# Celebrity Lookalikes & One Unexpected Reunion

An episode of [Vain-ish](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1824105551), 29 Sep 2026, 28 min.

Audio: https://enrichment.soundstack.com/4vjqq8/episode.flightcast.com/01M3NFW5WJ9R9REQD2TY2K5063.mp3

Jess reveals her Japan and Korea holiday plans, while Bec escapes to Hamilton Island. The girls debrief the male escort episode, relive Jess’s unexpected roadside reunion, and swap stories about the famous faces they’ve been mistaken for. Plus, Bec & Jess share their affordable beauty buys of the month. Find us on Instagram: @vainishpodcast Hosts: @becjudd and @jessierobertsx Producer: Liza Altarejos Audio Imager: Chris Marsh Video Producer: Justin Hill Find more great podcasts at LiSTNR

## Transcript

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[0:50] Hey, everyone.
[0:50] Welcome to Bainish.
[0:51] I'm Jessie Roberts.
[0:53] And I'm Bec Judd.
[0:54] Hey, babe.
[0:55] How are you going?
[0:55] So good.
[0:56] So good.
[0:57] What's going on?
[0:57] Oh, another merch, another merch.
[0:59] Just, you know.
[1:01] Nothing much.
[1:03] Oh my God.
[1:04] No holidays.
[1:06] I need a holiday.
[1:07] Yeah.
[1:07] Where are you going?
[1:08] Everywhere.
[1:09] Yeah?
[1:09] Anywhere.
[1:10] Everywhere.
[1:10] Tell me.
[1:11] Going to Japan and Korea again.
[1:14] Oh.
[1:14] What are we trying?
[1:15] What are we doing?
[1:16] I don't know.
[1:17] Sorry.
[1:17] I've just been putting one foot in front of the other at the moment.
[1:20] Just taking it one day at a time?
[1:21] Yeah.
[1:22] So I haven't booked anything in.
[1:23] You've got your tickets, but nothing else.
[1:25] Yeah, I've got my accommodation booked and all that stuff.
[1:27] I just haven't booked any beauty stuffing yet.
[1:29] I'm still kind of like researching because things are constantly evolving and changing.
[1:33] I don't know if I want surgery or not.
[1:35] Like, I don't know.
[1:36] So I'm just kind of like... And then it's like cost.
[1:39] How much do things cost?
[1:40] Yeah.
[1:40] How much is a holiday going to cost?
[1:41] Yes, exactly.
[1:42] What's the exchange rate doing?
[1:43] Yeah.
[1:44] It's all of those things.
[1:45] And it's also, yeah, cost of living.
[1:48] Everything.
[1:49] Anyway, so.
[1:50] That's exciting though.
[1:51] Are you taking your kids this time?
[1:52] Yeah, I'm taking all the kids, which will be fun.
[1:55] I'm taking my husband.
[1:57] Oh, what's he going to do?
[1:58] Well, I'm going to make him go on all real estate.
[2:03] Are you going to buy a house there and move there?
[2:04] Yeah.
[2:05] I'm 100% manifesting in Korea.
[2:05] Hey, whereabouts?
[2:06] Are we moving to, oh, Korea, not Japan.
[2:08] Korea.
[2:08] Oh, you know what?
[2:09] Whereabouts?
[2:09] Where's the place you love there?
[2:10] Yeah.
[2:11] Oh, it's one.
[2:11] Yeah, and why do you love it?
[2:13] The Nightlife is amazing.
[2:14] I just kind of sleep.
[2:16] I love...
[2:17] when I know that people outside are awake like I am.
[2:20] Yeah.
[2:21] And I love that Korea doesn't sleep.
[2:22] It's literally like the 24-hour city.
[2:24] It's 24-hour city.
[2:25] Have you done Hong Kong?
[2:26] Hong Kong's like that.
[2:27] Yeah, I did Hong Kong.
[2:27] Like a Monday night.
[2:28] Yeah.
[2:28] Monday night is like full club night.
[2:31] Yeah, love that.
[2:31] Like everyone's out.
[2:32] You're out till three in the morning.
[2:34] Yeah.
[2:34] I lived there when I was 19 and Monday night was like a Friday or Saturday night.
[2:38] Monday night is when I met Val.
[2:39] Oh.
[2:39] Oh, no, it was a Sunday.
[2:41] Sorry.
[2:41] Sorry.
[2:42] On a podium.
[2:43] Yeah, on a podium.
[2:44] But anyway.
[2:45] I'm actually off to Hamilton Island.
[2:48] We always do Noosa in September, but like half of Melbourne's there.
[2:57] It's not a holiday.
[2:58] It's like trying to catch up with everyone.
[2:59] And I love all my friends and I love everybody.
[3:02] I'm a lover, not a hater, but sometimes I just want to go and...
