# Happens to the Best of Us

An episode of [The Heart](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/595892633), 11 Jun 2013, 30 min.

Audio: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/theheart/dovetail.prxu.org/25/3558f9fd-2fb7-4d22-9ef4-4b22ca4d3e43/Happens-to-the-Best-of-Us.mp3

Episode Five. It’s your highschool sex ed class. Mrs. Green is going to play a movie. You are very excited. The room goes dark, the movie begins. You’re already a little bit aroused; you’ve seen pornography before but never in public with all your friends. Until you see the VAGINAS DESTROYED FOREVER because of unprotected sex. Penises OOZING MYSTERY SLIME never to ejaculate normally again! Encrusted growths! Rotting flesh! You carry a mortal fear of STIs for your entire adult life. Until you get one. Tip the show and its creators. This audio magic wouldn't exist without the generous donations of its fans. Thank you! Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

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