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1. Ep 48: Low Value Woman

   19 Mar 2024 · 1 h 16 min · Explicit

   We're taking a new approach! This week enjoy our newly added segments and some pretty exciting and incredibly painful life updates. Steph's mouth is going through the ringer, and Christen is doing something a bit…

2. Ep 47: Come Get It, Baby!

   14 Jan 2024 · 1 h 17 min · Explicit

   Happy New Year! This year we're making a slight change in our schedule, so tune in for this important announcement! We also get to talk about some topics that we have been holding onto for a looooong time. Let's get…

3. Ep 46: Bruh. (AITA w/ Eric & Bryan)

   5 Nov 2023 · 43 min · Episode 46 · Explicit

   This week we're welcoming in two of our favorite guys! We're reading some tricky AITA threads and letting the men give their opinions. Do you think we all share the same perspective on things? Let's find out...

4. Ep 45: Steph's Bonus Chat

   28 Oct 2023 · 38 min · Episode 45 · Explicit

   We left you all hanging for far too long, so we're getting this train to the station. Steph finished up LIB Season 5 for you so you don't have to! (Like Christen) This bonus episode is what your inner monologue is…

5. Ep 44: Why Were You Made That Way?

   26 Oct 2023 · 1 h 14 min · Episode 44 · Explicit

   We're talking all things LIB Season 5! Let's make our way through the cringes and crazies of episodes 1-8. Where the hell do they find these people?? Steph has strong feelings about tall people, and Christen can see…

6. Ep 43: Creepy Thin Man

   23 Sep 2023 · 58 min · Episode 43 · Explicit

   Another episode of everything that is on our mind! Have you heard of this Roman Empire TikTok trend? Our minds are blown away. Also, we are not okay about Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. We obviously love our girl! But...…

7. Ep 42: One Year Special

   16 Sep 2023 · 50 min · Episode 42 · Explicit

   Wow, that year went by way too fast! We have been at it for OVER 365 days now, and we wanted to do something fun to celebrate! We're going hard with a drinking game to find out who knows who better.

8. Ep 41: Citizen's Arrest

   8 Sep 2023 · 58 min · Episode 41 · Explicit

   WE. ARE. BACK! Together at last! We promise we won't let that happen ever again. (Our husbands got the snip, so seriously it won't.) We are celebrating our reunion by going through our looooong list of topics that…

9. Ep 40: Open The Phone Lines (AITA)

   12 Aug 2023 · 40 min · Episode 40 · Explicit

   Join Steph this week for another special AITA episode! She brought in the person who knows her second best to Christen: Her husband, Bryan. Let's talk opinions and... castration? It gets weird. Just enjoy!

10. Ep 39: Don't Wanna Eat The Meats

    28 Jul 2023 · 52 min · Episode 39 · Explicit

    We're taking you back in time, all the way to... a few weeks ago. This week we're bringing you a previously recorded episode with none other than our little siblings! Did we mention before that they're dating? Probably…

11. Ep 38: Spencer's Birth Story (Pt. 2)

    19 Jul 2023 · 35 min · Episode 38 · Explicit

    We're back! After some unexpected chaos, we're finally back from out month long hiatus to give you the second part of Spencer's birth story. Hear Steph's thoughts on being a new mom of two, and how she really feels…

12. Ep 37: Spencer's Birth Story (Pt. 1)

    6 Jun 2023 · 32 min · Episode 37 · Explicit

    The episode you've all been waiting for! Steph joins us this week as a guest to share her journey to becoming an official mom of 2. We're so excited to be together again for this extra special story time!

13. Ep 36: Very Much Mennonite

    30 May 2023 · 42 min · Episode 36 · Explicit

    Do you ever just need to get something off of your chest? There's a Reddit thread for that. This week Christen reads through some interesting posts on r/TrueOffMyChest and they are quite bizarre. Also, don't you think…

14. Ep 35: Embarrassed Of My Child (AITA)

    24 May 2023 · 37 min · Episode 35 · Explicit

    It's the end of the month! Which can only mean one thing... Am I The Asshole? Join week 2 of Steph's maternity leave with Christen as she gives her solo opinions on this month's AITA stories. Dogs, jerkface kids,…

15. Ep 34: I'll Be That Bitch

    16 May 2023 · 40 min · Episode 34 · Explicit

    It's Christen's first solo episode! And she's feeling the pressure. What better way to start off Steph's maternity leave than to cover a topic that she INSISTED Christen cover! Trust us, it's a good one. Listen to our…

16. Ep 33: Only Deserving Of Ugly People

    9 May 2023 · 49 min · Episode 33 · Explicit

    Okay, so sometimes plans just fall through. We kind of accidentally called it. BUT, it's Steph's last episode before baby!! Can you believe it? As a farewell, we talk about one of her favorite subjects: movie plot…

