# Fibber McGee and Molly - "Crime Expert Mcgee" (Old Time Radio, 1936)

An episode of [Fibber McGee and Molly | Old Time Radio](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1858238532), 19 Aug 2026, 31 min.

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Fibber McGee and Molly presents “Crime Expert McGee,” episode 43 of the classic radio comedy series, originally broadcast on February 3, 1936. In this early installment, McGee turns his attention to the world of crime expertise, with the series’ familiar comic spirit at the center of the proceedings. Fibber McGee and Molly presents the original broadcast with a newly produced contextual introduction, a short closing announcement, and gently cleaned/mastered audio for a more consistent listening experience. Chapters: 00:00 Victor Sterling Introduction 00:31 Original Broadcast 30:30 Closing Support Old Time Retro Radio at https://www.patreon.com/oldtimeretroradio

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: February third, nineteen thirty six brings us an early visit
[0:03] Speaker 1: with Fiber McGee and Molly. This is episode forty three
[0:07] Speaker 1: Crime Expert McGee from the long running comedy series that
[0:10] Speaker 1: made the McGee's familiar company to radio listeners across the years.
[0:15] Speaker 1: It is a local archival recording from the program's first season,
[0:19] Speaker 1: when each weekly appearance added another chapter to the mcgee'ze
[0:22] Speaker 1: radio life. Settle in now for Fiber McGee and Molly
[0:26] Speaker 1: in Crime Expert McGee, and now we return to the
[0:29] Speaker 1: original broadcast.
[0:32] Speaker 2: Farm Papers, chicag.
[0:36] Speaker 3: The Johnson Wax Program.
[0:56] Speaker 2: Good evening, everyone.
[0:57] Speaker 3: The makers of Johnson's Wax offer you more more madly
[1:00] Speaker 3: mgezical moments and merrily melodious music. With Rico Marcelli's orchestra,
[1:05] Speaker 3: Hugh Stude, Baker and Marion and Jim as those quaint
[1:09] Speaker 3: quarters of Quick Quick, Flipper McGhee and Molly. Marcelly and
[1:18] Speaker 3: his men gave us an old favorite to start off with,
[1:21] Speaker 3: Alexander's rag Time Band. Wrap it up, Rico, here's a
[2:10] Speaker 3: suggestion that has been helpful to a great many women.
[2:13] Speaker 3: Wax your pantry shells and cupboards with genuine Johnson's wax.
[2:18] Speaker 3: See how much cleaner, they say, And notice that dishes
[2:21] Speaker 3: never stick to the shells after they've had a quat
[2:24] Speaker 3: of Johnson's wax. It didn't take any particular persuasion for
[3:23] Speaker 3: Fibber McGee to take a few days vacation from his
[3:26] Speaker 3: efforts to find a job. He's enjoying his new found
[3:30] Speaker 3: leisure just visiting around here.
[3:32] Speaker 2: He is with Molly, just entering.
[3:33] Speaker 3: The police station in the wistful Visita town hall.
[3:38] Speaker 4: Gee, I don't know why it should be always.
[3:39] Speaker 5: Dropping in at the firehouse as a dog founders a
[3:42] Speaker 5: police station when you could be improved on your mind
[3:45] Speaker 5: as a public library.
[3:47] Speaker 6: That would be kind of selfish, Molly.
[3:49] Speaker 7: That way, I'd only be.
[3:50] Speaker 6: Improved my mind this drun like I do, I can
[3:54] Speaker 6: improve other people.
[3:55] Speaker 4: Yeah, you got a lot of brass butting in on
[3:58] Speaker 4: people like that.
[4:00] Speaker 6: Oh, this is a police station. They don't mind bread.
[4:03] Speaker 7: But oh hi, sergeant planty Ah, pretty good, sipper Plant
[4:12] Speaker 7: in the eye said don here, missus McGee, Okay, our
[4:17] Speaker 7: business today side any nice murders. I could give you a.
[4:20] Speaker 8: Hand withsa He had kind of a crime wave this.
[4:23] Speaker 4: Morning, heaven days a crime wave.
[4:25] Speaker 8: Here some guy was double parking in front of the bank.
[4:30] Speaker 8: He worked up a nice case against them too.
[4:32] Speaker 9: Sure, hey, he won't get out of it, pressing to
[4:35] Speaker 9: the box.
[4:38] Speaker 6: Nice go inside, See, Molly, didn't I tell you?
[4:40] Speaker 4: Quiet mcgi Here comes somebody. Oh look at mister Will.
