Video Game Sexy

Episodes

1. Ep. 42: Christopher Nolan Directs Super Mario Galaxy

   11 Nov 2021 · 1 h 07 min

   We're back after a bit of a hiatus talking all about our thoughts on Deathloop, Crab Game, arcade rhythm games, Chicory, and more.

2. Ep. 41: 78 Minutes of the VGS Time Loop

   27 Aug 2021 · 1 h 13 min

   This week we talk more Dyson Sphere Program and just a tad bit more Runescape. . Blake played through 12 minutes and has some choice words for that game. But before that we reminisce about our favorite RTS games and…

3. Ep. 40: The Runescape Ruse

   23 Jul 2021 · 1 h 13 min

   Brad plays Runescape.

4. Ep. 39: The Sexy Spicy 2021 E3

   28 Jun 2021 · 1 h 06 min

   We give our opinions on this year's E3/Summer Games Fest lineup and talk all about Knockout City. Nothing has ever brought back Middle School ptsd as much as this game.

5. Ep. 38: There Is No Podcast

   7 Jun 2021 · 1 h 05 min

   This week Brad and Blake talk about Gauntlet and co-op experiences like it. Blake finished Resident Evil 8 and gives his thoughts on its ending and Ethan Winters being stupid dumb. We also discuss There Is No Game,…

6. Ep. 37: Chicken Wing Torture

   1 Jun 2021 · 59 min

   Brad and Blake talk all about the Hooters of Video Games this week, bars with cosplayers as the bartenders and what that means for gamers looking for that special lady. Brad's been playing Immortals Fenyx Rising, and…

7. Ep. 36: Space Boys and Their Space Games

   23 May 2021 · 59 min · Explicit

   Blake's played a lot more of Mass Effect: Legendary Edition, and we both talk about our first experiences playing Mass Effect and discovering the Citadel. We also discuss choking hazards for children and how close we…

8. Ep. 35: Wildin' Out with Ethan Winters

   17 May 2021 · 1 h 03 min · Explicit

   More and more Outer Wilds chat this week as Brad makes his way through the game. But first we discuss the Saints Rowification of Saints Row 4, and Blake talks about his experience with Resident Evil VIIage and compares…

9. Ep. 34: Jesus is Clam Chowder

   10 May 2021 · 1 h 02 min · Explicit

   Brad and Blake get into a productive discussion about practices of the Sacrament in church, and come up with some ways that might make it more exciting for newer audiences. Blake's severely affected by the spookiness…

10. Ep. 33: Jak & Daxter: Rift Apart

    1 May 2021 · 1 h 13 min · Explicit

    Blake's confused about where Jak and Daxter are in the new Jak and Daxter: Rift Apart game, so Brad tries to clear things up for him. Brad acquires brand new cutting edge technology to allow his gamecube gaming to…

11. Ep. 32: Home is Where the Video Games Are

    24 Apr 2021 · 50 min · Explicit

    Another week, another video game. And this week, it's Oddworld: Soulstorm! Brad's picked up this one to give us the latest and greatest scoop. Or in this case, the latest and mediocrest. We also discuss the Outer…

12. Ep. 31: The Sexiest Voice Sets Sail

    9 Apr 2021 · 1 h 03 min · Explicit

    We will never know what Justin thinks of Horizon: Zero Dawn. That's because he decided to leave the podcast, and now he's gone but not forgotten, and forever in our hearts. Now without the sexiest voice, Blake and Brad…

13. Ep. 30: Monster Hunter Rise Cured My Broken Shoulder???

    31 Mar 2021 · 1 h 04 min · Explicit

    Brad's played a bunch of Monster Hunter Rise this week, which may put him down the path of thousands of hours lost to the Hunts. But that just means more content for the pod! It also cured his broken shoulder??? Yeah,…

14. Ep. 29: Ride Me Like You Ride Your Bike

    26 Mar 2021 · 1 h 03 min · Explicit

    We open with an important question: How do you wipe? Email us your answers please. Blake's reporting back after playing a ton of Outer Worlds this week. We all have opinions on the Bethesda/Obsidian combat system and…

15. Ep. 28: Brad Rolls His Sausage

    19 Mar 2021 · 1 h 02 min · Explicit

    Brad reached enlightenment through personal turmoil this week and shares his inspirational tale. Justin's week has been just as spiritual after conquering the ps5. We discuss Demon's Souls and it's place in the From…

