# Episode 25: Are My Friends Ditching Me for Their GIRLFRIENDS? (Love Is Wicked 2)

An episode of [I Get Gist For You](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1784624645), 11 Feb 2026, 1 h 07 min.

Audio: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO1629827156.mp3

If you check the records from "Love is Wicked 1," we were both extremely down bad. That episode was heavy; we were trauma dumping and fighting for our lives in the trenches of heartbreak. But look at us now. We’re not those same boys. We’ve healed. We’ve evolved. We’ve upgraded the steeze. Welcome to Love Is Wicked 2.But with evolution comes new problems. KP kicks things off with a serious grievance: what happened to the mission? This was meant to be the year of Madness & Badness, yet his soldiers are falling. Everyone is suddenly cuffed up and getting into relationships. The betrayal is real. Uzor tries to mediate, saying a relationship shouldn’t revoke your friendship privileges, but the streets are definitely looking lonely.Since Cupid is outside, we had to address the elephant in the room. Men, listen closely: when it comes to Valentine’s Day, forget logic. It’s about principle. We also take a moment to roast the performative lovers, and yes, we mean the ones ordering flowers to their own doorstep and posting "Thank you, babe!" We see you, and we’re judging.Then we dive into the chaotic side of modern dating. The awkward silence of situationships when someone asks "Are you guys dating?" in public. To the biggest lie of 2026: couples living together claiming they are abstinent. We don't believe you. We also spill some serious gist about an ex-fling with attachment issues who tried to crash out and ruin a friend's life. It gets really messy on this one.Finally, we tackle the dreaded phrase “I’m coming to you as a woman," debate the rules of posting your partner online, and agree on the God-tier accent: The British-Yoruba combo. The "Yorub’innit." Enjoy your Valentine’s weekend. Be safe. Protect your heart. And please, use protection.Listen to the full episode on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. Tell us your Love Is Wicked stories using #IGGFY and #IGGFYWednesday.✨ Support the Pod:- Subscribe and help us hit 5K.- Like the video.- Drop a comment with your favourite line, or the wildest thing you’ve done for love.- Send this to one friend who needs it, and one friend who needs to be dragged.We also opened a community on X, so if you’ve been looking for where to gist in real time and argue respectfully with fellow Gistizens and IGGFYians, join us from our page. We’re there. Join the conversation using #IGGFY and #IGetGistForYou, and follow us on Instagram and X @igetgistforyou. Hosts: @KpFawehinmi @uzxrma

## Transcript

[0:00] I get gist for your radio. How may I help you today?
[0:03] I need to talk to someone right now.
[0:06] Oh God God God you don't do too much.
[0:08] Just want to pass my pay grade. Mark.
[0:10] Connect you to the Gist experts KP and Oozer over to you.
[0:20] Will you be my lover? Yes.
[0:22] No. Yes.
[0:24] No. Yes.
[0:25] Would you be my lover? Yes.
[0:27] You get people? Yes.
[0:30] AGK. He's not AGK.
[0:33] AGK. That's what he said.
[0:34] AGK Really. Which kind of lesbians?
[0:38] Lesbians He's educated. Which person name?
[0:42] That's maybe that's a girl's name.
[0:43] AGK. AGK not a girl name.
[0:46] Is educated. He's a man and woman, no?
[0:51] Unless backing up you is working for GT Bank.
[0:54] OK, let's go. Let's go.
[1:00] Jesus Christ. Hey guys, welcome to another
[1:02] episode of our gadgets for you, the podcast best podcast in the
[1:06] world. And you know, I'm feeling very
[1:07] lovely today. I'm feeling very you're feeling
[1:12] walking, walking. Contradiction, that is.
[1:15] My you're feeling lovely today. You're.
[1:17] Feeling lovely. Call me, call me, That's my
[1:18] name. I'm not keeping my name.
[1:20] Is walking contradiction. So I know you guys can read for
[1:23] YouTube videos. You can see my shirts WC as oh,
[1:27] but just shut up you BWC. Well, yeah, man, welcome to the
[1:33] episode. We have an exciting episode for
[1:35] you today and a lot a lot of things to talk about And as you
[1:38] can tell we said we're feeling very lovey.
[1:41] You know those are good. The lover boy hats.
[1:43] If you can zoom properly to his fingers, you know you can see.
[1:47] Show them is that in myself for you Ozo ozo you had to dinner
[1:51] had so I love myself. Now, Yeah, yes.
[1:54] And I didn't pay for GT Bank. No, no, you.
[1:56] Didn't as hard because I paint on.
[1:58] No, no, but you're the one that you're claiming that you know
[2:00] that put it by yourself, Yes, It was a lady that did for you.
[2:04] That's acceptable. What you did for yourself.
[2:05] That is not acceptable. Why you put say I love you on
[2:08] your finger? I guess I do.
[2:10] I just like the why it's not I there's just it's just heart on
[2:13] my love you, my initial, now you.
[2:16] No, that is a lie. Is my initial no the.
[2:19] You is you as per how people say you.
[2:21] No, no, no, that is that is a very interesting couple.
[2:26] That is like the coolest couple is my name because I don't name
[2:31] myself. This is my name.
[2:35] Okay, you know what space We agreed to disagree, but like I
[2:38] say, welcome on Spotify or Apple podcast, please kind of leave us
[2:43] a nice rating or a review. If you're listening on YouTube,
[2:46] you already know what to do. Please hit that like button
[2:49] comments ratos hypos give us thief.
[2:54] I hope hype has gotten to Nigeria.
[2:56] Now they're saying that they don't have it.
[2:59] We never know YouTube, please, I suppose sit that if you want us
[3:03] to blow hype us, just give us all the all everything and
[3:06] comments. It's going to be a great
[3:07] episode, while also very so happy to you know what happy new
[3:11] year again real. I don't know when to you as also
[3:15] when. Normal year it starts February.
[3:18] So you say happy New Year, like when, when is it time, quarter
[3:21] of time to detain? People or or to tell in real
[3:23] life January January 3rd. So after January, I told.
[3:27] You Happy birthday to everybody, it's a new day.
[3:29] No, I I feel like you're gonna say happy New Year to like
[3:32] March. First with you.
[3:33] So let's see Apple now. Is it as?
[3:35] As long as it's the first quarter of the year, I think.
[3:37] You can. No, I don't.
[3:38] I don't think so, no. You say I've not seen you since
[3:42] November of the previous year. Happy new Year now, because
[3:45] there's still a lot of yeah, she's crazy.
[3:47] There's still a lot. Of you know, they say to the end
[3:49] of January, but like. Bro no, January is January.
[3:52] People don't even realize that the event like for example this
[3:55] January that was finished now, like it was a very long January.
[3:59] It was a lot. Of it didn't it was too quick
[4:03] Yeah, usually January is longer but.
[4:06] History, but this one was not one of the longer.
[4:07] Not long like that. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be an
[4:10] exciting episode. How have you been?
[4:11] How is your? I've already said this is our
[4:14] Valentine's Day episode for those that don't know.
[4:17] So you how are you? I'm feeling very I'm a lover
[4:21] boy. This is a different persona to
[4:24] what I showcased in the in the previous year.
[4:28] I was a no, I'm not a preacher of love.
[4:32] I I love love. I I wish I could be love.
[4:36] I am love to you. I love you guys.
[4:39] I love you. I love.
[4:41] I don't love Ichi, but yeah, everybody love Ichi.
[4:46] OK. I love Ichi.
[4:46] I love Ichi. Sorry.
[4:48] I'm sorry. I'm feeling, I'm feeling very
[4:49] lovely. I'm feeling very, very spicy
[4:53] today. Spicy conversations will be
[4:55] hard. Yeah.
[4:57] About you know what I said that you're a new persona.
[5:00] They're very big. I think you are the you are the
[5:02] one that is opposite to deal with the very big deviation from
[5:06] the who's up from love is wicked, though No 25 obviously
[5:10] OK, I don't what did I wear? I can't what did I wear You wore
[5:13] jackets, I think No, it's up when I did I and I mean wear
[5:17] white. No, I wore I wore sweat sweat
[5:20] shirts with with green the green heart.
[5:24] I remember that episode very well and I was telling you guys
[5:27] how that being did me in NYC. But now, I mean, you pursue you
[5:31] like PCDS. Exactly.
[5:33] Yeah, that was. It's so, it's so crazy.
[5:35] I like as I know that is the episode that is our highest
[5:39] watched on YouTube and it is an episode about trauma dumping
[5:44] like we're just trauma dumping on that episode when we came to
[5:46] this episode thinking about coming to drama drama dump.
[5:48] Sorry for. Swipe up but watch the watch the
[5:51] one our face I like and subscribe hype, whatever do I
[5:56] mean that is on. That day, yeah, do everything.