[4:44] Speaker 2: How do you do? I see the manager?
[4:46] Speaker 7: Oh are you me and the manager?
[4:47] Speaker 3: This is the police department, Police department. I'm sorry, I
[4:52] Speaker 3: thought it's a Polish department. Of course, I'm telling Johnson's Hello,
[4:57] Speaker 3: mister wis hi high? Why hello there, Molly and peers officer.
[5:01] Speaker 3: These people are good friends of mine. I want you
[5:03] Speaker 3: to see if they get the best cells in the place.
[5:06] Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we're just visiting.
[5:09] Speaker 6: Yeah, lay off the wise cracks.
[5:11] Speaker 2: Well I just thought we.
[5:15] Speaker 8: Tilly, where'd you get the dog?
[5:18] Speaker 2: Billy man?
[5:19] Speaker 8: I am, miss McGee, Miss Will, God, I am. It's
[5:22] Speaker 8: fully laid on here. What's the idea of what some
[5:27] Speaker 8: you're poor me? You was going to bring your blood home?
[5:30] Speaker 8: What but that's your blood horn? And it was and
[5:34] Speaker 8: what is it? But for the heaven's sake, I don't know. Yes,
[5:38] Speaker 8: it ain't nobody know. That's why I thought he might
[5:40] Speaker 8: be blood. Where'd you get the dog pills he found me.
[5:48] Speaker 10: Looks like a.
[5:49] Speaker 4: Show dog to me.
[5:50] Speaker 7: What, Kevin, why do you call him?
[5:54] Speaker 8: Comfort?
[5:55] Speaker 11: Silly?
[5:55] Speaker 8: Where? I say?
[5:56] Speaker 7: He go round and round and points in all the
[5:58] Speaker 7: rections you never.
[5:59] Speaker 6: Know where that stay down there.
[6:04] Speaker 7: I was going to name him descendant man, only eyes
[6:07] Speaker 7: did and.
[6:07] Speaker 4: Descendant why descendant on the county?
[6:10] Speaker 2: He got full balls?
[6:12] Speaker 8: Man, that's a joke, ma'am.
[6:15] Speaker 7: Man h Jolly looked something like a police dog. I
[6:20] Speaker 7: used to have one old.
[6:21] Speaker 6: In Scotland yards. Hi jolly, she was a beauty. I
[6:24] Speaker 6: called her Bobby Bobby boy. That was okay, Molly. She
[6:28] Speaker 6: was an English bull.
[6:31] Speaker 8: She get it, Molly, Bobby.
[6:32] Speaker 7: English bulls ain't funny, man, okay there.
[6:35] Speaker 9: I never knew you about Officer kimp Ooh me, boy,
[6:38] Speaker 9: shut shit.
[6:39] Speaker 7: I was in Scotland yard so long I begun to talk.
[6:42] Speaker 2: With a scott Burr. What was your special refribber fingerprints?
[6:48] Speaker 7: I could use the hound like yours, membase.
[6:51] Speaker 6: Is he a good tracker?
[6:52] Speaker 2: Cat? He leave back every place?
[6:54] Speaker 3: Boy, shot off your compass with fasting yourself. You may
[6:59] Speaker 3: you may be a compass to u still, but he
[7:01] Speaker 3: seems to be a few points off as a bloodhound.
[7:04] Speaker 9: Yes, he has got some new police equipment, and I
[7:07] Speaker 9: was looking it over here, gas bum handcuffed straight Yeah.
[7:11] Speaker 5: Because you know, I never could understand why they put
[7:13] Speaker 5: a crook in a straight jack.
[7:17] Speaker 6: Jelly.
[7:17] Speaker 7: Minds me of the time I invented the McGee protector.
[7:20] Speaker 8: It was ordinary man's vest.
[7:22] Speaker 7: With fifteen thicness as a chicken wire wove through chicken wire.
[7:25] Speaker 6: Chicken wire, I see a pullet proof fit. Ain't funny? Money?
[7:30] Speaker 9: Look ded they got this fingerprints stuff or new new inks,
[7:34] Speaker 9: pans and cards and something.
[7:37] Speaker 7: Look at that hy jelly. That makes me kind of
[7:40] Speaker 7: homesick for old Scotland.
[7:42] Speaker 6: The eye.
[7:42] Speaker 2: Well, tell her, why did you leave the fort?
[7:44] Speaker 6: I had apartment archist.
[7:46] Speaker 5: What do you mean apartment Archies'.
