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Wrestle Me - A Wrestling Podcast

Stak

224 episodes · Explicit

Award-winning comedy writer Marc Haynes has watched every single Wrestlemania. Broadcaster Pete Donaldson hasn’t. Join them both every week as they subject the greatest spectacle in sports entertainment to the kind of scrutiny that ruins them entirely.

More about the show

A hilarious and surprisingly insightful look into some of the most preposterous, glamorous and over-the-top sporting events the world has ever seen – from Hulk Hogan and Mr T at Madison Square Garden way back in 1985 to Roman Reigns and The Undertaker going head-to-head in April 2017 – Wrestle Me is a must-listen accompaniment to The Grandest Stage of Them All.

Say your prayers, take your vitamins and pop your human growth hormone while it's still technically legal. It's Wrestle Me!

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  1. A Wrestle Me Announcement! *CONTAINS BEARS*

    · 5:17

    At ease, fabulous freeloaders! Wrestle Me has a live show taking place at Kings Place on Sunday 8th September - and we'd love you to be there: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/wrestle-me-5/ ...and if you…

  2. Wrestle Me-mas #1 - Roman Reigns vs Logan Paul - Crown Jewel '22!

    · 37 min

    An annual tradition - a wee festive lick of the Wrestle Me Patreon for all the fabulous freeloaders! We're still doing our thing over at www.patreon.com/wrestleme so come grab some more Wrestle Me-mas over there…

  3. Wrestle Me-mas #10 - Big Daddy vs Haystacks (Wembley 1981)

    · 34 min

    A little RSS-feed treat for your Christmas Day. Enjoy!If you'd like to hear the rest of our Wrestle Me-mases, just head on over to www.Patreon.com/WrestleMe(TLDL: Basically Pete's gone proper mad for TNA and he wants…

  4. WRESTLE ME LIVES!

    · 15 min

    ONE MORE MATCH! Wrestle Me, as we know it...is over. But in the very *spirit* of sports entertainment retirement, we're simply going to wait a few days, clear out our motel room of whiskey bottles and resurface in…

  5. Baby, I'm comin' home: Wrestlemania. The end.

    · 1 h 09 min

    Wearing their very best salmon suits, Marc and Pete polish off another Wrestlemania, for the very final time (until we have to do it again in April.) We'd like to thank each and every one of you for being such awesome…

  6. Really Valuable Drugs: Wrestlemania 37 - Part 6

    · 46 min

    You make this just a bit harder for Vince and you'll be gaining that executive bathroom VIP pass, my friend. If you wanna hear what's coming next - head on over to Patreon.com/wrestleme now! And stay tuned for what's…

  7. The new voice of country music: Wrestlemania 37 - Part 5

    · 36 min

    Did Ron DeSantis write this Jack Sparrow voiceover bullshine? If you'd like to hear what happens next - head on over to patreon.com/wrestleme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. The bees needs: Wrestlemania 37 - Part 4

    · 51 min

    Marc's new favourite wrestler, Bad Bunny hits the ring. Easily the best thing Miz has done in ages. stakmerch.com - get yourself a shirt at once, nombre colectivos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…

  9. The bees needs: Wrestlemania 37 - Part 3

    · 54 min

    Pete and Marc, two real bad bunnies are back with more from the Wrestlemania that happened just a few short months ago - number 37! To hear the next episode right now, head to patreon.com/wrestleme Wait...what's…

  10. Just keep saying brother : Wrestlemania 37 - Part 2

    · 53 min

    Pete and Marc return, sweetening the deal with dipped crowd audio and deafening entrance music - it's Wrestlemania 37, baby! Oh yeah, and Marc's almost finished his magnum opus - head on over to Patreon.com/WrestleMe…

  11. Girlfriend dentist: Wrestlemania 37 - Part 1

    · 47 min

    And the rain rolled in... Pete and Marc take a look at the latest, but perhaps not greatest Wrestlemania! If you'd like to read Marc's AMAZING newsletter, head on over to Patreon.com/wrestleme and sign up! Hosted on…

  12. Chucked off a building: Money in the Bank 2020 Part 3

    · 59 min

    Didn't even flinch. Just killed two guys. Just like that. Pete and Marc leave their triumvirate of triumphant Money In The Bank show in a smokey, blue-lit meeting room at Stak HQ. Next week... THE FINAL WRESTLE ME…

  13. A big happy mothers day: Money in the Bank 2020 Part 2

    · 43 min

    Ron Killings...tunes and grapps and generally being charming as hell. If you'd like to get the next episode early...then head on over to patreon.com/wrestle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. Filmed in a garage: Money in the Bank 2020 Part 1

    · 37 min

    Fresh from a triumphant show at the Podcast Festival, Pete and Marc wanted to see how an equally modern, future-facing company would capitalise on a well-received show under trying circumstances. Turns out you just do…

