# RADIO SHOW | 793 | I want it to wipe my ass!

An episode of [The Edge Breakfast](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/286123041), 1 Sep 2026, 1 h 24 min.

Audio: https://traffic.omny.fm/d/clips/d5d8b1d2-6c31-48c0-8625-a959004fd8f1/94898afb-1f01-4081-82f8-a9a601541b77/ef9d6305-f72d-436a-9e30-b4b80163a219/audio.mp3?utm_source=Podcast&in_playlist=13bdeba3-062b-4bf8-aaa6-a9a601541b80

lint, Meg, and Dan banter through a packed Edge Breakfast: Clint’s secret pre-holiday plans, Dan’s gym-machine embarrassment, and a chat about movies where dogs might die. They promote Kingston Calling festival and Olivia Dean standby tickets, tease Miley’s upcoming album, and play Imposters with three “dare gone wrong” hospital stories, debating inconsistencies. Meg shares an unexpected friendship with Rawl from Cool Runnings, then the show hears from Sam, a former David Bain prison pen pal. Listeners share harsh comments that stuck with them, paranormal stories sparked by Dan’s son claiming a “mean” girl Natalie lives in his cupboard, and Dan’s failed Eden Park water-balloon world record attempt. Father’s Day ends with a Mitre 10 giveaway devolving into “Up the Wazz. 01:55 Coffee Catch Up 05:55 Festival Tickets Giveaway 09:03 Miley New Era 11:23 Imposters Recap 15:02 Unusual Friendships 22:51 Easy Money Challenge 29:39 Comments That Stick 34:48 Olivia Dean Ticket Giveaway 39:37 Dyson Camera Toothbrush 41:56 Rolleston Anthem Teaser 45:42 Natalie In The Cupboard 50:19 Callers Paranormal Stories 52:50 Easy Money Letter T 55:15 Eden Park Record Setup 01:00:59 Balloon Catch Chaos 01:05:07 Listeners With Records 01:09:15 Sombr Ticket Giveaway 01:10:47 Imposters Ski Dare Story 01:19:24 Fathers Day Lesson

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