# PB 524: I Know Why The Cricket Pulses

An episode of [Psychobabble with Tyler Oakley & Korey Kuhl](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/914634944), 19 Aug 2025, 37 min.

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## Transcript

[0:02] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley, and you are listening to PsychoBabble.
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[0:15] \[SPEAKER_02\]: This week, we discuss how MGK is the new Mariah, the Swedish Hicconas behind Cut and I Joe, carry underwood struggling on her farm, J.Lo versus the cricket.
[0:27] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Lana Del Ray vs. Ethylcane and which celebrity publicists are trying to outsmart SEO.
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[0:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hey, hi.
[0:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hey, love you.
[0:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm gonna let me with you.
[0:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hey, love you.
[0:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Call me for a year.
[0:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Come on, we're so close.
[0:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[0:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
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[0:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[0:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'm so close.
[0:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[0:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[1:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[1:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[1:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[1:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[1:04] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm so close.
[1:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I have bad news.
[1:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, no, I can't handle that today.
[1:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You know, wait, what's that?
[1:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What's the palms of sweaty mom spaghetti?
[1:18] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Uh, yes, lose yourself.
[1:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Have you seen?
[1:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Can you see?
[1:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What happened?
[1:24] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, no, did you fall and some type of weird way?
[1:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm showing Tyler my palms.
[1:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They're all cut up and bloody.
[1:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: They're covered in bandages, thankfully.
[1:35] \[SPEAKER_02\]: But like, what do you want?
[1:36] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You should we should we do a, should we do a reveal?
[1:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: palm reveal palm reveal you can pick which of the band aids you want me to reveal is none of that I guess the biggest band a pick the big one the big one
[1:53] \[SPEAKER_02\]: What happened here?
[1:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, oh my God.
[1:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So you fell forward and you stopped yourself with your palms.
[2:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So there I was running down a hill.
[2:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Con, a concrete hill.
[2:07] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And I tripped and I tripped.
[2:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Look, look.
[2:11] \[SPEAKER_02\]: He's showing me his arm.
[2:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: His mama.
[2:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: His she's got a head shoulder's knees and toes.
[2:18] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh my goodness.
[2:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Are you okay?
[2:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, I was a bloody mess.
[2:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Where you sober?
[2:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes.
[2:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Where you were in the morning?
[2:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I was just running for you on a run.
[2:31] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You were on a run.
[2:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I was out on a run.
[2:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Thank goodness I was close to home when it happened.
[2:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And not two and a half miles from home.
[2:41] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay, so you get home.
[2:43] \[SPEAKER_02\]: There's gravel in your skin.
[2:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, tell me not tell me why I'm like this.
[2:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I have had my dad's big on like make sure you have jumper cables in the car make sure you have a blanket make sure you have a first aid kit.
[2:59] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I have had a very nice first aid kit.
[3:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I think since when I lived in LA because I fell on a run once when I lived in LA and it was bad and I had nothing in the car to make it better.
[3:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So I've had a first aid kit in my trunk since then anyways.
[3:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So I fall on Monday while I'm running.
[3:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I get home.
[3:18] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm like, oh, yeah, I got that.
[3:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I got that first day kid in my trunk.
[3:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So I go get it.
[3:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm pulling it out.
[3:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's got everything.
[3:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's a wonderful first aid kit.
[3:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: But I'm sitting the first aid kit meal sparring.
[3:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's got everything and it's got it all.
[3:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's got it sorted in pouches.
[3:35] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, cute.
[3:38] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And there is a two first aid kit, actually.
[3:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: you unfold it and it's got it broken down.
[3:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's like sprains, sprains and then it's like scrapes and bruises and then it's like blood and it's like band aids.
[3:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So I'm going through.
[3:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm getting out to alcohol wipes and wiping down my hands and my arm and my elbow and then there's like a big old gauze because this elbow is like bleeding pretty badly.
[4:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So I'm getting out the gauze and then I'm sitting there being all shit now.
[4:04] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Should I save this gauze for more of an emergency?
[4:07] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No.
[4:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No.
[4:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: The time is now.
[4:10] \[SPEAKER_02\]: The time is always now.
[4:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Why am I like that?
[4:13] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I've had this for, they get for ten years never used it once.
[4:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And I'm, and I'm, and I'm being cheap with my gauze.
[4:20] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, if you ever think you need gauze, you mean to use the gauze.
