# Cao Boi climbs a tree - Cook Islands Ep 4

An episode of [Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1770945758), 18 Jul 2025, 51 min.

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Hop in the Survivor Time Machine as we travel to episode 4 of Cook Islands and talk Caoboi, Bran watching Survivor in the shower, and Jojo Siwa

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: The kidd of me.
[0:02] Speaker 2: I want to get some eggs for everybody. I don't
[0:05] Speaker 2: need it, but the kid to me want to climb
[0:07] Speaker 2: a tree, the kidding me. Want to get up there
[0:10] Speaker 2: and see if I can go with.
[0:15] Speaker 3: S b her time Machine, Survivor time Machine, survivor time Machine,
[0:20] Speaker 3: ser by the time Machine, serve that time machine, that.
[0:25] Speaker 1: Time machine, get.
[0:26] Speaker 2: On in to the Survivor survive out.
[0:45] Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Chase hit that high out again.
[0:48] Speaker 1: No, you guys bullied me. No, we didn't guys bullied me.
[0:52] Speaker 1: We did not bully you. No, it was try it,
[0:56] Speaker 1: it was recorded. It can all go weak, can listen?
[0:59] Speaker 1: You are this is a gross misunder remembering, misremembering.
[1:06] Speaker 4: You're not stating the facts, bro, he's remembering unrite that.
[1:10] Speaker 1: You're unwriting it. You're speaking of right, still unwritten, speaking
[1:14] Speaker 1: of unwrits.
[1:15] Speaker 5: Jonathan's still not here. Yeah, Jonathan.
[1:19] Speaker 4: He's playing music, he's recording covers on YouTube. He's doing
[1:23] Speaker 4: everything except for time Machine.
[1:25] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:25] Speaker 6: Man.
[1:25] Speaker 1: And he's like, listen, I'm listening to relyant k NonStop.
[1:28] Speaker 1: There's nothing I can do. I can't stop that, can't
[1:30] Speaker 1: pause that for the show.
[1:31] Speaker 4: I have talked to him a little bit I did.
[1:33] Speaker 4: I commented on how much bigger Lizzie has gotten, because
[1:36] Speaker 4: you know, you always every few months like, wow, it
[1:38] Speaker 4: may be so big.
[1:39] Speaker 1: And for reference, that's a baby. It'd be like his wife.
[1:45] Speaker 1: I know.
[1:45] Speaker 7: But if someone's jumping in just for time machine, they
[1:47] Speaker 7: have no idea, always think about Jonathan.
[1:49] Speaker 1: Or or Christy.
[1:50] Speaker 4: I was like, she's gotten so much bigger and he
[1:52] Speaker 4: said she still doesn't sleep.
[1:54] Speaker 5: Dang, so we might not have them next season.
[1:56] Speaker 4: Either.
[1:57] Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry about survivor.
[2:00] Speaker 7: Here's what I'll say. Here's what I'll say about this episode.
[2:03] Speaker 7: Better than last week's. Yeah, by a.
[2:05] Speaker 1: Lot, big time, big time, big uh. There were a
[2:10] Speaker 1: few funny moments we heard one of them here, which
[2:13] Speaker 1: also turned into like a really sad moment. We'll get
[2:16] Speaker 1: to that. And then Tribal Council great. The lead up
[2:19] Speaker 1: to Tribal Council great. Yes, challenges okay, okay, we'll get
[2:24] Speaker 1: to it, but a good episode overall. It was like
[2:27] Speaker 1: a new era episode.
[2:29] Speaker 4: I was going to talk about it in the in
[2:31] Speaker 4: the challenge, but I have some thoughts on new era
[2:35] Speaker 4: and old era. Like people say that there's so much
[2:38] Speaker 4: more stuff back then than there is now.
[2:40] Speaker 1: That's not true.
[2:41] Speaker 4: There's so much more stuff because they all get ten
[2:43] Speaker 4: seconds to talk and they completely move on to the
[2:45] Speaker 4: next sing.
[2:45] Speaker 7: It's true, and it's one of those things with like
[2:48] Speaker 7: rose tinted glasses where we look back.
[2:50] Speaker 1: That's what has right now. Does everything look better?
[2:54] Speaker 6: Dude?
[2:55] Speaker 1: It does? You know there's a bright light in here.
[2:57] Speaker 1: I guess we can turn that off. We don't need
[2:58] Speaker 1: that here. But thank I'm the only one that's all right.
[3:01] Speaker 1: Episode four starts Ozzie's pissed. Ozzie lost his smile. I
[3:04] Speaker 1: don't think he was pissed. He was sad. Yeah, that's
[3:07] Speaker 1: a fair point, but it presented itself kind of angry
[3:11] Speaker 1: because he was like that clip, I need the clip. Yeah,
[3:15] Speaker 1: going to our queens. Yeah, Ozzie's upset.
[3:21] Speaker 7: He's like, well, obviously, you know his alliance member loose
[3:25] Speaker 7: alliance member, I would say, got voted out last week, and.
[3:29] Speaker 4: He didn't throw the challenge to cause it. So he
[3:31] Speaker 4: was all mad about him.
[3:32] Speaker 7: Yeah, and so he's like, you know, I get everybody's food,
[3:36] Speaker 7: I get everybody's fish.
[3:37] Speaker 1: Well how about I just stop? How about that? But
[3:39] Speaker 1: then he doesn't. He proceeds to catch even I believe
[3:44] Speaker 1: he does, but he doesn't feel good about it. Yeah
[3:46] Speaker 1: he hates it. Yeah, yeah, man, he's it's an internal conflict.
[3:50] Speaker 1: You know what I thought when I saw that fish,
[3:52] Speaker 1: there's a lot of meat. Exactly what I thought. That's
[3:57] Speaker 1: exactly what I thought. Uh. He called it giant fit,
[4:00] Speaker 1: big fish, big big fish. I mean, that's Ousie's strategy
[4:05] Speaker 1: and it you know, listen, Ozzie has a strong episode,
[4:09] Speaker 1: a lot of fish, swimmeral fast twice.
[4:12] Speaker 5: Yes, are you still unimpressed?
[4:15] Speaker 1: I I'll be honest, yes, really I that was for
[4:25] Speaker 1: you guys at the room, not for anyone listening. I
[4:28] Speaker 1: appreciate how good he is at surviving, but is he survivor?
[4:36] Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing.
[4:39] Speaker 1: You're witnessing the the baby steps that make him the
[4:44] Speaker 1: player that he is.
[4:45] Speaker 7: You're watching him get everyone food and be like, they're
[4:47] Speaker 7: not going to vote me out. I get them food.
