# El Vecino Malhumorado – Los Cuentos de Pancho Madrigal

An episode of [Pancho Madrigal](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1873984445), 24 Apr 2024, 21 min.

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Don Sinforoso vivía peleando por todo

## Transcript

[0:15] And here' s the story. Today' s story is very nice.
[0:19] It bears the name of the grumpy neighbor. That' s the name witeoist
[0:24] will hear the story s and the sad village gallop, but quiet quiet.
[0:45] May I give to live all the time in my village and enjoy that tranquility
[0:49] and that silence. But well, there are many problems in the villages as
[0:58] well and life has its problems. Yes, of course I do. And
[1:02] in the neighborhood where the prietos lived, he also lived so pitiful guarded,
[1:07] yes, pitiful guarded, a grumpy neighbor who lived fighting for everything, for
[1:12] everything, fought. He was a diabetic, a wise old man. It
[1:18] means that he had too much sugar in his blood and the old diabetics are
[1:23] very moody, at least a homeless man was cranky like he just lived for
[1:29] everything fighting with the whole neighborhood that fought bal grayo see grrecio MM. What
[1:34] ' s wrong with you sinfordo was coming back with some clove pancrecious man.
[1:42] Gena' s pigs were, they pay for the yeco and they' re
[1:47] running to my Gaines what great news when you found out that a pig is
[1:57] going through the fence that I' m an inexhaustible and John fucking Shine see
[2:04] what a messy problem. And all the pigs in the world pass the fences
[2:07] and all the pigs are fools, scratches and all scares. Man is pantaloso,
[2:15] it' s a fresh Pancrachy frankly that I fresh, a bri you
[2:20] think I' m on the loose to live freaking out. Well, then,
[2:25] look at me and claim to the Genara that it is the owner of
[2:30] the pigs and not me. Don' t worry about it. I'
[2:36] m going to have the pigs put away so they don' t keep bothering
[2:43] you poor little, symphorous pancracio, remember that he' s got sugar that
[2:46] ' s diabetic. Don' t worry sloppy, right now, I'
[2:53] m going to tie up those shrimps, I wish, Genara, I wish,
[3:00] They damned animals have already fed up with two chickens running around and everything
[3:07] else gets into the hungry kitchen. All three of you fucked up, and
[3:09] what I promise isn' t gonna happen again, I pray, Lágena,
[3:15] I wish, I have to fight with your pigs, the leniency bastards,
[3:21] and also, well, with all the animals in this Jewish man neighborhood,
[3:24] they crawl through the backyard. And I also have to fight with the nonsense
[3:30] of the phylomena My daughter keeps me on a rigorous diet. I can'
[3:36] t stand it anymore or I can' t stand it I said it good
[3:39] for you. Sinphorous watch win, don' t talk to me about diseases,
[3:46] that I' m angry. You can' t even talk about illness
[3:51] and listen to me over there Pas lunch, come lunch the phylomena My daughter
[3:59] is called uershock anything tortilla. You guys almost black, bitter, which is
[4:02] all, I can' t even eat sweet. It' s the padura
[4:06] I like so much, I don' t like the car, fruit or
[4:09] anything. She told me that dad' s done. I' m coming
[4:13] man, I' m coming man, fuck this woman or I live a
[4:15] lunch. See you in was mooring your pigs you heard there we see faces.
[4:24] Buy what kind of genius this old man' s sloppy, poor,
[4:30] pancracho, poor, poor, you don' t see he' s got,
[4:35] ' cause the fucking man bandage went away otherwise, the diabetic. He
[4:38] ' s a diabete Eat his daughter. He has it on a diet because
[4:43] he eats things with a lot of soca, because he dies That' s
[4:47] why he lives in a bad mood. Uh- huh And we have to
[4:51] be holding this old man' s scolding He sees that fun. It'
[4:56] s okay for the daughter to put up with it, but not one.
