# Fibber McGee and Molly - Fmm Golden Wedding Anniversary \[episode 430\] Broadcast 3/6/1945

An episode of [Fibber McGee and Molly | Old Time Radio](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1858238532), 10 Jul 2026, 30 min.

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## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: Johnson White's program with film and Mouthley The Rats of
[0:12] Speaker 1: Johnson Whack's Products for Home and Industry present Silver mcgame
[0:16] Speaker 1: Molly written by Don Quinn still Leslie with music via
[0:19] Speaker 1: the King's Men and Bill Emails Orchestra. While you were
[0:46] Speaker 1: getting the dinner or doing the dishes tonight, did you
[0:49] Speaker 1: take a good look at your linoleum floor covering? Were
[0:51] Speaker 1: you satisfied with this appearance or was it a little
[0:53] Speaker 1: on the dull and shabby side. Well, you know there's
[0:56] Speaker 1: a very good remedy for that trouble. Just treat your
[0:58] Speaker 1: floor to a beauty treatment with Johnson's blow Cooat. Then
[1:02] Speaker 1: you'll have not only sparkling beauty and bright fresh colors,
[1:05] Speaker 1: but you will have protection and long life for the linoleum.
[1:08] Speaker 1: Manufacturers of Linoleum themselves recommend blowcoat regular care with this
[1:13] Speaker 1: easy to use polish adds greatly to the life of.
[1:15] Speaker 2: The floor covering.
[1:17] Speaker 1: Johnson's glow Coat is self polishing. It needs no rubbing
[1:20] Speaker 1: or buffing. All you do is apply and let dry
[1:23] Speaker 1: in twenty minutes. Your floor is something to be proud of,
[1:26] Speaker 1: and it's easier to keep clean because still things wipe
[1:29] Speaker 1: up in a Jiffy when your floor is protected with
[1:32] Speaker 1: Johnson's self polishing glowcoats. Some people think the reason a
[2:04] Speaker 1: newspaper is printed in several sections is so the wind
[2:08] Speaker 1: can blow it all over the neighborhood easier. This is
[2:11] Speaker 1: an erroneous idea. It's really so two people can read
[2:15] Speaker 1: it at the same time. Like it's seventy nine wis
[2:17] Speaker 1: for Vista. Where one with the sports page and the
[2:20] Speaker 1: other with the affairs of society. We find Sibber McGee
[2:24] Speaker 1: and Molly.
[2:32] Speaker 3: Hmm highceiver, ham faced Gordon, the Denver Destroyer, Kote Suger
[2:37] Speaker 3: Malone in the fifth round.
[2:38] Speaker 4: Mcgeeh, Molly, please, that don't sound good coming from you.
[2:43] Speaker 3: Well blame yourself, dearie. You're the one who handed me
[2:46] Speaker 3: the sports section while you grabbed the news.
[2:48] Speaker 5: Yeah, but my gosh, I know.
[2:49] Speaker 3: Oh listen, Gorilla Grove and the Memphis Murderer winds Map
[2:54] Speaker 3: tussle with Boris the Bulgarian bone break the Gorilla.
[2:58] Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, you win. I'll swap sections with you.
[3:03] Speaker 6: Thank you.
[3:05] Speaker 3: You know I never could understand. Uh isn't this sweet?
[3:09] Speaker 4: Isn't what sweet this about?
[3:11] Speaker 3: Mister and missus Calvin w. Hook Wyler of South Oak Street.
[3:14] Speaker 2: What's about them?
[3:15] Speaker 3: They're celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Isn't that wonderful?
[3:20] Speaker 5: Yeah? I guess it?
[3:21] Speaker 4: Is it that she must be the kind of woman
[3:23] Speaker 4: who never opens perfume bottles with her husband's razor blades.
[3:28] Speaker 3: Yeah, and he must be the kind of a man
[3:30] Speaker 3: who never nags when his wife burns the.
[3:32] Speaker 5: Vacant I like burned vacant charcoal.
[3:35] Speaker 3: Good.
[3:37] Speaker 5: Besides, you never saw it, oh McGee. Huh.
[3:40] Speaker 3: I hope you and I can celebrate our golden wedding anniversary.
[3:43] Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be grand, dearie?
[3:45] Speaker 5: Oh?
[3:45] Speaker 7: Sure it would be.
[3:47] Speaker 4: Hey, wait a minute, that's a wonderful idea, Molly, Why
[3:50] Speaker 4: don't we do that?
[3:50] Speaker 3: Well? Fine, but I don't have to go take off
[3:52] Speaker 3: my apron put on my face right now, do I?
[3:54] Speaker 2: Huh?
[3:55] Speaker 3: We still got about twenty five years to go.
[3:57] Speaker 4: I mean, celebrate our golden wedding right now today?
[4:00] Speaker 3: Oh mcgui, you can't do that. You gotta be married
[4:02] Speaker 3: fifty years.
[4:03] Speaker 6: Ah.
[4:04] Speaker 4: That's the trouble with people always waiting until the last minute.