[3:06] not have a million people there who I know.
[3:08] Yeah.
[3:09] And I just hate the cool cabanas everywhere.
[3:12] I'm just, I love Noosa, but I don't like it in school holidays.
[3:16] I know.
[3:16] I feel like when we go to Noosa, we sit on the beach and it's just like one person, hey, hey, hey.
[3:20] And then I sit there like so zonked from obviously being on the beach.
[3:25] It's hot.
[3:25] You know, it's hot.
[3:26] You get, you're in the sun.
[3:27] You're tired anyway.
[3:28] Then your whole social battery is just gone by the end of the day because you've spoken to the whole of Melbourne.
[3:33] Yeah.
[3:33] On Hastings Street Beach.
[3:35] On Noosa, Maine Beach.
[3:36] So I get it.
[3:37] So Hamilton Island.
[3:38] Hamilton Island.
[3:39] I mean, still, I'm going with a lot of friends, but it's just a little bit different.
[3:44] Of course, the kids are like, we want to do Noosa.
[3:47] All of our friends are there from...
[3:49] All of the schools.
[3:50] Yeah.
[3:51] And I'm like, can we just like hold off on doing Noosa in September for a little while?
[3:56] And yeah, we'll go to Hamilton Island.
[3:57] I haven't taken the kids there.
[3:58] I've been there a couple of times before.
[4:00] But there's a golf course, which ticks the box for my oldest.
[4:03] There's go-karts, which my twins will love.
[4:06] And then we've got a couple of girlfriends coming for Billy.
[4:09] But I just want to sit on the beach.
[4:11] We've just booked a hotel that's cool.
[4:13] I've got room service, a daily clean and a buffet because a holiday to me is not having to cook or clean or feed my children.
[4:22] Yeah.
[4:23] So I will always choose the hotel.
[4:25] Holiday for me.
[4:25] They're all inclusive with a bloody buffet breakfast because, yeah, that's why I go to Broome for so long.
[4:32] Daily cleaning, food.
[4:34] The kids go and order their own bloody food, even though I did have to cap that because they went a bit crazy.
[4:37] They thought all the food was free.
[4:39] So did I when I was there.
[4:41] Yes.
[4:42] I rolled out of Britain, literally.
[4:44] Yeah, so I think it'll be nice.
[4:46] I love it at that time of year.
[4:48] I love Australia.
[4:50] We did overseas last year these holidays, so I'm just happy to hang at home for a little bit.
[4:55] I love that you like that.
[4:56] I've turned the opposite.
[4:57] I used to love being in Australia for holidays.
[4:59] Now I do not want to be here.
[5:00] Every single holiday I need to be out of the country.
[5:03] Like that's my...
[5:05] It's also, it's like, it's actually quite expensive holidaying in Australia.
[5:08] Oh, in Australia it is.
[5:09] Yeah.
[5:09] That's why like when I was going overseas.
[5:11] Yeah.
[5:12] It was cheaper for me to go overseas than gingerly holidays.
[5:14] This is a bit of a disclaimer.
[5:16] I did a job for Luxury Escapes a couple of months ago.
[5:19] These deals have all ended.
[5:21] But literally, the whole thing was like five star overwater bungalow, everything included and the flights for so much cheaper than anything else on offer here.
[5:31] So flying to no store.
[5:32] I paid $11,000 flights returned to Queensland once, to Noosa.
[5:37] What the fuck?
[5:38] It's too much.
[5:38] That was a couple of years ago.
[5:39] This was just after COVID.
[5:40] So they were obviously trying to, you know, all the losses of, you know, not being able to fly.
[5:46] Yeah, but it's so expensive.
[5:47] You can get that whole package, including your flights in a five-star hotel somewhere overseas on a good deal.
[5:52] And the only reason I paid it is because my accommodation's free because my family lives there.
[5:56] So that was the only way I... Would you drive?
[5:58] No, I did consider when I had my Kia Carnival, I'm like, do I just...
[6:02] drive.
[6:02] Can we talk about the Kia Carnival?
[6:04] Oh my gosh.
[6:05] Oh my gosh.
[6:07] Can't believe it.
[6:09] This is iconic.
[6:10] This was, it was a message.
[6:12] Okay, Jess, tell the story what happened.
[6:14] Okay.
[6:14] Okay.
[6:15] So,
[6:16] You could have drive your Key Carnival to Noosa.
[6:19] When my husband was a little kid, they used to drive up to Noosa every holidays, right?
[6:23] It brought back memories of the Key Carnival.
[6:25] And then I saw it last night on your Instagram.
[6:28] I found it.
[6:29] I found it.
[6:30] I was driving from a dance comp and it was like six o'clock at night.
[6:34] We took a wrong turn.
[6:35] We're at an Essendon.
