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Petty Crimes
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206 episodes
Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis. Part true-crime, mostly comedy, completely petty.
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Devil in the Office
There is an office dress code, and wearing your Halloween costume 3 days early definitely violates that. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime for the Petty Crimes Court?…
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Jeff’s Dishonorable Makeout
Do you think anyone saw me smooch the maid of honor on the dancefloor ... while my fiancé was sleeping upstairs? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime for the Petty Crimes…
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Deadweight Office Crush
We all have that one colleague we wanna go from sending songs to on Slack, to throwing into an open firepit. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in…
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Catty Game Night
Is this a "let's hang out" game night, or a "don't you say a single word about your sick cat" game night? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the…
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Due Date Drama
I know it's your last day before maternity leave, but can I have your job real quick before you go? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
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Wet House Fantasy
New rules for housesitting: 1) Sleep in the master bed, 2) Run the hose 24/7, 3) Let the bears in. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
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Squatter's Rights
When a stranger starts messing up the office bathrooms, one woman decides to take a stand. Or a sit. Somewhere between a stand and a sit. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
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Double Date Disaster
We loved hanging out with you and your husband. And we'd love to see you again. "You" singular, that is ... Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in…
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Horny in Helsinki
We all have that one friend who will do anything to get jiggy with your family's handyman. But who will get to the "Finnish Line" first?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
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The GoPro Grinch
It's our 200th episode, so this week's crime is about ... TREES! Trees so good you'd face a maniac armed with a GoPro and a hammer. Or is that just ... pett-tree? Happy 200, y'all! LOS ANGELES - LIVE SHOW (SEPT 3) -…
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College Cheat
A student resorts to something disgraceful when faced with ... a hard class? LOS ANGELES - LIVE SHOW (SEPT 3) - TICKETS HERE Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that…
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Fake Steps, Real Petty
There's no honor for the honor system when a $50 gift card is on the line. Or maybe you can hit 40,000 steps a day, every day, for weeks on end - while working a full-time job?! Maybe? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara…
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Ghosting Gwendolyn
When a work dinner reservation is made for 10 people, one woman goes INSANE. And rightfully so! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
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Tiff & The Turtle
With a turtle on your car, you can bring anything you want to the music festival. Just not Tiff! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
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Doing It at Darla's Desk (w/ Carl Tart)
Doinking Derek is but one corporate training away. But what happens when office terror Mariana tries to join the fun? And ladies, PLEASE date our special guest Carl Tart (SNL). Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
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Puke in the Papasan
Driven to madness by the frat boys upstairs, our young heroine takes matters into her own hands ... Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
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Romanian Sex Pact
A picture tells a thousand words, but she only needed one to dump his ass ... "Vanda". Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes…
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Sweet Lady Linecutter
Verily! What would thoust do if a white lady tried to cut in line using her sob story? Wouldst thou be petty? Or doth the white lady protest too much?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff…
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Slam Pig Donuts (w/ Sarah Sherman)
How many donuts do four grown women need to keep their 20-year friendship alive? Definitely more than 3, right? Featuring Sarah Sherman (SNL, new HBO special)! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff…
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Tinder Triangle
And I couldn't help but wonder ... when does an "off-limits" guy become "on limits" again? Can a city really be big and small? And how does The Bailiff know more about Sex & The City than anyone else on this podcast?…
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Ex Party
Be careful what you wish for. Especially if what you wish for is your ex to come to your house party and cause some drama. Cos there'll be drama. Just not the kind you wanted! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
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Uber Husband
Was this concert ticket free, or will my husband have to be our private chauffeur as payment? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
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Forbidden Roommate
Do you need permission from your ex to live with your ex's ex-roommate? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to…
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A Semi Crime
When does a moving truck become just a regular truck that your neighbor parks outside your window with the engine on all night? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that…
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Eyeing a Vacation
Sending you a gift for the eye surgery. Just want to verify your current address is Atlantis Paradise Island, The Bahamas?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that…
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Cease & Desist (w/ Normal Gossip's Rachelle Hampton)
