# Episode 11: THE 10 SUMMER COMMANDMENTS + KP’S CLOUT CHASING EXPOSED

An episode of [I Get Gist For You](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1784624645), 25 Jun 2025, 43 min.

Audio: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO3734421277.mp3

In this chaotic episode, We start with KP slandering Uzor and the entire DND warriors tribe and Uzor responds with violence, calling KP a clout chaser and revealing just how bad he is at replying to messages 🤣 The boys then debate birthdays, star signs, and KP’s “controversial joke” that led to a full public apology and a promise to donate a bag of rice to an orphanage 😭✋🏾 Finally, we wrap things up with our 10 Commandments for Summer 2025 breaking down essential rules for men, women, and the general public. You’ll laugh, relate, and maybe even feel attacked 😂 🎧 Tune in, drop your own summer commandments in the comments, and don’t forget to like, share, comment & subscribe.

## Transcript

[0:15] Guys, you know how many times I called?
[0:16] You this week five times. No 8 times.
[0:21] For me all the 8. Times that I called you, you did
[0:25] not pick up once. What time I called you at
[0:29] different times or not the same time.
[0:30] In fact, that is that is me even reducing the number.
[0:33] What was it from one day? For this time, Like if you were
[0:36] to put everything into one time, what time was it?
[0:38] Different Times Now, like sometimes in the morning and
[0:40] I'll be like, OK, yeah, I woke then I will be like, OK, I'll
[0:43] call you. After your work hours, I will
[0:44] call you or in the evening I will call you.
[0:47] Saturday I called you. You still did not pick.
[0:49] Up What time did you come on Saturday?
[0:51] Which one? What time?
[0:52] I called you before 12 and I called you after three.
[0:56] What does the time have to do with anything?
[0:59] The reason why I the reason why I brought this up is that just
[1:05] like Ozo is if you are a DND warrior, I just tell you that I
[1:10] keep I have permanent beef with you because I don't understand
[1:14] how you guys function as a human business day and age and you
[1:18] just promise it. Put your phone on DND.
[1:21] I understand, okay? You don't want anybody to
[1:23] disturb you but me. I didn't disturb you.
[1:25] I didn't. I won't talk about work.
[1:26] They tell me. Say my phone is on DND.
[1:28] Work out with excuses. That I work every day.
[1:31] Who does not work every day? You do you not work every day?
[1:34] You do you not work every day. I don't need to.
[1:37] Pick your call on during. Work hours after work hours.
[1:40] After work hours hopefully just like to what you know.
[1:43] Relax, not relax. Unwind.
[1:45] Yeah, we want to be the clutter. Everybody you by the face.
[1:48] That kind of thing. Somebody wants to talk.
[1:51] About that kind of Your Highness, it's.
[1:52] Not your Highness though, like we just prefer text.
[1:54] Like you can send the text for me.
[1:56] It's not me. I just don't like disturbance at
[1:59] work and some certain hours after work and hours before I go
[2:02] to bed. So essentially, you don't want
[2:04] anybody to talk to you. You don't want anybody to call
[2:06] you before work, At work, after work?
[2:09] Yeah, weekend. Don't call.
[2:10] Is your phone not still on DND during the weekend?
[2:12] Sometimes, like if I'm watching Chelsea's game now, there's
[2:16] nothing it doesn't. Make any sense?
[2:18] Not like the whole point of DND is do not distort.
[2:20] That is what it stands. For if you're watching backers.
[2:22] When you're watching backers, was your phone on DND or not?
[2:25] My phone doesn't go on DND unless I want to.
[2:27] It wasn't. It wasn't on DND.
[2:30] It wasn't on second leg that you just.
[2:33] It was not on DND like it was like I don't put my phone on DND
[2:36] unless I want to sleep and I actually do know to disturb me.
[2:40] I use this for or if I'm going for like a meeting or if like
[2:43] for example as I record my phone is on DND because I don't want
[2:46] anybody calling me and then it's ringing outside.
[2:48] I'm using it for the purpose it was built for.
[2:50] Not your phone is just permanently on GT Why?
[2:54] Is that we're putting it on DND. You think we don't know that
[2:56] it's on DND? We know it's on DND now I feel
[2:58] like. So we're actually using it for
[2:59] everybody. Has there are purpose like this
[3:02] purpose thing is just a nice objective view.
[3:03] Your own is when you are recording, which is valid.
[3:06] Maybe my own is when I'm at work or when I'm on.
[3:09] One day on D&D 24/7 yes or no? Not 24.
[3:13] You can't see 24. Yeah, you only like only when I
[3:15] I sold to you that you I will make alpha make alpha that.
[3:20] This guy is noble, part of the DND people.
[3:22] You don't remove me yesterday, you don't remove me yesterday.
[3:26] Like I feel like you guys are just attention seekers.
[3:28] Like why do I have to call you twice like you?
[3:31] Will pickle that you cannot text.
[3:33] No, no, dip it. You want me to just call you 2
[3:35] times? Don't feel about this two times
[3:38] that it does not work again. Hey, you told off your own.
[3:40] I don't know how to do. I don't know how.
[3:42] You you told off your own but normally like most of my DND
[3:45] people, they I will call them two times when I pick up on the
[3:48] second I'm like why did you make me have to call you twice if you
[3:51] say. That one is there me my own, but
[3:53] if you like cost 25 times happy baby to you bro.
