# PB 526: Psychobabble Turns Elevengendary

An episode of [Psychobabble with Tyler Oakley & Korey Kuhl](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/914634944), 2 Sep 2025, 39 min.

Audio: https://audio4.redcircle.com/episodes/071c38b1-5090-4f8a-a100-6439954a1690/stream.mp3

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## Transcript

[0:02] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to PsychoBabble.
[0:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: An unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we have never told in videos.
[0:13] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's not just crazy talk, it's PsychoBabble.
[0:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: This week we discuss the truth about the Sabrina Carpenter listening party coffer.
[0:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: If limp biscuit ever did it all for the thrucky, my experience skinning a thrifted cursed firby and surprise, the plague is back.
[0:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Subscribe anywhere you listen to podcasts and join our exclusive psycho babble community at patreon.com slash psycho babble.
[0:41] \[SPEAKER_01\]: If you're not on our discord, you're only getting half the babble.
[0:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, the scary verse is back.
[0:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, no, it's not.
[0:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You're right.
[0:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You know what today does everybody know what time it is?
[0:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Um, it's, it's, it's, it's boogie time.
[1:03] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you know what, do you know what we're celebrating?
[1:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What are we celebrating?
[1:07] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What?
[1:08] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Celebrate good times.
[1:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Come on.
[1:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What are we celebrating?
[1:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Are you feeling a year older?
[1:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[1:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Are you feeling a lavender dairy?
[1:27] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What do you mean?
[1:27] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Is this the eleventh anniversary?
[1:29] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What month is it?
[1:31] \[SPEAKER_00\]: This is the eleven year anniversary of psychopath.
[1:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, it's not.
[1:36] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Did you do?
[1:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You lie.
[1:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: You lie.
[1:39] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, bitch.
[1:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, bitch.
[1:41] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It feels like a summer podcast that we not started in a summer.
[1:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Psychopathic debuted August thirty first twenty fourteen well there you actually by the time this episode drops it's gonna have been like three days past oh my gosh well ask you again
[1:59] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Are you feeling a leverage in dairy?
[2:02] \[SPEAKER_01\]: You know what?
[2:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I am feeling a leverage in dairy.
[2:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yes.
[2:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Speaking of eleven.
[2:08] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Millie Bobby.
[2:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm not done.
[2:13] \[SPEAKER_01\]: All right.
[2:13] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Go ahead.
[2:14] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Millie Bobby Brown age twenty one.
[2:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So you're telling me she was ten when the podcast started.
[2:19] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Now she's twenty one.
[2:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[2:22] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The math is melting.
[2:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do they ever hash tag eleven years of
[2:28] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Eleven years of eleven eleven eleven eleven damn it really is eleven eleven well milly bobby brown age twenty one had her first child really with john banjie ovie son with jaked banjie ovie well they welcomed up last a baby girl through adoption
[2:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay, this is what she didn't have a baby.
[2:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Wow.
[2:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hashtag cancel.
[2:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She has to cancel.
[3:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She adopted a baby.
[3:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She grabbed a baby.
[3:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm not questioning who's the mother because yes, adoption, you're the mother.
[3:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You said had a baby.
[3:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, she had a baby eats a boy.
[3:13] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She got the baby.
[3:15] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's a girl.
[3:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She, she grabbed the baby.
[3:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yes, I know.
[3:18] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She had a baby.
[3:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's a boy.
[3:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She had a baby eats a boy.
[3:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah.
[3:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Did you ever do that?
[3:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[3:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Did you do that at school?
[3:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, my God.
[3:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: At our school, we would always have to collect call home and then it'd be like, record your name and we'll be back.
[3:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Come pick us up.
[3:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What do you mean, make a collect call, local, a local collect call?
[3:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Because we didn't have fifty cents.
[3:42] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Kids these days don't even know what a collect call is.
[3:45] \[SPEAKER_00\]: There was a pay phone in my, in the front area of my high school.
[3:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: There was a pay phone and you would dial collect and beg your mom to come pick you up.
[3:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[3:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, I'm seeing a lot of discourse about phones and schools as of yesterday.
[3:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I saw that I blocked their phones up.
[4:00] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I agree.
[4:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, I'm in those little cases.
[4:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I do think, okay, if kids have laptops, then it's just kind of like, well, rich kids will have their laptops, poor kids will not have a laptop, and they'll still be able to communicate and do all the things you don't want them to do on their phone.
[4:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: With that said, I do think no one's who's bringing a laptop to high school?
[4:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know.
[4:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Maybe I don't know what kids do these days.
[4:23] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Cause these days nowadays.
[4:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know.
[4:27] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, I don't think it should have phones in schools, but call me old fashioned, call me, you know, call me what you want to call me.
[4:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: But
[4:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Lock her up.
[4:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Lock her up yourself.