[6:36] If you're not from Melbourne, Essendon's out near the airport and it's very far away from where Jess lives in Melbourne.
[6:42] Yeah.
[6:43] It's like a 45-an-hour drive kind of thing.
[6:46] So anyway, we were out in that area and we were driving home and we literally took a wrong turn.
[6:52] And as we're driving, Val goes, oh, my God, there's our old Kia Carnival, like our number plate and everything.
[6:59] And I literally looked over.
[7:00] I was like, oh, my God, that we actually turned around.
[7:03] And you filmed it.
[7:04] I filmed it.
[7:05] And I just sat there just like, oh.
[7:07] Our biggest regret was selling you because we needed you so many times.
[7:10] I've needed you, Kia Carnival.
[7:12] I've needed you.
[7:13] Yes.
[7:13] We've had so many cool adventures with the Kia Carnival.
[7:16] The car that we had, when everyone wanted to pile in together, it was just the car that we took down.
[7:22] Yeah, babies and car seats and boosters.
[7:23] Yes, I'd pick up everyone's kids.
[7:25] You'd borrow it.
[7:25] You'd go to school roundabout and you'd get like 100 kids in the Kia Carnival.
[7:29] That's a lie.
[7:29] But you know what I mean?
[7:30] Yeah.
[7:30] It was so good.
[7:32] So good.
[7:33] They are such good cars.
[7:34] I know.
[7:34] I'm going to get one again.
[7:34] Yeah, they are sick and the design's really cool.
[7:37] Really cool.
[7:38] But yeah, you posted that and I thought, oh, I miss that car so much.
[7:42] Do you know what's really funny?
[7:43] Do you actually know?
[7:44] I sat there going like, hey, Val, I've actually got the spare key at home.
[7:46] Shall we just go steal it?
[7:49] And Val goes, what?
[7:52] Did you not give the two keys?
[7:52] I'm like, no, I lost the spare key when they came and picked it up.
[7:55] So I've got the spare key in my drawer.
[7:57] Let's just go get the key and steal it back off them.
[8:00] And then Val's like, are you kidding?
[8:02] I'm like, no, I'm joking.
[8:03] I'm joking.
[8:03] I gave both keys.
[8:04] But it is Melbourne.
[8:05] It's like a free-for-all with cars.
[8:06] You can steal cars here and you don't even get in trouble.
[8:08] The police don't even investigate it because they're so understaffed.
[8:11] Exactly.
[8:11] Like...
[8:13] It's so true.
[8:14] Don't steal cars, guys.
[8:15] It's a really shitty thing to do.
[8:16] It is, but I don't have the spec here, guys.
[8:18] They've got it.
[8:18] They've got it.
[8:19] But I did trick Val for a second.
[8:20] Do you know what's funny?
[8:21] Because I am sponsored by Land Rover, so I get to drive these amazing cars.
[8:25] I've been with them for like 15 years.
[8:27] So like the Range Rovers or the Discoveries or the Defenders, and...
[8:32] In that time, so they'll give me a demo and swap it over like every six months.
[8:36] I've had like 30 cars before and so many of them, so many of them.
[8:41] I've seen your car.
[8:42] In Bayside.
[8:43] Yeah.
[8:43] And like every day I would see my old cars, right?
[8:45] And the kids, sometimes we've been out on a street and we'll go to get in the car and my keys aren't working because it's my old car.
[8:52] Yeah, yeah.
[8:53] Right?
[8:53] Like we see it all the time.
[8:54] Oh, that one was mine.
[8:55] That one was mine.
[8:55] That was mine.
[8:56] Yeah.
[8:56] Anyway, someone's listening to my DMs one day and she's like, oh, hey, I just need to let you know, like, your WhatsApp messages and everything's still set up and I'm, like, getting all your – Stop.
[9:07] I'm getting pinged, like, some of your messages.
[9:09] Oh, my God.
[9:11] Yeah.
[9:12] What?
[9:13] I was going to say something really on his own right side.
[9:14] And I was like, shit, I am going to jail.
[9:17] Yeah, yeah.
[9:19] Don't send any nudes to Chris.
[9:21] You know, I've never, ever sent a nude.
[9:22] No, I know.
[9:23] I don't take nudes and I don't.
[9:24] I don't.
[9:24] It's like, no.
[9:25] I know.
[9:26] I know.
[9:26] Because imagine your phone getting stolen.
[9:28] Yeah, I've just never done it because I feel like one day I probably will get hacked.
[9:31] So there's nothing incriminating on there.
[9:32] Do you know what another thing is?
[9:33] Actually, this is another like side quest topic thing.
[9:36] So I've just found it.
[9:37] So you know how AI is just so scary these days?
[9:40] And speaking of nudes and all that, and you know how they can AI your face into... Oh, and your voice and everything.
