# Episode 8: Thank God For Home Training

An episode of [I Get Gist For You](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1784624645), 14 May 2025, 37 min.

Audio: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO7182284337.mp3

Some of us are still standing today because our parents didn’t play about home training. In Episode 8 of I Get Gist For You, we throw it all the way back: from how we became friends to the wahala our parents gave us, the punishments we’ll never forget, and the home training that (kinda) made us who we are today. We also talk: – Growing up with strict Nigerian parents – Wild things we got punished for 😭 – Life before adulting ruined everything It’s funny, nostalgic, honest, and very IGGFY. 📺 Want to watch our reactions? Catch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/XodhWuL3-DE #IGGFY #NewEpisode #ThankGodForHomeTraining #NigerianPodcast #AfricanParents #PodcastDrop #FunnyPodcast #ChildhoodStories #RoadTo2KSubs

## Transcript

[0:15] What are my geez, what are my people?
[0:18] What's going on? I did this.
[0:21] Why are you angry? Because I still feel anger in my
[0:25] heart for the robbery that I went through last.
[0:27] Week Winner winner oh winner, Jesus, you don't Winner, winner
[0:35] Pata Pata you go for for what is the name of the song?
[0:40] You win forever. So.
[0:42] What? What is the logic?
[0:43] You've been talking about winning.
[0:44] Why would 4 now come inside? I said Pata, Pata, you go for,
[0:47] For gota. It was Masha Masha.
[0:50] But anyways, you get the drift. I won, you know.
[0:52] Tell me for you guys have told me to yellow House in this
[0:55] podcast. Yellow always gorilla who is
[0:59] coming out of yellow house man this week.
[1:01] How's your week been? This week was long, bro.
[1:05] Guy, I was fighting for my life. I didn't know that you could
[1:07] have headed for three days in the row.
[1:09] Guy Panado, I took that, you know, I took everything I took.
[1:14] I slept like a madman. Is not good.
[1:17] Literally me and kpa will be talking throughout the week and
[1:20] every time this guy guy life is bro.
[1:22] I just missed the days where everything worried about was
[1:25] just KKB show you know fit for bed day or excursion like this
[1:31] adulthood. Nothing come out bro.
[1:32] Nothing come out from this adulthood, man.
[1:34] This is it's not looking good, man.
[1:36] I'm telling you my. Means my personal means OK we.
[1:42] Went to our church now to keep this stuff.
[1:44] Used to go to the guy that said my.
[1:46] Personal media, yeah. No, I don't even you.
[1:48] Can't remember him. Yeah, you.
[1:50] Remember, I don't even know you. Used to see him every.
[1:53] He used to park near where my me and my dad used to.
[1:56] I did drive. My dad used to park.
[1:59] Used to park, yeah. Really I'm.
[2:01] Telling you like even. Penny and like some other like
[2:03] services were on KKB show when they were younger.
[2:06] Like as really Tenny has an episode.
[2:08] I think you research KKB show Tenny you see a video?
[2:11] Yes, it was a lawyer or something.
[2:12] People don't just spawn out from anywhere, but that's.
[2:15] The idea I saw Asha Key, she was asking you about somebody who
[2:21] posted, you know, Gelato copy. And started.
[2:27] As I go with the an extra, it was a vin ice cream.
[2:30] Guy Ashaka used to do backup singing for for brother Shaggy.
[2:33] Yeah, he was in the scene. He was Brother Shaggy.
[2:35] Yeah, that is. Crazy bro, all life can change.
[2:39] It doesn't come out from no way I would say yellow house like
[2:42] with like when you were younger like your priority for a part of
[2:46] your life is making sure that you remember all the much all
[2:49] the much past movements, bro. Hi guys.
[2:51] You don't want to be that guy that misses up the match,
[2:53] Pastor. Yeah, one time I was doing about
[2:56] and I did about the mess that came out.
[2:58] Me was not looking good bro. You polluted.
[3:03] You polluted. Whatever you think it is.
[3:05] My own mistake was that they say about Tony is your eyes.
[3:08] He's like good lips. He calls for your footy.
[3:13] I don't look to my left and I think.
[3:14] Yeah, no, but one Public Enemy. I was in yellow house.
[3:18] We still lost. So like it doesn't.
[3:21] Yeah, we. Still, I think I was in.
[3:23] I was in emerald. Emerald was green.
[3:25] Emerald house. It was red.
[3:27] Ruby is red. Yeah, yellow is.
[3:31] I forgot some of the. Topaz.
[3:32] No Topaz is blue, I think yellow is olive.
[3:36] That's all. It was my school.
[3:38] I was the mirror Bros. But yeah, man, shout you guys,
[3:41] thank you guys for coming to another episode.