The problem with emotional affairs are ... they get EMOTIONAL. Featuring Normal Gossip's Rachelle Hampton! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in…
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Anniversary Crashers
So excited to celebrate my in-laws' anniversary with my husband, his family, some peacocks, and half my sorority. What? Sorority sisters are family too, right? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff…
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Who Came First
Wow, two crimes about college roommates in a row. Is something going on with college roommates right now?! WATCH ROOMMATES ON NETFLIX! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
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College Blackout
Just remember: if you push your rich roomie too far, the money's gonna move out too! WATCH CEARA'S MOVIE 'ROOMMATES' ON NETFLIX APRIL 17TH!!! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis…
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The Fake Fendi (w/ Laci Mosley)
Would you like to return your fake bag online, or would you like to come harass me in person? With special guest Laci Mosley. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that…
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My Ex's Bed
Would you please help my son (your ex) pick out a new bedframe (to have sex in with other women)? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
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She Killed Me Off
Is having no friends a red flag? Maybe. What about writing a book in which your only friend dies? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty…
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Male Manipulator
Dress for the job you want (unless it's making Tiffany cry at a pop-up festival). Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard? Submit it to…
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Undercover Lover (Live)
You know what might help introduce your new boyfriend to our mother? A disguise! Recorded live at The City Winery NYC with special guest Erin Farrington. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff…
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Feminist Bird Club
Technically, we don't have a "No Boys Allowed" policy - but, for this one man, I would like to make an exception. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be…
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Cat Girl Ego
Thanks for helping me find my cat, neighbor! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to never speak to you again. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in…
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Separated in Sicily
I would like to sign up for a group trip. However, I would like to be alone for the group trip. And if you try to come with me ... I'll leave your ass behind! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff…
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Group Project
Hey! Haven't heard from you guys, so I'm gonna submit our group project 2 days early without any of your stuff. Okay great thanks bye! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a…
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Toxic Mom Group
Thanks for helping me pack the U-Haul. Before I go, just wanted to say: never liked you, your friends suck, bye bye! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be…
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Pizza + Ranch
You can have ranch with your pizza, but you have to buy the whole bottle. And the bottle costs $25. Don't like it? Get lost! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that…
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Designated Dummy
Congrats on being the only sober person at my birthday! Wanna come to the after-party? Actually, can you drive us there? All of us? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime…
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Roof & Bored
There’s a fine line between someone crashing with you and someone accidentally becoming your roommate - and you just crossed it! Plus, the earth-rattling debut of THE BAILIFF. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
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Heart-Shaped Cake
I know it's against company policy. And I know I wrote that policy, but ... make me the forbidden cake for my daughter's birthday! Add one to the accent count for Ceara. Griff had to go live on the farm (NOT LIKE THAT)…
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Reverse Oedipus
Can you legally kiss your boss's son on New Year's Eve? What if I told you I only did it because I hate my boss(!). Plus, the fabulous Chandler Dean (Abolish Everything!) is here!!! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara…
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Jesus, Mary, Ho-seph
It's been 7 years. I haven't returned a single one of your phone calls. BUT ... do you wanna be my bridesmaid?! Be sure to celebrate the holidays by taking a shot every time Griff talks about "exchanging energies."…
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Throuple Scuffle
Kindly RSVP you will not kiss my husband on the lips, or tell anyone we're in a throuple. Sincerely, The Bride. Plus, Griff with an update on what a Port-A-Potty is For-Ta-Potty! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
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Dirty Daniel
Welcome to Dirty Daniel Island! We’ve got spiders, mold, broken ankles, and exactly three forks. What's not to love?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be…
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Grand Theft Uh Oh (w/ Mackenzie Fultz)
Real-life private investigator Mackenzie Fultz (Dating Detectives) is here to quote Taylor Swift, convince Griff to rent a car, and finally teach Ceara how to do an accent. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
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PUPU PETTYGANZA
Uh oh! Mommy and Daddy are fighting. That can only mean one thing ... our Annual Thanksgiving PuPu Pettyganza! Small crimes only. No crumbs. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have…
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The Sixth Wife
Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, THANKSGIVING SURPRISE! Ceara walks us through the Lily Allen drama, and Griff learns why all the cool kids are saying Tempe. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane…
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