[5:58] Yes, yeah. What was I seen that like was so
[6:02] different from last year as much as you are seeing?
[6:04] You know, lover boy, man, I'm just doing this out of
[6:07] tradition. I don't really believe that love
[6:09] is wicked anymore. I'm not even going to lie.
[6:12] So This is why you see some artists like Mosul Ahmadi, like,
[6:16] you know, these non mainstream artists, Mosul Ahmadi or don't
[6:20] see. This is why people pray that
[6:22] they don't become mainstream and why?
[6:25] Because when they blew did they forget their roots?
[6:28] That's how we feel like now to this guy.
[6:30] No, you you have already gone to the dark side.
[6:32] Me, I see did like we don't blow down, we don't want you, the
[6:36] drummer, don't. No, I did the middle.
[6:37] I'm wearing the shirt. So I still believe to a certain
[6:40] degree. But on the other side that I
[6:43] I've seen, I've seen a few, I've met a few people that made me
[6:46] think that I made. Me love truly yeah, I can't like
[6:49] I just changed my my perspective.
[6:52] I can't like the what do you call it?
[6:54] The comments of that in that one person commented that oh, this
[6:58] foolish boy. So because what?
[7:02] What did you say? Because one babe did you dirty
[7:05] now, you know, block your life, block your heart, bro.
[7:09] I said, Oh God, you guys never watch the episode.
[7:12] You just cost me, you know, like 12 moments.
[7:15] That guy was just emotionally, emotionally suppressed himself.
[7:17] Yeah, that guy was angry. Man with the Apple bro.
[7:20] Check our Instagram if you don't know what talking about.
[7:22] It's like, hey the comment section of this guy.
[7:24] I was actually so angry at loser for that video.
[7:27] He was. Like, hey, I think he may.
[7:29] I personally believe that that guy knows what I'm talking
[7:33] about. Like bro, you have to know the
[7:34] for you to be that invested bro. Anyways, I just have changed my
[7:41] perspective. I've changed my contents.
[7:43] I've realized now. No, no, that's one.
[7:46] I've not changed my content. Change your contents.
[7:48] No, not my content of what I see.
[7:49] Like I've changed what I consume.
[7:51] So I realized that what you consume eventually seeps into
[7:54] your life. So before all those love is
[7:57] wicked, not love is wicked, but like women did this, you will
[8:00] continue to see all these things.
[8:01] So like me, I've changed my FYP. Everything is now love.
[8:05] You know, I want to see more of, you know, the world is love.
[8:08] God is love, love is God. In like in like 3 months, maybe
[8:12] like 5 episodes, I will restart the episodes with you Don't cast
[8:16] last last. OK everybody good job breaks.
[8:20] You are counting down to Why did you say 5 months for for
[8:23] Caribana. I will not be there.
[8:26] I have changed my life. Don't worry that I like
[8:30] podcasting, you know it's always just good to be there, you know
[8:32] In fact, I will rent a cinema and I will come.
[8:38] So you're wishing me bad, my love.
[8:40] Yes, my beef of the week. Let me I have 5 beef with you.
[8:45] OK, Just try is to my friends before the week.
[8:49] Now this beef is directed at to my friends.
[8:52] My is for my male friends for my big friends.
[8:54] I don't really care My big my male friends.
[8:57] I'm tired and I'm I am I am frustrated at the fact that it
[9:01] is 2026. You guys decided to be coughed.
[9:04] You guys decided to enter relationships and just become
[9:06] lover boys in 26. This year was yeah, I was
[9:09] supposed to show the whole world.
[9:12] We're just to show the whole world Madness and Vadnais.
[9:16] This is the year that we're supposed to this summer, all of
[9:18] us were rather in the winter, we're going to hit the gym.
[9:21] So in the in the summer, our shirts, now this.
[9:23] Is where my guys I decided to have four girlfriends 321 some
[9:27] of them will never collate that time.
[9:30] I remember that episode. You say we can remove our shirts
[9:33] without the game. Now you say it's the gym.
[9:35] Hi this life there's nobody that cannot cheat everybody.
[9:39] You are literally always a communion No because I would
[9:42] better for myself everybody which oh so being being big was
[9:45] was bad for yourself. You literally said it came no.
[9:49] No, I said that no matter my. Side.
[9:53] I said no matter my side. I remember our episode and we
[9:56] can roll the tapes each year. Productions, please roll the
[10:00] tapes. Each year films.
[10:01] KP of I get this for you can be impressed to know what Dara how
[10:06] are me said that he hates former fat people.
[10:11] He said yes. He said that he hates people
[10:15] that will lose weight and start doing before and after Abby,
[10:20] what did I do before and after? What did I say No, you are
[10:22] saying well, I've hit the gym. I know we hit the gym.
[10:25] We also said that oh, like me and ozone.
[10:27] Now this I quote because I remember the line perfectly.
[10:29] I just didn't listen to the episode this morning.
[10:32] He said like me and Ozone now we can we can go to a beach party,
[10:35] a pool party. I remove our shirts now he's
[10:39] talking about hit the gym and remove the shirts.
[10:42] Secondly to bring me to my second point, Katie hates that
[10:46] his friends are coming into relationship.
[10:47] Not because he hates the relationship, he just hates the
[10:50] fact that he can say guy where we go do 2 man guy who we go do
[10:55] where we go do she know guy? Maybe let's go and cheat and the
[11:01] guy. You are a liar.
[11:02] And the guy will not say Oh no, or if we say, oh guy, let's go
[11:05] out tonight and I say Oh no, I have plans with my Madam.
[11:07] That's what he's painting him. He's painting he feels that as
[11:11] you're entering inside a relationship, the girl is
[11:12] stealing his friendship, his friendship for the his
[11:16] friendship privileges from him. OK to let you.
[11:20] Besides, you don't talk to therapies.
[11:24] Besides the cheesy part, yes, I agree.
[11:26] Yes, yes, yes. Why?
[11:28] Why? Am I telling you that they
[11:30] invite us for this? People make me go and they tell
[11:31] me who I did. I did go watch film with my.
[11:34] Beaver OK, what did they do You. So who am I supposed to go with?
[11:37] Go by Lord or find a babe. No, is is no man now like oh, am
[11:44] I supposed to go with Oh my God, why are you doing?
[11:48] So this is now is personal vendetta that beef now has been
[11:52] reversed? No, it's still beef now.
[11:54] It's still be relationship. And you are my guy.
[11:58] You have an enemy once you people break up because I'm
[12:01] there every night before I pray for blessing for myself.
[12:04] I pray for you people to end. Wow.
[12:07] Yes, lick it. And Nanny, I hope you heard
[12:09] that. No, no.
[12:11] Besides you. Guys, besides you guys besides
[12:14] you guys, I love you guys. You guys are the only.
[12:16] I'm not going to lie. So OK, let me give you guys the
[12:18] kiss now. Yeah, Last summer you got 1 babe
[12:23] that way with the paro, Yeah. Who be we?
[12:26] No, when me like me, I was talking to the girl KPI could
[12:30] feel the friction like bro, the day when I remember the day it
[12:35] was Logis. Logis team called us to come and
[12:39] you know, spend the his listening party with them and
[12:41] then we're going to go and watch the vlog weekend.
[12:46] Please, you know what how many years it took us to put together
[12:50] that thing. Please go and watch it.
[12:52] The life of the creative. So on the way to Logy now, keep
[12:58] it in mind that these are our first celebrity involvement.
[13:00] This is our first invitation. The girl sends me this long
[13:05] message and says, oh, I think I would, and I could.
[13:08] I think we need to draw the cuttings.
[13:11] And it was just the summer something.
[13:13] So yeah, in the car I was not like, no, no, no, like the
[13:17] timing was very wrong because I was just going for my first
[13:19] thing. So like timing was no good.
[13:21] So in the car I was saying this guy no will steal my joy, This
[13:23] guy no will steal my joy. Emma was at the back.
[13:25] KP was beside me. He was driving and then I could
[13:28] feel KP. He said what?
[13:29] What? Also what?
[13:31] And I told him that I say guy like this guy.
[13:36] That's what I knew even when I was even lamenting.
[13:38] You know how I used to feel like sometimes KP waste like if I'm
[13:41] doing babe now KP is waste of gist.
[13:45] Like I will go meet them, say I'll see what this guy they do
[13:47] me. You're going to tell me say oh
[13:48] boy, you're not looking at it from her perspective.
[13:50] You're going to give me advice like bro, I want to support me.
[13:53] No, this guy is an enemy of progress of relationship.
[13:56] Thank you. I've come clean.
[13:58] You've caught me. You figured me out.
[14:01] That day he was saying, yes, I told you.
[14:02] Now I'm gonna tell you that way. I told you that day, I swear I
[14:07] say, ah, today and from today till I die.
