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A Lot On Your Plate

A Lot On Your Plate

182 episodes · Explicit

A podcast by Jess Tedds & Zoe Quinn, two best friends with opposing opinions, who share relatable and hilarious life stories, recommendations, rants, listener dilemmas and important conversations with wonderful industry experts! Send in what's been a lot on your plate to - contact@alotonyourplatepodcast.com - its a safe space over here sisters x

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  1. A Lot In Your Cauldron: From Ghosts to Ghosting

    · 1 h 05 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷👻 It's our Halloween episode and things are getting spooky! We're having a catch up on our latest Glasgow nights out, some brutal hangovers and everything we've been watching lately. Then we're diving…

  2. The Copycat Ex-Wife, Exploring Sexuality & Glasgow Favourites

    · 1 h 02 min · Explicit

    This week we're having a big old catch up, from birthday celebrations and presents to a lovely day out at Loch Lomond, plus plenty of Glasgow food and drink recommendations, including our favourite spots to visit…

  3. Petty Revenge, Movie Reviews & Finding Love Offline

    · 48 min · Explicit

    This week we're having a big old catch up, from feeling a little overwhelmed with life lately to everything we've been watching, including The Traitors, The Gentlemen and some of the highest-rated films of all time.…

  4. Zoe Turned 30! Paris, Budapest & Birthday Surprises

    · 1 h 06 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up after a VERY busy few weeks, including Zoe officially entering her 30s! We're chatting birthday celebrations, presents and the very special Cartier purchase she made to mark…

  5. Our Ultimate Beauty List, Single In Your 30s & Should I Tell His Fiancée?

    · 52 min · Explicit

    This week we're finally sharing our ultimate beauty list! From hairdressers, nail techs and facialists to aesthetics, massages, hair removal and everything in between, we're going head to toe with the people and places…

  6. Is My Best Friend Cutting Me Out?

    · 57 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're back from the South of France and giving you the full girls' trip debrief, from dancing on pianos and our favourite spots to having a reservation bumped for a famous guest… We also have…

  7. Autumn Fashion & Our Pre-Holiday Glow Up

    · 58 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're getting ready for our girls trip to the South of France, so naturally we're talking outfits, beauty appointments and everything we're doing before we go! We're also sharing our thoughts…

  8. Dating In Your 30s, Paternity Leave & Lazy Girl Confessions

    · 55 min · Explicit

    This week we're having a biiiig old catch up! Surprise engagements, last-minute trips to London and some exciting birthday month plans! We also get into dating in your 30s and why being single looks very different for…

  9. A Stranger Pays Me To Insult Him

    · 57 min · Explicit

    This week we're catching up on everything from Zoe's wholesome day out with the pigs and our latest Glasgow food finds to productivity hacks, heatless curls and the things we're doing to feel like we’ve got our lives…

  10. Should I Get Revenge On My Situationship?

    · 58 min · Explicit

    This week we're catching up after our second Patreon event and giving all the goss from the Sephora Glasgow launch. We also chat phone-free wholesome activities, Zoe’s upcoming birthday plans, Jess's low Ferritin…

  11. My Boyfriend Doesn't Want To Have Sex With Me

    · 1 h 04 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're getting the full Marrakesh debrief from Zoz from where she stayed and ate to the incredible sunrise hot air balloon ride. We're also catching up on Jess’ kitchen reno, a very busy week…

  12. 'I Bumped Into My Cheating Ex'

    · 44 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're chatting home renovations, our incredible head spa experience and some of the latest celebrity gossip we are seeing online at the moment! We also get into one of your dilemmas about…

  13. My Boyfriend Wants To Watch Me With Someone Else...

    · 48 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're celebrating Zoe finally ticking the 10K off her 30 Before 30 list - with zero training!! We’re also sharing our latest Glasgow food recommendations and catching up on life lately. We…

  14. Jamie Genevieve on Motherhood, Building VIEVE & Life in Glasgow

    · 1 h 31 min

    It's the episode you've all been waiting for... we're finally sitting down with the one and only, Jamie Genevieve! Jamie takes us behind the scenes of building VIEVE into a global beauty brand while staying true to…

  15. Lazy Husbands, Overbearing In-Laws & Kitchen Reno

    · 59 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up on everything from Zoe’s trip to Dublin and some Glasgow recommendations to the madness of Jess’ kitchen renovations. We also chat cosmetic treatments, life updates and your…

  16. Your Most Awkward, Embarrassing And X-Rated Sex Stories

    · 49 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're back with the sex episode!! We're reading your funniest, most awkward and completely unfiltered bedroom confessions... From surprise squirting to dogs with terrible timing and a kitchen…

  17. Navigating friendships in your 30's

    · 1 h 01 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're celebrating after winning our Scottish podcast award 🥹 Thank you so much to everyone who voted and supported us, we genuinely couldn't have done it without you lovely lot!! We also catch…