[7:48] Speaker 7: See, I don't think fingerprints are any good?
[7:52] Speaker 8: He said, why not?
[7:54] Speaker 4: Well, me uncle had a partner who had gundred with
[7:56] Speaker 4: all the company's money, and they never talked.
[7:58] Speaker 7: Didn't they have a fingerprint?
[8:00] Speaker 4: They had his prints, but.
[8:01] Speaker 7: They didn't know good? Why not?
[8:02] Speaker 4: The company came san.
[8:07] Speaker 6: Pipe down even.
[8:08] Speaker 4: Inner clans your kitchens for double.
[8:10] Speaker 12: Barking on a police stasion, cailing on a police pasion
[8:17] Speaker 12: listen Memphis. Many hated the cliff, what for shoplift? Fast
[8:23] Speaker 12: saying and the vicinity of with pas de pain and
[8:26] Speaker 12: not the call the police.
[8:28] Speaker 13: That's all station.
[8:31] Speaker 2: The clip shoplifter?
[8:34] Speaker 6: She ain't around here?
[8:35] Speaker 7: Or viney starts?
[8:37] Speaker 6: What is the station?
[8:38] Speaker 4: P P p D poo poopy do figureness better keep
[8:45] Speaker 4: eye on for her?
[8:45] Speaker 6: Sorry, Hey, what have become old Mulligan?
[8:48] Speaker 8: Ulligan the harness?
[8:49] Speaker 13: Boom?
[8:50] Speaker 8: Oh he's a private dick.
[8:52] Speaker 6: No, he quit the force for private work.
[8:54] Speaker 7: And U that's what I call going from bad stores.
[9:06] Speaker 2: Well, tell me, sarge, what's that gadget over there on
[9:09] Speaker 2: the table? Is that? Yes?
[9:11] Speaker 8: Oh, this is what they call him. Lie detector?
[9:13] Speaker 2: Your HAF fifteen.
[9:14] Speaker 7: Around your arm like this here right on? Oh, I
[9:18] Speaker 7: never didn't believe me?
[9:19] Speaker 4: Why should you with you with the knife for a
[9:22] Speaker 4: lion of truth? For the truth. Let megee take a
[9:25] Speaker 4: few whack.
[9:26] Speaker 2: Yes, oh I'm speaking of wax. Let me tell you
[9:28] Speaker 2: about John t let it quit that.
[9:31] Speaker 6: Will you get a chance to do some advertising?
[9:34] Speaker 2: That's a promise.
[9:35] Speaker 4: Go on with your clancy. Try the light detector on mecgie.
[9:38] Speaker 8: Okay man, you're your classy accomplished.
[9:42] Speaker 4: That's all got to be. In Trenton, New Jersey.
[9:44] Speaker 2: Why Trenton Molly Well.
[9:46] Speaker 5: He could sing the barker roll from the jails and Hoffmann, ma'am.
[9:53] Speaker 8: They say that is the accompass dog used to belong
[9:55] Speaker 8: to DMCA. Stop well, just as ma'am.
[9:58] Speaker 4: I don't blame him forgetting rid of him.
[10:00] Speaker 8: Yes man, they say he was barking up the wrong tree.
[10:04] Speaker 8: Old man, that's not a joke.
[10:06] Speaker 6: Flee man, come on, so.
[10:09] Speaker 7: I'd try to let their light detect onomy side.
[10:11] Speaker 8: Okay, now look, run up your sleeves.
[10:14] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
[10:16] Speaker 8: Now I'll wrap this thing around.
[10:17] Speaker 2: Your biceps, but at your biceps.
[10:23] Speaker 8: There and then you then you pump it up like this,
[10:27] Speaker 8: just like blood.
[10:30] Speaker 2: And every little beat of.
[10:31] Speaker 8: The hot registers on the grass.
[10:33] Speaker 4: Here I always heard the fleet was full.
[10:35] Speaker 2: Of it, full of.
[10:38] Speaker 6: That rather quick kid, You go on side, then you
[10:41] Speaker 6: tend of lie.
[10:42] Speaker 8: The needle jumps and makes of either mark.
[10:44] Speaker 6: See, of course, on this hair machine, you gotta fit
[10:47] Speaker 6: to drinks a bell.
[10:48] Speaker 2: Well doesn't suspect here the bell ringing for sure?
[10:52] Speaker 4: Exactly he knows that we know he's riding. See what's
[10:56] Speaker 4: not give the wrong answer, fever?