[14:10] Yeah, I'm not going to use this guy.
[14:14] No, no, no. No, your hearts, no, my heart is
[14:21] on vacation. See, I'm you're making me sound
[14:24] like I'm like I'm the Grinch of Valentine's Day.
[14:27] No, it's not that you're no, I'm just I'm just like, bro, why?
[14:35] Why? Like what is the point?
[14:36] It's like bro, let us enjoy our our youth.
[14:40] Why are you being what does define enjoy your youth in that
[14:43] regard? Enjoy your youth now like our
[14:45] brother. You know that our brother now
[14:47] that has like 5 beams now enjoy your youth.
[14:50] You enjoy your youth in different ways.
[14:52] Like for example, let me give you a story.
[14:54] That's a good way to live. I don't agree that with his way
[14:57] of living, but he's enjoying his youth.
[14:58] I don't think most people that are enjoying their youth to me.
[15:01] Like why? Like really?
[15:03] Yeah, I don't. Let's speak on it.
[15:05] Why do you think that young people in relationships are new
[15:07] do? You think that are wasting their
[15:08] time committing or Yeah, because most times like like I'm just
[15:11] talking about my own personal circle, it never ends really
[15:15] ends in anything tangible like you just say always ends in
[15:18] tears. So what is the point?
[15:19] Like, why are you guys just you know, if you not want to knock
[15:22] the knock, like why does it feel like I'm talking to you
[15:25] directly? No, I'm talking generally.
[15:30] Generally. I'm not saying that I bro, I
[15:32] don't at the end of the day, like I'm joking, like obviously
[15:35] people should be joking. No, no, no, my own personal
[15:38] guys, I hate I've I'm not like hiding that way.
[15:40] I hate where the entire relationship is it for the
[15:43] reasons I said yes, yes. Like I hate you because it's
[15:46] like, for example, like now I have to be conscious that
[15:49] there's some because you guys are are woman now.
[15:52] Now I have to be conscious that there is another facility mix
[15:55] like when I'm talking to you and making plans with you how to
[15:58] consider the facing like but you don't though I don't, I don't
[16:02] think. I think you feel that like you
[16:04] lose your friendship privilege. I don't think that's the Case,
[16:07] No. Like if I'm not getting into a
[16:09] relationship now, there's nothing that will stop.
[16:11] What we normally do, being idiots.
[16:13] No, no, no, it's a stop. It's a stop because that's why
[16:15] if the baby is like a clingy babe, like she wants to just be.
[16:18] I mean, I'm just talking out of experience.
[16:20] So they will just be inserting themselves into the guy.
[16:23] Like, oh, you, you say you want to go and hang out with the
[16:26] boys. Like, oh, you're always hanging
[16:29] out with the boys. Some of them even go as far as.
[16:31] You know, on a monetary. Spirit, even some of them will
[16:33] go as far as like, yeah, that type of thing like and for
[16:39] example, someone like, yeah, I don't feel that with you.
[16:41] You have things that you know how to judge like but a lot of
[16:45] guys are not logical enough. They will let things at that
[16:48] time because they want to prove so much that they're not gay
[16:50] that they will stop hanging out with that guys.
[16:52] Like I've experienced this thing and I've lived in, so that's why
[16:54] I'm just like when my guys enter dynamics, I'm just like.
[16:58] Good. Can we even tie this broth,
[17:00] bring it into the into a loop of all those babes, all those guys
[17:04] that like with entire relationship because the movie,
[17:07] every movie. So like I understand what you're
[17:08] saying like that kind of PD, What's genre of men.
[17:11] That's why you choose your friends.
[17:12] Like I cannot speak of any of my guy that would do you get what
[17:15] I'm saying, but that she's disgusting, man.
[17:18] Like no, it's very annoying. I get it.
[17:20] I don't think that you should somebody should be losing their
[17:22] friendship privileges because you got to you found love.
[17:24] I agree. What's?
[17:25] Me, I will even think all this movie just suck.
[17:27] It would make me change my mind. No no, I am the Grinch of love.
[17:31] Thank you. That's why I'm wearing dishes.
[17:33] Like I said, I'm a walking contradiction on this episode.
[17:36] Well, yeah, I said I have another before because my, oh,
[17:39] my before the week is my second. Before the week is for those
[17:42] guys that are in relationships, like you have a girlfriend and
[17:46] his girlfriend loves you. And then February 14th is
[17:48] coming, a day that is known for love.
[17:51] Everybody knows that this is a day that you're supposed to show
[17:53] your significant other that you love the person.
[17:55] And then you come and you say, oh, Valentine's Day is just like
[17:59] any other day now. I I show you love every day.
[18:02] I I show you love every day. Why do I have to?
[18:04] Make this day a big deal. You guys are so corny.
[18:08] You can show love in every way brother.
[18:10] Come on, G. Like even if you are like single
[18:13] and you're saying things like that, I can hear that.
[18:15] But like you have an actual beam.
[18:17] I'm speaking to the guys. I'm not speaking to everybody,
[18:19] just guys. Like why do you have a
[18:21] girlfriend? Sometimes I see beeps if you
[18:23] hear your significant Bibo guy, if you're in front of us all
[18:26] that say something like that he's grown so.
[18:30] Some people, it's not grounds, some people will find a way to
[18:33] justify it and understand the logic.
[18:35] Understanding. I have one guy that is the
[18:38] current situation dilemma. Yeah, you have like 5 beams that
[18:43] you you have like. 5 beams that he's dating concurrently.
[18:52] The guy used to ask all of them about all of them now.
[18:55] Girlfriend. Boy for five.
[18:56] Of them. The guy for since last year
[18:59] December he has been see guy February 14.
[19:01] That is when you met him me he has been since March 24.
[19:08] You have been saying I want to change my life.
[19:10] I want to change my life. I want to change my life.
[19:12] Nothing Your life still did the same.
[19:14] Today is what, February 11th? Abby his his life is the same.
[19:18] And you know the crazy thing? He's going to tell those five
[19:21] babes that, oh, I love you guys in regardless of the day.
[19:24] Like why do we need to do anything just because he's
[19:26] running away from responsibility of figuring out how to take 5
[19:30] bills house on one day. I knew people the five bills,
[19:33] you know, go chop this open chopper because all of these are
[19:35] foolish. We need to call this.
[19:39] I feel like there are some situations that as a baby you
[19:42] find yourself. Nick, I will tell you something.
[19:44] Are you believe are you believe you're young?
[19:46] Like is that one or two things are true?
[19:49] You do actually, I just, yeah, I do your own, one of your you get
[19:52] all of yourself. How can a man tell you, bro?
[19:57] That's what that's what I mean. I personally believe that as a
[19:59] as a babe, there's a kind of fear, like your man should be
[20:03] scared of you to some extent because I won't come down and
[20:07] say, oh, Valentine's Day. I'm do you get like that's what
[20:10] kind of thing that your man should be scared to tell you
[20:13] should be like, I wanted to be this thing.
[20:15] If he can tell you that thing and he gets to do with it, my
[20:17] sister, my sister married that person.
[20:22] Where do we have, where do we have allowed to sell that type
[20:24] of person? Yeah.
[20:32] Now I'm telling you that like this piece is a big issue and if
[20:35] you can relate to this if you have either been a mothers told
[20:39] you gave this or a pave that has been told this by man, please
[20:42] kindly let us know in the comments if you can relate to
[20:44] because. But kind of they been affirmed
[20:47] most of our formation. They've been very pain, they've
[20:49] been, they've been loved, they've been loved bombed, bro.
[20:54] Because there's no reason. There's no reason to how you are
[20:57] accepting that kind of disrespect.
[20:58] In your life, no. No, no guy, Valentine's Day,
[21:02] Valentine's Day like bro even ties back to all those guys or
[21:06] Bibbs to do. Let's not even remove bibbs from
[21:08] this equation that like from January, mid January, they
[21:12] started planning on how do we start fight fight two weeks
[21:15] before Valentine's Day so they can dodge the Valentine's the
[21:20] Valentine's Day fever. I'm going to spend it with
[21:23] other. Do you know what I mean?
[21:24] Like bro, there's no like what are you doing?
[21:27] Hey, what is the happen for this train to Toronto, Lagos, New
[21:31] York, London, Texas, New York, if there's any of these places?
[21:38] You go outbreak, you find love and your mind is telling you oh
[21:43] I love you every day bro why do I have to show you extra love
[21:46] CD? Right now there's only one place
[21:47] to find out if you ask me. Well, you but.
[21:50] You negua now, but I also have you see.
[22:00] No, no, I don't mention that place in case you forgot.
[22:04] Very nice cop out. No one that I didn't know.
