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We Got The Chocolates

Leigh Drennan, Mitch Drennan, Andrew Gode & Michael Kelly

300 episodes · Explicit

Arrive by accident, stay for a laugh. From dad jokes (some a bit rogue) to games and the moments that made us chuckle this week, we tackle whatever comes our way, with great vigour.

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  1. [Lost Files: 22] Gode Fielding for Australia

    · 12 min · Bonus

    Gode told this yarn when we were recording last week and it feels like the perfect Ashes timed story really. We don't know why we have never gone through it before. But we are very glad we have now! A couple things…

  2. 308. Cat Attack

    · 35 min

    This week: – Our almost dream day with Kerry O'Keeffe – Travis Head doing all sorts – Going through the Family Tree of AFL Draftees – Leigh & Gode's world famous David Jones Skit A couple things that may interest…

  3. 307. Bird Watching

    · 44 min

    This week: – Where would Gode rate a Flax Seed Egg? – Is umpiring with a beer okay? – Mickus makes an important phone call – A rare mistake when bird watching A couple things that may interest you: 🎟️ Live Show…

  4. 306. Defensive Liquid

    · 45 min

    This week: – Should you laugh at the word 'Fartlek' – Skin had a rough homeowner initiation – The AFL has a genius new finals structure – Haven't had a caller since 'Nam', but we've now had one in 'Nam' We would…

  5. 305. The Doosra

    · 43 min

    This week: – Skin on the soda waters – Gode the Office Cricket Spin Wizard – AUS v IND ODI's – Place names that should exist If you want to follow Skin's 75 hard journey and soda water drinking, the easiest way is…

  6. [Lost Files: 21] Matthew Hayden: Bazball is Brilliant

    · 38 min · Bonus

    Sometimes you get to talk to people who got the chocolates, and Matthew Hayden is definitely that. So we were pumped. Here's what we went over: – Swimming with Sharks – Running Nude at the MCG – Whether Skin can…

  7. 304. Smutterly Beautiful

    · 47 min

    This week: – Are there bad times for beers? – Gode's brief and confusing foray into bodybuilding – Smut Reading Contest: Who's got the voice for it? – Silent Auction: Is Table Tennis a Winter Olympic Sport? If you…

  8. 303. Pontificate

    · 44 min

    This week: – Presidential Quote or Comedian? – English listeners' Ashes predictions – Best nicknames we've been sent – Mickus’ game: It’s Not About the Money (but… it is) A couple things that may interest you: 🎟️…

  9. 302. Job Your Love

    · 44 min

    This week: – Underrated jokes that surely deserved more love – Cricket season updates – Wedding bangers playlist – A weird game of What’s Longer? A couple things that may interest you: 🎟️ Live Show Tickets 🛍️…

  10. 301. Beer Hypotheticals

    · 42 min

    Rump Records, Cold Ones & Career Advice This week: 🍑 Rump Record Attempt – One listener took the challenge on. 🍻 Beer Hypotheticals – Gode’s scenarios are very pub-themed. 🏉 Brisbane: Sporting Capital – Forget…

  11. 300. Lions B2B & Chocs Triple

    · 42 min

    Longevity, Premiers & Imposters This week: 🎙️ Must or Dust – “Not everyone needs a podcast" we're hearing. 🦁 Brisbane Lions Recap – Leigh went to the Grand Final and lived to tell the tale. 🍑 Rump Record – A…

  12. 299. Lleyton H-UE Boom

    · 40 min

    This week: 🔊 Namestorming a UE Boom 🏟️ Should Leigh go to the AFL Grand Final? ⛳ Friend of the Show 🐺 What’s the Time, Mr Wolf? If you listen to this episode on a speaker, you can give it a new name by halfway…

  13. 298. Open Eyed Kissing

    · 43 min

    'That Guy', Head-butting and Shower Time This week: 🏘️ "That Guy" from Your Town – Every hometown has one… and we heard about yours. 💋 Open-Eyed Technique – Leigh reflects on his own kissing mechanics. 🚿 Shower…

  14. 297. Washing Uranus

    · 40 min

    Team Songs, Name Crimes & Shower Shocks This week: 🏆 Gode still waiting for that Team Song – Leigh got the chocolates in the WGTC Cup. 🧼 You’ve Been Showering Wrong – The internet tells us how to do it (there is a…

  15. 296. No Hands Firehose

    · 47 min

    Hygiene Fails, Sporting Feats & Multilingual Mischief This week: 🚿 Leigh’s Hygiene Disaster – One of the most uncomfortable public moments in Chocs history. 👀 Skin vs. Jonathan Thurston – An accidental staring comp…