[4:11] Speaker 4: We're gonna celebrate our golden wedding.
[4:13] Speaker 5: Let's celebrate it. Right now while we're sure of it.
[4:15] Speaker 3: But mcgii, you can't.
[4:16] Speaker 4: You get a few friends over here and have Oh
[4:18] Speaker 4: wait a minute, I got a better idea. I'm gonna
[4:22] Speaker 4: take you out tonight, baby, That does it?
[4:25] Speaker 3: That's for me. You talk me into it.
[4:29] Speaker 4: Yes, sir, we'll get Doc and Harlew and Alice together
[4:31] Speaker 4: and all go down with the whistle is to build
[4:33] Speaker 4: more for dinner and a little dancing.
[4:34] Speaker 3: Wonderful. Yeah, oh my, our golden wedding it is silly, mcgeebit.
[4:40] Speaker 3: Oh dear, I haven't got a gift for you.
[4:42] Speaker 5: I'll forget it.
[4:43] Speaker 4: But I already got something for you. I was gonna
[4:45] Speaker 4: save it for your birthday.
[4:46] Speaker 5: But this is better.
[4:46] Speaker 3: Oh McGee you darling, what is it?
[4:48] Speaker 5: Come on telling no, No, I'll give it to you later.
[4:50] Speaker 3: Well, I'll think it's something nice for you.
[4:52] Speaker 7: Okay.
[4:53] Speaker 3: See, if we're going out for dinner, let's give Beulah
[4:55] Speaker 3: the night off.
[4:56] Speaker 2: Why not?
[4:57] Speaker 3: Okay, Bulah, Oh bulah, somebody ball for Beulah.
[5:09] Speaker 4: Yeah, I look Beulah, missus mcgainn. I are celebrating our
[5:12] Speaker 4: golden wedding anniversary tonight.
[5:14] Speaker 8: And you're doing which winsday.
[5:18] Speaker 3: We're celebrating our golden wedding anniversary tonight, Beula, Well, for goodness.
[5:23] Speaker 8: Six when the folks is get married back in that
[5:26] Speaker 8: little POI when there's two weeks old.
[5:29] Speaker 4: I don't know.
[5:30] Speaker 5: We haven't been married fifty years yet, Beulah.
[5:32] Speaker 3: Of course, now all.
[5:33] Speaker 8: You means only seemed like fifty years man?
[5:35] Speaker 9: Yes or no?
[5:36] Speaker 3: No, no, Bula. You see, mister McGee just decided we
[5:40] Speaker 3: ought to celebrate our golden wedding while we were still
[5:42] Speaker 3: more or less young. It is pretty silly, isn't it.
[5:46] Speaker 2: What do you mean silly?
[5:47] Speaker 8: Why? Man? I think it's this one and one?
[5:49] Speaker 5: Sure, I'm plumb flabber goose.
[5:54] Speaker 8: My sister she's always about celebrating her wedding out of
[5:57] Speaker 8: us were but she'll never get around to why not,
[6:00] Speaker 8: No time, no no husband, what wisdom? Tonight, man, you're
[6:06] Speaker 8: gonna have the ceremony again and talk to your bridle
[6:09] Speaker 8: booque downstairs, cause this soul you're gonna Finddela out there
[6:12] Speaker 8: and left field.
[6:16] Speaker 4: Oh, we're just talking a little wing ding for a
[6:17] Speaker 4: few friends, bela, a little dinner party.
[6:19] Speaker 5: Oh my, I'm going right to work.
[6:22] Speaker 8: Bulah's gonna whip you all up.
[6:23] Speaker 3: A five cheer wedding kick in all Bulah, you mean
[6:26] Speaker 3: five cheers?
[6:27] Speaker 8: Ain'tleviel chest today, ma'am, this is happy stuff.
[6:31] Speaker 3: Well, thanks, Bula, but we're going to eat downtown tonight
[6:34] Speaker 3: and you can take the evening off.
[6:36] Speaker 8: Oh well, thank you man. Welcome Iris in town tonight.
[6:40] Speaker 3: Uh huh.
[6:41] Speaker 8: We may go down to the Dreamland Ballroom tonight. And
[6:44] Speaker 8: took us a little sickery. I saw you ain't having
[6:49] Speaker 8: a party at home, though.
[6:50] Speaker 5: I have to make you some punch, and I could
[6:52] Speaker 5: go for some two of you us. You make good punch.
[6:54] Speaker 8: So when I delivered that punch, it's a knocker. My
[6:58] Speaker 8: uncle invented recipe, although he've been able to make it
[7:01] Speaker 8: much sense of god hurt and explosion?
[7:03] Speaker 3: Oh my, what exploded? Villa bona punch you and Macon?
[7:08] Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds like his recipe went over with a bang.
[7:13] Speaker 8: Yeah, what's the man.
[7:14] Speaker 10: Who said.
[7:20] Speaker 3: I love that golden wedding couple?