[9:45] Yeah, into some pornographic material.
[9:47] I found out if you get tattoos, it's really, really hard to... AI you.
[9:52] AI you.
[9:52] So I'm going to Korea.
[9:53] I'm coming back as Peggy Goo.
[9:54] Like I'm literally going to get covered in tattoos.
[9:56] I want 10 tattoos.
[9:57] I've actually got a full...
[9:59] thing of tattoo.
[10:00] And I literally am going to get a bunch.
[10:02] Don't do that.
[10:03] No, I am.
[10:03] Don't do that.
[10:04] I am.
[10:04] No, don't do that.
[10:04] I'm going to have it in tattoos.
[10:06] Don't do that.
[10:07] My first one's going to be in Korea.
[10:08] You're so like clean skinned and like natural.
[10:11] Dirty.
[10:11] I was going to say natural.
[10:12] I'm like, no, you're not that natural.
[10:13] But I mean like your skin.
[10:14] Like you don't want to do that.
[10:15] What's it called?
[10:15] That clean girl era?
[10:16] Yeah.
[10:17] Do you know who?
[10:18] Do you know what?
[10:19] Peggy Goo is so hot.
[10:21] I have the biggest crush on her.
[10:22] I love her.
[10:23] I love her handbags.
[10:24] Is she Korean?
[10:25] Yeah.
[10:26] But grew up in LA?
[10:27] No, I think she grew up in like Berlin or something.
[10:29] Or maybe not.
[10:30] She's so hot.
[10:30] I don't know.
[10:30] I haven't really.
[10:32] I literally go on her Instagram every day and I go on.
[10:35] You buy everything she buys.
[10:36] Everything.
[10:37] Except for her Chanel and her Maze bags, but whatever.
[10:39] But all her tattoos, I'm like, I've got screenshots.
[10:41] I'm like, I'm getting them all.
[10:42] Like I'm obsessed with her.
[10:44] Yeah.
[10:44] Like I actually want to be her.
[10:47] Let's manifest that we're going to be BFFs with Peggy Goo.
[10:49] Yes.
[10:50] When she's coming back to Australia, if you don't know who Peggy Goo is, guys, Google her.
[10:54] She's a DJ.
[10:56] She did that song.
[10:58] I can't explain.
[11:00] Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
[11:00] Na-na-na-na-na.
[11:01] Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
[11:07] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
[11:10] It was our song.
[11:10] It was like the song of summer when we're in Ibiza in 2023.
[11:14] Oh, my God.
[11:14] It was so good.
[11:16] I love her.
[11:17] She's so good.
[11:17] Be our best friend.
[11:18] Peggy Goo, if you're listening, BFF.
[11:22] Yes.
[11:23] Yes.
[11:23] We'll get a tattoo, matching tattoos.
[11:25] I won't, but you can.
[11:26] I will.
[11:36] So, Jess, we had our male escort ep last week run with the companion Hudson, who was so great to talk to.
[11:47] That was like, wow.
[11:48] When we were driving home from that, I called my husband and I was like, oh, my God, we had a male escort in.
[11:54] And I was just like, rambling off all this stuff.
[11:57] Like, it is when you're not in that.
[12:00] It's so interesting.
[12:01] It's so, so interesting.
[12:02] But also having, also knowing there's people out there that try.
[12:06] Oh, the trialer.
[12:07] The trialer.
[12:08] Yeah.
[12:08] That was so interesting.
[12:10] Yeah.
[12:10] She was great, actually.
[12:11] Yeah, she was so good.
[12:12] But it was so funny because it reminded me of when he walked in and,
[12:18] Our producer, Liza, said, oh, Hudson and Anna are here from her confidant.
[12:23] I'm going to go and get them.
[12:24] You and I are waiting in the studio for a while.
[12:26] Liza are being gone for about five minutes, which is usually what it takes for Liza to go downstairs, get the guests, bring them up.
[12:32] Been about five minutes.
[12:32] Yeah.
[12:34] I was pissing myself off when this happened.
[12:36] And then this guy James walks in, who is our digital producer, James, and he walks in and my face is like, she died.
[12:45] She's thinking, are you also an escort on the side?
[12:49] Like she was like, are you our escort?
[12:52] I thought you were our escort.
[12:54] It was just this moment of, oh, my God, people are living these double lives.
[12:57] And it's been James all along.
[12:59] All this time.
[13:00] Yeah.
[13:02] But he's not.
[13:03] He's not.
[13:04] It's just James and his timing couldn't have been better.
[13:06] And he's now with a kid.
[13:06] And we got a really good lol out of it.
[13:08] We got a sweet little laughing.
[13:09] Have a look at our socials because, like, we recorded it all.
[13:12] It was pretty bloody funny.
[13:13] But it made me think, like, when have you in your life been mistaken for somebody else?
