# Fibber McGee and Molly - "Teeny Needs to Go to the Dentist" (Old Time Radio, 1951)

An episode of [Fibber McGee and Molly | Old Time Radio](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1858238532), 23 Aug 2026, 30 min.

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Fibber McGee and Molly presents “Teeny Needs to Go to the Dentist,” episode 668, originally broadcast October 16, 1951. This 30-minute NBC comedy comes from the series’ Pet Milk-sponsored period and stars Jim and Marian Jordan as Fibber and Molly McGee. Teeny is staying at the McGee home in Wistful Vista when a toothache makes a trip to the dentist necessary. With Harlow Wilcox as announcer, the episode builds its domestic comedy around the McGees’ efforts to help their young guest. Fibber McGee and Molly presents the original broadcast with a newly produced contextual introduction, a short closing announcement, and gently cleaned/mastered audio for a more consistent listening experience. Chapters: 00:00 Victor Sterling Introduction 00:39 Original Broadcast 29:59 Closing Support Old Time Retro Radio at https://www.patreon.com/oldtimeretroradio

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Teeney is staying at the McGee home in Wistful Vista
[0:03] Speaker 1: when a toothache makes a visit to the dentist necessary.
[0:06] Speaker 1: That domestic dilemma brings us to Fibber McGee and Molly
[0:09] Speaker 1: on NBC for Pet Milk, Originally heard October sixteenth, nineteen
[0:14] Speaker 1: fifty one, episode number six hundred and sixty eight. Teeney
[0:18] Speaker 1: needs to go to the dentist. Jim and Marion Jordan
[0:21] Speaker 1: are joined by Harlow Wilcox, Cliff Arquette, and Tyler McVeigh
[0:26] Speaker 1: from a script by Keith Fowler and Phil Leslie, directed
[0:29] Speaker 1: by Max Hutto. At the McGee house, Teeney's dental problem
[0:33] Speaker 1: brings Fibber and Molly into the proceedings. We now take
[0:36] Speaker 1: you back to the original broadcast.
[0:41] Speaker 2: The Pet Milk Program with Fibber McGhee and Mollie, our
[0:52] Speaker 2: first evaporated milk. Pet Milk presents Bibber McGee and Molly
[0:56] Speaker 2: with Bill Thompson, Gale, Gordon arthurcu, Bryan Fliff Marquette, Patter McVay,
[1:00] Speaker 2: and me Hollow wilcomes. The show is written by Bill
[1:03] Speaker 2: Leslie and Keith Fowler and directed by Max Hutto with
[1:06] Speaker 2: music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Uterus. Every month,
[1:15] Speaker 2: dozens and dozens of recipes are tested in the famous
[1:19] Speaker 2: pet Milk kitchens, and out of them all, one is
[1:22] Speaker 2: chosen as the recipe of the month. And that's one
[1:24] Speaker 2: recipe you don't want to miss. The October recipe of
[1:28] Speaker 2: the Month is for party Peach Pie, and I get
[1:31] Speaker 2: hungry just thinking about it. Just imagine a nice crisp
[1:34] Speaker 2: graham cracker crumb crust, a crust that really behaves when
[1:38] Speaker 2: you cut it, and the kind of creamy, smooth, delicious
[1:41] Speaker 2: to eat filling you can make only with pet evaporated milk. Then,
[1:45] Speaker 2: on top of that wonderful pet milk custard filling, golden
[1:49] Speaker 2: slices of California cling peaches. Talk about a beautiful pie.
[1:54] Speaker 2: This is it, and boy does it hit the spot.
[1:57] Speaker 2: You'll see Party Peach Pie featured at your grocer in
[2:00] Speaker 2: a color photograph on handy take home recipe folders right
[2:04] Speaker 2: with the pet milk. Be sure to get the recipe,
[2:06] Speaker 2: get some pet milk and cling peaches and make party
[2:10] Speaker 2: Peach Pie soon. Remember it's a pet milk Mary Lee
[2:13] Speaker 2: Taylor recipe. So you know you can depend on it.
[2:25] Speaker 2: When the parents of Teeny, the little girl down the street,
[2:28] Speaker 2: went away for a few days, they left her with
[2:31] Speaker 2: the mcgeeese at seventy nine westral Vista. This morning she
[2:35] Speaker 2: awoke with a slight swelling in one cheek. It doesn't
[2:39] Speaker 2: bother Teeny in the least, but it has completely shattered
[2:43] Speaker 2: the sensitive nerves of the weaker member of fiver McGhee and.
[2:47] Speaker 3: Molly, my gosh, Moley, this is awful. It's terrible when
[2:56] Speaker 3: I think of the suffering of that brave little child.
[2:59] Speaker 3: I just come part like a campstool under a fat lady.
[3:03] Speaker 4: Well, now, don't get so excited. Dary Gene isn't suffering.
[3:06] Speaker 4: She's tickled to death that she's going to have her
[3:08] Speaker 4: breakfast in bed.
[3:09] Speaker 3: That poor little kid with her face all swollen up,
[3:12] Speaker 3: all relaxed, lover.
