# Episode 10: The Less I Know, The Better I Sleep

An episode of [I Get Gist For You](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1784624645), 11 Jun 2025, 42 min.

Audio: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO6346415907.mp3

We made it to Episode 10! Thank you for 15K plays, 1.5K Spotify followers, 20K+ YouTube views, and all the love so far 🫶🏾 This week’s gist is unserious, chaotic, and classic IGGFY: – KP shares wild dating site stories – We talk long-distance love and flings at weddings – Why sometimes ignorance is actually bliss – And why some friends should NEVER be on speaker Tap in, laugh with us, and don’t forget to subscribe. Road to 2K! Listen on Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your gist. Watch the full video on YouTube via linktr.ee/igetgistforyoupod

## Transcript

[0:15] Episode 10 man, even the source of it just makes.
[0:18] Me want to. Boogie rush out to do general
[0:28] swimming. Why that people was trending
[0:30] yeah that was like my best sound bro.
[0:33] I'll just woke up in the morning Terry Scotto even the thoughts
[0:36] of me just I know that or take to do put as fast people that be
[0:40] doing it. I swear.
[0:43] Yeah. How far you now with a twin They
[0:46] wear black. Black is the, is the.
[0:49] Is the 10th episode episode swag 10th episode.
[0:52] Why here for war while we were here for war, because there are
[0:55] there's a particular set of people I want to address this
[0:59] 10th episode. I'm actually very annoyed this
[1:02] week. Are you the mix this guy I grow,
[1:04] I'm telling this week. You know there are some people
[1:07] that are like no, I gotta do this thing for PG because I live
[1:10] here. You know, do like this, but I
[1:17] hate brilliant. Read out.
[1:20] Oh yeah, carry on. You know people we you know so
[1:24] you know the rich house we would send primary school, secondary
[1:27] school, university, everything I know you reach house like I know
[1:32] see when you do beds wet. I know you reach house.
[1:35] What the was the Canada now we did setting we did together.
[1:39] Nobody say anybody follow you do.
[1:41] We did all of us to a mother near you before you let me say
[1:45] oh so right now I just want to go.
[1:47] I just going to want to get. I gonna wanna wanna.
[1:51] We got we'll try that. I know you reach out and they
[1:55] thought you said, oh, So what is the plan for today?
[1:57] Now what? What is the buyer for today?
[1:59] He said, OK, so right now I'm just going to want to the
[2:03] accent. I'll be like bro, I will sound
[2:05] you. So you hate everyone?
[2:07] I go blaze you bro, I know you. What did they bring?
[2:12] You be speaking to them. Saying, oh, so I just really
[2:16] think you think what? What do you think?
[2:19] Some people, they don't want to change that they.
[2:20] Speak. They're very stupid.
[2:24] You followed the those kind of people just get out like there's
[2:29] nobody around. Like I will follow you.
[2:30] The TAPJCI can say I'm doing good.
[2:33] How's it going today? How is what's going?
[2:35] You know that, that you just described, it's like a bigger
[2:38] underlying like issue. There are a lot of Nigerians
[2:41] that when they move out or everything that makes them
[2:44] Nigerian district. How do you speak, how do you
[2:47] dress, What do you eat? Like that's a rule that they
[2:50] don't even sit in their food. Let me now carry this thing to
[2:53] the poster where people don't want it.
[2:55] You can see how easy it was for the for the colonial masters to
[2:59] strip off tree. See my tongue don't cuts now to
[3:02] strip also our identity and make us slaves.
[3:07] Obama said without my stripping ours.
[3:08] It was slaving our wet into your mouth.
[3:11] Why can't you why you bring slavery into distance?
[3:15] Do you no this episode I'm on smoke.
[3:18] I'm on smoke. But before I get to the smoke is
[3:21] the 10th episode that I feel like it's only right that we we
[3:24] show appreciation to our 1000 subscriber is that is that is
[3:29] that what 1000 We don't not speak English, whether is
[3:34] English or by Nigerian. Take it like that 1000
[3:37] subscriber, which we appreciate you will see you by a round of
[3:42] applause. We have all those like sound
[3:44] effects and everything. Our production one day I feel
[3:48] like episode 20 is going to be called I hate production.
[3:52] Our production did. It does Microsoft.
[3:54] Do your work is it get OCD OCD set everywhere set everywhere
[3:59] reach time for it now production I don't do anything now.
[4:02] I mean, I've already said that production they do crack is very
[4:05] obvious. A lot of things that we deal
[4:07] with behind the scenes. To me this podcast happen.
[4:10] They do crack. The fact that we made it to 10
[4:12] episodes is only good because, oh, what we go through, God,
[4:17] what we go through, The insults they see.
[4:19] I've grown my beard back. Now they say that.
[4:21] Wow, my relationship I've been I want to try something different
[4:26] now. So why you come to our back for
[4:28] the people, for people now I give you I give you what they
[4:31] want. Yeah.
[4:32] So being that this is the first episode in June, I just want to
[4:37] use this juncture to thank you guys.
