# Inventing the NFLGBTQ with Hope Carew and Andrew Stier

An episode of [Get Worse with Kyle Prue](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/6817266814), 6 Oct 2026, 46 min.

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Kyle welcomes comedians Hope Carew and Andrew Stier who, get this, have been friends for years. Interesting! Together, they answer listener questions and explore a variety of topics including sexually mercurial football players, Thanksgiving nudism, and how best to blackmail your coworkers. Get Worse is a production of Big Money Players and I Heart Podcasts. Get Worse is brought to you by Kyle Prue, Max Michalsky, and Aaron Klein. Episode edited by Max Michalsky. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Max, how do I look?
[0:02] Speaker 2: Kyle, you look beautiful.
[0:04] Speaker 1: Here we go.
[0:05] Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?
[0:05] Speaker 1: I am now.
[0:06] Speaker 2: Hey, I just want to say, I think this is
[0:07] Speaker 2: going to go really well.
[0:08] Speaker 1: I think so, too. Oh, I'm excited. I'm really excited.
[0:11] Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right. Be serious, be serious.
[0:13] Speaker 2: Everybody be serious.
[0:14] Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. It's a new show.
[0:15] Speaker 3: All right.
[0:17] Speaker 2: And Get Worse Season Zero, Episode Zero, coming down the pipeline.
[0:23] Speaker 1: Sorry, hold on. Who the fuck do you think you are?
[0:29] Speaker 1: You couldn't hold that in? All right, okay, go. Hello,
[0:39] Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. My name is Kyle Pru. Welcome to
[0:43] Speaker 1: Get Worse. I started the show because I got tired
[0:46] Speaker 1: of the way people have been giving advice. I'll say,
[0:50] Speaker 1: I'm feeling some element of ennui because of creeping fascism
[0:54] Speaker 1: and capital collapse, and they say, have you tried... incline walking? Really?
[1:01] Speaker 1: You want me to simulate a hill and walk up it?
[1:04] Speaker 1: Why don't you simulate a gun and kill yourself? And
[1:09] Speaker 1: that's not all. Lose 12 pounds, gain 12 pounds, gua sha, meditate,
[1:14] Speaker 1: shrink your pores, reclaim your masculinity, reclaim your femininity, make
[1:18] Speaker 1: your bed, center yourself, set boundaries, buy the labubu, and
[1:23] Speaker 1: put it on a purse that you also buy Incline walking?
[1:29] Speaker 1: That's what they made Sisyphus do. I would be remiss
[1:35] Speaker 1: if I didn't introduce our producer, PM, production manager, prime minister,
[1:39] Speaker 1: puppet master, Max Mikalski over there on the keys.
[1:45] Speaker 2: Thanks, Kyle. Happy to be here. I just wanted to
[1:47] Speaker 2: take this opportunity to say, while we have the attention
[1:50] Speaker 2: of our beloved audience, that we are currently in the
[1:52] Speaker 2: market for sponsorship opportunities. So if any of you have
[1:55] Speaker 2: rich uncles or corporate CEOs in the family, send them
[1:58] Speaker 2: our way because for every episode that we do not
[2:01] Speaker 2: have a sponsor, Kyle, do you want to tell them
[2:03] Speaker 2: what's going to happen?
[2:04] Speaker 1: I get zapped.
[2:05] Speaker 2: He gets zapped.
[2:06] Speaker 3: No! Oh my God!
[2:09] Speaker 1: Thank you, Max. My guests today are two stand-up comedians who,
[2:12] Speaker 1: and I'm just reading this now, have been friends for years.
[2:15] Speaker 1: That sounds interesting. Ladies and gentlemen, Hope Carew and Andrew Schneier.
[2:19] Speaker 1: Thanks for being here, guys.
[2:20] Speaker 4: And thanks for having us.
[2:21] Speaker 3: Our friendship is interesting.
[2:22] Speaker 1: Your friendship is very interesting.
[2:23] Speaker 3: That sounded sarcastic.
[2:24] Speaker 1: No, no, no. It's super interesting.
[2:26] Speaker 3: Get out of here.
[2:27] Speaker 4: Do you want to hear about when we first met?
[2:28] Speaker 2: You too?
[2:29] Speaker 1: I kind of do, yeah.
[2:30] Speaker 5: Well, I joined the improv troupe that Andrew was already in.
[2:33] Speaker 5: And we're hanging out. We're having the first house party.
[2:36] Speaker 5: And Andrew and I are really getting along. And then
[2:38] Speaker 5: about 45 minutes into our conversation, Andrew goes... by the way,
[2:43] Speaker 5: I'm gay and I'm not hitting on you.
[2:44] Speaker 3: Oh, I did not say it like that at all.
[2:46] Speaker 4: Yeah, you did.
[2:48] Speaker 1: In the gayest voice ever.
[2:49] Speaker 4: By the way, I'm gay.
[2:51] Speaker 3: You make it sound like I was mad that you
[2:52] Speaker 3: would assume it. No, I put my arm around you.
[2:54] Speaker 3: Because we'd been like this and stuff.
[2:56] Speaker 4: I did think that we were flirting a little.
[2:58] Speaker 2: Oh, OK.
[2:58] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it didn't come out of nowhere.
[3:00] Speaker 4: But I was 18. Anytime I talked to a boy,
[3:01] Speaker 4: I was like, oh my.
[3:02] Speaker 1: God, I think we're flirting. So you were confusing sort
[3:05] Speaker 1: of like bestie chemistry for sexual chemistry.
[3:09] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[3:10] Speaker 1: In any such cases.
[3:11] Speaker 4: Potentially, yeah.
[3:12] Speaker 3: I wanted to clarify too. I was like, I'm not,
[3:14] Speaker 3: because I would be kind of like, I was two
[3:16] Speaker 3: years older than her. She had just joined the troop.
[3:19] Speaker 3: If I was already like, I want to get with you.
[3:23] Speaker 3: So I wanted to double down and be like, just
[3:25] Speaker 3: to be very clear, I'm doing this as a motion
[3:27] Speaker 3: to accept you or not.
[3:28] Speaker 1: I'm getting you.
[3:29] Speaker 4: By the way, I'm gay. And then he started twerking.
[3:31] Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, I already believed you.
[3:32] Speaker 1: You said, there's the proof.
[3:34] Speaker 4: You did.
[3:35] Speaker 1: To summarize, Andrew was afraid of his own sexual allure.
[3:40] Speaker 4: As he should be.
[3:41] Speaker 1: This happens very often. The first time Hope and I met,
[3:47] Speaker 1: a story that you have said... many times, uh, publicly. I, I, I, I,
[3:53] Speaker 1: I mansplained astrology to you.
[3:56] Speaker 5: Yeah. I, um, you asked me if I was a
[3:58] Speaker 5: cancer and I was like, Oh, because of my necklace.
[4:00] Speaker 4: And you were like, no, because of your behavior.
[4:04] Speaker 1: Uh, yes. And, and hope would say that I like
[4:06] Speaker 1: at comedy shows. And eventually I pulled her aside and
[4:08] Speaker 1: I said, you have to stop doing that because it
[4:11] Speaker 1: makes me sound like the biggest whore in the universe. The, the,
[4:15] Speaker 1: People can't know that I know about cancers. Yeah, because
[4:18] Speaker 1: I have to go on dates and I have to
[4:20] Speaker 1: be like, what? There's 12 of them? So I'm born
[4:23] Speaker 1: in September. I have to fucking, I have to lie
[4:26] Speaker 1: to people. What am I? I'm like, wait, what's a
[4:30] Speaker 1: big three? There's more than, I don't understand. See, this is,
[4:33] Speaker 1: you were really blowing up my spot.
[4:34] Speaker 4: Yeah, you immediately clocked me as a Cancer and what
[4:37] Speaker 4: that meant.
[4:37] Speaker 1: I was like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, she's crying.
[4:39] Speaker 1: That's a Cancer.
[4:39] Speaker 3: I would love to dive into Hope's character flaws, if
[4:42] Speaker 3: you care to share, like, what about her revealed that
[4:46] Speaker 3: she's a Cancer.
[4:47] Speaker 1: I think she was just, she was crying and very charismatic.
[4:50] Speaker 3: Crying and very charismatic. I was.
[4:52] Speaker 4: I was, like, fresh off a breakup. I think I
[4:53] Speaker 4: was crying and charismatic.
[4:54] Speaker 1: You were really going through it. I was. And I said,
[4:57] Speaker 1: she's interesting. And she's melting down. That's gotta be a Cancer.
[4:59] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[5:00] Speaker 4: Interesting and melting down.
[5:02] Speaker 1: The whole crew experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Andrew and
[5:06] Speaker 1: I met on his podcast, The Rainbow Room. And that wasn't,
[5:11] Speaker 1: you know, very hilarious. But we did have an interaction recently.
[5:15] Speaker 1: I did Andrew's show and he texted me and he said, Kyle,
[5:18] Speaker 1: can you send me a shirtless photo or a nude
[5:21] Speaker 1: for marketing?
[5:23] Speaker 3: Okay, when you say it like that.