[13:19] Yes.
[13:19] Well, you've got a good one.
[13:20] I've got a good one.
[13:21] I've got a few, yeah, I've got a few good ones.
[13:23] So I was in New York when I was about 21 years old for our honeymoon.
[13:26] And...
[13:29] Sorry.
[13:29] That just sounds so bad.
[13:31] I was in New York for my honeymoon at 21.
[13:34] At 21.
[13:34] Most people were getting their first proper boyfriend or girlfriend at 21.
[13:37] You're like married.
[13:39] Yeah, with a kid.
[13:40] Ready to have your second kid.
[13:41] Yeah.
[13:42] Start making your second kid.
[13:43] Yeah, yeah.
[13:44] Oh, so funny.
[13:45] So we were at the memorial.
[13:47] 9-11 memorial.
[13:49] 9-11 memorial, yeah.
[13:49] And there's this huge line, like two-hour line, and it says, there's like two-hour line, and you have to go through all these like metal detectors and all that sort of stuff.
[13:56] So we're lining up and I was like right at the back of the line with Val.
[13:59] And then I was looking like, oh, we're going to be standing here for two hours.
[14:02] It's all right.
[14:03] I really wanted to go see this.
[14:05] Next thing, this guard comes up to me and he's like, oh, my God.
[14:09] Oh, my God.
[14:09] He's like, what are you doing standing in the line?
[14:11] Like, come through, come through.
[14:12] And I'm sitting there going like, okay.
[14:15] And this is winter, so I'm kind of like rugged up, beanie on, all that stuff.
[14:19] So we skipped through two hours of line.
[14:23] Wow.
[14:25] went through the metal detectors, but like literally was getting escorted through.
[14:28] I get to the very end and I'm going, I have no idea who these people think I am.
[14:33] The next thing, there's about 13 security guards and they're all looking at me.
[14:37] They all come over and Val's standing there, like holding my bag and stuff going, what is going on?
[14:42] And they're like, can we get a photo with you?
[14:44] Can we get a photo with you?
[14:45] And I was like, Australian accent.
[14:48] I'm like, yeah.
[14:49] I'm like, maybe they've just never seen a blonde person before.
[14:52] So anyway, I get into this photo of like,
[14:55] I reckon there would have been between 10 to 13 security guards.
[14:58] Like there was so many of them, all wanting a photo with me, all got into this group photo.
[15:03] And then I literally was like, I'm so sorry.
[15:06] I don't know who the hell you think I am.
[15:08] And he's like, you're Michelle Pfeiffer.
[15:10] What?
[15:11] Gets even worse.
[15:13] I go to Val, who the hell is Michelle Pfeiffer?
[15:16] No idea.
[15:17] And he go, and Val is piercing himself laughing.
[15:20] He goes, well, she's about 60.
[15:22] Yeah.
[15:22] And I'm going, what?
[15:24] I'm 21.
[15:24] She's gorgeous though.
[15:26] She's so hot.
[15:26] No idea who she was.
[15:27] But you're 21.
[15:29] Wow.
[15:29] How did you look on this day?
[15:30] I must still look 60.
[15:31] Do you have a photo of yourself on this day?
[15:33] So we can put a sidebar.
[15:35] You need to find it for us.
[15:36] I'll find my New York look.
[15:37] Like I know what I, yeah, what I would look like in New York.
[15:40] But yeah.
[15:41] Yeah, anyway, so then... That's wild.
[15:42] Well, there was Michelle Pfeiffer and then I said to Val, who is she?
[15:45] And he's like explaining like gangster's paradise.
[15:48] Yes.
[15:48] All this stuff and I'm going...
[15:49] Yes.
[15:50] And then I only go...
[15:51] So I Googled her and I was like...
[15:53] Oh my God, she's from Hairspray.
[15:54] I'm Googling her now.
[15:57] She's so hot.
[15:58] She's so hot.
[15:59] But like I don't look 60.
[16:02] She's like a grandmother.
[16:03] Like I was 21 and she was 60 and I got mistaken for a 60-year-old.
[16:07] But Val, that whole trip was getting... Yeah, it's like am I flattered or am I offended?
[16:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[16:12] And then Val, that whole trip kept getting mistaken for Joe Rogan.
[16:15] So we were skipping lines.
[16:17] Man, are people blind?
[16:18] Like your husband is like chocolate-coloured skin.
[16:21] No, no, but Joe...
[16:21] He's Lebanese.
[16:22] Joe Rogan is very white.
[16:24] No, but it's Joe Rogan when he was doing that show that was called like when you would daredevil.
[16:29] It was like a daredevil show that he did.
[16:31] Oh, no.
[16:31] So they mistaken him for young Joe Rogan, not... And you for old Michelle.
[16:36] Old Michelle Fafa.
[16:38] That was my thing.