[3:55] You know the IT does not good see?
[3:57] Even that on DND 24/7 like my friends know that I hit them
[4:02] just. Imagine I'm in a serious meeting
[4:03] at work. Now you're not called twice.
[4:05] No, at work. At work makes sense.
[4:07] Like at work, if you're on dangerous work, that makes
[4:09] sense. You are at work.
[4:11] Yahoo, I want to. I'm calling you for something
[4:14] important. Pick up your fucking phone, man.
[4:17] Pick up your damn phone. Like what is your problem?
[4:19] And I know that this may sound hypocritical for my friends that
[4:22] call me and I don't pick up their.
[4:23] Code I was just about to say it's like this is right message,
[4:26] wrong individual. Like who these guys say you want
[4:31] me to call this? That's not good there.
[4:33] That's good. You know the that's where if you
[4:37] read, they're not going to disturb up.
[4:38] This one is at your pace. Read it.
[4:40] You know they respond. So you said the attention
[4:42] seeker, the cloud chaser who is a cloud chaser because this is
[4:47] the cloud chaser. Big glasses, black shirts.
[4:51] This. Is green.
[4:52] It's green. It's green.
[4:53] Whatever shirt he's wearing, this is a cloud chaser.
[4:57] Yeah. Is it?
[4:58] Was that what? My.
[4:58] What was I? I beg that was wrong.
[5:02] Right message wrong. The wrong person to relay this
[5:06] message to the. General publicity Adjuster,
[5:08] please, I beg you, in the mighty name of Jesus, please be you.
[5:12] Put your thing on schedule when you're at work.
[5:14] Cool. That's what he's calling you.
[5:15] Why do I have to call you 2 times?
[5:17] Like bro, like why are we doing this man?
[5:20] But anyhow, Shah. No.
[5:22] Anyhow, no deal. Why do they have to text you 8
[5:24] times? Because you can call me.
[5:29] Call me human being, call me human being.
[5:31] Call Me, Maybe call my uncle, call you, say fire boy.
[5:35] But here's my number, so Call Me Maybe.
[5:39] Welcome to another episode of I Got This for You.
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[7:17] You may be wondering KP, why you wearing is so much shirts.
[7:22] You know why this is so much and I got to see Flamingo.
[7:26] Was the Cloud chaser shirts? And I now somehow classes, see
[7:30] flowers, see, you know, I got this specialty for this episode
[7:34] because this episode is a, is a, is a, is an episode for thing.
[7:38] Go for life #1. Thank you, God, for our
[7:41] existence as human beings, as a podcast, and as a society.
[7:47] So I have a question for you also.
[7:49] You are a man, and you came into this world as a man.
[7:52] You are still a man. God loves you.
[7:54] Listen to me. Some people used to change.
[7:59] I don't think we change. We don't judge.
[8:02] So you came up. This is why the man I also ask
[8:05] you a question. How many times have you
[8:06] celebrated your baby? This is a this question is I
[8:11] feel like the personal attack on my person.
[8:14] Face, baby, look on your face now, baby, how many tea I want?
[8:18] I've never seen a baby in my life.
[8:20] Why? I don't know.
[8:22] He's not. He's just another day now, just
[8:24] about 24 hours to take on my baby.
[8:26] There's nothing. I'm actually because he knows
[8:29] I'm not a bit of a baby. So this question, that's why he
[8:31] knows that is an attack on my being.
[8:34] I'm actually a bit of my birthday.
[8:35] I just go to work or whatever it is.
[8:37] Go to work on your baby Jesus. Like do that like.
[8:41] It's your birthday, is on the work day.
[8:42] No go, I will. Take him off the plane.
[8:44] I will take him off like. Now you never.
[8:46] Really, I've only got to work on my baby once and I think of
[8:50] course you not usually, but the last couple of my my I mean your
[8:53] boy now. So my adult years have been
[8:55] weekends. So my birthday is my birthday is
[8:59] on Saturday guys like my already is on Saturday.
[9:02] So it's usually weekends. So I bet, I bet, Post me, post
[9:05] my birthday post me puts me this is.
[9:10] Why you want the? Cloudy Cloudy I.
[9:12] Want the clutches, my baby. No more you.
[9:14] No more Reduce my feet. Thank you.
[9:17] Well, yeah. Just put the date is where you
[9:18] don't forget. Yes, yes, tell only one of us.
[9:22] Happy baby. Well, I come.
[9:24] Some people are always like teasing me.
[9:26] That was the guy. Why the celebration baby?
[9:28] I'm like. I understand that one.
[9:29] Not even celebration baby, there's this pre would like to
[9:34] conceive notion that like as a guy.
[9:36] You. Should not be doing baby photo
[9:37] shoots. Let's make it a stand Like and
[9:39] like, say you know something they do photo shoots, No.
[9:43] No, but like I've done baby photo shoots a couple of times
[9:45] and I I would in fact, if if not since somebody enjoy me this
[9:49] year, I would have done the thing.
[9:50] Yes, yes, what is wrong? But like I don't understand like
[9:53] me as KP. No, I don't think anything is
[9:55] wrong, but I just, I'm like I'm saying there's just this law,
[10:00] unspoken law as a man go. Punish that low.