[5:25] Speaker 1: Sent him the nude, and he responded with the worst
[5:30] Speaker 1: fucking thing that you can ever fucking hear, by the way,
[5:33] Speaker 1: when you send somebody a nude. He responded immediately and said, LOL,
[5:37] Speaker 1: how long ago was this?
[5:39] Speaker 5: He's like, you've lost muscle tone since this.
[5:42] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[5:43] Speaker 1: Max, get the taser. Andrew, do you understand why that
[5:47] Speaker 1: might have been a hurtful thing to hear?
[5:48] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that. I want to clarify
[5:51] Speaker 3: for our fans and listeners.
[5:53] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[5:53] Speaker 3: Because if you tell people that you sent me a nude,
[5:56] Speaker 3: your fans are going to be like, send me the nude. Yeah.
[5:58] Speaker 3: They're going to want me to share it. I need
[5:59] Speaker 3: to clarify, I do not have a nude of Kyle.
[6:01] Speaker 3: It is a tasteful picture.
[6:03] Speaker 1: It is a tasteful picture.
[6:04] Speaker 3: Of him in the mirror with underwear on.
[6:07] Speaker 1: I am wearing pants.
[6:08] Speaker 4: But I have a nude of Kyle.
[6:11] Speaker 1: Hope has a much worse nude of Kyle.
[6:12] Speaker 4: Follow me at Hope Crew is Brave and I will DM.
[6:14] Speaker 1: You the nude. Yes, yes, yes. And I just want
[6:16] Speaker 1: to say once again, sorry about that. I was trying
[6:18] Speaker 1: to send you directions to the studio.
[6:21] Speaker 3: And instead I sent you my gaming hole.
[6:23] Speaker 1: You don't need to apologize.
[6:24] Speaker 3: Okay, well, great.
[6:26] Speaker 5: Wait, we have to talk about the moment last time
[6:28] Speaker 5: we podcasted, which was lost to history forever.
[6:30] Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
[6:31] Speaker 1: There was a lost episode of Get Worse far before
[6:34] Speaker 1: the show's inception.
[6:35] Speaker 5: I think about this at least once a week. It
[6:37] Speaker 5: was when Andrew said, he said, I've never done poppers,
[6:41] Speaker 5: but I have smelled them before.
[6:42] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[6:44] Speaker 1: Me trying to lie to a cop.
[6:46] Speaker 3: No, I've never done poppers.
[6:47] Speaker 1: I just smell them. It's an inhalant, buddy.
[6:53] Speaker 3: I caught a whiff.
[6:54] Speaker 1: He caught a whiff.
[6:55] Speaker 4: I've never done it.
[6:56] Speaker 1: Hard not to if you're Andrew, I will say. He'd
[6:59] Speaker 1: be in the clubs. That's all I'm saying. He'd do
[7:02] Speaker 1: be in the clubs.
[7:02] Speaker 2: I'm sorry about this. Could be a good scented candle.
[7:05] Speaker 1: Yeah, poppers. Poppers.
[7:06] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[7:07] Speaker 3: That's wild.
[7:09] Speaker 1: Everybody look under your chairs. Everybody is getting a popper
[7:13] Speaker 1: scented candle.
[7:14] Speaker 4: It's like at the Oprah show, but she pulls out
[7:16] Speaker 4: the babies.
[7:19] Speaker 2: I've got lots of gay adjacent. business ideas that if
[7:24] Speaker 2: we could take a moment, I might like to pitch
[7:26] Speaker 2: just one. I mean, just sort of a sample.
[7:28] Speaker 3: Just to be clear, do you identify as straight? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[7:32] Speaker 3: You identify as gay, Jason, yourself?
[7:37] Speaker 2: Why put a label on that?
[7:38] Speaker 4: He identifies as lives in LA.
[7:39] Speaker 1: He's fun, he's not gonna ruin a party.
[7:41] Speaker 3: That's kinda hot. We're gonna go with straight here.
[7:46] Speaker 4: I don't feel like the answer was straight.
[7:49] Speaker 1: Do not come in here and straight wash my producer.
[7:51] Speaker 3: This is classic queerbaiting. He doesn't want to identify as
[7:54] Speaker 3: straight because he knows views will get down.
[7:56] Speaker 1: Yeah, so many people are watching Get Worse because they're
[8:00] Speaker 1: holding on to a glimmer of hope.
[8:01] Speaker 2: That they could fuck me.
[8:04] Speaker 3: You do have a really sexy voice, by the way.
[8:05] Speaker 2: He's got a very sexy voice.
[8:06] Speaker 3: I didn't realize you had such a sexy radio voice. Anyway,
[8:10] Speaker 3: so just to repeat here, this is a straight man
[8:13] Speaker 3: wanting to monetize off of gay desires. I'm here, I'm listening.
[8:17] Speaker 2: Well, again, see, we can go tit for tat on
[8:20] Speaker 2: the label. That's, I guess, neither here nor there. But
[8:25] Speaker 2: the idea that I have, and I kind of wanted
[8:26] Speaker 2: to bring this up to you, Andrew, because I know
[8:28] Speaker 2: you work in computer science of some kind, is that right?
[8:31] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[8:32] Speaker 2: Okay, so tell me what you think about this. Basically,
[8:35] Speaker 2: the idea is it's an app on your phone that
[8:38] Speaker 2: much like Grindr, but for fist fights.
[8:41] Speaker 1: Oh, I like this.
[8:43] Speaker 3: Wait, what's the gay-adjacent part? This is like for.
[8:46] Speaker 5: It's gay-adjacent because there's something kind of gay about watching
[8:48] Speaker 5: men fight.
[8:49] Speaker 1: Can you watch?
[8:51] Speaker 2: You can watch? Yeah, well, I think there are three
[8:53] Speaker 2: basic modes that you can set. You have participant, you
[8:56] Speaker 2: have spectator, and you have referee.
[8:59] Speaker 1: Oh.
[9:00] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[9:01] Speaker 2: So you kind of set your tribe in that way. Cool, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[9:04] Speaker 1: It's like bottom-top.
[9:06] Speaker 2: You've heard of these?
[9:07] Speaker 4: Bottom top verse. Ref is verse.
[9:09] Speaker 1: Ref is verse, right. Yeah, I'm sort of verse for fighting.
[9:12] Speaker 1: I'll watch, but I'll get in there if I have to.
[9:14] Speaker 3: No, that's not verse.
[9:15] Speaker 1: That's cuck. Sorry, my apologies. I'm always getting those two confused.
[9:18] Speaker 3: So this is a fist fighting cuck app. And participant app.
[9:22] Speaker 3: I like the idea. I do not think your target
[9:24] Speaker 3: demographic is going to be gay men at all. That's
[9:27] Speaker 3: going to be some straight masculine men.
[9:30] Speaker 5: I think it's going to be maybe straight masculine men
[9:33] Speaker 5: who are struggling.
[9:34] Speaker 3: Repressed.
[9:36] Speaker 1: That's actually probably a better market.
[9:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
[9:38] Speaker 1: Because you know those guys aren't doing anything else.
[9:40] Speaker 2: That's interesting.
[9:41] Speaker 1: We should make a movie about this.
[9:43] Speaker 3: Maybe we should.
[9:43] Speaker 4: We should call it Fight Club.
[9:46] Speaker 1: Well, it's an app.
[9:46] Speaker 3: We should call it Fight Cuck.
[9:47] Speaker 2: No, that's dumb.
[9:48] Speaker 1: It's not a club. It's called Fight Cuck. I like
[9:50] Speaker 1: that a lot. Everybody go to the App Store, download FightCuck.
[9:54] Speaker 1: You found a sponsor.
[9:56] Speaker 4: You found a sponsor.
[9:57] Speaker 3: It's FightCuck. So dirty. But it's our show.
[9:59] Speaker 2: It's our app.
[10:01] Speaker 4: Double tased.
[10:02] Speaker 1: This is going really well, I just want to say.
[10:07] Speaker 1: And so now we're going to get to a little game.
[10:09] Speaker 3: Make a note. I would like to dig into Max's
[10:12] Speaker 3: sexuality later.
[10:13] Speaker 1: Yes. Max, write down that Andrew likes to stick.
[10:16] Speaker 2: We'll kick that can down the road.
[10:17] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[10:18] Speaker 2: Give me some time to figure it out.
[10:20] Speaker 1: Great, great, great, great, great.
[10:20] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[10:22] Speaker 3: Andrew.
[10:24] Speaker 1: Max writes down... Out.
[10:26] Speaker 3: Notes.
[10:27] Speaker 1: Figure out sexuality.
[10:28] Speaker 3: Figure out sexuality.
[10:29] Speaker 1: That's good.
[10:30] Speaker 4: I think you should key seat.
[10:31] Speaker 3: One of those. I think after Kyle gets a sponsor,
[10:34] Speaker 3: the next thing should be he gets tased until Max
[10:36] Speaker 3: figures out his sexuality.
[10:38] Speaker 1: Why would me getting tased help Max figure out his sexuality? Well,
[10:41] Speaker 1: because of Cup Fight. Max, don't answer that.
[10:42] Speaker 3: All right.