[22:07] My biggest fear in this life is that all those guys, all those
[22:10] Mr. Beasts guys, I used to ask people to give their money on
[22:13] the street and he would tell me to stay state and capital.
[22:16] And you know, from begins with I feel this.
[22:19] That's right. Actually, I don't know.
[22:22] I'm like, oh wait, sit on capital.
[22:24] Yeah, I don't know why you like aquariable move your bachi.
[22:29] An ambra or car Bauchi Bauchi but also a BIOS are in a gua
[22:36] hey. You know, pass B, you know pass
[22:42] B, that is that is bad. But yeah, I mean, like going
[22:45] back to the original thing before the week me.
[22:47] I believe that as a guy, irregardless of how you feel
[22:50] about some things that have to do, like relationships, I feel
[22:54] like it is still your duty as a guy just to do for your girl.
[22:56] Like for example, me when it comes to flowers, I'll be
[22:59] honest, I don't get the, I don't get the hype of flowers.
[23:02] Like personally, like I don't want people sending it to me.
[23:05] Like it's nice if you give me flowers, but at the end of the
[23:08] day, I don't never collect. No, no, no, no.
[23:11] Why did they give her a flower afterlife?
[23:13] She said. Thank you very much.
[23:14] Yeah, no, I was just showing my gratitude, but after that, like,
[23:17] why am I supposed to keep it? I don't like, I'm not saying
[23:19] like the big deal is obviously just the receiving part.
[23:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I don't care if I don't get
[23:25] flowers. I, I don't see the reason to
[23:28] give anybody flowers, but if wait.
[23:30] But if I am in a relationship and I'm talking to somebody, I
[23:34] know that that is a sign of showing that I care about you
[23:36] and I love you. So I will do it.
[23:38] I don't need to make sense in my head.
[23:39] I'm just doing it out of the understanding of this is what my
[23:44] girl likes. Actually, when she's vocal, like
[23:46] some people are very vocal, like, oh, I like receiving
[23:49] flowers. You will not say, oh, I don't
[23:51] understand. What is the flowers bro?
[23:54] Like it does not really have to make logical sense to you as
[23:57] long as it makes the other person happy and you care about
[23:59] their happiness. That's the only logic you need
[24:01] to get. You get it does not contradict
[24:03] you morally, mentally, financially, then I don't need
[24:07] it. I just play like what's this
[24:09] guy? How much is Flower just said it
[24:11] to her said that a nice bookie like go let up this Valentine's.
[24:14] Let's say you go do this episode shirtless, this shirt and what's
[24:19] your sister? What's coming out of you?
[24:21] Is that what you said I've robbed off?
[24:36] No, no, no, no. I'm just, you know, I don't.
[24:38] Want. Yeah.
[24:41] You know, Well, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm guessing my age
[24:44] this year, so I'll start making the.
[24:45] Arrangements 26. And yeah, same number.
[24:48] I'll start making arrangements. Lagos you guys are going to
[24:51] receive invitation for my wedding.
[24:53] Soon, very, very soon. But yeah, it's going to be a
[24:55] crazy. Let me give you, Let me give you
[24:57] a fact that I saw. Did you know that the NRF in
[24:59] America projected record US Valentine's Day spending in 2025
[25:04] at $27.5 billion using categories like candy, flowers,
[25:10] cards like out nights like going out in the evening and jewelry
[25:14] here, $27.5 billion in 1075. When you're on industry.
[25:19] When they do podcast well study plant flower every year.
[25:29] There's one year next year we need to start.
[25:32] Maybe we should be doing. Open Farm.
[25:34] We start the plant rules. Plant rules.
[25:39] Salt flower. We did the other one because
[25:41] lilies, no lilies. Tulips, bread, baby breads.
[25:46] This is how. You know the flower.
[25:49] I give my ladies flowers, I know it.
[25:53] Well, yeah, man, please, you guys, this is Valentine's Day.
[25:55] Please show your partner's love or your situation, even your
[25:57] situation ship like no, I mean that situation ship thing.
[26:03] I feel it needs to die in 2025 like that's.
[26:08] Tag I feel KP it's Valentine's episode.
[26:11] Can we speak on it? We're losing the concept of
[26:13] love. And as it should be.
[26:16] As it should be. There should be nothing other
[26:18] than relation. Then why is there a
[26:21] situationship type of what is? Why is there situationship?
[26:26] Kind of. I'm not saying I've not done it
[26:27] before because I'm a hypocrite. I do it.
[26:30] I've done it. I mean, but why?
[26:33] Like that's what's the color of my trouser black.
[26:37] What is the color of your cup black, Your glasses black?
[26:41] As long as we are black situation should we exist till
[26:44] we die? That situation, it is now a
[26:47] blood. As a Nigerian guy, what do you
[26:50] mean? I mean, anyway, that is my mom.
[26:52] That is not my mom, but it's my man.
[26:54] That is not like what my man is your man, is your man, is your
[26:58] man. And then they ask you, oh, are
[26:59] you guys together? You guys will be talking around
[27:01] you. Say you answer that.
[27:02] I want to say you answer. You answer you answer.
[27:04] Like bro, you know my best situation situations with in
[27:08] public is when like two people that have been like doing WW try
[27:11] the home, not asking that and then.
[27:17] Everybody that knows that that we asked, they say you answer
[27:25] him. You guys say no.
[27:27] What this first? He said no, you answer him.
[27:31] Can't. OK, sorry.
[27:32] Tell him. You should say yes.
[27:38] Because you oblivious, the next morning they'll come.
[27:40] Because why didn't you tell him? He said, Oh, I was drunk.
[27:45] He said he was the alcohol. I didn't.
[27:47] I didn't even remember. No, you have a good memory.
[27:50] Wow, I don't have. A good memory wow you.
[27:51] Will not even believe that. I don't even remember.
[27:54] I can't. Bro, I can't really.
[27:56] Wow, last night was a blowhole. No, man guy guy is not to.
[28:03] Lie once you see a man, you know that my friend.
[28:07] Once he puts a man and he say wants to do VA, he's about to
[28:11] lie like never before. I just I should tell you.
[28:15] I just I should tell. You that that there was no need
[28:18] for me to to really pick up your call because I I just you
[28:21] floored my thoughts. Why?
[28:22] What do you? Do with people I know the funny
[28:26] part, the big idiot chopper, chopper.
[28:30] Nah man, I'm telling you that this past year between love is
[28:33] wicked, war I love is wicked. So the kind of experiences I've
[28:36] had in regards to people cheating, both male and female,
[28:41] see it better make you just this single.
[28:46] When we're telling them that episode, there is no love in
[28:49] Toronto especially. When?
[28:52] Like you are the, you are the other guy guy.
[28:56] It will change your perspective or relationship.
[28:59] That's what I'm saying. Like if you bet, if you've ever
[29:01] been the other guy because your mind is constantly on it, I
[29:04] don't want to be that guy. So you'll be doing everything to
[29:07] avoid it. God.
[29:10] I don't want, I don't want to. I don't want to speak too much
[29:12] about it may be me, maybe somebody else, but there have
[29:15] been times where in the acts of doing some things, the boyfriend
[29:20] we called the babe and the babe will tell the person to pause.
[29:24] Mistook I did not say anything. Person would say, oh, I pick up
[29:29] the call and hey baby. Oh, it goes sound like a normal
[29:33] phone. What are you doing?
[29:34] Oh, just chilling, watching Netflix, you know, and then hang
[29:39] up and they will continue and they will continue our guy
[29:42] Tuesday afternoon. But well, we started on a love
[29:45] notes skipping. Let's not.
[29:47] There's no trauma. There's no trauma is that are
[29:50] you speaking to me? God forbid I reject it for you.
[29:55] God forbid. Everything was awful a couple of
[29:58] days ago. So I was in the car with one of
[30:00] my Christian guy friends. Yeah, we did chew everybody. the
[30:05] IT was me, him and one of our other guys.
[30:07] We're just like, I reckon we were going to.
[30:09] We were just in the car for a long time.
[30:10] It was traffic, so we started talking about another couple
[30:13] that we know that is in the person's church.
[30:16] Like very like the person that we're talking about the pastor
[30:20] and pastor misses type of relationship.
[30:23] So the person that was in the car that was normally was not
[30:25] saying that. Do you think that they do sexual
[30:28] activity? Yeah, I.
[30:30] Divided that Christine, let's go.
[30:32] You know you know me and we like talk about Christian.
[30:34] I don't carry any contracts. Now you get 1 one couple when I
[30:39] joined a particular church in this Windsor, They lived
[30:42] together. We before we before the church
[30:46] found its its new home. Did they use the person house
[30:51] They built the couple's house as the church They are living
[30:55] together. No, they never married that time
[30:58] only under they just the pastor. They pray.
[31:01] Let's talk about the. Fully.