[16:40] And then... That's crazy.
[16:41] Yeah.
[16:41] I've never had anyone mistaken me for anyone, I don't think.
[16:45] I don't think I look like anyone.
[16:46] No, there was a photo that came out of you.
[16:48] You wore a purple jeton dress and a mustard... To a brown low maybe.
[16:52] Must have been to a brown low and I remember it coming up on my feet and I thought it was Rose Byrne.
[16:59] Oh, actually.
[17:00] That was in this dress.
[17:01] And the photos, I clicked on it going, oh my God, Rose Byrne is wearing Jaton.
[17:04] Clicked on it and it was like in my For You.
[17:06] And then it was, I think Jaton had posted it or something.
[17:10] And I clicked on it thinking it was Rose.
[17:12] I was like, oh my God, Jaton's dress, Rose Byrne.
[17:15] And I clicked on it and it was you.
[17:16] But it's this one particular photo.
[17:18] Was this a pleated Jaton dress, not their scallop, not this floral scallop?
[17:23] Was it pleated?
[17:24] And did I have my hair in a pony?
[17:25] No.
[17:26] No, I don't.
[17:28] I've got to find it.
[17:29] You know what?
[17:29] I reckon you're on the money there because I reckon people, this particular photo.
[17:32] This one photo.
[17:33] Yeah, because you know what?
[17:34] She's got a little nose like me.
[17:36] And she's got an angular jaw.
[17:38] We've both got like tiny little noses.
[17:40] I'm going to go into your profile.
[17:42] I love Rose Byrne.
[17:42] She's great.
[17:43] She's great.
[17:43] And she's got a chicken pox scar on her cheek.
[17:46] Is that?
[17:47] But I don't, so I don't know why I said that.
[17:49] LAUGHTER
[17:50] But you do have a chicken pox scar.
[17:51] I've got a chicken pox scar on my forehead.
[17:54] I've got a chicken pox scar in my hairline that when it parts there, it looks like a massive bald spot.
[18:00] But it's actually a chicken pox scar.
[18:02] It's really annoying.
[18:03] I'm going to find this photo because it's just this one photo in particular and it just looks like rosebearing.
[18:07] I'm going to be deep diving into it.
[18:08] Well, you know who else you look like?
[18:11] You look like Elsa Hosk.
[18:13] She's such a babe.
[18:15] She's like one of my favorite.
[18:17] She, like, I saw her in the lift with...
[18:19] when I went to New York to cover the Victoria's Secret fashion parade, it was like before COVID 2019.
[18:27] It was the last of the kind of the OG run of Victoria's Secret parades.
[18:32] It was inside that.
[18:33] All the big ones were there.
[18:34] Kris Jenner sitting front row.
[18:35] Like Gigi, Bella, everyone.
[18:37] Like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[18:38] Just dying.
[18:39] And Elsa was walking.
[18:41] She was staying at our hotel and I was in the lift with her and she is just as hot in real life, but she's like six foot or something.
[18:48] These women are Amazonian.
[18:50] Like it took my breath away.
[18:51] And you look like her.
[18:52] Do you reckon?
[18:53] Sometimes when she pops up on my page, I'm like, oh, it's Jess.
[18:55] Actually, one friend I did put up one time, I remember your sister wrote, as in Kate, wrote to me.
[19:00] She goes, oh my God, I thought it was Elsa Hock.
[19:03] Yeah, Elsa Hock.
[19:04] Yeah.
[19:04] Hock, and I was like, I wish, I wish.
[19:05] Yeah, no, babe, she's like, honestly.
[19:07] I got mistaken for Margot Robbie with you.
[19:09] Yeah.
[19:09] Yeah, so...
[19:10] In New York.
[19:10] Yeah.
[19:11] By the Nets.
[19:12] No, no, Brooklyn Nets.
[19:13] No.
[19:14] Oh, we were at the NBA and they thought you were Margot Robbie.
[19:16] Yeah, it was the Brooklyn Nets.
[19:18] It was the Brooklyn team.
[19:19] And they literally, after the game, all stopped me.
[19:21] And you guys were doing like promo work and stuff.
[19:23] These basketballers come in like, can we get a photo with you?
[19:26] And I'm sitting there like...
[19:27] Oh my God, they must think I'm the real housewives of Melbourne or something.
[19:31] And then they're like, thanks, Margot.
[19:32] They gave me like a thumbs up and I walked over.
[19:36] It was so funny.
[19:37] Like these NBA players literally think you're Margot probably.
[19:41] And they would have been in their change room after going, oh my God, did you see Margot?
[19:44] We got photos of her.
[19:45] And then they would have like looked and gone, no, mate, that is not Margot.
[19:48] They walked up, see you later, Margot.
[19:50] And I was like.
[19:50] So funny.