[10:44] Speaker 1: Next, we're going to play a little game that we
[10:45] Speaker 1: at the Get Worse podcast call Do You Think? And
[10:48] Speaker 1: this is a game where we find out do you
[10:51] Speaker 1: think and what do you think about that? What do
[10:55] Speaker 1: you think?
[10:55] Speaker 3: Okay.
[10:56] Speaker 1: That's what the game's called. This is sort of a
[10:58] Speaker 1: lightning round, so time is of the essence. Do not
[11:00] Speaker 1: dilly-dally on your answers, okay?
[11:03] Speaker 3: Okay.
[11:04] Speaker 1: Andrew, do you think pineapple belongs anywhere near pizza?
[11:07] Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
[11:08] Speaker 1: Hope, do you think evil is the presence of something
[11:10] Speaker 1: malevolent or the absence of something good?
[11:14] Speaker 4: Presence of something malevolent.
[11:16] Speaker 1: Andrew, Team Cap or Team Iron Man?
[11:17] Speaker 3: Ooh, Iron Man is cooler, but I look like Captain
[11:20] Speaker 3: America more.
[11:21] Speaker 1: Hope, do you think it's possible to ever truly know
[11:23] Speaker 1: another person or are we destined to walk the earth
[11:25] Speaker 1: as strangers, both to one another and to ourselves?
[11:28] Speaker 4: You can't ever really know someone because we're always changing.
[11:30] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's beautiful. Andrew, who would you rather do? Megan
[11:33] Speaker 1: Fox in her prime or Sidney Sweeney now?
[11:36] Speaker 3: Oh, Sydney Sweeney now, she's sweet.
[11:39] Speaker 1: Oh my God, he's wrong.
[11:41] Speaker 3: Okay, wait, wait, wait, okay, allegations and stuff aside.
[11:44] Speaker 1: The whole thing with the machine. We're gonna cut out
[11:46] Speaker 1: whatever your explanation is. Hope, who's your favorite Zodiac suspect?
[11:50] Speaker 1: Are you more of a Paul Dorstan or more of
[11:52] Speaker 1: an Arthur Lee Allen girly?
[11:54] Speaker 4: Arthur Lee Allen girly.
[11:55] Speaker 1: What about the handwriting?
[11:56] Speaker 4: Inadmissible in court.
[11:57] Speaker 1: Okay, Andrew, do you think Dua Lipa overrated?
[12:02] Speaker 2: No, underrated.
[12:04] Speaker 1: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Hope, do you think that suffering is an
[12:08] Speaker 1: inherent human need? Are we destined to find it everywhere
[12:10] Speaker 1: we go?
[12:11] Speaker 3: I feel like Hope's getting really nice, philosophical, amazing questions,
[12:14] Speaker 3: and I'm getting pop star smut.
[12:16] Speaker 4: Vice versa.
[12:17] Speaker 5: I think Dua Lipa is a philosophical question. I'm just
[12:20] Speaker 5: being asked about suffering.
[12:21] Speaker 4: Yes, it's inevitable.
[12:22] Speaker 1: It's inevitable, yes. And also, favorite Sabrina Carpenter song?
[12:25] Speaker 4: Man Child.
[12:26] Speaker 1: Wow.
[12:27] Speaker 3: Thank you.
[12:27] Speaker 1: That concludes Do You Think? That was really, really special, guys.
[12:32] Speaker 1: Really well put together. Now, we have received... thousands of
[12:37] Speaker 1: write in advice questions, um, over the past, uh, hour. And, um, what? Yeah.
[12:44] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[12:44] Speaker 1: People are going bananas. The people are, by the way,
[12:47] Speaker 1: I like, you know, like asked on the internet, I said,
[12:49] Speaker 1: would you, would you, uh, send me some advice questions?
[12:52] Speaker 3: People are not good.
[12:53] Speaker 1: There's like, it's like a, it's like a really bad time,
[12:56] Speaker 1: I guess. Um, so, um, I could have told you that. Yeah, yeah, no,
[13:00] Speaker 1: I just found out.
[13:02] Speaker 3: I'm just reading this now.
[13:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, nothing broke my bubble. I thought everything was awesome.
[13:09] Speaker 1: So I have a couple questions. You guys are going
[13:11] Speaker 1: to lend your incredible advice. And we're going to save
[13:16] Speaker 1: you all. We're going to save you people. And that
[13:19] Speaker 1: will make you very reliable consumers. Dear Kyle, I'm well
[13:24] Speaker 1: liked at my job. There is a lot of drama
[13:27] Speaker 1: in the workplace. And since I am popular with most
[13:29] Speaker 1: of my coworkers, I am told about both sides. No
[13:33] Speaker 1: one ever knows I'm being informed by both parties. I
[13:37] Speaker 1: don't want to be involved and definitely not in the
[13:39] Speaker 1: middle of the drama. What should I do?
[13:41] Speaker 4: You don't want to be involved?
[13:43] Speaker 3: Please.
[13:44] Speaker 4: That ship has sailed. You clearly want to be involved
[13:46] Speaker 4: if you're getting people from both parties telling you everything.
[13:49] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[13:49] Speaker 4: What do you mean I don't want to be involved?
[13:51] Speaker 1: What do you just have, like, you know, like a
[13:53] Speaker 1: really good listening face? There's a reason people are telling you,
[13:56] Speaker 1: and that's because you're... Egging them off. Yeah, you're messy.
[13:59] Speaker 3: You're telling both sides also what they want to hear.
[14:02] Speaker 3: So they're like, oh, they both think you're on their side.
[14:05] Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you're extremely fake. Here's what I think you
[14:07] Speaker 1: should do. Maybe that's what's going on.
[14:08] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[14:09] Speaker 3: Apply for Survivor and get on Survivor. And now you
[14:13] Speaker 3: get to take leave from work. You're going to get
[14:15] Speaker 3: removed from all the drama. You're going to be on
[14:16] Speaker 3: an island for 39 days. And you're going to win
[14:18] Speaker 3: because you're going to always be in the middle. People
[14:20] Speaker 3: are going to come to you. This is easy.
[14:22] Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think you're going to be upping the
[14:23] Speaker 5: amount of drama that you are involved in because you
[14:25] Speaker 5: clearly do want to be involved in drama.
[14:27] Speaker 1: Yeah, well, here's what I'll say. Whether you like it
[14:29] Speaker 1: or not, whether or not this person is actually a
[14:33] Speaker 1: fan of drama or not, we seem to doubt your
[14:35] Speaker 1: position here. You have stumbled into sort of a Lord Varys,
[14:39] Speaker 1: you know, kind of master of whispers, sort of like
[14:41] Speaker 1: chief eunuch sort of, you know, situation here.
[14:45] Speaker 3: Are they castrated? Do we want to ask?
[14:47] Speaker 1: Is there a way to follow up? Yeah, Max, will
[14:49] Speaker 1: you follow up and ask if the question asker is,
[14:51] Speaker 1: did you say castrated?
[14:53] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[14:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll dispatch a raven right now. Great, thank.
[14:57] Speaker 3: You.
[14:58] Speaker 1: So I guess essentially the situation that you are in
[15:01] Speaker 1: now is you hold information. Information is power. Information is valuable.
[15:06] Speaker 1: You need to start keeping very detailed notes, okay? You
[15:09] Speaker 1: need to write down everything everyone says to you about
[15:13] Speaker 1: the company, about the company's wrongdoings, about their wrongdoings at
[15:17] Speaker 1: the company, all the drama. And then the minute, the
[15:21] Speaker 1: minute it's time to come in and ask for a
[15:23] Speaker 1: raise or the minute it's time for someone to, you know,
[15:25] Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, whatever, try and fire you,
[15:27] Speaker 1: try to let you go. It's sort of downsizing season.
[15:30] Speaker 1: What you need to do is you need to say,
[15:32] Speaker 1: you have no idea what the fuck I have in
[15:34] Speaker 1: this notebook here.
[15:35] Speaker 4: And I want to raise the stakes a little bit.
[15:38] Speaker 4: I don't think you need a notebook. I think you
[15:39] Speaker 4: should be doing voice memos.
[15:41] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[15:41] Speaker 3: Oh, great, great, great.
[15:42] Speaker 5: Recording people telling you the drama, because they're not looking
[15:44] Speaker 5: at you.
[15:45] Speaker 1: See, I have this in a Google Drive, and the
[15:47] Speaker 1: second I am fired, it hits the internet. Or killed.
[15:51] Speaker 1: Do not do it. Say, if I go and check
[15:53] Speaker 1: it every two hours, all this drama hits the fucking YouTube.
[15:56] Speaker 3: All right? And to elevate things even further, you are
[16:00] Speaker 3: currently the passageway for all the information, which means... You
[16:04] Speaker 3: have power too in what the information is. You can
[16:08] Speaker 3: augment it a little bit.
[16:09] Speaker 1: Yes, that's a great, that also happens in Game of Thrones.
[16:11] Speaker 3: Feed in some lies.
[16:12] Speaker 1: Yes, feed in some lies.
[16:13] Speaker 3: The best lies have a lot of truth in them.