[10:57] Speaker 8: What's your name?
[10:58] Speaker 7: Harpo Wilcock See wonderful.
[11:04] Speaker 8: Jolly. I could have use one of them things.
[11:06] Speaker 7: When I was with the police in Pennsylvania.
[11:13] Speaker 9: Was sure that the Pennsylvania Police finer yep in Pottsville
[11:17] Speaker 9: Peacock McGee.
[11:18] Speaker 7: They called me and then they Peacock McGee, the pairless, paragonic,
[11:22] Speaker 7: perfect pistol performer, the Pottsville, Pennsylvania Platoon of pavement Ponds
[11:25] Speaker 7: in the Plains, boats protective.
[11:27] Speaker 6: Soldad ready doll whatever, yeah, van busty Well, sir, that
[11:34] Speaker 6: was way back in eighteen ninety four.
[11:37] Speaker 8: For No.
[11:37] Speaker 5: Ninety six it was so it was ninety seven, but
[11:40] Speaker 5: when it gets to ninety nine, I'll take me profits
[11:43] Speaker 5: and get out.
[11:45] Speaker 8: And sir, I was working up round Buffalo.
[11:46] Speaker 7: Then about the time they had that their dry spilled
[11:49] Speaker 7: terrible drought.
[11:50] Speaker 3: It was it hack shoal that, sir.
[11:52] Speaker 7: It was so dry that folks was suffering something terrible.
[11:55] Speaker 7: The land was drying up, folks was thirsty. There was
[11:58] Speaker 7: no water post twice ux. Things was in a terrible shape.
[12:01] Speaker 2: So they sent for me.
[12:03] Speaker 4: All that pail plant.
[12:07] Speaker 8: I thought, and I thought.
[12:08] Speaker 6: And finally I got an idea.
[12:10] Speaker 8: Hang onner that oh I forgot it.
[12:13] Speaker 6: I ordered every.
[12:14] Speaker 7: Dad greted citizens, man, woman, child, and doll y'all, don't
[12:19] Speaker 7: shut up?
[12:19] Speaker 8: You you you he lot given and.
[12:22] Speaker 2: Then well go on, biver. You ordered all the citizens
[12:26] Speaker 2: to do.
[12:26] Speaker 7: What I ordered, the tom vaccinated, vaccinated, And that's what
[12:30] Speaker 7: I said.
[12:30] Speaker 2: Whoh.
[12:31] Speaker 7: I ordered everybody up on to a big hill outside
[12:33] Speaker 7: of town, or they could look down onto the burnt
[12:35] Speaker 7: grass and the ruined.
[12:36] Speaker 6: Parks and stuff.
[12:37] Speaker 8: Then what was I do?
[12:38] Speaker 7: But I sneaked up behind them with a truck fload
[12:40] Speaker 7: of tear gas bombs. Bam, bam, bam, bam vam. I
[12:44] Speaker 7: let them have the teargas welter. They started weeping and crying,
[12:48] Speaker 7: and tears roll down their faces onto the ground flowers
[12:53] Speaker 7: frung us path started to grow, and a terrific torrent
[12:57] Speaker 7: of tears started coming down the hill and tear into
[13:00] Speaker 7: the bell where it made a canal twenty.
[13:03] Speaker 8: Hoot beep and three hundred and sixty.
[13:05] Speaker 7: Three miles long.
[13:06] Speaker 6: Hang on that and.
[13:08] Speaker 9: It's there yet, man, that's certainly of us bear absolutely uncanny,
[13:13] Speaker 9: positively eerie.
[13:14] Speaker 2: That's what we call it.
[13:15] Speaker 6: The eerie canal.
[13:17] Speaker 13: Hey Modella and his men give us the broken record,
[13:33] Speaker 13: with Charles LeVert voicing the vocal.
[13:57] Speaker 2: My three.
[14:00] Speaker 11: Gorgeous to go, just to go, just to go, just
[14:02] Speaker 11: to go.
[14:02] Speaker 8: Just to just to night.
[14:05] Speaker 3: That the song I heard on the phonograph, the needle
[14:08] Speaker 3: caught on the broken happened to play.
[14:12] Speaker 11: And my sweetheart, I guess you, I guess you.
[14:18] Speaker 2: I guess you.
[14:19] Speaker 11: I guess you, I guess you. I guess you do nice.
[14:23] Speaker 8: All at once I started to think of you, the
[14:25] Speaker 8: things I.
[14:26] Speaker 3: Wanted to say and do when we're dam things ah
[14:30] Speaker 3: man thing.