[4:25] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You're supposed to burn your candles.
[4:27] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Hello.
[4:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They only had one big gauze in there and I thought, well, now or never.
[4:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So I wrapped it up and then later I found out.
[4:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, it's not good for kind of scrapes like that because when you peel it back, guess what?
[4:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What?
[4:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It healed out the gauze.
[4:45] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Ouch, you're like peeling off the new skin.
[4:47] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So you know what happened to me when I was rollerblading in seventh grade.
[4:52] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You lost a toenail?
[4:55] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No, close.
[4:56] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Probably.
[4:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No, when I was rollerblading and I was doing the five mile loop and I was going down the downhill and you know, I don't know how to stop my rollerblades and so I skidded all the way down the hill with my shin and my knee and I had this huge cut and I was like, you know what?
[5:14] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Let me just wrap this in toilet paper and put a bandaid over it.
[5:20] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And it healed with like a absorbed the toilet paper into the scar.
[5:27] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And it was like, oh, that's not how you do that.
[5:29] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Like it ate the stuff.
[5:32] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It brought it to get in.
[5:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So now I'm so toilet paper.
[5:36] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I could tell.
[5:39] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[5:39] \[UNKNOWN\]: That.
[5:40] \[UNKNOWN\]: Hey.
[5:41] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, so anyways, and I thought the worst of it was I had cut the tip of my thumb on a mandalin while cooking over the weekend.
[5:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So my hands have just been.
[5:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: My hands are so my own, but they're nice.
[5:59] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They are my own.
[6:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, you know who else is struggling?
[6:03] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Jewel.
[6:05] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Close, carry underwood.
[6:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, she has a farm.
[6:10] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, I heard.
[6:12] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I heard about this.
[6:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, according to reports, she's having struggles with maintaining her farm.
[6:24] \[SPEAKER_02\]: That's the news.
[6:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Listen, you before you had to hear it before she was confirmed maga and I was a stand and I followed her on Instagram.
[6:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She gave quite a few garden updates.
[6:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It was it was giving Oprah garden updates.
[6:41] \[SPEAKER_00\]: But I unfollowed after she's saying at the inauguration.
[6:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And so I haven't, I haven't been up to date.
[6:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: But I did see that her farm was struggling.
[6:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, she, she's having a hard time maintaining her four hundred acre property.
[6:56] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And all she's doing all day long is shoveling, hey, weeding, fertilizing, harvesting.
[7:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And she has a hard time finding and keeping hired hands.
[7:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know,
[7:10] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If I were somebody who was supported Trump or was, I don't know, saying at the inauguration.
[7:17] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Or rather, if I were somebody who needed to work at a farm, would I want to work at a farm of somebody who is like a Trump supporter out loud loud and proud?
[7:27] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I don't know if that would be me.
[7:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I don't know if I would be the one.
[7:31] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It sounds like a trap.
[7:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It does sound like a trap in these times and these in this day and age.
[7:38] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Uh, it's, it's a no for me.
[7:39] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And so I hope she, I hope she has a real struggle picking her zucchini's and squashes.
[7:44] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I hope she can barely keep up with all the hay.
[7:48] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Good luck to you, Ms.
[7:49] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Mamm, and best of luck with all of your endeavors.
[7:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Our endeavors in season right now.
[7:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: endeavors are in season.
[8:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, it's its stone fruit season.
[8:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, well, have you, have you gotten any, do you are familiar with a plooat?
[8:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: A plumb?
[8:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Is that how you say it?
[8:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What is a plooat?
[8:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: A plough, a plough.
[8:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What is a blue hot?
[8:18] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's like a plum.
[8:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's a hybrid plum and apricot.
[8:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Blue hot.
[8:23] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I've been going to try that.
[8:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I've been going to the farmers market.
[8:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They got blue hot.
[8:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's everywhere.
[8:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Everyone's like, oh, chased my blue hot.
[8:31] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Blue hot's in five different colors.
[8:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No, I don't know about a blue hot.
[8:34] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Is it new?
[8:35] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Sounds like a, sounds like a, the sound you make when you, when you say you shot a gun.
[8:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Blah!
[8:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah.
[8:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Brother delicious.
[8:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I've been buying.
[8:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[8:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I think Appra Plum sounds better.
[8:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Appra Plum.
[8:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Plum caught.
[8:59] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Plum caught.
[9:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Plum caught.
[9:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Plum caught.
[9:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What?
