# Chico Elote – Los Cuentos de Pancho Madrigal

An episode of [Pancho Madrigal](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1873984445), 26 Apr 2024, 14 min.

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Chico en la temporada del maíz nuevo comía elotes por montón

## Transcript

[0:00] But who the story looks at today let' s hear Chico, Villa del
[0:26] Valle pad There inside the Segovia Chico lot. They told him because in the
[0:34] season of May nine twenty- four roasted lots and half a dozen yoltamal are
[0:40] eaten at ten o' clock in the morning. If he didn' t
[0:44] go through all that, he' d blow himself up, he' d
[0:49] get hard on Commander Gallino. That was a preparito for as it arrived in
[0:52] the nut Chico, the lot weighed more than five hundred VIPs could hardly walk
[0:59] better said, it did not walk. The chair he sat on was a
[1:03] special chair, because any other chair on the cracking chair Chico' s lot
[1:07] was a chair that looked like a bed. The legs were eight- inch
[1:14] trunks and the back was of boards an inch long yes thick his wife the
[1:19] felipa was thin, thin and goes dimina coda, has not come. Chalo,
[1:26] when I' m going to fill up, he hasn' t come.
[1:30] Oh see then see as it comes true. Give me an ontistito that
[1:38] I have in my stomach today ramba boy, you just ate at breakfast twelve
[1:44] tortillas, four pounds of dried cheese, eats you half a pot of fribols
[1:48] and a jar of black coffee. Well, lately. Felipa, what do
[1:52] you want me to do and don' t give me right now, a
[1:57] little boy I' m starving or putting up with is that you can'
[2:00] t remember what the doctor said that I have my life in a thread and
[2:06] at any moment and let' s take that, no guys, don'
[2:09] t say that well, then you' re going to give me taste,
[2:15] oh truth that after I die, you' re going to regret it.
[2:15] Give me likes, give me like I was how much I step on good
[2:21] truth as considering was that I really have to give me half a bucket,
[2:28] half a valde under. So, half a piste valde was for Chico the
[2:39] lot just a little strut, a little preppy, nothing more man at a
[2:46] time. He came in charlo with the güeyes and put them together in the
[2:51] cart. The reel was Chico' s means of transportation. The lot couldn
[2:55] ' t ride a mule because no beast could stand it, it couldn'
[3:00] t ride in any vehicle because it didn' t go through the door.
[3:05] That' s why he had to walk in his wagon. He sat in
[3:07] the middle of the wagon and the oxen until they bubbled with such expensive talk.
[3:14] Ah wey oh no more. Now I' m late. The shelter
[3:19] is operating on me to pick up several male novels. Oh see Bo Way
[3:23] poor m is to be Chico' s job, the lot capar bulls man,
[3:38] but you' re going to wonder, but how. How could I
[3:42] do that job for what a fat fellow was doing in that job? Well,
[3:49] you' ll see, you' ll see. Once you get to
[3:52] feel it, you guys. We have three hellish bulls. You heard what
[3:57] the problem is. He won' t let go. Leave them to me.
[4:02] Leave them to me, well they bark and love them in the roar.
[4:08] The rest of you leave it to me, so I could get away
[4:40] with it, and the bulldozer would tie him up, and the boy would
[4:42] come. The lot got into the corral and stood on the bull, putting
[4:46] all the weight of his body on it. The poor animal was getting tired
[4:53] without taking the huge five hundred pounds of Chico' s lot and then good
[5:00] is ready to catch up in the be and man, well, soon catch
[5:04] it you can as long as I' m attacked on it not move.
[5:06] Fuck you, soon move. Then they would roast the bull' s creads
[5:19] and he would eat them accompanied by two dozen tortillas, Geez and boy to
[5:28] me until I' m afraid to walk with you. You know one day
[5:31] you can eat me, man, what maavo you say you' re going
[5:38] to caterpillar, no longer old exaggerated shawl, you don' t see that
[5:44] I, like you screwed up what my little staff is. That' s
[5:46] why I tell you one day you can eat me. He looked for a
[5:49] famine, because you' re foreman of getting fed up with the wagon.
[5:53] Fucked, yalo man, because ultimately I' ll eat good the bad thing
[5:58] is not eating, but it' s just that you have to eat like
[6:03] small people, man and floss worse than a pig. How are you going
[6:05] to believe, then look, because in the morning I' ll make you
[6:11] twenty- four tortillas and right now, because it' s eleven omelettes and
[6:16] you' ve already had another twenty- four tortillas with the bull' s
[6:16] eggs. No, man, not that barbarous I' m talking about it.
[6:21] Let me tell you something. Man, I' d rather die full,
[6:27] than starve to death fucked up, you' re done and guys we
[6:30] have to go. No, man. A little while for me, a
[6:31] little while I' m short of fresh, I' m short of short
[6:35] and gives me more man to see, Girl, you' ve got a
[6:39] little titty. You can bring me the little titty around, but don'
[6:43] t bring me a comba Yes, Girl, don' t bring him to
[6:46] a cumba. Get him all the dick of this shit. You don'
[6:50] t have to drink in a fucked- up cumba It looks like you'
