Help! I'm A Parent with Emma and Ollie Proudlock

Episodes

1. Ding Dongs Merrily

   24 Dec 2022 · 37 min · S1 E12

   This is the time to look back over the past twelve months and all that's happened thus far. Plus, winter poorly baby worries (we're talking rash anxiety, guys), winter colds and flu's and hyper-panicked visits to A&E…

2. This One's For The Dads

   18 Dec 2022 · 36 min · S1 E11

   We have - rightly so - talked a lot about Mums, Mothers, Mamas and Mummies on the show. But this week we wanted to focus on the Dads, Papas, Pops and Daddies, and all that entails. Dad gags, Dad fear, Dad guilt and the…

3. Santa Baby

   11 Dec 2022 · 39 min · S1 E10

   Santa baby, slip a nappy under the tree... for me. First Christmas with a baby for us, so we're looking back at our own childhood Christmases, but (maybe as we're a little worse for wear) we also cover dancefloor Mum…

4. The Listener Special - It's All About You

   4 Dec 2022 · 37 min · S1 E9

   From episode one, we've been asking you to share your own funny, emotional and mortifying parenting experiences and questions. And to be honest, these are often the most enjoyable part of making the show! So in this…

5. Making Friends With Your Scar

   27 Nov 2022 · 36 min · S1 E8

   Everyone's birth experience - and body - is different, but for Ems and Ollie how best to recover from a C-section was a big deal. Not just physically, but emotionally. So this week, we discuss where Ems is on that…

6. I Gotta Get Poo This

   20 Nov 2022 · 39 min

   It could be the sleep deprivation (it definitely is) but this is a slightly surreal episode. Consider the subjects covered if you will; raw baby bum cheeks, the career of Daniel Bedingfield (really), wonky joint pain…

7. Baby Expresso Bongo

   14 Nov 2022 · 46 min · S1 E6

   Its all happening! Is it ever not happening? Emma and Ollie cover first injections and 'Jobby Blasters' but also the often worrying differing and difficult worlds of The Boob and The Bottle. How do they feel about the…

8. Hangxiety

   6 Nov 2022 · 38 min · S1 E5

   Yes, that delightful blend of hangover and anxiety. Ems and Ollie Proudlock are feeling a little 'fragile' this week, making the subject of going back to work post-baby even more emotional than usual. On a more serious…

9. Shitflops

   30 Oct 2022 · 36 min · S1 E4

   Big questions this week; Why can't you get adult Calpol? What is skooshing? Will the leopard print turban become the essential baby fashion item for Winter 22? And what exactly are shitflops? Emma and Ollie Proudlock…

10. Denim Nappies

    23 Oct 2022 · 40 min · S1 E3

    Sir Francis Drake? Amateur. First summit of Everest? Easy. Neil Armstrong visits the Moon? Walk in the flipping park. First time you take a baby OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR MORE THAN ONE NIGHT? Now you're facing a superhuman…

11. Jobbies

    16 Oct 2022 · 28 min · S1 E2

    Don't get the wrong idea, this episode isn't JUST about poo. Honest. Emma and Ollie Proudlock tackle tricky sleep routines, baby bath panics, shout out to Team Reflux, and we meet Madame Infacol. Oh yeah, and quite a…

12. Through The Sunroof

    9 Oct 2022 · 35 min · S1 E1

    We've done it! Episode 1! To kick things off Emma and Ollie Proudlock discuss Bonnie's birth, the decisions they made leading up to the special day and hear from Ollie's mum, Lena about how he 'popped out' and her…

13. Coming Soon

    2 Oct 2022 · 1:59 · Trailer

    Ollie & Emma Proudlock need help! They'll be sharing their experiences raising their brand new baby Bonnie Lou, and along the way they're calling on family, friends, some famous names and their listeners, for advice on…

14. Help! I'm Almost A Parent

    26 Jul 2022 · 3:52 · Trailer · Explicit

    The calm before the baby storm... Our lovely friends and sponsors Never Fully Dressed have an exclusive discount code for listeners of this podcast. Use code PROUDLOCKS15 for 15% off at…