[4:40] You say you're the only use big big grammar after you insulted
[4:43] people that used to change their OK when we use this chance.
[4:47] Thank you now for this dormant see when I when I ride with us
[4:52] for five months man it's not easy.
[4:53] It's not easy. We appreciate you guys man
[4:55] Gracias love you guys Spotify farm YouTube farm audio Mark
[4:58] farm. Even it's now only two people,
[5:00] they did I. Don't think they didn't.
[5:05] We love you guys. Twitter everywhere, you guys.
[5:13] Facebook. Facebook, even production will
[5:19] follow us. But in this life as a creative,
[5:21] you always need to find what you get yourself.
[5:23] I swear, if you are not your biggest fan, what are you doing?
[5:27] Oh, nice, nice video. Every video we post, I make sure
[5:31] I'm the first to comment. I'm the first to confess to
[5:33] like, wow, this was really fun. You that don't watch the video
[5:36] like 3 * 30 Times Now. I was 80 times together.
[5:41] Well, yeah, man. How was your week, man?
[5:43] We did not introduce. We say thank you.
[5:45] We did not. But you that don't know us, we
[5:48] apologize. You know, we were saying thank
[5:50] you to our previous listeners, you know.
[5:52] But yeah, welcome. My name is Kepi.
[5:54] And my name is Ozomo by gauges for you.
[5:56] Where the vibe never stops. Where the vibe never ends.
[5:59] Rishi, you don't give us the intro.
[6:01] Away the vibe never stole the vibe never ends.
[6:03] Let me let me redo that intro because that's not how I want my
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[7:08] Years, man, you guys, you guys have you have taken us to
[7:11] heights we did not even dream of five months in.
[7:15] Yeah. So I just feel like every
[7:16] episode now is like a thank you ritual, you know?
[7:19] No, go say thank you, King. You never get out of saying
[7:21] thank. You, we love you.
[7:22] We love you know, you know, you know, I would like every like
[7:25] artist or podcast. They always have a name for
[7:28] people that listen to them. Yeah.
[7:30] What are we going to name the listeners?
[7:33] I feel like we need a cool name. The Effenians.
[7:36] So ladies and gentlemen, OK, so let's just pick that up with no
[7:40] hear. That big fingers.
[7:42] Though that sounds like incantation.
[7:44] You won't sacrifice this. I'm an inferior.
[7:46] I have this kind of thing with that I've been getting this
[7:51] episode yes. How about you now, as I've been
[7:54] treating you, I've been good. It's been good, but I just have
[7:56] one question for you, because like this, our generation now is
[8:00] like I'm beginning to have a four more, four more, four more,
[8:05] four more of marriage. I know we've said it before, but
[8:11] between that episode and now I'm like it's it's marriages.
[8:15] There's like search, You know, Uber used to have to place like
[8:18] a lot of this is but that's this formula I'm having now has been
[8:22] me just be reasoning things because of how close knits, you
[8:26] know, circles can be schools and you know what our network is the
[8:30] first units of layover network is from schools.
[8:33] School. Yeah, you know, work before work
[8:35] before life, you know how you meet people.
[8:38] So everybody is kind of like intertwined and interconnected.
[8:41] So like here's a question for you and you guys as well.
[8:44] Do you think that you can invite somebody that you've either
[8:51] kissed or been with or had sex with your wedding?
[8:54] I like mad. It's kind of thing.
[8:57] Like like my what do you mean you could disrespect your woman
[9:00] now? The past is the past now.
[9:02] So what is the define for front row now?
[9:04] I did. Did you say this about front
[9:06] row? You say can you invite them just
[9:07] oh, come and see where I am now you can bring your husband to
[9:10] you know, do not get husband so you can invite somebody that you
[9:15] have been with. I can't do that.
[9:16] Even if it's no invitation a friend she may not know, but her
[9:21] friend that she's inviting me be somebody.
[9:23] That's how she don't know. I wish you knew just one never
[9:28] kisses and tea and I don't think hearts wish me kiss and tea.
[9:31] So like my wife can invite one of our friends.
[9:34] Maybe back in the day that you finally met my wife.
[9:36] Now your fellowship with our fellowship together, we dine
[9:39] together. You know, it's a few things
[9:42] we're done actually very sad. Like it's not a big deal.
[9:45] I just vibes I put up to the wedding doesn't mean anything
[9:48] now in this in this like story that we are have you ever not
[9:53] been to a party before where like 20 of your 20 of your past
[9:58] busy Now that one is anybody can get in this one.
[10:01] Like you have the liberty of streamlining people when I say
[10:05] that don't come to my wedding because we've been together.
[10:08] I know now pull up now this is happening again.
[10:10] That's that's super sealed is I don't know man.
[10:14] So you cannot do it. I don't know.
[10:16] Because this life you are in, this thing you are doing in your
[10:18] life, Wait, wait. I'm trying your question back at
[10:21] you. So you you will not even like
[10:22] one of your you know what, when we did that, what is that thing
[10:27] that we do on our story on Thursdays?