[7:28] Speaker 1: Light out for the orchestin opedia.
[9:09] Speaker 4: So, I says to myself, Alice, I says, we may
[9:11] Speaker 4: not all be together twenty five years now, I says, So,
[9:13] Speaker 4: I says, why not celebrate it now?
[9:14] Speaker 11: I says, well, I think it's a wonderful idea, mister McGhee.
[9:18] Speaker 11: Let me see, now, when you're married twenty five years,
[9:20] Speaker 11: that's your silver anniversary. Fifty is gold, of course, what's
[9:23] Speaker 11: seventy five diamond? And one hundred?
[9:27] Speaker 4: When you're married one hundred years, Alice, you just totter
[9:30] Speaker 4: over to the phone and call Ripley. That's what's known
[9:35] Speaker 4: as getting into his column the hard way.
[9:38] Speaker 3: Why if I would know you were in here, Alix?
[9:41] Speaker 3: Are you coming to our dinner party tonight?
[9:43] Speaker 7: Dear?
[9:43] Speaker 11: Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world, missus McGee.
[9:45] Speaker 11: I love parties anyhow, I just went to one night
[9:48] Speaker 11: before life.
[9:49] Speaker 3: What do you do, dear? Have you played parlor games
[9:51] Speaker 3: or dance?
[9:51] Speaker 11: We play games, grown up games of course, like spin
[9:54] Speaker 11: the bottle and post.
[9:56] Speaker 2: Office post office.
[9:58] Speaker 5: Ah, I draw the line at that, you do.
[10:00] Speaker 7: Mister mcgeek.
[10:01] Speaker 3: Yes, Alice, due to an unfortunate experience in.
[10:04] Speaker 5: His youth, played post office at the high school party.
[10:07] Speaker 4: Elie, girl named Marge was postmistress at the time.
[10:10] Speaker 3: Huzzy, Yeah, she calls me.
[10:14] Speaker 5: Into the post office.
[10:15] Speaker 4: See while so I kind of blushed and smoothed back.
[10:18] Speaker 4: My hair had a terrible colic at the time, and
[10:21] Speaker 4: I walks in.
[10:23] Speaker 5: I got a letter for you, Breezy.
[10:24] Speaker 4: She says.
[10:26] Speaker 3: Kids all called me.
[10:28] Speaker 5: They all called me Breezy. In the Wendy, it was, yeah, Wendy,
[10:37] Speaker 5: I got a letter for you, Wendy, she says. So
[10:39] Speaker 5: I shut my eyes and puckers.
[10:40] Speaker 11: Up, and she kissed you.
[10:41] Speaker 3: Now she gave him a letter. Her father was the
[10:45] Speaker 3: real postmaster.
[10:47] Speaker 4: I never quite got over that, Alice.
[10:49] Speaker 5: I was a woman hater for several days after that.
[10:53] Speaker 11: See, nobody ever wanted to kiss me. When I was
[10:56] Speaker 11: a little girl, I had braces on my teeth and
[10:58] Speaker 11: they called me ironsjaw.
[11:01] Speaker 3: Oh.
[11:01] Speaker 5: I guess that situation has improved somebody now, hasn't it.
[11:05] Speaker 11: I guess you'd call it an improvement. Mister McGee, I
[11:07] Speaker 11: had to write home last week for my braces.
[11:12] Speaker 3: Say, Alice, maybe you can think of some little gadget
[11:15] Speaker 3: made of gold that I can give mister McGee.
[11:17] Speaker 11: Well, I'll give it some thought, missus mcgeh. Oh, wait
[11:20] Speaker 11: a minute, I've got a wonderful idea for a gift.
[11:22] Speaker 3: For oh good whisper to me, dear. Well, Well, it's
[11:28] Speaker 3: a cute idea, and they would be gold all right,
[11:32] Speaker 3: but mister McGee would always forget to feed them. Thanks anyway, Alice,
[11:39] Speaker 3: I'll keep trying.
[11:40] Speaker 2: I'll see you tonight, gold Fish.
[11:43] Speaker 6: Huh ah, you.
[11:48] Speaker 5: Listen, I never know such a thing.
[11:49] Speaker 3: I am right the way. Did you reserve a table
[11:51] Speaker 3: at the Biltmore?
[11:52] Speaker 7: Ye?
[11:52] Speaker 5: Table for five at eight? Or was it table for
[11:54] Speaker 5: eight at five?
[11:57] Speaker 12: No?
[11:57] Speaker 5: Table for five at eight? That's what I told him. Good,
[11:59] Speaker 5: you know that ought to be a lot of fun.
[12:00] Speaker 2: Molly.
[12:01] Speaker 5: They got two swell bands down there.
[12:02] Speaker 3: You man, Oh dear, you have enough trouble keeping time.
[12:05] Speaker 2: With one beginning?
[12:06] Speaker 1: Why don't see hello, folks.
[12:08] Speaker 3: Mister Wilcox, just the man we wanted to see.