[7:00] ve seen some of it Hey, men, well, hey, I hear,
[7:08] I' ve got a rich barbal this preparity day You can stand up
[7:09] to the house to see. Help me up in the face of this cove.
[7:11] Help me. I' m making a clear ear, but that'
[7:15] s where she makes her foot stand. I' m going nail boy in
[7:18] buckets so much you fuck, well, man, ready, oh in Carlos
[7:23] go that now get to the face for the almohardito, what a tree you
[7:29] ' re already thinking about eating another round MM you already walked it, man,
[7:33] looks new and is that you haven' t realized that food is life.
[7:35] You don' t see that food is life n Calo güey, man
[7:40] come carde, oh wey man umeno chicamos all who got fed up you'
[7:46] re like fifty pounds more fucking, oh wey wow down those roads. Many
[8:01] people looked many times at Chico' s famous cart the lot. His only
[8:07] burden was the huge Chico body. Each leg weighed about two hundred lips and
[8:13] the belly weighed at least three hundred. Yeah, or just charlo who was
[8:18] his nephew. He kept walking around with him the eggs until they bumbled up
[8:24] the slope. And or man, give me what I was winning over there.
[8:30] He climbs them fast to me I deal and ox I crash arbaro which
[8:35] is two bowl boys. Oh what a barbarous man, man, for only
[8:39] because he' s two brothers of my father I can fucking stand you,
[8:43] what a tree that is two men, man Look, we' re already
[8:46] getting there is the face. Hey, we' re here, and I
[8:50] ' m getting the smell of the beans. Oh read hear or hurry to
[8:54] throw them out and squalos, man güey and can no longer bad, poor
[8:56] little güey is, man, we can' t sink him any more man.
[9:00] You rushed told you chalo, hurry up that a norras of hair smell
[9:03] of the priole ara love and ten boy how it plays you right, felipa
[9:33] well, but there is a small inconvenience. I have a hole in my
[9:37] stomach and give me my food. You see what my lunch is. Three
[9:41] pounds of beans, thirteen pounds of rice, ten of bananas caught or a
[9:48] pound of curds, a sollisee, as we said of pijistes and from the
[9:52] table brings me that my sweet tree tie. Game hear me boy man and
[9:58] you don' t believe as who says it was to roast the food.
[10:01] So let' s say it' s about four dozenitas of chilies, I
[10:05] put and their vina screams and their chives. Of course he does He'
[10:09] s asking to put all the squealing on him. Felipa yesterday at the chile
[10:11] eché. Pongo, what there is is no small meat. There' s
[10:16] no meat, man, don' t worry, girl. I have four
[10:18] thugs that kill goons in the morning. Hey, and you' re done,
[10:24] Felipa, you' re already fucked, you' ve already told me
[10:28] to make those four redheads, you heard me make them up with today Quary,
[10:35] with Cabedí, with colloiteanto gave this guy is a hypocus to eat he
[10:37] ' s going to die of as much as hurry flippa, hurry that I
[10:43] ' m already biting my fucking gut, pounce, man, boy, tell
[10:46] me one thing, man, this duck doesn' t scare you eat so
[10:48] much shit. Food is life. Talk about it in life that I don
[10:56] ' t forget you. This hears you don' t forget. That day,
[11:05] Chico the lot had lunch with a hears beans standing three pounds of rice
[11:11] four, took half a dozen bananas, had enough of the chilli with onion
[11:18] and Chile a free curd and at the end ate a tying of sweet and
[11:24] half a dozen coca cola. I think even the top of the coke cola
[11:26] ate them and of course in the afternoon, about three o' clock you
[11:33] can eat. The place where Chico the lot made his necessary was an excuse
[11:37] of pompon specially made for him, made of beams of four by four.
[11:43] There he sat and spent about an hour uncompromising no longer if I find the
[11:52] excused about an hour ago and it hasn' t come out of a child
[11:56] and of course this shit is going to come out and he' s going
[12:01] to be dune in the same way that he eats so much just as he
[12:07] eats there, leave him elipa, but it' s never taken so long.
[12:09] Boy hurry up boy, have two hours of being in the toilet.
[12:18] Boy doesn' t answer there, leave him, Felipa, let him make
[12:24] it easy, it' s men' s life. I' m not
[12:26] going to see him. I think it took a long time. Take care
[12:31] to see it. Chico, chicoyalo or desia on the toilet face up with
[13:03] the sticks from one end and arms to the other, looking without looking dead
[13:09] from a fulminant cardito attack already made Chico the lot to the screams. The
[13:15] neighborhood came and ten men took him out of the lecusa room already and help
[13:22] for you om Era I was going this way let' s put him in
[13:26] the race or I was in the east or good that it was for good,
[13:39] there are now who I' m going to bite for me, both
[13:54] lot looked like a railroad car. It' s impossible to raise him between
[13:54] longa or mm, don' t laugh at Chico' s coffin. The
[14:01] four, ten or twenty men. To take him to the pantheon had to
[14:07] use Toñito' s crane, a crane from the road camp

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