[16:16] Speaker 1: Clearly, you are a trustworthy person who everyone comes to
[16:19] Speaker 1: with their problems. And what you need to do is
[16:21] Speaker 1: slowly erode that trust, lie by lie, minute by minute.
[16:25] Speaker 1: You are in a very powerful position. You might not
[16:26] Speaker 1: want power. The people who deserve it never do.
[16:30] Speaker 3: Can we get this chief castrated person's information? I want
[16:33] Speaker 3: to be on his side. I want to be there
[16:35] Speaker 3: when he rises to power.
[16:37] Speaker 1: Andrew's looking for a job at the dramatic company.
[16:41] Speaker 4: It's like the Holiday Inn.
[16:42] Speaker 1: There's never drama at a good company, I don't think. No,
[16:49] Speaker 1: that's not true. Facebook. good company, good company that does
[16:53] Speaker 1: good stuff, right? Everybody a big fan?
[16:55] Speaker 2: Net positive for the world.
[16:57] Speaker 1: Here's what I want to say, just real quick, as
[16:59] Speaker 1: an aside. I love products. I just love them. And
[17:02] Speaker 1: you know, since people in my life and my followers
[17:05] Speaker 1: know that I love products, they're always constantly asking me
[17:08] Speaker 1: what to buy. And I would love somebody to cut
[17:11] Speaker 1: through the noise and tell me what to tell people.
[17:15] Speaker 4: Do I want prebiotic soda? I don't know. Kyle hasn't
[17:18] Speaker 4: told me yet.
[17:19] Speaker 3: I'm ready to tell her.
[17:20] Speaker 1: I'm ready to say a brand name. And I need
[17:22] Speaker 1: somebody to tell me what that brand name is for money.
[17:25] Speaker 4: Do I need lotion?
[17:27] Speaker 1: I mean, yes. Zoom in. All right. Andrew, you're going
[17:33] Speaker 1: to love this one. Dear Kyle and guests, how does
[17:37] Speaker 1: one spread the gay agenda? I'm afraid I've been doing
[17:40] Speaker 1: it wrong my whole life.
[17:42] Speaker 3: Oh, do they include any details about what they've been trying? No.
[17:45] Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, okay.
[17:46] Speaker 1: So, how do you sort of, you know, spread gay
[17:52] Speaker 1: information in small ways?
[17:54] Speaker 3: Well, and it's more than just information. It's also desire
[17:57] Speaker 3: and appeal, and it's like, come to our side.
[17:59] Speaker 1: I see.
[18:00] Speaker 3: Offering cookies no longer works. You really need to like.
[18:03] Speaker 1: Were gay men doing that? Was that part of the
[18:05] Speaker 1: gay agenda?
[18:05] Speaker 3: Join the dark side, we have cookies.
[18:06] Speaker 1: Giving people cookies? Yeah, I know. Okay.
[18:08] Speaker 3: Millennial. Yeah.
[18:09] Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, that was a millennial reference. You're gonna wanna
[18:12] Speaker 4: cut that.
[18:12] Speaker 1: Yeah, we're cutting that.
[18:14] Speaker 3: God, yeah, that really does age me, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
[18:19] Speaker 3: I think the first thing you need to do is infiltrate,
[18:22] Speaker 3: so find straight spaces, join a football team, whatever you
[18:25] Speaker 3: need to do, and then from there you'll have access
[18:28] Speaker 3: to straight men, straight people, and maybe, hey, this person's been.
[18:32] Speaker 1: Sorry, I think it's kind of funny that you were like,
[18:35] Speaker 1: join a straight space, like a football team. Like, do
[18:40] Speaker 1: you not?
[18:40] Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait. Are you objecting to the premise that
[18:43] Speaker 3: it's not a straight space?
[18:44] Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's kind of a funny thing to
[18:46] Speaker 1: recommend to be like, yeah, you have to join the
[18:49] Speaker 1: Packers or whatever. You have to join the Detroit Lions
[18:54] Speaker 1: to infiltrate. Some gay guy's just getting incredible at football.
[18:59] Speaker 4: Well, I was kind of thinking I was.
[19:01] Speaker 5: Going to go to the cafe, but I guess I'm
[19:04] Speaker 5: in the Packers now.
[19:05] Speaker 1: I had to find straight people, so I became a
[19:08] Speaker 1: first-round draft pick.
[19:09] Speaker 3: I'm 35 years old.
[19:10] Speaker 4: I suddenly am a star football player.
[19:13] Speaker 1: Making $ 17 million a year just to make people gay.
[19:18] Speaker 3: And I want to thank you for your service and
[19:19] Speaker 3: your sacrifice and your commitment to the sport and more
[19:23] Speaker 3: importantly to the gay agenda.
[19:24] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course. So join a straight space and
[19:27] Speaker 1: then you just kind of like what? You guys have no.
[19:32] Speaker 2: Idea what it's like.
[19:33] Speaker 1: It's awesome.
[19:33] Speaker 3: Yeah, and advertising always works twice. So make sure you're
[19:37] Speaker 3: bringing it up frequently.
[19:38] Speaker 1: It always works twice?
[19:40] Speaker 3: Yeah, so the first time people see an ad, it
[19:42] Speaker 3: doesn't necessarily work.
[19:43] Speaker 1: So it only works one or two times.
[19:45] Speaker 3: You have to usually like, see an ad over time,
[19:48] Speaker 3: and then you start consuming the product.
[19:49] Speaker 1: I see.
[19:50] Speaker 3: And so if you want them to start consuming gayness,
[19:53] Speaker 3: or yourself, right?
[19:54] Speaker 1: You should gay subliminal message them.
[19:56] Speaker 3: That would work too. Yeah, yeah. You really have to
[19:57] Speaker 3: find ways to like flip through your.
[19:59] Speaker 1: Camera roll really quickly and have some gay stuff in
[20:01] Speaker 1: there and just scan by it really quick so that
[20:03] Speaker 1: the subconscious picks it up but the conscious mind doesn't
[20:05] Speaker 1: pick it up.
[20:06] Speaker 3: Should we do some role play? Like if we were
[20:07] Speaker 3: in the football locker room Should I leave?
[20:11] Speaker 1: Hope stay. I would not feel safe if you weren't here.
[20:13] Speaker 3: Hope's Day, I like when people watch.
[20:15] Speaker 1: Okay, okay. All right, yeah, we'll do a little role
[20:17] Speaker 1: play exercise. So I'm on the Lions, the Packers. What
[20:23] Speaker 1: team am I on? The Buccaneers. I'm on the Bengals. Okay,
[20:25] Speaker 1: I'm on the Bengals.
[20:26] Speaker 3: That's a football team. What state is this? Cincinnati. Well, Ohio.
[20:30] Speaker 1: Okay, we're in this. So we're both on the Cincinnati Bengals.
[20:34] Speaker 3: We just won a game.
[20:35] Speaker 1: Okay, we just won a game.
[20:36] Speaker 4: We're slapping each other's asses.
[20:37] Speaker 3: We're in the shower.
[20:39] Speaker 1: All right, I'm straight. Yes, you're gay.
[20:42] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. In this scenario.
[20:43] Speaker 1: In this scenario. Yeah.
[20:44] Speaker 2: And Kyle's like the place kicker.
[20:47] Speaker 1: The place kicker.
[20:48] Speaker 2: You're the place kicker.
[20:49] Speaker 1: Okay.
[20:50] Speaker 2: Andrew's the long snapper.
[20:51] Speaker 4: And I'm the coach who's covered in Gatorade.
[20:53] Speaker 3: You're the coach who's covered in Gatorade. This is the
[20:56] Speaker 3: best day of your life.
[20:57] Speaker 1: Okay.
[20:57] Speaker 3: All right. You ready?
[20:59] Speaker 1: What does a place kicker do?
[21:00] Speaker 2: You kick the ball. Oh, okay, great. Yeah, yeah.
[21:02] Speaker 3: And what was mine?
[21:04] Speaker 2: You're the one who.
[21:05] Speaker 3: You're a tight end.
[21:06] Speaker 2: That works too.
[21:07] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[21:07] Speaker 3: No, no. I also don't know what that one does.
[21:09] Speaker 2: So the long snapper, you, you snap the ball through
[21:12] Speaker 2: your legs and it flies back like a really, a
[21:16] Speaker 2: great distance to be caught by the holder. Yeah.
[21:19] Speaker 3: I'm ready.
[21:20] Speaker 2: I'm ready.
[21:21] Speaker 3: We're ready.
[21:21] Speaker 2: We're ready.
[21:22] Speaker 1: Okay.
[21:23] Speaker 3: Oh dude.
[21:25] Speaker 1: That was awesome. That was really great.
[21:26] Speaker 3: That was all this water all over my glistening body. Also,
[21:29] Speaker 3: it's just feels so nice right now.
[21:31] Speaker 1: That's awesome, dude. That's awesome.
[21:32] Speaker 3: You know, There was a moment in the game, you know,
[21:34] Speaker 3: when I snapped the ball between my legs.
[21:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really cool.
[21:37] Speaker 3: It just reminded me of the last time I had...
