No New Notifications from Kanan & Manek
Kanan Gill & Manek D’Silva
62 episodes · Explicit
Comedian-designer duo Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva are finally giving the least important topics in the world the attention they rightfully deserve in this brand new podcast. Funny stories, experiments & questionnaires, all wrapped up in the feeling of checking your phone after many hours and still having no new notifications.
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Season 37-? The Game is About Power
KG and MD are back, or did they never leave? In their first double episode matinee spectacular, the duo discuss the things that everyone does, what we all learned too late, update their peer reviewed paper on Optimal…
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S33-36 I Type or U Type
After a very realistic time-jump, Kanan & Manek celebrate their win at the World Heavy Metal Knitting Competition, recount a run-in with an elderly Spanish TikTok influencer, declare more rules of Modern Etiquette,…
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S27-32 It’s Shoelace Time
After some extensive inter-dimensional travel, Kanan & Manek return to establish more rules of Modern Etiquette, play a brutal quiz about Elden Ring, celebrate the biggest Winners among us, read your socially…
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S21-26 Looking Forward
Manek & Kanan return to this dimension in their season-powered rocket headed straight to the Sun. They discuss important podcast matters, struggle through the phonetic code words for each letter of the alphabet,…
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S17-20 The Floor is Yours
Seasons of NNN now have more context as KG and MD announce which particular popular shows they have surpassed, reveal a thoughtful gift for Manek, debate the generosity of the LateBank, investigate a suspiciously quiet…
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S12-16 In Your Own Words
The seasons keep on rolling as KG and MD arrive on time to induct Rohan Joshi's 'Show About Crypto' to the NNNN, shake up the ghost of their application, discuss Modern Etiquette, pivot their new business and discuss a…
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S6-11 More Pant Per Pant
In hitherto unseen feat of podcast strength KG and MD manage to pull off six whole seasons —in just one episode. Across the seasons they discuss a remedy for Manek's perpetual lack of punctuality, formally reveal the…
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S4&5 - Are You Ready To Business?
Kanan and Manek finally pull off a feat long thought impossible, longer thought unachievable, longest thought unnecessary —releasing TWO SEASONS at once. In the ultimate flex, KG & MD enter the meta-averse from where…
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S3E1 - YEET
In a timeline where the podcast has not yet ended, KG and MD inaugurate Season 3 of NNN with a thrilling episode of updates on our application, stamp related deception, shopping dilemmas, frankensnacks, open ended…
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S2E1 - Like That Everything is Something
Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) In this perfectly peaceful universe, Kanan & Manek devise a new strategy to deal with the NOT Golden Zero, brainstorm upcoming features of the…
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STOP LISTENING HERE - Finale?
Don't click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! It's been exactly 1 year since the first episode of the world's first fully middle podcast, No New Notifications. Kanan & Manek celebrate being a mathematically-provable…
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Deepcuts Supercut
Kanan & Manek manage to slip many a conversation and musing in the gaps between the more structured and regular segs of the podcast. A collection of one-offs, experiments, deepcuts, & spontaneous chats – this episode…
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Special Guests Supercut
To keep audiences from getting sick of their voices, Kanan & Manek hatched an ingenious plan to occasionally call a fresh voice on the podcast, a guest, who can add their own ingredients to this already confusingly…
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Shopline Bling Supercut
Manek and Kanan have different views when it comes to shopping. Should you buy things with deliberation or excitement? Shopline bling was created as a helpline for listeners who are fraught with shopping dilemmas.…
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Late Learners Supercut
Socrates once said "all I know is that I know nothing", but he never wrote into the podcast. Sometimes we go through much of our lives only to realise that we were holding a stupid piece of knowledge in our fists. It…
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Modern Etiquette Supercut
Kanan and Manek find that the stiff necked victorian manuals for how one must conduct themselves in society are now hideously out of date. What are the standards of etiquette that one must follow in modern society? How…
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Sponsors Supercut
In the absence of sponsors, Kanan and Manek generate their own, starting with somewhat prepared ones to increasingly abstract, absurd and largely improvised companies that give fictional money to the podcast in return…
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Winners Supercut
By listening to the podcast you are already a winner, but you've also won unique competitions you've won in your life, like a one-handed pillow fight for which you were awarded a 12-piece antique glass set. Kanan &…
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Haters & Lovers Supercut
Manek hates coffee, Kanan hates dance videos, and our friend Vikram hates Inception, chocolate, and the laughter of innocent children. You’ve hated things everyone else loved, and loved things everyone else hated, and…
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Talking Points Supercut
Kanan learns that Manek keeps talking points for each segment of the podcast; so to take some of the pressure off, Kanan writes down what he assumes to be Manek's thoughts, and has him read them out. Contribute at…
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Ambulance! Ambulance!