[10:29] Yeah, just with us, somebody said, somebody said that the
[10:34] agenda that they're not falling for is that you cannot sleep
[10:36] with your friends. No, that one I will fall.
[10:38] For you too, you fall for it. Yes ma'am.
[10:40] So if you are having intercourse with your friends, usually I
[10:44] tell you that you cannot invite them to your wedding.
[10:46] I'm not having intercourse, I'm I'm fellowshipping with them.
[10:48] What is the difference? What kind of fellowship?
[10:50] You people are both sitting in them and praying?
[10:52] Is that what you mean? Yes, that's what you people are
[10:54] doing. My knees on the floor, I'm on
[11:01] the floor. I mean, if they do like this or
[11:04] we do. Like this but I'm on.
[11:06] The floor, I mean. We see, I do.
[11:08] Eater on the floor. What is your problem with this
[11:11] boy? What is your problem you need on
[11:13] your bed? What is your problem?
[11:15] What will you need now to fellowship?
[11:16] I'm not I'm not having this conversation again.
[11:18] Meisha. I see that I can invite them all
[11:21] about you guys. Do you think that you can invite
[11:23] someone that you have either been with even if it's just kiss
[11:25] you have kissed and would you tell your partner you you're
[11:30] saying that the partner would not know that one is already
[11:33] married. You're building a marriage on,
[11:35] on, on, on Matlock. Bread, it was so crumble.
[11:40] What First of all, like you, we will just open a new
[11:43] conversation when you meet a bib that you are now finally serious
[11:46] with. Are you going to tell her about
[11:47] everybody you be with if she needs to, if you feel like
[11:51] there's a chance by running to somebody like you guys are still
[11:54] in the same why? Why the hell would you do that?
[11:57] Like you tell like, oh, oh, that'd be me and I, no, you're
[12:01] not. Tell her, but like.
[12:03] I don't know. You not be like oh, that'd be
[12:05] boy, I don't know how to put it. How would you do?
[12:08] How would you do? Like let's say you had your
[12:10] whole face where you were outside.
[12:12] You flip the switch. That's the best way to explain
[12:14] this piece. Flip it.
[12:15] You did outside now Yeah, you did shake *** and these ***
[12:19] where you they are fun. Like let's say they be 10 ***
[12:22] like 5 of them now don't feel the shit.
[12:24] Don't you feel it, bro? There's a Drake, there's a Drake
[12:26] line. Wait for you now where you say
[12:28] why you make me shake it that way.
[12:30] You know, that's like once you feel that she did not tell you
[12:33] no, no, no, no, no. First of all, first of all, is,
[12:36] is layered #1 I won't feel bad if they don't tell me, but I
[12:41] want to know what if they don't tell me?
[12:43] I'm not going to vex like unless he's like my guy.
[12:46] Let's say like you, now is you, and then my bib does not.
[12:49] Kill him, I'll go. 1st And if you're like my guy guy, if he's
[12:53] just a random *** that I see in the club, like I don't want to
[12:56] know like I don't care about you guys.
[12:57] So yeah, let me leave joke. Now all these problems are
[13:01] doing. It's better for me.
[13:04] Like you that means you'll be going everywhere you everywhere
[13:06] you're going. This will just be expected.
[13:08] You'll just be like bro any guy like that's not even like.
[13:11] A good way to. Live because you're not going to
[13:13] trust your baby again. Because let's say like for
[13:16] example, like maybe it happened like 10 years ago and now
[13:18] they're just guys. And it's not even that they're
[13:21] close, they're just friends. You don't see them together.
[13:23] They go out for like dinner, a group of them and they're
[13:26] together. They're going to see the
[13:27] picture. You'll not be vexing.
[13:30] That's not a way to live. Now you need to be able to see
[13:32] you. Just the lost female feminine.
[13:36] I don't even feel anything, you know?
[13:38] Just don't tell me. Don't tell me, Don't tell me.
[13:42] The kind of thing there's so much power in not knowing.
[13:47] People don't people don't know that there's so much power.
[13:49] What these babes are like, oh, maybe I'm very curious.
[13:52] I'm very losing. You just kill yourself.
[13:58] I was like let me just shut up because the power of not knowing
[14:03] I prefer I love when I don't know she I love when I'm just
[14:07] everybody doesn't look me. See how this guy don't know you
[14:09] just believe me like oblivious oblivion is bliss, Ignorance is
[14:14] bliss when it comes to relation is best to not know.
[14:17] Let me ask you a question. You think you've ever been
[14:19] cheated on before? That that I know of.
[14:23] Yes or no? Do you think you have episode 2
[14:26] was what? No, that that one is different.
[14:28] Like as far that relationship that was situation like you were
[14:30] in a relationship. I don't know.
[14:33] No, no, I don't think so, because.
[14:35] I don't know. No, no, not my, not your, not my
[14:38] knowledge. But if it's out there, I don't
[14:39] want to know. Yeah, like bro, imagine.
[14:41] Ah, bro. Let me know.
[14:42] No, no, no. Tell me.