[3:14] Speaker 4: I've already called doctor Gamble and he should be here
[3:17] Speaker 4: any minute.
[3:17] Speaker 3: Ah, Doc Gamble, what a big help he'll be. That
[3:21] Speaker 3: over padded pulse pincher couldn't fure a raw. I am
[3:24] Speaker 3: in a smokeout.
[3:26] Speaker 4: Now McGee's a fine dot. Uh.
[3:29] Speaker 3: I'll go in and cheer the poor kid up lying
[3:32] Speaker 3: there on her bed of pain, silently suffering.
[3:38] Speaker 5: Can't you bring my breakfast? And daji my breakfast? Ti?
[3:41] Speaker 3: I'm hungry, Well, missus McGee's fixing the fist. How are
[3:45] Speaker 3: you feeling?
[3:46] Speaker 5: I feel wonderful, I bitches, I'm starving.
[3:49] Speaker 3: Oh well, now you mustn't worry just because your face
[3:52] Speaker 3: has swollen up a little. You'll be brave like a
[3:54] Speaker 3: little soldier.
[3:55] Speaker 5: Oh my, I love sology soldiers. Really, just this cousin
[4:00] Speaker 5: here is a private first class and he looks terrific
[4:03] Speaker 5: in his uniform with the seven stripes on it.
[4:06] Speaker 3: No, wait a minute, says a private first class only
[4:09] Speaker 3: has one stripe on his.
[4:11] Speaker 5: Uniform for he and he had one at first, And
[4:14] Speaker 5: then he sat on a bench in the pack that
[4:15] Speaker 5: had just been painted. Oh he did, he so he
[4:21] Speaker 5: had one stripe on his sleeve and six more and
[4:23] Speaker 5: he sleep, I says he did?
[4:28] Speaker 2: He did?
[4:29] Speaker 6: Not?
[4:29] Speaker 3: I don on a bench that had just been thinning
[4:31] Speaker 3: in the park. Really, now, okay, s just just don't
[4:43] Speaker 3: excite yourself. You just relax and I'll go see about
[4:47] Speaker 3: your records. That makes ready yet my life.
[4:50] Speaker 5: Well almost, Jerry, how's little teeny?
[4:52] Speaker 3: Oh what a brave little kit claims the swellow. Don't
[4:56] Speaker 3: hurt it all. You ought to see how sweet and angelaic.
[4:58] Speaker 5: She looks.
[5:00] Speaker 3: Sort of like that baby picture we got to me.
[5:03] Speaker 5: Oh, do you buy any chance? Mean the one where
[5:09] Speaker 5: you're lying face.
[5:10] Speaker 4: Down on the rug?
[5:13] Speaker 3: Oh? No, not that one. This is the one with
[5:15] Speaker 3: the curls. I was thinking about where I'm holding the
[5:18] Speaker 3: kitten by the scruff of the neck. I ain't sure
[5:21] Speaker 3: the one where I'm lying face down on the rug
[5:23] Speaker 3: is me at all?
[5:25] Speaker 5: Not you, Jarry.
[5:26] Speaker 3: No, you know the story got around back in Peoria
[5:28] Speaker 3: that the photographer saved money by just taking a picture
[5:31] Speaker 3: of one baby and selling copies of it everybody in town.
[5:36] Speaker 3: Face down on our rug? You can't tell the difference.
[5:39] Speaker 4: Well, Kenny's breakfast is ready.
[5:42] Speaker 3: Oh that's probably doctor Gamble. Shall I let him in?
[5:45] Speaker 2: No?
[5:45] Speaker 3: You feed teeny. I want a word with the good doctor.
[5:48] Speaker 3: Ah right, Well, so you finally got here, dangle pot.
[5:56] Speaker 6: Yes, I'm here, and I appreciate the charm and warmth
[5:59] Speaker 6: of your greeting flap lip.
[6:03] Speaker 3: Oh where are you been?
[6:05] Speaker 4: Oh?
[6:05] Speaker 3: I know it ain't easy for a fellow built like
[6:07] Speaker 3: you to move fast unless there's a forest fire and
[6:09] Speaker 3: a strong tail wind behind him.
[6:12] Speaker 6: But I just like, look, look mudhead, Molly assured me
[6:16] Speaker 6: the Teeni's ailment was a minor one. Oh, I took
[6:19] Speaker 6: care of missus Logan's baby first.
[6:22] Speaker 3: I didn't know the Logans had a kid. They have now,
[6:27] Speaker 3: I bet you soaked them plenty for the job too.
[6:29] Speaker 3: Hell a child weighed five pounds and I delivered it
[6:31] Speaker 3: for twenty five dollars.
[6:33] Speaker 6: Are the words five dollars a pound? I defy you
[6:37] Speaker 6: to equal that price at any market.
[6:42] Speaker 3: We don't stand here, Gavin, Gabby. That kid needs a doctor.
[6:45] Speaker 3: You're the only one around to come on coming, mother,
[6:50] Speaker 3: heay dock a game.
