Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
· 33 min · S9 E5
Episode Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Teddy - David Ault
Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah
Operator - Hannah Schooner
Mendoza - Rissa Montanez
Mama Urt - Josh Rubino
Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe
Podcast Host - Fay Roberts
Elevator - Tal Minear
Speedo Man - Derrick Valen
Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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