  15. The sleepiest, the wrestliest - Wrestlemania 36 Part 7

    · 29 min

    Pete gets the name Titus O'Neil mixed up with Tyrus, and Marc stabs his life preserver while eyeballing him and cackling, the shit. If you'd like to hear what happens next - head on over to www.patreon.com/wrestleme!…

  16. The Hollow Men (of wrestling) - Wrestlemania 36 Part 8

    · 1 h 02 min

    Pete and Marc, after what seems like aeons in and out of the studio, finally finish their takedown of Wrestlemania 36. And they bloody loved the Firefly Funhouse match, even though neither of them can actually say it…

  17. When cameramen attack - Wrestlemania 36 Part 6

    · 42 min

    Night two of Wrestlemania 36 continues, and the viper injects us with a special venom that makes time slow down for ages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. Under 'inspiration' you've written 'MIZ' - Wrestlemania 36 Part 5

    · 34 min

    And so we're back in the studio, where we hope to stay for day two of Wrestlemania 36... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. Don't go out on the scaffolding - Wrestlemania 36 part 4

    · 51 min

    The one in which Marc is definitely trying to romance his painter. https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/wrestle-me-3/ - come see Petey and Marc, and watch us try to romance you! Hosted on Acast. See…

  20. No more fiend - Wrestlemania 36 part 3

    · 35 min

    Hasn't Wrestling been busy? Pete and Marc pile through the reams of wrestling news and take a little time to watch a bit more of Wrestlemania 36 https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/wrestle-me-3/ - come see…

  21. Blood is back - Wrestlemania 36 part 2

    · 35 min

    'Have we got anyone with a pirate gimmick? Nobody? Oh well. We'll keep looking. https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/wrestle-me-3/ - come see Petey and Marc, ruining your favourite PPVs entirely live! Hosted…

  22. It's a Ricardo Amezquita Carreñoi run in! - Wrestlemania 36 part 1

    · 40 min

    That's simply not how pregnancy works, Marc! https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/wrestle-me-3/ - come see our third ever Wrestle Me live show! It's on a Saturday and we're gonna be having a LOVELY TIME!…

  23. Where are you going with that crown : Crown Jewel 2019 Part 4

    · 49 min

    Marc gets ever so excited about the yams in the corner shop and Shinsuke buggers off with a crown. Thanks for listening - if you fancy a little bit of the other it's over at patreon.com/wrestleme! Hosted on Acast.…

  24. Two hundred, not out: Crown Jewel 2019 Part 3

    · 32 min

    Is it the two hundredth episode? Who knows! Why should we be accurate with our figures when wrestling very much can't be bothered with theirs? If you'd like to hear the final episode stupendously early - head on over…

  25. Greg's bird blood : Crown Jewel 2019 Part 2

    · 37 min

    Greg's rust drink. Guaranteed to contain no bird blood, unless it does! Call us, Hula Hoops! To hear what happens next, right now - head on over to patreon.com/wrestleme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…

  26. RiyadhMania: Crown Jewel 2019 Part 1

    · 37 min

    Pete and Marc are back supporting Saudi Vision 2030 by sneering at the tepid wrestling at Crown Jewel 2019. SHOW US THE MONEY! If you'd like to hear what happens next - head on over to patreon.com/wrestleme! Hosted…

  27. New York’s long, long shadow - Wrestlemania 35 part 4

    · 1 h 04 min

    Newsletters! WCW tearing itself apart…it’s all on the Wrestle Me Patreon! www.Patreon.com/wrestleme! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  28. Daddies are not for scrapping - Wrestlemania 35 part 3

    · 35 min

    Marc and Pete continue their leaf through the mighty tome that is WM35. If you'd like to hear what happens next, then head over to Patreon.com/wrestleme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  29. Mamma MuMu's revenge - Wrestlemania 35 part 2

    · 44 min

    Pete and Marc (and Mamma MuMu) are back for another dose of the humongous Wrestlemania 35! patreon.com/wrestleme to listen to the rest of the show...right now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…

  30. In the shadow of Watford - Wrestlemania 35 Part 1

    · 43 min

    Seven and a half hours long, baby! Pete and Marc return to their Wrestlemania beat, and it ain't all bad this time round... Patreon.com/wrestleme - check that url out. It's where all the cool kids hang out, and you…

  31. A nipple was seen: Crown Jewel 2018 Part 3

    · 36 min

    Next week - Wrestlemania 35! Which is now a show we're technically looking forward to. Didn't think we'd be saying that, frankly Patreon.com/WrestleMe to get yourself all the extra shows - and an astonishing…

  32. #MyDubai: Crown Jewel 2018 Part 2

    · 34 min

    Two soulless men gaze into a soulless expanse and wish a dinging bell into existence. Cease this. Is the earth flat? Find out over on patreon.com/wrestleme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  33. Welcome to Riyadh! Crown Jewel 2018 Part 1