[6:52] Speaker 6: Well hello teeny Molly, Hello, doct But teeny having breakfast?
[6:57] Speaker 6: Huh they can't be such a huh. Oh, he can't
[7:00] Speaker 6: be such a sick little girl.
[7:01] Speaker 3: How do you feel, real fool?
[7:04] Speaker 2: Now?
[7:04] Speaker 3: Good, good, Now, let's take a look at that swelling
[7:07] Speaker 3: awre you be gentle with her. Doc, She ain't grown
[7:09] Speaker 3: up like I a you.
[7:10] Speaker 6: Look who thinks he's grown up? Now open your mouth, now, teenie,
[7:16] Speaker 6: it's it say ah, that's good. Well that's very simple.
[7:28] Speaker 3: Well what is a doc? Is it serious? What is docout?
[7:30] Speaker 6: It simply a loose baby tooth. That's called little swelling.
[7:33] Speaker 2: Oh.
[7:34] Speaker 3: I'll make an appointment for Teenie to see a dentist
[7:36] Speaker 3: this afternoon.
[7:37] Speaker 6: He'll flip it out in no time.
[7:39] Speaker 5: I don't want to go to Dennis Docks again.
[7:41] Speaker 3: No, no, no no, don't you worry about a thing, Teenie.
[7:44] Speaker 3: Old Uncle Fibber won't let him hurt you.
[7:46] Speaker 5: Yeah, but gee moly choke swan to the dnnis last
[7:49] Speaker 5: week and he hollered like everything, and they have pull
[7:52] Speaker 5: mooly sprum chokes out out of the Dennis leg.
[8:02] Speaker 3: Well, you're not a cry baby like WILLI tube?
[8:04] Speaker 7: No.
[8:05] Speaker 4: And another thing, Tenney, you can bring the tooth home
[8:07] Speaker 4: and put it under the pillow. Yeah, and while you're asleep,
[8:11] Speaker 4: the good fairies will take it and leave.
[8:13] Speaker 3: A dime in its place. Yes, sir, you bet they
[8:16] Speaker 3: will see you. See, baby teeth are made out of ivory,
[8:19] Speaker 3: and the good fairies use them for fool balls. At
[8:21] Speaker 3: the good Fairy's eux cloud, they'll leave you a diamond.
[8:27] Speaker 5: You can put the diamond wops is good fairies, I
[8:30] Speaker 5: leave a corner, I bet you.
[8:33] Speaker 4: Well.
[8:33] Speaker 3: Our good fairies are no pikers too either, Why George,
[8:36] Speaker 3: they'll leave a quarter too.
[8:38] Speaker 5: Gee, a quarter for two?
[8:40] Speaker 2: You bet you?
[8:41] Speaker 7: Hey?
[8:41] Speaker 5: Could you have the dentist for all my teeth? I
[8:43] Speaker 5: want to buy some more escape.
[8:46] Speaker 3: Oh what a brave little kid trip to the dentist.
[8:48] Speaker 3: Sterner in the mouth and look, teenie, Uncle Pebro will
[8:51] Speaker 3: buy you some roller scapes. Isn't that sweet? Yes, sir,
[8:54] Speaker 3: you are. You're our little girl today, teeny and any
[8:57] Speaker 3: little kid that she's facing the trip to the dentist
[8:59] Speaker 3: that if it was me to drag me down there,
[9:01] Speaker 3: I'm going to devote my whole day to keeping you happy.
[9:04] Speaker 3: You can have anything you want, see anything with you,
[9:08] Speaker 3: anything at all, name itthing, you can have it.
[9:11] Speaker 5: Oh boy, what a day this is gonna be?
[9:15] Speaker 8: Well.
[9:16] Speaker 5: I want real escape and colleague books about the Clams
[9:20] Speaker 5: and Dolly, an ice cream con and a radio.
[9:29] Speaker 2: Off the world is waiting for the sunrise.
[10:06] Speaker 9: The thing.
[11:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, Kramer, a box of cran six comic
[11:30] Speaker 3: books and a double decker ice cream cone. Yeah, double
[11:33] Speaker 3: decker raspberry and potassio. We'll send out and get some potassio.
[11:38] Speaker 3: My god, this is an emergency.
[11:40] Speaker 5: Is that Cramer's drug store here?
[11:41] Speaker 3: Cramer's so called drug store? Yeah, the only guy that
[11:45] Speaker 3: calls herself a druggist dome handled potassio ice cream. It's
[11:48] Speaker 3: ridiculous that brave little child lying in They're suffering without
[11:51] Speaker 3: a word except to ask for something maybe every five minutes.
[11:54] Speaker 3: And see how is she anyway?
[11:57] Speaker 4: She's not worried about the dentist, is she?
[11:59] Speaker 3: Well, she will be only for me. I've been in
[12:02] Speaker 3: that bedroom entertaining her for the past two hours while
[12:04] Speaker 3: you were at the grocery. Only come out of there once,
[12:07] Speaker 3: just long enough to get her last week's funny papers,
[12:10] Speaker 3: put a new string on the yo yo and bring
[12:12] Speaker 3: her a piece of pie today. I was saving that
[12:15] Speaker 3: apple pie for your.