[14:33] Speaker 8: The broken records played on him.
[14:35] Speaker 11: Then the broken records started again. My sweetheart, I love you,
[14:44] Speaker 11: I love you, I love you, I love you, I
[14:47] Speaker 11: love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
[14:51] Speaker 3: Oh the don sounds silly.
[14:53] Speaker 2: I will agree the word time me, but not to me.
[14:56] Speaker 2: But there's no doubt it's the way I feel about you.
[15:12] Speaker 11: I love you, I love you, I love you or
[15:15] Speaker 11: love you are.
[15:25] Speaker 3: Docily the worst done daddy, But there's no doubt it's
[15:31] Speaker 3: the way I feel about you.
[15:46] Speaker 13: Now before we go back to the West from Fessor
[15:48] Speaker 13: police State, and I like to say.
[15:49] Speaker 2: A few work.
[15:50] Speaker 3: No matter how polite your guests, maybe the moment they
[15:53] Speaker 3: stepped into your house, they can't help noticing the condition
[15:56] Speaker 3: of your floors and furniture. Now, if you're a regular
[16:00] Speaker 3: user of Johnson's Wax, your house will always have a
[16:02] Speaker 3: well kept, shining appearance. Johnson's wax gives a rich, mellow
[16:07] Speaker 3: polish that stands up under the hardest wear and.
[16:10] Speaker 2: Sheds dust and dirt.
[16:11] Speaker 3: Why actually, only half as much dust collects on a
[16:14] Speaker 3: Johnson Wax surface as on an unwaxed surface.
[16:17] Speaker 2: Now, whereas cheap.
[16:18] Speaker 3: Inferior polishes leave us salt, theiry coding that becomes a
[16:22] Speaker 3: regular dirt capture, Johnson's wax forms a cleaning shield of
[16:26] Speaker 3: perfection against dirt, branches and wear.
[17:13] Speaker 8: Act.
[18:08] Speaker 2: Now back to the whisper. It's the police station, were Fever.
[18:11] Speaker 3: And Molly and Philly Watson are finding everything topathetic. That's
[18:20] Speaker 3: a message coming in on the police.
[18:25] Speaker 2: Say anything more about john.
[18:28] Speaker 6: Now sit down for a while writing and talk.
[18:31] Speaker 4: You want to?
[18:32] Speaker 2: Oh, thank Molly, I've finished plancy bo.
[18:35] Speaker 8: What's the matter, Finny?
[18:36] Speaker 10: Do you all think you're going to be able to
[18:38] Speaker 10: use compass?
[18:38] Speaker 6: Please?
[18:39] Speaker 8: What they phil as taking?
[18:41] Speaker 2: Yell?
[18:41] Speaker 8: You did you low hound dog?
[18:42] Speaker 4: Jesus definitely day silly.
[18:44] Speaker 10: I don't believe that job to find an elephant in
[18:47] Speaker 10: the telephone booth.
[18:49] Speaker 8: I don't know then, and I was said him on
[18:51] Speaker 8: that man, if.
[18:54] Speaker 10: You all don't want is a little both.
[18:56] Speaker 8: I don't know. Is that trying to get this message?
[18:59] Speaker 5: What's to say, mister Clancy?
[19:01] Speaker 4: Somebody offered a reward?
[19:03] Speaker 10: Not bring Cilly dog back?
[19:04] Speaker 14: No Tellavan Conaty Murphy Ransom?
[19:07] Speaker 2: Did he say, Johnson, I'm here, shake it up?
[19:16] Speaker 14: Ripton boy, I donder ticketure meant Philly and I just
[19:20] Speaker 14: hitted the grips. One of her tap lifting is fighting
[19:23] Speaker 14: off there in the bike house on the corner for steven.
[19:25] Speaker 7: A Street, Chicogra police must us the rest and.
[19:28] Speaker 8: The team her for questioning.
[19:29] Speaker 14: Televan you and can take your dogs jump on it
[19:33] Speaker 14: once in little two he's been the very off five.
[19:40] Speaker 4: Come on, is he dangerous, mister Clancy?
[19:43] Speaker 13: No, but his.
[19:44] Speaker 2: Shifty ever, you don't under the.
[19:45] Speaker 10: Flapper clippery you bring your stround or miss Frans boss you.
[19:51] Speaker 7: Heel good on the middow lift Copple's boss, Okay, bring
[19:54] Speaker 7: him along, Come on, missus McGee.