17. Ep 32: Weird Ass Pterodactyls

    2 May 2023 · 46 min · Episode 32 · Explicit

    We're crying about cake. And snickers. And basically anything else with sugar. Find out why! Speaking of cakes... is anyone on Cake Gate TikTok? It has consumed our FYP. After we discuss our feeling about that, we…

18. Ep 31: We Love You, Hans! (AITA)

    25 Apr 2023 · 1 h 04 min · Episode 31

    Stephs itchy feet. That's basically what our big update is this week. Get ready to send her off to maternity leave within the next few weeks, because this baby is coming! If you make it past our complaining, we have…

19. Ep 30: Love Is Late AF

    18 Apr 2023 · 1 h 08 min · Episode 30 · Explicit

    We waited to watch the Love Is Blind reunion for this one! And we waited, and waited, and waited... After a mess of a reunion, we're bringing our thoughts on Netflix dropping the ball, and most of all the hosts…

20. Ep 29: The Wind Was Winding

    4 Apr 2023 · 1 h 03 min · Episode 29 · Explicit

    The long awaited Netflix episode! We finally get to catch up on the most reason season of Love Is Blind and give our thoughts on each couple. Who do we think will say yes at the altar? I'll give you a clue - basically…

21. Ep 28: Brass Tacks (AITA w/ Special Guest Eric Fly)

    28 Mar 2023 · 1 h 08 min · Episode 28 · Explicit

    Another week of unwanted opinions. But this time, we have a guest! Listen in as Steph reads us Reddit's most interesting AITA submissions and give us your hot take. Boy moms that can't cut the cord, inappropriate…

22. Ep 27: Did You Actually Literally Die?

    21 Mar 2023 · 59 min · Episode 27 · Explicit

    Back together again! Prepare for us to gag, like a lot. This week's episode is ALL about your icks! We took to Instagram to find out the things that get under your skin and just make you cringe, and you did not…

23. Ep 26: I Did Not Come Out

    14 Mar 2023 · 1 h 12 min · Episode 26 · Explicit

    Did someone say drama? We're in there. This week we chat about parenting styles and how to make sure our kids don't become terrors. Bieber vs. Selena? We're sure you've heard about it because it's impossible to avoid.…

24. Ep 25: I Would've Been Sleeping

    7 Mar 2023 · 1 h 11 min · Episode 25 · Explicit

    We're live on a Tuesday! That's when the clubs go up, right? This week we give our take on Love Is Blind: After The Altar. We didn't realize we had so much to say about it. After our rant about every single couple they…

25. Ep 24: Crunchy, Juicy, Delicious (AITA)

    27 Feb 2023 · 59 min · Episode 24 · Explicit

    Welcome to February's Am I The Asshole episode! Sit back and judge these stories from Reddit with us. Steph reads some of her favorite finds, and also has an intense craving thanks to Christen. Get our two cents and…

26. Ep 23: Alexa's Lips...That's All.

    20 Feb 2023 · 1 h 14 min · Episode 23 · Explicit

    You'll never guess who got sick AGAIN! Super strange for a girl who never leaves the house. This week we bring you the real thing you all wanted to know. How many people REALLY wash their chicken?? Follow up on our…

27. Ep 22: Everything Is A Mess

    13 Feb 2023 · 1 h 12 min · Episode 22 · Explicit

    How did we get here? This episode was one that didn't want to work for us, but we made it! Let's talk about the difference between tonic water and club soda... THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. Also, do you wash your chicken?…

28. Ep 21: Look At That Cool Jellyfish!

    6 Feb 2023 · 1 h 28 min · Episode 21 · Explicit

    We're back with another list of topics and an extra long episode! Seriously, we had to cut like 15 minutes of talking because it was getting ridiculous. We finally have a pretty solid theory on dinosaurs, but that…

29. Ep 20: The Bomb

    30 Jan 2023 · 1 h 00 min · Episode 20 · Explicit

    It's our 20th episode!! Is that something we should celebrate, or is that not really a big deal? If not, one thing to celebrate this week is the lack of parent/kid talk happening in this episode. Seriously, we know it…

30. Ep 19: If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say

    23 Jan 2023 · 49 min · Episode 19 · Explicit

    How soon is too soon to move on after your spouse passes away? Let's talk about it because we have really big feelings. This week we sprinkle in a story time about a little boozy mistake, talk about our bad…

31. Ep 18: Come Up With A Better Lie

    16 Jan 2023 · 1 h 07 min · Episode 18 · Explicit

    This week we're talking controversies! Or at least other people's controversial Reddit posts... I mean serious, these people are out of their minds. Get ready to answer the AITA questions! **Trigger warning for…

32. Ep 17: I'll Be Solderized

    9 Jan 2023 · 1 h 23 min · Episode 17 · Explicit

    We're finally back! After a much needed holiday break, we're excited to get back into the swing of things for 2023. Catch up with us on everything we've been thinking lately, and our goal words for this new year. Of…