[21:39] Speaker 3: Have you ever had, like, something big and long between
[21:41] Speaker 3: your legs? Dude.
[21:42] Speaker 1: Constantly.
[21:42] Speaker 3: It feels so good. Yeah, no, no, but, like, something, like,
[21:45] Speaker 3: really in there. Uh, yes. I was hooking up with...
[21:48] Speaker 3: I was doing gay stuff the other week, hooking up
[21:49] Speaker 3: with this guy, and it just... Dude, you have to
[21:51] Speaker 3: try it sometimes. Really? Yeah, have you ever, like, tried
[21:54] Speaker 3: getting with a guy?
[21:54] Speaker 1: Uh, no, I haven't.
[21:55] Speaker 3: It's really good for your game, too.
[21:57] Speaker 2: Really?
[21:57] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[21:58] Speaker 1: It makes you better at football?
[21:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like, imagine how much better you could kick.
[22:01] Speaker 1: Coach, is this true?
[22:03] Speaker 5: And just so you guys know, I've been touching myself
[22:05] Speaker 5: this whole time.
[22:07] Speaker 3: And scene. Wow. Wow.
[22:10] Speaker 1: I think this was really good and actionable advice. So
[22:16] Speaker 1: the advice that we're giving you, the listener, is you've
[22:19] Speaker 1: got to join the Cincinnati Bengals. Who day? And your
[22:25] Speaker 1: coach is going to touch themselves in front of you.
[22:28] Speaker 3: While covered in Gatorade.
[22:29] Speaker 1: While covered in Gatorade.
[22:30] Speaker 3: Notably not showering. Standing right outside the shower, gooped up
[22:34] Speaker 3: with Gatorade, and having the time of his life. Sorry.
[22:37] Speaker 1: Gatorade's not goopy. Dear Kyle, my sister refers to my
[22:42] Speaker 1: niece as Bestie, and me just by my first name.
[22:47] Speaker 1: To me, this feels like she does not love me
[22:50] Speaker 1: as much as Bestie. Bestie doesn't is this true or
[22:53] Speaker 1: is she merely trying to appeal to the youths? Okay, sorry,
[22:58] Speaker 1: hold on my sister refers to my niece. Yeah, I'm
[23:02] Speaker 1: also like doing the truck Yeah, so that would be
[23:04] Speaker 1: your sister's daughter.
[23:06] Speaker 4: Yeah, I Does my sister love her daughter more than me?
[23:09] Speaker 2: Yeah. You think so?
[23:11] Speaker 4: And guess what, guys? I actually found out I'm getting
[23:12] Speaker 4: a niece yesterday.
[23:13] Speaker 1: Oh my God.
[23:14] Speaker 4: I found out yesterday.
[23:15] Speaker 1: That is, congratulations.
[23:17] Speaker 5: And I've already been calling her bestie. And I do
[23:19] Speaker 5: already love her more than my brother. So obviously my
[23:21] Speaker 5: brother would love the baby more than me.
[23:24] Speaker 1: You are calling the baby bestie through the tummy?
[23:27] Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I haven't been around the tummy, but
[23:29] Speaker 5: I've been like, I texted my best friend and I said,
[23:31] Speaker 5: I'm getting a niece, so I don't need your washed
[23:33] Speaker 5: up ass anymore.
[23:33] Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes. Okay, okay. So I'm getting with it, okay?
[23:39] Speaker 1: I'm sort of orienting myself here. This question asker is
[23:42] Speaker 1: offended that her sister has a nickname for her child.
[23:45] Speaker 4: Yeah, no, she's a narcissist.
[23:46] Speaker 3: I'm really glad you clarified that, because in my mind
[23:49] Speaker 3: it was like, oh, she likes my daughter more than me. No. No.
[23:54] Speaker 4: She likes her own daughter.
[23:56] Speaker 1: And the question is, and I think that you've sort
[23:59] Speaker 1: of put this into words here, is that does a
[24:02] Speaker 1: mother's love outrank a sister's love? And the answer is absolutely.
[24:08] Speaker 1: And know your place.
[24:09] Speaker 3: Well, no, I think we need to answer the question
[24:12] Speaker 3: that is implied in this question, and that's, and what
[24:14] Speaker 3: do I do about it?
[24:16] Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
[24:16] Speaker 3: She has a problem. The problem is that her sister
[24:18] Speaker 3: loves her daughter more than her. How do you solve that?
[24:20] Speaker 4: Kidnap the daughter.
[24:21] Speaker 1: Okay, no, because that will only amplify the mother's love.
[24:25] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you erode a mother's love?
[24:28] Speaker 1: I think that you have to.
[24:29] Speaker 4: Turn the baby gay.
[24:34] Speaker 1: Your baby, your sister's baby needs to join the Cincinnati Bengals.
[24:38] Speaker 1: Because that's where they're making gay people.
[24:42] Speaker 3: Oh, my God. According to Andrew.
[24:44] Speaker 1: And that's the express opinion of the Get Worse podcast.
[24:48] Speaker 1: So I think you need to, if you really are,
[24:52] Speaker 1: you know, sort of offended and upset by this, you
[24:54] Speaker 1: do need to erode the relationship between your sister and
[24:57] Speaker 1: her daughter. And that's not going to feel worth it
[24:58] Speaker 1: for a long time.
[25:00] Speaker 4: And probably won't be worth it.
[25:01] Speaker 1: It probably won't actually be worth it, but we're not
[25:04] Speaker 1: here to tell you what's worth it and what's not.
[25:06] Speaker 1: We're here to give advice.
[25:07] Speaker 3: And I want to commend Hope for such a succinct...
[25:10] Speaker 3: Turn the baby gay.
[25:11] Speaker 1: Turn the baby gay.
[25:13] Speaker 3: Instantly erode the mother's love.
[25:15] Speaker 1: Instantly erode the mother's love.
[25:16] Speaker 4: Works every time.
[25:18] Speaker 1: The other thing is that, yeah, I mean, I think that, like,
[25:21] Speaker 1: you go over to your sister's house, okay?
[25:23] Speaker 3: You're there.
[25:24] Speaker 1: You're sort of like an operative. You're there to erode love.
[25:26] Speaker 3: Right.
[25:27] Speaker 1: And so there's a moment, you know, your niece leaves
[25:30] Speaker 1: the room, and you say to your sister, you say.
[25:34] Speaker 1: Kind of a difficult kid.
[25:37] Speaker 3: That was such a Sue Sylvester delivery, and I love that. Yeah,
[25:41] Speaker 3: so channel Sue Sylvester.
[25:42] Speaker 1: When I watch Sue Sylvester, I do feel represented.
[25:45] Speaker 3: It is kind of you, actually.
[25:46] Speaker 1: It is a little bit like we have the same,
[25:48] Speaker 1: for a long time we had the same haircut. When
[25:50] Speaker 1: I see Sue Sylvester in a scene, that is my
[25:55] Speaker 1: audience surrogate. It's like a really mean lesbian cheerleading coach.
[25:59] Speaker 3: It's so important that you're represented.
[26:00] Speaker 1: Late 50s, early 60s.
[26:01] Speaker 4: And you're such a Will Schuster.
[26:04] Speaker 3: Oh, ouch.
[26:06] Speaker 1: Real quick tangent. I'm in a Glee group chat where
[26:08] Speaker 1: we just pretty much discuss the show Glee.
[26:11] Speaker 3: Vulnerable confession. Vulnerable confession.
[26:14] Speaker 4: And this is the person that you guys are asking
[26:15] Speaker 4: for advice.
[26:16] Speaker 3: It's me.
[26:16] Speaker 1: It's me and seven women. And we have been sending
[26:21] Speaker 1: quite a few TikToks around of Matthew Morrison, who played
[26:24] Speaker 1: Will Schuster. And there's one of him at a concert dancing.
[26:28] Speaker 1: And the top comment on that video was, I would
[26:31] Speaker 1: love for him to try a looser gene. 10,000 likes.
[26:37] Speaker 1: If someone commented that on a video of me, I
[26:41] Speaker 1: would be making a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
[26:44] Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now.
[26:46] Speaker 4: That's actually going to be the caption of our TikTok.
[26:49] Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. I would love for him to try
[26:50] Speaker 1: a looser gene.
[26:53] Speaker 3: It's like already so loose, and they're like, looser!
[26:57] Speaker 1: I don't want to be able to see anything. I
[27:00] Speaker 1: want to kind of question whether or not you have legs.
[27:02] Speaker 1: I want it to look like a skirt. I want
[27:04] Speaker 1: you to look like one of them hocus pocus witches.
[27:06] Speaker 1: Erode the relationship between your sister and her daughter. And
[27:11] Speaker 1: then become a cool aunt to the daughter. Now you're bestie.
[27:18] Speaker 1: And now your sister has nothing. Because you're going to
[27:20] Speaker 1: cut her off. You're going to become sort of the
[27:23] Speaker 1: primary figure in her daughter's life.
[27:25] Speaker 2: I wonder, is there maybe some kind of predatory religious
[27:28] Speaker 2: organization that you could drive your sister into? That's awesome.
[27:32] Speaker 1: That's really good.
[27:35] Speaker 3: Do you want to list a few?