[3:42] I guess it's for you. I still thank you guys for 1000
[3:45] subscribers. If you follow us on Instagram,
[3:47] Twitter, tick tock that thing that we really think you guys
[3:50] 1,000,000 times. Thank you.
[3:51] I don't think I say thank you enough.
[3:54] Like maybe no, like maybe no. Let's just not lie.
[3:57] What was our goal for the end of the year for Instagram
[4:00] followers? When we, when we sat down to
[4:02] draw the plan last year December, we're saying that like
[4:07] by the end of the year, let us dream big.
[4:10] So this dream I wasn't doing now is our big our like.
[4:14] Everything went well. If God should bless us will be a
[4:17] water on 500 followers on Instagram, 500 subscribers on
[4:20] YouTube and in just this is episode 8 and you guys have the
[4:25] love has been crazy. So like it's we just want to say
[4:29] a big thank you. We can't thank you enough.
[4:31] I I love you guys with every fiber of my bean.
[4:34] Thank you and fiber of my bean every time on Instagram.
[4:37] My favorite serial is is is put on.
[4:39] Fiber every this is the one that I say also got big now, this guy
[4:44] said. I do robot robot I.
[4:46] Hear Robot, every time you take from my bean, what's it do you
[4:50] you don't have any body parts also think they're from from the
[4:53] hem of my toe. Why do?
[4:55] Why? From the sole of my feet.
[4:57] Oh, she's the sole of my feet and.
[5:00] The hem of my garments. No, no, there's a prayer like my
[5:03] dad used to be. Solo, my feet are the crown of
[5:05] my hair. Crown of my head.
[5:07] OK, OK, fair. Fair.
[5:08] Correct me. Yeah.
[5:10] Yes, Sir. This your face is hard.
[5:11] Do you look like. Can you come up, Grammy?
[5:13] One is the 1K. Feet bro 1K feet Asian 1K who?
[5:17] Who this issue will not be as? She is ashing ashing.
[5:20] Like horse. Yeah, horse, it means against
[5:22] all all hey, that's almost caught me against all hearts,
[5:25] but I. Know you're a partner.
[5:28] I bro, I grew up to do do, if you know what I mean.
[5:30] I was. Yeah, we.
[5:31] Do ask all Mama when when we used to do house relationship
[5:35] when I was younger. My this is one of my aunties.
[5:38] Yeah guy she had the Monique factor to laugh at Iris what
[5:42] they mean and I think God just said you know what in 10 years
[5:46] time. Don't worry, I will give you a
[5:49] slice of the pie. I'm not as bothered as I was guy
[5:52] the way my extractor just jump starts around.
[5:54] Through my own comes out very unexpected moments, like I was
[5:57] at work the other day and like I was presenting this thing and
[6:00] I'm like H Factor popped out and I really swallow it.
[6:04] You don't. Ever say honeymoon just.
[6:07] A guy against all odds like she's against all.
[6:11] Where did where did H come from? Like we're saying thank you so
[6:18] much. You know we appreciate you.
[6:20] What was the most asked question on our comment section to be on
[6:25] our DMS? When we did one of our Thursday
[6:29] like to actual yeah, we were like somebody asked us how we
[6:32] met. So somebody asked how do you
[6:35] are, not how? We met in, I think we promised.
[6:37] We promised them that we'll tell them.
[6:40] Yeah. So you want to do the how we met
[6:42] or should I did? You they smile already.
[6:46] Now do it. It's like you.
[6:47] You're already gingered. Yeah, I don't.
[6:49] Let me be honest with you people.
[6:51] Let me be honest. There's we have two different
[6:55] versions of. But my pressure is true version
[6:59] you should believe. I don't remember 3 beats.
[7:04] So let me scale back. So I really knew like we went to
[7:07] the same church, so Kate was on those down.
[7:10] So I knew him back from Niger was on those down.
[7:12] So one of those down some noise makers in this that British
[7:16] church. We wear Supra, we wear tight or
[7:19] fly shirt. I'm doing you know, the my blue
[7:21] super. I'm a keep keep never I.
[7:24] Never wore my keep you. Know boy what would be.
[7:26] Never can't. Live with the entire head.
[7:29] But anyways, yeah, he was all of those guys we met.
[7:35] So we didn't meet in church. Like meet our friend.
[7:37] He was just. I think he was just, we just
[7:39] always saw each other. We just did the black man nod
[7:41] and that was it. And then?
[7:43] What of my *** When I was coming to Canada, I figured I was
[7:46] coming to Windsor. I was putting him on Twitter and
[7:48] I, I saw that like he, yeah, tweeted about Windsor being a
[7:52] very dead place a lot of times I thought to him and I'm like, oh
[7:55] bro, I was Windsor. I was everything.
[7:57] And he told me you. Have done they can never give me
[8:01] ambassador for window in this life.