  16. 295. Peaks & Troughs

    · 49 min

    Extra Curriculars, Angry Gode & Sheep-Related Mishaps This week: 📚 Skin’s After Hours Activity – He’s found a direct line. 👀 Gode’s Weekend Observation – Something caught his eye and absolutely fired him up. 🐑…

  17. 294. Proposing with No Ring

    · 48 min

    Wedding Cakes, Engagement Mistakes & Selection Aches This week: 💍 Engagement Details Drop – Rochelle reveals how the proposal actually went down. 💭 Delusional Beliefs – Mickus is certain he could swim all day. 🏏…

  18. 293. Gode's Grab Bag

    · 44 min

    Inside Jokes & Retirement Quotes From the best inside jokes that only you and your mates would understand to prepping for Leigh’s hypothetical retirement, this one is as rogue as Gode's general language. Plus, there’s…

  19. 292. I'm Integrated Cheese

    · 40 min

    Hand dryers, Gamesmanship, and a detour award! This week: 🚻 The Great Hand Dryer Debate – Some of these suck (and blow air). 🏉 Panthers: Cheats or Elites? – We argue. 🗺️ NZ Landmark or Made-Up Phrase? – A quiz with…

  20. 291. Secret Engagement

    · 52 min

    💍 Engagement. Lawn mowers. Wizardry. Leigh proposed... a new segment idea. In this episode we also find out robot lawn mowers are a thing. Learn Harry Potter spells, and identify are favourite Kiwi music artists.…

  21. 290. Feed The Gyatt

    · 53 min

    Coldplay and Words we Might not Say! The whole Coldplay thing had everyone ducking for cover... well certainly two people. There's some magical things happening in Rugby and we find out just how hard it is to spell…

  22. 289. Pronouns: Pub/ Bar

    · 52 min

    Birthday Tricks, School Flicks & Collingwood... Fans We are warming up for the first ever Chocs Chin Wag, there are some concerns about Leigh & Skin being late so we had to talk about that. But also this week: 🎁…

  23. 288. Pennis the Menace

    · 59 min

    The Thinker’s Comedy Podcast (For Smart People Like You) We’re back with a slightly more intellectual brand of comedy this week… in fact couldn't be further from the truth. Here's what we’ve got for you: 🏃♂️ Gold…

  24. 287. Gamay I have a Beer? feat. Jana

    · 1 h 07 min

    Late Night Yard Work, First Alcoholic Beverages and a Hole in One Ceremony This week we're joined by Jana, who brings farm life knowledge and a reluctant willingness to play Perfect Partners can she match answers with…

  25. 286. Orca-ward Turtle

    · 52 min

    Orcas in Hats, Weird Dreams & an Origin Win for the Ages This week: 💤 Skin’s Dream Diary – His daughter is producing monologues. 🏉 Leigh Wins State of Origin – Well his version of it. 📱 Social Sins & Wins –…

  26. 285. Keith

    · 54 min

    Office Visit Chaos, Trailblazing & Explaining Cricket (Poorly) This week: 🧍♂️ What even is a Keith? – We try to define why it’s accidentally become an insult. 🏏 Explaining Cricket to Newcomers – It's real hard hey!…

  27. 284. Michael Dublè in the Rrrrrs

    · 56 min

    Footy Selections, Coffee Confessions & Spelling Madness This week: 🏉 State of Origin selection – Fairly self absorbed version. ☕ Coffee order hypotheticals – That are strangely real. ⚽ Ange’s Next Move? – We pitch…

  28. 283. Emphasis on the Bang

    · 55 min

    Rude Towns, Tradie Nicknames & The Silent Auction Game This week: 📍 Funniest Town Names – Cockermouth, Muff, and more map-based mischief. 🛠️ Nicknames for Tradies – From Sparkies to Brikkies… some are questionable,…

  29. 282. Taste the Rainbow

    · 46 min

    Exes, Nepo Babies & the Origin of Everything This week: 🏷️ Describe Your Ex as a Brand – Skin has chosen the best. 💘 Perfect Partners: Leigh’s Turn – Can he read Rochelle’s mind? No is the simple answer. 👶 What…

  30. 281. Grab the Nape

    · 1 h 00 min

    Mind Reading, Forbidden Letters & Smut This week: 💘 Perfect Partners – Can Gode, Skin, and Mickus read their wives’ minds? 📊 Skin’s Stats is back – The jingle alone is worth the listen. 🔤 Try Not to Say “E” –…

  31. 280. What's the Crack?