[12:11] Speaker 4: I want you to come to a golden wedding anniversary party,
[12:13] Speaker 4: Junior as well.
[12:14] Speaker 5: Who's ours?
[12:16] Speaker 2: Who's ours?
[12:18] Speaker 3: Mister Wilcox at the Wistful Vista.
[12:20] Speaker 1: Billsmore tonight tonight your golden wedding anniversary you heard?
[12:27] Speaker 3: Will you come and bring missus Wilcox?
[12:29] Speaker 1: Well, gee, kids, I'd love to be there, but General
[12:32] Speaker 1: Grant and Henry the Eighth and I have a day
[12:34] Speaker 1: to play squat Do you have a data play squat?
[12:43] Speaker 2: Tag?
[12:43] Speaker 1: And Carnegie Hall?
[12:50] Speaker 3: Mister Wilcox, we're not fooling.
[12:52] Speaker 4: We're seriously Look, Junior, we just decided to celebrate our
[12:55] Speaker 4: golden wedding anniversary right now while we can still have fun.
[12:58] Speaker 3: And Alice Darling and doctor Gambling will Coxes are all invited.
[13:01] Speaker 3: Won't you please come?
[13:02] Speaker 5: Well?
[13:03] Speaker 1: I don't know who thought this up, but it's probably
[13:05] Speaker 1: the most delightfully idiotic idea I ever heard, and I
[13:08] Speaker 1: wouldn't miss.
[13:09] Speaker 5: It for the world.
[13:09] Speaker 3: Ah good, be there about eight o'clock, miss Wilcox.
[13:12] Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll have cocktails first, see details.
[13:14] Speaker 4: Well, natch, oyster shrimp, mixed fruts, anything you want?
[13:20] Speaker 1: Great, great, I'll just about have time to pick up
[13:23] Speaker 1: a little gifts.
[13:23] Speaker 5: Oh, no, gift, Junior, that's out.
[13:25] Speaker 3: The presents are just between McGee and me, mister Wilcox.
[13:28] Speaker 3: Only I haven't been able to think of anything for
[13:29] Speaker 3: him yet. Have you any ideas something gold it doesn't
[13:33] Speaker 3: cost too much?
[13:33] Speaker 1: Well let me think, Uh oh sure, I know just
[13:37] Speaker 1: the thing.
[13:37] Speaker 3: Oh good, what is it? Put your fingers in your ears? McGee?
[13:41] Speaker 5: Okay, go ahead.
[13:43] Speaker 1: Now look, Molly, you know that golden oak dresser he
[13:45] Speaker 1: has in his room. Yes, well that's sort of golden. See,
[13:49] Speaker 1: so why don't we send him out for a while,
[13:51] Speaker 1: and we slip up there and polish it all up
[13:53] Speaker 1: with Johnson's wax, make it look.
[13:55] Speaker 3: Beautiful, Yes, but for a wedding anniversary gift that Harley seems.
[14:00] Speaker 1: Oh, but there's nothing more pleasant to look at than
[14:02] Speaker 1: a Johnson wax piece of furniture.
[14:03] Speaker 3: Molly, you're right, yeah.
[14:05] Speaker 1: And every time he sees it, he'll think how wonderful
[14:07] Speaker 1: it is to be married to such a good housekeeper. Ah,
[14:11] Speaker 1: so efficient and so economical. A woman who thinks of
[14:14] Speaker 1: Johnson's wax immediately when she wants to make her home
[14:16] Speaker 1: more attractive, Why, Molly.
[14:18] Speaker 6: John Oh, just a darn.
[14:22] Speaker 5: What's Johnson's wax got to do with?
[14:24] Speaker 3: Mamma? Gee, you weren't supposed to be listening.
[14:26] Speaker 1: I wasn't listening then, How did you know what I
[14:28] Speaker 1: was talking about?
[14:29] Speaker 4: Look, Junior, when you get that slap happy look on
[14:32] Speaker 4: your page, when your chest starts going up and down
[14:35] Speaker 4: like a movie hero in a clinch, when you start
[14:37] Speaker 4: swaying like you're in a trance, I know what you're
[14:39] Speaker 4: talking about.
[14:40] Speaker 3: Well, I think it's wonderful to be so enthusiastic about something. Gie.
[14:44] Speaker 3: The only thing you were ever carried away by was
[14:47] Speaker 3: the ambulance the time you had pneumonia.
[14:49] Speaker 1: And you know what they use on those ambulances to
[14:51] Speaker 1: keep them so shiny.
[14:52] Speaker 5: Yeah, we know, we know.
[14:55] Speaker 1: Yeah, I was afraid you did well.
[14:56] Speaker 2: I'll see at night folk go on.
[15:03] Speaker 3: Oh dear, I'm so glad he's coming. He's a lot
[15:06] Speaker 3: of fun at the party.
[15:07] Speaker 4: Yeah, he probably wanna dance all night too. I hear
[15:09] Speaker 4: he's been taking rumble lessons from Arthur Murray himself.