[10:03] Me as me as Kippy I, I love things very boldly and I hate
[10:08] things very boldly. When I hate something, I hate it
[10:11] with all my chest as much as when I love something and I love
[10:14] myself. I will not be saying that.
[10:16] Oh, I don't want to be celebrating my my birthday.
[10:19] They gave birth to me like the day I came to.
[10:22] Do you know who I am? Do you know what do we just
[10:24] have? You know who I am.
[10:26] Different when I say orientation, but different
[10:29] understanding of baby me. My own birthday is just another
[10:32] day. I don't.
[10:32] See no, my baby, my baby, that is the one day of the year that
[10:35] I look forward to from January 5th.
[10:38] My brain is like June 20th. What will they do?
[10:40] How will they shut down the whole world for one day?
[10:44] Yes, that's. June 22nd COVID to go up.
[10:46] Yeah, you reminisce about the previous day.
[10:48] I think about next year's, June 20th.
[10:51] The cycle continues. As a good way to live shall, but
[10:54] we are just. I love my video.
[10:56] Sometimes if I like when the baby like close to my baby now,
[11:01] I would people not be telling, yeah, your baby.
[11:03] I'll just be like, I don't know. I just just see it as like a a
[11:08] reminder or like no reminder. But it's like a deadline, a
[11:11] milestone that like what did you achieve?
[11:13] Did you eat all your you know what I'm saying?
[11:14] You just to me, I see it as pressure really.
[11:17] Like I see that's what I'm saying.
[11:19] We have different. It's subjective.
[11:21] Me. I see it, as you know, one year
[11:24] closer to the grave. Like I think this is just which
[11:27] one are you? Are you one year close to the
[11:31] grave type of baby? Are you is my fucking birthday,
[11:34] man. Your birthday.
[11:37] You are one year closer to the grave.
[11:39] And so for every day that I'm alive, I'm one day bro, I feel
[11:42] died. One second close after this
[11:44] episode. Now we're like 15 minutes closer
[11:46] to the grave. You, you guys 15?
[11:49] Minutes you. What we are you, Angel.
[11:52] Well, yeah. Well, yeah.
[11:53] But that like may I see it as pressure?
[11:55] I see it as like, oh, you have to have this and this and this
[11:57] and this and when that age hits and then you are off the couple
[12:00] milestones, then you started started pressure.
[12:03] Just like I said, I see it as pressure.
[12:05] I see it as. And you have time bomb.
[12:07] Happy birthday to me up here to everybody and June baby I
[12:10] cancer. I keep you, love you before.
[12:13] Being man because of do. You know your father, I.
[12:17] Don't know what one day was telling me I was in Capri soon.
[12:20] UV visual milk. Capri Zone Aquarium.
[12:25] I thought you don't you? Mentioned 6 star signs.
[12:28] I know, I know Taurus. Taurus.
[12:30] I know Capri Zone. I know Aquarium.
[12:33] I know Cancer. Cancer.
[12:36] I don't finish them. You don't know Saggy Gary.
[12:40] Sagittarius, I've heard of that one.
[12:43] Can I ask you 4. ABI 5.
[12:47] You don't finish. If you tell me how we know,
[12:51] okay. Everyday this is free game and
[12:56] for newbie that you see free game girls like *** that like
[13:01] stars. Not all women, but there's a
[13:04] very strong handful of bees that I love.
[13:06] Men. I know about star science.
[13:08] Why? Would you be doing about?
[13:10] Imagine you you don't. Need to know too much.
[13:12] You just need to know your star science just.
[13:14] Just know your own know the things that you stand for as
[13:16] your star. I know the one that they put.
[13:19] So for example, I know that if you are born in May, you would
[13:23] either be a Germany or a cancer. So even people have break may
[13:26] stores and and what am I saying? No sorry.
[13:31] And now there's a there's a period of no, sorry, my bad.
[13:35] I don't make mistake June or July you are either a cancer or
[13:40] a new so you just need to know that OK, if this person is born
[13:43] at this point, he actually are you a cancer thingy.
[13:46] So how do you know that's me is a terrorist and he had for me as
[13:49] if we don't? Know 'cause my dad is this
[13:50] thing, now it's me. OK, cool.
[13:53] And my sister is a so she's always saying that is a tour
[13:58] that is a tourist so. Like.
[14:00] December. That one I know.
[14:02] Sagittarius because of Ditto black.
[14:04] You know that line now in body count, Sagittarius, so you know
[14:09] that I'm. No, the only thing I know that
[14:12] little black song is don't let your body bounce.
[14:16] Don't let your body bounce. Don't let your body bounce.
[14:21] That's the song now is Don't worry about your.
[14:22] Body counts, your body bounce, that's what.
[14:25] You know what I mean? Continue I have a joke for you.
[14:28] I have a joke for you. When you last episode we cracked
[14:33] carrots, celery and asparagus. Everything joke.
[14:38] Nothing clicks. Let me let me hear this one.
[14:42] And I'm asking you people to what do you call a selfie of an
[14:46] orphan? Sophie of an orphan.
[14:52] You're an orphan. You get Papa.
[14:53] No get Mama. What do you call a selfie?
[14:56] Sophie, Papa, you don't get my no, get my Mama.
[14:59] Where your Papa to a techno. A techno selfie.