[4:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Me about the cell phones.
[4:41] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Every single one of my friends who's a teacher says that kids on phones are a problem in schools.
[4:46] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah.
[4:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Text and not listening.
[4:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And then I think parents will argue, oh, well, what if there's a school shooting or whatever?
[4:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Damn.
[4:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Imagine instead of fixing anything about the school shooting, we just flood the phone or flood the schools with kids with phones so that I don't know.
[5:04] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It seems like
[5:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: There's gonna be a lot of parents texting kids.
[5:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't care that there's a lockdown.
[5:11] \[SPEAKER_01\]: You need to get out or blah, blah, like communicating back and forth when it's like, okay, the school's supposed to, if a school's having a shooting, they need to have a lockdown or something.
[5:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: If a school's having a shooting, I don't know if kids need to be reporting live from TikTok live and disseminating false information and maybe even like, you know, I don't know what.
[5:31] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's just, it's a slippery slope and I don't,
[5:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't think the solution to school shootings is having every child have a phone.
[5:39] \[SPEAKER_01\]: You're telling me the see-through backpacks haven't worked at all.
[5:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What did the see-through backpacks?
[5:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You mean the bulletproof backpacks?
[5:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: This is the see-through clear plastic backpacks haven't worked at all.
[5:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: We're telling me the thoughts and prayers haven't worked at all.
[5:57] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Nope.
[5:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And that's the C honey bee.
[6:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Can you believe it?
[6:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Dang.
[6:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Dang, speaking of kids these days nowadays.
[6:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Sure.
[6:08] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Remember when we did what I quizzed you on Gen Zlingo?
[6:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[6:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Live on air.
[6:18] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay, what about it?
[6:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, some of the Lingo has now been added to Webster's Dictionary.
[6:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, no, Cambridge Dictionary.
[6:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Who's the Cambridge Dictionary arrival of Webster?
[6:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yes, Webster.
[6:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah, well, I'm not going to say it, but follow the money honey, who owns, go to the top, see who owns and then see.
[6:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Big words.
[6:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Big word.
[6:47] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Big, techno tronics.
[6:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Big word.
[6:51] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And then what words are they adding?
[6:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And who does it help?
[6:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So Cambridge, Cambridge Dictionary has added six thousand new words to their dictionary this year.
[7:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: For some reason, the article only tells me three of the six thousand that were included, though I guess I could dig a little deeper.
[7:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[7:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Among the six thousand include, I said it wrong last time I'm gonna say it wrong again.
[7:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Skipity?
[7:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh yes.
[7:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Skipity, but I'm not quite sure what Skipity means to be honest.
[7:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Skip a cut and he's gonna have to wait a little to skip it from time to time.
[7:23] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh my god, my toilet is running.
[7:25] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Cory, if it ain't one thing in the house to chill out, don't.
[7:29] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It sounds like, it sounds like the tank, it sounds like it's constantly filling.
[7:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Take the top off the back and jiggle the hand.
[7:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I did, and I did, and I did, and I did, and it's still going.
[7:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Dang.
[7:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay, so skinny men.
[7:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Some people don't even have, some people don't even have toilets.
[7:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[7:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, okay.
[7:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, all right.
[7:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: All right.
[7:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Skibby made the cut delu-lu.
[7:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Sure, I guess.
[7:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Why not?
[7:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Trad wife.
[7:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Do they say it?
[7:59] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Trad wife?
[8:00] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I was just wondering this.
[8:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know if it's Trad or trade.
[8:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Trad.
[8:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The trade.
[8:04] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Trad.
[8:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I think I, if it's Tradwife either way, I think we could have just come up with a better term.
[8:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, you know what?
[8:13] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I think it stands for traditional.
[8:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It does.
[8:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, well, who's out here?
[8:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Who's out here saying Tradwife?
[8:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She's a Tradwife.
[8:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Republicans next.
[8:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I would think maybe like a, there's gotta be a better term.
[8:32] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm just spitballing here.
[8:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[8:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So those are those are the things added.
[8:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm fine with it.
[8:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Those are those are three of physics.
[8:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That was it.
[8:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Which is your preferred dictionary, Cambridge Webster?
[8:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you have one?
[8:48] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I just Google a word and then they say, did you mean?
[8:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And then I say, yeah, I just said, I did mean that.
[8:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I just say, grock, is this a word?
[8:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, no, no, no, no.
[9:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[9:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, what?
[9:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, speaking of kids these days nowadays.
[9:08] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, I saw a kid yesterday.
[9:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: You want to maybe go to a kid.
[9:13] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Close a baby's skunk.
[9:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Is it called a kid?
[9:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, I don't know, but is it a kid?
[9:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Stop it.
[9:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, I was getting crew town ready to take outside for a little walk.
[9:25] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And he's sitting on the ground waiting for me to put his leash on in the house.
