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The Male Gayz Podcast

Little Empire Podcasts

258 episodes · Explicit

It took Eli Matthewson and Chris Parker 8 years of their friendship for them to both come out to each other, there’s a lot to catch up on. The Male Gayz is their weekly attempt at being better gays and better friends. Getting way too personal but never too serious.

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  1. Gays in the Nutbush

    · 52 min · Explicit

    The boys are railing against AI Justin Bieber's tour of NZ business, celebrating a new Farro and asking the big questions about deep fried mars bars. Join the substack to celebrate 10 years with the boys and get early…

  2. Garden State 2: Goon State

    · 54 min · Explicit

    Chris unboxes a surprise gift, Eli gives a brief history of gooning and the boys celebrate the icon that is Miranda, all while giving their perfect takes on Shane Gillis and Kelly Clarkson's bird! Behind the paywall…

  3. Breeding Sanctuary

    · 47 min · Explicit

    Coming in hot after the NZ leaders debate, the only party Chris and Eli can discuss is the chocolate fish party. We celebrate Queen of the week Florence Pugh and Eli opens up a diabolical conversation on when he would…

  4. America's Funniest Homo Video

    · 44 min · Explicit

    It's time, chorus line, to pay our respects to the people who put together Funniest Home Videos and, in fact, pitch the videos of ourselves that could have been on the show. We are learning about gay mayors who attempt…

  5. Le Monsieur Homosexuel

    · 51 min · Explicit

    Is the Mankini as iconic as Judy Garlands Ruby Red Slippers, Will Eli move to the Netherlands after connecting with his long lost family, and will Chris find an appropriate gift for his Mums birthday. All this and more…

  6. The Great McCafe Debate

    · 54 min · Explicit

    How has it been the Ed Sheeran canellation, the hyrox shitter, the AI Apocalypse and the CRL opening in just one week? We cover it all plus debate the existence of McCafe, celebrate an amazing new kiwi invention and…

  7. Age Gap Luv

    · 47 min · Explicit

    Out: Pink and Miss Congeniality. In: Sleeping through the podcast and Rhys Nicholson on The Traitors. We are back to the new norm of being on different sides of the planet, learning a Fact of the Gay about why flight…

  8. The Male Gayz Are Honest For Once

    · 43 min · Explicit

    For the first time in over a friggin year we are recording in person! We are giving you bed bugs. We are giving you live commentary on an actual quidditch match we are watching. We are giving you a little bit of audio…

  9. The Plague!

    · 47 min · Explicit

    Chris is performing stand-up through a bout of plague, and Eli is performing for kids on almost zero sleep. But baby, we are out here podding! We have celebrity sightings. We have casting picks for the New Zealand Oh…

  10. How to measure a hula-hooping

    · 45 min · Explicit

    It's the first day of the Edinburgh Fringe and we still managed to get a podcast recording in! We're celebrating the film festival, we're figuring out when the Spanish Civil War happened and we are discussing the true…

  11. What We Build From Collapse

    · 50 min · Explicit

    Gays guys are dressing straight, straight guys are dressing gay. We find ourselves in a gym with fellow bohemians, lifting weights of strangers body and we ask the question of our time: fuck, marry, kill, fuck, marry,…

  12. NZ Muscle Party

    · 52 min · Explicit

    In the wake of historic arts cuts, the boys are taking more fiber than ever, learning about the origins of Vogue, and forming deep conspiracies about NZ muscle and their inevitable turn into politics What did the boys…

  13. The Unauthorised History of Jenny Shipley

    · 50 min · Explicit

    Eli’s origin story is shared where he was bullied at high school, which made him the comedian he is today. A fact of the Gay opens up a conversation on Madonna and Elis adoration for women over a certain age, and Chris…

  14. The Artist of Our Lifetime

    · 51 min · Explicit

    Well, it only took 10 years, but Eli has finally experienced the greatest live show of his life and claims this one artist as the artist of our lifetime. Chris serves up a fact of the gay so well prepared it has Eli…

  15. Fruity Boys

    · 52 min · Explicit

    We came into this episode with revolting moods, and we left feeling a little bit more joyful about the world. Thus our work, our mission is complete. It’s champagne, Male Gayz, chat about fruit, facts about dildos and…

  16. A formal sit down interview with Eli Matthewson

    · 54 min · Explicit

    Strange power dynamics are a foot as Chris is back at the Little Empire Studio. Eli does his best to distract the hard hitting questions with a fact about gay magazines. Chris ultimately looses his grips on Eli when he…