16. Ep. 27: The road to recovery begins

    12 Mar 2021 · 1 h 04 min · Explicit

    Blake and Brad are both broken this week when Justin announces his PS5 acquisition, we talk about how Bravely Default is pumping out clones, Valheim is still incredible, Justin sucks at Dark Souls 3, Blake is coming…

17. Ep. 26: The Sony Direct Brought to You by Cicis Pizza

    26 Feb 2021 · 1 h 17 min · Explicit

    Chuck E. Cheese and Cicis Pizza get out of the way because we're coming for you. With the Nintendo Direct and Sony's State of Play both out this last week, we come to you with the spiciest and sexiest takes on all this…

18. Ep. 25: We Want Wario and Waluigi

    19 Feb 2021 · 1 h 01 min · Explicit

    Blake talks about Little Nightmares 2, Justin vouches for Valheim, and Brad continues to replay Celeste to finish the dlc.

19. Ep. 24: Justin and Brad can't handle their Dlcs

    12 Feb 2021 · 1 h 04 min · Explicit

    The boys reminisce over their animal crossing memories, Justin admits he opened his first smash bros. dogfighting ring, the boys can't handle their DLC! Mass Effect Legendary edition is being mismanaged by people who…

20. Ep. 23: The Squeeze is Coming. Hold the Line. Buy VGS

    5 Feb 2021 · 1 h 07 min · Explicit

    Out of the three of us, Justin's the only one that has stock in GME. So any of the profits he makes has to be split between us and none of the losses come from us. Sorry Justin. As we transition to become a financial…

21. Ep. 22: Squish Me Vampire Goth Mommy, Please

    29 Jan 2021 · 1 h 03 min · Explicit

    The sexy boys talk about all the goodies in the Resident Evil showcase, Blake talks about his experience with What Remains of Edith Finch, and other shenanigans.

22. Ep. 21: Stephen's Sausage Fest

    22 Jan 2021 · 1 h 09 min · Explicit

    Sausage, Sausage, and more Sausage Everything Stephen's Sausage Roll and Baba is You! In This weeks episode we also anticipate the Resident Evil Showcase by talking about how bad the RE3 remake is, Justin begins his…

23. Ep. 20: Blues Clues? More Like Dela Cruz Screws. Us. Please.

    15 Jan 2021 · 1 h 12 min · Explicit

    We want to fuck Joshua Dela Cruz. EA's losing it's star wars exclusivity, but that doesn't mean we're losing our exclusive deal with quality content this week. The sexies discuss what would make quality character…

24. Ep. 19: The Sexy Boy's Top Elite Gaming Moments

    8 Jan 2021 · 1 h 12 min · Explicit

    The lads are back again to go through their individual top five gaming moments. What makes the list? What doesn't? Do we take it seriously? All these questions and more are answered in our first podcast of the new year.

25. Ep. 18: Childhood gaming trauma

    2 Jan 2021 · 1 h 09 min · Explicit

    In this weeks episode, Sony destroys anything Cyberpunk 2077 and CD Projekt Red is opening multiple lawsuits with THEMSELVES? We all talk about how video games taught us everything we know while gushing over every…

26. Ep. 17: Anime Makes Us Erect

    28 Dec 2020 · 1 h 08 min · Explicit

    You read that right, anime is in the forefront of Blake's mind this week as he plays through Persona 5 Royal for the first time. We're all shapeshifters here at Video Game Sexy, at Poe's masquerade. We're hiding both…

27. Ep. 16: We Want Off Mr. Keanu's Buggy Ride

    18 Dec 2020 · 1 h 18 min · Explicit

    Finally, one of the most hyped games of all time has arrived, and all the boys are rearing and ready to talk about it. Also, Justin broke his leg.