  18. Bridezillas, Hen Do Dramas & Wedding Wars

    · 1 h 02 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're getting into all things weddings, hen dos and the huge expectations (and costs!) that come with them. From expensive destination celebrations and bridesmaid pressure to family drama and…

  19. In-Laws, Family Politics & Expectations

    · 57 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up on everything that's been going on lately, including an update on Jess' police investigation, her trip to Donegal and some recent food spots we've been loving. We also chat…

  20. A Hit And Run, Hen Do Drama & Bring Back WAGs!

    · 1 h 13 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up after a very eventful few days, including an incident that left Jess shaken up. We also get into celebrity gossip, social media trends and why we're officially campaigning to…

  21. Needy In-Laws, Swinging Stories & First Birthday Gift Ideas

    · 1 h 01 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re recapping our Wellness Spread event and sharing some of our favourite moments from the day, plus a few weekend updates and local recommendations. We also chat first birthday gift ideas,…

  22. My Maid of Honour Ghosted Me?!

    · 55 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week Zoe joins us with her first hangover of the year… We’re sharing our latest food finds, beauty favourites and some upcoming travel plans. We also get into some hilarious videos we’ve seen on…

  23. Top 5 Horror Stories, Spice Boys & Navigating Heartbreak

    · 48 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re catching up after Jess’ holidays, from a girly trip to Barcelona to her first-ever all-inclusive family holiday in Zante ☀️ We share our favourite spots and travel highlights before…

  24. A Feral Night Out, Swinger Stories & Podcast Awards

    · 45 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re sharing some recent Glasgow favourites and hearing all about Jess’ child-free, feral night out. We chat bars, restaurants, travel prep and the struggle of packing light, before getting…

  25. The Craziest Ex Stories We’ve Ever Heard

    · 43 min · Explicit

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we asked you to send in your craziest ex stories… We’re talking stalking, petty revenge, social media drama and toxic behaviour, plus the big question… have you ever been the crazy ex? 👀…

  26. Event Plans, London Marathon & She Copied My Wedding?!

    · 51 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re sharing some very exciting news about our upcoming events, including the return of Wellness Spread at a brand new venue… We’re also catching up on life lately, from chilled weekends and…

  27. Is Emotional Cheating Worse Than A One Night Stand?

    · 1 h 03 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re catching up after our lovely trip away to Islay. We also chat about some exciting new openings coming soon to Scotland, before getting into a big conversation about cheating,…

  28. Coachella, Toxic Exes & Postpartum Life

    · 1 h 01 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 We’re having a big catch-up this week, starting with Jess’ reflections on the first year of motherhood and learning to romanticise the little things in life. We also get into what we’ve been watching…

  29. Aliens, Serial Cheaters & Sleeping With My Boss

    · 47 min

    Anyone else obsessed with space right now? We’re starting things off with some chat on moon missions, astronauts, aliens and all the terrifying unknowns of space, plus a few life updates including a very exciting…

  30. All Sex, No Feelings: Is It Possible?

    · 42 min · Explicit

    One of our juiciest episodes yet… is it possible to have a casual shag with no feelings? 👀 We asked you to send in your stories and my god, you did not disappoint. We’re talking one night stands, situationships,…

  31. First Date Etiquette, Scented Love Letters & Friendship Break-ups

    · 55 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re kicking off with a proper catch-up - everything we’ve been up to from workouts to dinners and planning ahead for summer. Then we get into the big debate… who should pay on a first date?…

  32. The Manosphere, Boy Mums & Tinder Red Flags

    · 53 min

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re giving you the rundown of everywhere we’re loving in Glasgow at the moment - bars, restaurants, cafes and bakeries. We run through the rest of Zoe’s 30 before 30 list and share our…

  33. We’re back baby! Australia Diaries, 30 Before 30 & Quitting TikTok

    · 59 min

    We’re finally back… and this time we’re back for good! No more season breaks, just brand new episodes every single Tuesday from now on 🐷💖 This week we’re catching up on everything that’s been happening while we’ve…

  34. S6 Ep31: Season Finale, Festive Plans & My Boyfriend Has A Wife?!

    · 57 min · S6 E31

    It’s the Season 6 finale, piggies! 🐷💖 This week is a big cosy catch-up. Jess is currently moving house and got her first period in 18 months 😭 We chat hormones, pregnancy resets, and how the Oura Ring predicted her…

  35. S6 Ep30: The Ultimate Black Friday Wishlist

    · 1 h 02 min · S6 E30

    This week we’re sharing everything on our Black Friday wishlists - plus all the bits you guys have your eyes on too 👀 We’re chatting top tips for finding the best deals, what’s actually worth buying, and our fave…

  36. S6 Ep29: Work Affairs, Sneaky Links & Ghosting

    · 46 min · S6 E29

    Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we've got some juicyyyy listener stories - from an office fling that turned serious, to long-distance sexting, friends stuck in bad relationships and sneaky links 👀 We’re also catching up on…

