# We Kept Watching... (My Debut Single)

An episode of [MAFS Funny Podcast](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1791455504), 10 Apr 2026, 10 min.

Audio: https://p.podderapp.com/2544644999/traffic.omny.fm/d/clips/2fb3740d-3436-44af-8cc0-a91900716aa5/3e4e63a7-2607-4077-94bc-b29c004043fd/e0ac4396-e333-4a85-9b5b-b427018b2943/audio.mp3?utm_source=Podcast&in_playlist=394a18af-b302-4b40-a738-b29c00404415

After the unexpected success of Dear Scott the song, and then the Final Vow follow ups, I've done one step further and wrote and recorded (via the random AI app) this end of season song: We Kept Watching. I hope this puts a smile on your face as you go into the weekend. Lyrics below. Verse 1 This season started like a promise in disguise White dresses, big dreams, hope in their eyes But something twisted underneath the vows A finger banging scandal, brought it all down Verse 2 Gia came in like fire and gasoline Unhinged, calculated, borderline mean Every episode went further than before A leaked group chat about to burst through the door, Pre-Chorus Yeah, we said “this can’t get worse” Then it did, yeah it got absurd Chorus Oh oh, we kept watching Every dinner party, couldn’t look away Oh oh, we kept watching Bec's on the wine again, her and Danny up in flames We can judge them from our couches at night But we’re feeding every moment of the fight Oh oh, we kept watching Yeah, we’re part of the problem, right? Verse 3 Scandals hitting brand new lows Poor Joel's teddy bear, he knows Leaked messages calling Alissa a rat No one forgets drama like that Verse 4 Sam writing truths inside his book Scott breaking down, couldn’t even look Filip and Stella tried to save the show Gia quitting and returning every week, oh no Pre-Chorus Repeat We said “surely this is it” But we stayed, yeah we committed Chorus Repeat Oh oh, we kept watching Every meltdown, every bitter fight Oh oh, we kept watching Finger banging drama, neon lights We can judge them, say it’s all a mess But we’re tuning in, we must confess Oh oh, we kept watching Yeah, we helped create this stress Bridge What does it say ‘bout you and me? We crave the chaos on our screens We shake our heads, but still press play Addicted to the disarray It’s not just them, it’s what we choose A finger bang we always lose Final Chorus Oh oh, we kept watching Through every scandal, every tear Oh oh, we kept watching Even when it felt too weird We can judge them, say they’ve gone too far But we made them who they are Oh oh, we kept watching Yeah, we’re part of it… we are See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to what I think will be the
[0:02] Speaker 1: best ever episode of The Maths Funny Podcast. And that's
[0:06] Speaker 1: because I'm just pretending it's not a podcast anymore, and
[0:09] Speaker 1: this is now my platform to become a pop star.
[0:12] Speaker 1: So Ever since I made that discot Gia song a
[0:15] Speaker 1: week ago, the response has actually been quite overwhelming. Like
[0:19] Speaker 1: I kid, you know, I have had more messages about
[0:21] Speaker 1: that than I've ever had messages about something before, with
[0:25] Speaker 1: so many of you still repeating it this week, playing
[0:28] Speaker 1: it every day, some of you saying you're playing it
[0:30] Speaker 1: around the office, You're doing singer longs in the car together,
[0:33] Speaker 1: which I think is so funny, and that's what I want,
[0:37] Speaker 1: like my main purpose for doing any type of content.
[0:40] Speaker 1: I mean, the word funny is in the title of
[0:42] Speaker 1: this Often it's not funny because I have to cover
[0:44] Speaker 1: the drama. But ultimately, the thing I'm most passionate about
[0:48] Speaker 1: is just creating things that bring people joy and excitement.