[15:04] Because it's a family portrait. Where you Mama dear?
[15:19] I'm I'm see, I'm see. I did not want to crack that
[15:22] joke. I just I, I'm apologizing to
[15:25] anybody that may be offended by that joke.
[15:27] Like I just found you that will you guys stop now being still by
[15:31] being. I apologize to anybody.
[15:42] It's like production is no. That's like a joke production.
[15:46] I will tell you now. See why not?
[16:06] Like that's the way you go. That's like Joker I hate.
[16:09] You know, you kind of fight this like.
[16:11] You have to explain. Jokes like guys, what is to you?
[16:16] Where are your Papa? Sorry.
[16:20] Well fuck, because of this joke we have to donate to 1 orphanage
[16:23] Clarity. We'll do that from I get this
[16:25] for you exactly. Red Cross at least one that
[16:30] wasn't going to open it because I Red Cross made it use our rice
[16:34] to plaster give the this water for this one bag of rice for
[16:39] this joke you have to say this I.
[16:40] Know it's like you guys are actually see to actually just
[16:44] for that joke. I apologize to all those that
[16:49] will be offended. We love you and shout out to you
[16:51] guys have introduced ourselves. No, I am KP, I say some dumb
[16:56] shit sometimes. Sometimes.
[17:00] You started this episode in See My People.
[17:03] Would you guys come back? Come back.
[17:04] Please while sorry. Come back, my name is Omar.
[17:07] Baggage is for you. And we're back here with another
[17:10] banger episode. This is the summer episode, the
[17:13] episode of the song, the Toronto episode in Nigeria episode,
[17:17] Lagos, New York. pH OK, maybe no pH, no brick bottle back our
[17:22] head, but this is the summer episode.
[17:25] We're here to talk to you about the etiquette of being outside.
[17:29] We've created a list. Yes, we.
[17:31] Spent maybe like 3 weeks creating this list and we
[17:34] believe that we've made a very strong list of do's and don'ts
[17:38] of the summer. And you know that summer is
[17:40] subjective. Like in some places there's
[17:42] nothing in summer like Nigeria, there's no summer a result all
[17:45] the time. But we know that this period
[17:48] from June to like August, that's when you know a lot of things
[17:52] are happening, people are outside.
[17:54] So we created a list of 10 dos and don'ts, things that we
[17:58] promised that this summer we will not be doing.
[18:02] So how do we do it? Do you want to take it all or do
[18:04] one by one? If I let let's let's.
[18:08] Do I want what? Let's not do it that way.
[18:11] Let's not. Let's not.
[18:12] Let's not. Let's not.
[18:13] Do this boy, I'll take it all. Sorry.
[18:20] What is wrong with this episode? This thing I do is not life.
[18:26] Hey, man, hey man. So what we did is that we broke
[18:30] it down into categories. Yes, the.
[18:32] Category for the men, this is the category for the women, for
[18:35] the bodies and then the bodies here, and then the categories
[18:38] for everybody. Yes, the general public.
[18:40] So ladies and gentlemen, for you guys listening on audio, I would
[18:43] like for you to just transfer to YouTube just for this part.
[18:47] So I want you to take your right hand and raise it in the air and
[18:50] your left hand and put it on your chest.
[18:52] Now, whenever you hear me say KPO, you hear Uzo say Uzo, you
[18:56] insert it with your name. Yes.
[18:57] So let's say I say I, KP will follow Ikfi.
[19:00] You will say I, Chuma, will follow Ikfi.
[19:03] You understand? Yeah.
[19:05] So, Uzo, Are you ready? Yes.
[19:07] OK. So the first commandments of
[19:11] summer 20265. You don't win that.
[19:15] Next year 2025, please put your hand on your on your chest, on
[19:19] your right hand above your head. Number one, I will use deodorant
[19:24] every day before I leave my house.
[19:26] Hallelujah. I, KP will not owe money this
[19:30] summer. Jesus thank you Jesus I will not
[19:35] open calculator in the public and be billing my guys.
[19:39] That's for the men. Now to the women.
[19:42] I Chuma, I will wash my wig every day this summer.
[19:46] That was very, very personal to Chuma.
[19:49] What about? I'm a guy.
[19:51] Any of you, please watch your week this.
[19:53] Summer I Gemma, we know how I am getting home before I leave my
[19:59] house. I Cindy, manage my shallow and I
[20:03] will not do past myself and we know my shallow limits.
[20:08] Now for the general public, if I catch it in outside I will mind
[20:13] my business and not record and do dump and I will not.
[20:17] Blackmail. They solve me.
[20:19] I will not blackmail. If I catch it in, I'll be mind
[20:22] my business and face my fronts. I amaka or I amaka.
[20:29] I will not be called blocking babe or guy.
[20:33] A very, very good one. I will not press my phone and
[20:36] sit down in motives. I will dance.
[20:39] Hallelujah. I kept you listen to every
[20:43] episode of I Gadgets for You and share every video I see and
[20:47] comment and like and tell my friends send this to our group
[20:50] chats. And that is the end of the
[20:53] summer episode of the Summer I. Knows there's one more.
[20:56] Should I Do I need to say this? More we need to is very the most
[21:00] important one I can say it for. You if I am on US duties, I will
[21:07] not open Snapchat or random videos or.