[14:44] Do it behind my back. Yeah, stab me.
[14:46] Stab me at my back. I will never.
[14:50] If you tell me, I'll kill you. Last week I got a cold.
[15:03] I was sleeping and let me tell you one thing I hate right now
[15:07] is when I'm sleeping like I find it very hard to sleep.
[15:11] So whenever I'm getting into like the point of I'm feeling
[15:15] sleepy, I'm going to be I dropped my phone one idiot now
[15:18] call me and wake me up. I hear that she's not one of my
[15:21] guys did that to me last week. I was really like irritated at
[15:23] picking up the call. I guess what this thing I asked
[15:25] me say guy guy, guy. I just matched on the people
[15:28] hinge, ha, guy, guy, guy, guy, blah, blah, blah.
[15:31] I just watching the people with the hinge.
[15:33] I don't know what she's too funny.
[15:34] I can't believe the guy was too happy was you thought of you
[15:38] just made me want to boogie. He was too happy.
[15:43] He was too too happy and I said OK, now I said I'll be a guy.
[15:48] I see you what one or two days before give me some tips and
[15:52] tricks. So that's in there.
[15:54] People need to understand that what works for the ghosts see
[15:58] that's to find the old style that's that's on jokes that I
[16:02] will crack with beam when she go laugh you will crack I should
[16:09] you even maybe start thinking about like just online dating in
[16:13] general. Have you ever been on like a
[16:15] dating site? We never.
[16:17] I shall never I feel like this is where we might lose people
[16:23] don't say anything bad this guy. I judge people that on this
[16:28] side, I I judge you. Why I judge you, why I I don't
[16:33] just know like there's this you said I should not say anything
[16:37] trend life yes, or I just feel like there's this desperation
[16:40] that comes with is is not it cannot be that bad now.
[16:45] Bro, no, no, no. People are running for like
[16:48] different things. Some people, some people know
[16:50] how to meet people online better than in person.
[16:53] Some people have like social anxieties, they don't like going
[16:55] out. So it's just best I own there's
[16:57] a platform where all of us want the same thing.
[17:00] So it's like I can filter through the people that are
[17:02] like. So that's why some people are
[17:04] on. There.
[17:04] Oh man. You know, yeah, You want to
[17:05] explain now? I'll be charging.
[17:08] I just feel like I don't know. So if I tell you that I have
[17:10] money dating site go in this podcast.
[17:17] I've been I've been on one before during COVID.
[17:19] I would not like that one. That one, it was for like 6
[17:22] months. Ah, no, no, that period, that
[17:24] period during COVID. OK, so that COVID period, you
[17:26] know, you can also depressing. So what's the point?
[17:28] I wish I cannot see the person. Let me, let me let me tell you
[17:32] the kidney. So during COVID, obviously in
[17:34] kind of was locked down, couldn't go anywhere.
[17:36] I know like me, I mean, I like to go out and so so I was in a
[17:40] very bad place mentally. Depression won't kill me, so guy
[17:44] was bored me. I just think one of my guys was
[17:46] thinking about all the beeps that he has made on Tinder.
[17:49] It was Tinder that was raining one that time I was like, bro,
[17:52] you know what, let me try this thing.
[17:54] So I downloaded the app after like one month I dated this me.
[17:59] I was all for sure that we can work on nonsense and I
[18:01] downloaded it again and I made one beep that I thought was
[18:04] going to be my wife. So she said I should pull up.
[18:07] So I had now went so I had and then her friend was there too.
[18:12] So we had her roommate. I can't be happy that she is
[18:16] today the day that you have full grammar.
[18:18] So I'm happy now like ah bro, like wow, 2 beautiful women and
[18:22] she's the I'm happy she got started.
[18:26] Do you smoke now? This is me.
[18:28] We've never smoked before in my life, and I said I wouldn't
[18:32] mind. You know, let's let's try it.
[18:37] I said, don't let me go use my ass for this vibe.
[18:40] Like boy, it was everything was going great.
[18:42] Like they be asking me questions like, you know, those kind of
[18:44] settings now, like you're the man of the hour was our people.
[18:48] So they can't bring bong for those that don't know what's
[18:53] bong like you know, like when people smoke is I want to be
[18:56] smoking machine machine they won't bring out.
[19:00] I can't text my guys. He how did they suck bomb?
[19:07] Ah, God, man, So like how it works is that like you light the
[19:13] thing, then there's water inside the bubbles and the smoke comes
[19:16] up in the canine. So I was seeing them.
[19:19] I was watching how they use their mouth so that I was
[19:22] following these techniques so that I don't make mistake.
[19:26] Now you're right about the pay attention now came to me bro,
[19:38] that's the most embarrassed I've felt in my whole life.
[19:42] So I did the thing and I can't bro.
[19:44] I'm too fast to smoke. Don't sit down my brain.
[19:47] You make me want to boogie. You said, are you alright?
[19:57] I said yeah, I did cough. He said you need water.
[20:04] Water. Guy, I won't die.
[20:09] I won't die. That guy.