[9:32] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And I see behind him, so he can't see what I see.
[9:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: But I see behind him on the patio, a little baby, skunk, running around, back and forth all around.
[9:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm like, oh, that little baby was so cute.
[9:47] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It was adorable and like, frolicking and jumping around.
[9:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I was like,
[9:51] \[SPEAKER_01\]: either it's jubilant or indistress and I would have to guess if the baby skunk was alone which it was I felt like damn it's it lost its mama and I was I was I was I was like oh I can't let crouton see it because if crouton barks and the skunk gets scared p u I do not want stinkleicious all over the patio no no no no no no no
[10:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So then I take crew town quickly out the front door.
[10:19] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And we do our little walk.
[10:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And as I'm rounding the corner, I see across the street, a guy with his two dogs, unleashes.
[10:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And he's got his phone out and he's filming.
[10:28] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And I'm like, what's going on?
[10:29] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And he's backing away from whatever he's filming.
[10:32] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And then I see it.
[10:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The baby's skunk is following him and coming after him in his two dogs.
[10:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know if the skunk knew the danger of the dogs or the dogs knew the stink of the skunk.
[10:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Either way, I was happy that the skunk was out of my patio, but I was like, damn, this skunk's skunk's big night out on town.
[10:54] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Speaking of kids, there's no one else.
[10:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That little skunk at a big night out.
[11:00] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, what's the baby skunk called?
[11:02] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Did you google it?
[11:04] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[11:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: A skunk name.
[11:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: A skunk.
[11:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: A kid.
[11:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: A kid.
[11:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I can't.
[11:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Now, while you're there, Google image search baby scunk because I want you to see how just how just.
[11:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah.
[11:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I looked and it came right up.
[11:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Baby scong.
[11:22] \[SPEAKER_01\]: If you can have your dogs spade or neutered, can you distinct a scunk?
[11:28] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Can you take out the gland or whatever is producing a stink?
[11:32] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You can definitely.
[11:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: D scunk.
[11:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: D stank a scunk.
[11:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay, well, I wouldn't mind if it were ethical to destake a skunk and have it as a pet, but I did see the police killed somebody's pet squirrel or something and so I'm not trying to I don't know a cab on that one
[11:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: All I wanted to talk about was the David Archaleta.
[12:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Are you know, are you familiar?
[12:02] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Am I familiar honey?
[12:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I was there when the when the angel was written.
[12:08] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, I just wanted to let you know.
[12:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I read a article by him about him.
[12:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And he said, I'm very much in my lover boy Flerty era.
[12:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah.
[12:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Can you really?
[12:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes.
[12:18] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah, but I also saw him say on six o'clock.
[12:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: He's not in the white boys.
[12:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So it's over.
[12:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, he says he's, I think he's, uh, the same article that I'm quoting.
[12:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: He said, uh, I think he, he said he identifies as queer, but he's interested in men and women.
[12:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Bitch meets you the fuck.
[12:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Mm-hmm.
[12:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's a very fun time for me right now.
[12:39] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Quote, David Archaleta.
[12:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, I thought you were announcing.
[12:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: He's raken in and the bussy and the bussy.
[12:46] \[SPEAKER_01\]: He's raking in the bussy.
[12:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Did he do it all for the nooky?
[12:51] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No!
[12:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Why you're obsessed with nooky today?
[12:56] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, if nooky is nooky, what is nooky?
[13:02] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's grock.
[13:04] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What grock?
[13:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's Pope punani.
[13:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay, so is there is there boy nooky?
[13:11] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yes, bookie.
[13:15] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I sometimes do it for the bookie, but I don't do it all for the bookie.
[13:18] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[13:19] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[13:19] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Wait.
[13:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Now, before we hit record today, one of my, one of my, one about my throkey.
[13:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Listeners, before we hit record, today Tyler was asking me about the lyrics to nokey for some reason.
[13:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Bye.
[13:36] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And I, by limp business get.
[13:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Thank you.
[13:39] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And, and I told him the lyrics, or I did it all for the nokey, come on the nokey, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your, yeah.
[13:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And he didn't believe me.
[13:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It looks pretty good.
[13:50] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay, so they're taking the cookie.
[13:51] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They're sticking it up the, yeah.
[13:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Have you ever put a cookie in your bookie?
[13:56] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, but I did just buy these.
[13:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay, you know not her butter first of all in saying love insane name for anything girl.
[14:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Let me give you my not her butter.
[14:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Please nobody's gonna give you my that would give you a
[14:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Let me eat out your bookie until my limp biscuit squirts out.
[14:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's not her butter, Christ.
[14:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And the cookie and the turkey down your turkey, and back out your bookie.
[14:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Have you ever put a cookie in your, yeah?
[14:31] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I did it last night honey.
[14:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, I did it last night.