[9:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hey.
[9:08] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What?
[9:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Did you see Jay Lowe's neck?
[9:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: girl I couldn't help but see.
[9:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So they're so there a bug was talk about a bug's life squeak will that would be the moment.
[9:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, what kind of bug was it?
[9:27] \[SPEAKER_02\]: They said it was a cricket a cricket but you know it was Jiminy cricket it was giving it was giving a cricket cricket.
[9:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: a cricket trying to try to silence no no it sounds like a cricket listen it's a bug's life to there's a cricket a cricket is goal is to become the first pop cricket pop singer cricket
[9:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Or her?
[9:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know.
[9:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know if it's a him or her.
[9:58] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You think the cricket was going for the microphone?
[10:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[10:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes.
[10:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Wanted to speak to the people?
[10:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Either that or the cricket was trying to check to see if she was doing live vocals.
[10:12] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, well, the cricket seemed very steady on the throat.
[10:18] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If live vocals were happening, we would see a kind of the cricket kind of giving like a movement, you know, a reverberation.
[10:26] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If the vibrato was vibratoing, the cricket would be pulsing.
[10:32] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Did you see the cricket pulse?
[10:35] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, as I'm your cricket's pulse.
[10:37] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's pulsing right now.
[10:38] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Dang.
[10:41] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, I didn't see the cricket pulse.
[10:43] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I know why the cricket pulses.
[10:46] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I think we all do.
[10:47] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, J-Lo felt the cricket climb up her throat.
[10:53] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And honestly, she kind of handled it like a pro.
[11:00] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I mean, I got to get to J-Lo when I got to give it to J-Lo.
[11:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And in this time, in this moment, in this instance, I got to give it to J-Lo.
[11:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I, I mean, considering we talked, well, like two weeks ago about someone getting spooked by a bug at the Beyonce concert in causing a stampede, J. Low Handled that exactly how you should a cricket on the neck.
[11:22] \[SPEAKER_02\]: She incorporated pulling the cricket off of her neck and throwing it as part of her choreography.
[11:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It looked like it was just part of of the natural movement of her arm into a point to the east and
[11:38] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And cricket began.
[11:39] \[SPEAKER_02\]: She said she said she cricket, but nobody was the wiser.
[11:46] \[SPEAKER_02\]: The zoom everyone.
[11:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: The entire audience was gasped because they would see their cricket engine.
[11:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's way up her neck.
[11:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I was grateful she didn't gasp the inflow of air.
[11:58] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I might have brought the cricket in.
[12:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Cricket.
[12:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Cricket inside of J.Lo?
[12:03] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No, no, no, no.
[12:05] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Hey, did you say she threw it off her neck?
[12:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It was as if she, yeah, she, she kind of like, you know, when somebody with a power of ice or something kind of forces their hand in a direction and an ice, ice, it could fly in that direction.
[12:22] \[SPEAKER_02\]: She was like that, but with crickets.
[12:24] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So she's kind of kind of, if she were an X-Men, she's kind of like the cricket girl.
[12:30] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She's Cricket Girl.
[12:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, Cricket Girl.
[12:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Damn.
[12:37] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Cricket Girl from the block.
[12:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh.
[12:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, my God.
[12:44] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, Cricket Girl from the block.
[12:47] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You gotta watch out for Cricket Girl from the block.
[12:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yeah.
[12:51] \[SPEAKER_02\]: She's serious.
[12:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, I was gonna talk about people throwing stuff.
[12:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay, we're on topic.
[12:59] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you know, have you heard about what the people are throwing on the court at WNBA games?
[13:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Are you also familiar with what WNBA is?
[13:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Women's sport.
[13:12] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Basketball.
[13:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay, so I did see that people are getting arrested for trying to smuggle in Dildos into what?
[13:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, I mean, I saw they were just throwing on the court, but you can get arrested for smuggling in it.
[13:27] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, well, people were like getting caught trying to bring them in to throw them on the court.
[13:32] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So like people are getting preemptively.
[13:34] \[SPEAKER_02\]: They're finding the deal does before they're getting thrown now because people are trying to smuggle them in to throw them on the court.
[13:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: What's going on with this?
[13:42] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I haven't really gathered information about it for my brain.
[13:47] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I just have witnessed sexism.
[13:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes, well, that's what I assumed.
[13:53] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Or possibly, um, homophobia.
[13:56] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's, it's giving sexual harassment at, at the very least.
