# El Mandadero – Los Cuentos de Pancho Madrigal

An episode of [Pancho Madrigal](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1873984445), 4 Jul 2024, 18 min.

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El nieto de doña Minga era muy fuerte, pero era medio dundo

## Transcript

[0:00] Hey, Willy. How do you know what the mandator' s called?
[0:14] So hear how funny that sounds to you Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Don Casimiro Soto was an old
[0:31] man who lived in a valley near Chinandega. He lived alone and as Doña
[0:38] Dominguita wheeled, he had an already great grandson, who was looking for him
[0:41] a job. He went to visit Don Casimiro. I do not want to
[0:46] stop telling you that that cypoton, grandson of Doña Dominguita was great, strong,
[0:54] but Dondo spoke every half tongue, he was gross, the poor little
[0:57] one. I thought his brain was the size of a bean bean. Yeah,
[1:03] well, then, Doña Dominguita and she' s a con, I
[1:07] ' ve almost looked and bueno. Dia, doncas here I bring this little
[1:12] boy that you' re in downstairs. Maybe Haste' s good for something.
[1:19] Uh- huh. Mrs Minga and you saw this boy yesterday. What
[1:23] it' s called good, because it' s called almost eight cassian,
[1:32] the big, strong. Oh, but I didn' t expect him to
[1:36] take an axe or a machete. No. No, no, I arrive
[1:38] and then it can boil me dona minga. He can even milk the cow.
[1:44] Don' t let your hands go, either. He' ll be
[1:49] able to lick the boueyes. No. No, no, no. No,
[1:51] she doesn' t feel sorry for him either. Suck the pooch into
[1:53] the poor huelle entone. You' ll be able to escape, pig.
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[2:00] can' t see Sancre faints, he barely looks at the blood, so
[2:06] how fucked does this guy A do well, because eating and being sent tells
[2:15] me to see and she told me to be sent. Yes, well,
[2:23] the only thing that knows how to do this accord with the name of almost
[2:32] cadia year, but it will be very useful. It is true that he
[2:37] takes his little bit on every errand, but at last he does. Yes,
[2:40] yes, indeed, Dona Minguita, that I don' t need anyone
[2:45] to send me. Well, you' re a very busy crazy man and
[2:51] you waste a lot of time doing your errands. I' ve got him
[2:54] just for trying. Don' t pay him anything as he sees his job.
[3:00] You will know him and perhaps more in front you can pay him look,
[3:07] Doña Dominguita, just because you will employ him and first I will try
[3:14] it. If it turns out, he stays, if I get his ass
[3:21] kicked, he' s gone. Thank you very much, John, thank
[3:24] you very much, sonny. It matters to you that he hears this one
[3:31] well and my son will give me a clear meal, of course, and
[3:38] I will also send him when he is sent. I' m a little
[3:43] girl, too. Not all is eating no, no, not to earn
[3:46] your food, almost ah no food will have to work. Right, you
[3:53] ' ll have to run errands. My son. If there' s no
[3:55] order, there' s no food. That' s right, my grandson,
[4:00] that' s right, yeah, well, Neto has sent him to
[4:03] hear him starve to death. Well, I don' t almost leave the
[4:09] chipotev to see that he' s going to do well and that he'
[4:13] s going to boil the bull. Well, come in in a fortnight.
[4:15] Doña Min is waiting here to tell you how she sees the chipote. So,
[4:19] after Sunday in eight I come, we see it, I come or
[4:46] and from that day, Don Casimiro decided to try the boy. He sent
[4:50] him to be the first errand man. What he calls you funny, Güeño,
[5:01] Güeño, Cachiano. Let' s get the job started. First you
[5:09] ' re going to the village to buy me a pig I need, a
[5:14] fat little piggy and on the end I' m going to buy it,
[5:20] because anywhere don' t the bayer babsho good güey. Then I' m
[5:25] going to go now, I' m going to come back today some real