[21:09] Please you vibes this summer in the on orcs, especially if KP is
[21:14] there. Maybe it was always there you
[21:15] can please, but when KP is there I will not please.
[21:18] I just wanted to let you know it's not me that put, it's me.
[21:21] That put it, please, please. Thank you.
[21:24] I hope you enjoyed our little 10 commandments and we'll be
[21:27] dissecting each one as we've done that now.
[21:29] Please in the comments, let us know if there's anything with
[21:32] me. So if there's anyone that you
[21:33] don't like that we said let us know.
[21:36] Which summer commandments are you following this summer?
[21:39] What is your? What is your?
[21:40] What is your superpower this summer?
[21:41] What is your? Contribution to society this
[21:43] summer. Exactly.
[21:44] Boom. That's it.
[21:45] That's it. Before we start dissecting it,
[21:47] what is 1 trend this summer that you don't want to see that has
[21:51] been very evident in other summers?
[21:54] Now pink thing that people used to put on their cheek, I don't
[21:57] say their name. IPad No.
[21:59] IPad. I don't know the.
[22:00] Brand name unless you give me PR.
[22:02] Tropicana sounds something similar to that.
[22:04] It doesn't really sound like that, but you know who we are
[22:06] talking about. Why are you wearing ipatch?
[22:08] To to to close. The motive to beach.
[22:11] Why? Why?
[22:11] Why? Why?
[22:13] But people, black people, they don't sweat.
[22:14] For like why? Like why?
[22:16] Why? Like what are you?
[22:17] Doing when they do I'm ass wives when they see person for rule
[22:20] they need to. Put ipatch for the party they
[22:23] are you. Pirates.
[22:24] Are you pirates? Yes, dissects.
[22:27] Now, first of you said I will use deodorants every day before
[22:30] I leave my house. I feel like even when it's not
[22:33] so much this is something that we should share to the general
[22:36] public. We should be using this this
[22:37] template every year before the summer starts.
[22:41] Please, ladies and gentlemen, we played this quit skits in the
[22:44] last episode where we Nivea is not to giving us that
[22:49] endorsements bag. But ladies and gentlemen, we beg
[22:53] you, shower before you leave your house.
[22:56] Use roll on, use body spray, use perfume before you leave your
[23:01] house. I feel like you have some issues
[23:03] that you may have with them. For deodorant type of you, I I
[23:08] you said some issues. I have major issues.
[23:12] Why as as not even gender Akini, but like as a human being.
[23:17] Why are you in a space that you know is going to be, you know,
[23:21] very tight, like an emotive any day party, any concerts, You
[23:25] know, everybody is everybody did like this and you know that like
[23:29] there's tendency for the place to get hot.
[23:31] You remove your jacket, you know you are, you know, vibing and
[23:36] you know that when you raise rub your hand in the to the highest
[23:40] levels you are you are emitting the shock waves into the into
[23:45] the. Equation into the.
[23:46] System into the Into the irrigation the.
[23:49] Stratosphere, the atmosphere, the iosphere, everything is
[23:53] ruined just because you said Lao everybody they say how a guy in
[23:58] a big night drop you like what we.
[24:02] Have seen is just this early how summer starting is is not
[24:06] something to write to my loud we cannot continue like this as a
[24:08] society you are you are destroying the global warming of
[24:12] of of of. Earth, there are some people
[24:14] that you show you, you're vibing, you're happy, you go to
[24:17] the club, they're smelly, you know all this.
[24:19] I will you how did you leave your outside?
[24:24] Is is it I hate when I hate when I go out and the body though.
[24:28] Is the body though I'm questioning is it that there's
[24:31] no shower? These are the ones that scored
[24:32] 20 times bro is that there's no use deodorant?
[24:35] Is there a newspaper? Which one is it?
[24:36] Is it all the game people? Come out and they just smell
[24:39] like dump. That's the best like.
[24:41] Like they wash the clothes. These clothes, No.
[24:44] Dry they just put it on. I'm late, I'm late.
[24:46] That's exactly how they stink. Like bro and.
[24:49] You know when you that kind of stage with.
[24:54] Perfume you have you have you have read ruined the entire
[24:58] events read the entire events for the people around you for
[25:03] what is like why are you became why plague to society?
[25:08] Why you? Why you are mad?
[25:09] You are. That is weird.
[25:12] You know that you know in the Bible when Moses was standing in
[25:17] Pharaoh to let his people go. Exactly and God sends these 9
[25:21] plagues 9 as we are one of them. I feel like even this day and
[25:25] age KP is asking to let my people go.
[25:31] I believe that's one of the plagues will be God with those
[25:34] hands. 1000 people in body would do Josie to be stupid.
[25:38] Don't be, Don't be dancing. Hey.
[25:51] Jesus, you open the deodorant deodorant factory, you know that
[26:08] there's one that we said also. This one is specific to the
[26:11] ladies. These are just where.
[26:12] Sorry ladies, we love you guys and we love, you know you guys
[26:16] look beautiful, but the beauty doesn't mean anything.
[26:20] You actually talk about that beauty before we eat them.
[26:24] They give the beauty of. Toronto Bodies.
[26:26] Beauty, Beauty is nothing if is accompanied with me.
[26:31] Of the week. Of the week that I don't know.
[26:37] How to say this? No, we can't layer it, you know.