28. Ep. 15: PS5: The Symbol of the Upper Class

    11 Dec 2020 · 1 h 09 min · Explicit

    Blake gushes over his brand new Playstation 5, while the pathetic Brad and Justin are stuck with last generation garbage, during their suffering Brad realizes he is a Jedi and is pissed that he can't be an alien.…

29. Ep. 14: Blake's Kidney Biopsy Bonanza

    4 Dec 2020 · 1 h 13 min · Explicit

    Blake sat on his ass after a kidney biopsy this week, finished way too many games, and rants a little too much about them. Since one of those games is Control, we talk all things Remedy while Justin recounts his recent…

30. Ep. 13: PS5 Dividing Mankind

    27 Nov 2020 · 1 h 17 min · Explicit

    These last weeks the sexy boys have been on the hunt for a PS5, with no luck, and lay down their frustrations. Blake gushes and rants about Subnautica, Justin gives us looking into some insider Capcom info, and Brad…

31. Ep. 12: Pregnancy Test the Video Game

    13 Nov 2020 · 1 h 03 min · Explicit

    Brad has some big news today as he announces to us he's received exclusive oof tickets to Lil Nas X's Roblox concert, Blake dives deeper into Subnautica and blames House Flipper VR for his lack of motivation to clean…

32. Ep. 11: Justin Swindles a Gamestop Employee

    7 Nov 2020 · 1 h 04 min · Explicit

    Justin's jiu jitsu finger injury takes center stage this week as he cries like a baby about it, but in between his tears we discuss Subnautica, Smite, switch controllers, the xbox 360 elite, and how Justin games the…

33. Ep. 10: Video Game Spoopy

    31 Oct 2020 · 1 h 02 min · Explicit

    All things horror, Dead space, Silent hill, Five Nights at Freddy's, Outlast, the Easter bunny. What makes a spoopy game good or bad? we talk about our favorite scary games, and perhaps the scariest topic we have ever…

34. Ep. 9: Sad Video Game Moments: When Old Man Half Life Die

    23 Oct 2020 · 1 h 08 min · Explicit

    Brad talks a bit more on Crusader Kings 3, Blake's been playing lots of Hades and ready to give the hot scoop, and Justin is continuing his journey through the Half Life Franchise. We realize the dark side of Viva…

35. Ep. 8: God of Amazon, Mark Zuckerberg

    16 Oct 2020 · 1 h 23 min · Explicit

    God of War is a game that we all played, we got Muse Dash, Amazon gripes, the Oculus Quest 2 is out and your privacy is gone, Justin starts his virtual army in VR chat, Brad gets his sick kicks in Crusader Kings 3, and…

36. Ep. 7: Monkeybar 2077- Let Me Ride the Subway

    8 Oct 2020 · 1 h 15 min · Explicit

    We know nothing about Cyberpunk 2077 but we'll pretend to have opinions anyway. Blake, Brad, and Justin discuss the recent news about Cyberpunk 2077's toll on it's workers, as well as the recent news of the Paper…

37. Ep. 6: Naughty Dog is being Naughty

    1 Oct 2020 · 1 h 17 min · Explicit

    In this week's heated discussion we visit The Last of Us and Outbreak Day, bash Uncharted Lost Legacy's horrible game design along with Duck Tales, No Straight Roads, Stick it to The Man, Red Dead, and we light the…

38. Ep. 5: Marry Me Rosalina, and Read Me a Bedtime Story

    25 Sep 2020 · 1 h 02 min · Explicit

    Everyone's talking about the Super Mario 3D All-Stars, and now, so are we. Blake, Brad, and Justin discuss whether Daisy, Peach, or Rosalina are our pick for best Mario waifu in another heated week of gaming debates.…

39. Ep. 4: Sekiro: Skyward Swords Die Twice

    17 Sep 2020 · 1 h 02 min · Explicit

    An intimate and heated debate about Skyward Sword arises after Blake's troubled views on Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice reveal themselves. But first, Blake, Brad, and Justin discuss their phallically-shaped recording setup,…

40. Ep. 3: Candy Kong Was Blake's Sexual Awakening

    14 Sep 2020 · 58 min

    Brad wanted to talk about Tony Hawk, so we talk about Tony Hawk, our experiences riding skateboards, Helltaker, the Mario 3D collection, and how Donkey Kong 64 had no right to be as arousing as it was. Artwork created…

41. Ep. 2: Nintendo Enlarges Brad's Dongle

    7 Sep 2020 · 1 h 21 min

    In this episode Blake, Brad, and Justin discuss Dishonored, The Sims, Oblivion, and everyone shares their own experiences with poopy underwear.

42. Ep. 1: I Want to Be Sonic

    30 Aug 2020 · 1 h 04 min · Explicit

    In our first ever episode of Video Game Sexy, the boys discuss high school showers, Factorio, The Sexy Brutale, XCOM 2, and Justin's connection with a young boy who wants to be Sonic.