[4:50] Speaker 7: You're watching poverty manipulate and flirt with all the guys.
[4:55] Speaker 1: That's how she becomes a player. She is just in
[4:57] Speaker 1: the baby stage. Listen to all. That's all I'm saying.
[5:01] Speaker 4: Now, I will say Parvy is a little more impressive
[5:03] Speaker 4: through four episodes.
[5:05] Speaker 7: I think, yes, but we haven't gotten to uh post merge,
[5:10] Speaker 7: where individual immunity will be coming into play.
[5:14] Speaker 5: And you know he has a reputation as.
[5:16] Speaker 1: A challenge piece. The Osman cometh. So that's when I
[5:21] Speaker 1: thought that was another time where the Osman comes.
[5:25] Speaker 4: It's look, I'm referencing Osbourne album and nothing else. Oz
[5:31] Speaker 4: fans Osmosis album.
[5:35] Speaker 1: He's good, didn't Die Great? Yeah? Man, Uh that's all
[5:41] Speaker 1: we got to say about that.
[5:43] Speaker 5: And then.
[5:45] Speaker 1: We got a little candy. Yeah. Candace gets back from
[5:48] Speaker 1: Exile Island, which just could not matter less.
[5:52] Speaker 5: It's so funny.
[5:54] Speaker 1: There's no idol out there. There's no idol out there.
[5:57] Speaker 1: The amount of time that we are spending on Exile
[6:00] Speaker 1: and this season versus the last couple of seasons is hilarous.
[6:03] Speaker 1: They're just done. It's done. There's no point to go
[6:06] Speaker 1: out there.
[6:08] Speaker 5: They're gonna keep sitting that. Kadus comes back.
[6:10] Speaker 7: She's grilled by her tribe about why she was the
[6:12] Speaker 7: one sent to Exile Island, as if she would know
[6:15] Speaker 7: right well, and what she does to get out of
[6:17] Speaker 7: it is she pulls a classic Jonathan move by just
[6:20] Speaker 7: going my brain, yea.
[6:22] Speaker 1: What she actually says, is my mind. But I thought
[6:24] Speaker 1: that was a funny mind.
[6:25] Speaker 4: I mean, I thought it was. It was a good
[6:27] Speaker 4: play by her. It was the only play. She couldn't
[6:29] Speaker 4: have been like, yeah, the other whites are trying to
[6:30] Speaker 4: help me.
[6:31] Speaker 1: Yeah, us whites gotta stix together. Like what is she
[6:34] Speaker 1: gonna do? She played dumb, and that's all that you
[6:36] Speaker 1: can do in that.
[6:37] Speaker 4: But her playing dumb, she oversold it a little bit.
[6:41] Speaker 4: The whoa, there are strategy implications.
[6:46] Speaker 7: I just couldn't even She's like, well, I hope they
[6:49] Speaker 7: don't find about those behind the bathroom.
[6:50] Speaker 1: Deals I've been making.
[6:51] Speaker 4: She didn't mentioned she could have been like, I think
[6:53] Speaker 4: they sent me because there's a little behind the bathroom deal.
[6:55] Speaker 1: I got behind the bathroom deal with everybody.
[7:01] Speaker 7: After that moment, we jumped pretty much. This was a
[7:03] Speaker 7: quick It felt like this episode went quick.
[7:05] Speaker 4: Yeah what well, actually off season pds and bull narrative.
[7:09] Speaker 1: I took some notes.
[7:09] Speaker 4: I have I have something. So before we went to
[7:13] Speaker 4: the challenge, Yeah, the guys, we are all just sitting around,
[7:16] Speaker 4: you know, just throwing their Yeah, just being guys. And
[7:19] Speaker 4: then Juan Pablo, JPJ, John Paul One Pablo, John Paul J.
[7:23] Speaker 4: P said that testosterone is flying and the guys want
[7:27] Speaker 4: to stick together and these girls just need manpower for sure.
[7:30] Speaker 1: Well, there you go, and I'm sure that that will
[7:34] Speaker 1: hold true.
[7:35] Speaker 7: And he won't look at all in the next forty
[7:40] Speaker 7: I think, you know, I think he's absolutely right.
[7:43] Speaker 1: Testosterp is flowing.
[7:47] Speaker 4: It's flowing, and that's why Chase can't speak.
[7:49] Speaker 1: Guys, I'm doing HG.
[7:52] Speaker 5: I'm really tired. It's flowing.
[7:54] Speaker 4: Chase is getting back into wrestling, so he's taking steroids.
[7:57] Speaker 1: Podcast sponsored by Hymns Getting Nuts. Testosterone is flowing, it's flowing.
[8:03] Speaker 1: The guys are in love.
[8:04] Speaker 7: I think it's a it's a it's very it's very romantic.
[8:09] Speaker 7: I think it's a little it's just they're just hanging
[8:14] Speaker 7: out being bros shirtless on Fiji hang out. All the
[8:18] Speaker 7: girls are over there trying to survive and work on
[8:20] Speaker 7: their shelter and they're just like, we just enjoying it.
[8:23] Speaker 1: It really is funny. It is the opposite of so
[8:26] Speaker 1: many seasons where the guys are just like, we gotta
[8:28] Speaker 1: go shelter and the girls are like we can't. And
[8:31] Speaker 1: this when the girls are like what do you guys do?
[8:33] Speaker 1: And like it's very funny what you're golimin beach. We're
[8:38] Speaker 1: never gonna lose.
[8:40] Speaker 7: I know we lost last week, but it ain't gonna
[8:42] Speaker 7: happen to gain.
[8:44] Speaker 4: But you can tell they were setting up JP and
[8:46] Speaker 4: not look so good in the story, which Billy.
[8:48] Speaker 1: I think Billy had something to do with that. I
[8:49] Speaker 1: think he got into the editing room you think so,
[8:51] Speaker 1: and they were like, hey, make him look dumb. It's
[8:54] Speaker 1: behind the bathroom deal. Now it's time for everybody's favorite
[8:58] Speaker 1: part of the episode. Not really for this one though, No. Uh,
[9:01] Speaker 1: it's the Reward Challenge. That's right, We're getting a two
[9:04] Speaker 1: challenge episode. Gimme the pillows, give it in blank. Yes. Uh.
[9:09] Speaker 7: Basically, what the challenge is for the Reward Challenge is
[9:12] Speaker 7: each tribe will select two players to be attached together.
[9:16] Speaker 7: I don't know what's up with all of these being
[9:17] Speaker 7: tied together challenges this season.
[9:19] Speaker 4: Before Yeah, Jeff was into tying people up. Before he
[9:23] Speaker 4: got into the Mud.