KG and MD reveal another twist in an ongoing war, induct another podcast into the glorious NNNNetwork / audio cult, read out your suggestions for the official NNN app, debate an extremely divisive Modern Etiquette,…
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FILLER - Please Don't Meet Me
Don't Start Listening Here! A filler episode of No New Notifications where replacement hosts Vinesh Johny & Joanna Davala talk about your wildest collections, while Kanan & Manek listen and provide feedback as studio…
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You Don’t Throw Dal in the Toilet
Kanan & Manek carefully consider the latest development in a long-running grudge, reveal the secret of how Manek got jacked ripped & shredded all in one day, lay down rules of Modern Etiquette, debate your dilemmas on…
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FILLER - A Fully Fluff Podcast
Don't Start Listening Here! A filler episode that directly goes against the NNN ethos. Instead of creating a fully middle podcast devoid of any fluff, in this episode KG and MD completely embrace the fluff, have a deep…
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Get Down! It's The Philatelic Bureau
KG and MD take a misty stroll through the wonders of skincare, get an update on the powerful PBI, discuss your strangest strangers, your wildest snacks, and marvel in wonder at the most sponsors we've ever had for an…
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FILLER - Explicit Guided Meditation
Kanan and Manek release the world's only explicit guided meditation. Peace and Love. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda…
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Remove Us From This Competition
KG and MD issue an ultimatum to a contest, celebrate true winners amongst the podcast listenership, talk about exciting new podcast features, a revolutionary breaking of old ground, your shopping dilemmas, the world's…
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FILLER - Real Podcasters React to Podcast
LINK TO REACTION VIDEO: odysee.com/@nonewnotifications:3/podcastersreact:c In what can only be described as art (because it would fail to qualify as anything else), real-life podcasters Kanan & Manek react to a…
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Good One
Kanan and Manek chew through app updates, a very special discuss of the boundaries of their friendship, new rules of modern etiquette, what you hate that everyone loves (or no one else notices), a frankensnack tasting,…
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FILLER - The Analogy of a House
Don't Start Listening Here! Our very first filler episode has KG and MD doing a deep, deep dive into the programming and design that makes the No New Notifications app possible. Well also invent the worlds best seeker…
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To The SUN!
Another one joins the dust! KG and MD chat with Surbhi Bagga as The Overthink Tank emerges on the ever-expanding NNN podcast network, they lay down a diss track for a dying social media network, announce a surprisingly…
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Just FYI
Kanan & Manek announce the official NNN podcast app on iOS (signalling the end of the soft-war with Apple), scheme potential ways to make money through the podcast, explore unusual food combinations in a brand new seg,…
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End This Madness
The No New Notifications Network is Launched! KG and MD are joined by Kenneth Sebastian, first entrant into the exclusive NNNN as they discuss the extensive and complex features of the new EXPLOSIVE app update, read…
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I Demand Knowledge
KG and MD, discuss the Biggest of Updates, Manek's admin war to launch the fully middle album, talk through some stranger things, peruse the blooming NNN fandom wiki, broadcast your public declarations, hammer in the…
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Fans of the Law
Kanan and Manek create a public Wiki page to help newcomers catch up on the podcast mythology, discuss a possible roadblock for their invaluable crypto tokens, declare new rules of modern etiquette, deliver on the…
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Falling in Glove
Kanan & Manek propose launching a futuristic blockchain token for NNN, have an open and honest discussion about fingerless gloves, explore a method to document the ever-expanding lore of the show, declare more rules of…
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Tomorrow Never Diets
While continually complaining about Zoom lag, Kanan and Manek consider having a user manual for this increasingly lore-heavy podcast, issue a stern warning to merchandisers, discuss new features for the NNN app, make a…
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If You Have Guts
Kanan & Manek (constantly breaking new ground in podcasting history) host the first ever audio-only gaming channel, discuss the universally-beloved NNN app, solve a mystery that didn't need solving, create a safe space…
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Gorboroth
Manek and Kanan recount their travels in a novel & non-threatening format, take feedback about the NNN app, discuss exquisite collections, investigate expired apologies, celebrate the winners among us, revisit a…
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START WATCHING HERE - Winner of Winners
LINK TO VIDEO: https://vimeo.com/510292482 Kanan & Manek attempt their first ever video episode of the podcast, shot in a high-definition yet slightly blurry format. They bake a cake with Vinesh, reveal new features…
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You Don't Worry
Don't worry. Manek and Kanan discuss just what this whole thing is about, an app update (and war update?), discuss your fantastic collections, modern etiquette, what we learned too late, love and hate, issue a call…
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Home Baker
Kanan and Manek launch an educational diss track business, discuss the new feature requests for the NNN app, take Modern Etiquette to greater heights, discuss more 2021 predictions, enter the wonderful world of…
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Should I Have a Party?
Manek and Kanan push through a week full of Wednesdays to announce the release of the official NNN App (TM? Sure, why not), have their first disagreement on a Modern Etiquette, explore the wonderful world of…
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Much Ado About Knitting
Kanan and Manek submit their very own podcast app for review, discuss animal enemies, try to recreate the magic of a lost late learners segment, explore the wild world of Heavy Metal Knitting (with Nathalie Cortada),…
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APPetite for Disruption
Manek and Kanan provide sexy motivation, announce their ground-breaking new Spotify-killer app, rediscover Myspace, discuss Loverz (of things other people hate), review Late Learners, decide techniques and yarn colours…
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Snubbed!
Manek and Kanan discuss a strong snub, uncover the secret origins of the NNN subreddit, s'asseoir dans le coin de la France, consider Manek's trouser scenario, debut a brand new segment for Lovers (not fighters),…
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A Family Friendly Episode
Forced by a wicked witch (embodied by Deepa) to do an entire episode without cursing, Kanan & Manek consider ditching episode numbers, discuss the illegal NNN subreddit, define more rules of Modern Etiquette, read…
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XV. Fountain of Improv
A devious bit of trickery makes Manek do his very first improv scene (feat. Kaneez and Natasha), after which NNN charges through sock updates, Shopline Bling, a deep dive into early internet usernames, reading out some…
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XIV. It is the Life
Kanan & Manek do synchronised Talking Points, discuss rules of Modern Etiquette, read out Facebook advertising keywords, learn about Late Learners, try to get a quality assurance certificate for the podcast, throw an…
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XIII. Lizards on the Ceiling
Kanan & Manek bicker over Talking Points, do a co-CEO performance review, leave a breadcrumb trail for online advertisers, attempt to solve your Shopline Bling dilemmas, discuss Animal Enemies, and endorse very…
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