# Grecian Marble Wet T-Shirt Contest An episode of [Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1784017006), 4 Mar 2025, 1 h 04 min. Audio: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/441/claritaspod.com/measure/prfx.byspotify.com/e/rss.art19.com/episodes/cc25076e-9b3b-4e2c-af54-1c99c9b051a2.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIhVJbnZpc2libGVOZXR3b3JrBjoGRVQ%3D--0761ee75eb25694efc17849092f8583c07f6c68b The human body can manage all manner of insults and injuries, but complimentary valet should be standard. Shiny versus glowy versus sliding down the hood of a car. Kate gets a hot towel at the barber shop. Jacquelineโ€™s uncapped pen dries out. A Grecian marble wet t-shirt contest. Microdosing alcohol. A curly haircut takes three days to settle, but Kate needs someone to tell her it looks the same. Jacqueline wants to take up 3D printing and continues to yearn for a patent illustrator friend. Returning to your hometown Whole Foods. Reserving the Chantilly cake. In line for a honey baked ham that spans 10 blocks. Vegan caviar is here. Take control of your online experience today. Head to surfshark.com/berlantandnovak and use code BERLANTANDNOVAK to sign up and give it a try ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Rate and Review. ๐ŸŒŸ Premium Feed: Subscribe ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Shop Our Favorites: Shop My Store ๐Ÿ‘• Official Merch: Merchtable Store ๐Ÿ“ฑ Instagram: @poogpodcast If you ever hear an ad during the show that you suspect shouldn't be there - please immediately let the Berlant & Novak ads team know at podcasts@wearebv.com While there are strict blocks on certain ad categories in the show's automated ads system, **sometimes advertisers find ways to circumvent these restrictions**. They might categorize their ads differently or use unclear descriptions that don't immediately flag the show's set filters. The ads team greatly appreciates you flagging these ads so they can identify advertisers who are gaming the system. Shows are listed from Apple Podcasts' charts and directory, and Podcast Index where it is used. Every show and episode belongs to its publisher and plays from the publisher's own feed; this site hosts none of them.