[15:12] Speaker 3: Arthur Murray of the Chemsters Union.
[15:17] Speaker 4: That's Philip Murray, although Wilcox does dance a little like
[15:21] Speaker 4: a brewery horse at that.
[15:23] Speaker 3: I always take you think of the gift for you McGee,
[15:25] Speaker 3: something gold say you don't have a bill clips, do you?
[15:29] Speaker 4: I don't need one. I just throw them on the
[15:31] Speaker 4: hall table when they come in. Anyhow, don't worry about
[15:33] Speaker 4: his gift for me.
[15:34] Speaker 1: Now come in.
[15:36] Speaker 3: Ah, for goodness sakes, doctor Gamble.
[15:38] Speaker 2: Hello, doctor, Hello Molly, and how are you today? Good looking?
[15:41] Speaker 5: Well? Fine?
[15:41] Speaker 1: Doctor?
[15:42] Speaker 2: Thanks, I was still talking to Molly.
[15:44] Speaker 4: Oh look, you're invited to dinner with us tonight, Doc
[15:47] Speaker 4: at the whistle This the biltmore eight o'clock.
[15:49] Speaker 5: It's a celebration, celebration of what.
[15:50] Speaker 3: Our golden wedding anniversary.
[15:53] Speaker 10: Uh, there must be something wrong with my ears. I
[15:57] Speaker 10: better see a doctor and see what what am I saying?
[15:59] Speaker 2: I am a doctor?
[16:01] Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with your ears.
[16:03] Speaker 4: And a little adhesive fate wouldn't have fixed when you
[16:05] Speaker 4: were a baby too. Ideas, instead of waiting twenty five years,
[16:10] Speaker 4: we're celebrating our golden winning anniversary tonight.
[16:12] Speaker 5: Well that makes sense.
[16:13] Speaker 2: No it doesn't, but it's a splendid idea for you
[16:15] Speaker 2: at least.
[16:16] Speaker 3: Why for him?
[16:16] Speaker 7: Doctor?
[16:17] Speaker 10: Well, in another twenty five years, Molly, you will still
[16:19] Speaker 10: be a handsome, healthy specimen of womanhood.
[16:22] Speaker 2: But little belt stretcher, there.
[16:25] Speaker 10: A little belt stretcher will resemble a weary baboon with
[16:27] Speaker 10: oreies like a clay pipe.
[16:30] Speaker 2: Oh is that so?
[16:33] Speaker 5: Well?
[16:33] Speaker 4: In twenty five years, I'll come over to your house
[16:35] Speaker 4: and do a standing broad jump over your wheelchair. You
[16:38] Speaker 4: superannuated old pill roller.
[16:42] Speaker 10: You couldn't do a running hop over a crack in
[16:44] Speaker 10: the sidewalk right now.
[16:45] Speaker 2: Lard buckets, Oh you know about it?
[16:49] Speaker 5: You mal practicing old muscle twitcher. You couldn't diagnose a
[16:52] Speaker 5: case of root beer. God, now.
[16:55] Speaker 10: After them, rant Molly, he's just got a physical insert
[17:00] Speaker 10: you already complex because he hasn't got enough leg muscles
[17:02] Speaker 10: to keep.
[17:02] Speaker 2: His gotters up. Save your breath.
[17:06] Speaker 10: He'll billy, you'll need to dargue with a waiter tonight
[17:08] Speaker 10: when he brings your check to see you down there.
[17:19] Speaker 3: Isn't he a sweet old character?
[17:21] Speaker 5: He's old, all right, and he's a character. But if
[17:24] Speaker 5: he's sweet, I'm Shirley Temple's grandson.
[17:27] Speaker 3: Hey, look, Gary, I've got to get upstairs and start
[17:29] Speaker 3: getting ready now. And Bulah gets through pressing my dress,
[17:31] Speaker 3: asked her to bring it.
[17:32] Speaker 4: Upstairs when it okay, snookie, okay Ah, there goes a
[17:36] Speaker 4: good kid. She knows this is the silliest idea I
[17:39] Speaker 4: ever cooked up. But does she squawk?
[17:42] Speaker 5: Yelps are pretty little head off. So she finds out
[17:44] Speaker 5: we're going dance, and then she shuts up like a
[17:47] Speaker 5: come in, he teeney, come on in.
[17:51] Speaker 3: What you're doing? Masters, and what you're doing? He watched you?
[17:54] Speaker 4: Why? And missus McGee and I are getting ready to
[17:56] Speaker 4: celebrate our golden wedding anniversary tonight, says.
[17:59] Speaker 13: What's a golden wing anniversary?
[18:01] Speaker 9: Mister?
[18:01] Speaker 13: Why is it?
[18:02] Speaker 5: Well, that's a sort of a long story, says.
[18:05] Speaker 13: Oh goody.
[18:06] Speaker 5: You see.
[18:07] Speaker 4: The whole thing starts when two young people fall in love. Uh,
[18:11] Speaker 4: they get engaged, they get married, and then hand in
[18:14] Speaker 4: hand they.