[5:39] ones to buy the pig. The dunto' s gone. I was really
[5:42] dumba that idiot fuck like the solo. So that' s how the hours
[5:46] began to pass. An hour, two, three, four or five came
[5:53] the afternoon and I, more expensive made, a shine, came to die
[5:57] du the day has already tarnished. I sent him over five hours ago and
[6:03] he hasn' t come back. Chola, Calcia hasn' t come back,
[6:10] not almost, Dad, because Casiano, the grandson of Doña Aminguita,
[6:14] the man who was silenced with little boy here the dundo boy who brought me
[6:19] to be sent. Oh, I know who Dad is, but I didn
[6:24] ' t know his name was Cassiano. No. I haven' t seen
[6:29] him look at you, Haychola. I sent him since before lunch that they
[6:30] bought me pork and he hasn' t come back. It' s time
[6:34] I should be here. No. No, no, no, no,
[6:38] I don' t know why I messed with this poor hippo if you dominguita
[6:42] toña, Dad. You have to help him and I agree for it,
[6:46] Luise, I feel sorry for her. The poor old lady has the grandchild
[6:50] full to do nothing. The poor night changes the horseman about three months ago
[6:56] choche dad, how he knows he' s looking for water. He fell,
[7:01] fell into the gold. Not if I was washing it, but it
[7:04] ' s all going on He said it was going to serve me as a
[7:10] errand boy. But the truth is going wrong. The boy' s already
[7:15] getting dark and I didn' t see no more, and it took a
[7:19] whole day to buy a pig. No. No, no, I'
[7:23] ll buy the pig in an hour and bring it to my silence. It
[7:26] ' s too long, too long. Maybe it' s more night,
[7:30] Papa Holido, maybe it' s more night. Here' s dinner served
[7:36] come eat oooooooooo. Or Casimiro ate fried beans with cream, cremita de costal
[7:57] yes, black coffee, a boiled ice cream, cooked at the time of
[8:03] some sweet vegetables. He also ate a lomito of tasty rabbits or fried with
[8:11] a toasted tortilita and onions with vinegar and chili congo tasty, yes, all
[8:18] good tasty. Which then went into the night seven o' clock, eight
[8:26] o' clock, nine o' clock you notice Hello, you look,
[8:33] you notice, no coming such dundo, Cassiano, nothing. Maybe there'
[8:37] s more nights coming. Dad doesn' t, my daughter, she'
[8:41] s not coming, she' s gone tonight. Who knows what the hell
[8:45] happened to him and what he was doing took too long and I' m
[8:52] not going to be blowing myself up. Made jue cannon not of the Boyueño
[8:58] yola, if it comes well and if it does not come, it does
[9:03] not come hate, I go to sleep me. Cholita, it' s
[9:05] okay, Dad, don' t worry Casiano has to come. Well,
[9:11] until tomorrow, look at you mayaya, because it' s already the 8th
[9:20] day. I have a dream. I' m going to sleep the sheel
[10:00] chill com the next day, about 9: 00 a m. He showed
[10:03] up almost as he showed up without a pig and nothing. The Casimir scare
[10:07] was great, and there' s a man and a pig I sent you.
[10:13] Three I told myself and that' s medi. Yesterday he died tired
[10:18] when he was going to set the road, he died. Boño man,
[10:24] you see, buying would' ve got him in the river to cool off.
[10:28] In fact, what you would have done. Well, thirty breasts I
[10:31] ' m going to notice to get you off your salary that now you'
[10:39] re going to buy me fifteen tied up and go and come back soon to
[10:52] torrió the dundo the reals and went to buy the sweet At the time you
[10:58] three already and I did what you told me, pussy when I went through
[10:58] came back with nothing and there' s man and sweet. What a subject
[11:09] the king I got into the rib the candy won' t believe it all
[11:16] beige. The candy got lost. Boy man, bun, dund, babochu
[11:22] and horse. True, there is more than horse, there is one and
[11:26] a half. Yeah, fuck me a hybrid or that I' m a
[11:33] hybrid and I would' ve bought a net, put the candy in it