[9:25] Speaker 7: Twins, Jeff got really into BDSM and thought that stood
[9:28] Speaker 7: from Mud good bit, thanks Man, Bondage, Sand and Mudds.
[9:37] Speaker 4: Yeah, so type in BDSM Ozzy Auzy Loose and.
[9:41] Speaker 1: You'll get to see all the time that he's been
[9:43] Speaker 1: tied up in mud or in sands, or all above
[9:47] Speaker 1: board or all of the above, all of the above
[9:49] Speaker 1: sometimes at the same time.
[9:51] Speaker 7: Oh, if you're in South Carolina, you won't be able
[9:53] Speaker 7: to access any of that.
[9:55] Speaker 1: So is that a thing? Yeah, it's banned in South Carolina. Next, hey,
[10:01] Speaker 1: you can use my code. Go to surf shark dot com,
[10:04] Speaker 1: slash Chase Bridges for a VPN if you want to
[10:06] Speaker 1: see anything, or or you can just give porn.
[10:12] Speaker 4: You have to live with the government your idea, I
[10:14] Speaker 4: mean not the government. You have to give the porn
[10:16] Speaker 4: site your ID, your which no one wants to.
[10:20] Speaker 1: You have to like scan in your drivers yea, yes.
[10:23] Speaker 7: And so what people do is VPNs, which is great
[10:26] Speaker 7: for me because I have a sponsorship from a VPN.
[10:28] Speaker 1: So I've been pushing my code. Have you literally need
[10:31] Speaker 1: to make a video on your page.
[10:32] Speaker 7: It's just like, Hey, you like porn, live in South Carolina,
[10:35] Speaker 7: Live in South Carolina.
[10:36] Speaker 4: Don't want to see the North Carolina elected representative or whatever? Yeah,
[10:40] Speaker 4: that's they put up a representative. This is the law
[10:42] Speaker 4: that you know, because we got to cut all of this.
[10:46] Speaker 1: First of all, I have a VR head comes in,
[10:55] Speaker 1: there's no way change. I like how we started this with,
[10:58] Speaker 1: like you got put in your idea and then bad
[11:01] Speaker 1: was like, let me explain to you exactly what it
[11:02] Speaker 1: looks like, to give you a frame by frame what
[11:06] Speaker 1: you'll see.
[11:07] Speaker 4: I took a couple of wrong turns on the internet.
[11:09] Speaker 1: That's all we've all been. Where are we at challenge
[11:15] Speaker 1: all of that or keep it? I don't know what
[11:18] Speaker 1: is the average age of our listener, Like are people
[11:21] Speaker 1: listening to for the probably.
[11:23] Speaker 5: Thirty something, it's like eighteen to thirty four.
[11:27] Speaker 1: That explicit tag yeah scares yeah, yeah, all right, So
[11:31] Speaker 1: each tribe likes two players. We all together. They have
[11:35] Speaker 1: to they have to snake their way through a bunch
[11:38] Speaker 1: of obstacles, and then the rest of the tribe has
[11:41] Speaker 1: to try to help them get through these obstacles.
[11:43] Speaker 7: Once the entire tribe gets to the table at the
[11:45] Speaker 7: end of the obstacle course, one tribe member will swim
[11:48] Speaker 7: out to a barrel, dive down, unclip a decoding wheel,
[11:51] Speaker 7: and the tribe will use that decoder wheel to figure
[11:54] Speaker 7: out a message. The first tribe to decode the message
[11:57] Speaker 7: winds reared, which is blankets, pillows, and a hammock plus
[12:00] Speaker 7: the winning tribe will send someone from the losing tribe
[12:03] Speaker 7: to exile, where they will stay until the next challenge.
[12:07] Speaker 7: I mean, nothing really to write home about in this challenge.
[12:09] Speaker 7: Railroad Tribe falls behind almost immediately because they're big dumb
[12:12] Speaker 7: guys and they're really stupid and dumb, like pull these
[12:16] Speaker 7: people apart like goners, and they're crazy to keep they
[12:21] Speaker 7: keep telling them like it were tangled dumb idiot, absolute guys, morons.
[12:28] Speaker 1: You know what, Like, I what did you guys think
[12:30] Speaker 1: about that part of the challenge, because obviously we've seen
[12:33] Speaker 1: the clip the Caribbean around the rope to run around
[12:37] Speaker 1: the untangled as a individual immunity challenge or reward challenge,
[12:43] Speaker 1: but I don't think we've seen it as a group
[12:46] Speaker 1: challenge before where two people are on the thing. Like
[12:49] Speaker 1: to me, it didn't work as well, and I don't
[12:52] Speaker 1: think they do it again because I think I really
[12:54] Speaker 1: like I like it as an individual challenge. I think
[12:56] Speaker 1: it's really fun. And sometimes you get it where they
[12:58] Speaker 1: meet in the middle and they bang heads and right
[13:01] Speaker 1: right round. That's that's really fine. This was like it
[13:04] Speaker 1: was hard to tell what was going on because they're
[13:06] Speaker 1: like surrounding them like a gang, trying to protect their
[13:09] Speaker 1: jumping them into the gang. Yes, pretty nuts, and so
[13:13] Speaker 1: that part didn't I didn't work. Unfortunately.
[13:15] Speaker 4: I don't think any part of this challenge worked, especially
[13:18] Speaker 4: the phrase at the end.
[13:19] Speaker 1: But we'll get this. Yeah, oh yeah that but this
[13:22] Speaker 1: is where Ozzy gets into the water and he's behind
[13:26] Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, so, uh, every the absolute idiots, morons,
[13:31] Speaker 1: big big dumbuses, they're falling behind, Jeff. Jeff yells out
[13:36] Speaker 1: exile island looms, which I thought was very ominous. Uh,
[13:43] Speaker 1: Yule and Pinner fly through the puzzle.
[13:46] Speaker 7: But to your point, Yeah, Ozzie gets in the water,
[13:48] Speaker 7: swims out there so fast, pretty much guarantees the wind
[13:52] Speaker 7: for him, and then Yule and Pinner fly through the puzzle.
[13:55] Speaker 1: They win it for I too. The other tribe strategy
[13:57] Speaker 1: for decoding the message was try and just copy the
[14:01] Speaker 1: other team because they've got about four brain cells between
[14:03] Speaker 1: all of them, so they're just like, hey.
[14:05] Speaker 4: T number three T So rare Row is the the
[14:09] Speaker 4: dumb people.
[14:10] Speaker 1: Yeah, raire Road try because they rarely win.
[14:14] Speaker 4: And then I too come up with a pun for that.