[14:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I said at the Lady Gaga concert, I couldn't even keep the top of my Pepsi.
[14:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They're going to let somebody bring a dildo into a basketball game.
[14:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Listen, I don't know.
[14:11] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Maybe.
[14:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And let's talk about how this impacts the the average horny person who's trying to fuck themselves at a basketball game.
[14:21] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Now they can't bring their Dildos.
[14:24] \[SPEAKER_02\]: The average or any person.
[14:26] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yeah, you or me.
[14:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They're looking for that might be there.
[14:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You have time there just go into town where in a stall.
[14:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Us wearing a stall.
[14:36] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I said, where?
[14:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Question mark.
[14:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Where is stall?
[14:39] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay, okay, okay.
[14:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: We're gonna show.
[14:41] \[SPEAKER_02\]: We're gonna show.
[14:43] \[SPEAKER_02\]: We're gonna show.
[14:44] \[SPEAKER_02\]: We're in a stall.
[14:46] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Probably.
[14:49] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, one could do it in a stall, but I was thinking some type of device that's kind of like inverted harness kind of.
[15:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Why do we as a people need to eat?
[15:04] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Eat?
[15:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, yeah, it is.
[15:07] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, they stop us from skiing.
[15:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: People got to make everything about themselves.
[15:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I threw a dildo on the court at the basketball game.
[15:17] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It is embarrassing.
[15:18] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay, cool.
[15:19] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You did it.
[15:21] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Cool.
[15:22] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's, um, it's, it gives, oh, I have no, I have no point of view of personality.
[15:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I let me just kind of cause a scene in the laugh.
[15:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I have nothing to say except look at me for the for the mayhem I can cause.
[15:39] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Look at the dildo I brought.
[15:42] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, now what are the dildos like are there pictures?
[15:45] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Are there any like big tentacles or you know, how some people are into some weird.
[15:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: We are different different dildos.
[15:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know.
[15:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I haven't seen that.
[15:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I was too distracted because the San Francisco women's basketball team revealed their mascot this week.
[16:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And it is a sassy little raven.
[16:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: A sassy little raven with glasses.
[16:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She's got glasses.
[16:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[16:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah.
[16:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She's a bird with glasses.
[16:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Don't birds have really good eyesight.
[16:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Aren't they known for that?
[16:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What happened to her?
[16:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Why not LASIC?
[16:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'll actually know.
[16:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You know I'm against LASIC now.
[16:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Why?
[16:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I heard, I heard it doesn't work out for everybody.
[16:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, you're looking at, you're looking at perfect vision.
[16:36] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hey.
[16:39] \[UNKNOWN\]: Hey.
[16:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hey.
[16:43] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Do you know who MGK is?
[16:46] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Machine gun Kelly and he doesn't call himself machine gun Kelly anymore.
[16:51] \[SPEAKER_02\]: He just goes to M G K. Is it because he's over the gun propaganda?
[16:56] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I certainly hope so machine gun.
[16:59] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Let's give you.
[17:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you think no?
[17:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you think machine gun Kelly green would be a good before an after for a week?
[17:06] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[17:07] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[17:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I do machine gun Kelly green.
[17:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That's like what do you like when people just call it wheel?
[17:15] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No, nobody's ever called it wheel.
[17:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They call it wheel these days.
[17:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, no.
[17:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They just call it wheel these days.
[17:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, it's kids are calling it wheel.
[17:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Let me tell you one thing.
[17:30] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Kids these days nowadays don't even know what wheel is.
[17:34] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So if I were to say, did you watch wheel to a child?
[17:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They would not know.
[17:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They would not know.
[17:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I did see a tiktok of a of a millennial asking a gen Z if toward when your own still play power hour.
[17:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That was that was a hoot.
[17:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do they?
[17:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, she was like, what's a power hour?
[17:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She said, can you show me now?
[18:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[18:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay.
[18:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Back to wheel.
[18:03] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Let's get back to machine gun and Kelly Green.
[18:07] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Uh, okay.
[18:07] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Sure.
[18:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'll go there.
[18:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I saw that he got his daughter a car.
[18:12] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No.
[18:12] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, wow.
[18:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: That's not why I'm bringing him up.
[18:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You think I'm bringing him up to promote capitalism?
[18:17] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, I thought, how was he old enough to have a daughter who was sixteen?
[18:22] \[SPEAKER_02\]: But I guess kids these days nowadays are popping them out.