[26:39] What these are just way Please just take care of your wigs
[26:42] like. Revamp it, revamp it.
[26:44] You go party, you go. They dance with babe.
[26:46] Oh, everybody, you. Say we did you know which
[26:51] particular we did? Not say the name.
[26:52] I'm not going to say they did not give us PR.
[26:54] I'll say the name. I don't know baby call worker
[26:56] call me that how they call a breeze.
[26:59] Remember I whenever I know the game because we found out
[27:01] Instagram today so that we can just bookmark a smelly wigger
[27:05] wig. Smell a smelly wig, She just.
[27:08] Passed so that guy just bring and call my friends.
[27:10] Just. Just the wind, just the, just
[27:13] the fun. Just blow.
[27:15] The hair. Just the number around the
[27:18] rumor. Around the second fence of what
[27:21] we're seeing, everybody just thought you are around because
[27:24] of your hair. You.
[27:25] Come in and everybody know bang there and I'm inside the house
[27:28] and then we. Even know because like sometimes
[27:32] the smell of the wig when it's very bad, when the wig is very
[27:35] the glue with all greed. The wiggle, they run away from
[27:38] them. Me.
[27:41] Me. Now wash me.
[27:43] You know there's a. Way you feel my course.
[27:45] I cannot help you. No clue.
[27:47] You know those cars maybe, right?
[27:48] Wash me. Guys, wash.
[27:53] It washes. And yeah, next thing, and we
[27:56] know all money this summer and you need BC.
[27:59] We need BC. Why you?
[28:00] Won't entry somebody with no. Money.
[28:02] I don't. No, no, that is not.
[28:04] No, I'm not. Bro shaming them?
[28:05] No, no. If it cuts your coat according
[28:08] to your size, no go and be doing.
[28:10] I'm going to merge it with the people that go out.
[28:12] I've been in many situations where I will go out.
[28:16] They will invite me for birthday.
[28:18] I've been good thinking, oh, I'm going to celebrate my friend.
[28:21] Next thing they're telling me your bill is $250 and they say
[28:25] it's for the bottles that we are.
[28:28] You invite me. You should have told me prior
[28:30] and I read. I'd help you.
[28:32] For both of you, not. The one that I will come
[28:34] thinking that I mean, I didn't take all the shots if, if I knew
[28:38] that I'm contributing, I will not take any.
[28:40] Shots. I will just shut up myself.
[28:43] I will not take any shots like waiting waiting they do for you
[28:46] but don't owe money this summer. Ladies and gentlemen, I feel
[28:49] like one day we need to have an episode on we need basis.
[28:53] In that episode I will be very tempted to call me, but God will
[28:56] help me. You know what I will call names.
[28:59] I keep you will call names. Watch out for that episode.
[29:02] Next one is for the Biebs. I will know how.
[29:06] Would I say with you punch these Biebs?
[29:08] No, we've done man. We don't need guys on now.
[29:10] We've done. We know money that one was for
[29:12] the guys. I will not open calculator.
[29:14] And everybody, they don't say when you hear the kick this guy
[29:21] now calculator, you're the press.
[29:23] Depressed they had activity and parks.
[29:29] I will know how I'm getting home before I leave my house.
[29:32] All of you people that will leave your house, you live in
[29:36] you live in Coco Michael, you will go out.
[29:39] You don't know how you're getting home, but you just be
[29:41] that God will do it for. You, you are going, you are
[29:44] going out of vibes. You don't know how you return.
[29:46] I don't know how people live their lives like that.
[29:48] Man, we need to stop that this summer.
[29:51] We're not doing that. Please.
[29:53] If you know you have your money to go back home or go, you know
[29:56] what? Just know who is taking you.
[29:58] Who's? Going to take exactly.
[30:03] Don't be trying to wait that in attache yourself.
[30:06] I I hate that shit too bro after club mean I just want go
[30:10] sleeping I want to go and eat. I should drive you.
[30:13] I should take you to 45 minutes. Will you be?
[30:17] Please let everybody rest in. My life.
[30:20] You are going to give me gas money?
[30:23] The gas is not the problem. The problem is that why?
[30:26] Why do you? Why have you come to be a plague
[30:28] in my life? Why would I have to take you
[30:30] home? What the fuck?
[30:30] There is no plague in my life. But we should take a stand this
[30:34] summer. We're not taking anybody home.
[30:37] If you don't have the real happy baby, get.
[30:39] Out. No, no, no.
[30:42] If they don't have a way, we're not going to allow them be a
[30:44] plague in our lives. We'll say no.
[30:46] What if they invite me? I know.
[30:49] So you want to be a vampire? Please can I come in?
[30:54] Can I come in? If they invite me, I will be
[30:56] there. I will be there.
[31:01] In his own this. Thing he's finally.
[31:06] I will be there. God forbid next one I will
[31:12] manage my this one. I'm even taking it to myself
[31:15] too. I'm self self saying this.
[31:18] I will manage my liquor and I show you and I will not do past
[31:21] myself. I will know my shadow limits.
[31:24] You have anything to say? I don't know, this one is out of
[31:27] my. Jurisdiction.
[31:28] Yeah. Yeah.
[31:29] The phrase, it speaks for itself.