[8:02] Yeah, we told him that that is all I'm tweeting about.
[8:05] That is dead now. Anyways, I, I reached out to him
[8:10] and he's open. So is my and his because I knew
[8:14] I was coming to me and he asked why.
[8:16] I said, Oh, I'm coming to me. So for my postgraduate studies.
[8:19] And I kid, you know, this somebody I've not spoken to in
[8:22] like, how many years? 10.
[8:25] Over 10 years we've never interacted.
[8:28] The only interaction we had was head nod.
[8:31] This brother started looking. He looked for house for me from
[8:35] Nigeria. He drove 4 hours like he was the
[8:39] open eye landing and I told him the day, I think it was August
[8:41] 26th and 20 so I will never forget.
[8:43] I mean I'm very good with this by the way.
[8:45] He drove all the way from Windsor to Toronto to pick me up
[8:48] from the airport. He picked me up and I was
[8:51] supposed to fly from Toronto to Windsor.
[8:53] We now shifted the flights because KP wanted to make me
[8:55] have a good time. Was like, oh welcome, I'll show
[8:57] you around. You know, it took me round and I
[9:00] go close. It took me for the first time in
[9:02] my life. It took me to groove.
[9:03] My Mama, neighbor, my man. There he goes, depressing.
[9:06] Oh man, let my son find his feet in this new land.
[9:09] Let him not meet somebody that will live in my street.
[9:11] KP, don't carry me. Go straight.
[9:12] You go, You go. I never marinate.
[9:16] Keep you. Don't press counsel.
[9:20] You know, he showed me around and then the next day I was I
[9:24] was going to fly to Windsor. He came to pick me and then I
[9:28] was flying to Windsor. I wanted to carry my bag from
[9:30] the car. And then he was like, Oh no, no,
[9:32] leave everything. I would drive everything.
[9:33] I meet him, he's or fly lights. Like he was the guy.
[9:36] Just he was just I'm like guy. I don't know who will be this
[9:39] guy. I came to Windsor he already
[9:43] sorted house for like easy landing.
[9:45] Then there was it was Thanksgiving introduced me to
[9:47] his family who bring me for Thanksgiving.
[9:49] He will carry me to Toronto for concerts.
[9:51] Like it was so nice. He said when he thinks they
[9:54] come. What does this guy really want
[9:55] from me? There's no way somebody can be
[9:58] so nice. Do you want to sleep with you
[10:01] and I I will just be looking at tomato will be driving in the
[10:03] car. He will be coming and checking
[10:05] the power with school have is everything this guy you want you
[10:09] want personality No good. There's no way somebody you
[10:12] don't know. He was just he was just really
[10:15] really like he would you know he would go above and beyond when I
[10:19] travel out, he would come and pick me again like he would
[10:22] drive, you know, show me around and it just goes to show that
[10:25] like some people are really really amazing people.
[10:27] I've never really told him this a person why you make.
[10:29] Me sound like a like a nice guy. I mean, hardly got one wicked.
[10:33] Guy is very nice. That time, that time was nice.
[10:35] That time they never they never see us laugh.
[10:40] Well now the guy the all the all show with the.
[10:43] Good, the guy. Was he, was he unlike?
[10:46] He's a very amazing person. He just goes to show that like
[10:50] all Nigerians are not, you know, they're not, they're not going
[10:53] to leave you. Even if they've met you once,
[10:54] they would, they would go out of their way to, to show up and
[10:58] show out for you. So bro, I appreciate you, bro.
[11:00] My dream, my KPD. So I not got another one, my
[11:04] KPD. So, but yeah, yeah.
[11:07] Tell us who's your KP? Who's that friend that always
[11:09] shows up and shows out for you? Let us know in the comments.
[11:11] Appreciate them. Let them know because friendship
[11:13] is, is is the family you, you choose.
[11:16] And I'm happy I chose my, my brother.
[11:18] But and now at least now I know the reason why it was, you know,
[11:20] those all those wise things. He just came that day.
[11:23] Oh my let's start podcast. I will not argue with him.
[11:28] They see me drive how many hours and not many.
[11:30] My age got one bone for my head. Why would I argue?
[11:33] I don't know. Nah, man, when you when you say
[11:39] you're close to me, I was like, I was like my first is my first
[11:43] reaction was like everything, 'cause I mean.
[11:51] This kind of person we did. I don't know why, I don't know
[11:54] why, but I feel like I did just goes back to like your family.
[11:58] Like my family, as my parents have always like made it very
[12:01] clear to me that if I can help somebody that always make sure
[12:04] that you don't miss the opportunity.
[12:06] Like that's why every Christmas and things even like in my house
[12:09] and my mom always ask me like make sure your friends come
[12:12] because like we can't understand that like people here like, oh,
[12:16] we don't have like their families here.