[18:25] \[SPEAKER_02\]: People.
[18:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah.
[18:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What are you talking about?
[18:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, I didn't know how old he was.
[18:32] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And then I saw he was on watch what happens live in.
[18:37] \[SPEAKER_02\]: He who shall not be named asked him.
[18:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: How old are you?
[18:41] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And he goes, I don't know.
[18:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, it's we can Google it.
[18:45] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, he, I wouldn't.
[18:47] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If he doesn't know, then Google doesn't know.
[18:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: He's thirty five.
[18:52] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, Google knew born in the nineties.
[18:55] \[SPEAKER_02\]: He's younger than me, and he's acting like he doesn't know his age as if it's something to be ashamed of.
[19:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: But this year, right, this little pops right up and says he told Mr. Andy Cohen his age might not exist.
[19:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's very Mariah Carey of him.
[19:11] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know, Mariah's age is disputed on her Wikipedia.
[19:18] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And so is MG case.
[19:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, what I was going to say was, MGK, what's he promoting something?
[19:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Why is he all over the news?
[19:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: MGK thinks he's part alien because his mother was previously abducted.
[19:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[19:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That's all I want to share.
[19:38] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know, I've been observing MGK this era and he's really incorporating a lot of choreography into his music really.
[19:48] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[19:49] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And I think, you know what, you're committed to this.
[19:52] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You're really doing that thing.
[19:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: He's and go watch a music video from this era.
[19:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: He's really he's doing his little
[20:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Let's do, let's do that.
[20:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: When's the last time you watched a music video?
[20:06] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'd be watching them.
[20:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I like, I like to.
[20:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I like to.
[20:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I have it on my YouTube, on my TV.
[20:12] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If I have YouTube open, it suggests to me a whole bunch of music videos that are new and I always watch them.
[20:18] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Did you watch the subway by chapel?
[20:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I did and I liked the song.
[20:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I really liked the song.
[20:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you, it is the video have heard a big hair?
[20:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, I felt like I saw pictures of a lot of hair, but I haven't watched it yet.
[20:34] \[SPEAKER_02\]: That's I think the the single artwork, but she does have hair in it.
[20:39] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[20:40] \[UNKNOWN\]: Okay.
[20:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes, and she's I want no bald bitches off the subway.
[20:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh What?
[20:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No bald bitches off the subway?
[20:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What?
[20:56] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You heard it here first.
[20:58] \[SPEAKER_02\]: What?
[21:00] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Speaking of bald bitches on the subway.
[21:03] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[21:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Demi Lovato says she's done with rock for this era.
[21:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: She's back to pop.
[21:10] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So, baby, where are we about to be cool for the summer?
[21:13] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I am obsessed with fast.
[21:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I agree.
[21:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I want to go fast.
[21:18] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Fast.
[21:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Is that the new song?
[21:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, maybe.
[21:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know.
[21:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I texted you.
[21:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I said, well, I love this new Demi.
[21:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, it's fast.
[21:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I want to go fast.
[21:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I want to go hard.
[21:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I want to go anywhere.
[21:32] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Anywhere you are.
[21:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So, okay.
[21:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, you know, okay.
[21:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I made to fast.
[21:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm into fast by Demi.
[21:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I wish every, uh, radio Ziva would say no to every other genre.
[21:49] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Let's all do pop this year.
[21:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Supposedly her.
[21:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's supposed to be a pop.
[21:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's supposed to be a dance pop album.
[21:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[21:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, rents do.
[21:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I am.
[21:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I am seated and seated.
[22:00] \[SPEAKER_02\]: All right.
[22:02] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'll be there.
[22:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: All right.
[22:05] \[SPEAKER_02\]: She never said which summer she was going to be cool for.
[22:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I think it's twenty twenty five.
[22:10] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Or is summer still happening?
[22:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Summer's over August.
[22:15] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Wait August is summer technically.
[22:20] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yeah, but but between you and me, it's fall.
[22:23] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Leo's Leo season baby.
[22:25] \[SPEAKER_02\]: But between us girls.
[22:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's over.
[22:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Summer's over.
[22:31] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'm sorry.
[22:32] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay.
[22:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: We're in the hot girl fall.
[22:36] \[SPEAKER_00\]: For every season.
[22:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's hot.
[22:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's free.
[22:39] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's fart girl fall.
[22:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You know that not you and your fart jokes again.