[27:38] Speaker 1: Do you want to name a few predatory religious organizations
[27:40] Speaker 1: that you could?
[27:40] Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. I mean, what are the safe ones?
[27:42] Speaker 1: And let's order them from worst to best.
[27:44] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
[27:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the break, we'll be ranking the
[27:48] Speaker 2: world religions. So stay tuned.
[27:50] Speaker 5: With a few words from our sponsor first.
[27:53] Speaker 1: Better help.
[27:57] Speaker 3: Okay. Kyle, did you place our ad right before you
[28:00] Speaker 3: ranked all world religions worst to best?
[28:03] Speaker 1: And I say, listen, yes. And also, you're not going
[28:06] Speaker 1: to like what I said. You're just not going to
[28:08] Speaker 1: like what I said. You know, I died for two
[28:11] Speaker 1: minutes when I was nine years old. And people always
[28:16] Speaker 1: want to ask me, is there a God? And the
[28:18] Speaker 1: answer is yes. But it's not the one you would think.
[28:23] Speaker 4: Which one is it?
[28:24] Speaker 1: Dear Kyle, I'll tell you.
[28:26] Speaker 3: It's Zeus.
[28:28] Speaker 1: I'll tell you off mic. I can't. I'll tell you
[28:30] Speaker 1: off mic. I said not the one you would think. No,
[28:31] Speaker 1: it's not the one you would think. Listen, I'll tell
[28:34] Speaker 1: you off mic. I'll tell you off mic. It's crazy.
[28:37] Speaker 3: God exists, dot, dot, dot.
[28:39] Speaker 1: But it's not the one you would think.
[28:40] Speaker 3: It's like, oh man, this is paywalled.
[28:42] Speaker 1: Well, it's also like, what's the one you would think, right?
[28:44] Speaker 3: It is paywalled.
[28:46] Speaker 1: Dear Kyle and guests, what are some ways that I
[28:49] Speaker 1: can ruin Thanksgiving for my hypocritical, is it hypocritical?
[28:55] Speaker 3: Hypocritical.
[28:56] Speaker 5: Hypocritical hip-hop hypocritical guys hypocritical.
[29:00] Speaker 1: What are some ways that i could ruin thanksgiving for
[29:03] Speaker 1: my hippopotamus uh what are some ways i can ruin
[29:07] Speaker 1: thanksgiving for my hypocritical i'll hypocritical.
[29:09] Speaker 3: Yeah the greek guy it's also sometimes.
[29:12] Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah it's kind of a i think it's
[29:16] Speaker 1: it's that oath you take to not kill patients yeah
[29:18] Speaker 1: um dear kyle what are some ways that i can
[29:20] Speaker 1: ruin thanksgiving for my oh i did i actually do
[29:22] Speaker 1: think it is hypocritical Dear Kyle, what are some ways
[29:28] Speaker 1: that I can ruin Thanksgiving for my hypocritical MAGA family?
[29:32] Speaker 4: Hypocritical. I think it's hypocritical.
[29:33] Speaker 3: No, no, it's definitely hypocritical. Either one. Have you never
[29:36] Speaker 3: said the word hypocritical before?
[29:37] Speaker 5: No.
[29:40] Speaker 4: A lot of Thanksgivings.
[29:41] Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no. I really take in input. I
[29:44] Speaker 1: really just judge people. It's not based on my behavior
[29:46] Speaker 1: at all.
[29:47] Speaker 4: I'm not joking.
[29:49] Speaker 2: Oh, no.
[29:50] Speaker 3: You've ruined all the Thanksgivings?
[29:51] Speaker 5: Yeah, well, at my last family Thanksgiving that I went to,
[29:54] Speaker 5: my aunt and uncle.
[29:55] Speaker 4: Got divorced afterwards.
[29:56] Speaker 1: Wow, and you did that?
[29:57] Speaker 4: Well, my uncle texted me, and he said, it's not
[30:00] Speaker 4: your fault.
[30:02] Speaker 1: Which obviously translates to.
[30:04] Speaker 4: It was my fault.
[30:04] Speaker 1: Which, of course, is true. Tell us fucking everything.
[30:07] Speaker 4: Okay, what you have to do is you have to
[30:09] Speaker 4: play a game.
[30:09] Speaker 3: How recent was this?
[30:10] Speaker 4: Two years ago.
[30:11] Speaker 3: Okay, that was recent.
[30:12] Speaker 5: Yeah, so I haven't been invited back to my own
[30:15] Speaker 5: family thing, to my mom's house.
[30:17] Speaker 3: And this fate could be yours, listener, if you follow
[30:19] Speaker 3: this advice.
[30:19] Speaker 4: This could be yours.
[30:21] Speaker 1: So we're going to start by saying, hope is about
[30:23] Speaker 1: to give you the path to make anybody get divorced.
[30:27] Speaker 1: And the... Did you pop the whole pickle jar lid
[30:30] Speaker 1: off or did they loosen it for you a little bit?
[30:32] Speaker 4: Oh, they loosened it.
[30:33] Speaker 1: Okay, tell me everything.
[30:34] Speaker 4: They loosened it.
[30:35] Speaker 2: Tell me everything.
[30:35] Speaker 4: Trust me, it was loosey-goosey.
[30:37] Speaker 2: Okay.
[30:37] Speaker 4: And then we played.
[30:38] Speaker 1: You just said, like, pass the potatoes and you said,
[30:40] Speaker 1: I fucking hate you. I hate looking at you. I'm leaving.
[30:44] Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
[30:45] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[30:46] Speaker 4: We played Trivial Pursuit.
[30:48] Speaker 1: Okay.
[30:49] Speaker 4: And that's kind of, like, a big key into things.
[30:51] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[30:52] Speaker 4: Now, my aunt got super.
[30:53] Speaker 1: How long should a couple be together?
[30:56] Speaker 5: Here's what happened is that my aunt, like, was asked
[30:59] Speaker 5: a question, because we're playing Trivial Pursuit, and then she
[31:02] Speaker 5: got the question wrong, which I knew because the answers
[31:06] Speaker 5: are on the other side of the card.
[31:08] Speaker 4: I told her she got it wrong, and she just went,
[31:11] Speaker 4: you always have to be right, don't you? And then
[31:15] Speaker 4: my uncle was like, well, in this case, she is right.
[31:20] Speaker 4: And then she went like this.
[31:24] Speaker 5: And then they got into a fight at the table,
[31:27] Speaker 5: like a foot in front of me, And then they
[31:30] Speaker 5: got divorced.
[31:31] Speaker 3: Wow. That is wild.
[31:34] Speaker 1: You should have picked up a card and be like,
[31:35] Speaker 1: which two people at this table shouldn't be married anymore?
[31:39] Speaker 4: Well, it said C.
[31:39] Speaker 3: This one's a write-in. I think you did the right
[31:43] Speaker 3: thing by not backing down, because the other solution is like, oh... yeah,
[31:46] Speaker 3: my bad, you were right.
[31:48] Speaker 4: Well, it was bizarre. It was like a question about geography.
[31:51] Speaker 1: Like, it's not subjective.
[31:53] Speaker 5: And then I like, yeah, I guess I did double,
[31:56] Speaker 5: triple down, but what am I supposed to do? But
[31:58] Speaker 5: I didn't really think this is going to be the
[32:00] Speaker 5: straw on the camel's back.
[32:03] Speaker 1: I would say there are a lot of games that
[32:05] Speaker 1: are subjective. Apples to Apples.
[32:08] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[32:09] Speaker 4: Cards Against Humanity.
[32:10] Speaker 1: Cards Against Humanity. Some other game with the same format.
[32:13] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[32:14] Speaker 1: Trivia is not a subjective game.
[32:17] Speaker 4: That's what I said.
[32:18] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[32:19] Speaker 1: And so just by being correct in the vicinity of
[32:24] Speaker 1: your aunt, you ruined her relationship.
[32:26] Speaker 3: Which I will say, being correct in the vicinity of
[32:28] Speaker 3: people is a great way to ruin any Thanksgiving that's MAGA.
[32:33] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[32:34] Speaker 4: You just really be correct.
[32:36] Speaker 1: I have actually the opposite advice.
[32:40] Speaker 4: Okay. Do marriage counseling for your aunt and uncle.
[32:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your aunt and uncle back together.
[32:47] Speaker 1: Because they do love each other, and they do belong together.
[32:51] Speaker 1: So I have a certain percentage of my family leans
[32:58] Speaker 1: that direction. I think most people do. I'm no Sidney Sweeney,
[33:02] Speaker 1: but a few of my.
[33:03] Speaker 4: Well, you're not Andrew's child.
[33:06] Speaker 1: And that's why Andrew won't fuck me.
[33:08] Speaker 3: Um.
[33:09] Speaker 4: Kyle, I'm sure he will.
[33:11] Speaker 1: No, I'm kidding. He's trying. So, here we go.
[33:14] Speaker 3: Sydney or bust?
[33:15] Speaker 1: Sydney or bust. Sydney and bust is what you mean. Nice.
[33:19] Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[33:20] Speaker 4: I'm gonna go.