[20:10] I was ha guy. It was obvious that that was my
[20:13] first time. Oh wow.
[20:15] Did you rub my back out? Sorry.
[20:16] Sorry, guy, I wanted to die. I know.
[20:19] That's my biggest thing in life was being in a situation where I
[20:22] have to compromise your hand. Yeah, on my I don't do.
[20:27] I don't like things I don't do just more so I don't believe
[20:31] that I pray I never be in that situation.
[20:33] That night I deleted all the datings.
[20:36] I so I thought I just you guys know the vibe and all click.
[20:40] I went to move. After I move I almost die.
[20:45] Any guy they were smoking my brain for like 3 days bro I was
[20:49] not normal bro guy I blew that street.
[20:57] No no no. Say no to dating sites.
[21:06] Say no to online. You don't mean I'm an organic
[21:11] person. I like meeting people cucumber
[21:16] like organic cabbage. Maybe that will help you on that
[21:20] time and you. Are still you are still cracking
[21:23] it. Carrots.
[21:30] Carrots are Carry on, carry on, carry on.
[21:32] No big. No, but organic places, you know
[21:36] how like the let's say. I won't say celery, cauliflower,
[21:49] cauliflower. Yeah, sorry, I don't go.
[21:54] OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[21:55] Natural, I mean. Natural phenomenon I like
[21:58] meeting people naturally. So like is it I like even in
[22:02] chocolate schools is that I borrow your riza, I'll borrow
[22:04] your viral. I just meet, you know, I like, I
[22:06] don't like all this. You're very OK, Yes, no.
[22:09] I don't like meeting people like I don't know, because you don't
[22:12] know who you're meeting. You don't know like you somebody
[22:14] person. I don't know.
[22:16] That's not me. I just reason sharp because
[22:18] like, hey, I like normal life normally.
[22:23] So you like you're dead as you can never join you like.
[22:26] You're 30 years. Old.
[22:27] I'd rather die so. So there's a COVID that from the
[22:31] game. So it's pandemic.
[22:32] Everybody is inside. There is no way you're going.
[22:33] God forbid, don't please go for there's no way you're going.
[22:36] So if you meet the person of the you're not still going anyway.
[22:39] Now, no, no, you can go to their house.
[22:40] I guess what you say, there's no way you're going.
[22:42] You can go for a walk. You can order pizza.
[22:45] It's you know, I don't know because it is that it's like
[22:48] never say never, because this episode now, if you go play out
[22:51] for me five years this you Ah, bro, I wouldn't lie, man, I lied
[22:58] a little bit. I didn't think that, but not
[23:01] this change. What is different?
[23:03] Ways and everything was made with this change.
[23:05] So my be by the time we broke up now like that was I was on the
[23:09] dating sites, so we were trying to see if we could get back
[23:13] together now. So one time I was with her, I
[23:16] perused on her phone again and I opened up a huge accounts ha
[23:21] that did I say I hit main. I hate I hate men in Toronto
[23:27] with all how bro I just said oblivion and ignorance.
[23:30] No, no, no, no, no, you don't follow your own Bible, You don't
[23:33] follow your own No, no, I didn't want to check like I opened the
[23:36] phone and I saw the hint. I saw 200 notification, you know
[23:39] like you know how like the notification thing I have to
[23:42] show the number like I saw 200. I don't go for now.
[23:45] I say what is here bro 2200 men one my babe, the one fellowship,
[23:52] the one fellowship with my babe are broke.
[23:54] That's the day I says no say no to dating sites.
[23:58] Another thing I think we should say no to is long distance
[24:01] dating. Oh you see I feel like we should
[24:03] even talk about that. Let's even live long distance of
[24:06] Canada and Lagos, America. And Canada or long distance
[24:11] inside Lagos itself? There's not.
[24:15] If you do both of you stay in face talk, both of you are
[24:18] inside long distance relationship You could do to a
[24:24] jar. There's there's not anything you
[24:27] could do to a jar and come out to Nigeria.
[24:29] There's no difference. It's the same thing that the
[24:30] same thing you spent. There's no difference.
[24:33] Can you be in a long distance relationship?
[24:35] I've done long distance. Can you be one right now?
[24:37] Right now? No, that was no deal.
[24:41] Please, this is this way. Can you guys be in long distance
[24:43] relation? Let's just make the comments we
[24:45] got me. I can do me.
[24:47] I can do me distance like windows to Toronto.
[24:51] I can do something like yeah, I can't do long distance.
[24:53] If you know D my city. If I cannot just if you know D
[24:57] my city, I know do bro, Nobody wanted to say you go, you're
[25:02] going to do FaceTime, carry the camera down.
[25:04] You know what I'm talking about. No, explain.
[25:07] Carry the camera down, explain. Move back, shift back before the
[25:12] people that know what they're talking about.
[25:13] They know if you don't know. That's what you are dirty.
[25:16] You are very dirty the one me I hate about the face and I just
[25:19] said is all the amount of time you will see I miss you.
[25:23] I wish you were here which one of the I wish you were here.