[19:52] And that was the next thing I was going to say is I went and watched the Barbie movie with my kids.
[19:58] And all three boys, Oscar, Tom and Darcy, all said to me in the movie, is that Jess?
[20:05] And I said, that is not Jess.
[20:07] And around the same time, you had the Barbie party.
[20:10] So it was just like, they were so thrown by it.
[20:12] They literally thought...
[20:15] you were Margot Robbie, and especially because you can dance and you can act and you like love stage and theatre and everything.
[20:21] Yeah.
[20:21] And my boys have literally grown up watching you putting on a show every time you have a margarita.
[20:26] Yeah.
[20:27] They literally thought, like it wasn't like, oh, she looks like Margot Robbie.
[20:30] I think it was one of the mannerisms.
[20:31] It was like,
[20:32] This is what Oscar said, the way she talks, the way she moves, her face.
[20:36] They genuinely thought you were playing Margot Robbie.
[20:40] You were playing Barbie in the Barbie movie.
[20:43] Is that not their greatest compliment ever?
[20:45] That is actually.
[20:46] I don't look like that anymore.
[20:47] I feel like I've just aged.
[20:48] No, you do.
[20:49] No, I've aged a thousand years in the last 12 months.
[20:52] No, you haven't.
[20:53] No, just teenagers.
[20:55] Oh, far out.
[20:56] Give me a newborn any day.
[20:57] Gosh.
[20:58] I miss my newborns.
[21:00] I'm still deep diving.
[21:01] I'm still, I'm right now, like, I'm like probably 2017 of Bec right now on her Instagram.
[21:06] I'm like a real creep diving in trying to find this photo of you looking like Rose Van.
[21:10] Why don't you just Google Rebecca Judd, her purple jeton.
[21:14] I just got it.
[21:15] It's this one.
[21:16] It was this dress.
[21:17] Oh, yeah.
[21:17] I love that dress.
[21:18] God, what a banger.
[21:20] All right, show me.
[21:20] It must be not, it's not that photo though.
[21:22] There was another photo.
[21:23] Another photo of that.
[21:24] That dress, I'm sorry.
[21:26] That dress is a work of bloody art.
[21:29] That dress needs to go in a statue.
[21:31] It does.
[21:31] I feel like we need a statue.
[21:33] Go in a museum.
[21:34] I reckon all your stuff needs to be in a museum.
[21:36] Like, look at the corset.
[21:37] Zoom in on that.
[21:38] Oh, my God.
[21:39] Okay, I'll find the Rose Byrne photo.
[21:40] Can we after this go see the boys and we can play dress up?
[21:43] I just want to.
[21:44] They just actually text me.
[21:45] They want to move to, they sent me a castle that they want to buy in Italy for us to move into.
[21:49] Oh my God, great.
[21:50] I'll move in with them.
[21:51] I'm really good at washing and cleaning.
[21:53] Have a look at this.
[21:54] Okay.
[21:55] Juton Couture.
[21:56] Slid into my DMs.
[21:57] Okay.
[21:58] Why is this so cheap?
[22:00] The James Bond Lake Como Villa is on sale for 1.5 million euros.
[22:06] Look at this.
[22:07] Look at this.
[22:08] Oh my God.
[22:08] We could all buy it.
[22:09] We'll chuck it up on our page, guys.
[22:11] No, no, no, no, no, because we're going to buy it.
[22:14] 1.45 million euros.
[22:16] It is literally James Bond's iconic Lake Como Villa.
[22:19] It's back in the spotlight.
[22:21] It, like, what is going on?
[22:24] No, that actually is fake.
[22:26] It's not fake.
[22:27] Can we all put...
[22:28] It's not fake.
[22:29] Do they have afterpay?
[22:30] The Tomboys, do you think this is just for, like, one bedroom in the house?
[22:33] Like, I don't get it.
[22:34] But do you know what else?
[22:35] Do you know what else has been blowing my mind?
[22:37] Hmm.
[22:38] and I think it's because of all the inheritance taxes and death taxes that are happening in the UK right now, the most insane saltburn-esque mansions, estates, castles are coming up in the UK, not just like out in Woop Woop.
[22:55] I'm talking like in the Cotswolds.
[22:56] Right.
[22:57] A French's got one.
[22:58] Yeah.
[22:59] For like cheaper than...
[23:01] a shit one bedroom falling down house in Sydney, you can get a castle in the Cotswolds where Kimmy K and Lewis Hamilton go and have their holidays for like cheaper than a house in Sydney.
[23:14] Should we move?
[23:15] So it's like, what is going on?
[23:17] Yeah.
[23:18] It's flooded the market.
[23:19] So go and have a look, guys.
[23:21] If you want to like dream about living in a castle, now is the time.
[23:25] And if you do buy it and you found it through our page, can you... Spotters fee.