[31:33] We know when they know. When you say shut o'clock we say
[31:37] no about enough. I'm not going to talk too much
[31:40] about this one next one and I feel like this one we have a lot
[31:44] to say. If I catch cheating, I'll be I
[31:48] will mind my business and I will not record.
[31:52] I will not do this. You if you see your a guy like
[31:57] young, you'll be your friend you see with another B but AD party
[32:02] are big now just. Just do I see.
[32:05] You how to do or looking concern you just looking we just if you
[32:12] even want to do a look for food nobody cool down why they send
[32:15] out to your friend which one is I'm coming.
[32:17] To you, I'm coming. To you as a woman and.
[32:19] I pray that if anybody that does that thing, the guy or the babe
[32:24] finds their way back to their partner and both of them block
[32:26] you for your stupidity. Yes, mind your business this
[32:29] summer, ladies and gentlemen, please just mind your business.
[32:33] You heard that it in the air, So what?
[32:35] Yes, I'm what I'm so focused next one I will not be called
[32:39] blocking babe or guy. Thank you.
[32:43] Thank you for that statement please.
[32:44] Right on right? On no you right.
[32:46] On because why are you called blocking?
[32:49] You know you define code looking to those that don't understand.
[32:52] Production is production is 1 beep or most production is 2
[32:57] beeps yes. You you now go and Yan one of
[33:02] them the second one did they they took ballet for me do why
[33:07] why did they call you? Did they like did were you
[33:11] invited in? Did they ask you to call me?
[33:14] Why are you there? Why are you called blocked?
[33:17] Why you say oh, she has to go home, he has to go home.
[33:19] Oh bro, where would he go now? We don't need now we don't need
[33:24] call Uber the going. I didn't ask you why are you
[33:27] doing such a thing, but keeping. Strength.
[33:29] Not so serious. Not so serious.
[33:31] Have you noticed that whenever you approach 2 babes and one of
[33:37] them is feeling you, the one that will be like let's go now
[33:42] do we have a look? Let's just.
[33:45] You would have been setting you and you setting size.
[33:52] Michelin. God, you will class on this
[33:55] episode. God, you know what?
[33:58] This is the end of our gages for you.
[34:01] You've tried, They will. Cast our true color on the shoe.
[34:05] No bro that's used to piss me off now like bro your people is
[34:08] feeling me like let her do it. Basically concern you.
[34:11] Why are you coming to? You guys that to you your guy is
[34:16] joining somebody is that time you want to be do you?
[34:17] Want to be I want. To be like bro.
[34:20] Bro that one with *** that one I I've almost rushed somebody
[34:23] before guy like go home by yourself like bro like if you
[34:27] don't have patience go home by yourself like bro I'm Yani beep
[34:30] like you can see that we are. You guys are viable.
[34:35] We are dead like it's. Cold.
[34:37] You left me outside. It's cold.
[34:39] Oh OK, I'm so fuck was like what was it 'cause I'm with you but
[34:42] I'm gonna find jacket. This is a very passionate topic
[34:45] of mine, as you can see see this summer anybody where one could
[34:49] broke you give them a conk on their head or give them a bow.
[34:52] Why? You could broke it.
[34:56] Like why? Like why?
[34:57] Why would you be doing that? I've.
[34:59] Never started the the interruption just come on Peter.
[35:05] I see you with this person yesterday.
[35:07] Oh God, keep quiet like. What are we to concern you now?
[35:10] It's shut down like bro, although this will not matter
[35:12] again after September. Like love is bro love is bro,
[35:16] love is. Oh.
[35:19] You're not talking to my friend 2 days ago, OK?
[35:22] Like it's your friend here. I will not press my phone and
[35:30] sit down in motives. I will dance.
[35:33] Production is modding their head.
[35:35] They're saying that yes, this is the one and.
[35:37] I don't know why they're not in their heads.
[35:39] You know that you know, then they're actually wind.
[35:41] Up. Yeah.
[35:41] So Marcosa down. South, please, ladies and
[35:45] gentlemen, if you're going for a party, I, we are going out this
[35:48] summer, please, if you don't want to have fun and you don't
[35:51] want to dance, stay in your golden house or go and go for
[35:54] lunch, go for dinner, go for drinks, go for something that
[35:57] you don't have to move your body, but don't come to a party
[36:00] and just be there. Like be there to have fun, like
[36:03] interacting people dance. This is the music.
[36:05] Sing along. No, but I hate food.
[36:07] I would just go to the party. We wear shades.
[36:11] They will just stay for the guys.
[36:12] We're just in the corner just to do like this.
[36:15] So are you shading me? Are you shading?
[36:18] Me and now why I wear shirts. I'm new to this.
[36:23] I'm new to this lifestyle. Yeah, no, they try now like even
[36:26] though they sit down, you see the vibe like like when they
[36:28] when they play some song. I will say what time we're
[36:31] doing. Let me give you the story.
[36:33] It's kind of pivoting a bit. We're going to Toronto a couple
[36:36] of weeks ago. We're on the four O 1.
[36:38] We're driving where I was driving.
[36:40] This guy was in the car in the passenger seats, passenger
[36:44] Prince, passenger Prince. So I'm driving and I'm on Oak so
[36:50] I've been playing like all manner of music.
[36:52] So at this point of the drive I'm getting tired so I'm trying
[36:56] to hear things that I can do karaoke with.