[25:25] I see the miss you were here as soon as we end up calling that
[25:27] person the video. So let's let's not go that way.
[25:30] Let's get have you noticed that people in long distance the
[25:34] average 200. I wish you were here per second
[25:39] when when they're talking to their partner, because I cannot
[25:41] imagine being in relations that you're dating somebody and you
[25:44] can't see the person whenever you want to.
[25:47] Sometimes the relationships are assisted situationship
[25:49] situations happen. You can't even get married the
[25:51] person now what character on that city.
[25:53] Yeah, God, no good buy me that style.
[25:54] I like when I watch all those movies, all those shows where
[25:59] like the husband is working like forget like that together.
[26:04] They've been together and then one of them will get like a
[26:06] really great job and have to live where they are to go and
[26:11] live alone. Bro, I hate stories like that's
[26:14] mean because it's like why, why you they leave me me.
[26:18] I like companionship. I like I like I understand, but
[26:21] sometimes then you just you just help.
[26:24] You have to even do offshore like if you walk all and gas all
[26:27] these things like it happens when I when I when I when I
[26:30] actually say I want to settle down, my wife will be following
[26:32] me everywhere. I know they do.
[26:36] You know they do all shows I. Know they do all show because I
[26:38] did go Madagascar you. Go follow you, everybody.
[26:41] They go everybody. Go yeah, I don't like all those
[26:45] come. I miss people very fast.
[26:47] I miss people very easy. Be real over.
[26:49] I'll be really lovable. Air bro real love.
[26:51] Stay away from you or I have to enter flights.
[26:55] Long distance. Long distance is like.
[26:57] It's not even the is the exhaustion is the time.
[27:00] Is the. Like you said, it's the missing,
[27:03] like I mean ability to do some certain things can't be
[27:06] spontaneous. You guys don't go on beats.
[27:08] You can't do anything. Like it's just no, no, no.
[27:11] Like now this summer they come now you see someone will say,
[27:14] oh, come for this P and like damn, I'm really excited.
[27:17] I cannot see my bib is coming with me because she did another
[27:20] contractor. Yeah.
[27:22] Or let's say you want to get even in the Nigerian one.
[27:25] Now you want you want fellowship.
[27:26] Now you can't say enter both 6 billion and go P.
[27:30] Because if you don't drink tiger nuts exactly Kolakalagbo or your
[27:35] Disney must find attention, you know, say this thing out of your
[27:40] body, babe, are you still coming?
[27:42] Are you there? Are you coming?
[27:43] Are you coming? You're not coming.
[27:45] Give the phone to give the phone to the driver.
[27:47] That's you. Speed up.
[27:52] There's one shortcut that you can use.
[27:54] Now big. Now enter both 6 billion.
[27:57] I'll be big. Yeah, Say no.
[28:05] Say no to online dating. Say no to to long distance
[28:10] relationship. Say no to relationship in
[28:12] general. This format, we are outside
[28:14] text. This text, text this show ship.
[28:18] This is long distance. Now everything is this
[28:20] everything I've just changed. Just text.
[28:22] I miss you. I miss you, miss session ship.
[28:25] There's a point that someone will tell you I miss you very
[28:27] good just as I hate you, I grow and only you did this for every
[28:31] day Miss miss miss I don't miss this my child down look at this
[28:35] time look at. This time.
[28:36] Then pay for it. Child.
[28:38] Down. The taste is enough.
[28:41] Pee. They're not.
[28:42] Pay for it. Oh yeah, You know, you were in
[28:45] my house yesterday. You juggled one time so me like
[28:51] who's up into my house and me, him and my mom, we're talking
[28:53] we're just gisting well, I feel like my mom is going to be she's
[28:57] going to be a guest on this episode on this podcast one
[29:00] game, but that that that was a lucky podcast.
[29:03] So we're talking about a relationship like just hearing
[29:06] somebody from like our like the previous generation talking
[29:09] about dating rights. Man just realized that she did.
[29:11] I don't see. She does not know that I'm going
[29:14] to write. You see life now.
[29:16] Just. She thinks.
[29:17] She thinks that she gets married.
[29:20] Mommy, calm down. The reason why I brought that up
[29:23] is that there's one time where you were laughing.
[29:25] You can't say folk. Hey, you don't.
[29:28] You don't notice how you didn't laugh.
[29:30] You didn't. Fuck, Guy.
[29:32] I almost told you. I don't think my mom was.
[29:34] Even if she did that, you would like to.
[29:41] Yeah, Sir. But you just realized that
[29:43] there's some of my friends that I cannot trust them to be on the
[29:48] phone. If I'm driving my friends in the
[29:49] car, I cannot trust them to be on the call and I will talk to
[29:53] them and they will not see some nonsense like my friends name
[29:56] people. That boy does that boy with that
[30:00] boy has casted me before in the car because it doesn't even have
[30:04] to be Prince. Like, let's see how we need the
[30:06] car. A baby is in the car if I tell
[30:08] you. Oh, also, you're on speaker.
[30:11] That's some things you should not talk about.
