# Bill Sprague Collection: Felix Crosses The Crooks:9.5mm

Felix Crosses The Crooks A 9.5mm film. The Bill Sprague Collection does not tolerate bad reviews or complaints. If you wish to complain you will be shipped off to your nearest urgent care center, told to visit a psychiatrist who will prescribe to you anti psychotics, tranquilizers and sedatives, as well as a sturdy dose of laxatives. You have eaten 10 large cans of baked beans 150 hot dogs, 20 cans of creamed corn , and 12 150 ounce cans of sauerkraut. You will follow your doctors advice and eat your diet as prescribed above, then take the anti psychotics, tranquilizers and sedatives along with that sturdy dose of laxatives. You will be turned into a pooping somnambulist, who will end up pooping the bed the next day.There will be various insects and vermin milling about in your room. A skunk will stop by to say hello. and spray you in four directions. Causing you to need to bathe in tomato juice for 72 hours consecutively. Your neighbors will not escape the stink , and will be very angry with you. They will probably sue you for an untold amount of dollars, because their room will stink and have the same insects and vermin all over the place. If you want a room full of insects and vermin, a filthy dirty mattress, and angry neighbors that just might come after you with an aluminum baseball bat, go ahead and complain. You can change this ugly situation by simply keeping your complaints and bullcrap out of the public forum, so everyone can enjoy the movies presented. The Bill…

- Kind: Cartoon
- Year: 1926
- By: Pat Sullivan
- Genres: Animation
- Archive: [Internet Archive](https://archive.org/details/BillSpragueCollectionFelixCrossesTheCrooks)
- Licence or status: none stated by the archive
- Who can watch: Kids profiles and older (the archive gives no rating; placed by Invisible Network from its collection and subjects)

[Watch now](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/watch/archive/ia/BillSpragueCollectionFelixCrossesTheCrooks?play=1)