[14:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, I had this new, not her butter wafer.
[14:41] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, new to me.
[14:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'll Google another butter wafer's and they come in a package that's similar to like a chips a hole, you know, in a plastic little, you know, carrier with
[14:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Are they a little squares in a sleeve, if you will?
[14:57] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yes, they're like squares, wafers with like, perforations kind of and you can break off a square.
[15:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It was weird.
[15:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It tasted good.
[15:08] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It was, it was strange.
[15:09] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It was odd.
[15:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm still working my way through the through the.
[15:14] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The supply in my snack drawer.
[15:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: There is a nutterverse.
[15:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I'm making my way through the nutterverse and have you tried the fudge-covered nutterbudders?
[15:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, no, no, you've lost the plot.
[15:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, you're nutterbudder ever, but covered in fudge.
[15:31] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Honey, they called me Michelangelo.
[15:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'd be painting on this town.
[15:37] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Honey, did Michelangelo paint?
[15:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, they were they dosen?
[15:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know.
[15:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Michael A. Angelou, I feel like maybe he was kind of more of a sculptorist.
[15:48] \[SPEAKER_01\]: When was he sculpting or?
[15:50] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know.
[15:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I just know that there were digital tools.
[15:56] \[SPEAKER_01\]: One of those, one of those old bitches was painting.
[15:59] \[SPEAKER_01\]: One of them was sculpting.
[16:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: One of them was chiseling.
[16:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh.
[16:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, there aren't has many forms.
[16:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So the biscuit medium.
[16:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, the biscuit's limp.
[16:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Let's just say that.
[16:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, stick it up your yeah.
[16:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah.
[16:19] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah.
[16:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, ladies, I regret to inform you that we did lie to you last week.
[16:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, I did.
[16:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, yeah.
[16:27] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I was going to say, are we going to address the problems, the lies, the rumors, the rumors were not true.
[16:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And it was so over so quickly.
[16:41] \[SPEAKER_01\]: But then it was so back immediately.
[16:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So Christian girl Autumn got canceled you may recall and and that morning
[16:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: We reported the news as we do here on the podcast.
[16:56] \[SPEAKER_01\]: We said, you know, Christian girl, Autumn, she says she can't handle it.
[16:59] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She's the pressures too much.
[17:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She can't handle the pressure cooker.
[17:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She said, Autumn's canceled.
[17:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: We're not doing.
[17:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm not traveling up state.
[17:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Up state was canceled.
[17:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She said, she had a full blowout and she was crying on camera.
[17:14] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She said, no.
[17:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I can't do it.
[17:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I can't.
[17:18] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And it was over.
[17:18] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And I thought, and we said, OK, is this a recession indicators?
[17:23] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Do we blame her?
[17:24] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Do we understand?
[17:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And honestly, I felt I felt the struggle.
[17:29] \[SPEAKER_01\]: You can't always please the audience.
[17:31] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And at some point, you lose the plot.
[17:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What are you even doing it for?
[17:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Are you Christian, grow autumn for the views?
[17:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Or for you?
[17:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well,
[17:41] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It was all a lie.
[17:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It was all a lie.
[17:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And within an hour, she said JK and posted a video of her walking around in autumn.
[17:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She goes, oh, I feel a brisk breeze.
[17:51] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Autumn's back.
[17:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: JK bitches.
[17:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And I'm thinking, damn, you really got me.
[17:57] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I believe you and I reported it.
[18:00] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Did she call her followers disciples?
[18:02] \[SPEAKER_01\]: She said because I'm on her every word.
[18:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Hang in.
[18:09] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah, well, she crossed me.
[18:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Let's just say that.
[18:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Lie to me once.
[18:13] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Shame on you.
[18:15] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's better.
[18:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Does Jesus allow lying if it's just injustice?
[18:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What was Jesus' stance on justice?
[18:24] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Because certainly they crossed paths.
[18:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Did he love comedy?
[18:28] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Was he in did he go to stand up?
[18:30] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Was there stand up back then?
[18:31] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Certainly.
[18:32] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, what else did they do?
[18:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I think, obviously, Jesus loved a laugh.
[18:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: You think?
[18:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes.
[18:39] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay, so for sure.
[18:42] \[SPEAKER_01\]: When was the earliest knock knock joke?
[18:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Are we talking A, Z, or B, C?
[18:46] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Because I need to know if Jesus' ever encountered a knock knock joke.
[18:50] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They had doors, right?
[18:51] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yes.
[18:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Hinges, perhaps.
[18:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They didn't have doors.
[18:55] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They had more like beaded curtains, like your grandma.
[18:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Jealous.
[18:59] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, the saddest thing at an estate sale is seeing a very old beaded curtain, I think, damn.
[19:08] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Do I want a beaded curtain from a dead person?
[19:11] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know.