[33:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, please go.
[33:23] Speaker 3: Okay. I'm gonna put Kyle in this Sydney outfit and
[33:26] Speaker 3: we're gonna need some time alone. Please leave.
[33:29] Speaker 1: It's jeans. So a certain amount of people in my
[33:33] Speaker 1: family lean that way. What my brother and I started doing,
[33:35] Speaker 1: which is really fun, is that you sort of listen
[33:39] Speaker 1: for these sort of like MAGA conspiracy sort of like,
[33:43] Speaker 1: what are the hotkeys? Like... Raw milk.
[33:47] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[33:48] Speaker 1: Raw milk. Yeah, sure. Totally.
[33:49] Speaker 3: Epstein.
[33:49] Speaker 1: You listen for these words and then you try to
[33:53] Speaker 1: play improv that their thing is real and correct. So
[33:59] Speaker 1: for instance... Um, you know, my, uh, somebody in my
[34:02] Speaker 1: family had a, uh, you know, like a, there's like
[34:04] Speaker 1: an Oprah, Tom Hanks, uh, eat babies thing. Um, depending
[34:08] Speaker 1: on how far along you are in your journey.
[34:09] Speaker 2: Adrenochrome.
[34:10] Speaker 1: Uh, what?
[34:12] Speaker 2: Adrenochrome.
[34:13] Speaker 1: What is that?
[34:14] Speaker 2: It's this like QAnon conspiracy. He knows what I'm talking about.
[34:18] Speaker 1: I haven't seen everything on the internet.
[34:19] Speaker 2: It's that Tom Hanks and Oprah are harvesting this chemical
[34:27] Speaker 2: called adrenochrome and that they get from baby's blood and
[34:31] Speaker 2: that that's how they're, then they're using it to stay
[34:33] Speaker 2: young forever. Yeah.
[34:35] Speaker 5: And only specifically Tom Hanks.
[34:37] Speaker 2: No, like all of.
[34:38] Speaker 1: The, all of the Hollywood, you know, yeah. All of us,
[34:42] Speaker 1: all of us, all of us.
[34:43] Speaker 3: This doesn't even sound right wing. This just sounds like
[34:46] Speaker 3: not related to politics in any way.
[34:47] Speaker 1: Just a wild, believe it or not.
[34:49] Speaker 2: It is.
[34:50] Speaker 1: Um, yeah. Um, and so what we would do is
[34:54] Speaker 1: we would be like, yeah, you know, my brother and
[34:55] Speaker 1: I would be like, yeah, you know, we're, we're, we're
[34:57] Speaker 1: out there in Southern California. That's true. That's like well-known.
[35:00] Speaker 1: That's a well-known secret. You just try to get on
[35:02] Speaker 1: board with whatever they say and see if you can
[35:05] Speaker 1: one-up their crazy. And they ask, what are you doing
[35:09] Speaker 1: right now? What have you been up to? You say,
[35:11] Speaker 1: I'm doing PR for Antifa. I'm trying to– I work
[35:18] Speaker 1: at the Molotov cocktail factory.
[35:20] Speaker 4: I'm sourcing the babies that they eat.
[35:22] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[35:23] Speaker 1: I run a daycare. You just try to go beyond
[35:28] Speaker 1: their crazy until they get worried about you. And then
[35:32] Speaker 1: it makes them look in the mirror.
[35:33] Speaker 4: Right, yeah. You live in their reality and you amplify it.
[35:36] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[35:37] Speaker 1: You try to reflect back to them how they appear.
[35:42] Speaker 3: Yes.
[35:43] Speaker 4: You say the Atlantic is bigger than the Pacific.
[35:45] Speaker 1: It's essential that while you're doing this, you are not
[35:48] Speaker 1: recorded in any way because you're not going to like
[35:51] Speaker 1: the way you sound when you talk through this kind
[35:54] Speaker 1: of stuff.
[35:54] Speaker 4: But you're going to like the way you look.
[35:55] Speaker 2: You're going to like.
[35:56] Speaker 1: The way you look.
[35:57] Speaker 2: We guarantee it.
[35:58] Speaker 4: We guarantee it.
[35:59] Speaker 2: Men's Warehouse, call us.
[36:00] Speaker 1: There it is. Men's Warehouse, please, please call us.
[36:06] Speaker 5: I mean, a fail-proof way to ruin Thanksgiving is take
[36:10] Speaker 5: your shirt off at the table.
[36:13] Speaker 4: Everyone would hate that.
[36:14] Speaker 1: I disagree.
[36:16] Speaker 4: If your cousin took out her big tits, wouldn't you
[36:19] Speaker 4: be uncomfortable?
[36:20] Speaker 2: Is she hot?
[36:22] Speaker 4: That's kind of worse, though.
[36:23] Speaker 3: Isn't it?
[36:24] Speaker 1: You're not going to like my answer.
[36:27] Speaker 4: I'm just saying nudity ruins Thanksgiving every time.
[36:30] Speaker 1: I guess so. It depends how good your body is.
[36:32] Speaker 1: I will say.
[36:32] Speaker 4: It depends on how much you want to fuck your cousin.
[36:36] Speaker 1: That's how you find out if you have pretty privilege.
[36:38] Speaker 1: If you take your shirt off at the... This is
[36:41] Speaker 1: a non sequitur. This is true. My brother, for whatever
[36:45] Speaker 1: reason a few years ago, got like otherworldly kind of
[36:48] Speaker 1: bodybuilder jacked. And he took a picture of himself in
[36:51] Speaker 1: the LA Fitness just like fully like hulked out or whatever.
[36:55] Speaker 1: And I think it's so funny. It's like my favorite picture.
[36:58] Speaker 1: He looks like scary, scary jacked. And my parents have
[37:02] Speaker 1: an aura frame yeah you know or frame orphan please
[37:05] Speaker 1: cost I the or frame cycles through pictures a precious
[37:08] Speaker 1: family memories and anyone on the Wi-Fi can upload photos
[37:12] Speaker 1: to it and so I upload like a hundred photos
[37:14] Speaker 1: at this time specifically.
[37:16] Speaker 3: My brother just like rip this.
[37:17] Speaker 1: Hell in the and I was like this is funny
[37:19] Speaker 1: this will embarrass him and everybody will hate it not
[37:22] Speaker 1: the case like literally my family just stands around like
[37:25] Speaker 1: looking at it like and like my like my like
[37:27] Speaker 1: aunts and my grandmother or whatever just like he is
[37:29] Speaker 1: such a beautiful boy so good-looking he is really just
[37:33] Speaker 1: Really quite nice. And that's how we really found out
[37:37] Speaker 1: that my brother was really hot.
[37:38] Speaker 4: And is he here today?
[37:41] Speaker 1: No, he's not.
[37:43] Speaker 4: Andrew, make room.
[37:44] Speaker 1: He'll be at the next one. He'll be at the
[37:47] Speaker 1: next one. That's the end of our questions. I think
[37:51] Speaker 1: we did quite good work. I think those are all
[37:54] Speaker 1: very actionable.
[37:56] Speaker 3: Actionable.
[37:56] Speaker 1: Get your aunt and uncles divorced. Join the Cincinnati Bengals
[38:00] Speaker 1: if you want to be gay.
[38:02] Speaker 4: Or if you want your niece to be gay.
[38:05] Speaker 1: Become a eunuch, make your niece gay.
[38:07] Speaker 3: Get your sister enrolled in a predatory religious couple.
[38:12] Speaker 1: This is all stuff that we expressly recommend and is
[38:14] Speaker 1: legal advice. And you can take that to court. We
[38:19] Speaker 1: are about to play a game. Not a game. We're
[38:22] Speaker 1: going to give one final question. This is our final segment.
[38:25] Speaker 4: Why are you bringing the taser out?
[38:28] Speaker 3: Every time he says we're going to do something, my heart, like, beats.
[38:32] Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to do something really fun.
[38:35] Speaker 3: Have you guys heard of The Hunger Games?
[38:37] Speaker 2: Yeah, have you guys heard of it?
[38:38] Speaker 3: It's awesome.
[38:39] Speaker 1: It really got me back into reading when I was 12.
[38:42] Speaker 1: So the game is called What's the Worst Thing About You? Andrew,
[38:48] Speaker 1: you go first.
[38:50] Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
[38:51] Speaker 1: What's the worst thing about you? And do not bring
[38:55] Speaker 1: the mood down too far.
[38:57] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Like, I think, you
[39:03] Speaker 3: know how, you mentioned this once, where, like, everyone kind
[39:06] Speaker 3: of has what.
[39:07] Speaker 1: You've pointed out the worst thing about me once.
[39:09] Speaker 3: No, no, but, like, everyone... Has who they hope they
[39:12] Speaker 3: are and who they're afraid they are. Oh, yes. Right?
[39:14] Speaker 3: And who I'm afraid I will be because I'm very forward. Uh-huh.
[39:18] Speaker 3: And I like asking for what I want.
[39:20] Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
[39:22] Speaker 3: And I'm very bold and I'm not afraid to break
[39:26] Speaker 3: convention in like pitching something. You know, I produce a show.