[12:16] Speaker 4: Dinner, but if you don't mind me.
[12:17] Speaker 3: Oh, she didn't want apple pie. She wanted coconut custard,
[12:21] Speaker 3: so I had to run down the wall small shop
[12:23] Speaker 3: for it. Well, heavenly days, I hope she enjoyed it,
[12:26] Speaker 3: didn't need it, wrong size coconut on it. Poor little kids,
[12:34] Speaker 3: she don't know what she wants with that trip to
[12:35] Speaker 3: the dentist chain. And always stop worrying.
[12:38] Speaker 4: Cenede little too, they so loose.
[12:40] Speaker 3: All the dentists has to do is look at it
[12:42] Speaker 3: and it'll fall and all that dentists has to do
[12:44] Speaker 3: is look at me and all my teeth. So far,
[12:47] Speaker 3: she's the bravest little kid on. Now you're sweet to
[12:49] Speaker 3: keep her amused, Darien, what'd you do? Tell her some story?
[12:52] Speaker 3: Ain't that? Oh better than that? I've done the whole Vauter,
[12:56] Speaker 3: the act that I and a pred Nitney, the guy
[12:57] Speaker 3: that me and him had an act together from Starvedrock,
[12:59] Speaker 3: Illinois in Vaudeville. I've heard you mentioned Vaudeville, Yes, sir,
[13:05] Speaker 3: I gave her the whole thing, all except the finish.
[13:08] Speaker 3: I couldn't do the finish because I didn't have all
[13:10] Speaker 3: my crops. I think I was short of bicycle, an
[13:13] Speaker 3: oil painting of President McKinley, a Roman candle, a blowtorch,
[13:17] Speaker 3: two plaster of Paris, models of the Statue of Liberty,
[13:20] Speaker 3: a Rhode Island red rooster, a white powder pigeon, and
[13:22] Speaker 3: a blue bellied wood duck seventy days? What'd you do
[13:28] Speaker 3: with all those things? In Vaudeville? Well, Fred rode out
[13:35] Speaker 3: on the stage on the bicycle with me sitting on
[13:37] Speaker 3: his shoulders. The oil painting of President McKinley popped on
[13:40] Speaker 3: the handlebars, and the Roman candle in his mouth. I
[13:43] Speaker 3: lit the Roman candle with the blue torch, and as
[13:45] Speaker 3: it went off, I juggled the two models of the
[13:47] Speaker 3: Statue of Liberty, sang three cheers for the red, white
[13:49] Speaker 3: and blue, opened the bird cage which was hung around
[13:52] Speaker 3: my neck, and let loose the Rhode Island red rooster,
[13:54] Speaker 3: the white powder pigeon, and the blue bellied wood duck
[14:03] Speaker 3: used to cause quite a bit of comment any of
[14:11] Speaker 3: its pitch to print. Anyhow, I'd done the rest of
[14:14] Speaker 3: my expertini, including all the jokes. Well did she enjoy
[14:17] Speaker 3: the entertainment? Oh that's hard to say. I I didn't
[14:21] Speaker 3: want to wake her up, just ask her. Maybe you
[14:23] Speaker 3: kid her age? Don't appreciate the ault entertainment? Oh hey,
[14:26] Speaker 3: didn't the trivia phone yet? The mayor, not that I
[14:28] Speaker 3: know of. Were you expecting here, Thomas TENI we driver
[14:30] Speaker 3: to the dentist in the squad.
[14:31] Speaker 2: Car who was a siren.
[14:32] Speaker 3: Oh sure, I called the trivia's office, but he was out.
[14:35] Speaker 5: And me maybe this is him now, dum in.
[14:38] Speaker 3: Oh, hi, old Timers, how hair tied daughter?
[14:41] Speaker 2: Hi? Jerry?
[14:43] Speaker 4: Where not a miss joeld Timer?
[14:44] Speaker 5: How are you right?
[14:45] Speaker 10: I'm a bird dog daughter? Not quite a shaggy today.
[14:48] Speaker 3: Yeah, got a proder this morning.
[14:49] Speaker 10: Went out for a haircut.
[14:50] Speaker 6: Is that soll?
[14:51] Speaker 10: I usually cut my hair in the house, but it
[14:53] Speaker 10: was shut the crime dare and went out and.
[14:54] Speaker 2: Cut it in the yard.
[14:56] Speaker 3: Must use the lawnmar from look save it. Oh, I
[14:59] Speaker 3: got problems here, old timer. We got to take Teenie
[15:01] Speaker 3: to the dentist at three o'clock.
[15:02] Speaker 10: No, I love dentis kid. Yeah, never going there myself,
[15:06] Speaker 10: but I just woke.
[15:07] Speaker 5: To me, mister mcgair. Listener.
[15:10] Speaker 3: Ah, that poor little kid. Well, I better get in
[15:12] Speaker 3: there before she starts worrying about the dentist.
