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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

300 episodes

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

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  1. 419 - Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza

    · 1 h 09 min

    Tim talks about his Thanksgiving, Frederick Douglas, Tostitos Scoops, withholding judgment on a grandmother, the Ice Cream Museum’s lawsuit, homeless court, Gen Z losing itself online and Baby Shark’s latest use case.…

  2. 418 - Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist

    · 1 h 01 min

    Tim examines the Matt Gaetz scandal, ICBM’s for Christmas, F1, how many Italians are on social media, Trans-Republicans, getting blitzed with your parents, female incels and why he didn’t grow up with game night.…

  3. 417 - Trump's Cabinet

    · 1 h 06 min

    Tim talks about appreciating the moment, the random circus, Armie Hammer’s podcast with his mom, the presidential cabinet picks, RFK’s fat map, food influencers and why Gen Z is staying in. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  4. 416 - Election Analysis & Turning Yourself In

    · 1 h 00 min

    Tim examines hotline abuse, podcasters swaying the election, joy being stolen, who’s going to jail, Tuscany, finding a wallet and the problem with condescension American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon…

  5. 415 - Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags

    · 58 min

    Tim talks figures, Pizza Hut helping you find a job, a woman’s purse choice, Sydney Sweeney, the former Abercrombie CEO, Jimmy Carter outside and why Fresno kids have no shot. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  6. 414 - Sen. JD Vance

    · 1 h 23 min

    Tim sits down with Senator JD Vance (R-Ohio) about being on the White House ticket, car accidents, Kamala Harris, the Secret Service, his family, Trump and who actually is fun. SPONSOR | Ground News Go to…

  7. 413 - President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris

    · 57 min

    Tim examines dimensions of power, the Obama-Biden funeral meeting, Liam Payne, Doug Emhoff, a racist candle, Florida lovers gone awry and the reality of Emily in Paris American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  8. 412 - The Joker & Kamala Harris

    · 1 h 03 min

    Tim talks about his role in a blockbuster disaster, Vice President Harris, the Menendez brothers, Vermont, shopping during a hurricane and what is in P. Diddy’s suitcase. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  9. 411 - Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings

    · 59 min

    Tim talks about Hurricane Helene, hating each other quietly, Pennsylvania, a startup company in Switzerland, resort core and the impending debut of his Netflix show. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  10. 410 - Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family

    · 58 min

    Tim examines Diddy’s arrest, exploding pagers in the Middle East, another attempt on Trump’s life, Venezuelans in Colorado, minivans, Biden in a MAGA hat and what comes after the Costco family. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  11. 409 - The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats

    · 1 h 02 min

    Tim talks about 9/11, the Trump-Harris debate, who is eating pets, Starbucks, Middle Eastern Yelp reviewers and why he misses post-terrorist attack patriotism. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/…

  12. 408 - Russian Influencers & Dying At Work

    · 1 h 03 min

    Tim talks about attending the US Open, cancelling kids, trying to get sponsored by Russia, the random circus, an Arizona woman dying in her cubicle, the ice cream question and why the jumbotron doesn’t matter anymore.…

  13. 407 - The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires

    · 58 min

    Tim examines Pavel Durov’s arrest, Trump’s assassin’s family, an autistic hockey team’s ice cream sale, a pilot’s experience with psychedelics and why Meghan Markle isn't a great boss. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  14. 406 - The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts

    · 1 h 09 min

    Tim talks about his new Netflix show, the DNC, that girl from college, an Italian superyacht sinking and why the Chick-Fil-A streaming service makes perfect sense. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  15. 405 - Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim examines hanging out with Israel, price gouging, Subway in crisis, putting children in jail, Matthew Perry’s fake friends and why you should never weep in the Hamptons. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  16. 404 - Tim Walz The Funnel Cake Dad

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim goes off about a young Hollywood party, aging out of hating, Tim Walz, Minnesota, a dirty Olympic river, the National Guard, rich best friends and lizard skin suits. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  17. 403 - Twerk For Your Supper & The KHive