[19:55] Speaker 4: This is the entire thing.
[19:56] Speaker 2: Come on, hallow ever and it's many a blander of brunette.
[19:59] Speaker 2: Start that's red.
[20:00] Speaker 6: It's harfl what difference does that mean?
[20:02] Speaker 2: Oh? I like to pitch block.
[20:05] Speaker 6: Thanks funny, har Come on, everybody.
[20:07] Speaker 2: That's a pit the curve on you boys.
[20:11] Speaker 8: You're gonna be your police dog. How about dog hit
[20:14] Speaker 8: flat guy with me?
[20:18] Speaker 6: That's reddit Billy, make that dog.
[20:19] Speaker 2: Quld lick my face? Got nlet it?
[20:25] Speaker 7: Are you comfortable land in the back.
[20:29] Speaker 2: I'm all right, but see I have to go so fast.
[20:33] Speaker 6: You bet you would do harple o.
[20:35] Speaker 8: This year's please business.
[20:37] Speaker 6: Besides what your complaints?
[20:38] Speaker 2: Oh nothing, I was just Johnson around quite.
[20:42] Speaker 11: A bad.
[20:47] Speaker 6: You better get them break six.
[20:50] Speaker 8: Keep that quiet, siddy, Yeah, I said, will you keep
[20:53] Speaker 8: quiet company? I think I'll stay.
[20:57] Speaker 6: Out here well, sir, not me, No, sir, I'm going
[21:00] Speaker 6: to be in at the pinch.
[21:01] Speaker 8: He'll have to be careful.
[21:02] Speaker 2: Now she may have a pistol.
[21:04] Speaker 6: Oh, I'm to think of it, Molly, I better stay
[21:07] Speaker 6: out here with you. See that you're all right?
[21:10] Speaker 8: Oh, come on, Fibber, you and Molly and Horner go
[21:13] Speaker 8: on in and talk to her.
[21:14] Speaker 9: We don't want to get in bad on a false
[21:16] Speaker 9: ref You know me too, bo you too hotel me
[21:19] Speaker 9: go along with compass boss again.
[21:20] Speaker 8: I might get away in his a low dog he
[21:22] Speaker 8: might follow her boss, Okay, go ahead, no be dimplomatic, fibber.
[21:29] Speaker 8: I'll be outside here, and if she makes the break, I'll.
[21:32] Speaker 2: Drave her when she comes off. You got the voice?
[21:34] Speaker 8: Are covering the ear?
[21:35] Speaker 4: Come on, come on, mister, will.
[21:40] Speaker 7: Ring the door.
[21:41] Speaker 8: I know, I don't know what what if she.
[21:45] Speaker 5: If she comes after with a niper her heavenly days
[21:48] Speaker 5: and you and all fleet.
[21:51] Speaker 6: I was just thinking you.
[21:52] Speaker 2: Molly, shut up hydrophobia.
[21:55] Speaker 7: Well he wants somebody thinking him to please ring the
[21:58] Speaker 7: bell me?
[21:59] Speaker 6: Okay, and it ain't nobody home?
[22:02] Speaker 2: I here's she coming?
[22:06] Speaker 8: Yes, ma'am, I'm afraid, so I hope I can hold
[22:09] Speaker 8: his little dog.
[22:10] Speaker 6: Does you want to get at somebody too?
[22:12] Speaker 4: You know?
[22:12] Speaker 8: So he want to run away?
[22:13] Speaker 2: Balls?
[22:16] Speaker 10: Well, what's the delegation?
[22:18] Speaker 4: I don't want no magazines?
[22:19] Speaker 10: Brush as a holsery. We give it's a collection, charity
[22:22] Speaker 10: begins a home and I ain't got no what's the census?
[22:25] Speaker 10: You can look me up from Who's who?
[22:26] Speaker 8: Am here?
[22:27] Speaker 10: Town?
[22:28] Speaker 13: Halloween?
[22:29] Speaker 4: Go and ring somebody else?
[22:31] Speaker 10: Now what do you want?
[22:33] Speaker 2: All right? Hello? Man?
[22:36] Speaker 4: How do you do?
[22:37] Speaker 13: Man?
[22:37] Speaker 2: Evening?
[22:38] Speaker 4: Ma'am?
[22:39] Speaker 10: Well that's far nice? Not you all play the blue
[22:43] Speaker 10: Daniel but you roll escape side just love ham stride
[22:46] Speaker 10: just to.
[22:47] Speaker 4: Get me jump on out of the band back.