[4:59] The worst thing is that you can' t mention the word sugar, because
[5:01] it gets angry. That' s a nice man, nice neighbor. We
[5:06] have a nice neighbor. Oh, my people and their neighborhood. Give me,
[5:15] Patience, my God, patience done mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. And so it was.
[5:40] He was a sinister gift, he knew he was diabetic, but if someone
[5:45] told him about his infuriating illness, yes, and if anyone mentioned him even
[5:50] the word sugar he would get even more furious how about you neighbor cuhe the
[5:57] one who had the prudes there, man and daily was a different nail.
[6:01] Diary, frivolous gift complained of something. Diary arrived where don pancracio to complain,
[6:06] man grown up. Oh, what' s the problem now sloppy and
[6:14] you don' t know that you greet when you look at someone else,
[6:18] look at pancracio in the first place, I don' t want to greet
[6:23] you. We' re clear. No, we' re not clear,
[6:28] because that' s a bad manner and goya that you care that I call
[6:31] you rude and you' re too old to be educating yourself. Old parrot
[6:36] doesn' t learn to talk. Besides, I' m crying, you
[6:42] ' ve fallen if you don' t fall into a bone for the love
[6:46] of your skin Let' s see what the problem is. Now chirin walking
[6:49] the problem how you said no, no, I wasn' t talking about
[6:54] anything else. And the problem is that' s your fucking donkey. Well,
[7:00] well, squawk in the morning, squawk in the middle of noon,
[7:06] squawk in between the half- threads and the afternoon and squawk again in the
[7:13] afternoon and spend the night squawking. He keeps sleeping oh man, man,
[7:16] and it' s my fault. All the wimps blushe, all the wimps
[7:26] whistle and stick, it' s my fault. What a strange thing to
[7:30] do. All the donkeys of the Galope replete and beat themselves what you want
[7:36] me to do. But that fucked- up turro reveals to me that it
[7:43] doesn' t matter if he hits himself whenever you want. It wasn'
[7:46] t. What I don' t like is that he won' t let
[7:50] me sleep fucked he' ll look at Mira Sinforoso and at what hours you
[7:56] sleep and if you' re complaining that the borro do it the day and
[8:00] that you twist days night, I was brother I want to bri leave those
[8:03] bitches slug, leave them at your house. Don' t bite me here
[8:09] I' m not fart. I' ve got you living in a mood
[8:16] because I' m diabetic, because you have a ton of sugar. Why
[8:20] did you tell him that, Don Sinforoso, until he trembled furiously? He
[8:24] approached Don Pancracio sensitiously and told Mira Pancracho. If I look at you,
[8:33] look only because they' re very old and friends. I' m so
[8:37] afraid of you. Look carefully, no one has dared to insult me there
[8:43] fucked, but if it' s no insult, man, what a fault
[8:48] you have of having a disease, man, what a fault you have of
[8:54] walking in the body with sugar, man, what a bag. I'
[8:58] m going to beg you for a favor, Pan gracia, I' m
[9:01] going to explain it to you. Don' t mention that disease again,
[9:07] don' t mention that little word again. Which word a is a carmen.
[9:13] I don' t want to hear it. I hate her. We
[9:18] ' re clear. It' s okay. All right, well, don
[9:20] ' t mention the word sugar again. But I didn' t mention it
[9:24] fucked up, because I' m not mentioning your illness again, man.
[9:26] So you don' t mind. I hope your sugar comes out. I
[9:31] play heard a sparkle. I' m going to beg you for another favor.
[9:35] You heard don' t come every day to complain to me idiots that
[9:41] the pig crossed the fence, that the donkey whistles and pees will cough you
[9:46] a lot, that the dog barks a lot for God' s sake.
[9:52] Man. No. No, no, no? Don' t you?
[9:54] Don' t you? No, sit in Abani' s chair and find
[10:01] yourself a piece of palm. Ajito' s a palm niquito, isn'
[10:03] t it? That' s how you' re going to lower your sugar.