[11:39] and you wouldn' t have put it in the river. Yeah, well,
[11:41] I' m more of a spiteful than I am Now go buy yourself
[11:48] a little bag of needles that didn' t even have to be hurried all
[12:01] the time. He returned the world as a net, but without the needles
[12:05] and woe man and needles and woe he who did what I gave me that
[12:11] you did, bought a net, put in it the needles and woe but
[12:16] and there I asked for on my own street year ago of bad animal thousand
[12:24] times the wheel for the sweet alandra that stupid. What they said you did
[12:28] was insert the needles into a paper and bring it in. Well, two
[12:35] more breasts that I' m fucking with you and now go buy me a
[12:41] donkey, that I need a bus the little buddy come and buy it from
[12:48] me that it' s already good and that he gives it to you with
[13:03] the point. Yeah, no donkey, but with two sheets of wrapping paper
[13:03] his jaquima there soon it' s good to the soon it' s back
[13:07] and now what it was. No, I didn' t almost look at
[13:16] the donkey was no. He wanted to get wrapped up in the paper and
[13:22] I backed out. Then I killed him there. I' ve got carts
[13:26] on my head, but not bad. The paper was for needles. What
[13:31] you would have done was buy a mock and tie it up. Asshole,
[13:35] asshole, more than ass. Now I' m putting you on a regular
[13:41] rumble, bologna, and he said rebuño to me. Right. There,
[13:48] now, truth is that not to be my fucker to buy anything from John
[13:54] of the priest with the Vincentian little flock to tell him to come that I
[14:07] already have a little gift he left the dundo, but he returned in half
[14:11] an hour without the priest and hence the priest almost no longer and I already
[14:16] bought the mecca to tie him up. He came out of it in a
[14:20] race saying I was crazy and I' m not crazy, I' m
[14:26] saying wow they got me. Then, of course, when I wanted to
[14:31] grab hold of myself, I ran because I can' t bring the clear,
[14:37] very great horse and horse and horse heard because I hemocho a horse the
[14:46] two legs that I am carving, lady dear travel, he cate me was
[14:52] for the donkey, as well as donkey and that I am borro and I
[15:01] ' m not very well, very well. Almost a year, what you
[15:03] would have done is kneel before the priest and greet him and then tell him
[15:11] to come, come gacho, what you should have done of great stupid,
[15:18] great animal, great donkey, devil' s dune, demon' s ammonium
[15:26] or worse than satan. If I ask you, I' ll send you,
[15:31] do the last errand and if you failed me, kill me, I
[15:35] kill you, because I kill you, go last and take the horse to
[15:43] the samba, soon and he' s married. It came to the end
[15:46] and everything, but it came back without the horse. Casimir didn' t
[15:50] pop out of school and there' s the cassian horse. Oh, and
[15:54] I didn' t want to know what he didn' t want to come.
[15:58] Ayo did what they used to do. Siste kneels on my knees and
[16:03] greets them on their knees. I told him you were calling him, but
[16:08] I didn' t want to move. You just missed someone to ride you,
[16:12] or fucked up as a fucking dund horse to get out of here or
[16:18] I' ll kill you. Thanks to my pain and has served little pasian
[16:22] to be Manda and at the same time come dona mengue take him away take
[16:30] him as soon as I kill him or kill me of a anger. Ah
[16:33] hear me well what owes me more than a hundred breasts, if more than
[16:37] a hundred breasts for the mackerels of this fucking boy money, tentic, Chinese
[17:03] tales of legitimate winning, for this one that is authentic. If I didn
[17:10] ' t squawk, because if I didn' t, if I squawk,
[17:15] I squeaked like a horse and everything did, of course, well, I
[17:19] don' t want a play. That' s how you do it.

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