[19:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I feel like it's something you need to buy new.
[19:14] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Of all the cursed items you've gotten.
[19:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: P.S.
[19:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: This is the first knock knock joke in nineteen twenty nine.
[19:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Where are we?
[19:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That we know of.
[19:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay, you know where this point of reference for a sighted recognizable knock knock joke is from nineteen twenty nine.
[19:32] \[SPEAKER_01\]: uh... nineteen twenty nine nineteen twenty nine oh was it like knock knock who's there um... the great depression well they said no this is and then the well this is read it now they're saying lies they're saying Shakespeare had knock knock jokes okay so as long as doors have been around we've been knocking and knocking is there i know why is there uh... uh... what's the sound the equivalent of a knock knock for a beaded doorway
[20:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: This is wish, wish, wish, wish.
[20:05] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Oh, hmm.
[20:06] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Hmm.
[20:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Hmm.
[20:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Okay.
[20:08] \[SPEAKER_02\]: Hmm.
[20:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Speaking of cursed items in my home, I did.
[20:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I did just buy a Furby from a thrift store.
[20:16] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And well, are you going to skin it?
[20:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I did.
[20:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I already did.
[20:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So what?
[20:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And it wasn't my intention.
[20:28] \[SPEAKER_01\]: But I saw it at the thrift store behind the counter.
[20:31] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I said, excuse me, man, is that for sale?
[20:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And she said, yes, and they had a pink tag, which meant thirty percent off that day.
[20:37] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And I said, jackpot.
[20:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So I bought it without even testing.
[20:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I didn't know if it was going to work.
[20:41] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's missing an eyelash.
[20:42] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's one of its eyes is drooping.
[20:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I thought, you know what?
[20:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Come to mother.
[20:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: a Furby face only mother could love get over here you you don't think these days nowadays you could easily find eyelashes to put back on that Furby I bigger better bolder brighter flash flash cover blast by cover girl when I say I'm ten steps ahead of you honey did you have did you have them in your home or did you swing through on the way did I have lashes in my home please flash cover black please get a grip
[21:15] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, I brought lash glue.
[21:18] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Duplies, who do you think I am?
[21:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yes.
[21:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: But do you, but do you have might powder?
[21:24] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, I have an update about the, the, the, the eyelash mites.
[21:28] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Stay tuned and hold that thought.
[21:31] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So I bought the Furby.
[21:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[21:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It doesn't turn on.
[21:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I try new batteries.
[21:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I try more new batteries.
[21:37] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It doesn't turn on.
[21:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So I Google it.
[21:39] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I find a YouTube video.
[21:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: How to skin your fur beats or do a factory reset?
[21:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well,
[21:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Listeners, I skinned the Furby.
[21:47] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I unscrewed every screw.
[21:51] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I wiggled its gear.
[21:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And one wiggle later.
[21:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Back in business.
[21:59] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Back in business.
[22:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I wouldn't say back in better than ever.
[22:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know how it was before me.
[22:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: But I don't know what Furbies are like.
[22:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Have you ever had a Furby?
[22:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, you know me and my three brothers all had to share one Furby.
[22:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeesh.
[22:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Poor.
[22:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, we didn't even have Furby, so please.
[22:22] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay, well, I don't know what a Furby's supposed to do, but mine keeps yelling Kakadoodle do over and over and over and over and over and over.
[22:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes, they build more you interact with them the more English they learn.
[22:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, Furby is ESL.
[22:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: First of all, okay, yes.
[22:39] \[SPEAKER_01\]: it speaks for bish out of the box and then you've got to teach it English okay well i'm teaching it um yes i i it does seem a little cursed it does
[22:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know.
[22:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'll report back any findings, but my Furby is back.
[22:59] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I do kind of want to give it a little makeover.
[23:02] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Maybe I don't know what.
[23:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I've seen people customize their Furby's.
[23:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I saw one covered in baked beans.
[23:11] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What's that like, resin?
[23:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Can you?
[23:13] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They resin didn't bake to be in the resin.
[23:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They covered it and baked beans and then put it on it put resin all over it to solidify.
[23:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And I'm like, damn, that's where are you storing your Furby?
[23:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Because I'm telling you it's on the desk right now looking away from you because because the second I move in front of it, it starts screaming.
[23:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So yeah, on on the fourth night what it was my turn to have the Furby sleep in my bedroom.
[23:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I woke up many times to it blinking in the night and I could hear it's little gears working and I could hear it's little eyes fluttering.
[23:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't like that.
[23:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I thought it's time for sleep.
[23:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The long sleep and you yanked out the battery?
[23:58] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, no.
[23:59] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, wait, what color was it?
[24:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'll show you.
[24:03] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's black.
[24:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Black and white?
[24:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, all black.
[24:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: All black with like the inside of its ears, baby pink, which is a color combo.