  17. The Price is Right

    · 54 min · Explicit

    No stone left unturned in regards to the price of anything this week. We interrogate the hard truth about the Uniqlo t shirt. And we take a one one trip to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands Join us…

  18. Coming Out in 2026

    · 56 min · Explicit

    With news of Kane Evan’s coming out, the Male Gayz get into the weeds about coming out discourse in 2026. Why do we? How is this news? Or maybe just maybe… is this still actually saving lives Do you read these blurbs?…

  19. A line up of holes

    · 54 min · Explicit

    A riff from the ages about the ozone. We want not know, how do you see it? Chris tests his viral flower theory on Eli and we learn about Australian Queer Eye TV recs and New Friends at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted…

  20. The Great Laundromat Heist

    · 54 min · Explicit

    It may be grim out there but we are getting it positive like it’s 2017. we try to find the least gay city in NZ, and Eli tells an all time great tale about a mishap at the laundromat The Gayz get their dogs out at…

  21. Balancing on a Glass

    · 48 min · Explicit

    From gay Brisbane soldiers, to high and low quality poppers, to cemetery cruising spots your dog will LOVE. From collectable treasures, to formative bands saying goodbye, to Lena bloody Dunham. All these topics and…

  22. gAy I

    · 43 min · Explicit

    Eli is fresh from a magical night out at the theatre and Chris is back from getting in peak physical shape, so they are primed and ready to fight about who is more chronically OFFLINE For more ELECTRIC knitting…

  23. Butterfly Butt Stuff

    · 33 min · Explicit

    Chris is fresh out of a screening of Chelsie Preston-Crayford's new film Caterpillar and Eli is a fresh out of a screening of his own dreams (aka just woke up). With a fact of the gay about butterflies, and a BONUS…

  24. The Devil Wears See Through Pants

    · 58 min · Explicit

    Chris recaps the great spaghetti disaster of uptown. Eli’s got a fact about women in suits. The fact is it turns him on. And we let you know of all the good stuff you should be seeing. To get our true, unwoke,…

  25. The Kiwi Connection

    · 59 min · Explicit

    Chris is in Auckland, Eli’s shoulder is still sore. Nature has healed! We kick off with the bard this ep, and end with a huge debate about sour cream and chives What do you think, is sour cream and chives gayer than…

  26. Grub Month

    · 50 min · Explicit

    Despite it being the end of Chris’s grub month he has some exciting personal news about his body. We also finally work out a way to include Heterosexuals at pride. Join our pride parade for homosexuals, heterosexuals,…

  27. Parmagiana Organanano

    · 44 min · Explicit

    What subway bread do you choose? Where are you meant to put oil from your cooking? What was the name of the women's only gym that used to be in the mall? These questions and more, plus a fact of the gay about some of…

  28. One For The Shareholders

    · 38 min · Explicit

    Recorded on the stroke of midnight and the break of dawn, the Male Gayz navigate sickness and waking up after a big nap to bring you a deeply truthful low energy podcast. With that being said, it’s not bad! Good stuff…

  29. Uncut Gems

    · 39 min · Explicit

    Chris just arrived to Melbourne and got straight on the pod mic! We cover all the greatest topics: the famous kids toys we don't know the name of, the fuel crisis, circumcision rates by country, John Kirwin and we…

  30. The Gay Manosphere

    · 48 min · Explicit

    Big events this week with Manosphere and Oscars hitting in the headlines, but all we want to discuss is how the English Chanel works?! Join the Gay Manosphere with us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See…

  31. Deathly Bat Disease

    · 53 min · Explicit

    We are speaking from our truth this episode, Chris was tired in Adelaide but it actually brought out an amazing podcast with genuinely insightful takes that won’t leave a sponge like hole in your brain If you want to…

  32. Respectful Important Emojis

    · 48 min · Explicit

    The temperature is exactly the same in the UK and NZ which is means the seasons are being exchanged And the boys are syncing up! We learn about the Brontë Sisters, the importance of a well timed emoji, and a thrilling…

  33. Google Search Gay Prime Minister Shirtless

    · 48 min · Explicit

    The boys try and work out what a baddie is and whether it is good to be one in a world where actual baddies are getting away with the worst crimes. We are looking into the Netherland's hot new Prime Minister in Fact of…