[22:50] Speaker 6: We're coming in? Are we we're bleeping?
[22:53] Speaker 10: Oh yeah, who's in change with dogs?
[22:56] Speaker 8: No, man, I'm comfassed compass. He got come along with
[22:59] Speaker 8: the riot.
[22:59] Speaker 4: Man got the door into his car.
[23:03] Speaker 10: Well, now it's just colzy. What would you liking yet,
[23:06] Speaker 10: teosic suks.
[23:08] Speaker 7: We just want to talk to you, Sis.
[23:10] Speaker 10: Where's your warrants?
[23:12] Speaker 2: Well we want give none?
[23:14] Speaker 7: Man, Well we booked, we want to want we'll get one.
[23:18] Speaker 6: Here's my card.
[23:19] Speaker 10: Say this is a large cut for the else What
[23:21] Speaker 10: do I want with this?
[23:24] Speaker 7: I just wanted your fingerprints on it? Here, Phil, take
[23:27] Speaker 7: this down to the Bureau of Identification and rush right
[23:30] Speaker 7: back here.
[23:32] Speaker 6: It's pretty clever, am I.
[23:34] Speaker 4: You're smarter, nice oxlogy, which is no particular compliments.
[23:39] Speaker 7: Now then Sis, if them printing good, we can get
[23:41] Speaker 7: some more off the furniture.
[23:43] Speaker 2: Did you ever stop to think, madam?
[23:44] Speaker 3: The fingerprints are easily wiped off furniture if you first
[23:47] Speaker 3: give it a smooth, glossy.
[23:48] Speaker 9: Closing off Johnson's. Oh well, I was just pointing out
[23:52] Speaker 9: that grime doesn't say.
[23:56] Speaker 4: Get on with the third degree me.
[23:58] Speaker 10: Yeah, but I ain't saying I was.
[23:59] Speaker 8: Say where was you last night at eight fifty?
[24:01] Speaker 10: I want to see Captain's blood easy man.
[24:05] Speaker 4: Remember he's a bloodhound.
[24:06] Speaker 10: Oh yeah, let's say him bleed.
[24:10] Speaker 7: What were you doing last Sunday night at seven o'clock?
[24:12] Speaker 2: What are you doing tomorrow night about eight o'clock?
[24:14] Speaker 6: Bay, I'm doing this?
[24:17] Speaker 13: Are you?
[24:17] Speaker 4: Minnie the Moucher.
[24:18] Speaker 3: Memphis Spinny Mike alias Winnie the pool Alien alias.
[24:22] Speaker 10: Alias keep quiet a minute, lessen.
[24:25] Speaker 4: I'm just so white and girl.
[24:27] Speaker 10: Being a support little with us.
[24:28] Speaker 7: Mother Chuck's never mind that ballcause we got the good joining.
[24:32] Speaker 6: You might as well confess.
[24:33] Speaker 10: Oh you want a concession?
[24:35] Speaker 7: You gotta pencil, Molly, take this down?
[24:38] Speaker 8: Oh then, what's your name?
[24:39] Speaker 2: My girl?
[24:40] Speaker 10: Peter Cobble and I want to be alone.
[24:42] Speaker 6: I don't get smart.
[24:44] Speaker 10: Where do you live, dearie? I live in San Francisco
[24:47] Speaker 10: with my aunt Mely. But if you want to wait
[24:48] Speaker 10: in a drawer'll I'll be home many minutes. Oh look,
[24:51] Speaker 10: here comes the shadows.
[24:54] Speaker 2: Get report on a fingerprints? Boss?
[24:56] Speaker 4: Oh that's fine?
[24:57] Speaker 6: Whose are they still?
[24:58] Speaker 2: Minnie?
[24:59] Speaker 13: No?
[25:00] Speaker 6: Then they Yaw's boss?
[25:05] Speaker 10: Well what am I supposed to? Shall we sail off
[25:07] Speaker 10: those from the bathtub or something, or should we stop
[25:10] Speaker 10: resipes for fudge takes?
[25:11] Speaker 4: Listen, don't call me sis.
[25:14] Speaker 2: Oh may I suggest that if you confess, it would
[25:16] Speaker 2: go much easier with you.
[25:17] Speaker 10: If I thought you're going easier, buddy, I confessed her
[25:20] Speaker 10: run and wrong for the insurance.
[25:23] Speaker 4: Heavenly days, Macgui. The girl is a real hard boy there.
