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ArtHoles

Michael Anthony

33 episodes · Explicit

A recklessly deep dive into art and art history with someone who has no background on either topic.

Episodes

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 4: Onomatopoeia Slurping and Squishing Sounds

    · 4 h 13 min · Episode 33 · Explicit

    Jinmaku! Jinmaku! Jinmaku! Go get’em buddy! My dude OWNS the makuuchi division. Also, if there’s one thing people should take away from this episode, is that William-Adolphe Bouguereau is a connoisseur of great asses…

  2. Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 3: Tapajou, le Petit

    · 3 h 10 min · Episode 32 · Explicit

    Henri, Adele, Alphonse, Dead Gary, Odon, Napoleon III, the Grandmothers, Alix, Amédée, MIT Math Nerd Steve (from Pollock), Charles, Piss Pons, the Black Prince… We. Are. Back! Along with several additions to our…

  3. Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 2: Meet the Toulouse-Lautrec-Montfas, du Boscs, and Tapié de Céleyrans

    · 3 h 00 min · Episode 31 · Explicit

    Our adventure begins with the Grandmothers, a footnoted sister, more mounted heads than fireplaces (which is saying something), and some thick-ass man-thighs. As we make our way through French history, we'll learn…

  4. Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 1: But, First... A Tale of French Lineage in Three Acts

    · 5 h 33 min · Episode 30 · Explicit

    Before we begin the Toulouse-Lautrec journey, we of course need a 5 hour fever dream of French history. It only took me one episode in this series for me to lose my mind, so that's pretty exciting :) Act I: Entirely…

  5. Frida Kahlo Ep 7 of 7: Viva la Vida

    · 2 h 28 min · Episode 29 · Explicit

    In the Frida finale, we alternate between having lots of fun and exploring the cavernous depths of human suffering. But we also have fun? If you're here at the end, thank you so, so much for taking this entire weird…

  6. Frida Kahlo Ep 6 of 7: Parrots, Turkeys, and Russian Roosters...Oh My!

    · 2 h 41 min · Episode 28 · Explicit

    In what was supposed to be the finale, but instead turned into the episode before the finale, we learn quite a bit. Really, we learn too much. About neckerchiefs, turkeys, monotheism, Val Kilmer, making still life…

  7. Frida Kahlo Ep 5 of 7: до свида́ния

    · 2 h 55 min · Episode 27 · Explicit

    The episode that broke me. 11/28 update: two-parter finale is on the way soon. Apologies for the delay, it's been a crazy few months and anything under 4 hours for the finale would've been a crime.

  8. Frida Kahlo Ep 4 of 7: The Moment You Realize You're Pregnant

    · 1 h 42 min · Episode 26 · Explicit

    In a rollercoaster of an episode, we learn about mural negotiations, chicken salad sandwiches that curb masturbation, and which type of gringo is worst. Along the way, we’ll figure out which type of baby is cutest, how…

  9. Frida Kahlo Ep 3 of 7: A Friend Beyond the Glass

    · 1 h 11 min · Episode 25 · Explicit

    While Frida recovers-ish from the accident, she starts down a new path. This path will take her to a magical place beyond a window, the Communist Party, a Tina Modotti party, and a wedding party. Diego has a hard time…

  10. Frida Kahlo Ep 2 of 7: Meet the Kahlos

    · 1 h 15 min · Episode 24 · Explicit

    How many daughters is too many daughters? What do you do with the extra ones? Is it ok to cause an old man to fall down a flight of stairs? What if he wasn’t your intended target? We’ll explore all of this and more as…

  11. Frida Kahlo Ep 1 of 7: But, First... A Tale of Olmecs, Pulque, and a Pastry War

    · 2 h 00 min · Episode 23 · Explicit

    Frida Kahlo has become a name synonymous with strength and independence. She was born during a crucial time in Mexico’s history and touched the lives of everyone she met. She also was ridiculously hilarious in the face…

  12. Caravaggio Ep 8 of 8: A Baroque'n Man on the Run (Part 2)

    · 58 min · Episode 22 · Explicit

    The Don Pepe Incident, a story about Lucy we’d all like to forget, nerd-ceremonies, and a complicated reunion. Then, things get really, really fancy. We’re finally wrapping up our story in the only way it’ll let…

  13. Caravaggio Ep 7 of 8: A Baroque'n Man on the Run (Part 1)

    · 1 h 21 min · Episode 21 · Explicit

    In a post-Nooch world, a comparatively short period in Caravaggio’s life is jam-packed with a comparatively large amount ludicrousness, so the finale is now a two-parter. What do you do when you’re on the run for…

  14. Caravaggio Ep 6 of 8: Tennis Balls

    · 1 h 29 min · Episode 20 · Explicit

    Greg Rotolanti, butter, Fillide, sex-wrinkles, a resolute and purposeful “Jenis,” The Nooch, a magic flying house, and tennis. I honestly don’t know what else to say. I for sure lost it on this one. @artholespodcast…

  15. Caravaggio Ep 5 of 8: What'd You Call Me?!

    · 1 h 04 min · Episode 19 · Explicit

    Baglione, Mao, The Nooch... As adversaries emerge, lines are drawn, and words are exchanged. Really, really, ridiculous words with unimaginable fallout. Caravaggio finds a brother figure in Onorio Longhi, even though…

  16. Caravaggio Ep 4 of 8: Hitting the High Notes

    · 59 min · Episode 18 · Explicit

    The new Counter-Reformation mix tape dropped…ya heard? It’s a music-heavy episode, not all of which is appropriate for work. Maybe not everybody’s work, but, most people’s work. Cardinal Del Monte has quite a few…