[14:17] Speaker 4: You want to win again?
[14:19] Speaker 5: You did it.
[14:21] Speaker 1: I'm an Improv champion. Yeah, so can you guys? Was
[14:25] Speaker 1: there any like clarification or rule given on like the
[14:30] Speaker 1: starting point for the decoding wheel, like that's what I
[14:33] Speaker 1: don't know. It was like I've seen Christmas Story, Like
[14:36] Speaker 1: I know how decoder pins work, and there's like a
[14:39] Speaker 1: starting point, right, It's like, you know, line up in
[14:42] Speaker 1: with the three and then you got your thing. Were
[14:45] Speaker 1: they just like randomly guessing at where to put the
[14:48] Speaker 1: where the starting point?
[14:49] Speaker 7: Duel was really struggling at first and Pinner like they
[14:52] Speaker 7: were like, but it very quickly they figured it out.
[14:55] Speaker 7: But I mean, I have no idea. But the phrase
[14:59] Speaker 7: was also just very confusing. Yeah, it was Last Castaways
[15:03] Speaker 7: back cast one away.
[15:05] Speaker 4: I understand Last Castaways back Comma, but there's no Comma
[15:10] Speaker 4: one away.
[15:11] Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, so dumb Pete was watching an episode.
[15:17] Speaker 1: He texted me.
[15:18] Speaker 7: He said, Last Castaways back cast one away. Clunky ass phrase.
[15:23] Speaker 4: That's how I felt. So I still feel now you.
[15:25] Speaker 1: Could put that in the group threat. I would have
[15:27] Speaker 1: liked that. We didn't know if you've seen episode yet,
[15:29] Speaker 1: I watched it this morning in the shower. In the shower.
[15:32] Speaker 1: You're in the shower for four half like you have
[15:35] Speaker 1: something to put your phone in. I appreciate that because
[15:39] Speaker 1: you watch a lot of stuff for your podcast. Showers right, Yeah,
[15:44] Speaker 1: there's like a little nook in the shower where you
[15:48] Speaker 1: can put like some various shampoos and soap and whatnot.
[15:51] Speaker 1: I put phone. Okay, do you put your I D
[15:54] Speaker 1: in before you get in the shower. That's to bypass
[16:00] Speaker 1: the representative. Yeah, for Paramount Plus.
[16:04] Speaker 5: It's really weird.
[16:04] Speaker 1: It's actually Jeff Brook. She comes up and he's like, hey,
[16:07] Speaker 1: you need to put you guys want to hear this
[16:09] Speaker 1: voiceman when I just got from my wife, Hello, there
[16:14] Speaker 1: is a giant snake in the basket full.
[16:16] Speaker 4: Of baskets the way the basketball of basket fall of baskets.
[16:20] Speaker 7: Yesterday we picked up we went and picked up a
[16:24] Speaker 7: bunch of baskets from a Facebook marketplace order.
[16:26] Speaker 5: It was just like a giant basket full of basket.
[16:28] Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna, I don't care. And I carried that.
[16:31] Speaker 1: It was in our car and now it's in our garage.
[16:33] Speaker 1: There was a snake and said how many bat how
[16:38] Speaker 1: many baskets deep? Do you think this means? I mean,
[16:40] Speaker 1: I would say it's probably about twenty five baskets. Okay,
[16:43] Speaker 1: so somewhere in there, probably your house a garage. Dang,
[16:48] Speaker 1: does Liz have a VPN? Uh? She could look up
[16:53] Speaker 1: some snake video like that one that we posted on
[16:55] Speaker 1: a story last week. That should have been like that's
[16:58] Speaker 1: the type of stuff that just awful.
[17:02] Speaker 4: Wait, we were talking. I want to know more about
[17:04] Speaker 4: brand's shower things. So do you did you buy something
[17:07] Speaker 4: specifically or do you just put your phone in the bag?
[17:08] Speaker 1: What are we doing? I don't put my phone in anything.
[17:11] Speaker 1: It's just I'm just yea, guys, this isn't that crazy, Okay,
[17:14] Speaker 1: I mean it feels pretty crazy. It's not gonna get wet, Like,
[17:19] Speaker 1: what do you guys do in the shower?
[17:20] Speaker 4: It's just wetting there. I mean, I'm splits flash water
[17:25] Speaker 4: bounce is off of me. But I'm here right okay.
[17:32] Speaker 1: Water right here? You guys would be concerned about getting
[17:35] Speaker 1: your phone wet right here?
[17:38] Speaker 5: I guess mine.
[17:39] Speaker 1: We're getting people outside?
[17:43] Speaker 5: Is it crazy what I do a little bit?
[17:45] Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I watched stuff in the shower all the time.
[17:48] Speaker 1: I watched I watched your videos sometimes in the shower.
[17:50] Speaker 1: Oh awesome. Did you put your idea before it was
[17:53] Speaker 1: I require.
[17:54] Speaker 4: That I guess where my nook is in the shower,
[17:57] Speaker 4: it would get wet, which is why I assumed you
[17:59] Speaker 4: have I.
[17:59] Speaker 5: Don't want to discovering.
[18:00] Speaker 7: I think what this is, this is a situation where
[18:03] Speaker 7: everyone's shower is different and we were imagining in our shower.
[18:07] Speaker 1: Yeah, but I just stood up and showed you.
[18:09] Speaker 5: But I never put when you still said.
[18:10] Speaker 1: You were concerned. Yea, guys, hold on, come to my house.
[18:16] Speaker 1: Let's okay, let's tak I.
[18:18] Speaker 4: Have a speaker outside the shower, and I listen to
[18:20] Speaker 4: music in the shower. I have a thing in my
[18:24] Speaker 4: shower where I could put my phone in it and
[18:26] Speaker 4: watch things. Okay, I need like like behind a it's
[18:29] Speaker 4: like a little plastic case. I just I guess I
[18:31] Speaker 4: don't care as much, like, well, you're sure, and you'll
[18:35] Speaker 4: just buy another phone.
[18:36] Speaker 1: Occasionally little droplets get on the screen, but it's not
[18:38] Speaker 1: a big deal.
[18:39] Speaker 4: Yeah, And all of this is the kind of stuff
[18:41] Speaker 4: that if it happened in the New Era, all I
[18:43] Speaker 4: would cut it, cut all of it.
[18:45] Speaker 1: But this is all staying in yeah.
[18:46] Speaker 5: Because there's not much to talk about it in this episode.
