# Popeye: Assault and Flattery: transcript

Machine transcription (Whisper), not reviewed, unless the title page credits the subtitles to someone. Lines marked _Described_ say what the picture shows, from the audio description. Each time links to that moment.

- [0:00](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=0) Hear ye, hear ye.
- [0:29](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=29) The case of Bluto versus Popeye the Sailor.
- [0:33](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=33) Judge Wimpy presiding.
- [0:37](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=37) Bluto, party of the first part,
- [0:40](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=40) being brutally beaten on several occasions
- [0:43](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=43) by Popeye the Sailor, party of the second part,
- [0:47](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=47) charges him with assault and battery.
- [0:51](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=51) Your Honor, I'm innocent.
- [0:54](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=54) Order in the court.
- [0:55](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=55) But the plaintiff will now state his case.
- [0:59](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=59) Well, Your Honor, the first time Popeye beat me up, my girlfriend Olive Oil was in trouble,
- [1:05](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=65) and I tried to help her.
- [1:08](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=68) And he always beats me up for doing nothing.
- [1:27](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=87) Your Honor, he's lying.
- [1:31](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=91) Order in the court.
- [1:32](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=92) What?
- [1:33](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=93) Has the plaintiff any further testimony?
- [1:41](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=101) Yes, Your Honor.
- [1:42](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=102) Another time, Popeye was acting like a madman,
- [1:45](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=105) and he almost killed me.
- [1:57](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=117) So you see, Your Honor, I ain't safe with that Popeye
- [2:01](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=121) around.
- [2:02](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=122) Very touching indeed.
- [2:07](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=127) Have you anything to say before I pronounce sentence?
- [2:17](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=137) Yes, Your Honor.
- [2:18](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=138) I has a lot to say.
- [2:21](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=141) One day, me and me sweetheart, Olive Oil,
- [2:25](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=145) was sitting in the theater, enjoying the show.
- [2:31](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=151) For this trick, I need volunteer.
- [2:45](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=165) This is a big deal, so keep your eyes on the cards.
- [2:53](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=173) Abracadabra, one, two, three.
- [2:56](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=176) No cards, see?
- [3:00](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=180) Observe, knotting up my sleeve.
- [3:05](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=185) Hmm, there's something tricky about this, Iggy.
- [3:08](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=188) Where'd them cards go?
- [3:10](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=190) Right here.
- [3:16](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=196) Hey, you can't smack a jackass out of me.
- [3:19](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=199) And now I will hypnotize a charming cherub.
- [3:34](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=214) Abracadabra, sholom alechom.
- [3:42](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=222) Array, arit! Approach me, my sweet.
- [3:47](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=227) Boy, he's gone far enough with that hypno stuff.
- [4:07](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=247) Hey, Olive, watch your step.
- [4:17](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=257) Abracadabra!
- [4:27](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=267) Help! Somebody!
- [4:29](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=269) Get me a parachute! Something! Anything!
- [4:40](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=280) Help! Popeye!
- [4:47](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=287) Help, Popeye!
- [4:49](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=289) This high attitude is killing me!
- [4:59](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=299) Help, Popeye!
- [5:01](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=301) This high attitude is killing me!
- [5:17](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=317) Abry-kadabry!
- [5:35](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=335) And that, your runner, is the truth.
- [5:38](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=338) The whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
- [5:42](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=342) Popeye, I find you not guilty.
- [5:45](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=345) Case dismissed.
- [5:46](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=346) That ain't justice.
- [5:48](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/title/title_000027?play=1&t=348) Oh, my God.