[25:26] Speaker 10: That's when I'm so hot boiled. I've been taking on
[25:29] Speaker 10: slotting iron picnics.
[25:31] Speaker 4: Play fat girl, back girl. When you wouldn't sit in
[25:34] Speaker 4: the fruit your ten.
[25:37] Speaker 7: It looks like we'd have to take her in hard
[25:40] Speaker 7: All that there dog won't spring it.
[25:42] Speaker 10: If we ever had a spring, it was never wound up.
[25:46] Speaker 7: Give me the handcuffs. Here you are, break out your
[25:49] Speaker 7: hands and get into the handcuffs.
[25:50] Speaker 10: Oh yeah, Well, if you compact comfortable, you're gonna take
[25:54] Speaker 10: money like I think I love.
[25:56] Speaker 2: Hey, she turned not the light.
[25:58] Speaker 8: I can't see her turn the white dog.
[26:00] Speaker 3: Something's moving over there.
[26:06] Speaker 14: Let me take her.
[26:07] Speaker 8: Hey, Glancy, how'd you get in here? I heard all
[26:09] Speaker 8: the noise? All right, Minnie, you might give up.
[26:12] Speaker 7: I got her, Clancy, I got the handcuffs on.
[26:14] Speaker 4: So have you told her?
[26:15] Speaker 8: But we both got her.
[26:17] Speaker 6: I'll insist, get up and behave yourself.
[26:19] Speaker 4: Turn the lights on somebody.
[26:22] Speaker 10: Well, well for the hey, you handcuffed me, clancy, you're trippy.
[26:27] Speaker 8: You handcuff me, I've handcuffed together. But looking out the windows,
[26:33] Speaker 8: here goes many with your little swampca.
[26:47] Speaker 3: Fingerprints are all very well in their place. No woman
[26:51] Speaker 3: cares to collect fingerprints on her woodwork. Don't let me
[26:54] Speaker 3: suggest that you watch your door frames and all other
[26:57] Speaker 3: painted services with genuine Johnson wax and be free from
[27:01] Speaker 3: the embarrassment of having dirty fingers budges cringing to your woodwork.
[27:06] Speaker 3: Johnson's wax spreads an invisible shield of protection over woodwork's
[27:09] Speaker 3: furniture and floors, steals the pores and cracks against dirt
[27:13] Speaker 3: and germs, and wards off bratches and stains. By the way,
[27:16] Speaker 3: it's very economical to order Johnson's wax in a larger science.
[28:32] Speaker 12: Right.
[28:32] Speaker 3: We are happy to announce the winner in Rico Marcelli's
[28:36] Speaker 3: contest for amateur songwriters. So many beautiful songs were found
[28:40] Speaker 3: among the ten thousand manuscripts submitted that the judges had
[28:44] Speaker 3: a difficult time selecting the winner. Finally, it was unanimously
[28:48] Speaker 3: decided that surprise should go to Charles A. Reber five
[28:52] Speaker 3: eighty nine Celeron Street, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, for his song entitled
[28:56] Speaker 3: the Old Kitchen Park. Mister Reeber, for the last seven
[29:00] Speaker 3: years has been employed as a full time general utility
[29:03] Speaker 3: man in Pittsburgh. A check for one hundred dollars will
[29:07] Speaker 3: be sent to mister Reebers from the sponsors of this program,
[29:10] Speaker 3: Irving Berlin Incorporated, will publish his song, and next Monday evening,
[29:14] Speaker 3: Rico Marcelli will play a special arrangement of the Old
[29:16] Speaker 3: Kitchen Clock on this program. An article by Marcelli of
[29:21] Speaker 3: interest to all who enter this contest will appear in
[29:23] Speaker 3: next Thursday's issue of Radio Guides. Until we see you
[29:46] Speaker 3: next Monday. At the same time, I'd like to take
[29:50] Speaker 3: just a second to extend our best wishes to the
[29:52] Speaker 3: California Retail Hardware Association, now in session at Hotel Casa
[29:57] Speaker 3: del Rey at Santa Cruz, California. This is that ole policeman,
[30:02] Speaker 3: Laeutenant Waxy Wilcox of the Kitchen Police, who won't try
[30:06] Speaker 3: to arrest your attention with a fancy sign off tonight.
[30:09] Speaker 3: Being just a plane clothes man, good Night. This is
[30:26] Speaker 3: a national broadcasting.
[30:28] Speaker 1: Company that was Fibber McGee and Molly in crime expert McGee.
[30:33] Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us for this early broadcast.

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