[18:49] Speaker 1: What I'm saying is I watched it this morning, that's
[18:51] Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. I was gonna watch it
[18:54] Speaker 1: last night, but I'm I'm trying to finish China. Yeah,
[19:00] Speaker 1: and it's real good. I got I got the finale
[19:02] Speaker 1: left and that's it. That's what you understand. The height
[19:04] Speaker 1: behind James now and and all those players. That's the
[19:08] Speaker 1: problem though, with uh with the finalees. The finalees. It's
[19:14] Speaker 1: an hour. It's an hour and a half. And I
[19:17] Speaker 1: was done with the one episode of ten and I
[19:20] Speaker 1: was like, that's just that's good. It's just too risky.
[19:23] Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it tonight. Awesome, dude. All that to say,
[19:26] Speaker 1: that's why I watched it this morning. So I started
[19:28] Speaker 1: the shower and then I made my kids lunch. I
[19:30] Speaker 1: watched some of it so I couldn't take no of
[19:32] Speaker 1: the right. Would you make them for Lynch so sandwiches
[19:36] Speaker 1: that's a summer break. Sure. One of them likes a
[19:39] Speaker 1: honey sandwich, which is crazy to me. The other likes
[19:41] Speaker 1: a ham sandwich, some chips, proach snacks, cheese stick. I've
[19:45] Speaker 1: got a picture of. I've got a picture of. The
[19:48] Speaker 1: snake was in the basket of wo she said. She
[19:52] Speaker 1: opened she picked up a basket and it tried to
[19:54] Speaker 1: bite her. Oh did Yeah? Yeah, and I mean I'm
[19:59] Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So luckily we live next
[20:01] Speaker 1: door to her parents, so her dad right over and
[20:03] Speaker 1: took care of it a real adult. You should have
[20:06] Speaker 1: texted him like you got this. I bet her dad
[20:10] Speaker 1: loves it. Was like, hey, Chase is gone again. Yeah,
[20:13] Speaker 1: that was there.
[20:14] Speaker 7: I too would have been like, hey, can you she
[20:19] Speaker 7: said the the fucking scream I scrumped.
[20:22] Speaker 1: That's pretty strong. Yeah, yeah, because you know she had
[20:25] Speaker 1: to like fight with autocorrect on that last week. Yeah, scrumped.
[20:30] Speaker 8: In this episode, got a little bit of Exile Island
[20:36] Speaker 8: and yeah they show island on this Nope, Uh, Exile
[20:41] Speaker 8: Island's one.
[20:43] Speaker 7: Him is the one that gets into Exile Island. I
[20:45] Speaker 7: imagine the strategy was to try to weaken him up
[20:48] Speaker 7: before the immunity challenge.
[20:49] Speaker 4: Sure, I know we were lying when Billy was here
[20:51] Speaker 4: saying like we love Adam, We don't know.
[20:53] Speaker 7: No, I don't like that at all. I mean, I
[20:55] Speaker 7: hope Adam comes on the show, but I'm gonna let
[20:57] Speaker 7: him know right now. I don't like well, but I
[20:59] Speaker 7: mean he's no P.
[21:00] Speaker 1: I hate JP.
[21:01] Speaker 4: We hate yeah, P on the hate rankings, it's Juan
[21:04] Speaker 4: Pablo first and then Adam second.
[21:05] Speaker 1: One Pablo John Paul j p. Yeah, what's your favorite
[21:08] Speaker 1: person right now? On the on the season cowboy? Cowboy
[21:12] Speaker 1: for sure.
[21:12] Speaker 4: What he did in this episode brought him down to
[21:14] Speaker 4: tiny bit but he's still number one.
[21:16] Speaker 1: But he didn't know, he didn't get it was the
[21:18] Speaker 1: kid inside. Let me, let me, let me lock let
[21:21] Speaker 1: me lock in and we'll talk about it. We got
[21:23] Speaker 1: a scene where Pavarti, Pavarti, how do you see her hardy?
[21:27] Speaker 1: I don't know why it's so hard for everybody spelt
[21:29] Speaker 1: weird and Jeff calls her by what I just said.
[21:33] Speaker 4: Do you know how how people shorten it to parv?
[21:35] Speaker 4: That's a great indication of how I gonna call her parva.
[21:38] Speaker 1: Parv is manipulating Nate. Let's lay hey, I mean she
[21:44] Speaker 1: looks at the camera and the confessional and goes, I
[21:46] Speaker 1: am manipulating Nate Let's and then it cuts to Nate
[21:49] Speaker 1: and goes, you know, there might be a little spark
[21:51] Speaker 1: between us, but we'll see. Let's get a little stupid
[21:55] Speaker 1: sometimes when these ladies get around.
[21:57] Speaker 4: Let's give him a little credit. He said, my feelings
[21:59] Speaker 4: for poverty or that she's a very cool girl. I
[22:03] Speaker 4: feel like there could definitely be some sparks in the future,
[22:05] Speaker 4: but I don't want to find myself thinking like a
[22:07] Speaker 4: dumb dumb guys. You know, sometimes we can't control ourselves.
[22:11] Speaker 4: So I think he.
[22:15] Speaker 1: And then.
[22:18] Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you got to sign up for nord
[22:20] Speaker 4: VPN from Chase Bridges YouTube coach.
[22:22] Speaker 7: Uh surf shark dot com, slash surf Shark surf shark
[22:26] Speaker 7: dot com sae, they'll suit me.
[22:31] Speaker 1: Yeah, they're listening to this probably uh so, yes, so
[22:36] Speaker 1: he's you know, getting manipulated. She's playing her. Yeah, he's away.
[22:40] Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if he I think he
[22:42] Speaker 1: may be things that is genuine. I don't think he
[22:45] Speaker 1: makes it seem like, hey, maybe there'll be a little showman.
[22:48] Speaker 1: She's pretty clearly just messing with Yeah, and that's great.
[22:51] Speaker 1: I think that's awesome because he's dumb.
[22:52] Speaker 7: He's one of the big dumb dumbest guys, big dumbases,
[22:55] Speaker 7: Dude and.
[22:57] Speaker 1: Marty and the Big Dumbus some live.
[22:59] Speaker 7: But it sounds like like Josie and the pussy Cats Dale.
[23:04] Speaker 7: Oh yeah, the io tried find boobies. Booby nests, everything
[23:08] Speaker 7: you'd want to find with boobies.
[23:09] Speaker 1: That's what I say.
[23:10] Speaker 7: It's Eric all over again. The Amazonian horn dog has
[23:14] Speaker 7: made his way. Cowboy climbs a tree to get to
[23:17] Speaker 7: the booby eggs, and he just keeps saying he doesn't
[23:19] Speaker 7: need the eggs, but the kid in him wants to
[23:22] Speaker 7: get the eggs, right, So Cowboy knocks the nest out
[23:25] Speaker 7: of the tree, which, by the way, like at this
[23:27] Speaker 7: point in time, I'm like.