33. Ep 16: WTFWTFWTF

    19 Dec 2022 · 1 h 24 min · Episode 16 · Explicit

    Okay we can FINALLY be honest with you! We haven't taken shots in quite a while... Hear the story behind Christen finding out she's pregnant with twins! We have sooo much to say about motherhood (as usual), but even…

34. Ep 15: Drug Deals

    12 Dec 2022 · 52 min · Episode 15 · Explicit

    Welcome back to another week of us not being together! (Booooo.) Time to catch up on some things we're excited about and what we think of the first three episodes of Harry & Meghan on Netflix. Spoiler Alert - we have…

35. Ep 14: OJ Has A Chance

    5 Dec 2022 · 1 h 08 min · Episode 14 · Explicit

    Trigger warning for explicit content regarding child abuse, sexual assault, and murder. This week's episode touches on some pretty deep topics such as Balenciaga and Casey Anthony. If this is not the content for you,…

36. Ep 13: Teeth Man

    28 Nov 2022 · 1 h 07 min · Episode 13 · Explicit

    Steph has some exciting news we have been dying to share! We may have been lying for quite a few weeks about the ingredients in our shot glasses. This week we talk about doctor anxiety, Christen's newest parenting tip,…

37. Ep 12: I am weak. I am nothing.

    14 Nov 2022 · 1 h 09 min · Episode 12 · Explicit

    This week Steph is feeling super under the weather and we try our hand (again) at recording remotely. Can you believe it actually worked?? Catch up with us on the shows we've been watching and get a full on restaurant…

38. Ep 11: You Lost A Lot Of Hair

    7 Nov 2022 · 34 min · Episode 11 · Explicit

    It's a quick one this week! We really hit you hard with our cringiest moments from the past. All of which revolve around Steph's birthday parties. Needless to say, we will be very cautious throwing any type of…

39. Ep 10: RIP

    31 Oct 2022 · 1 h 06 min · Episode 10 · Explicit

    Our first Halloween episode! Join us as we talk about this years festivities (or lack there of). We mourn the greatest party to ever be thrown, and how our homes have no idea there's a holiday coming. We also read your…

40. Ep 9: Say It Out Loud (Motherhood)

    24 Oct 2022 · 1 h 13 min · Episode 9 · Explicit

    The audio gods have answered our prayers! We come back sounding better than ever, and get into the nitty gritty of motherhood. Sometimes you just need to vent about the hard parts that nobody else seems to vocalize.…

41. Ep 8: Hamster Ass (With Special Guest Jaycee Green)

    17 Oct 2022 · 48 min · Episode 8 · Explicit

    Welcome our first guest! Christen's sister (and hopefully Steph's future sister in law) joins us this week to give advice that nobody asked for. Do you know what pareidolia is? Steph finds it super fascinating, and…

42. Ep 7: The European Dream

    10 Oct 2022 · 1 h 10 min · Episode 7 · Explicit

    We're back! And we're giving you the low down on our recording mishaps from last week (and apparently this week as well) and go over the US vs. UK drama on TikTok that everyone is here for. Speaking of TikTok, we get…

43. Ep 6: My Neighbor Was Raided

    26 Sep 2022 · 1 h 05 min · Episode 6 · Explicit

    This weeks theme seems to be all about true crime. We discuss hot topics like Adam Levine's infidelity, Adnan Syed's release from prison, and which of our neighbors are possible high profile criminals. Listen while we…

44. Ep 5: Shelf Head

    19 Sep 2022 · 1 h 12 min · Episode 5 · Explicit

    Some of our favorite stories seem to have one common theme... injuries. We take a trip down memory lane to share about Steph crushing Christen's fingers, our children abusing us, and our husbands taking their roles as…

45. Ep 4: P3

    12 Sep 2022 · 50 min · Episode 4 · Explicit

    Do you have a favorite radio station host? Because, apparently we do. This week we may have indulged in a few more shots than normal, chatted about college days, a cold hearted mother, and some guy that can only "do…

46. Ep 3: Would You Rather…?

    5 Sep 2022 · 53 min · Episode 3 · Explicit

    This week we chat about the way our husbands pronounce words (incorrectly), the new trend of "quiet quitting", and a few "Would You Rather" questions. We also find out that Steph is capable of grievous bodily harm, and…

47. Ep 2: Panfake Guy

    29 Aug 2022 · 48 min · Episode 2 · Explicit

    This week we're taking lemon drop shots, "PP" shots, or whatever you want to call them. We catch up with the latest TikTok trend and discuss some of the drama, while also debating on how many pancakes are TOO many…

48. Ep 1: The Pilot

    27 Aug 2022 · 23 min · Episode 1

    We started a podcast! Find out what we’re planning on doing with this platform, more about our friendship, and a (maybe not so great) shot recipe to try at home.