[15:14] Speaker 10: Now I'll go cheer up Connie entertainer. I'll tell her
[15:17] Speaker 10: about when I was a gold miner up in Alaska.
[15:20] Speaker 3: You stay right for you, dren Are. I'll go entertain Teenie.
[15:24] Speaker 3: You want to entertain somebody entertain mouth? Thanks friends, how sir.
[15:30] Speaker 10: Speaking of Anaska daughter. Damn the days I lived up
[15:34] Speaker 10: there amongst the Eskimos with my partner, I thought I
[15:37] Speaker 10: called no nose. Nelson Economy didn't have no nose.
[15:41] Speaker 3: My goodness did? He loves it in the fire, No daughter.
[15:44] Speaker 10: He kissed them Eskimo girls by rubbing your nose against theirs,
[15:47] Speaker 10: and Nelson was mighty affectionate.
[15:55] Speaker 4: Well, it's all very interesting now the world forget.
[15:57] Speaker 10: To day we heard about a new gold field out
[15:59] Speaker 10: there we went and our dog sled pulled by eight huskies,
[16:03] Speaker 10: hand of peetonies.
[16:07] Speaker 3: Apeaking ease. Could he pull as last?
[16:09] Speaker 10: Couldn't pull worth the turn, but he sure give the
[16:11] Speaker 10: other dogs a lot of laughs. The very first day
[16:17] Speaker 10: we dug out one hundred and forty pounds a pure.
[16:20] Speaker 4: Goldie one hundred and forty pounds of pure gold.
[16:22] Speaker 10: To me Goldie daughter, dance hall hostess and pures and
[16:25] Speaker 10: Briven snows act was out of a snow bank that
[16:30] Speaker 10: we dug her. She fell off the Saturday night, slid
[16:32] Speaker 10: from Dawson and me and no, no's flipped the coin.
[16:36] Speaker 2: Am I boring you with this yarn?
[16:38] Speaker 3: Daughter?
[16:40] Speaker 2: No?
[16:40] Speaker 4: No, not at all, is Joel Diamond?
[16:42] Speaker 7: Well you're lucky.
[16:44] Speaker 10: I find it a very dull story myself.
[16:47] Speaker 3: So long a way, Hey, Molly, give me a hand
[16:56] Speaker 3: quick with you. I need a pan of hot water,
[16:58] Speaker 3: a roller, bandages in the bottle of cure crawl.
[17:00] Speaker 5: Well, what's the matter with little team now?
[17:02] Speaker 3: I mean, and I'm just keeping her amused. That's all.
[17:05] Speaker 3: I was showing her my old army razor and she
[17:06] Speaker 3: wants to watch me shave with it. And if I
[17:08] Speaker 3: shave with that army raizer, I need plenty advantages in
[17:10] Speaker 3: the bottle high powl. Oh he's no Hilo.
[17:16] Speaker 4: Say were you ever a gold miner in Alaska?
[17:19] Speaker 9: Uh?
[17:19] Speaker 4: No, Well then you can.
[17:20] Speaker 2: Stay well, thank you, but I can't stay long, Molly.
[17:24] Speaker 2: I just dropped by to tell your boyfriend here about
[17:27] Speaker 2: a petition that's been drawn up at the golf club
[17:30] Speaker 2: to keep an undesirable element off the course.
[17:32] Speaker 3: Oh you want me to sign it?
[17:34] Speaker 2: No, you don't have to sign it. You're it?
[17:39] Speaker 3: Oh undesirable? Am I? I even played on that course
[17:42] Speaker 3: for a month. Why you were out there last week, Diary?
[17:45] Speaker 3: Oh I didn't play on the course. I was in
[17:46] Speaker 3: the woods the whole time.
[17:49] Speaker 2: I got used for your pal. You're not out of
[17:51] Speaker 2: the woods yet.
[17:52] Speaker 3: Well, them guys don't scare me.
[17:54] Speaker 2: Now.
[17:55] Speaker 3: How did you happen to see this petition? It's will guy.
[17:58] Speaker 2: Well there, I was down at Waltzmaut shop for a
[18:00] Speaker 2: cup of coffee, Molly, and Walt ran out of pet's milk.
[18:03] Speaker 3: Well that's terror curtainly's terrible. All I've done for that
[18:06] Speaker 3: golf course through the years. It was a pretty.
[18:08] Speaker 2: Critical situation, Molly, because all those coffee lovers insist on
[18:13] Speaker 2: pet evaporated milk, because PET gives their coffee that rich,
[18:16] Speaker 2: satisfying flavor.
[18:17] Speaker 3: I've cut more weeds on that course with my mashes
[18:20] Speaker 3: than the ground.
[18:20] Speaker 2: Keepers do with a powermoun and PET gives it that beautiful,
[18:23] Speaker 2: creamy color that's one of the delights of a good
[18:26] Speaker 2: cup of java.
[18:27] Speaker 5: Do you have a chance to see the names on that.