[22:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Everybody get to skate.
[22:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you think this is podcast is explicit because you.
[22:52] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I don't know what you're talking about because I don't talk about farts.
[22:55] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Let's start there.
[22:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Let's hear what you're always what you do fart.
[22:59] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So you know who Haley Williams is.
[23:03] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Uh, pair more.
[23:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[23:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Mrs. Paramore to you.
[23:06] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay.
[23:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay.
[23:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So she's she's independent now and she put out a new album, but it's like she forgot how to make it in album.
[23:15] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So I think she put out like fifteen singles on Spotify.
[23:19] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's like it looks like each song is an individual album.
[23:22] \[SPEAKER_02\]: That's all.
[23:24] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I just, I just thought, you know, I honestly, honestly, I saw that because they were trying to push, make a playlist, ma'am.
[23:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They've been trying to push some of her new tracks on my release radar because they know I enjoy misparamore from time to time.
[23:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And I thought, what's new?
[23:45] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Why are there fifteen yellow tracks?
[23:48] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I don't know, and I don't know, but I like all of them.
[23:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I added all of them to some of my playlists.
[23:52] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know, I'm a fan.
[23:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Damn.
[23:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know, I like to rock out.
[23:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Damn.
[23:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yeah.
[24:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What's on your list?
[24:02] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I've exhausted, Biden.
[24:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, I do have the history of Cotton I Joe.
[24:06] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Do you want to hear about it?
[24:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yeah.
[24:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay.
[24:10] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So Cotton I Joe is in the lead.
[24:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know what he was up about now.
[24:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And I think it has very racist roots.
[24:16] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So we're just going to talk about the current Cotton I Joe, uh, the the ED one from open to one from open house party.
[24:25] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes, by a Swedish music group.
[24:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I wasn't familiar with the group that made the song, and so here I fell down the Wikipedia for the group called Rednex, RED and EX.
[24:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Zana, was he, was Amazon?
[24:42] \[SPEAKER_02\]: They are a group of Swedish euro dance artists that kind of like earthwond and fire have members that flow in and out of the group.
[24:56] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And so it's a group that's existed since nineteen ninety four.
[25:00] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, it's very, um, Manudo.
[25:03] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Sure.
[25:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes, Manudo, earthwond and fire rednecks, you know, the classics.
[25:10] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And I have a timeline of thirty different members that have come and gone from the group and who's in the group now.
[25:19] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And I'm looking at the list.
[25:21] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I don't know if Cotton I Joe is racist.
[25:24] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'm gonna have to assume it is.
[25:25] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So if you're out there and you know, please don't, this is not an endorsement.
[25:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's just a, we are, we are observing with the lens of curiosity.
[25:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: They are a group that, um, they have Hicks on us.
[25:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Is this like juggalo?
[25:42] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[25:43] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[25:43] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[25:44] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[25:45] \[SPEAKER_02\]: They are Sweden's sister group to who is that?
[25:52] \[SPEAKER_02\]: The juggalo's who are they?
[25:53] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Is the juggalo's?
[25:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[25:58] \[SPEAKER_02\]: In St.
[25:58] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Clown Pass.
[25:59] \[SPEAKER_02\]: ICP.
[26:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If they're having a stroke, yeah, I'm halfway there.
[26:05] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If the insane clown posse is America's juggalose, then the red necks are Sweden's Hicksonas, okay?
[26:16] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Are you following?
[26:17] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Some of the members who I think I'm there.
[26:20] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Some of the members include Bobby Sue, who was in the group in nineteen ninety four until two thousand, but then she left and now she's back in two thousand five, just so you know.
[26:31] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, it's been twenty years.
[26:32] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Billy Ray, BB stiff, wippy, dagger, ace, rat claw, bone duster, crock, snake, roofest Jones, Misty May, Abbey Hick,
[26:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I can't be certain that you're not just naming duggers at this point.
[26:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I know.
[26:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Purvis the paler data.
[26:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay.
[26:58] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Mo Lester the Limp.
[27:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't think I like Mo Lester.
[27:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I don't like Mo Lester the Limp, but there's a space between Mo and Lester.
[27:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Meaning there must be some, this must be some, maybe a family name, I don't know.
[27:15] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Jiggy McClacker Hannah Han, Jiggy McClacker Hannah Han, Jiggy McClacker Hannah Han, okay?