[12:17] So that's kind of like just make sure that everybody's together
[12:21] that's. Not foremost a big, big, big.
[12:23] I mean, the biggest shout outs to the following is man, those
[12:26] guys, amazing people. I love, I love, I love love you
[12:30] guys down, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[12:32] Amazing people, amazing people. Let me ask you a question.
[12:35] So like talking about like parents in our family, like what
[12:38] is 1 like thing that is like in terms of like parents in the you
[12:43] want to abolish for the rest of your life, like in general, like
[12:46] in like Nigerian culture, one thing that you want to abolish
[12:49] that this this thing that people parents do like I need to go on
[12:53] from history and for the future. It's good.
[12:57] That's going to be have to be comparison, comparison.
[13:01] Like as well like parents comparing their children,
[13:03] children children to their like let's say you guys are three
[13:06] like comparing you your siblings.
[13:08] They compare you. Other siblings are Nigerian
[13:10] people can't complete the tennis box.
[13:13] I like bro, those guys can compare for hey, and it is that
[13:19] they don't they don't always do. They always compare you to like
[13:21] your peers like oh, look at this one.
[13:23] Your mates are here doing this thing.
[13:25] I miss are here doing that one bro.
[13:26] You know how many good that guy they smoke?
[13:29] My brother let me not talk to. You.
[13:32] No, I mean like it's crazy bro. Let me not talk to you like that
[13:36] thing about like them comparing to table tennis bus like maybe
[13:39] times where I will just be like my guy, this place that you are
[13:43] comparing me to. I know this person in that now
[13:46] it's like I know I'm not going to cast him.
[13:48] I don't go to customer. I don't be like, you know,
[13:49] offense that depends on bubble. You because obviously you're
[13:53] front, you go to ballet with everything but.
[13:55] Don't worry, seen you. Inside inside the guy the.
[13:57] One day I told I want to see that CAI know that I'm not your
[14:01] your ideal like how you want your son.
[14:03] I know that to go to church, all those things like I know that if
[14:07] you were to mood a son, it's probably not be me.
[14:10] I know I thought that I said that you should be happy because
[14:13] it is that people are doing outside, bro.
[14:16] I know they do Yahoo, Yahoo. I know the I know there's so
[14:19] many things that people do that like.
[14:22] I don't want to cast it like people.
[14:24] We know. We know if you know people.
[14:26] Do this is Well, yeah, you tell me I should come and watch
[14:30] please. I say leave me alone.
[14:33] That's why you're making me look at.
[14:34] You're comparing with 1 is. That like you do something as
[14:37] little as let's say they say watch plate.
[14:38] You not break glass because you break glass model say that's
[14:41] that's your friend is doing this thing that the friend you know,
[14:46] you know, you know the waiting the friend they do.
[14:48] One of my guys. Because I break plate now I'm
[14:51] the what proportion goes to your life?
[14:53] No, let's let's, let's switch so.
[14:55] That you would know all of my guys, you know, like password.
[14:58] So he was telling me that I that one year the house I wanted to
[15:02] kill himself like sorry, like he was just like saying that any
[15:05] small team doors like what his friends look like.
[15:08] Hey, that's why you feel like now that's like why, why why
[15:13] would you say that to your son? Like why?
[15:16] I feel we need to I mean, shout out to the parents, man, you
[15:19] know, told them aware who we are today because like of the
[15:22] sacrifices they made. Yeah, but I think they also need
[15:25] to give the kids some props. Like also, we don't try, bro.
[15:29] We you sent us to boarding school by what, age 10?
[15:33] Like we spend more time in school than we spend with you.
[15:35] If I need. I think I feel like I need them
[15:37] to understand that the key will go spoiled, go spoiled.
[15:40] There's nothing you can do. You could have done everything
[15:42] right. If the kids, if the kid decides
[15:44] the you mean if I was like the spoiler, I don't spoil.
[15:46] You know how many people they smoke you, but they smoke you do
[15:48] everything like you get what I'm saying?
[15:50] Like I could have joined. I could have easily joined them,
[15:52] but because of my own, you get what I'm saying?
[15:55] I said, no, it's not because of yeah, you might have done your
[15:57] own thing, but there are plenty pastors keys that have done
[15:59] there that have done everything. It's still the entire back
[16:02] cookie or back of your neck tattoo.
[16:04] Itself it was it was you go to church man shout out to the
[16:07] church me guys me it's one of them biggest liars I.
[16:09] Lie. No, God did I lie.
[16:16] They judge. They judge good child by who
[16:18] goes to church. They please, they please.
[16:21] I told them I. Told them check your food, just
[16:26] type. I told them, well, that boy, but
[16:31] like if you when you become a parent, what kind of parent you?