[18:32] Speaker 2: No? But I Oh, but I told Walt to hold
[18:42] Speaker 2: it and I'd run over to the grocery store and
[18:44] Speaker 2: pick up a case of PET for him before he
[18:46] Speaker 2: started losing business, you see, because Walt's customers are pretty discriminating,
[18:50] Speaker 2: and if they can't have pet in their coffee, they pout.
[18:54] Speaker 3: I got as much right in the woods around that
[18:55] Speaker 3: golf courses anything. I'd rather play in the woods anyway.
[19:01] Speaker 3: You need a much better class of people out there.
[19:05] Speaker 2: But Molly, I saved the day when I rushed back
[19:08] Speaker 2: in there with all those happy cans of pet evaporated milk,
[19:11] Speaker 2: That good, sweet country milk made double rich by evaporation,
[19:15] Speaker 2: that delicious last touch to a good cup of coffee.
[19:18] Speaker 2: All those pet milk fans were so delighted.
[19:20] Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, hey hey look milky. Yes, pal, one question, Hilo,
[19:26] Speaker 3: did you sign that petition?
[19:28] Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question first? Do you remember
[19:31] Speaker 2: the day you were playing golf behind me? You drove
[19:34] Speaker 2: your ball without a word.
[19:35] Speaker 3: Of warning and hit me on the head.
[19:37] Speaker 2: Yes? What should you have said before you drove that ball?
[19:40] Speaker 5: Four?
[19:41] Speaker 2: That's how many times I signed the petition.
[19:52] Speaker 3: Wh guy, he's got news for me. Well, I got
[19:55] Speaker 3: a little news for him too. That petition wound up
[19:57] Speaker 3: yesterday with only at the Elks Club, and he sold
[19:59] Speaker 3: it to me for three bucks.
[20:00] Speaker 2: And I burned it.
[20:03] Speaker 4: Well, I'm here, mister Wilcox is just kidding anyway, Dearie, Well, it's.
[20:07] Speaker 3: About time you got here, Litvivia, Hello, Molly.
[20:10] Speaker 5: Hell on, mister mayor?
[20:11] Speaker 3: Is this the way the mayor of this town treats
[20:13] Speaker 3: a frantic call from a taxpayer that I left word
[20:15] Speaker 3: I got an emergency.
[20:16] Speaker 2: Knowing your idea of an emergency, McGee, I rushed over
[20:19] Speaker 2: here as fast as I could after a leisurely lunch
[20:22] Speaker 2: a workout on the handball court and the shoeshine. What's
[20:25] Speaker 2: the problem.
[20:28] Speaker 4: Well it's teeny, mister Mayor. The youngster down the street.
[20:31] Speaker 3: We have to take it to the dentist at three o'clock.
[20:33] Speaker 3: And I promised to a ride in a squad car
[20:35] Speaker 3: with a siren.
[20:37] Speaker 2: Well, aren't you sweet?
[20:41] Speaker 3: I think so the way I look at it, nothing's
[20:43] Speaker 3: too much trouble for me to ask somebody for when
[20:45] Speaker 3: the happiness of a little child is at stake, you
[20:47] Speaker 3: bring a squad car with you.
[20:48] Speaker 2: No, but I have my own official car out.
[20:50] Speaker 4: Oh that's wonderful, mister mayor.
[20:52] Speaker 3: Yeah, that the car of the city gave you the
[20:55] Speaker 3: one that you had to drape a dead moose over
[20:57] Speaker 3: the side of it when you took that trip to
[20:58] Speaker 3: Yosemite to cover up where it says for official use
[21:01] Speaker 3: only hold a mayor.
[21:09] Speaker 5: La Trivia never did a thing like that.
[21:11] Speaker 3: Well, somebody did it. I read about it in the paper.
[21:14] Speaker 8: I think.
[21:17] Speaker 2: I think is a rather extravagant word for the clanking,
[21:20] Speaker 2: grinding processes that go on between your generous ears.
[21:24] Speaker 3: McGee. Oh thanks boy, you're not just saying that, guys,
[21:29] Speaker 3: you admire me, But hey, we're doing that dentist at
[21:32] Speaker 3: three o'clock.
[21:33] Speaker 2: What time is it? Two thirty?
[21:34] Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, two thirty. We gotta leave right now.
[21:36] Speaker 3: Where's my coat on the bridge?
[21:37] Speaker 8: Lamb?
[21:37] Speaker 3: I got it? Come on, you know, let's go hurry.
[21:39] Speaker 5: You haven't McGhee, you haven't.
[21:40] Speaker 3: Don't waste time talking. So see this is an emergency
[21:43] Speaker 3: comonland Trivia out. You are a stop pushing man. Okay,
[21:46] Speaker 3: we're out. Now, where's your Carlo trivia?
[21:47] Speaker 8: Here? You am?
[21:48] Speaker 3: You've forgotten sounds to me it's the trivia that's holding
[21:50] Speaker 3: us up. We got to get that poor kid to
[21:52] Speaker 3: the dinnist.
[21:52] Speaker 5: I know, but where's the poor kid?