[30:13] That is not the time you should be telling me guy.
[30:15] That party last night was March, bro.
[30:18] This is not the time. That people was looking at.
[30:23] You may have to have to start coming up with new new lingo for
[30:28] when my situation like that to tell your guy I feel like Apple
[30:32] first and foremost if you ever listen to this anybody else in
[30:35] Apple Tim Cook once you the first feature on the next iOS
[30:42] upgrade should be that FaceTime that automatically goes to
[30:46] loudspeaker or farm first and foremost ask me first should I
[30:52] put on loudspeaker or not. You can just direct to my life
[30:56] and post to the public. Come do that.
[30:59] Nah, some *** will cast you shame like I like.
[31:02] I wouldn't name him before. That boy has done it to me many
[31:06] times. I'm like, Guy, what is your
[31:08] problem? And because he has already
[31:10] started talking. Yeah, you cannot, guys.
[31:12] So you don't have to like wow. I played very well.
[31:16] I find myself. I say hello to my say hello to.
[31:19] I'm driving. I'm driving like how I supposed
[31:21] to do that? I did with Cassandra do not see
[31:25] code, do not see a guy that beat me that baby, that baby
[31:30] yesterday me people this our production.
[31:31] I feel like you can't do what are this can't do like bro, even
[31:35] when we are a DT and he knows that that there is somebody in
[31:39] the background and that time he wants to talk nonsense like bro
[31:43] like. You say which one of the babes
[31:45] is that production? Now please, please, now please
[31:50] bro. One time I was we're coming back
[31:53] from like US, me and my family. And I was like a good call.
[31:58] I told these people my parents are in the car after like 15
[32:02] minutes of this. You know, when guys are just
[32:03] lost, they've lost the plot of the bro.
[32:06] They just start to be seen. Also, that's why I'm Gopu.
[32:15] Some guys will cast you me and they will do it on apologetic.
[32:18] I see like they do. They don't even realize that
[32:21] they are doing it. But I feel like everybody has
[32:22] that one friendship. Everybody has that one person
[32:25] that like if you know that you are in the in the valley of the
[32:28] shadow of death, you must not be their core is.
[32:31] That way are with people. You are with somebody that you
[32:34] know you know that must not know your story or your your parents.
[32:38] Please you guys, let's just attack that person in the
[32:41] comments. Who is that your friend that if
[32:44] they call you, you probably no, cannot, because we cast you cast
[32:49] your family's secrets after the call, you call over 5 minutes
[32:53] ago, 6 billion hours. About these friends that like on
[33:07] loudspeaker that they can just randomly cast you, that is what
[33:11] the previous generation did not have when it comes to like
[33:14] people that can just cast your all your secrets just randomly.
[33:19] That's like you know, when you're on speaker like our the
[33:23] previous generation of like men. These guys were professional
[33:26] cheats, the master, the acts of cheating, the tactics.
[33:32] I don't want to call them. I don't want to say.
[33:35] Our fathers what our older generation there like, like for
[33:40] example, now us, not us, our generation when we are cheating,
[33:44] we hear every every day on Twitter, there's always one
[33:46] cheating scandal catching us, catching people catching people
[33:51] catch you right down there though they will catch you 2
[33:52] years later or three years later.
[33:56] This one our the older generation they are when I mean
[34:00] they are plagues between the evil spirits.
[34:03] These guys are evil. They merge conglomerates of
[34:08] families and we don't know they have kids every year.
[34:13] Let me give you this gist. Now there was this I'm not I
[34:16] don't know if it's my site there, but I can I can.
[34:19] Let me just give you guys the the preamble of the gist.
[34:22] This guy was on all those daddy's boys.
[34:24] He loved his dad. His dad was always present.
[34:26] He come back from school, his daddy's in the house.
[34:29] Amazing families that always come for visiting, they come for
[34:34] graduation. Never missed a moment that was
[34:35] ever present. The most present that ever.
[34:38] Unfortunately, the guys that now died.
[34:41] They kicked the buckets. Yeah, exactly.
[34:43] The guys that died now, so during burial everything
[34:46] happened only for time to, you know, they were doing rights for
[34:50] the burial and everything. Look for the guy to discover
[34:52] that this guy has 4 kids outside and he was present in those four
[34:58] kids life too outside. Which time did he used to
[35:02] spread? Nobody knew like bro they would.
[35:05] They will have multiple families families and none of them will
[35:08] know about each other and they will be living in the same lady
[35:11] in the same house. So not the same No no the same.
[35:13] I'm talking about like image of the family.
[35:15] Guys would stay in the same house.
[35:17] No four families. They will not still be the same.
[35:19] They'll be in the same city now, they'll be in the same States
[35:22] and they will not know the guy will be present in all of their
[35:25] lives. They will take care of all of
[35:26] them, spend money on them, pay for their school fees,
[35:29] responsible father. We travel with them, they travel
[35:32] with him and there is no trace on the Internet.
[35:35] There's no wife that is posting dumb.
[35:38] There is no there's no, there's no what they call it.