  34. The Cheese Kinsey Scale

    · 46 min · Explicit

    Is your foot really the length of you forearm? How gay is ice skating, really? Do other countries have "kiwi hot"? These questions and more in one of our best pods ever. Tell us where you sit on the Kinsey Scale at…

  35. Name One Bad Lesbian

    · 53 min · Explicit

    Chris loves Lesbians thanks to Laneway, Eli goes Greek with the fact of the gay, and Bad Bunny has only gone and delivered a perfect Superbowl performance. If you're a cool lesbian (or want to be one) join us at…

  36. The Worlds Hypothetical

    · 56 min · Explicit

    All is right in the world Chris is morning Eli is night. We’re hot on the heels of the grammy awards and the Epstein files. It’s this to al whiplash we’ve come to really embrace in 2026. Support The Gayz:…

  37. Chicken Overload

    · 50 min · Explicit

    Hamnet, Marty Supreme, Hells Pizza topping names - we cover it all in another gorgeous episode where Chris's whiskey energy and Eli's coffee energy collide and create nothing short of MAGIC as always. We are learning…

  38. I Huffer Logo The Male Gayz

    · 48 min · Explicit

    Flip it around because Chris is in the evening and Eli is in the morning. We are learning about gay pools in Fact of the Gay. We are celebrating brilliant acting in Queen of the Week. We welcome you into our Bone…

  39. 0800 MALE GAYS

    · 55 min · Explicit

    Eli is fresh out of an illness and Chris is fresh out of a pool! With our thought on the big acting awards, the Heater Rivalry boys and Chris’s new jug. Plus a fact out of the gay from our straight friend about…

  40. Our Jacinda Year

    · 50 min · Explicit

    It’s our 10th year of this podcast and we hate that! And despite not wanting to set resolutions, we have set our most ambitious ones yet. Eli is in the depths of winter and Chris is in the peak of summer it gives this…

  41. Is Heated Rivalry: Gay or Horny?

    · 49 min · Explicit

    Chris is getting shelves put in so the podcast is a nightmare. But we are back, and there is one thing on our minds. The butts on heated rivalry. But fear not we don’t just talk butts. We also talk plugs! Show your…

  42. The SLiRCLE at the Podcast

    · 54 min · Explicit

    Chris is back from Sydney with a belly full of hot icecream. Eli is on a mission for community and Winter is coming. And our partners are both making food in the background. It’s podcast nirvana. Join us at the best…

  43. That Little Blue Dot

    · 48 min · Explicit

    Technical Note: Apologies - this episode is coming out about week after it was recorded! A thrilling behind-the-scenes look at Chris’s upcoming, four page coffee book that will change your life - especially if your…

  44. SEPHORA EXPOSÉ

    · 57 min · Explicit

    The Male Gayz finally have a legal case on our hands as Eli takes down the bad guys over at Sephora over a dodgy sunscreen. Of equal importance personally, Chris got rid of a matress during inorganics and is feeling…

  45. A Retelling of the End of The World

    · 53 min · Explicit

    WW3 is on our door step and Chris has started a puzzle and Eli is watching strictly ballroom. There’s also a gorgeous Halloween recap, and some regretful piss and shit chat too (sorry). Join us Backstage at…

  46. Two Fun Guys

    · 48 min · Explicit

    Don’t worry guys, it’s not all gross stuff, we are also getting into Lily Allen, surviving apocalypses and gay Prime Ministers… all building to a shocking realisation: do we know how our government is structured? Eep…

  47. Must Watch Viewing

    · 52 min · Explicit

    You couldn’t asked for worse internet this episode, but whose fault it is, will remain unknown. We recap Celeb Traitors, Review Netflix’ Boots and finally say Coleman Domingo’s name out loud for the first time ever.…

  48. Hocus Pocus 2 Release Party

    · 45 min · Explicit

    Someone has some freshly highlighted hair and it’s causing someone else to think about their gay hairdresser at Rodney Wayne - Jake! If you are out there get in touch! Plus: could Queen of the Week Bette Midler be…

  49. Walk In The Shoes Someone Wears as A Hat on Their Head

    · 46 min · Explicit

    Whatever the opposite of a Swiftie is I guess that’s us. Your go to boys for fashion advice and forgetting about your ex, are back together, mainly to aggravate the swifties for engagement. Hosted on Acast. See…

  50. The Conversation No One Wants to Have

    · 47 min · Explicit

    Sit down and put your overpriced eye masks on, the boys are back, and this week we have the conversation no one is brave enough to have. Why are we not buttering our bread at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Plus a fact of…

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