[18:15] Speaker 5: Start down the long world of life together.
[18:18] Speaker 13: Why is they road, mister? Why is it?
[18:21] Speaker 4: Well?
[18:23] Speaker 5: I guess it's because of sweezie to get in a rut.
[18:25] Speaker 2: I guess.
[18:27] Speaker 5: Anyhow, they go along, hand in hand, side by side,
[18:31] Speaker 5: always together.
[18:32] Speaker 13: Ooh, and the boy and girl by and jail in
[18:34] Speaker 13: the story, Oh boy, story I.
[18:38] Speaker 3: Tell it to mister telatoon rad of.
[18:40] Speaker 5: This, I'm trying to tell it to you.
[18:43] Speaker 4: Anyhow, They go along through the years, sharing everything, through
[18:46] Speaker 4: troubles and trial and tribulation.
[18:49] Speaker 13: Why did they get arrested?
[18:50] Speaker 7: Mister?
[18:51] Speaker 5: They didn't get arrested this, I said.
[18:53] Speaker 13: Why did they have to go through a trial where
[18:55] Speaker 13: where they franchised? Skip the Okay, I'll read about it
[19:01] Speaker 13: in the paper.
[19:04] Speaker 4: Well, this young couple goes along through sickness and sorrow,
[19:08] Speaker 4: through grief and bad luck and misfortunes, m through sadness
[19:12] Speaker 4: and misery and rum.
[19:14] Speaker 13: Don't they you ever have any farm?
[19:18] Speaker 3: Oh?
[19:18] Speaker 2: Sure some?
[19:20] Speaker 4: But they go right ahead anyway, resolutely, marching forward down
[19:28] Speaker 4: the rocky road of time, her little hand in his
[19:31] Speaker 4: and her little head on his shoulder. Oh till once
[19:34] Speaker 4: one of'em HAPs to take a gander in the counter.
[19:36] Speaker 5: And this thing's been going on.
[19:37] Speaker 2: For fifty years.
[19:38] Speaker 3: Oh boy, mm mm.
[19:40] Speaker 4: So they throw a big golden wedding celebration and all
[19:43] Speaker 4: their friends come and hoop and holler and spill stuff
[19:45] Speaker 4: all over the furniture, and they live happily ever after
[19:48] Speaker 4: and get their pictures in the paper.
[19:50] Speaker 13: Oh see, that's a one apost mystic. Can I have
[19:53] Speaker 13: a golden wedding anniversarity?
[19:55] Speaker 6: Mystery?
[19:56] Speaker 12: Can I?
[19:56] Speaker 4: Mm?
[19:57] Speaker 5: Probably some day?
[19:58] Speaker 13: Well I grow up and get married like missus McGee.
[20:01] Speaker 3: Well, certainly I have a husband like missus McGee.
[20:05] Speaker 2: Gun.
[20:06] Speaker 7: Oh, if you're lucky and I'm having for fifty years, sure,
[20:16] Speaker 7: Oh boy, what some women won't do to get their
[20:19] Speaker 7: pictures in the table.
[20:34] Speaker 2: The King's man man necent.
[20:36] Speaker 1: You ain't the positive got around me?
[20:44] Speaker 6: Got around me?
[20:46] Speaker 2: I like me.
[20:47] Speaker 1: Some don't be a s.
[20:54] Speaker 12: I must delivered this message before the mood is gone.
[21:00] Speaker 6: You gotta acted sentiment. You ain't the positive, eat limb,
[21:05] Speaker 6: it's the negative.
[21:06] Speaker 12: Latch pump to the affirmative. Don't miss the pistrict in between.
[21:11] Speaker 6: You gotta spend the giant.
[21:14] Speaker 12: I do the maximum brings gloom that who the minimum
[21:18] Speaker 12: has faith? A pandemonium?
[21:21] Speaker 6: I want to walk upon the scene.
[21:23] Speaker 3: Two will the street. My last remark Jonah.
[21:26] Speaker 6: In the way now in the art. What did they do?
[21:30] Speaker 6: Just when everything looks so? They said they were acting
[21:35] Speaker 6: sen she ain't the positive eat limb the negative, the latch.
[21:42] Speaker 12: The affirmative, But don't miss the pistrict in between. You
[21:46] Speaker 12: gotta spend the joy the maximum of rings gruel.
[21:51] Speaker 2: Now who the minimum?
[21:52] Speaker 6: I have made the pandemonium?
[21:55] Speaker 1: Malamo to walk upon.
[21:56] Speaker 3: The scene to make it clear, let me show both.
[22:00] Speaker 6: In the big red scene and Joshuay Jared call what
[22:06] Speaker 6: did they do? Were sagging? Man?
[22:11] Speaker 2: They started into action.
[22:14] Speaker 6: You went the positive, em the negative, Latin all the affirmative.
[22:21] Speaker 6: Don't ask the mister in between? John Stack sent You
[22:24] Speaker 6: went the positive the negative, don't man Smith, mister didn't between?
