Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!
· 50 min · Explicit
Episode Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!
We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!
Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread.
The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober.
Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls.
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00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow
04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine
09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental
11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs
12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator
15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry
19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor
22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates
23:26 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips
29:03 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal
32:26 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids
35:46 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet
37:31 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort"
42:50 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters
44:33 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma
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