[31:03] You know what? First and foremost.
[31:05] Let me finish because every two types because we go vex now.
[31:09] So so the guy was saying that Oh no, they don't do anything.
[31:13] And then my guy was like guy died.
[31:15] See that because the baby is very bad.
[31:18] So he was like guy. There's no way there's no way
[31:19] that they don't do anything. Me.
[31:21] I was just there like bro, like I don't know me, but I was just
[31:23] like I tell you my Christian guy that bro, I don't understand
[31:27] this whole idea that Christians that do every other scene, they
[31:32] commit every other scene. But when it comes to do not
[31:35] fornicate that is one that they will carry on their head and put
[31:37] on their breastplate and say I'm not doing this one.
[31:39] But then they lie, then they cheat.
[31:41] They do all but all the scenes for that one.
[31:45] Why, why, why do you guys take that one so serious?
[31:47] And it was like, oh, they sin against all this Prince, sin
[31:50] against yourself. He was doing you went by rule.
[31:53] Do you know malarity billions. That was he said that sin is not
[31:58] sin. He said sin is not sin.
[32:00] So we're causing the conversation.
[32:02] He now came clean and said that oh, he's a virgin.
[32:04] I was like, oh, that is nice. So happy for you.
[32:07] But I know this guy. I'm like guy you didn't see just
[32:10] because you know the you didn't see bro, just you might as well
[32:14] just for you believe what he said, what he says.
[32:17] Let me know like I used to pray to God the rapture should not go
[32:22] before I now cook but rapture come and she didn't lie like I
[32:32] can't believe that in his brain like he he wants it so bad that
[32:36] he's just I pray to God that please let me marry me so I
[32:39] can't do this thing. Then they play these two couple
[32:42] they stay they are living in the same house.
[32:44] They do ask for their house before after like 2 years later
[32:48] they got out proposed. So like those two of them were
[32:49] living together inside the same house every day.
[32:54] I mean, some of them. So I feel like some of them,
[32:56] some of them actually practice abstinence.
[32:59] They don't inside the same house.
[33:00] I believe some of them, some of them do, some some do, but not
[33:05] that majority flee from every temptation.
[33:08] Maybe they stayed in different rooms.
[33:10] They have different, What would they have different?
[33:11] Is that even the same? House not only one room, yes.
[33:16] This one was the one bedroom. Maybe the guys sleep on the
[33:20] couch, maybe no, there are some like there are some 14 years.
[33:25] There are some couples relation and church guys that actually
[33:28] take that insurance, but all of them are not the same.
[33:31] I know more that are fully that is very easy to come out open
[33:35] and say oh I do these things. But in the behind the scenes,
[33:38] you know only you are good. Nobody like you do.
[33:40] People must talk about this. Church fully this might want to
[33:45] this our our guy. You know him now this guy has
[33:48] lived many lives with bro. He went to a particular church.
[33:52] I'm not going to mention the name of the church because we
[33:54] don't do that here, but the pastor, Bob Galas, he went to
[33:58] the church in hopes of retrieving somebodies.
[34:04] That was his MO. That was his.
[34:05] Issue he went that that was that he went there with your own guys
[34:08] speak on that too. He got bro guys the you actually
[34:11] the whistles for Christ. He said that would know the
[34:13] whistle. There's some guys, they just
[34:19] they were starch. You think they don't know?
[34:22] They they. Spread their best.
[34:24] Perfume so brother couldn't they don't seem like brother or
[34:27] sister or they will go they when they go to joy, they will make
[34:29] sure you take picture or post on this.
[34:34] You went there. You met this ocean lady and like
[34:41] you know the exchange contacts, it got what you needed to get
[34:44] and he continued talking to her. So he apparently down the line
[34:46] he found out that she was engaged, but something led to
[34:51] something. They had sex even this ocean
[34:54] that was engaged, yes to real that was engaged engaged.
[34:59] Let it not leave your head. Obviously after the sex has
[35:03] happened, normal people would say, oh, are you go your way, go
[35:07] and meet you or we're going to marry me.
[35:09] I go my way. Maybe it's not escalate from
[35:11] you, bro. This babe kept on pestering this
[35:15] guy, pestered him, pestered him to the point I had to block her
[35:18] everywhere. Upon blocking, she started, you
[35:20] know, creating all these text me numbers, calling him on
[35:23] different numbers, texting him on different numbers, telling
[35:26] him some some some tech. I think we need to show you
[35:29] because our this year we're going to be very brutal with our
[35:31] gist. We're going to be showing
[35:33] receipts every day. Every day is good deal.
[35:35] We'll be touch. Oh, so we're sending him texts.
[35:38] Some texts will be insults. Some texts will be emotional
[35:42] begging sometimes to be courses. Basically just, you know,
[35:45] hounding this guy, hounding him to if you don't answer
[35:49] obviously, but like, I don't understand how the level or the
[35:52] excess of people can go with this life.
[35:55] Suicide bombers, this one past suicide bombing this one.
[35:59] Hey Al Jazeera, let's carry this one.
[36:01] This person went as far as going on an STD reporting websites
[36:08] course. So if you let's say you go
[36:10] forbid somebody catches HIV now and you don't want to, you want
[36:13] to save yourself that stigma or shame of going to go and tell
[36:17] the person your sexual partners, you can go there and include
[36:20] their numbers and the website automatically sends the message
[36:25] for you that one of your sexual partners have been HIV.
[36:28] Please test yourself. This girl went there and put
[36:30] this my guy's number. So imagine two 2:00 PM on a
[36:33] Monday morning, you're at work minding your business.
[36:36] You just get texts. One of the bro everyone go first
[36:41] do it. You go bro, you go to bro.
[36:44] What the hell? Bro, my guy say a day meeting
[36:47] they call now I'm not going to call his name.
[36:50] So for this episode, this one, oh Shuko, Shuko, what do you
[36:58] have to say? Say sorry, please, please, my
[37:00] mommy just died. I need to go out of please.
[37:03] I need to run out of this meeting.
[37:06] Bro. You guys say did three tests
[37:08] that even went as far as was going to the as he was headed
[37:11] from his office to the to the hospital kidney he was hoarding
[37:16] HIV self test kids. I wanna quadruple This woman is
[37:23] engaged for God's sake, and she's a Walker in the House of
[37:27] God. First of all, first of all, I
[37:39] feel like this one is not everyone who feels blue.
[37:42] If it was me, I will lose vision and I will fade high and it's
[37:45] not blue. If I get that if I get.
[37:48] That tape just cook up after this episode.
[37:50] No we will run prank. Just the runner for *** Our
[37:54] enemies. I swear you don't give me an
[37:57] idea. Bro after bro, that's February
[38:00] 16. If you are a hater like us,
[38:03] that's an idea. Idea hey guy she didn't want to
[38:11] see feelings of like this guy. I wonder why she was bugging
[38:14] Some people are crazy. Some people have stupid
[38:15] attachment issues. Yeah, some people don't have to
[38:17] they don't know how to like let go.
[38:18] But like my point of this piece that this lady is engaged and
[38:21] like, you know, she's in church. So the guy the guy that she's
[38:26] engaged with all of this was happening.
[38:27] I did not know how will he know she's a who wanted love.
[38:30] Maybe it's like is it a church guy too?
[38:32] Clearly, you should be. Hey, Blood of Jesus.
[38:36] It's crazy. I'm pleased.
[38:37] As I'm talking production, please upload the receipts.
[38:40] Let them see so that they can follow along.
[38:43] Audio, audio distance. You can come to you.
[38:45] It's come to YouTube. I mean, I know that you will
[38:47] just come and see it because we know that you know what's gonna
[38:49] happen. We need to put a padlock on our
[38:52] episodes that if you're not a subscriber, you cannot watch.
[38:56] Not many people will watch that last love this weekend.
[38:58] No subscribe, No subscribe and the road to five Q What's the
[39:01] road to 5K last last last time we yeah, road to 5K.
[39:05] Please kindly subscribe. But yeah, man, she she is crazy.
[39:09] Even like this India dummy thing.
[39:11] I know it happened a couple of weeks back but like I don't
[39:14] know. There are some relationships
[39:15] that are in the end. It makes me feel like the actual
[39:18] Grinch that I always said, like I joke in this year me and my
[39:21] point, I didn't like the whole social media outrage because no,
[39:24] I've not been online, you know, recently.
[39:27] I don't understand what is happening.
[39:29] Like why do people hate Danny specifically?
[39:31] You cheated on him. Now, no.
[39:33] Why do people hate? Because they are supporting her.
[39:34] They are saying India, my college.
[39:36] Like do you do you understand Like me, I put myself in that
[39:38] guy's shoes and I hated myself. I mean, you know, that's like
[39:43] when it comes to like relationship dynamics.