[23:30] Speaker 1: It's a little sad at first, because Mama bird is
[23:34] Speaker 1: up there, Mama bird is pissed. Mama bird is like
[23:37] Speaker 1: attacking cowboy. Cowboy does not care. Yeah, I thought it
[23:40] Speaker 1: was hilarious. He just stayed up there like whatever, this
[23:42] Speaker 1: happens to me all the time, that there's a kid
[23:44] Speaker 1: in me and so at but so he I'm a
[23:48] Speaker 1: little sad because it's like, you know, those are her eggs, right,
[23:51] Speaker 1: yes and so But if I was trying to survive
[23:55] Speaker 1: and I found a nest, I'd probably try to eat
[23:57] Speaker 1: the eggs as well. So I don't like, you don't
[23:59] Speaker 1: think so I don't like I would.
[24:01] Speaker 4: I don't know if I'd be able to climb the tree,
[24:03] Speaker 4: So shout out to cowboy at the right.
[24:06] Speaker 1: While you're trying to survive, you don't think you would
[24:09] Speaker 1: eat the egg, but I don't.
[24:10] Speaker 5: It wasn't like there was like a bird, a mama.
[24:14] Speaker 1: Bird with I don't know anything birds, and.
[24:16] Speaker 4: I don't know anything about different kinds of birds, and
[24:18] Speaker 4: they're different kinds of eggs. I would be like, I
[24:20] Speaker 4: don't what if I get some disease.
[24:22] Speaker 5: I would assume that they're all good to go.
[24:24] Speaker 7: I don't know, man, because don't typically with chicken eggs,
[24:27] Speaker 7: you need the non fertilized eggs. Really, I'm just a person.
[24:33] Speaker 4: To give them chickens and they eat them straight out right.
[24:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, but from the chickens, there's no roosters with those
[24:39] Speaker 1: chickens to fertilize eggs. We're not farmers.
[24:43] Speaker 5: Chases gotta be. I'm a YouTuber.
[24:46] Speaker 1: Eat all that to say, it gets pretty sad pretty
[24:50] Speaker 1: quick because it's not eggs. It's full blown baby, full
[24:54] Speaker 1: blown baby bird that has now taken the journey from
[24:59] Speaker 1: how and down to the ground and doesn't seem to
[25:03] Speaker 1: be doing super well. No bones probably snapped. Why did
[25:09] Speaker 1: you say that, I'm just saying it took a fall
[25:12] Speaker 1: from the tree. It was. It was like a fifteen
[25:15] Speaker 1: foot fall.
[25:19] Speaker 4: I'm wearing a chain in sunglasses and talking about baby
[25:22] Speaker 4: birds getting their bones and bones bird.
[25:25] Speaker 1: It was hard to look at it hard they Pinner
[25:28] Speaker 1: puts it on, puts the nest on a stick and
[25:31] Speaker 1: raises it back up to cowboy. Cowboy puts it back
[25:34] Speaker 1: up in the tree, and they're just going to hope for.
[25:36] Speaker 7: The Well, the mama bird does like get back in there,
[25:40] Speaker 7: like hey, thank you.
[25:40] Speaker 1: But I don't know how nature works.
[25:42] Speaker 4: I don't know. She's like, all right, failed experiment, pushed
[25:44] Speaker 4: the baby out now, like I don't know.
[25:46] Speaker 5: Pinner almost cries. Pinner looked like he.
[25:49] Speaker 1: Was on the on the y.
[25:50] Speaker 4: I would have I would have had a little broken
[25:52] Speaker 4: baby bird in my hand.
[25:53] Speaker 1: And I would a cowboy would have been going home
[25:55] Speaker 1: that night. I would have thrown the challenge, but I don't.
[25:57] Speaker 4: Care about the kid, and you have sending you and
[25:59] Speaker 4: the kid home.
[26:00] Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a crazy scene. That was. But now
[26:03] Speaker 1: that I know all that I know about thanks, I
[26:05] Speaker 1: wouldn't do it. And you tell me I didn't know that.
[26:08] Speaker 5: And I would have been the voice of reason on
[26:09] Speaker 5: the islay too.
[26:10] Speaker 7: I would have brought that but also Peta probably had
[26:13] Speaker 7: a field day with this.
[26:14] Speaker 1: They did, but Pete had a field day with a
[26:15] Speaker 1: lot of stuff. They did, chickens, all sorts of stuff,
[26:20] Speaker 1: which and that's maybe that's why maybe Fla, maybe Flicka
[26:24] Speaker 1: did that on purpose.
[26:25] Speaker 5: She seems like she would be the type of person
[26:27] Speaker 5: that Peter strong.
[26:28] Speaker 1: And in China they try to get them to eat
[26:32] Speaker 1: a baby bird twice and Denise can't do it either time.
[26:36] Speaker 1: You guys remember this, the little circular baby bird feathers
[26:40] Speaker 1: still on it, and Denise can't do it. And then
[26:43] Speaker 1: it comes back around when they do the you know,
[26:46] Speaker 1: all the challenges that you like, Let's see how much
[26:48] Speaker 1: you learned. She just flat out says, I'm not going
[26:51] Speaker 1: to do it.
[26:51] Speaker 4: I wonder if we could find a pet statement about Survivor.
[26:54] Speaker 1: I bet we definitely. I bet yeah, I bet they
[26:57] Speaker 1: have a page. I don't know what it's like.
[26:59] Speaker 4: What does any of this have to do with the
[27:01] Speaker 4: Hunger Games? But I bet all right? Didn't didn't work.
[27:05] Speaker 1: On our slash.
[27:08] Speaker 7: I'm team Gail. I'm Team Gail. No one's team Gail.
[27:11] Speaker 7: Our slash Survivor nine years ago. Has Peta ever had
[27:15] Speaker 7: problems with Survivor? All of the comments are Peta is
[27:21] Speaker 7: the worst. Okay, Peta has problems with Pokemon.
[27:24] Speaker 1: Well, here's something from two thousand and one Peter rips
[27:30] Speaker 1: Survivor for hammed up pig sleigh. Yes, there we go.
[27:33] Speaker 1: That's what I was looking for. That's Crazy Survivor denis
[27:37] Speaker 1: cruelty though, I mean, yeah, because the cruelty already happened.
[27:40] Speaker 1: That the animals dead. Yeah, that's true. It's true. It's true. Yeah.