[16:34] Want to be I want to be that kind of parent that like as that
[16:37] emotional bond with their kid. When I think about parenting, I
[16:41] always think this because there's no more not to eat
[16:43] basically, but I feel like our parents, parents of the
[16:46] generation, the how will I put it now?
[16:49] The what is the word the the they have.
[16:54] Crave more emotional? No crave.
[16:57] They have like a definition of success of parenting in their
[17:00] head. So like you can't really blame
[17:02] them. So let's say their own
[17:03] definition of success was when I was growing up, I did not have
[17:06] this. I did not have that.
[17:07] I'll make sure my child has this.
[17:08] I'm most I'm not, I'm speaking for, I'm not speaking for all
[17:12] the parents here, but most stories I've heard is, oh, when
[17:15] I was growing up, I do not have slippers and I did my part up my
[17:18] school fees. I did.
[17:19] I went to public school. Yeah, I will make.
[17:21] Sure. You guys have everything.
[17:22] So in their head, a definition of good, the definition of good
[17:26] parents that they succeeded is that you are financially stable
[17:30] and their kids attend the best school and they provided.
[17:32] So that emotional bond is not really there.
[17:34] So that's why when we get into trouble and then our first
[17:38] thought is my mom will beat my mom will kill me.
[17:41] But me, I want to be that that parent that like if you get into
[17:43] trouble, your first thought is to call me.
[17:45] You get what I mean? I want to be your.
[17:46] Guy that is noise you to be that kind of parents like me.
[17:50] I was saying if I have a daughter as my first child, that
[17:56] will be sports. I'm sorry, like I don't I don't
[17:59] I don't know how to like not lie about that piece.
[18:02] Like I feel like my first. Child.
[18:06] Like bro like what do you mean daddy I want ice cream and go
[18:09] and take it snow like bro like I feel like I'm going to be like
[18:12] this softest as I need to marry beef.
[18:15] That is wicked. A true Yoruba woman.
[18:19] You said you said you said wicked is the yes Yoruba.
[18:23] I don't want. I'm not.
[18:24] We just. We love that in episode.
[18:25] One that's a woman. This.
[18:27] Thing you need to say is obviously do.
[18:29] You. Oh, yeah.
[18:29] Sorry, sorry. They do you.
[18:35] But yeah, man, my wife used to be like staying like my wife
[18:37] would be the nice phone Dad, you know that I need Andre Key.
[18:41] I want to go to ICA, take that day, let's go to France, take
[18:46] money. Like I don't want to be that
[18:47] guy, but like to be the strict 1 and like someone that they can
[18:51] just easily call. I'm your guy.
[18:53] Like before your friends outside, I'm your guy.
[18:57] Like I'm not just your dad, I'm your friend, your I'm your
[19:00] junior brother, I'm your older brother, I'm everything, you
[19:02] know, I feel like I feel bloke person with the.
[19:05] Story This is why we are we are Co hosts we actually share the
[19:08] same vision the same thing we just want to have emotional bond
[19:10] I saw. I saw one, I saw one tweet or it
[19:13] was like, no, there was a video on Instagram.
[19:15] They were saying that like the person's child went to school
[19:18] and the teacher child that the child had the marks.
[19:22] I don't want to talk about what I saw like bro in that Alabata
[19:26] school. I would not mean drop them
[19:28] again. They're very, for now, calm.
[19:33] Down. Calm down.
[19:38] Breathe. Breathe.
[19:39] There was one wicked teacher like this guy because you know,
[19:44] actually as let me not come and start with education again, but
[19:47] the existing that used to do that.
[19:48] Oh, wrap your notes, wrap your notes in my if you're up notes,
[19:52] you know which one went in the top of social studies?
[19:57] What did you do for my life? So this guy and I did not wrap
[20:00] his nose. They called him out in front of
[20:01] assembly. This is the lashing.
[20:03] Like they beat him to the his back to the point that blood was
[20:06] coming out and this guy's dad came to school and supported the
[20:10] teacher. Now what I see I saw.
[20:13] I could not believe my eyes, bro.
[20:14] And I'm like guy, which guy, Papa do this?
[20:20] Discipline is. Different is the king that they
[20:40] dipped inside like so it's more painful if you chest, kid.
[20:50] Yeah, you know, others like you chest, You you chest and Parker.
[20:54] Bro I'm like how? To ratio is not really high.
[20:57] How? Do you, hey, how do you hear
[21:03] that they wiped your child to that level and you are so you
[21:07] are you are still saying disciplining for me?
[21:09] Like are you OK? What did the child do?
[21:11] Did he still know? Did he?
[21:12] What has he done? He did not wrap notes.
[21:16] Do they usually give me some flux of people like you know
[21:18] when the new term starts on your book as much rise?