[27:27] \[SPEAKER_02\]: In the newest member is Pickles.
[27:29] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So dang.
[27:30] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So if you ask me what I've been up to, I've been reading, I've been learning, I've been listening and learning and growing and absorbing.
[27:38] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know, I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to put myself out there to listen and learn and learn and love, love and grow.
[27:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Is this you introducing us the Tyler Tumbleweed?
[27:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Tyler Tumbleweed?
[27:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Is I your Higgsona?
[27:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, Corey.
[27:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[27:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hey, the, no, tumbleweed.
[27:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: The glitter sling and prairie showwoman.
[28:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Could I be Corey cactus?
[28:07] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You can just be, why don't you just be wippy?
[28:11] \[SPEAKER_02\]: There's somebody in the group called wippy.
[28:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You could be wippy too.
[28:16] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Whippy?
[28:17] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Like, I assume it's like whippets.
[28:21] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know how hick, hick someone has might be doing whippets up their nose.
[28:26] \[SPEAKER_02\]: How do you do whippets?
[28:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Don't call me that.
[28:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You don't call me that.
[28:31] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You don't call me that.
[28:31] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You won't.
[28:32] \[SPEAKER_02\]: But don't.
[28:32] \[SPEAKER_02\]: What about bone-duster crock?
[28:34] \[SPEAKER_02\]: He seems to be very popular in the group.
[28:37] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Bone-duster?
[28:39] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Bone-duster crock.
[28:41] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Dang.
[28:43] \[SPEAKER_02\]: BB-stiff?
[28:45] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So somebody just called Mup.
[28:48] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Mup?
[28:49] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yep.
[28:49] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay, so that's all I'm using.
[28:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I like Mup.
[28:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm not mad at Mup.
[28:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What's up?
[28:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What's up?
[28:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm not mad at Mup.
[28:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm not mad at Mup.
[28:59] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I do have a speaking of Hicks Sonas.
[29:03] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Lana Del Rey and Ethel Kane are fighting.
[29:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Hey, why?
[29:10] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, apparently Lana Del Rey posted that ethyl cane.
[29:17] \[SPEAKER_02\]: We used to post pictures, maybe body shaming her.
[29:21] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Do you care about either of these people?
[29:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I haven't cared about Lana Del Rey ever.
[29:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Except for blue jeans are AC remakes.
[29:30] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know she was my most played artist in twenty thirteen.
[29:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I just know one time we were going camping, and I was in the back seat of a car that you were in the front seat of, and the people said, oh, let's put on Lana Del Rey album.
[29:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And I could get my headphones out fast enough.
[29:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, the Hicks owners are fighting.
[29:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Why pit two beautiful Hicks against each other?
[29:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Let's let's find peace.
[29:59] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That's giving shovel kisha.
[30:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: If you want to pit too beautiful ex against each other.
[30:05] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, I got a hard ass head.
[30:09] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yeah, I see.
[30:11] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I kind of sound like London's all racing.
[30:14] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, God.
[30:16] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Is this the more Lana version?
[30:19] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Moralana.
[30:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: More llama.
[30:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: More llama?
[30:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: The name's more llama.
[30:26] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Hey, did you have to mute any new words this week?
[30:30] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh my god.
[30:31] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And you know what?
[30:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I opened my list of muted words.
[30:35] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's plagued.
[30:36] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's plagued.
[30:37] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You're saying we're on TS eleven or TS twelve.
[30:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: My muted list can tell.
[30:42] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Let's just say between all the real housewives hashtags and all the albums that have ever been put out
[30:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I am guarding myself from the demons.
[30:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I am that showbiz, baby.
[30:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'm shielding myself from all of it and yet somehow it still seeps through.
[31:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Why do I know?
[31:06] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Why do I have to know?
[31:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If you're standing, tag it.
[31:13] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Nobody wants to see you stand your hick sonas.
[31:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Will you be seated and seated?
[31:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Come October third.
[31:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm I'm stud and standing.
[31:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm business.
[31:31] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They said it was the last heart a color of the heart emoji for album for her.
[31:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She's now exhausted all the heart colors.
[31:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you?
[31:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I might have to kill myself.
[31:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Wait, I can I tell you one thing I did learn.
[31:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What?
[31:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Apparently, the album title is created so that when you search it, it will push down the search results for a Kanye West album of a similar name and color schema.
[32:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You know what?
[32:04] \[SPEAKER_02\]: That is so interesting that you bring that up because on my list, I have celebrities versus SEO.
