The Inspired Unemployed
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154 episodes
Welcome to the world according to The Inspired Unemployed: hosted by two best mates Matt and Jack who can’t quite believe their luck.
More about the show
It’s completely ridiculous, honest and always fun. Make sure you’re in on the jokes, drama and hi jinx every Wednesday!
Submit your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener and follow the show antics at @theinspiredunemployedpod or watch full episodes at our YouTube channel https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast .
Episodes page 1 of 4
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Would You Let Your Girlfriend Live With This Guy?
We all have those weird little habits and rituals that for some reason we HAVE to do. Whether it’s tapping a can before opening it, avoiding cracks in the pavement or dodging signposts, the boys and their mates laugh…
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We Almost Missed The World Cup
Do you have so many inside jokes with your mates that you’ve basically developed your own secret language? Well, the boys and their friends have taken this to the nth degree. They can have entire conversations that…
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Kylie Minogue and the AFL Grand Final
The boys are back on Australian soil and have some explaining to do. Starting with how they ended up performing alongside Kylie Minogue at the AFL Grand Final, making videos with her, Jack completely butchering his one…
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We Met a Man Who Thought He Was a Bear
Jarch from We Mean Well joins the boys to talk about unfortunate nicknames, including one from his childhood that has haunted him ever since. Then, the boys take us back through one of the more questionable…
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Our Girlfriends Enter the Vault
The boys girlfriends are in the booth and FINALLY stepping into the Girlfriend Vault. They’ve heard enough, and they’re ready to unleash. Then, the boys put Falcon’s mum Bernie to the ultimate test. Just how far would…
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What Was Jack Doing Under the Covers?
Jack and his mate Billy revisit the few weeks they spent sharing a bed back in the day and finally clear up a VERY uncomfortable misunderstanding that Billy has believed for years. Then, we decide to put Falcs’…
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Happy Allan's Hook Up From Hell
Happy Allan joins the boys this week - the larrikin party guy who’s gone viral more times than we can count for his disturbing ability to eat a Long John in one bite. And naturally, he comes armed with an outrageous…
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We Ranked Every Tradie From Softest to Hardest
The boys are going back to their roots this week - and they’ve brought in two men with 25+ years on the tools to settle one of Australia’s most important debates: which tradie is the softest, and which is the hardest?…
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Every Bloke Has A Hero Fantasy
Every guy thinks they’d be great in an emergency. Falcs is happy to admit he absolutely would not be. After being taken down by a bull ant (and failing to live up to Sarah’s expectations of bravery) the boys get into…
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The Boys Get a Sex Education
We asked you for the worst possible times you’ve ever run into an ex - and you absolutely delivered. From painfully awkward to situations straight out of a nightmare, we hear the run-ins that would make anyone consider…
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Tell The Wiggles To Watch Their Back
Falcon has discovered there’s serious money in children’s entertainment and, naturally, his first thought is to exploit that into a new business venture. Freshly an uncle and horrified by how catchy kids’ songs are,…
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Dom's Nude Modelling Gig
Dom is back in the booth! This time, Dommy’s story involves accepting a gig as a nude model for a bachelorette party, prompting a few memories from the boys about times they’ve been left naked and afraid. Next up,…
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Waking Up In The Wrong House
The boys are known for their sketches, so this week we're bringing back some of their most beloved characters. From the real estate agent to the football coach and a baby, we throw them into increasingly ridiculous…
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The Boys Play Cupid
The boys are back dishing out questionable love advice this week, helping lasts weeks listener come up with a creative way to properly ask out the girl he's been seeing. Then, fan-favourite segment The Vault makes its…
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The Saying “I Love You” Freak Out
This week starts with a voice memo from a listener facing one of the biggest relationship dilemmas there is - when and how should you say “I love you”? That kicks off a chat with the boys' own stories of blurting it…
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Liam Nearly Started a Riot, Falcon Joined a Cult
The boys are joined by their good mate Liam, who takes everyone back to one of the most terrifying moments from filming their TV show, Impractical Jokers. His challenge? Pretend to be the world's most obnoxious…
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Will Gibb’s Adult Circumcision
This episode starts exactly where you'd expect: with comedian Will Gibb recounting the horrors of his adult circumcision. It somehow spirals into Jack confessing the time he abandoned a girl mid-hang out because he had…
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Dom Has a Crush On His Dentist
Meet-cutes aren't dead... at least not for Dom! The boys are joined again by their best mate Dom, who shares the surprising story of falling in love, how it all unfolded, and the reason his girlfriend is now known as…
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We’re Keeping The House!!
How do the boys handle jealousy? In this episode, they put themselves to the test, running through a series of classic scenarios to find out. From a partner who can't stop talking about their ex, to a sibling getting a…
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If You're Not Crying In A ‘Truth Circle’, Was It Even A Good Night?