[36:58] So we start playing a charm because we both like a charm.
[37:01] We're singing along vibes, we play the X album vibes and I
[37:04] said I mean play Nigerian a charm and now play to me that
[37:08] Kolo also called the vex say why they play to me that Kolo It's
[37:12] OK nowhere ever I will play Daria Taladi and I'll start
[37:16] playing. They push my another song that's
[37:20] back in. The.
[37:21] Oh, sorry, back in the view. Sorry, back in the view.
[37:24] I said this. Play back in the view.
[37:26] Play the song. You know what started doing?
[37:29] It was all turned to the right. There was 1 white car a car
[37:32] with. White people who?
[37:34] Removed the seat belt. They do, they do.
[37:38] So the white people guy I said why would you do that?
[37:42] What if they have gone? Is everything concerned me?
[37:46] I. Zoomed.
[37:47] I zoomed past them before. I don't want to be collateral
[37:51] damage. I don't know how the car came
[37:53] back because I said they were enjoying the you didn't push my
[37:55] I didn't go. I will push out of this car.
[37:59] What do you mean by that? Why are you doing that?
[38:01] What is? What is harmful in that action?
[38:04] Imagine this man with his size, dancing with a push.
[38:08] Whatever he was, he was fully doing concerts and they were
[38:14] doing this hi guy. I wanted to.
[38:17] I was scared because what if they just pull those shots?
[38:20] Go ah, there goes because of banking W no, oh, they can't do
[38:25] that. He's he's dancing while he's
[38:26] somewhere outside. And this is just me telling you
[38:29] as your guy, do they do this white?
[38:30] People. To anybody, he's not your
[38:33] dancer. You can't be doing passing
[38:35] currency if I do like this. You go.
[38:38] Will I travel to the next car? Pass it back to me, everybody
[38:42] that is not in the car of. Them and most involved everybody
[38:45] in my second friends, everybody on the IV must vibe with me,
[38:49] yes. I will listen to and share every
[38:53] EV video. That is the most important one.
[38:55] Yes I will watch EV episodes. I will share the reads on TikTok
[39:01] and Instagram, comment, comment and like and.
[39:04] Share my group chat. James personal part.
[39:07] Look, you owe me a soda. You.
[39:10] I would. I would just be calling.
[39:11] I would just be an Itfian this summer.
[39:15] That linguistico. I don't care.
[39:17] You know, I want them to say my thing.
[39:19] And it was stick. You are an Experian.
[39:22] You are an Itfian. You are an Itfian.
[39:24] You are the most Itfian. Itfian.
[39:27] You are an Itfian. I am an Itfian.
[39:29] All of us are fans. It's not like if I were.
[39:32] Yeah. And I would be.
[39:34] It sounds like if you are the inside, that's your here inside.
[39:38] Your in fear another E3DS that was bad anyway on to the next
[39:44] one. If I am on orcs, I will not open
[39:46] Snapchat. You know those people that
[39:48] they're playing music they're in a party and you say oh not you
[39:53] what are you doing here? Add that to the song, but
[39:56] meanwhile they're just watching Snapchat like know what your
[39:59] job. If you don't want to be on orcs,
[40:01] don't be on orcs. So why are you watching snap?
[40:02] Why are you open Twitter? I'm playing videos like What are
[40:05] you doing? That's very funny because you're
[40:06] reading the song you're reading. The vibe I believe I really play
[40:09] snapchats but my own is please as long as I am there I beg you
[40:15] please do not appreciate vibes I beg you like I love our
[40:18] friendship so much and I love you so much to break and I will
[40:22] not lie to you. Recently I saw Uzo vibing to
[40:25] shave vibes and he started making me look at him in a
[40:27] different slide. I never knew that somebody that
[40:30] I I rated could be doing such a thing, no?
[40:34] Shit, you know vibes. He was he was going, he knew or
[40:37] the lyrics. He knew the old bit.
[40:38] He even knew the ad libs. I don't my CPS, I'm begging you.
[40:47] Especially please. I'm begging you guys, please.
[40:52] How? Does the drama drama?
[41:02] Yes, you're. Ready.
[41:08] Largely not good You. Thank you guys for.
[41:11] Coming I am me, we. Thank you guys for coming to
[41:13] this episode of I get this for you.
[41:15] We love we love you so much. We hope you enjoy your summer.
[41:18] We hope we enjoy the rest of your week.
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[41:50] We hope you enjoy your summer. Should we Should we do a rundown
[41:53] of our 10 commandments? Yes, let's do it again.
[41:56] Let's see if you can remember anymore.
[41:58] No? What is the most important ones?
[42:00] For me, the deodorant. Deodorant you want I.
[42:02] Will use deodorant every day. Every day, yes, and I will smell
[42:06] nice even if you go, if you are good, let's do it.
[42:09] Come out to that every day if you are going to multiple places
[42:12] in India. You must you.
[42:14] Every time you leave your house, you must use it.
[42:15] Roll it. I like the way you roll it.
[42:19] See as you control it. I think we need to start
[42:26] bringing Kim to this episode for every dry joke. 6 strokes of the
[42:31] Kim. Oh, that stroke sounded very.
[42:34] You want to be wiping my ass. Thank you.
[42:39] Thank you guys for love you guys.
[42:41] Bye, take care.

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