[21:22] 2nd yeah, yeah, second term begins.
[21:26] Yeah bro what time my teacher did shout at me that why did I'm
[21:29] like. Yeah, which kind?
[21:31] Of thing is this maybe I feel like very pivoted to insulting
[21:34] teachers actually call for. No teachers.
[21:38] We need to talk about those teachers that that idiots, I'm
[21:42] sorry to say, but how to punish most of them?
[21:44] If you study, if you taught economics and basic technology,
[21:46] how to punish you? Because why?
[21:49] I hope me, I just want to send out the message to the teachers.
[21:51] I hope all those teachers that used to wear their sharing
[21:53] scripts, they will call your name and your score.
[21:56] I hope you are doing well in life.
[21:57] What do you mean 13 / 17? Take your script.
[22:01] Did you need to do that? Like what's, what was your game?
[22:04] What did you gain from that rubbish?
[22:05] Like I hate teachers. Like, why do you want validation
[22:11] for the juniors? Because you want to make people
[22:14] that laugh at like. Come on now I do not do it in
[22:16] front of like when everybody's there like does this English I
[22:19] had she used to share scripts you share the rule.
[22:22] I don't share my script in class.
[22:24] I share it in the in the library so whoever is in the library at
[22:26] that time just some of video yes.
[22:28] So we do they will just call your full school see 13 / 17 bar
[22:33] very irritating something but let's to move on.
[22:35] Let's not go to teachers because I think we started parenting was
[22:39] like the funniest thing that your, your parents coded you
[22:43] for. Or like you think that you just
[22:45] say hi, I'm a small boy now. Like oh, you should understand.
[22:49] There's one thing that my dad, he hated the fact.
[22:52] I used to watch wrestling. He hated the fact.
[22:55] And now it was one particular. It was a Sunday.
[22:58] Yeah. So in Nigeria, when you like
[23:00] watch the show it on Sunday after church.
[23:03] So I just come back from church and you guys know King and you
[23:07] know King in King. What do you know about King?
[23:09] He's Undertaker's brother, but in the second part of his
[23:12] character, he's a demon. They call him demon.
[23:15] So we are just coming from church.
[23:17] God, we've been Shamma. I put bikini.
[23:23] They said the devil's favorite demon.
[23:25] My father, he climbed the stairs.
[23:27] He was downstairs. He said.
[23:29] He said change this thing. No, I was like, he's just a
[23:33] imagine that. He said.
[23:37] What do they call him? And now to see outside devil's
[23:39] favorite demon me if I just off the TV, you know what's phase,
[23:43] You know what you go over you. Are me?
[23:47] You guys should judge me. I see to tomorrow.
[23:49] I don't really believe I'm at fault here, but I want you guys
[23:52] to judge you and the audience. Oh yeah, please.
[23:55] Production you can join it too if you like.
[23:56] Well hear the story. So my my mom at the time used to
[24:01] go to this RCCG redeem camp in way before so one day and I said
[24:06] I want to go on to go on to go and I went there like went to
[24:10] camp with her. I was like 7-6 I don't remember,
[24:13] but as a child I know how big we didn't come can be.
[24:17] I now wandered around and you know, went playing with only
[24:21] stupid boy. I got really Polish Asha was
[24:24] running about. So she was looking for me
[24:26] looking for me like over like 30 minutes.
[24:27] But you know how moms can be they are worried my son Jesus
[24:30] before God, I begged you see myself.
[24:33] She was walking around and at the time after the boy was not
[24:37] preaching was very late in the service.
[24:38] And I said if you're a witch or wizard in this conversation,
[24:41] come out here see people come the wrong people.
[24:44] They won't be wrong like the witches and wizard didn't fall
[24:46] out my massively. What can you look for me So like
[24:49] bro, she found me and actually walking back.
[24:52] The witches did the wrong everybody was not looking at
[24:55] everybody that was running. She now said what she she the
[24:58] people around our newest was not saying.
[25:00] Ah, picking, picking a small boy.
[25:15] I was not. Seeing QR code bro, if you see
[25:21] no, that was just but that was my first time last time reading
[25:25] carp bro and in my head I'm like, oh, I'm a small boy and I
[25:28] like you should understand how kids are very if you go to the
[25:31] store when you're fine, you wonder, but you usually do
[25:34] something. I'm just like that was no needed
[25:36] no, but I understand the timing was no good.
[25:39] That's what I'm saying. But like bro, like they.
[25:43] You know why I even thought you were good with this story?
[25:45] I thought you were good to start running with the mad people.
[25:49] I was to play with that. Stupid.
[25:59] Boy. You actually see your mom will
[26:02] chase you. She would.