After the chaos of Jack's girlfriend's dad falsely accusing people of stealing his necklace in Bali, the boys were flooded with messages from listeners sharing their own stories of getting it spectacularly wrong. From…
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Falcon Bombed, Bill Has Food Poisoning
Finally, Falcon revives his DJ career in front of one of the toughest crowds imaginable: a bunch of 19-year-old college kids. So many things went wrong, the boys genuinely lost count. Then, Jack gives us the update on…
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Jack Hates Morning Sex
It’s true: Jack hates morning sex. He’s also got a few other controversial opinions up his sleeve, as does Falcs. It’s a rough day to be a gender reveal party… or a high school sweetheart. Jack then prepares for a…
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Demanding Lobster Linguine, Puppies & Limos
The boys check back in with the worst manager ever to hear how negotiations are going… and things have escalated quickly. Falcon’s rider now includes golden retriever puppies and even his face plastered on the side of…
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Falcon’s Going To College (God Help Us)
After discovering an old email account made for Falcon’s “DJ career”, the boys realise he’s been unknowingly ignoring gig requests for YEARS. Colleges, clubs, random events… all sitting there unanswered because his…
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Worst Place To Get A Boner
The boys are way too excited to debut a brand new segment… rattling off all the absolute worst places you could possibly get a sudden boner. Inspired by traumatic real-life moments of theirs (think parachute pants and…
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The Share House Is Dead
Four boys in their 30s - one now engaged - finally say a long, regretful goodbye to their beloved share house. Dom, Grant, Falc's and Jack even got matching tattoos to express their love for this house. But is it…
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Let's Actually Get Vulnerable
This week, the boys are joined by one of their best mates, Liam, who shares a truly rattled story from their time filming Impractical Jokers, involving a prank gone too far, a very public apology, and the worst…
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Life Lessons With Hamish Blake
Hamish Blake is in the studio this week and comes in hot with a rattled story about his pre-golf nerves, affirmations, and one very unfortunate text that was never meant to be sent. Then, things get practical. Jack…
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We Opened The Vault Again
It’s finally time to step back into The Vault. The boys properly unload their petty frustrations, minor inconveniences and things that shouldn’t matter but absolutely do. As expected, it gets out of hand quickly, with…
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Who's Been Sending Falcon Flowers?
Falcs is trying to wrap his head around the fact his girlfriend bought him flowers for their anniversary. Is that play on? Is there a boy equivalent to flowers? Then, Dom’s back! And after Falcs’ recent betrayal at…
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Jack Pocket Dialled His Ex...
After two years off (and relentless bullying in the DMs), you've finally got your wish, they’re back. And yes, they’ve returned on April Fools for dramatic effect. The boys kick things off with a proper rattled story:…
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Dedicated to Those Three Words
First off, the boys make a regretful announcement before launching into all the hilarious stories from their new Impractical Jokers season kicking off tonight. Next, Jack reveals how he finally said those three words…
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Dedicated to The Baby Baton
Bonjour from Paris! The boys recap their week working at the Olympics and share a story of how they made an unlikely new German friend. Then it's time to meet Margaret!! Margaret doesn't hold back revealing what…
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Dedicated to The Paris Olympics
We cross to the boys live in Paris for their coverage of the Olympic Games! They tell Sarah about the athletes they've met, what they've seen and how they've already nearly got arrested. Next up, the man behind all…
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Dedicated to The Enhanced Games
The boys have plenty of questions to ask Aussie Olympic Swimmer James Magnussen after finding out he plans to compete in 'The Enhanced Games'. Set to take place in 2025, it will pretty much be like the Olympics if the…
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Dedicated to the Housemate Vault
Ever wish you could have a go at your housemates? Well ... Dom, Jack, Falcs and Liam are introducing 'the housemate vault' so they have a space safe to voice all the weird and questionable living habits they each have.…
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Dedicated to Spider Bites
Back by popular demand is the Inspired Unemployed's Ultimate Travel Guide Book. Dom shares the important tip of having travel insurance after finding himself in hospital after not one but two holidays. Next up, the…
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Dedicated to The Retired Gentleman's League
After a seven year wait, the Retired Gentleman's League have finally made their debut performance, at none other than an RSL in Kiama for Jack's Mum's Tennis Club Presentation Night. Dom and the boys rehash the…
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Dedicated to Laughing When You Shouldn’t
The band is back together! After over two years hiatus, Dom and Bill are officially told the news that the Retired Gentleman's League has booked a gig (and that they only one week to practice). Falcs also teases a…
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Dedicated to Nudist Beaches
The boys and Sarah laugh while admitting to a few things they’ve decided are now ‘none of their business’. Their take on the TikTok trend about things you probably should care about but have decided to dismiss. Next…
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Dedicated to Erogenous Zones
The inbox is flooded with listeners needing a safe space to get things off their chest, so the boys have decided to open The Vault again. Jack then follows up on a text his mum sent asking them to perform at her local…
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Dedicated to Falcon's Tongue
Falcon was tackled during a game of rugby and hurt his tongue. So, this is a very special episode dedicated to how painfully funny he now sounds trying to speak. To give Falcs a break from talking, we got his…
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Dedicated to Jack's Big Muscles
Jack has declared himself an Ectomorph who is fed up with working out and trying to get abs, so he calls a Personal Trainer to finally get a routine that will work. Their mate forrest then joins the pod to share the…
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Dedicated to NRL vs AFL
It's time to settle a seriously great debate. NRL or AFL? Taking the side of AFL is former professional player and host of the Dyl and Friends podcast, Dyl Buckley. Taking the side of NRL are Tom and Eddy, hosts of…
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Dedicated to the Ick Olympics
Can you really give someone the ick if they actually like them? The boys put the theory to the test with their partners by secretly filming themselves completing a series of ick's. Sarah joins the boys in the studio…
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Dedicated to Work Screw Ups
The Vault (listener edition) is BACK. It’s time to play a few of the angry voice memos we’ve received recently in a safe space. Next, Jack and Falcs admit to a few big mistakes they made in their past jobs. Finally,…
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Dedicated to Fit Checks
We all have questions about Jacks recent relationship hard launch strategy. Why? How? Who’s idea was that? It’s time to unpack. Are you smarter than a five-year-old? Because Jack and Falcs are not. A kindergartner…
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Dedicated to Our Future
The boys ring their mate Cal to share the ultimate ‘I love you story’, involving a near death experience. To celebrate five years of being a working duo, a professional psychic is welcomed into the studio to reveal…
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Dedicated to Jack's First Client
Did you think the billboards were over? Think again. It’s time to unleash the marketing engineer within Jack and give him his first client. Can Jack take an average bloke and make him a lovable, famous influencer for…
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