# TOFOP: Ethically Horny for Sentient Beans

An episode of [Everyone Relax](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/951354264), 11 Aug 2026, 52 min.

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Charlie turns up in a filthy white t-shirt and accidentally pitches a series of horrifying slogans, which leads to a fresh stack of questionable hypotheticals. Wil and Charlie debate whether it’s better to have one glorious, scandal-filled summer for the Australian cricket team or seven years of absolute AFL mediocrity. Plus, Wil works out how to ethically eat a banana with consent, considers gaslighting a mother during an earthquake for her "mum strength", and weighs up going to prison as a comedy martyr if the government bans offensive jokes. LINKS • Send us your letters or hypotheticals emailtofop@gmail.com • Get more Everyone Relax on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/everyonerelax CREDITS Hosts: Wil Anderson & Charlie Clausen Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper Video & Social Producer: Michael Campbell For more great podcasts head to https://www.listnr.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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