    · 44 min

    Annie Dasec to get my head around this butt crack stuff! This week: 📅 Live show date confirmed! – Lock it in and start warming up your vocal chords. 🧢 Nicknames return – Some we think are the best we have been sent.…

  32. 279. "Replay? I Wrote That"

    · 53 min

    Namestorms, Full Kits & Hole-in-One Highlights! This week: 👢 Namestorming a work boot – Sponsored segment which is a huge result for everyone concerned. Check out the Avenger work boot here -…

  33. 278. Bring Two Pairs of Trousers

    · 49 min

    Hole-in-One Predictions, Loofahs & Skin’s New Bio! This week: ⛳ We predict the Hole in One Events – Bold calls made just before the challenge. 💬 Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst corners of the internet. 🧼…

  34. 277. We Aren't The Best At Wrapping Up.... Conversations

    · 48 min

    Solitary Confinement, Sex & Taxes and Basic Mathematics This week: 🎾 How Many Tennis Balls Could You Catch In A Row? – A year in jail is on the line (hypothetically). ☠️ Death, Taxes, And... – What things are…

  35. 276. Honey, Daddy is Talking

    · 48 min

    Baby Talk, Gather Round & Golf Nicknames That Should Exist This week: 🍼 Things you can say to your baby, but not your partner – Some of these would get you in real strife. 🍻 Gather Round recap – Leigh tried to dodge…

  36. 275. Can Smell a Sunday Roast on Wednesday

    · 43 min

    Footy Fights, Forgotten Sayings & On-the-Spot Puns! This week: 🏉 Is live footy overrated? – Potentially committing sporting blasphemy. 🧮 Could we pass a 4th grade maths test? – A million dollars is on the line…

  37. [Lost Files: 20] That Happened at a Wedding??

    · 22 min · Bonus

    This bonus episode is for everyone who’s ever witnessed a wedding moment that absolutely cooked it at the time but has since become a certified pub story. By the way, plenty of you seemed to have those stories. It’s…

  38. 274. Rob Thomas to pay Paul

    · 45 min

    The dust has settled on a wedding fail story, Gode's choosing who to have a beer with & we now know what not to name someone if their surname is 'Land'. This week: 💍 Wedding Horror Story – Not the dress! 🍷 Whine of…

  39. 273. Unsolicited DPIC

    · 43 min

    The strangest DPIC we've ever received, find out who is a vault when it comes to secret keeping & there are some Cheating Allegations! This week: 👀 Unsolicited DPIC – That’s DPIC with a “C” on purpose. 🎭 Cheating…

  40. 272. Fast Cars, Big Stars & Financial Scars

    · 46 min

    Regrettable Purchases, F1 Chaos & The Second Letter Game! This week: 💸 Most Regrettable Purchase – We've all got one… some far worse than others. 🏎️ Formula 1 Recap – A chaotic weekend for the first race of the…

  41. 271. Cylone Rangers

    · 39 min

    Cyclone Conspiracies, Job Fails & A New Game! This week: 🌪️ Cyclone conspiracy theories – The Bureau of Meteorology might not love this... 🗣️ Two new expressions learned – Gode knows all of them! 💼 Job fails from…

  42. 270. Metal Detector on the Ankles

    · 42 min

    Nine-Darters, Cyclone Names & Freakish Fielding! This week: 🎯 Nine Darters, Hole in One, or that cool thing in Snooker? – We'd struggle at them all! 🌪️ Namestorming a Cyclone – Quite topical currently. ⚡ Glenn…

  43. 269. Less is more (that’s what she didn’t say)

    · 44 min

    Rats, Holes-in-One & Movie Makeovers! This week: 🏠 Hypothetical horrors – Would you rather find one person or 1000 rats in your house? ⛳ Hole-in-one odds – How likely is it, really? 🎬 Movie makeovers – Change one…

  44. 268. Segue to Events

    · 42 min

    A free pun clinic, fake friends and Human Shazam Controversy! This week: 🤔 Complimentary confusion – Turns out, not everyone knows what it means. 🤝 Mickus: Best mates with everyone – Or so he claims. 🤣 Gode drops a…

  45. 267. Bone Structure

    · 47 min

    Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week: 🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both. 💘 Pick-up lines that won’t work (but are hilarious). 😬 Out of place moments – When have you felt…

  46. 266. Two Truths, No Lie

    · 47 min

    Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week: • Leigh was robbed… but only of his clothes. • Sporting Icks – Some things just make you cringe! • Choc Ramblings – You lot never disappoint. • Punk Song or Quote? –…

  47. 265. Flashing Proposal feat. Jana

    · 49 min

    Jana is with us this week… and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the Australian Open have to do with Pasta Bake? Well that is covered this…

  48. 264. She cheats... in board games

    · 52 min

    We’ve made some terrible choices this week… and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all bad – we’re also brainstorming baby nicknames for Maeve, dreaming up…

  49. 263. The 1 Stop Shop

    · 50 min

    You know how we’re always on the hunt for laughs? Well tis episode is basically comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair moments, and chats you’ll probably want to share with your mates…

  50. 262. Virat Goal-hi

    · 49 min

    Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We don't know if we asked any god questions about the whole experience…

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