[24:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm not really into, but it's not really my business.
[24:14] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm not here to like, it's giving the beyond.
[24:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's giving the Beyonce self titled album.
[24:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Sure.
[24:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know.
[24:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Is the feet white or pink?
[24:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: The feet are white.
[24:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[24:48] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah, and the trickle down effect and now we all we have is Labubu Boo.
[24:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Your Labubu doesn't even look at you.
[24:54] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Your Labubu doesn't even talk to you.
[24:56] \[SPEAKER_01\]: How do you have a personal connection to your Labubu?
[24:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Hey, your Labubu doesn't even cock a little do.
[25:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Right.
[25:03] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So.
[25:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah.
[25:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So that's the latest.
[25:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Have you played them in my home?
[25:09] \[SPEAKER_01\]: How do you heard yours cough?
[25:11] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Uh, it does sneeze sometimes.
[25:14] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, what's the making of coughing?
[25:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, the, the plague is back.
[25:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Did you actually, yeah, that's what the worry was.
[25:24] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, it's actually that.
[25:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, I was going to talk about the Sabrina Carpenter listening part album listening part.
[25:32] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, no, okay, go on.
[25:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: All I was going to report on the plague being back, which it is.
[25:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, first of all, well, maybe this is, maybe this is patient zero.
[25:42] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[25:45] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Sabrina Carpenter had her, a listening party for her new album, Man's Best Friend.
[25:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: By the way, are you calling her SAB cap?
[25:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Nope.
[25:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay, I've heard the, I've heard the youths do it.
[25:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And is Cambridge doing it?
[25:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Then no.
[25:59] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[26:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Is it Cambridge?
[26:02] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know, but I need to collect Ruby and another room it's yelling hold on.
[26:08] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Where are you?
[26:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You can't just carry it by its scalp.
[26:13] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You have to hold the bottom.
[26:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Listeners.
[26:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Listeners.
[26:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Peter would not be happy with the way he carried that Furby out of the room.
[26:22] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I carried it by the ear.
[26:23] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Like you do.
[26:24] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Like you do with any type of infection.
[26:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Like when you drag your child to the bathroom to wash their mouth out with soap.
[26:32] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And it could happen to you.
[26:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So there she was.
[26:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: SAB cap at her listening party for her new album.
[26:39] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Intimate affair.
[26:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You know how the celebs do.
[26:41] \[SPEAKER_00\]: There's like the thirty biggest fans in town get to come.
[26:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah, the the top thirty listeners on Spotify or whatever.
[26:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Who happened to be in Santa Barbara on this Wednesday.
[26:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Anyways, so through so they just sit and they play the album all the way through one of the listeners was coughing throughout the entire listening party and people the other people were like no.
[27:06] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm sorry.
[27:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I'm sorry, but you you
[27:09] \[SPEAKER_01\]: It's an appropriate of you to come obviously.
[27:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[27:13] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So she took to Twitter to defend her cough.
[27:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, girl.
[27:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Ferret Jeweler's gay cough.
[27:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She took the toilet.
[27:22] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Caps, stands, cough.
[27:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She took to Twitter.
[27:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She said, yes, it is I, the cougher from the SAB cap listening party.
[27:31] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I am not sick.
[27:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I have had asthma my whole life.
[27:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And the reason I was coughing throughout was because my Uber driver was chain smoking on the way to the event.
[27:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Which I don't know if I believe.
[27:45] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Who's have you ever been in Uber where they were smoking?
[27:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[27:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And maybe if your stepdad was dropping you off, why?
[27:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Why it seems, seems like a more likely smoke or no.
[28:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Um, so who was the Uber driver, sabotaging sad cabs, listening party to sad cab have a, um, arrival like, you know, Madison beer, perhaps, or a, Madison, oh, I hear the Furby from the bathroom.
[28:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The door is closed in the in the dark yelling.
[28:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: as he should.
[28:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So I just know we live in a world though where, where this person's blaming the Uber driver, but like everything's, everything's traceable.
[28:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So I'm just waiting for the, for the follow-up quote tweet that's like, actually I was her driver to the event and I didn't smoke at all.
[28:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You know, that's the world we live in.
[28:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, I still blamed the coughing child.
[28:48] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Unless, there's a few, here are my hypotheses.
[28:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[28:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Either number one, the driver was an undercover saboteur of the event.
[29:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And I, sab, cab, a tour.
[29:05] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Thank you.
[29:08] \[SPEAKER_01\]: A stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab, a stab
[29:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, women support women.
[29:22] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, you know who Sabrina Carpenter's rival is.
[29:25] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The truth, it's been on my list of things to bring up for weeks.
[29:29] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Let me see.
[29:30] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Eric Adams, do you know who that is?
[29:32] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The mayor of New York or whatever?
[29:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was going to say.