[21:54] Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I forgot the poor kid.
[21:57] Speaker 8: He's man.
[22:01] Speaker 2: Oklahoma, Ohmama. The wind comes sweeping down the plane, swear
[22:09] Speaker 2: the wave and.
[22:10] Speaker 9: We get your smell sweep when the wind comes right
[22:14] Speaker 9: behind the rashoma.
[22:19] Speaker 3: Every night, fine, honey, Lamb. And what do you do?
[22:22] Speaker 9: Why we just said and park and watch that park
[22:25] Speaker 9: making ladies circles.
[22:27] Speaker 4: In this mountain.
[22:28] Speaker 9: We know we belonged to the lands and the land
[22:32] Speaker 9: we belonged to.
[22:33] Speaker 3: My grand Also when we.
[22:35] Speaker 10: Say how we love the same, we're only saying.
[22:42] Speaker 2: You're doing fine.
[22:43] Speaker 9: Alcohol you oom brand new state rip, fine, big state rip.
[22:52] Speaker 9: Gonna treat your great Yes, sir, that's what I said.
[22:54] Speaker 3: Yep, gonna give you by carrots and.
[22:57] Speaker 10: Potators, pang your further cattle and Spanny chapimators, the flowers
[23:02] Speaker 10: on the prairie where the june bug zoom.
[23:06] Speaker 3: And flanny of.
[23:09] Speaker 8: Man.
[23:10] Speaker 1: There's a lot in Oklahoma, Johnny.
[23:15] Speaker 3: Do I remember Tomo? Wow, don't forget what to go?
[23:18] Speaker 2: You want jail?
[23:18] Speaker 9: Now?
[23:19] Speaker 10: There's a town in the Potawa's huge, kind of pretty.
[23:22] Speaker 3: How about that down in Oklahoma City?
[23:24] Speaker 6: He whoa.
[23:28] Speaker 3: Okahoma where the land is waiting there for me to
[23:32] Speaker 3: give me onions on the table, the carrots.
[23:34] Speaker 7: Advertatos, Thank you for the cattle, Fanny.
[23:37] Speaker 8: Applemator jers a dnabilly idea.
[24:01] Speaker 5: See, mister McGee, you're up all night so little children, Yeah, wonderful.
[24:05] Speaker 3: I bet you you're a brave little kid.
[24:06] Speaker 7: Sis.
[24:07] Speaker 3: And you're gonna have a swell time at the dentist.
[24:08] Speaker 4: He's having movies for you know, te.
[24:10] Speaker 3: Bet you And that ain't all either. I'm going to say,
[24:12] Speaker 3: wait a minute, I want to stop with the cigar
[24:14] Speaker 3: stand here, get some cigars.
[24:16] Speaker 5: Oh wait, by the elevators, I'll have to watch the
[24:18] Speaker 5: elevators go up and down.
[24:20] Speaker 3: Okay, you wait there, I'm gone, And where's the clerk?
[24:23] Speaker 2: Here?
[24:23] Speaker 4: Must be the man down the line there talking to them.
[24:25] Speaker 3: Hey you, how about some service?
[24:26] Speaker 7: Here?
[24:27] Speaker 3: A Mabel sum jerk went your good afternoon, sir? You called?
[24:33] Speaker 4: Yes Merna?
[24:34] Speaker 3: Hurry, sir?
[24:34] Speaker 5: Do you run this slate?
[24:35] Speaker 2: Well?
[24:35] Speaker 7: How did you ever guess that.
[24:37] Speaker 3: She's a mind reader?
[24:38] Speaker 7: Buster?
[24:39] Speaker 4: Yes, it just came to me, sir, I guess I
[24:42] Speaker 4: must be clairvoyant.
[24:43] Speaker 7: Well, I'm happy to know you, Claire, and this must
[24:47] Speaker 7: be mister Voyant.
[24:48] Speaker 3: Eh No, I'm not mister Voyant. I'm mister McGee and I.
[24:52] Speaker 10: Want to go.
[24:53] Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sir, you'll have to wait your turn.
[24:55] Speaker 10: Huh.
[24:55] Speaker 3: Miss voyant was here first? What can I do for you?
[25:07] Speaker 4: You can stop calling me baby and wait on us.
[25:10] Speaker 3: We're going to the dentist. And my husband is fidgety. Well,
[25:13] Speaker 3: isn't that interesting?
[25:14] Speaker 10: Is he one of the Alabama Fidgety's?
[25:18] Speaker 3: Because I went to school in Alabama and I never.
[25:20] Speaker 6: Heard of him.
[25:21] Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'll cut it out with it, Bud,
[25:23] Speaker 3: I've gone it.
[25:24] Speaker 7: I'm in a hurry, and I want to idly mind
[25:26] Speaker 7: your own business. Sir, Missus Fidgety and I are discussing
[25:29] Speaker 7: her husband. Missus Fidgetty was a voyant before her marriage,
[25:34] Speaker 7: right Claire.
[25:37] Speaker 3: For goodness sakes, no, look, our name is McGee. We're married.