  17. Caravaggio Ep 3 of 8: Bringing Lusciousness Back to Caput Mundi

    · 45 min · Episode 17 · Explicit

    Caravaggio finds a new home after maybe murdering somebody. But who would take in such a person? Turns out, lots of people. We’ll learn about Caravaggio’s artistic developments, including one painting that has a…

  18. Caravaggio Ep 2 of 8: Meet the Merisis

    · 45 min · Episode 16 · Explicit

    How many Caterinas is a sufficient number of Caterinas? What’s the appropriate length of a baby Jesus arm? Is John of Austria the worst? Does a REAL Catholic uncontrollably vomit? These are the questions we’ll tackle…

  19. Caravaggio Ep 1 of 8: But, First...A Tale of Fish Sandwiches, Butter Towers, and Judas Cradles

    · 56 min · Episode 15 · Explicit

    One of the greatest and most enigmatic painters, born into an insane time. He was also a complete nightmare. This is the story of a man whose poor behavior was matched only by his ability to capture the human…

  20. Jackson Pollock Ep 9 of 9: Death, Sadness, and a Bunch of Math

    · 23 min · Episode 14 · Explicit

    I feel like the title of this episode really bottom-lines what’s happening here. Clement Greenberg takes a stand at Jackson’s funeral, Lee doesn’t stand near anyone, and I can’t stand math. We finally get to talk…

  21. Jackson Pollock Ep 8 of 9: A Long and Winding Road

    · 1 h 17 min · Episode 13 · Explicit

    Jackson begins to scare even the most grizzled of Bonacker, Lee starts to assert her independence, and we meet a man named Bootie. So have a chat with a secret prostitute at the Cedar Tavern, discover that sex symbols…

  22. Jackson Pollock Ep 7 of 9: Mrs. Schaefer and the Barbiturates

    · 50 min · Episode 12 · Explicit

    This episode flies off the rails. Roger $%#$@ Wilcox comes front and center and there’s also a crazy brawl in a mud pit. Jackson becomes ridiculously famous, drops a bunch of c-bombs, and somebody makes a critical…

  23. Jackson Pollock Ep 6 of 9: Dribbles, Drips, and Dropping Loads of Paint

    · 42 min · Episode 11 · Explicit

    In this episode, Jackson finally gets to explore a part of himself that he hasn’t really figured out yet. Also, we’ll learn about the old ‘murican policy of “if you do hair, you can’t do war” and a fabulously blue…

  24. Jackson Pollock Ep 5 of 9: European, Schmuropean

    · 35 min · Episode 10 · Explicit

    In this art-heavy episode, we'll work through cubism, surrealism, being too old for stuff, and the inner workings of Jackson’s penis. Lee and Jackson figure out how to do the dating thing, while the French do Frenchie…

  25. Jackson Pollock Ep 4 of 9: Somewhere Out There

    · 33 min · S1 E9 · Explicit

    Get your paintbrushes ready! Jackson learns a new form of therapy that’s not based at all in science or medicine, we learn that Kandinsky made some stuff up, and the United States military learns that Jackson is…

  26. Jackson Pollock Ep 3 of 9: Spaghetti and Sympathy

    · 49 min · S1 E8 · Explicit

    Jackson recovers from his unfortunate boxcar train ride, then heads back to NYC to hang out with Thomas and Rita Benton...but maybe a bit more so with Rita. Frank’s girlfriend Marie gets an earful and almost a…

  27. Jackson Pollock Ep 2 of 9: A Coming of Age Tale

    · 49 min · S1 E7 · Explicit

    LeRoy and Stella make a big move, LeRoy has some tough employment decisions to make, and Jackson finds a new form of inspiration! Let's explore exactly what kind of man should be in the arts, rustic little gnocchi,…

  28. Jackson Pollock Ep 1 of 9: Meet the Parents

    · 41 min · S1 E6 · Explicit

    The art history journey continues and our journey with Jackson Pollock begins! This series is going to be a complete rollercoaster. It begins with annoying naming conventions, separating your children into teams so…

  29. Picasso: Origin Story Ep 4 - Domestic Disturbance (And Fin. For Now...)

    · 37 min · Episode 5 · Explicit

    This story goes exactly where you think it would - a guy named Mr. Frip, clowns, aggressive literature, and the movie New Jack City. We also meet the original gangster, Gertrude Stein, who joins the tertulia and…

  30. Picasso: Origin Story Ep 3 - Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls...or Dragons

    · 50 min · Episode 4 · Explicit

    Casagemas ruins a dinner party and everybody deals with the fallout. We travel around a bit, then settle in Le Bateau-Lavoir, which comes fully-equipped with a Fabian. It sounds like a great building, unless you’re…

  31. Picasso: Origin Story Ep 2 - Get Your Own Tertulia

    · 51 min · Episode 3 · Explicit

    The guys explore killing two birds with one lightening strike, having a monstruo in your pantalones, and devastating news for Tio Salvador’s plan. Join us at Els Quatre Gats and talk about art-gang turf battles,…

  32. Picasso: Origin Story Ep 1 - Meet the Parents

    · 56 min · Episode 2 · Explicit

    In the inaugural episode of the Picasso: Origin Story, we meet Picasso's parents. We also analyze what’s in a name (it's oddly important to this story), being useless at 38, a banana-centric business model, pigeon art…

  33. Intro to ArtHoles

    · 6:42 · Episode 1 · Bonus · Explicit

    Welcome to ArtHoles! An art history podcast with someone who knows nothing about art history. Or podcasting, for that matter. Coming from absolutely no background in art or art history, I decided to reverse the course…

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