[27:44] Speaker 1: It looks like all of their stuff that they were
[27:47] Speaker 1: mad about, uh, was from the first season or from
[27:51] Speaker 1: and they just let it go. And then I mean,
[27:53] Speaker 1: that guy ended up being a really bad person anyway,
[27:55] Speaker 1: So they were kind of based was the pig thing,
[27:57] Speaker 1: the disgusting challenge of biting the meat and then spitting
[28:01] Speaker 1: it into a bucket. So that's later seasons a couple
[28:04] Speaker 1: of times. Actually, Ozzie's in a season where he does that.
[28:07] Speaker 1: I remember because I put it in slow motion.
[28:10] Speaker 5: Okay, so bird is hopefully safe.
[28:13] Speaker 1: What's that?
[28:15] Speaker 7: Uh, everybody, guys, this is like a New Era obstacle. Course,
[28:23] Speaker 7: you have to build a stretcher, run through the jungle
[28:26] Speaker 7: to the beach. There you will find another teammate shackled
[28:29] Speaker 7: out in the water. You got to swim out, let
[28:31] Speaker 7: them free, put them on the stretcher, carry them back
[28:34] Speaker 7: through the jungle, and build a rescue fire big enough
[28:37] Speaker 7: to burn through a rope, which is fun because that
[28:40] Speaker 7: later becomes the fire burning chin.
[28:42] Speaker 1: This was a combination of old school and school because
[28:45] Speaker 1: the stretch stretcher, the strettle challenge, the stretcher's challenge is
[28:50] Speaker 1: like I think they did the stretcher challenge in season one.
[28:54] Speaker 1: They done it a couple of times where you got
[28:56] Speaker 1: to build a stretcher and go yeah, and so you
[28:59] Speaker 1: have that when you have the fire building, which we
[29:02] Speaker 1: know of now as being such a big part of
[29:04] Speaker 1: the show. It was a really good fun combination of
[29:07] Speaker 1: maybe they'll bring this one back for fifty I was
[29:10] Speaker 1: gonna say, like do like like we're we like obstacle courses, right,
[29:15] Speaker 1: like it's a part of Survivor it always has been,
[29:18] Speaker 1: but add a little something.
[29:22] Speaker 4: Yeah, the forest again, they have to put them on
[29:25] Speaker 4: a stretcher and load them into an ambulance.
[29:27] Speaker 5: That's the pizazz. Oh, it's an ambulance match.
[29:31] Speaker 7: I too, has the lead pretty much the whole time,
[29:34] Speaker 7: and when we get to the fire making part of
[29:35] Speaker 7: the challenge.
[29:36] Speaker 1: Cowboy is in charge.
[29:39] Speaker 7: And start he starts whipping the husks around him, and
[29:43] Speaker 7: he goes, yeah, it's.
[29:45] Speaker 5: Like I have to make up for that bird thing.
[29:49] Speaker 1: It's incredible.
[29:49] Speaker 7: Jeff goes because, like, I mean, I don't know what
[29:53] Speaker 7: you guys were thinking when he was just flinging the
[29:55] Speaker 7: smoky husks around, but I was like, dude, no way
[30:00] Speaker 7: this is going to work.
[30:01] Speaker 1: My well, no, My thought was this is probably some
[30:04] Speaker 1: sort of tradition that he growing up to make fire.
[30:08] Speaker 1: Like it's the same thing with the headache, Like it's
[30:10] Speaker 1: like these old traditions that have been lost along the
[30:14] Speaker 1: way that Cowboy just seems to her to continue, which
[30:18] Speaker 1: is so cool.
[30:19] Speaker 4: Like the racism, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
[30:22] Speaker 5: Well, dude, what's so funny?
[30:25] Speaker 7: Like we see we see him whipping it around and
[30:29] Speaker 7: going yehaw, and everyone's laughing at him, and then they
[30:31] Speaker 7: cut away to something else, and then they cut back
[30:34] Speaker 7: and it does a giant fire, and Jeff goes, whatever
[30:37] Speaker 7: cowboy was doing is working.
[30:39] Speaker 4: I trusted him. I thought he was being goofy.
[30:41] Speaker 5: I trust him with my with my whole heart. I mean,
[30:44] Speaker 5: that's so funny.
[30:44] Speaker 4: I trust him with everything except for identifying eggs.
[30:48] Speaker 1: At one point. At one point, the flame for I
[30:51] Speaker 1: two isn't quite high enough to reach the rope, so
[30:54] Speaker 1: Cowboy picks up the whole fire from underneath and just
[30:57] Speaker 1: lifts it up closer to the roads. Art I've never seen.
[31:01] Speaker 1: I forgot about that. He should have gone back to Hey, Tina,
[31:08] Speaker 1: did you consider just moving the fire?
[31:11] Speaker 7: That's so funny, the fact that he just picks it
[31:15] Speaker 7: up with his bears and it works.
[31:19] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a video of that
[31:22] Speaker 1: and then send it to Camilla.
[31:23] Speaker 4: I mean, like, if you had done this, we could
[31:25] Speaker 4: have won.
[31:25] Speaker 1: That's so funny. That's so funny.
[31:28] Speaker 5: So that means Cowboy and I to win immunity.
[31:34] Speaker 1: I went to killing it with the culture.
[31:38] Speaker 5: Today you are star wars Man. That's awesome.
[31:45] Speaker 7: Yeah, it is once once again, the losers are the stupid, stupid,
[31:49] Speaker 7: dumb idiots over on the other tribe.
[31:51] Speaker 5: I cannot.
[31:53] Speaker 1: How dumb they are. And what's her name? So the
[31:58] Speaker 1: woman who like blew the challenge and it's gonna fall
[32:02] Speaker 1: into Stephanie, Stephanie almost Stephanie. Stephanie walks up and she's like, hey,
[32:07] Speaker 1: this is I blew it with the fire and basically
[32:10] Speaker 1: it's like I should go home, like I'm the weakest
[32:12] Speaker 1: one here and like and everybody's like, okay, all the
[32:15] Speaker 1: all the guys are like, well, she's sad that there's
[32:17] Speaker 1: not that week. I know this is an easy one.
[32:19] Speaker 1: And at that point I was like, oh gosh, it's
[32:22] Speaker 1: gonna be another snoozer of a council.
[32:26] Speaker 9: And then then we get to see some actions. We
[32:29] Speaker 9: can't see some action, and that's good. What happens is,
[32:33] Speaker 9: you know, Stephanie gets back to real camps. She says, hey, guys,
[32:35] Speaker 9: are cost of the challenge on the weakest link. I've
[32:38] Speaker 9: always I agree with everyone on the tribe. I see
[32:40] Speaker 9: that as quitting.