[10:07] Paraja ver can handle your illness without giving trouble to the neighborhood. I
[10:13] ' m not listening to you very patiently. Yeah, I' m done.
[10:20] Good day, Don Pancracio, mmmm. Good day, Filomena, Dad,
[10:26] coffee is already served. Go have your breakfast. He hears of Shayu
[10:33] almost bitter fierce, Dad, but dad tortietout. I can' t chew
[10:41] because I need the very lesh and what that is all breakfast. But Dad
[10:48] what you' re going to do in the diet you have to follow is
[10:52] for it to be covered. Look, don' t repeat the same story
[10:56] or crumb, I' m coming, I' m coming, I'
[10:58] m going. Don' t keep telling the sugar man to take it down.
[11:01] I told you not to tell me that word to you and I heard
[11:05] pancrallo, what else I saw gave your fucking donkey blubbering, man, no,
[11:11] if you' re not blubbering, you' re hearing it. You
[11:13] ' re in your ears. You' re out of your mind and listen
[11:20] to your fucking rooster singing until Harry breaks him without a poopy man. If
[11:26] you don' t want to hear noise, Mori, I' ve screwed
[11:35] up making us that boulder of yours I promise you a lot of coffee and
[11:39] good- for- nothing to a soft coffee. Well- roasted gold on
[11:41] your way back You heard if I' m hearing. We' re gonna
[11:46] throw a lot of doughnuts and shit,' cause with the noises you can
[11:52] ' t finish. Man. Donkeys have to snort, whistle, and chase,
[11:58] but I don' t beat you like cocks. They have to sing,
[12:03] but one every time. Dogs have to bark, but when they get
[12:07] on their tails, the park' s riel tuco has to give the hours.
[12:11] The pigs have to grunt. Ducks have to greasy, just like your
[12:18] chickens do. We' re clear. I' m clear, Pancracio,
[12:24] but it' s just that your ro or one like a fucking man hates
[12:30] that animal lungs. Man. Now I fall because a friend of mine says
[12:31] to him, donkey' s lung that what goes on is that you have
[12:39] a lie, don' t repeat it, Pancracio, don' t repeat
[12:43] it. If you don' t want them dead here, I hate it,
[12:46] but if I haven' t told you anything, don' t repeat
[12:52] that I won' t resist. No, no, no, I won
[12:54] ' t resist you. You' re not insinuating what you' re thinking,
[12:58] either. We' re clear that I' m barbarous. If I
[13:01] hadn' t thought, come to your expensive man. Or I' m
[13:05] going to tell you something other than var bro and besides, symphorous. Think
[13:11] about it, think about it, it makes it easy how bad you have
[13:16] to have sugar in that you are diabetic ricky mecho repis pancras worse you picíme
[13:26] or diabetics fucked up and that you had to tell you one thing and once
[13:31] for all good yacht, what I' m going to tell you until today
[13:35] has been my friend or I say, for me you are dead, you
[13:41] are cheles Jodio, as they say, you died. It was grace,
[13:43] you heard that you died for me goodbye and for as long as it goes
[13:48] well don' t speak the word to me anymore in your life fucked up,
[14:13] never again nor beast that day so merciless never came back where Don Pancracio
[14:18] did, retired, resented for his whole life. What he was doing was
[14:22] disturbing other neighbors, but he never stopped bothering Don Pancracia, short or lazy.
[14:28] He saved himself from that permanent at that age. Oh, thank God
[14:33] he doesn' t come to see me sloppy anymore. But damn it,
[14:39] that' s the custom. Man, I need it. The messy fuck
[14:43] and her diabete made sugar that oh if I was so used to hearing it
[14:52] every day. His refuño and his foolishness that makes me no more. No,
[15:00] no? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don'
[15:01] t you? Better, so, you better stay in your house and don
[15:05] ' t come complain which neighbor, my God, what kind of neighbor?