[22:43] Speaker 3: Oh my, isn't this nice?
[22:46] Speaker 4: McGee swell floor is pretty crowded, but all we was
[22:51] Speaker 4: through this mob without bumming into coops. I'm sorry, said careful,
[22:56] Speaker 4: I'm okay, foot slipped. You got an natural sense of
[23:00] Speaker 4: rhythm like I got you don't whoop you are?
[23:04] Speaker 3: He knocked them inn down. McGee.
[23:05] Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Bud. I didn't mean.
[23:07] Speaker 1: Oh it's you harlow in the flash bow, very badly
[23:10] Speaker 1: bruised pleash.
[23:11] Speaker 4: I might add, well, watch where you're going, kid, you're
[23:15] Speaker 4: able to hurt somebody. It's okay. Mylex was Wilcox McGee.
[23:20] Speaker 3: Do you remember the first dance you ever took me
[23:22] Speaker 3: to back in Piorum, Sure do, in.
[23:25] Speaker 5: The high school auditorium.
[23:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the night somebody turned off the lights
[23:29] Speaker 3: while we were all dancing.
[23:30] Speaker 4: Yeah, when the lights went up, you ducked and I
[23:33] Speaker 4: kissed my chemistry teachers.
[23:36] Speaker 3: Yeah, I missed the ditch, I remember, and she slapped
[23:39] Speaker 3: the president of the school boy.
[23:42] Speaker 5: And his wife took him right home.
[23:44] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[23:46] Speaker 4: All those are the days sometimes, you know, I don't
[23:49] Speaker 4: watch your elbow, Bud.
[23:50] Speaker 5: Oh that's my elbow.
[23:52] Speaker 3: You held them a little closer to your sides there.
[23:54] Speaker 5: You Oh, it's okay. You had a better balance on
[23:55] Speaker 5: the turns with him out like this.
[23:59] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[24:00] Speaker 5: See, if you don't square off on the turb you get.
[24:06] Speaker 3: What happened?
[24:07] Speaker 5: What happened? Did I missed something?
[24:08] Speaker 10: No?
[24:09] Speaker 3: The music ended, that's all.
[24:10] Speaker 7: Oh I thought I.
[24:11] Speaker 4: Heard something funny. Come on, let's get back to the table.
[24:14] Speaker 4: I didn't have my pie yet. And if Doc Gamble
[24:16] Speaker 4: gets there first, he's like, oh, relaxed.
[24:18] Speaker 3: There you and Alice came off the dance floor right behind.
[24:20] Speaker 5: Oh well, I see you two made it all right,
[24:22] Speaker 5: old stuff for us, old stuff.
[24:24] Speaker 2: Ah, thanks again for the dance.
[24:26] Speaker 5: Hour, doctor, Yeah it looked like fun.
[24:30] Speaker 3: Gamble.
[24:30] Speaker 4: You get around that dance floor like a hamstrung hippopotamus.
[24:34] Speaker 2: Well, thanks, my boy.
[24:36] Speaker 10: You dance with all the carefree abandon of a runaway
[24:38] Speaker 10: bulldozer yourself. I can always tell where you were, but
[24:42] Speaker 10: the trail of people nursing bruises and grudges. Hey, you
[24:46] Speaker 10: had some of this cherry pie, Doc, how is it
[24:48] Speaker 10: just like mother used to make McGee?
[24:49] Speaker 5: You're mother a good cook, Doctor, terrible.
[24:54] Speaker 4: Taste? Okay to me?
[24:55] Speaker 3: Well, it has been a wonderful evening, deartie. There's only
[24:58] Speaker 3: one thing wrong.
[24:59] Speaker 4: That's the matter.
[25:00] Speaker 3: I just feel badly that I never did get a
[25:01] Speaker 3: gift for you, that's all. And I love the gift
[25:04] Speaker 3: you gave me. Who else would ever have thought of
[25:06] Speaker 3: a gold cimbo? Oh I knew you was Oh oh
[25:12] Speaker 3: mcginny darning what.
[25:13] Speaker 2: A nurse, madda a book, a tooth, cherry pitt? Oh
[25:18] Speaker 2: tell you, my boy, let's see it.
[25:19] Speaker 4: No, don't touch it, hands off, Oh.
[25:21] Speaker 2: Dear can into a dentist right away at this hour
[25:24] Speaker 2: of the night. Well, this one has offices next door
[25:26] Speaker 2: to mine.
[25:27] Speaker 10: Molly, you grab a cab and rush them over there.
[25:28] Speaker 10: I'll get on the phone and have the dentists there
[25:30] Speaker 10: and waiting.
[25:31] Speaker 3: Go ahead. Oh thank you doctor.
[25:32] Speaker 5: Come on, dearie, old dear of all, is there anything
[25:34] Speaker 5: wrong sir?
[25:35] Speaker 8: Here?
[25:36] Speaker 3: Certainly is waiter. My husband just broke a tooth on
[25:38] Speaker 3: a piece of your pine. Come on, dearie.
