Abroad with Mark Twain and Eugene Field - Tales They Told to a Fellow Correspondent

Chapters

1. 0 Editor’s NoteJohn Greenman 6:34
2. 1 Author’s PrefaceJohn Greenman 12:23
3. 2 How Mark Would Safeguard EnglandJohn Greenman 13:29
4. 3 Mark Philosophized on WillieJohn Greenman 1:47
5. 4 Mark - RegicideJohn Greenman 3:32
6. 5 The Funniest Speech Mark Ever GaveJohn Greenman 10:27
7. 6 Monarchical AtavismJohn Greenman 1:44
8. 7 Democratic Mark and Austrian AristocracyJohn Greenman 3:05
9. 8 Phil Sheridan's FriendJohn Greenman 3:41
10. 9 "Elizabeth was a He", said MarkJohn Greenman 14:20
11. 10 Mark, the Sleight-of-hand ManJohn Greenman 2:32
12. 11 Mark and the Imperial MistressJohn Greenman 2:46
13. 12 Mark on Lynch LawJohn Greenman 5:15
14. 13 Recollections of King Charles and GrantJohn Greenman 3:28
15. 14 Mark Missed Gallows-landJohn Greenman 3:34
16. 15 Think of Her SorrowJohn Greenman 1:48
17. 16 Breaking the News GentlyJohn Greenman 2:46
18. 17 Dukes and Unborn Car HorsesJohn Greenman 0:56
19. 18 "Pa Used to Be a Terrible Man"John Greenman 1:03
20. 19 Mark on the Berlin CopsJohn Greenman 5:28
21. 20 The Sausage RoomJohn Greenman 5:04
22. 21 Mark's Glimpse of SchopenhauerJohn Greenman 15:07
23. 22 "Murderer" Blücher in OxfordJohn Greenman 3:05
24. 23 Mark's Human SideJohn Greenman 2:38
25. 24 An Australian SurpriseJohn Greenman 2:38
26. 25 Mark in France and ItalyJohn Greenman 2:33
27. 26 Why Mark Wouldn't Like to Die AbroadJohn Greenman 3:33
28. 27 The Left Hand Didn't KnowJohn Greenman 1:25
29. 28 American HumoristsJohn Greenman 1:19
30. 29 Telepathy or SuggestionJohn Greenman 3:08
31. 30 Trying to Be Serious Didn't WorkJohn Greenman 1:37
32. 31 Assorted BeautiesJohn Greenman 2:09
33. 32 Mark's Children Knew HimJohn Greenman 2:18
34. 33 Mark, Dogs, Dagoes, and CatsJohn Greenman 2:22
35. 34 The Tragedy of GeniusJohn Greenman 2:23
36. 35 Kilties and the LassieJohn Greenman 3:02
37. 36 A Wise Provision of ProvidenceJohn Greenman 2:15
38. 37 The Awful German LanguageJohn Greenman 2:07
39. 38 Artist or PhotographerJohn Greenman 2:28
40. 39 Mark Interviewed the Barber about Harry ThawJohn Greenman 5:05
41. 40 His Portrait—a MirrorJohn Greenman 2:09
42. 41 Mark, Bismarck, Lincoln, and DarwinJohn Greenman 7:15
43. 42 Mark at the Stock Exchange, ViennaJohn Greenman 1:21
44. 43 Mark and the Prussian LieutenantJohn Greenman 3:22
45. 44 Mark Studies the Costermonger LanguageJohn Greenman 2:25
46. 45 That Beautiful FuneralJohn Greenman 2:06
47. 46 Ada's Beast of a ManJohn Greenman 1:56
48. 47 Jealousy in LowlandJohn Greenman 1:36
49. 48 The Troubles of LizJohn Greenman 2:17
50. 49 The French MadameJohn Greenman 6:18
51. 50 The Great DisappointmentJohn Greenman 5:05
52. 51 Rheumatism and ProddingJohn Greenman 1:32
53. 52 On Literary FriendshipsJohn Greenman 2:05
54. 53 Bayard Taylor's GermanJohn Greenman 2:11
55. 54 Genius in ExtremisJohn Greenman 4:20
56. 55 What May Happen to You after You Are DeadJohn Greenman 4:56
57. 56 Kings in Their Birthday SuitsJohn Greenman 0:55
58. 57 Mark on Lincoln's HumanityJohn Greenman 5:43
59. 58 An English Lover of Kings and a HaterJohn Greenman 7:09
60. 59 Mark Got Arrested in BerlinJohn Greenman 6:08
61. 60 Books that Weren't WrittenJohn Greenman 5:29
62. 61 Mark Enjoyed Other HumoristsJohn Greenman 2:15
63. 62 Mark and the English Hack-writerJohn Greenman 2:31
64. 63 Mark Thought Joan of Arc Was SlanderedJohn Greenman 3:31
65. 64 Running Amuck—AlmostJohn Greenman 0:39
66. 65 Mark's Idiomatic GemsJohn Greenman 1:23
67. 66 Mark and the Girls that Love a LordJohn Greenman 7:35
68. 67 Mark's MartyrdomJohn Greenman 2:48
69. 68 Slang Not in Mark's DictionaryJohn Greenman 2:59
70. 69 Mark "No Gentleman"John Greenman 2:03
71. 70 Mark, Poetry, and ArtJohn Greenman 1:49
72. 71 Mark Sheds Light on English HistoryJohn Greenman 6:52
73. 72 Mark Explains Dean SwiftJohn Greenman 4:15
74. 73 Mark in Tragedy and ComedyJohn Greenman 7:38
75. 74 "Ambition Is a Jade that More Than One Man Can Ride"John Greenman 3:32
76. 75 Mark as a TranslatorJohn Greenman 3:39
77. 76 Mark in EnglandJohn Greenman 2:54
78. 77 Why Mark Was Uncomfortable in the King of Sweden's PresenceJohn Greenman 1:46
79. 78 Mark's Idea of High ArtJohn Greenman 4:28
80. 79 Mark Meets King Leopold—AlmostJohn Greenman 3:26
81. 80 Sizing Up of Aristocracy by MarkJohn Greenman 5:01
82. 81 The Bald-headed WomanJohn Greenman 1:37
83. 82 When a Publisher Dines and Wines YouJohn Greenman 6:14
84. 83 Mark in PoliticsJohn Greenman 1:08
85. 84 Mark on "Royal Honors"John Greenman 4:33
86. 85 American Women the PrettiestJohn Greenman 1:50
87. 86 Where Tay Pay Isn't Tay PayJohn Greenman 1:24
88. 87 The Man Who Didn't Get Used to HangingJohn Greenman 8:45
89. 88 Stray Sayings of MarkJohn Greenman 3:35
90. 89 Eugene Field and His Troubles in ChicagoJohn Greenman 6:06
91. 90 More of Eugene Field's Trials in LondonJohn Greenman 4:59
92. 91 Gene, a "Success of Curiosity"John Greenman 4:30
93. 92 Dire Consequences of American HorseplayJohn Greenman 10:09
94. 93 Field's Library of HumorJohn Greenman 1:03
95. 94 Those German ProfessorsJohn Greenman 1:57
96. 95 Eugene Field and Northern LoreJohn Greenman 3:39
97. 96 Little Boy BlueJohn Greenman 1:22