[39:46] Or even just celebrities in general.
[39:48] Just pray that people like you because when we don't like you
[39:52] and even if battles you'll find a way to justify their hatred
[39:55] and it's not his at that point because you'll find a way to
[39:58] justify. It's like I said, dummy was a OK
[40:02] I'll give you context. When did torturing thing happen?
[40:04] Some videos came out. Of him talking about India and
[40:09] some of those things are source things I'm not even gonna there
[40:12] was this interview where he was there it was a radio interview
[40:15] with her yeah and he was talking about like how he doesn't need
[40:20] to propose to her Maria before like babies come like he was
[40:24] talking about how maternal she had that should be make a great
[40:27] mother and he jokingly said that will because she's she's
[40:29] Jamaican that is their culture to poor babies before marriage
[40:34] on air on air he said that people get the.
[40:36] Fuck out he. Said this.
[40:38] I didn't know this other video where like they were at home, I
[40:40] think he posted it on Snapchat and she was cleaning the house,
[40:44] she was doing dishes and he was singing a song like Oh my human
[40:47] dishwasher. Also my human dishwasher.
[40:51] Really funny part about this kind of thing is that like, This
[40:54] is why I hate public relationships so much.
[40:56] I hate it with every fiber of my being because like this pee can
[41:00] be and the way they joke or the everybody has their form of
[41:06] inside joke. Even we we do the Internet sees
[41:09] that kind of thing now is oh, those India worshippers.
[41:13] I don't know how to move on after a show because now what I
[41:16] mean everybody we know. I mean, I love was that show
[41:19] ends that the end my life. That is the end for some people.
[41:23] They follow these couples to oh, India forever.
[41:26] I start free India like bro how you could.
[41:29] Live your own life. I'm from another person like bro
[41:31] like are you OK? My next relationship is only me
[41:34] and the people that will know about this you, you will not
[41:36] know even you you will not only me and the people will know that
[41:42] I propose that I cannot start telling people because guy
[41:44] probably like last time I was in a public relationship.
[41:48] So for the longest, yeah we were not public.
[41:50] The only people that I knew, obviously when you go out to the
[41:53] people that you are with, even if you are not out right about
[41:56] this, like people who have like a sense, but there was no proof.
[41:59] Like nobody could say me and this babe, I like it was just
[42:02] all those speculation. So you know what I say, You know
[42:05] what, let me give this as this bears belly gifts.
[42:07] You know, one of the things I'm going to do for a belly period
[42:10] is a mouse to the wall. The world, my love.
[42:15] For you say you don't tell me before you drunk guy.
[42:19] Man, he's been broke up the week after.
[42:22] He broke up the week after. After that I say yeah, because
[42:26] for like a year. You know, so you don't focus.
[42:29] Because before that picture, there was no proof way to get
[42:33] that. So now it's worse because it's
[42:34] like, I could still very much be retired.
[42:36] Yeah. And I said no, we broke up.
[42:38] They're like, I don't believe you for that.
[42:40] Yeah, you just posted our last week.
[42:44] This was even myself. I don't go that my 1:00 because
[42:48] I've been only one relationship that my one relationship in uni.
[42:51] I deposed the babe 82 * a week. God should be my one of I was
[42:58] one of those fools that engaged. You know that I was my my
[43:02] interest was piqued. So I, I, I engaged in that
[43:06] foolish strand of of uploading my relationship status on, on,
[43:12] on on my Twitter, on my Twitter header.
[43:15] OK, I'm just, I'm reporting myself out now.
[43:19] Guy that is crazy When when we broke up.
[43:23] Oh, oh guy. Nothing when I know you.
[43:27] Oh, you're not posting that again?
[43:31] Oh, you change your header? Oh, what?
[43:35] Why are you posting on? Let me see, Mount?
[43:37] Oh, it's only football these days.
[43:42] OK, I think something is happening.
[43:44] You want to talk? Are you mad?
[43:46] I will cook your heads and this was me being normal 400 level
[43:50] 500. You get like just posting your
[43:53] relationship. Just I don't know you guys in
[43:55] the comments. You guys might have contrary
[43:57] opinions. So babes are actually on some
[44:00] post that *** today, because when you post you when you
[44:04] posting, that's when you order base.
[44:05] Can I message you and say, oh, you get coming to them as a
[44:08] woman? I heard that kind of address you
[44:11] people that do that you people are shameless by devils.
[44:14] All these what are you standing to give?
[44:16] You know, let. Me sound like you know, you're
[44:22] not looking at it from their perspective.
[44:26] They are gay, they are gay. They can save them.
[44:28] So I beg which one is that? I've come to you as a woman and
[44:30] that's what they believe for me. I personally believe posting or
[44:33] I think you should be share the same view on this one.
[44:35] Posting your relationship just invites outside eyes and like,
[44:39] you know, bro, I don't. I hate that shit, especially
[44:42] when you don't go to a show like Love Island and like everybody
[44:45] is now you now live as a couple and everybody is now like, oh,
[44:48] you see people see, oh, I give, I give Taylor and Clark six
[44:53] months. I give Alandra and Nick two
[44:56] years. They all do not last outside
[44:58] that, my bro. Like why are you so invested?
[45:01] Like what is the show? Because people also like live
[45:03] through them now, like curiously, they live through
[45:06] them. Like Oh my love life will be
[45:08] shit but these people I can root.
[45:10] For yeah, I would. I would just push for them to
[45:13] marry so that I can get a little bit of pleasure in the romance
[45:17] side of that. I can see, I can see how I was
[45:18] there when I started. They can, you know, they can get
[45:22] some satisfaction for me. I also because I feel like a lot
[45:25] of people assign our generation because of that the vast rate of
[45:30] how people are getting coughed and getting married.
[45:33] A lot of people are feeling a lot of pressure to be in
[45:36] relationships or to have a certain type of dynamic like in
[45:40] their life. And it starts with Valentine's
[45:42] Day at the beginning of the year.
[45:43] That some people that for the first like last two weeks of
[45:47] January do accommodate a guy or a, a guy who bring a baby into
[45:53] their life, just not necessarily like them or anything.
[45:56] Just so that on Valentine's Day they can post flower or post
[45:59] that they went out on Ed, Just post that.
[46:02] Oh, I'm getting some. I'm doing something on
[46:04] Valentine's. Day can we argue?
[46:06] Let's speak today. Say speak on it Daddy, I reject.
[46:12] We can argue and see. Valentine's Day is now
[46:17] performative is now Valentine's Day.
[46:21] Gestures are not performative or like mad anything.
[46:23] Most is romance nowadays. Most is Everybody is very
[46:27] performative. Like some girls know them.
[46:29] Some girls don't even like flowers, they eat flowers.
[46:32] Some girls would do with just your gifts or not not your gift,
[46:37] like just your presence or they just want a meal or they want
[46:40] something simple. They have friends or things that
[46:43] you see online. Like I said in the beginning of
[46:44] this episode, what you are, what you consume.
[46:46] Do you understand all these things they consume from all
[46:48] these? I don't want to call their names
[46:51] again this year, future people or whatever like is shaping is
[46:57] frying their brain some way or another like they don't like
[46:59] they don't like all these fancy Gucci on the bed or somewhere
[47:02] you go balloon, go fool everywhere.
[47:03] They don't like they don't like all those shits, but they feel
[47:07] that like if they don't do it, they will feel that they are
[47:10] they are less. They feel less of you that bro.
[47:13] It doesn't that just be you like even some some men.
[47:18] You know that Oh, this is what is in your power, but you want
[47:21] to just show because. He's comparative.
[47:25] He's not performative. He's losing.
[47:26] It's. Yeah.
[47:27] I feel like it's not almost even his credibility, like he's not
[47:30] really good. Yeah.
[47:31] What's otherwise like gestures to show that you actually care?
[47:35] Yeah. It's more like who can package
[47:37] something the best? Seems like for a lot of guys.
[47:39] I think for the guys one, that one is even like practicing for
[47:42] the babes. I can hear.
[47:43] It's because at the end of the day, like I mean, if any guys
[47:46] offering to take you out to like a five star restaurant, it's
[47:49] like, I mean billed by guest. I would not also say no, like
[47:53] even if I don't like you, I've been fruitful.
[47:55] I get it. But the guys, I think that that
[47:57] book guy, there's nothing but let's not even leave the girls
[47:59] because I I know this one is not somebody who told me or I had.
[48:03] I know 2 girls that like have bought flowers for themselves,
[48:08] gifts for themselves, decorated rooms for themselves just to
[48:12] post just to show that oh Miss FI did game.
[48:16] Do you understand me say if I'm online like I'm being so dead
[48:21] ass. This one is not all they told
[48:22] me. I know them personally like as
[48:26] per they order the flower order for themselves.