[32:11] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And this is something that I think all the celebrities are getting a little bit in on.
[32:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay, this is a feud, a feud of the year.
[32:19] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes, yes.
[32:21] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Celebrities versus SEO because, okay, for example, you have Jamie Lee Curtis, she just put out a statement about how plastic surgery is a genocide against women or something.
[32:35] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I think she's just trying to bury her complicit nature for the current genocide.
[32:41] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And because she has a lot of stuff, if you went to go look, Jamie Lee Curtis is real.
[32:47] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's not looking good, but I think now she wants to have a little different option when you search Jamie Lee Curtis genocide.
[32:54] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Then you have Doja Cat with that, uh, remember when she wore the t-shirt that had the picture of the Nazi guy on it.
[33:01] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And then she was like, oh, I didn't know he was a Nazi.
[33:03] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, then she had all that drama with that kid who gave her a t-shirt.
[33:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: And then I was outside Lance's weekend and guess who she was with backstage that muste t-shirt guy.
[33:15] \[SPEAKER_02\]: So now when you search Doja Cat t-shirt, you don't see Doja Cat in all of her drama with the Nazi t-shirt.
[33:21] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You see Doja Cat with the muste t-shirt kid.
[33:25] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Then Taylor Swift.
[33:26] \[SPEAKER_02\]: If you don't see, if you want to search Taylor Swift jet emissions, you don't get all the emission details you get Taylor Swift jet scheme.
[33:35] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You see her at the jet scheme.
[33:37] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, SEO manipulation.
[33:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Walt Disney.
[33:43] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Walt Disney Frozen.
[33:45] \[SPEAKER_02\]: You used to get the frozen head of Mr. Disney himself.
[33:49] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Now you get the movie Frozen.
[33:52] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Convenient, I'm sure.
[33:55] \[SPEAKER_02\]: This is giving
[33:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: gay frogs.
[34:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: The fric chemicals in the water to drink and frog is gay.
[34:03] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, you know, the publicists are working overtime.
[34:07] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Let's just say that.
[34:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Listen, I applaud her if this really is pushing down the Kanye album because apparently it's the one with the song that he said he could still sleep with or if he wanted it and then he put her in the put a
[34:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Man, I can't have her naked body in the video with Trump.
[34:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So if this album is pushing that album down, I'm here for it.
[34:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Sure.
[34:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I agree.
[34:31] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, that's so biz, baby.
[34:34] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I guess.
[34:35] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay, Corey, working people find you.
[34:39] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hopefully healing my wounds.
[34:41] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Looking my wounds.
[34:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Neosporining my cuts.
[34:45] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[34:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[34:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Bleeding a little bit.
[34:50] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Have you seen the commercial about the the mites in the eyelashes?
[34:55] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Eyelash mites?
[34:56] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes.
[34:57] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's more of medication that you can put in your eyelashes to get rid of the mites.
[35:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And the mites are what are eating the microplastics out of my bloodstream, so I might keep them.
[35:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, once they apply the eyelash stuff, they zoom in on the eyelashes, and there's these people in mic costumes partying, but then the medication comes on, and then the main character might she goes, parties over folks.
[35:26] \[SPEAKER_02\]: It's giving mucinex.
[35:28] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes, sir.
[35:29] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yes, to me their sisters anyway.
[35:33] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Well, let's ease Royale.
[35:38] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Yeah, that's where I'm at.
[35:40] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'm I'm you're getting rid of your eyelash mites.
[35:44] \[SPEAKER_02\]: No, I'm I'm the might.
[35:47] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'm the, I'm the, whose part is over.
[35:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I lied.
[35:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I have one more thing.
[35:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Did you see weapons yet?
[35:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, I was outside lands.
[35:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I was busy.
[35:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: But you got to go see weapons.
[35:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: There is a, there is a character that I would like you to do.
[36:04] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I would like you to do on stream and face time me, Alley, and surfer ones.
[36:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Alley.
[36:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[36:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Deva and Red Hair, I know.
[36:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I think you should go watch weapons.
[36:16] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay, I'll report back next week.
[36:17] \[SPEAKER_02\]: I'll use my AMC Stubbs hubs.
[36:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: All right, TTYL, TTFN, L-A-T-R.
[36:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: This L-A-R is fine.
[36:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[36:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Bye.
[36:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[36:31] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Bye.

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