[29:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: The disgraced mayor of New York who, okay, so do you know his connection to Sabrina Carpenter?
[29:42] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, play cousins?
[29:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I assume.
[29:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Enemy cousins.
[29:48] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What's the opposite of play?
[29:50] \[SPEAKER_01\]: fight cousins, fight cousins.
[29:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay, so if my chemical romance is the reason, if nine eleven is the reason Ellen got canceled, you know, the trickle down, you know, the dominoes, the butterfly effect or whatever, Sabrina Carpenter,
[30:14] \[SPEAKER_01\]: is the reason we're about to have Mam'Dani socialist democrat mayor of New York because Sabrina Carpenter
[30:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: had her little, she shot like a music video or something for what is a feather feather.
[30:37] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And she shot a music video at a Catholic Church in New York.
[30:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And the pastor apologized for the shoot saying that it was like inappropriate or whatever.
[30:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And she said Jesus was a carpenter.
[30:47] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And then the bishop
[30:50] \[SPEAKER_01\]: relieved the pastor of his duties at the church.
[30:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And that opened an investigation into the priest who granted permission for the shoot to even happen in the first place.
[31:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And then that uncovered evidence that led to the indictment of New York City Mayor Eric Adams.
[31:10] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Eric Adams can blame Sabrina Carpenter for his own downfall because her music video shoot opened up an investigation that exposed some of the things that he was up to know good for.
[31:20] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So I believe Judge Jerry that he was the cab driver.
[31:26] \[SPEAKER_01\]: He was the chain smoking cab driver.
[31:28] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Where else would he be?
[31:29] \[SPEAKER_01\]: New York City.
[31:31] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Do you remember when when did this all happen in New York?
[31:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know.
[31:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Where was the listening party?
[31:37] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't know.
[31:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, he has to play.
[31:41] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh, he flew to LA.
[31:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: He smoked.
[31:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: He, he, he, he, he, he, he is chain smoking.
[31:47] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Got the asthma kicking.
[31:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Planted the coughing child.
[31:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: And the rest is history ladies and gentlemen.
[31:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You know that, what's that?
[31:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What's that?
[31:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Rihanna song about being a song down.
[32:04] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No.
[32:05] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, it's like, so is just a sound.
[32:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What else would it go?
[32:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: The way it's over, the way it's over.
[32:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Wasn't there, wasn't there an album that's in the house?
[32:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to my own house.
[32:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:28] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:31] \[UNKNOWN\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:31] \[UNKNOWN\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:32] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:32] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:35] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:39] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:41] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:45] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:46] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her.
[32:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I need to go to like her
[32:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And it's like, how's the lyric go?
[32:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You put on quite a show really had me going, but now it's time to go.
[33:00] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, yeah, curtains finally closed.
[33:03] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Do you remember when Detroit had a disgraced mayor around the time that that song was popular?
[33:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And then the radio made like a version of take about with Rihanna that was targeted toward the disgraced Detroit mayor.
[33:18] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No.
[33:20] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And it would be, and it was like inner woven with like, with like his public apology.
[33:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And like, okay, it was, it was the take-about to disgrace Detroit mayor remix.
[33:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[33:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, is it on Napster?
[33:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Pull it up.
[33:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Grab it.
[33:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Get it.
[33:39] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Come on.
[33:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Version.
[33:43] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Maybe I can find it.
[33:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: If you can't, you can make it.
[33:49] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, mayor Adams.
[33:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, that's Eric.
[33:51] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That's that's your mayor.
[33:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: This is not my mayor.
[33:56] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, well, that's one of my theories for the Sabrina Carpenter of it all, but I also think maybe maybe the coffer was a plant so that people couldn't record the audio to leak the album.
[34:06] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, because like kids these days don't know how to like just live with a locked up.
[34:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They're fine.
[34:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: All right.
[34:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: When you were in middle school, did you, did you guys have like a happy birthday song?
[34:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Would that you like sang for people's birthdays?
[34:28] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Happy birthday.
[34:29] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Happy birthday.
[34:30] \[SPEAKER_01\]: There's pollution in the air.
[34:32] \[SPEAKER_01\]: People die in everywhere.
[34:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Happy birthday.
[34:34] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Happy birthday.
[34:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Now you lived another year, Shirley.
[34:37] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Death is drawing near.
[34:38] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Happy birthday.
[34:41] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They sang that in your middle school.
[34:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, that's like the apple bee one.
[34:46] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Oh.
[34:47] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Happy, happy birthday from Ben against you.
[34:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: We wish it was, yeah, yeah, so we could play.
[34:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Did you have like a music class?
[34:55] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah, girl, choir.
[34:56] \[SPEAKER_00\]: What are you talking about?
[34:57] \[SPEAKER_00\]: No, like in like, like elementary school.