[25:40] Speaker 2: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Madam prest assured so that the
[25:43] Speaker 2: hotel will certainly.
[25:44] Speaker 5: Not charge you with sin for the dinner for the pie, Madam.
[25:49] Speaker 4: Bud, I can't stand here, Cavin just.
[25:51] Speaker 3: Give our Bilda.
[25:52] Speaker 5: That fat guy over there, the one with that's test
[25:54] Speaker 5: is cop in this poker.
[25:56] Speaker 14: Come on, I sad, Just sit back in the chair,
[26:09] Speaker 14: mister McGee and we'll have a look. I relax now,
[26:12] Speaker 14: oh of course, not open up.
[26:14] Speaker 1: Now, let's look in there.
[26:16] Speaker 3: He broke it on the cherry pitch.
[26:18] Speaker 2: Doctors well, we'll have to drill that a little bit. Now,
[26:20] Speaker 2: open wider, little wider.
[26:22] Speaker 5: I've got to go in there with this drill you now, oh, now,
[26:26] Speaker 5: not that wide.
[26:27] Speaker 2: I'm not going in just the dress.
[26:30] Speaker 15: You see.
[26:31] Speaker 3: We were having a little dinner party Donald right in
[26:34] Speaker 3: our old marry and ahursery.
[26:35] Speaker 2: Who's golden wedding anniversary? Our doctors yours?
[26:40] Speaker 1: I would how old were you too when you were married?
[26:42] Speaker 5: Well?
[26:42] Speaker 3: Himself here was twenty one, but.
[26:44] Speaker 7: I was twenty one and fiftieth.
[26:46] Speaker 15: Why that's amazing, by George, I've never seen anyone so
[26:50] Speaker 15: well preserved.
[26:53] Speaker 3: Cool.
[26:55] Speaker 15: I wouldn't take him to be a day over sixty five,
[26:57] Speaker 15: missus McGee. This could almost pass for a man of sixty.
[27:02] Speaker 15: Got the teeth of a man of sixty. Well, where
[27:06] Speaker 15: there we are, mister McGee. You can sit up now, yes, sir,
[27:11] Speaker 15: but we're going to have to give you a new.
[27:13] Speaker 3: Toothair, a new tooth.
[27:15] Speaker 5: What kind of a tooth?
[27:16] Speaker 1: A new gold tooth, a goal tooth.
[27:18] Speaker 3: Why that's wonderful. I'll pay for it myself.
[27:20] Speaker 5: Huh.
[27:21] Speaker 3: That's my present, dearie, my golden wedding present.
[27:24] Speaker 2: To you, a gold tooth. Au just ridiculous.
[27:51] Speaker 1: As you go about your housekeeping from room to room,
[27:53] Speaker 1: you don't stop to think about what you're doing for
[27:55] Speaker 1: your family. But with every bit of your housework, every
[27:58] Speaker 1: pie you bake, every floor, you're expressing your love for them.
[28:02] Speaker 1: And when they say, mom, this pie is swell, or mother,
[28:05] Speaker 1: the house looks beautiful. Well, you've had your reward, and
[28:08] Speaker 1: here's something else to give you satisfaction. If your home
[28:11] Speaker 1: is regularly wax protected, it's a clean home, cleaner and
[28:15] Speaker 1: more sanitary, and more healthful. Johnson's wax fills the pores
[28:19] Speaker 1: of wood and other surfaces, eliminates many breeding places of germs.
[28:23] Speaker 1: Moisture and dirt just don't collect in clean waxed corners.
[28:26] Speaker 1: Cleaning and dusting are easier all year round. So the
[28:29] Speaker 1: regular use of Johnson's wax saves you work, and every
[28:33] Speaker 1: application of this famous wax polish adds greater beauty to
[28:36] Speaker 1: your floors, furniture, woodwork, and other furnishings. You can get
[28:40] Speaker 1: Johnson's wax in three forms, paste, liquid or creep.
[28:54] Speaker 3: You know McGhee. I still think a golden wedding anniversary
[28:58] Speaker 3: is a wonderful.
[28:58] Speaker 2: Thing, absolutly, and i'd.
[29:00] Speaker 3: Like to congratulate every single couple who are celebrating theirs
[29:03] Speaker 3: or planning to celebrate it. I hope they have a
[29:06] Speaker 3: long life and a happy one.
[29:08] Speaker 5: And ice cream for dessert.
[29:10] Speaker 3: Why uh, why the ice cream?
[29:12] Speaker 2: No seeds?
[29:12] Speaker 10: Oh?
[29:13] Speaker 6: Good night, good night.
[29:14] Speaker 9: All this is hollow Wilcox speaking for the makers of
[29:24] Speaker 9: Dunton Watch, managers for a homeland industry.
[29:26] Speaker 1: Nobody knew all that we will us again. Next kisday night,
[29:29] Speaker 1: good night.
[29:30] Speaker 2: This is the national broadcast in Governor

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