  37. S6 Ep28: New Boobs, Accidental Nudes & Confessions Of Love

    · 1 h 02 min · S6 E28

    This week Zoe spills all the details on her breast reduction - from the hospital menu to post-surgery bloat, recovery, and deciding whether to keep your pants on under your hospital gown 👀 We’re also chatting about…

  38. S6 Ep27: Sexting, Sleeping With The Boss & Jess’ Big News

    · 46 min · S6 E27

    This week we’re giving you the run down of our recent makeup & beauty faves plus some lovely PR gifts. Jess also shares some big news... Then it’s time for some juuuuicy dilemmas & stories!! From sexting while doing…

  39. S6 Ep26: Turning 35, Lisbon Recs & One Night Stands

    · 45 min · S6 E26

    This week we’re catching up on Jess’s 35th birthday, Zoe’s trip to Lisbon, and a very unfortunate shopping incident 😬 We’ve also got plenty of foodie recs from Copenhagen, Lisbon and Glasgow - think rooftops, sushi,…

  40. S6 Ep25: Glowing up with Izzy Utterson

    · 1 h 10 min · S6 E25 · Explicit

    We are sooo excited to be joined by the ultimate GLOW UP GIRL, Izzy Utterson 💍✨ In this episode, Izzy chats all about her dreamy engagement (we’re obsessed 😭), wellness, self-love, friendships, and navigating grief…

  41. S6 Ep24: The Sex Is Amazing... But He’s a Red Flag

    · 50 min

    This week we’re coming to you from London baby! 🇬🇧 Recorded from the Apple Podcast Studio, we’re giving you our London recs and the low down on our hotel toilet that washes your bum and vulva 🙃 Zoe fills us in on her…

  42. S6 EP 23: The Truth About Turning 30

    · 1 h 06 min · S6 E23

    Happy Tuesday piggies 🐷✨ This week we’re covering a LOT - from celebrating Zoe’s birthday to Jess discovering she’s basically royalty!! Jess is sharing her new favourite foodie spots, we’re getting real about the…

  43. S6 Ep22: Getting Scammed, Must-Watch Movies & Arguing Over Décor

    · 56 min · S6 E22

    This week we’re chatting weird ways of remembering things (does anyone else still sing the alphabet song to check letters? 🙃). Zoe shares her saga of getting scammed for Lewis Capaldi tickets, and we’re talking the…

  44. S6 Ep21: Things Our Partners Do That Drive Us Mad

    · 58 min · S6 E21

    This week we’re diving into the most annoying things people’s partners do - those little things that drive you insane when you know they probably shouldn't 👀 You guys sent in some good 'uns! Plus, we're filling you in…

  45. S6 Ep20: Autumn Fashion, Spider Season & Dating the Nice Guy

    · 50 min · S6 E20

    It’s September and cosy season has arrived! 🍂 This week we’re talking autumn fashion essentials, and unfortunately… the unwelcome arrival of house spiders 🕷️ Zoe shares an update on her Invisalign journey, we’re…

  46. S6 Ep19: Holistic Health, Hormones & Self-Advocacy with Georgia Ellen Smith

    · 1 h 19 min · S6 E19 · Explicit

    This week on A Lot On Your Plate, we’re thrilled to be joined by Georgia Ellen Smith, women’s holistic health and hormone coach. Georgia opens up about her journey - from her experience with hormonal contraception and…

  47. S6 Ep18: Holiday Recs, Beauty Treatments and a Sleepover Scandal

    · 48 min · S6 E18

    This week we’re sharing our top picks from Ibiza and Palma, our favourite Glasgow eats, and the beauty treatments we’ve been loving. We’re feeling nostalgic with the Jonas Brothers & Freakier Friday, and tackling a big…

  48. S6 Ep17: 30 before 30, Nursery Makeover & Teen Holidays

    · 41 min · S6 E17 · Explicit

    This week on A Lot On Your Plate, we’re chatting Zoe’s 30 Before 30 goals, a lil nursery makeover for Jenson, and your first teen holiday without the parents. Plus, our latest treatments, must-try local foodie spots,…

  49. S6 Ep16: Baby-Led Weaning, Spit or Swallow & Keepsakes From Exes

    · 54 min · S6 E16 · Explicit

    This week Jess shares her tips for tackling the Edinburgh Fringe with a baby - from what to see to where to eat 🍽️ Zoe’s thriving at work and talking about her life coaching journey so far, and Spit or Swallow is back…

  50. S6 Ep15: Book Club, Hairdresser Breakups & No Kids at Weddings?

    · 59 min · S6 E15

    This week we’re catching up on Zoe’s holiday, her latest book recs, and the surprise she came home to 👀 We’re also diving into some dilemmas - should kids be invited to weddings? And how do you break up with your…

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