[35:01] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes, and you did you like put on little plays and chairs and recorders.
[35:07] \[SPEAKER_00\]: They didn't sing happy birthday to people in those classes for nothing.
[35:10] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Me, but you recall.
[35:13] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Why do you have it?
[35:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Because it's our birthday.
[35:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You want me to sing?
[35:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, yes.
[35:17] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I was having a meeting to talk about this earlier, but what I was saying was like, we had a very tropical house birthday song that they would sing in Jackson, Michigan.
[35:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Tropical house.
[35:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes.
[35:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes.
[35:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It was all.
[35:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: It's a colipso birthday party.
[35:32] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Play the birthday.
[35:33] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Bongo's for me.
[35:34] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Chacha chacha.
[35:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Chacha.
[35:36] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't think you know what.
[35:37] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I don't think you know what tropical house is.
[35:40] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Baby, it was very, it was a clip.
[35:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So birthday party.
[35:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: What is clip so?
[35:48] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Tropical hat.
[35:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know.
[35:50] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know.
[35:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: We had it in school.
[35:53] \[SPEAKER_00\]: So if it was my birthday, it was my turn to play the birthday bongo.
[35:58] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And then you would get to pick two friends to play the Maracas with you.
[36:02] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Ooh, this is fun.
[36:03] \[SPEAKER_00\]: This is kind of like picking for veto.
[36:07] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes, so the teacher would come out.
[36:09] \[SPEAKER_00\]: The music teacher Mrs. Elzinga would come out.
[36:12] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She would give you the birthday bongo.
[36:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: She would say pick your two besties to shake those maracas honey.
[36:18] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And then everyone else would say it's a clip so birthday party.
[36:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: And you play the birthday bongo's for them.
[36:27] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[36:29] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Okay.
[36:30] \[SPEAKER_00\]: That's all I wanted to say.
[36:32] \[SPEAKER_01\]: So you, with your graduating class of like ten people, so you're telling me, yes, seven people of the of somebody's birthday class had to sit on the sidelines and couldn't participate.
[36:43] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They couldn't buy seven more maracas.
[36:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Come on.
[36:47] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Listen no That's what we would that was the same teacher who I told you I think once she drew a face on a on a tennis ball and she would cut and she cut it open and she would squeeze it and be like this is how you're supposed to sing and then she would like make the mouth of tennis ball open like this
[37:07] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, I remember that.
[37:08] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yes.
[37:08] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I had a query teacher do that too.
[37:11] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yes.
[37:14] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Well, anything else for this birthday episode?
[37:17] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Well, I did, I was going to say the plague is back.
[37:19] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Did you see that?
[37:21] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I didn't know if Sabrina Carpenter's listening party was patient zero, but a California resident tested positive for the plague.
[37:30] \[SPEAKER_01\]: They caught the disease from being bitten by an infected flea while camping.
[37:36] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Careful.
[37:37] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Dang.
[37:38] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Nobody's safe these days.
[37:40] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Careful.
[37:41] \[SPEAKER_00\]: How did they trace that back to a flee?
[37:44] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Maybe they catch it.
[37:45] \[SPEAKER_01\]: No, maybe they, well, baby, the lime, the lime disease.
[37:52] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I hope I hope you watched Krutan after he was all at camp for a month.
[37:56] \[SPEAKER_01\]: I did trust and believe he had a seven A.m.
[37:59] \[SPEAKER_01\]: spot a spa day appointment.
[38:01] \[SPEAKER_01\]: He's, he smells delectable.
[38:04] \[SPEAKER_01\]: His, his trim, his haircut is trimmed.
[38:07] \[SPEAKER_01\]: His nails are buffed.
[38:08] \[SPEAKER_01\]: His teeth are flossed.
[38:11] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Dang.
[38:12] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Yeah.
[38:13] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't even get that treatment.
[38:15] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Yeah.
[38:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Okay.
[38:16] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Corey, where can we find you?
[38:19] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You can find me on vacation.
[38:21] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Oh, bye.
[38:23] \[SPEAKER_00\]: All right.
[38:24] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Be careful.
[38:25] \[SPEAKER_00\]: If you're going to anywhere with you.
[38:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: I don't know.
[38:26] \[SPEAKER_00\]: The plague flee.
[38:29] \[SPEAKER_00\]: You can find me playing the birthday bond goes bitch for our love and gendery birthday.
[38:33] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Eleven years of psycho bevel.
[38:35] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Let's get it trending.
[38:39] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Let's get loud.
[38:42] \[SPEAKER_00\]: Where can people find you?
[38:44] \[SPEAKER_01\]: You can find me tied up in the basement with a fur-be standing over me.
[38:49] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Good luck.
[38:50] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Dang.
[38:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: All right.
[38:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Bye.
[38:52] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Bye.
[38:53] \[SPEAKER_01\]: Bye.

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