[48:28] Thank you baby. No they're not they're not.
[48:31] They will not say thank you baby.
[48:32] They just do it as aesthetic as per oh see you that kind when I
[48:35] was the fork. Random no context pictures.
[48:45] Like OK. Like there's one thing on my
[48:51] social media, I feel like she does that thing, but I don't
[48:57] have proof about my spirit tells me that she does that, that she
[49:00] buys flowers for herself and then she posts to make us think
[49:04] that it is someone. I got it for her.
[49:06] But my heart of heart, my true heart, I believe that she's.
[49:10] I won't even lie if you. Have hindsight if you have, if
[49:14] you know, if somebody reach out, you can know when they're doing
[49:17] that. You can tell that like bro,
[49:20] nobody goes to this shit man, you got this thing for yourself.
[49:27] They carry empty box of Gucci and with return box they are
[49:31] reached for. They go buy them from where am
[49:38] I? Where did they buy all those
[49:39] little box Mandelas? Then we go there Facebook
[49:45] marketplace. I broke I'm arranged and snap
[49:49] picture because they just want to look up like they want to
[49:52] say, Oh, me safe. I do you understand?
[49:54] I don't know what I give you, some perform of ego if it's
[49:56] something. Kind of like if I was a big man
[49:58] that my my big friend. These are those businesses of
[50:02] selling money, bouquet or balloons.
[50:05] I will just support to support to support my friend.
[50:08] I will buy, just address it to me and I go post our votes.
[50:12] OK. P that's all.
[50:15] Thank you. That's why the price of
[50:17] Valentine is that price is that price.
[50:19] Let me repeat the pricing the money again, 27.5 billion
[50:23] dollars, 25 flower change your battery changes Saturday should
[50:29] come and I hear that an agency is partaking or sort.
[50:37] Of atrocity of buying flower for themselves.
[50:40] See you guys, this is just like it's not.
[50:44] Take it or leave it. It is very much OK to spend
[50:47] Valentine's Day like there is nothing wrong.
[50:50] See everything my own Valentine's Day plan.
[50:52] I do recruit, my boys are my big friends.
[50:55] There's a party happening in Toronto called Afro and B by
[50:58] Moncles of Toronto, Uncle NIA and Uncle Dibo.
[51:00] Uncle Dibo, let's give them some nice promo.
[51:03] It's happening on February 14th. Me, I'm recruiting my boys.
[51:06] Maybe carry our plus ones. Do with that information what
[51:09] you need. Really.
[51:10] They go Afro and B, but look at it, that one, no, they're good.
[51:14] They play everybody, whatever food at the end of the night if
[51:27] I go. When I sleep, I'm happy.
[51:30] If you want to stay in your house, sleep.
[51:33] I just feel like there's just this pressure, stupid pressure
[51:36] on hunger for companionship. I know everybody will get
[51:39] married and don't, don't. What's it that what our G
[51:43] citizens that want to get married?
[51:45] No, no, we get married. Yes, but not everybody will.
[51:47] That's just the reality of life, no?
[51:50] Not everybody could make. I don't hear that one with you.
[51:52] Anybody that we won't marry. I pray for.
[51:54] I pray that you marry, but the reality is that I know everybody
[51:56] will marry. We'll go.
[51:58] I know everybody could make calm.
[51:59] I have a confession and I like the fact that you said this
[52:02] because a couple of weeks ago I was actually thinking, I was
[52:04] like, obviously I've been saying this, so I want to get married
[52:06] this year, but the tradition I'm going.
[52:10] Because the way my life will be, marriage go out your proxy.
[52:18] Where you are really matters. Like I know that my wife is not
[52:23] in this Canada. I know he's in my heart of what
[52:25] I know. He's waiting for December.
[52:28] My wife is also not illegal. My wife is in London, real life
[52:33] is in London. See, I'm I will, I will conquer
[52:35] and be honest with you people, I believe.
[52:37] Wait, wait, let me ask you a question.
[52:38] What do you think is the most attractive language in the world
[52:41] or accents? So I'm being done right by I
[52:49] don't want to put looks inside, but when being done right.
[52:53] Is like is British British Yeah let me give you a a part BIKP
[52:58] believe that the best accents in the world in a British babe that
[53:02] grew up in in London but has strong ties to Nigeria that she
[53:06] can't speak Yoruba so she has Yoruba and.
[53:09] British pinkle it. You know what I'm thinking, that
[53:17] we, we know God. She didn't sprinkle you, just
[53:22] mixing it. See, if I go to London, I have
[53:28] money. Let's have most money.
[53:30] Yeah, I go to those are the kind of games those those kind of
[53:33] change. They can change your life, baby.
[53:37] Show all right. Told myself I told the boys to
[53:40] go in there. You say anything you want,
[53:48] darling. But yeah, man, like bro, I I
[53:51] feel like that is the best accent.
[53:52] It's like I love hearing actually guy when you FaceTime
[53:56] woman, it's just like just be speaking me.
[53:59] I just want to hear you man. Like you will not be saying, oh
[54:02] so today I had in your butt, but hey.
[54:07] This guy my life take my ring, I don't want anything.
[54:17] That's what makes me know that that guy I cannot marry someone
[54:20] that is not my face, because guy no, you have to be a Nigerian
[54:24] guy some way some my wife is a British Yoruba speaking beef.
[54:28] This you heard it here first, bro Guy that is so attractive
[54:33] man like I. Even know her name.
[54:37] To Dianzu, you boss. My brain, you boss.
[54:40] Actually, I'm talking about fuck, I can't lie.
[54:42] Anyway you guys should tell us like your best accents.
[54:45] It could be niche anything, just anything like for example my
[54:48] Yoruba speaking British beam that is my own who's all said
[54:52] agreed with it. So you'll be needs, for example
[54:58] for my European Italy as you call them, I can't do anything
[55:02] for them. There is nothing.
[55:03] There's no Martin. I will not climb for them.
[55:05] It takes me to my next question. What people?
[55:07] Let's come to Toronto. For question for you people,
[55:11] let's come to Toronto. Are you giving a free boot at
[55:13] Afro at 2 directly? You say free boots.
[55:16] No wait, make a note, say anything for they will show me
[55:19] video. They will show me video.
[55:21] This is what you said it is. If you come to Toronto this
[55:26] summer so directly, just DM me, we'll sort you out my worry.
[55:30] Anything for you. Oh baby, but but I was.
[55:35] Going to ask you a question like what is the craziest thing
[55:37] you've ever done for law or for like in a relationship or what's
[55:40] all that you care about? Carla, when we said that we're
[55:43] doing this episode, I kind of prepare for this kind of thing.
[55:45] I prefer this question. Why?
[55:47] So I didn't know the answer. Am I that obvious?
[55:49] Am I that I'm not? I'm not proud of it, but I have
[55:52] paid school fees. I hope you mean like primary
[55:56] school. School is for like your Junior
[55:58] School. Am I native?
[56:03] What am I looking for? The Are you OK?
[56:06] That is your worst joke, man. I mean, it's a good way.
[56:09] I mean, don't do that. No, no, I mean like, maybe like
[56:13] your cousin, you know, your new school fees for somebody.
[56:16] I was talking to secondary school, school fees, university.
[56:22] Nigerian school. Not Nigerian.
[56:24] I know. I was still in school.
[56:26] I was in Covenant. So I didn't wait.
[56:28] Wait. You were a student?
[56:29] As a student? Yeah.
[56:31] I didn't pay. I completed the school.
[56:33] You have to give us the story next episode.
[56:37] No, No, you have to give us. There's no way.
[56:39] I live in this episode. Even me.
[56:41] I don't want KPI. Don't KPI.
[56:42] Don't feel safe. What's it called?
[56:44] I mean, did I have a toxic space talk?
[56:49] I paid, so she was not going to graduate.
[56:53] If she didn't pay a certain amount of money, she's not going
[56:57] to write. They wanted to go to lateral
[56:58] write exams and her parents could not bring the top.
[57:02] And I, I coughed the top. Oh.
[57:04] How much? How much?
[57:07] Unless how much? Let's save it.
[57:10] I'm not saying the price, it's just that's not working.
[57:13] That's not working. That's what.
[57:17] How much I go out? How much?
[57:21] I just tell you OK now 2K is that what you're saying you pay
[57:25] 2K? No, I didn't pay 2 Ki feel like
[57:26] I feel like 200 plus big money. I really love Asha Carla, you
[57:33] are you. I really love me that kind.
[57:36] As I say, marriage, no D my, no D my.
[57:38] So you're not paying somebody's. You're not paying, but you're
[57:41] completely the person who write the exam now.
[57:48] Who is your daddy? I'm your father.
[57:56] Why you laughing at this? You guys, you guys, you guys.