[25:40] Speaker 3: She's my wife. Do want I make that Claire Claire?
[25:45] Speaker 3: The smasher's talking to you, Harry.
[25:48] Speaker 7: I did.
[25:48] Speaker 4: Oh, my name isn't Claire. My name is Molly.
[25:51] Speaker 3: Now let's forget it, book buster. I want a good cigar.
[25:53] Speaker 3: I understand something in a nice Claire Havannah, not too
[25:57] Speaker 3: strong and not too much light wrapper, good cleaner roma,
[26:02] Speaker 3: and one that don't bite in too too easy too. Here,
[26:06] Speaker 3: here's a nickel. Oh, you dreamer, you, here's the corner,
[26:11] Speaker 3: and take your business down the street. Oh, come on,
[26:14] Speaker 3: let's get to the dam.
[26:22] Speaker 4: The doctor will be here in a minute, Nazienie, So
[26:24] Speaker 4: don't you worry about a thing.
[26:26] Speaker 3: Oh, sir, we're going to have fun today. Sees you
[26:28] Speaker 3: won't even.
[26:29] Speaker 5: Know that little tooth. Oh hello there, doctor.
[26:31] Speaker 3: Jerkins, comeo missus McGee. Well I'm ready for the little patient.
[26:35] Speaker 3: Oh this is her doc? Is everything here that I ordered?
[26:37] Speaker 1: Oh yes, everything's ready, McGee.
[26:39] Speaker 3: How you just sit here in the chair, Young lady.
[26:42] Speaker 3: That's it all right, send in the organ grinder. Look
[26:51] Speaker 3: at everybody, Yes, sir, I'll start the movie projector Eddy,
[26:56] Speaker 3: I studied twelve years for this, all right, Teenie, open
[27:03] Speaker 3: your mouth now, now where is this loose?
[27:05] Speaker 5: Too? Reculd have gone? You mean it out?
[27:12] Speaker 8: Yeah?
[27:13] Speaker 5: It came out this morning in the gasha rescream.
[27:29] Speaker 2: Ever and Molly return in a moment. You housewives are
[27:33] Speaker 2: really smart. In these days of high prices, you could
[27:35] Speaker 2: so easily go down the line in your grocery store
[27:37] Speaker 2: and without thinking too much about quality, simply pick the
[27:40] Speaker 2: items that cost the least. But you are smarter than that.
[27:43] Speaker 2: You know that pet evaporated milk costs less generally than
[27:46] Speaker 2: bottled milk or any other form of milk. But economy
[27:49] Speaker 2: isn't the number one reason you reach for pet milk.
[27:51] Speaker 2: The well being and happiness of your family come first,
[27:54] Speaker 2: and you know that with pet milk you can make
[27:56] Speaker 2: everyday family foods more nourishing and more delicious. Pet milk
[28:00] Speaker 2: is good sweet country milk concentrated to double richness. You
[28:04] Speaker 2: also know you can use pet milk for just about
[28:07] Speaker 2: all your milk and cream needs. Use it for coffee
[28:09] Speaker 2: cream or even whipping cream, and that's quite a convenience
[28:12] Speaker 2: as well as a big saving sort of some it
[28:15] Speaker 2: all up. You get pet milk because for so very little,
[28:17] Speaker 2: you get so very much. That's what I call being smart.
[28:21] Speaker 2: And my hat's off to you keep reaching for pet milk.
[28:29] Speaker 4: Well, Jenny finally went to sleep McGee, so talk softly.
[28:32] Speaker 3: She said, quite a day.
[28:35] Speaker 4: Must have been an expensive day for you. But that's
[28:38] Speaker 4: a wonderful trait, you know, Farmers for children. Mother's proud
[28:41] Speaker 4: of you.
[28:44] Speaker 5: Have a drinking wine good night to night.
[29:05] Speaker 2: When a famous movie star comes to town, there's usually
[29:08] Speaker 2: lots of excitement, but young wife Sally Carter finds that
[29:11] Speaker 2: when the visiting movie stars and old acquaintance of husband Jim's,
[29:14] Speaker 2: anything can happen and does. In the Story of the
[29:17] Speaker 2: Week on pet Milk's Mary Lee Taylor program next Saturday morning,
[29:21] Speaker 2: the second big feature is the pet Milk Recipe of
[29:23] Speaker 2: the Week for Macaroni and Cheese Bake, a new and
[29:26] Speaker 2: easy way to make a favorite meatless main dish extra
[29:29] Speaker 2: good and extra nourishing. For good listening. Next Saturday and
[29:33] Speaker 2: every Saturday morning, turn your dial to NBC for Pet
[29:37] Speaker 2: Milk's Mary Lee Taylor. Next, It's Big Town, then Playhouse
[29:49] Speaker 2: on Broadway on NBC.
[29:58] Speaker 1: Our visit to Wistful vis closes with Fibermagee and Mollie
[30:02] Speaker 1: and Teeny Needs to Go to the Dentist. Follow Fibermagee
[30:05] Speaker 1: and Molly for more classic broadcasts.

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