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim talks about his sphere visit, apocalyptic movies, high end Asians, Kamala Harris, twerking too much, shadow banning, things staying the same and mothering. SPONSORS: Ground News Go to https://ground.news/tim to get…

  18. 402 - Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels of Power

    · 1 h 06 min

    Tim examines President Biden dropping out, the Secret Service Director resigning, power grabs, the Trump assassination, the Olympics and sitting on your kids. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/…

  19. 401 - Secret Service Sloped Roof Party

    · 1 h 00 min

    Tim goes deep on the sloped roof at the Trump shooting, social workers, the Secret Service, what the CIA wants, Tenacious D’s tour being cancelled, gender notifications and the new kids. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  20. 400 - Trump Assassination Attempt Emergency Podcast

    · 46 min

    Tim sits down with a prominent Austin broadcaster on the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, the Secret Service’s lapse in security, how the nation is reacting and what this means for its future.…

  21. 399 - Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms

    · 1 h 10 min

    Tim examines President Biden's press conference, dance moms, weapon catalogues, fake babies, celebrity kids, NYC realtors and the return of pragmatism. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS:…

  22. 398 - Joe Biden & Something Different

    · 1 h 20 min

    Tim talks about Independence Day, the Biden’s, Hawk Tuah girl, drill rap, the importance of lying, young nihilists, Delta serving moldy meals and blaming Ukraine. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon…

  23. 397 - Presidential Debate Reaction

    · 1 h 02 min

    Tim examines the presidential debate, White people who drink wine, nasty retail workers, the death of malls, finance bro summer and your passion finding you. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon…

  24. 396 - Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake

    · 58 min

    Tim examines the rat men phenomenon, the pride flag, Justin Timberlake's arrest, summer abortions, cartels’ immigration packages, the most American city and happy dictators. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  25. 395 - Celebrity Home Invasions & Costco

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim talks about Caitlin Clark, what he would do at a home invasion, an Amazonian tribe battling the Internet, buying in bulk, networking and the easy way out. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon…

  26. 394 - Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel

    · 1 h 17 min

    Tim examines President Trump’s conviction, a Jaws screening gone awry, the failed Congolese coup, fun dads, Cracker Barrel’s reimagining and restaurants as museums. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  27. 393 - Kevin Spacey's Soup & AI Saints

    · 1 h 08 min

    Tim talks about Logan Paul’s Prime lawsuit, the multimillionaire middle class, Kevin Spacey’s return to the spotlight, Taiwan, the latest saint and being a Boeing baby. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  28. 392 - Eurovision & Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart Movie

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim examines watching atrocities in a grocery store, finance guys being overworked, the Pop-Tart movie, Gaza influencers, Eurovision and the collapse of the restaurant industry. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  29. 391 - Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests

    · 1 h 13 min

    Tim talks about visiting one of the college campus protests, a boomer YouTube video targeting him, the royal family’s jam, Saturday not being being for the boys and why everything’s a casino now. American Royalty Tour…

  30. 390 - Harvey Weinstein's Overturned Conviction & TikTok Ban

    · 1 h 04 min

    Tim talks about the TikTok ban, not asking questions, Harvey Weinstein’s conviction being overturned in New York, an Italian ice cream ban and why it’s not cool to brag about adult parties. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  31. 389 - Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt

    · 1 h 06 min

    Tim talks about Israel’s strike on Iran, the Columbia University protests, being gay in the Middle East, Plus Size Park Hoppers and what makes aunts cool but tragic. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  32. 388 - Mike Recine & Lizzo Be Quitting

    · 1 h 03 min

    Tim sits down with comedian Mike Recine about Lizzo calling it quits, the unreality of online, the border, Gen-Z doing trade jobs, old-fashioned cooking, call centers and Boston Market. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  33. 387 - Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic

    · 1 h 02 min

    Tim sits down with comedian Jessica Kirson about marching, 90’s music, Oprah, dieting, being star struck and why everything is nostalgic. American Royalty Tour 🎟 Punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mack Weldon: Go to Mack…