[26:04] Chase me like mad you carry this road when I was driving you know
[26:13] how moms can be we just like we'll be overthinking it so we
[26:15] are just being because it's a long night now it's overnight
[26:18] skinny I was just sleeping she would just be there so this boy
[26:21] wants. To miss you, they will leave the
[26:26] road. They don't care what is in front
[26:30] of me. We turn.
[26:32] The until we got to move, I was just once you just realize that
[26:37] I'm already at peace. Oh.
[26:39] You are you want to you maybe soft for you, maybe no soft.
[26:41] For me, but yeah, I. Was very, always very intensive.
[26:48] There was one time that like my parents, I feel like from time
[26:52] they only knew that I liked outside.
[26:54] Like I like to go out since I was a child.
[26:57] So like this was like around like s s two time when you're
[27:00] preparing for like Wyeck and GC and all those exams.
[27:04] So my parents were always like after school, I can't go out,
[27:07] you know, it's related to that time when they caught me on
[27:10] social media. That's not forgiving me.
[27:13] So. Is that what they sent to that
[27:15] school? So I've come back.
[27:17] I was already in that. So now, so like I will come back
[27:18] from school and then they will tell the House of at the time to
[27:22] love the gate. That can't go out me, my friend.
[27:25] And you know, those are stupid friends.
[27:27] Oh, point them to they'll be playing boy in front of my
[27:29] house. So I'll be hearing them.
[27:31] I'll be looking from the whole of the gates like trying to be
[27:34] like that one day. I carry that down you fly.
[27:37] I flew that thing. I flew that thing.
[27:40] Because of all. My father came back from work.
[27:43] This is my dad. I told you that he always
[27:46] called. He came back.
[27:49] The kind of flogging you flogging me.
[27:51] Oh yeah, yeah, I used. To chase bro in my whole life if
[27:57] you flog me. You whatever I'm.
[27:59] Crying private, But as long as the bodies are there, you cannot
[28:02] seem to be crying. I will chase.
[28:03] Boy, get one guy Mr. Mr. Gabriel Tony.
[28:06] God could punish you. I just think I could do that
[28:09] thing. They won't you wipe me at my
[28:12] waist if you see even myself. I thought I was most not also
[28:16] that was. Neither that we need to.
[28:20] We need to cross some people with my classes I'm.
[28:26] Like, gosh. Why they do like this?
[28:29] Guy, they don't do it. Tell me what?
[28:33] Your body, your body, They go wipe you.
[28:40] Why no that's the piece why I used to hate you that could not
[28:43] chase King like I used to hate. The teachers that want the YPC.
[28:47] So you want you as a key, no? I rather, I rather you guys see
[28:51] me like I'm vibrating, like I'm ready.
[28:53] I want to cry but I'm holding because.
[28:55] Everything in your hand you see that back wiping bro it is crazy
[29:00] bro like guy I don't know anywhere that can chest it like
[29:03] this lower back when I say that thing was be used to be let them
[29:09] give you 1 sweet one day. No, was be does not have a
[29:11] particular education. Nowadays, some movies visit on
[29:14] their stomach. Michelin, but let's continue
[29:17] but. I didn't know this.
[29:19] I feel like like parents and I just adults in general, like you
[29:23] kind of need to like extend grace for them abuse because I
[29:27] like when you go to parents and this is our first time training.
[29:30] So I think that is what I've been able to do like as like a
[29:33] child to be OK. My parents, you know, like
[29:36] whatever they may have done, like when I was younger that I
[29:39] didn't really appreciate it was their first time going at it.
[29:43] So, you know, I feel like for you, you may have had a
[29:46] differential because you're not your first child.
[29:48] But like for us first year we one thing you need to do to like
[29:52] really love your parents and just be like, I love these
[29:55] people because you know that obviously they made sacrifices
[29:57] for sure, bro. You know, one that they love
[29:59] you. You know that they love you.
[30:00] But also like, yeah, like I made that pancake reference in one of
[30:05] those episodes. Like you wear the pancake you
[30:07] used. To say, you know, so it's like
[30:08] you. Look like you know.
[30:11] Fair. Fair, Yeah.
[30:12] Well at the end of the day, I still respond my parents for the
[30:14] home values that the that the the old training that they gave.
[30:18] Me many people coming out to say, oh, I don't owe my parents
[30:20] anything like I would that would never be me or like bro like
[30:23] these people gave their all to the where we are today.
[30:26] We are here because of their sacrifices like shout out to
[30:29] them and it was not easy man like.
[30:31] I mean, some people, some people that say, oh, I don't owe my
[30:33] parents anything. Some of them are valued.
[30:35] Like, obviously not every Prince is good.
[30:37] Yeah, like mom or daddy. Obviously, we're speaking for
[30:39] ourselves. Yeah, or even just generally
[30:42] boards some people that say they have like valid claims to make,
[30:46] but some people don't. But like for you, what would you
[30:48] say is one thing that like you went outside to the public
[30:52] school work life club that you were like you face it like it's
[30:57] your mind was like, thank you God for home training.