[0:52] Speaker 1: And that song felt like it opened the door to
[0:55] Speaker 1: so much new potential. So I've spent a couple of
[1:01] Speaker 1: days now like jotting down some lyrics and some thoughts,
[1:03] Speaker 1: and I was going to do like a song to
[1:06] Speaker 1: drop after the final episode, and this morning I kind
[1:09] Speaker 1: of took those lyrics. I've been playing around with the
[1:12] Speaker 1: AI music program I paid for for the month, which
[1:14] Speaker 1: is why I'm doing all of this. It was thirty dollars,
[1:17] Speaker 1: so I'm getting my money's worth and I've done it.
[1:21] Speaker 1: I've mastered the song and it's so good that I
[1:25] Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna wait until the last episode.
[1:27] Speaker 1: I need to release this now. It's Friday. We want
[1:29] Speaker 1: to go into the weekend feeling good. We want to
[1:31] Speaker 1: feel hyped, we want some energy. And this song, guys,
[1:36] Speaker 1: it's that, It's everything. It's very rare. I record things
[1:40] Speaker 1: on this podcast with a permanent smile on my Facebook.
[1:43] Speaker 1: I'm literally pacing my bedroom right now holding this microphone
[1:46] Speaker 1: with my lyrics sheets stuck to the wall, as if
[1:49] Speaker 1: I'm about to go on stage at Wembley in London
[1:52] Speaker 1: to perform this, as if I'm just in Bieber or something.
[1:55] Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do, right, I'm gonna play the
[1:58] Speaker 1: song twice. The first one is gonna have me singing,
[2:00] Speaker 1: just because I need to sing it. The lyrics are
[2:03] Speaker 1: in the description, so read along sing along if you want,
[2:06] Speaker 1: or maybe listen to me singing it to get the vibe,
[2:08] Speaker 1: and then immediately after that, I'll play the song without
[2:12] Speaker 1: me singing to end the podcast, because I think people
[2:14] Speaker 1: will want to be playing this over the weekend on repeat,
[2:17] Speaker 1: and you're probably not gonna want me, although some of
[2:19] Speaker 1: you did say my vocals added to the Dear Scott one,
[2:23] Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm giving you the two options, but please enjoy,
[2:26] Speaker 1: because honestly, this is just I know. I said the
[2:30] Speaker 1: previous ones were the best songs ever made, but this
[2:33] Speaker 1: one is the best song ever made, and it now
[2:37] Speaker 1: gives me great pleasure to press play the World premiere
[2:42] Speaker 1: the World debut on. We kept watching.
[2:49] Speaker 2: The season.
[2:52] Speaker 3: In disguise, but something twist, dreaming, finger banging, scandal brought
[3:06] Speaker 3: it all.
[3:10] Speaker 4: Gia came in like fire and gasoline. Hence calculated border
[3:18] Speaker 4: line mean every episode went further than before.
[3:25] Speaker 3: He needs groups the door, Yeah we said this, get.
[3:37] Speaker 5: Up.
[3:41] Speaker 3: Oh.
[3:43] Speaker 2: We kept watching everything he could look away.
[3:48] Speaker 1: We kept watching Thanks on the White.
[3:54] Speaker 3: From Catches at.
[3:55] Speaker 5: Night, indeed everybody, Yeah, We're the I'm right.
[4:17] Speaker 3: Standos and brand news. Poor Joel's teddy bear.
[4:21] Speaker 5: He knows leak messages calling Alyssa Arato, no One forgets
[4:27] Speaker 5: drama like that Sam Ride and Dru's inside his book,
[4:31] Speaker 5: Scott breaking down, couldn't even look he lived, and Stella
[4:36] Speaker 5: trying to save the show, dia quinin and returning every week.
[4:40] Speaker 6: O no, we said shortly, this is it, but we
[4:56] Speaker 6: stay yet we come back.
[5:00] Speaker 2: There we go. Guys get ready, we can't and I
[5:06] Speaker 2: wait down everywhere.
[5:09] Speaker 6: Fine, we ken't watching thing A banging.
[5:13] Speaker 3: Ray like them say it's on me.