[35:42] There's no there's no friends to cover them on the phone.
[35:51] I know I'm being a big right now that we went for one party made
[35:59] the video of me. I just the vibe. 30 seconds
[36:03] later somebody called me. I was at work so I had no people
[36:08] supposed to say pick up Kim and this is audience.
[36:11] I said I always say I can't pick up the corner say keep that
[36:14] video they just posted please it's not for me, it's for my
[36:16] guy. Please delete that video.
[36:19] I said why the guy? I want to watch the video again.
[36:21] There's nothing going on because I was best the video to make
[36:23] sure that there is no incrimination.
[36:25] Bro, my parents is the guy they cheat on his bed for the party.
[36:30] They called another babe for at the party in front.
[36:34] Of everybody he did not care about no camera. *** are funny
[36:37] man. I will be a lot of DJ booths of
[36:40] DJ. But you they cut.
[36:42] This is why they are always catching you people.
[36:44] You guys should go and learn from the previous generation.
[36:47] Sit down and learn from our older generation.
[36:49] Those guys, they they had the blueprints.
[36:51] Or is it that that our our the older generation women were just
[36:56] not as nosy or. Curious or anything not just ask
[36:59] any questions or they there must be something we did baton
[37:02] exchange right now. The babes are the men of the
[37:06] previous generation. They're the ones that are
[37:07] greater cheating. They mastered the art of it.
[37:10] You've mastered the the they are by Picassos.
[37:14] There are some there are some babes that when they cheat, you
[37:16] cannot hate them. You just be like wow, wow, ties,
[37:20] ties, wow. How did you pull it off?
[37:23] Wow, that's good. No, there's some with some bro,
[37:27] I know some *** Some *** also have the talent in Toronto.
[37:31] We. Know that *** now?
[37:33] Good *** like that's that's some guys I know personally that the
[37:36] way they cheats. I look at them in all like wow
[37:41] like this guy is a professional guy like this is not guy.
[37:44] He has the ball on strings bro. Like this is some.
[37:48] Pedry is dictating the play. Everything is not catching
[37:53] catch. We see.
[37:54] There's no evidence for anywhere.
[37:55] It's not as if he's hiding, getting done with the chest.
[37:58] That's what I'm saying. We'll just have some some old
[38:01] heads, like some people that are just old, many young people's.
[38:05] But that guy knows. You can tell that he has lived
[38:07] this life previously. I didn't.
[38:08] Have a production. You know, we, we always say that
[38:10] he has family in Nigeria production.
[38:13] We do it a production for Nigeria and he drives here and I
[38:15] say that's just the kind like. How OK, how *** *** I remember
[38:24] this kind of that I have families in Nigeria and you
[38:26] would never know. You would never know any who I
[38:30] feel like we have we have spoken a lot about you know what do we
[38:33] talk about? Online dating say no to it.
[38:36] Long distance relationship, say no actually they live in Lagos,
[38:39] New York, London and Toronto. Anybody if you are staying in
[38:42] any way and the next person is staying in any of these four
[38:45] cities, that person is cheating. I don't ever just tell this
[38:48] story. 11 last. Story.
[38:50] Yes, let's give them one. It's the next episode.
[38:52] Just one last. Story you get everything No, I
[38:57] would no no, no. I love to give them.
[38:59] You must give them. You must give them the the fans
[39:01] are. Salivating.
[39:02] You know, we've talked about marriage and people, people just
[39:05] getting married. Let's see, somebody just
[39:08] announced their proposal and I'm not going to lie, I don't want
[39:12] to say too much so that I don't incriminate.
[39:15] Yourself. No incriminate Dean OK, I want
[39:18] to cast them, but they know themselves and I think they
[39:21] listen to this podcast. You were with somebody I know
[39:26] last year at the end of the year October ish now guy being white
[39:30] good, they said the most now at the end of the October, November
[39:34] is even worse and in May they are proposing to you everyone
[39:40] that's handing mathematics. I'm not going to say more than
[39:42] that because I don't want. To cast, but let's end the
[39:45] episode on that, on that, on that.
[39:46] Notes on that, notes here, there, there, there.
[39:48] People in the comments, please let us do the mathematics.
[39:50] What's this all? You will be somebody in November
[39:53] of last year, but you mean they're proposing to you.
[39:56] Let's go to the math together. You're alone or you're alone.
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[40:24] Go. Tear with my ear.
[40:26] Even the thoughts of it just makes me want a movie.
[40:28] My mouth dismissed. Me my name is KP.
[40:31] My name is Ozoma by Gadgets for you.
[40:33] Born on the call market day where the vibe never stop at the
[40:35] vibe never ends. Yes, you know, do them your own
[40:41] catch phrase. My name is KP where I check
[40:45] phones every day. That is not that is not.
[40:48] That is not my catch phrase. Don't worry, it will come
[40:50] naturally. It's going natural.
[40:51] But thank you guys for listening.
[40:52] Love you guys so much. Catch you on the next episode.
[40:54] And there's debates this next week.
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[41:25] Yes. Do we have purpose in this life?
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