[58:00] That's not the point. I don't regret the things I do
[58:03] out of love. I don't regret because I go out
[58:13] of love. I did it out of love.
[58:15] You can't shame me or love. I just laugh you.
[58:18] Why are you laughing? At baby, what does she do?
[58:20] You know it's about the. Business.
[58:22] I don't. I don't why?
[58:23] I wish you well. So let's say that she she blows
[58:26] that she just because like super like popular, she's like a big
[58:30] deal. You are going to be the reason
[58:32] why she go there. Because she wrote the exam.
[58:34] Let's say you didn't pay the school fees you're not have
[58:36] written the exam and I love would have changed will not be
[58:39] where she is today. Really.
[58:41] Yeah. So yeah, I really love about me.
[58:44] I can't like me. I'm an actor of service guy and
[58:47] they do this give giving what I always love like languages like
[58:52] it's not physical touch. So physical touch every man I
[58:56] physical touch. No, no, no, no.
[58:58] I'm actually like physical touches.
[59:00] I'm not like the sexual type of physical touch.
[59:03] Like I'm a PDA *** Like if you like PD, I like PD.
[59:06] If I like you, I would go to PD. If I don't like you, see, let me
[59:11] just come clean now. If I don't do PDA with you, I
[59:14] have. Your answer if he only links you
[59:17] at minds. Thank you.
[59:19] So let's just let's just go for dinner.
[59:23] You know they like me some C 12 minutes together.
[59:31] He couldn't thank you for that the only night.
[59:39] So let's just let's just let's go and let's go for I like to
[59:43] throw in the evening for. Me.
[59:50] Yeah, I know they do all those give me.
[59:52] I don't do all those things, but my own acts of service.
[59:55] Like I can go above and beyond for something that I care about.
[59:58] Like I can drive 10 hours to see my B type.
[1:00:02] Of Oh yeah, I can do that. You can do that.
[1:00:04] You, you are a big liar. You are not.
[1:00:07] You are not driving 10 hours. Even now you know they drive one
[1:00:11] hour or 30 minutes. I can do 15 minutes.
[1:00:14] You're not driving. 10 hours to see a beef like you are the one
[1:00:19] driving. No, no I can't travel.
[1:00:20] I can't travel, I'm not I don't know.
[1:00:23] You are not driving 10. Driving 10 hours is different
[1:00:26] when travelling 10 hours. I'm saying you are gassing your
[1:00:28] car while on the road for 10 hours to COB.
[1:00:31] It's not the same thing. My year is different.
[1:00:34] My year is different to your year.
[1:00:37] Yeah man, like I can't do shit that I can.
[1:00:40] The only thing I can know I cannot do for love.
[1:00:42] What is the worst thing you've done for love?
[1:00:44] Worst thing? Like craziest, Yeah.
[1:00:47] Craziest thing you love for love?
[1:00:48] I don't know. Now see my shifts, I know they.
[1:00:51] So how do you know that you can drive 10 hours?
[1:00:53] How did you figure out? OK, there was this one time that
[1:00:56] one builder was in one time she was moving and I drove from
[1:01:00] Winsor. So this roommate, I had to start
[1:01:02] a new job. So now when you start a new job,
[1:01:04] you don't have like vacation time and all of that stuff.
[1:01:07] So I found a way to hack walk. I pretended like, oh, something
[1:01:11] happened. So they gave me like a couple of
[1:01:13] hours off of work but I said that I won't be back to the next
[1:01:16] day And I told my mom that I'm going to my guy's house in
[1:01:20] Winslow. And I entered my car and I drove
[1:01:23] to Toronto to go and pick beef to move to Winslow.
[1:01:27] And I have time over that store and my mom was calling me
[1:01:31] telling me that oh I should buy something from Walmart.
[1:01:35] So I'm coming home because in our head I'm just a couple
[1:01:38] streets away from the house. But I did Toronto 4 hours a week
[1:01:42] and I brought the big room and I hope that.
[1:01:45] Move. That's the world.
[1:01:46] That's the craziest thing I've done.
[1:01:47] You guys still talk. Go punish.
[1:01:50] Do you see? I'm not laughing at you.
[1:01:52] Go to. It's not the same thing.
[1:01:53] It's not the same thing. It's not the same thing.
[1:01:54] It's not the same thing. Because we do things out of
[1:01:56] love. It's not the same thing.
[1:01:57] We are just love. You.
[1:01:59] You will do it again. Me.
[1:02:00] I will never do such a thing. What do you know?
[1:02:02] You will do it again. You will press confess again.
[1:02:04] If you cannot see you. It's no.
[1:02:06] Boy, you can't. No, I don't know, Shar Bob
[1:02:09] Speaking for myself, I cannot see somebody that I I'm
[1:02:12] emotionally attached to so far and I can do something about it
[1:02:15] like the money did not get. Yeah, I can.
[1:02:19] Like you, we have the money. The money is not going to move.
[1:02:23] I know do I know do you cannot see you cannot alleviate
[1:02:27] somebody's problem and you are you are capable like it's not
[1:02:29] it's not like you have to steal to do it.
[1:02:31] Like you can do this thing with. You still know why what's your
[1:02:36] what's your reasoning behind it? Read my shares, read it out for
[1:02:38] the for the audio this weekend. But you drove 8 hours and I said
[1:02:42] I don't go to Army again. It's not 8 hours, right.
[1:02:44] There are many parts of this story I did not add really for,
[1:02:46] for respect of myself, respect on my, on my credibility and my
[1:02:51] and my. Steve, I will not say the other.
[1:02:53] So it's OK. Let me just put like somebody
[1:02:54] you're talking to, somebody that you guys are already like.
[1:02:57] You know that it's already real. You are locked in and like you
[1:03:01] can help them alleviate your problem.
[1:03:03] You will notice. I will find a way that to
[1:03:06] alleviate it in a way that if I'm paying the story on a
[1:03:08] podcast two years later, I will not feel stupid.
[1:03:11] So like, let's say you won't move.
[1:03:13] I will hire movers. Why?
[1:03:15] You know that guy where I said you really they call Mr. Jo?
[1:03:22] Sorry, inside joke. Inside joke.
[1:03:25] Well, yeah, man, I think this brings us to the end of the
[1:03:27] episode. Yeah, it's really nice kicking
[1:03:30] this with you guys. This was episode 25 of the best
[1:03:33] podcast in the world, the second episode of the year.
[1:03:35] You know, if you enjoyed this episode, please kind of leave a
[1:03:37] nice little sexy comments on you before we do that.
[1:03:40] Why did we this episode really got to the end and we did not
[1:03:45] introduce ourselves? Jesus, wait, do we know?
[1:03:50] With my soul, we did how we did. I didn't dance.
[1:03:53] Yeah, we can. We can produce.
[1:03:56] We always know when we don't do it, we can produce.
[1:03:58] No, always. No one would do this because I
[1:04:00] have to do. That how?
[1:04:01] How long? How long do you record for?
[1:04:02] How long was that? How long long?
[1:04:05] Long they say. Long you forget, say they enjoy
[1:04:08] you laugh, you know you don't, you know.
[1:04:10] Sorry guys, I've already said bye bye.
[1:04:15] I've not said hello. Hey guys, my name is KP.
[1:04:18] My name is for the second time in 2026, we are we.
[1:04:24] Go to Aberdeen, like 30 seconds. Are you ready?
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[1:04:58] Yeah, we know. Collect before where you look.
[1:05:00] Collect, they shout. No, this morning.
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[1:05:27] Enjoy the enjoy your Valentine's Day was on Saturday.
[1:05:30] You guys this episode after Saturday, get out of here
[1:05:34] because I don't know what you did for four days.
[1:05:35] I did in this instance, but enjoy enjoy your Valentine's
[1:05:38] Day. Please be safe.
[1:05:39] Whatever you do, use protection, but I'm also like you don't have
[1:05:43] to do anything. Don't put pressure on yourself
[1:05:45] that oh, he stores there. I don't have Ed.
[1:05:46] It's like *** go out by yourself, man, eat stick by
[1:05:50] yourself, man, go to normal. What is that place in Lagos?
[1:05:55] Style and shower please, you know.
[1:05:57] Shower please. No one now it's under the name.
[1:06:00] You guys know what I'm talking about.
[1:06:01] Yeah. You guys want to Asian one go to
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[1:06:05] yourself. Shout out to Justin Bieber.
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[1:06:15] My name is KP. My name is Osama Vader, just for
[1:06:17] you. Ready.
[1:06:18] Hey, we outside. You could not forgive me, you
[1:06:22] know, but in love I can feel the love.
[1:06:24] Oh, he's. Overwhelmed.
[1:06:26] Yes, I he's all around this room.
[1:06:27] I just feel loved. He makes me not be able to speak
[1:06:30] English, yes.

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