[31:00] I have I have a lot, but like that's a very good question.
[31:03] By the way, thank you for that question.
[31:06] The first one, yeah, was when I boarding house.
[31:11] So coming from a home that like will be raised to respect my my
[31:15] dad made me like I said in the last episode, my dad always made
[31:17] me open the door for my sister. You know, women are very
[31:19] respected. And then I entered boarding
[31:21] house and then I was short break one time.
[31:24] And then the boys in the school, yeah, they used to do this thing
[31:29] in talk shop where like everybody's struggling to get
[31:31] snacks and short break and run back to class.
[31:33] And we'll be doing this thing when they were lying up behind
[31:36] girls. And they'll be this thing called
[31:37] tap tapping currents. I saw it and I was like.
[31:42] Quavin Abbey, I don't even. Know what they bro, I was just
[31:45] like guy, what are you doing? Like what?
[31:47] What is what is this rubbish? Like who raised this person?
[31:50] You get what I mean? And he just goes to show that
[31:52] like the the way they raised the boy child is different from the
[31:56] way they raised the girl child. Like it's just like where is
[31:58] this coming from? Even when I went to uni even
[32:00] transcended when I went to uni. So there was this path in uni
[32:03] that like it's leader, it leads to.
[32:06] You there? Is your big City University?
[32:12] It led to the cafeteria. Yeah.
[32:17] I like these boys. I think it was poor hole at the
[32:19] time. They would gather at the top and
[32:21] they will be cut. Calling girls like I do as they
[32:23] are walking. Yeah, that kind of thing.
[32:26] And I'm just like, who raised these people?
[32:28] Like people cannot know these girls Now.
[32:30] I know I have friends that told me that they have to take the
[32:33] long way to the calf and come back like just because they
[32:36] don't want to encounter. That robot so.
[32:38] This is so irritating. It's.
[32:40] Worse in my brain because when I was in Lagos, I went as one of
[32:43] my friends. I went to see you and she
[32:45] literally we're talking about one of my set our assessments in
[32:48] high school and she brought up the fact that like I was saying
[32:51] that I was saying that he's the guy.
[32:52] Yeah me. I mean it's one in you guys seem
[32:55] I would blow out. So I was thinking how that I hit
[32:57] the guy and everything he's always messaging me.
[32:59] I'm like, why is he message? Was that older in the school?
[33:02] You probably know him and the school that I used to like cast
[33:04] call people. He's got what he's called.
[33:07] Guy OK, let me give you the best call.
[33:09] He faces the roads to calf. So when you come back from
[33:12] class, everybody's tired. Obviously you finish class you
[33:15] stressful the Chapel you go like this and you go to like this
[33:18] that's the rule everybody for the standard in constant key
[33:21] these boys will gather at the top like do both sides and as
[33:24] any babies passing yeah they were making moves and I'm just
[33:27] like. She's not said I went raised you
[33:29] yeah Wendy, Wendy like don't give them attention to.
[33:33] Downside you never find say I'm like and I'm just like some you
[33:37] see some babies running like anxiety will be running through
[33:39] them and I'm just like, we should raise the boy child to
[33:42] protect the female. Do you get what I'm saying?
[33:44] Like it's, it's not. He was the guy.
[33:46] He was very terrible. And that's those two situations
[33:49] of tapping currents. Like bro, how old are you?
[33:53] You are 1011 and then you are going behind on the talk shop to
[33:57] buy pink pop and you are doing like this.
[33:58] And they will be laughing and the girls can't hear them.
[34:01] They will be feeling. Very completely.
[34:03] Deflated like the people feeling very deflated, very like torched
[34:07] and you are there laughing. Bro you just literally ruined
[34:11] the girls day. For what reason?
[34:12] You get why some people didn't want to, but they didn't have
[34:14] money to buy anything. But they are tapping currents.
[34:16] Now and I do with the FAB, what I mean Fab, I missed you.
[34:20] Not. Do that, fab.
[34:27] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[34:28] Pause, Pause. Pause.
[34:29] I'm sorry, Yeah, everybody has to steal me.
[34:31] Like, like I see. Like I said, extending grace.
[34:35] I extend this to a lot of people.
[34:37] If you are from some homes like you don't have I still I don't
[34:42] condone it but I understand. Yeah, scarcity mentality.
[34:45] How? Can you be a politician's child?
[34:48] And you did steal. My new.
[34:50] Why, why, why is I want to see that that's the new one is
[34:55] something that would never be fixed.
[34:56] Some people are, some people just just.
[34:59] Like I have my own but I want. You to like I.
[35:02] Don't see like you like exactly people I know.
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