[15:11] Well, Don Pancradio, how is it and there' s shell palmar and
[15:18] I already slapped it and that miracle man had days of not seeing. Yeah,
[15:22] yeah, Don Pacradios, man, but we' ve been good.
[15:26] My mom and I see frequently demands to say my mom that if she can
[15:30] lend her half a pound of sugar, because it didn' t dawn on
[15:35] her even to sweeten coffee and black, sugar and sugar, sugar, yes,
[15:43] ay, ay, ay, ay, it' s not of the
[15:46] thing. Logically, now I' m going to get so foolish of a
[15:58] man. I have to tell your mother to give birth to her in church
[16:03] and she' s the one who walks the key and knows where the sugar
[16:07] is in the full truth. But I' m gonna give you an idea
[16:11] so you don' t take the bucket ride. Which one? What'
[16:14] s there in the neighboring house, there, in the next house, there
[16:18] at the door that' s still true, there that door that opened you
[16:22] heard it right now, there, there, there lives sloppy. That'
[16:27] s got tons of big blue, where ah he can really lend it to
[16:33] you. You have doscas, two diforos tons, piles, go, he
[16:37] lends it to you, go, go and go. The poor man slaps
[16:41] his ass. Every idiot, if every idiot and enters the house of a
[16:47] sloppy gift. The old man was sitting with his guayacan cane in his pussy
[16:52] hand. He went in as far as he was, greeted him, and
[16:57] went to the Man Grainforos like you, he' s got lots of sugar.
[17:00] My mom says she lends half a lira. How you dissipate your pre
[17:06] to see man repeat or bredudo of the devil. Repeated fucking montho, told
[17:11] me I told my mom to lend her half a pound of sugar? Like
[17:15] I said you have sugar tonela, you have lots of sugar, prest half
[17:19] a pound of sugar? To my mamoso forao, yes, I was going
[17:23] to lend him half a pound of sugar, sugar that yes, yes,
[17:30] forum, well, wait a minute I' ll propose chon. Here'
[17:34] s fine, or if there' s the smoothie, here it' s
[17:41] unscrewed. I' ll go fuck' em up. Oh, that'
[17:53] s nice, I say how cute the lip is that looks like jim forao
[18:03] and in I catch the pal how cute, Dona Ji nothing, come help
[18:11] me that my dad is passed out. Run, run, run, please
[18:14] come or it was a serious matter where sloppy sugar went up and it got
[18:37] bad, fell into bed and was dying about a month and before believing two
[18:42] months later the sloppy old man died they buried him. They came back about
[18:52] nine days and so they passed. About four more months. Don Pancracio had
[18:56] remorse for the poor, but after all, he thought that he was unforgiving,
[19:03] ill and better than if he had died. Yes, but the case
[19:07] was that one night, Don Pancracio was lying in the hammock of the corridor.
[19:14] It was midnight and he couldn' t sleep when suddenly he felt a
[19:19] chill all over his body. He looked aside and saw that fright standing next
[19:23] to him. Oh, my God, that' s it Oh, my
[19:29] God, that' s it Oh, my God, that' s it.
[19:30] What' s this? What? What are you? What? What?
[19:36] What? Who are you? I' m sloppy and I want to
[19:48] recite a bersee to you for grace or thread to die of so much sweetness.
[19:56] And now I' m happy and from my grave I' m gonna
[20:04] keep fucking with you. Oh, Mommy Linda, not even dead. I
[20:10] ' m going to rest. Mmmmmmmmm. And not a few times did it.
[20:19] Don Pancracio, he had to endure that horror for a long time they
[20:25] celebrated rosary, miss mubiernarios all authentic man to whom it was a question of
[20:32] what herny figure up to the grave. Not here was genius, safe until
[20:36] after the burial, because you if man, but little smells of Don Pancracio
[20:41] if long he was dating, because that' s the thing. But that
[20:48] ' s what I was telling you that things like that happen in every village
[20:57] at the mmmmmmmm.

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