[5:19] Speaker 2: We must you fast. If we can't, we have, sir,
[5:33] Speaker 2: it's about to get real? What does this say about
[5:37] Speaker 2: you and me? We crave the chaos on our screens.
[5:42] Speaker 3: We shake our heads, but silk Press.
[5:44] Speaker 7: Play addicted to the disarray.
[5:47] Speaker 3: It's not just them, it's what we choose. A finger bang.
[5:52] Speaker 2: We always loose.
[5:56] Speaker 7: We can't watch it through every scandal, every tea.
[6:01] Speaker 3: We can't watch even when it felt too weird. We
[6:06] Speaker 3: can touch them. They say they've gone too far. We
[6:09] Speaker 3: made them.
[6:13] Speaker 2: We can't.
[6:14] Speaker 3: Yeah, part of it.
[6:16] Speaker 1: We are just I am speechless at that. If there
[6:21] Speaker 1: was a category at the Grammys for like Best Australian
[6:25] Speaker 1: AI generated Song about reality Television, I would put everything
[6:30] Speaker 1: I own that that would win anyway, And our press
[6:32] Speaker 1: playing the song again without me ruining it for you. Enjoy,
[6:36] Speaker 1: have a lovely weekend. I hope this is stuck in
[6:38] Speaker 1: your head until you watch the reunion. I remember we
[6:42] Speaker 1: kept watching sayah.
[6:47] Speaker 7: This season started like a promise in disguise, why dresses,
[6:54] Speaker 7: big dreams, hoping their eyes.
[6:59] Speaker 3: Something to sit underneath the vows.
[7:02] Speaker 4: A finger banging scandal brought it all down. Gia came
[7:08] Speaker 4: in like fire and gasoline, unhinged, calculated, borderline mean. Every
[7:20] Speaker 4: episode went further than before. E Lites group chat about
[7:24] Speaker 4: to burst through the door.
[7:30] Speaker 5: Yeah, we set this cat cat worst can it?
[7:33] Speaker 3: Did your cat up? Sir? We can't watch it. Every
[7:42] Speaker 3: dinner party could look away. We can't watch it. Fixed
[7:48] Speaker 3: on the wine again.
[7:49] Speaker 6: Hurt any of ben bag We can touch it from
[7:52] Speaker 6: our couches at night, but wo bet and every moment
[7:55] Speaker 6: I got.
[7:56] Speaker 3: Fine, we can't watch it. We're part of the problem, right.
[8:14] Speaker 5: Standos hitting brand new Thos poor, Joel's teddy bear he knows,
[8:20] Speaker 5: leak messages, calling Alyssa a rat.
[8:23] Speaker 3: No one forgets drama like that.
[8:26] Speaker 5: Sam Bright and troops inside his book, Scott breaking down,
[8:30] Speaker 5: couldn't even look Flip and Stella tried to save the
[8:34] Speaker 5: show Gea quitting and returning every week.
[8:37] Speaker 6: O no, we said shortly, this is it, but we stay.
[8:54] Speaker 6: Yet we come back.
[9:01] Speaker 5: We kept washing every melt down, every bit of fine.
[9:08] Speaker 6: We kept watching bing up, banging.
[9:10] Speaker 3: Traumay I like it, Josh them say it's all a mess,
[9:15] Speaker 3: map tune in, and we muskin sass. We kept watching
[9:21] Speaker 3: Ye every health, create the set. What does it say
[9:34] Speaker 3: about you and me? We crave the chaos on our screens.
[9:39] Speaker 7: We shake our heads, but still press play. Addicted to
[9:43] Speaker 7: the dissarray. It's not just them, it's what we choose.
[9:48] Speaker 7: A finger bang, we always lose. We can't watch head
[9:54] Speaker 7: through every scandal, every tear.
[9:59] Speaker 3: We can't watch even when it felt too weird. We
[10:03] Speaker 3: can judge them, say they've gone too far. We made
[10:07] Speaker 3: them who they are. We can't ja. Yeah, we're part
[10:13] Speaker 3: of it. We are

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