  34. 386 - P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague

    · 1 h 00 min

    Tim wades into the P. Diddy trafficking allegations, promiscuity, Legos on suspects’ faces, Taylor Swift at Nobu, a drag show for Palestine and why being alone is the next epidemic. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  35. 385 - Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal

    · 59 min

    Tim talks with comedian Trevor Wallace about influencers in the military, the suburbs, what kids are being taught in preschool, saving Hollywood and the new Nickelodeon abuse documentary. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  36. 384 - Kate Middleton & Sociopaths With Logos

    · 1 h 07 min

    Tim talks about Putin, being 17 your whole life, fat cowards, the Pope’s comments on Ukraine, Kate Middleton’s whereabouts and the longest running reality show in the world. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  37. 383 - Biden’s SOTU & The Lazarus Drug

    · 57 min

    Tim dives into President Biden’s State of the Union, justice arriving for the Gilbert Goons, being a prosecutor, super commuting versus forever renting and homeless people’s favorite ice cream. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  38. 382 - Leave It Online

    · 1 h 06 min

    Tim touches on the death of Alexei Navalny, Wikifeet, California real estate, the friendship recession, ‘looksmaxxing' and why we need more internet. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS:…

  39. 381 - A Job Is A Job

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim talks about getting a flat tire in Harlem, Biden’s brain, not being the first, 90’s songs as speeches and Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin interview. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/…

  40. 380 - The Diaper Spa

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim dishes on an upcoming new artist, giving the country to Taylor Swift, a creepy New Hampshire business and a disturbing father & son moment. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Factor…

  41. 379 - Price Of Poison

    · 1 h 06 min

    Tim talks about chatty private pilots, immigration, boomers bombing the market, hacked brain chips, how expensive Taco Bell is and obese Asians. SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to…

  42. 378 - Den Of Snakes

    · 59 min

    Tim talks about justice closing in on the Gilbert Goons, Beverly Hills affordable housing, reality television and hot Houthi rebels. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS Express VPN…

  43. 377 - Illuminati Of Diversity

    · 1 h 05 min

    Tim examines the Clinton’s going on a Mexican vacation with Gavin Newsom, a secret society taking the diversity route, retiring on social security and our lack of remorse. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  44. 376 - Names On Paper

    · 1 h 02 min

    Tim talks about the Jeffrey Epstein court documents, how the media is handling the notable people implicated, a legendary Long Island establishment shuttering, the hour requirement of friendship and why the President…

  45. 375 - Dead-Eyed Monsters

    · 1 h 09 min

    Tim examines a story of affluent teenagers terrorizing an Arizona suburb, fighting over Christmas gifts, a totalitarian tourist destination, Southwest Airlines’ customers of size policy and what 2024 has in store.…

  46. 374 - A Christmas K-Hole

    · 53 min

    Tim dives into a reporter’s bad trip, pointing at the void, a potential studio merger, dodging debt together and the ultimate team builder. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Morgan &…

  47. 373 - The Sugar Algorithm

    · 1 h 12 min

    Tim examines Hunter Biden’s expenses, a new McDonald’s concept restaurant, parents’ involvement in their kid’s lives and the bound of irony. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS Shipstation…

  48. 372 - Bastard Radio

    · 1 h 22 min

    Tim reunites with comedians Luis J. Gomez & Nick Mullen to talk about islands, Nick’s hispanic draw, female fans, diversity, walking it off and why some detractors can be good. American Royalty Tour 🎟…

  49. Bonus Episode: Abby Martin

    · 1 h 19 min

    Tim talks with journalist Abby Martin about the conflict in Gaza, who was there first, inequality of cultures, Putin and the shortcomings of fundamentalism. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/…

  50. 371 - The Chinese D'Amelios

    · 1 h 21 min

    Tim talks about social media sideshows, how to behave with your family, an ideal dead-end job, wealthy people on DMT and the true meaning of life. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS:…

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