[23:28] Thank you.
[23:29] Yes, please.
[23:29] Or just let us stay in it for like a week.
[23:31] Yeah.
[23:31] But have a look.
[23:32] The castle's up for sale right now.
[23:34] I'm talking medieval, amazing castles that in the past would have been like $50 million.
[23:39] Am I moving?
[23:39] They're like a million dollars.
[23:41] Can listener come with us?
[23:42] Can we sponsor one and just have a new studio in the James Bond Bella?
[23:46] Yeah, I feel like listener needs to have a studio over there in the James Bond Bella.
[23:48] James Bond.
[23:49] That was a side quest from lookalikes to jeton.
[23:53] Jeton just slid into my DMs for us to buy the...
[23:55] The castle.
[23:57] Yeah.
[23:57] Welcome to your Neuro Spicy duo.
[23:59] This is your favourite Neuro Spicy duo where we can cover off all the big topics in the space of... One break.
[24:08] Sorry, Liza, our producer.
[24:09] We'll chuck it on our Instagram so you can have a perv at this villa.
[24:12] It's insane.
[24:13] Yes.
[24:14] And then slide into our DMs if you buy it.
[24:19] So before we go, guys, I thought we would do our affordable beauty buys that we are loving this month.
[24:26] Bec, what's yours?
[24:27] We've spoken about it on here before, but I'm going to give you the exact name.
[24:32] I'm actually going to pull it up from my Amazon account.
[24:37] You guys always keep asking for this.
[24:40] They are the pre-glued lashes that I wear all the time.
[24:43] And I've tried so many different brands.
[24:45] I bought the Korean ones.
[24:46] I bought the Australian ones that are really expensive.
[24:49] But I have found like the best ones from Amazon that are the right amount of length, volume, and stiffness.
[24:56] Because sometimes if they're not stiff enough...
[24:59] they kind of got one in a weird shape.
[25:02] But then if they're too stiff, there's no flexibility to them and they look weird.
[25:06] So this, guys, and I've tried them all, this is the perfect eyelash.
[25:11] Now, they are pre-glued and they're in a cluster.
[25:14] So they're about...
[25:16] maybe five millimeters to seven millimeters long.
[25:19] And I just use them and I stick them on the ends for a little wing, right?
[25:24] They're pre-glued.
[25:25] You pop them on under your lashes, not on top like normal individual lashes.
[25:30] So you put them under and then you kind of press them together with tweezers.
[25:34] You actually get a set in the box of lashes and they are an absolute game changer because anyone can apply them.
[25:41] A lot of people get intimidated with lashes and they're like, oh, I've tried and they're wonky and they're hard.
[25:45] These ones are perfect.
[25:47] So just one on each end.
[25:48] They are called LZM, Pre-Glued Cluster Lashes.
[25:54] So the brand is L, like the letters LZM.
[25:57] L-Z-M.
[25:58] They're on Amazon.
[26:00] We're going to pop the link in highlights on our Bainish podcast of buys and they will change your life.
[26:08] I feel like we need to open up an Amazon account where we can get paid from it.
[26:11] Yeah, we need to do an affiliate link for this.
[26:15] Yeah, so they're the best ones.
[26:16] When you go on there, there's hundreds of options.
[26:19] But for me, like don't bother with the others.
[26:21] I've done the hard work for you.
[26:22] I've trialed them over the last 18 months.
[26:25] These are the winners.
[26:26] What about you, Jess?
[26:27] Mine is actually I always get, it's actually on eyes as well and lashes.
[26:31] I constantly get comments in my DMs.
[26:34] of my lashes, if they're fake or what I'm using and whatnot.
[26:38] So I have reverted back to, when I was a teenager, I wasn't allowed to wear makeup to school.
[26:43] So I would wear brown mascara.
[26:45] So it was kind of like not as sharp on my face because I've got such light features.
[26:51] I have gone back to brown mascara.
[26:53] You have.
[26:54] And I'm loving it because it makes my eyes bluer.
[26:57] I've noticed.
[26:59] Yeah, it's just more subtle on my face.
[27:01] I feel like less is more these days as you get older.
[27:04] And I use the L'Oreal Paris and it's the brown mascara and it's called the Panorama.
[27:09] So that's the one I use and I love it.
[27:10] I feel like it just extensions.
[27:12] It does like...
[27:13] It's like soft and sexy without being over the top.
[27:15] Yeah.
[27:16] Yeah.
[27:16] Love it.
[27:17] What else do you guys want to know?
[27:19] Slide into our DMs.
[27:20] We'll answer all your questions.
[27:22] Hit us up at Fainish Podcast.
[27:24] We love a voice note too.
[27:26] Then we can play it on air.
[27:27] All right.
[27:27] Bye for now.
[27:28] Bye.
[27:30] Bye.

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