[39:28] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[39:30] Speaker 3: And so I I'm sometimes like approaching people much more
[39:33] Speaker 3: famous than me and being like hey will you do
[39:34] Speaker 3: my show here's the budget you know and so like
[39:39] Speaker 3: my my biggest fear is that I'm just this manipulative
[39:43] Speaker 3: conniver asking asking asking and not giving you know like
[39:47] Speaker 3: making everyone do stuff for me and never giving back
[39:49] Speaker 3: and like asking for what I want at whatever price.
[39:53] Speaker 3: That's kind of the fear. So I guess the worst
[39:56] Speaker 3: thing about me is that I ask for what I want.
[40:01] Speaker 3: And that I'm not always afraid to ask for things
[40:03] Speaker 3: that maybe other people would be like, don't ask that.
[40:07] Speaker 4: The worst thing about me is that I'm a real go-getter.
[40:10] Speaker 1: The worst thing about me is that I'm brave, and
[40:12] Speaker 1: I go for what I want.
[40:14] Speaker 2: I care too much.
[40:16] Speaker 3: I love too hard.
[40:17] Speaker 1: I'm a perfectionist.
[40:20] Speaker 3: I'm so much not kidding when I say this. It
[40:23] Speaker 3: scares me to my core.
[40:24] Speaker 1: I like that you're saying this is potentially the worst
[40:27] Speaker 1: thing about me, which is nice. It's more like.
[40:30] Speaker 4: A fear of being perceived that way than.
[40:33] Speaker 1: I would really, I'm sorry, I'm just thinking about this now.
[40:35] Speaker 1: I would kill if in a job interview someone said,
[40:37] Speaker 1: what's your greatest weakness? And you said, I love too.
[40:40] Speaker 3: Hard, man. I start crying. Yeah.
[40:44] Speaker 1: I love too hard.
[40:45] Speaker 3: I just have so many examples of times I've loved
[40:48] Speaker 3: too hard and they're like, Oh, you're not kidding. This
[40:51] Speaker 3: is a really bad flaw about you. We can't hire you.
[40:55] Speaker 3: You love too hard.
[40:55] Speaker 5: I gave all the enemies of our company.
[41:00] Speaker 4: I just fell in love with them.
[41:01] Speaker 1: I gave them all our information, trade secrets, the codes.
[41:04] Speaker 1: I'm accidentally a corporate spy because I love too hard.
[41:09] Speaker 4: That's a very sincere answer, Andrew.
[41:12] Speaker 1: Hope, what's the worst thing about you?
[41:15] Speaker 4: Probably that I'm really pretty.
[41:18] Speaker 1: Too pretty, perhaps, people have said.
[41:20] Speaker 3: We asked for an honest answer.
[41:23] Speaker 5: No, I also fear that I can be manipulative. Specifically
[41:26] Speaker 5: when I'm like crying. Because I'm a beautiful crier. And
[41:31] Speaker 5: I'm like, sometimes I'm like fighting with my boyfriend and
[41:33] Speaker 5: I'm like, Am I fully gaslighting him? That is my fear,
[41:37] Speaker 5: is that I'm a little bit manipulative in an argument.
[41:40] Speaker 1: So you're like a great crier. I'm like a beautiful crier.
[41:44] Speaker 1: Your eyes stay wide, you don't sniffle too much, you
[41:47] Speaker 1: just have like.
[41:47] Speaker 4: No, it's just like big blue eyes, one single tear,
[41:50] Speaker 4: and then it's like, wow, you really hurt her feelings.
[41:52] Speaker 1: You should probably apologize.
[41:55] Speaker 3: I do have an example of Hope being manipulative that
[41:57] Speaker 3: I can bring up here to kind of corroborate her story.
[42:00] Speaker 2: Please do, please do.
[42:01] Speaker 1: Keep rolling, keep rolling.
[42:02] Speaker 3: No, it's almost enough, but this is... I remember one time,
[42:04] Speaker 3: because we've been friends.
[42:05] Speaker 2: For years, as you mentioned.
[42:06] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[42:07] Speaker 1: And that's really interesting.
[42:08] Speaker 3: We were at a party. It was my junior year.
[42:10] Speaker 3: And it was a house party in my house. And
[42:14] Speaker 3: Hope is sitting down having a conversation with someone.
[42:17] Speaker 1: Cut. What's that?
[42:18] Speaker 3: She turns to me, gives me this biggest, most gorgeous smile,
[42:22] Speaker 3: and goes, Andrew, can you get a beer for me?
[42:25] Speaker 3: And then I'm like, yeah. I don't even think of it.
[42:27] Speaker 3: And I go, and I grab a beer. And on
[42:29] Speaker 3: the way back, I'm like, I am doing this woman's bidding.
[42:33] Speaker 3: There is no reason that she could not get up.
[42:36] Speaker 3: We were all in that conversation. She could have gotten
[42:37] Speaker 3: her own beer.
[42:38] Speaker 1: She manipulated you by asking you for something.
[42:40] Speaker 3: With such a gorgeous smile that I was already two-thirds
[42:45] Speaker 3: of the way through the task before I realized what.
[42:46] Speaker 1: She had done to me. Yeah, she sort of hypnotized you.
[42:49] Speaker 5: How I'd used my feminine wiles as a supposedly gay man.
[42:55] Speaker 1: Andrew's halfway through like, man, am I straight? Yeah.
[42:59] Speaker 3: What am I doing?
[43:00] Speaker 4: I'm getting a beautiful woman a beer?
[43:02] Speaker 1: I'm holding a beer? I must be straight.
[43:04] Speaker 5: You probably got me a beer because I was holding
[43:06] Speaker 5: court and telling such a beautiful story.
[43:08] Speaker 3: No, it was a really bad story. Everyone was bored.
[43:10] Speaker 1: Everyone was really upset.
[43:11] Speaker 3: People could not wait for you to get up and
[43:12] Speaker 3: get your own beer, and then you subverted that.
[43:15] Speaker 4: I was converting everyone into my predatory religion.
[43:17] Speaker 1: You're both very charming and also a charisma black hole.
[43:20] Speaker 1: It's very complicated.
[43:21] Speaker 3: Charisma black hole.
[43:23] Speaker 1: Well, the worst thing about, just to summarize.
[43:25] Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were about to like correct us. Like, okay,
[43:28] Speaker 3: you guys, good try.
[43:29] Speaker 4: Actually, your worst flaws are.
[43:31] Speaker 1: Let me just summarize real quick. Tits ass. This is basically, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[43:37] Speaker 3: Tits ass.
[43:38] Speaker 1: No, so your worst, you know, flaws as sort of
[43:42] Speaker 1: you've brought up here is that you're manipulative. Potentially. You're
[43:45] Speaker 1: potentially manipulative in that you're potentially sort of a also
[43:49] Speaker 1: manipulative person. And my worst flaw is that I'm afraid
[43:53] Speaker 1: of bears.
[43:54] Speaker 3: Fuck off.
[43:56] Speaker 2: Well, you know what?
[43:56] Speaker 4: I would choose the bear.
[43:58] Speaker 1: Thank you for being here today.
[43:59] Speaker 3: I poured out my soul to you. Afraid of bears.
[44:04] Speaker 3: But listen.
[44:05] Speaker 4: But the gay bears. He's homophobic.
[44:07] Speaker 3: I'll tell you what your flaws are. You're too closed off.
[44:09] Speaker 3: You think you're better than everyone.
[44:11] Speaker 1: Yeah. And listen. Both those things are true.
[44:14] Speaker 3: You use humor as a defense mechanism so no one
[44:17] Speaker 3: will ever really know you or love you. so you
[44:20] Speaker 3: don't have to do the work.
[44:21] Speaker 1: No, I actually don't think that's it. I think it's bears. No,
[44:25] Speaker 1: that's not it.
[44:25] Speaker 4: It's the bear thing.
[44:26] Speaker 1: A bear can run.
[44:29] Speaker 4: It's the bear thing.
[44:31] Speaker 1: 20... Thank you. We're getting the wrap it up sign.
[44:36] Speaker 1: So we actually have to finish up. Hope, Andrew, anything
[44:42] Speaker 1: to plug? This might actually come out. Oh, I would
[44:46] Speaker 1: love that.
[44:46] Speaker 4: Well, my half hour is coming out, but it's this Thursday.
[44:48] Speaker 1: Okay, it's this Thursday. We'll try to get it out
[44:50] Speaker 1: by then.
[44:50] Speaker 4: Okay, look for High Hopes.
[44:52] Speaker 1: Yes, High Hopes.
[44:53] Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have my show, Queer Roast for the
[44:55] Speaker 3: Straight Hosts. It happens once a month in L.A. You
[44:58] Speaker 3: can find us on Instagram, at Queer Roast Comedy. It's
[45:02] Speaker 3: a really fun show, and I'd love for you to
[45:03] Speaker 3: check it out.
[45:04] Speaker 1: Beautiful. Really great stuff. Well, that's all we have for today.
[45:11] Speaker 1: From me, Kyle Pru, all I can say is get
[45:14] Speaker 1: out there and get worse.
[45:18] Speaker 3: Build a bomb.

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