    · 35 min

    Marc gives up meat, but mercifully doesn't give up on watching truly terrible wrestling pay per views. patreon.com/wrestleme to find out what rotten thing happens next! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…

  34. Tags out, like a little ten year old chump' - Wrestlemania 34 Part 5

    · 43 min

    Get Nicholas in that Hall Of Fame. The campaign starts here! patreon.com/wrestleme for some EPIC old school action. Greasy lenses, smoking in the stalls - the whole nine yards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…

  35. Flour, eggs and a whole lotta wrigglin' - Wrestlemania 34 Part 4

    · 39 min

    Marc and Pete, in spite of their better judgement continue to watch Wrestlemania 34. Do check out our patreon over at patreon.com/wrestleme and give us a review if you're feeling festive, it reaaaally helps! Hosted…

  36. Ok Brock, go out there and hug the fans - Wrestlemania 34 Part 3

    · 50 min

    Marc and Pete are here with more Wrestlemania 34 - and what should have been the main event! God, it was great. Do check out our patreon over at patreon.com/wrestleme and give us a review if you're feeling festive, it…

  37. Show Miznezz - Wrestlemania 34 Part 2

    · 43 min

    Pete and Marc return with the Miz, giving us yet another Wrestlemania moment. The man's more prolific than Cena. patreon.com/wrestleme if you'd like to hear the next episode, right now - and there's other shows over…

  38. Pinch, punch, first of the arm bar - Wrestlemania 34 Part 1!

    · 39 min

    Big booty daddies Pete and Marc are here to take a look at the latest advances in augmented reality in 2018. Turns out if you gave Vince bitcoin to look after back in 2012 it would have never been seen again. Check…

  39. Bella Botchin': Royal Rumble 2018 - Part 5

    · 58 min

    Just point at the sign, then fuck off. Patreon.com/wrerstleme for the newsletter, ad free Wrestle Mes, and all kinds of lovely stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. Yes! This! Royal Rumble 2018 - part 4

    · 38 min

    WWE gives Marc something to write home about. BIG. TICK. If you'd like to know what happens next - do check out the final part over on our patreon - Patreon.com/WrestleMe (or wait for next week!) Hosted on Acast. See…

  41. Respecting your elders: Royal Rumble 2018 - part 3

    · 41 min

    Very disappointed in the Patreon lot, frankly. They're funding this awful stuff. Speaking of which, if you'd like to hear the next ep - head on over to www.patreon.com/wrestleme! Hosted on Acast. See…

  42. They got enough of it! Royal Rumble 2018 - part 2

    · 44 min

    Royal Rumble 2018 is back and everyone looks like Jigsaw from that film. Do tell your friends, and if you'd like to hear the next episodes right now then head on over to www.patreon.com/wrestleme! Hosted on Acast.…

  43. What IS Hentai? Royal Rumble 2018 - part 1

    · 43 min

    Better booked than a library. Did someone order THREE Royal Rumble matches in one show? Do tell your friends, and if you'd like to hear the next episodes right now then head on over to www.patreon.com/wrestleme!…

  44. Well done, Booker T's crying - Wrestlemania 33 part 5

    · 34 min

    Dog undertaker and Dog Roman Reigns have a fight over a nice bit of yard. And that's Wrestlemania 33! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  45. Vienna's finest Pitbull-alike - Wrestlemania 33 part 4

    · 32 min

    There was nay pitbull...then there was pitbull! Patreon.com/WrestleMe for next week's episode a week early! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  46. Hug it out - Wrestlemania 33 part 3

    · 44 min

    Bayley's big inflatable guys are back after falling foul of the WWE's wellness programme. Humans aren't meant to flex like that! Do give us a review wherever you get your pods, it apparently does help a great deal -…

  47. Shane's SICK MMA skillz - Wrestlemania 33 part 2

    · 38 min

    Punch! Punch! Trashcan! Pete and Marc continue their peek at Wrestlemania 33, all 15 hours of it! We'll be back next week for the next part, but if you'd like to hear the next episode early - patreon.com/wrestleme -…

  48. There's a...chocobo? Out there? - Wrestlemania 33 part 1

    · 52 min

    Pete and Marc are back on their Wrestlemanias, and this time they're not even getting to match one in show one. And some people say true personal growth isn't possible. We'll be back next week for the first match, but…

  49. 12 days of Wrestle Me-mas #12 - Undertaker vs Goldberg (Crown Jewels 2018)

    · 23 min

    Fifty (year old) shades of grey - enjoy some of the most extreme BDSM ever committed to SD card, mainly focusing on the neck and atlanto axial joint. We'll be back very soon for more Wrestle Me-ing, so stay tuned.…

  50. 12 days of Wrestle Me-mas #10 - AEW Stadium Stampede

    · 23 min

    "If this is what wrestling is now, it needs to die. Leave it alone and let it go. If you can't bring it back, and you're just gonna fucking piss on the fucking rotting corpse, let it go. Find something else to do with…

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