[32:41] Speaker 7: When people do that, I'm like, it's like when Q
[32:44] Speaker 7: got the tribal consols, like everybody vote me out.
[32:46] Speaker 1: That ended up being one of the greatest tribals of
[32:48] Speaker 1: the New Era because everyone just like, sorry, cute, yeah
[32:53] Speaker 1: you can cancel Christmas.
[32:55] Speaker 4: But with Stephanie, you know, she was trying to do
[32:57] Speaker 4: everyone a favor. Yeah, so what I did there? Oh,
[33:00] Speaker 4: because on Fire, dude, you're crushing him.
[33:04] Speaker 1: Man. Uh Hey Star Wars dude, great star wars like
[33:08] Speaker 1: Harry Potter. You know, we got it all in this episode.
[33:12] Speaker 7: Hey dude, the big three of pop culture, Harry Potter,
[33:14] Speaker 7: star wars, porn, hubb honestly brother. So everyone's just like, okay, bet,
[33:23] Speaker 7: let's just send her home. Then it seems like that's
[33:25] Speaker 7: going to be the move. But then Rebecca, Rebecca sees
[33:29] Speaker 7: this as an opportunity to blindside one of the guys
[33:32] Speaker 7: and for the women to get the numbers advantage in
[33:34] Speaker 7: the tribe. We get a moment where Stephanie says that
[33:37] Speaker 7: she's so upset that she said that stuff to the
[33:40] Speaker 7: tribe because she thought that they were all family and
[33:42] Speaker 7: she could just share her feelings.
[33:44] Speaker 5: It's like, dude, this is a game for a million dollars.
[33:46] Speaker 1: She did regret it. She got caught up in the moment.
[33:48] Speaker 1: She felt bad. You just you can't be like, oh, guys,
[33:50] Speaker 1: I suck. I'm the reason we suck.
[33:52] Speaker 7: I'm holding us all down and then expect everybody to
[33:54] Speaker 7: be like, oh, no, you're great.
[33:55] Speaker 1: But she changed her mind, and that's what they did,
[33:57] Speaker 1: and that is exactly what they did. We get to
[33:59] Speaker 1: tribal but leading up to it, so they you know,
[34:02] Speaker 1: if if just the women band together, they'll have the numbers.
[34:09] Speaker 1: They take it to parv our old pal Parv and
[34:12] Speaker 1: ParvE is unsure. So she's earlier in the episode, she's
[34:17] Speaker 1: talking with Flirty Flirty fun time boy. Yeah, and she
[34:21] Speaker 1: you know, she does talk about how JP's over there
[34:24] Speaker 1: acting like king. He's the king King and the King's
[34:28] Speaker 1: is pretty but there's right now, there's not really anything
[34:30] Speaker 1: they can do, and she kind of talks to him
[34:33] Speaker 1: about it and he's like, yeah, JP's kind of the
[34:35] Speaker 1: guy blah blah blah, and she, in a confessional is
[34:38] Speaker 1: basically like, at some point he JP's gonna go, but
[34:41] Speaker 1: it's not now. Later on the episode, they go to
[34:44] Speaker 1: her and they're like, hey, we should get JP, and
[34:46] Speaker 1: she says, I don't think it's the right time.
[34:49] Speaker 5: Okay, So I'm totally because she has.
[34:52] Speaker 1: The boys in the palm of her hands. Sure.
[34:54] Speaker 5: Yeah, So who was leading the charge? Rebecca Rebecca, And I.
[34:58] Speaker 1: Was like confused because I, like, I haven't seen this season.
[35:02] Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of Parv's seasons. But one of
[35:04] Speaker 1: the big like lures of PARV is that the you know,
[35:09] Speaker 1: the women led tribe and like going and getting like
[35:14] Speaker 1: and I thought we were getting there, and to hear
[35:16] Speaker 1: her say in this first episode where it actually happens
[35:19] Speaker 1: with a girl's band together for her to be unsure,
[35:22] Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's interesting, Like it's not how
[35:24] Speaker 1: I anticipated this playing out. She does eventually come around,
[35:28] Speaker 1: like I watched the who voted for who, and she
[35:30] Speaker 1: does vote for JP. But so after the conversation with her,
[35:34] Speaker 1: Rebecca and the others feel like, oh, we got to
[35:37] Speaker 1: get somebody else, and they're like, hey, would you consider
[35:41] Speaker 1: go voting with us? Guys?
[35:43] Speaker 7: I watched this in the shower so clear, it's crystal.
[35:46] Speaker 7: You know one percent, you nailed it. So then we
[35:49] Speaker 7: get a tribal. The girls playing actually works just like
[35:52] Speaker 7: how Brand said, they blindside JP, they send him home.
[35:56] Speaker 7: But the thing I want to talk about in this tribal,
[35:59] Speaker 7: I think the most exciting thing or interesting thing is
[36:02] Speaker 7: he says, fourth person voted out of Cook Islands, JP,
[36:08] Speaker 7: that's five. That's enough unless you have the hidden immunity IDOL.
[36:13] Speaker 7: You need to bring me your torch.
[36:15] Speaker 4: The mechanics had not been where you have to play
[36:17] Speaker 4: it before the votes.
[36:18] Speaker 1: Are that's correct. So interesting that you could get voted out.
[36:22] Speaker 1: And then I totally forgot about it starts in fourteen.
[36:25] Speaker 1: I guess they understand the next season with that, and
[36:29] Speaker 1: so I'm fairly certain because they do change it in fourteen.
[36:36] Speaker 1: My guess is, and I haven't seen the season that
[36:38] Speaker 1: you guys have, which is hilarious. You guys don't know
[36:43] Speaker 1: Yule who has the immunity. Yes, I think the way
[36:50] Speaker 1: that he uses it, I imagine it's going to be
[36:53] Speaker 1: like in this scenario where it's like it's after and
[36:55] Speaker 1: it changes the course of the game and they realize, Hey,
[36:58] Speaker 1: we can't do that, we can't do that. How to
[37:00] Speaker 1: they not realize that before? That's because obviously you've been
[37:02] Speaker 1: watching from the beginning.
[37:03] Speaker 7: Recently has people used the idol like that this entire
[37:07] Speaker 7: like one through twelve or whatever.
[37:09] Speaker 1: No, the first way that the uh no, Yes, when
[37:13] Speaker 1: the idols were introduced, this is how they This is
[37:15] Speaker 1: how they did it. And idols were introduced in what season? Uh?
[37:19] Speaker 1: Because it wasn't until ten or nine. It was first
[37:23] Speaker 1: Exile Island eleven. Okay, so idols have only been in play.
[37:28] Speaker 1: I'm like nine nine percent sure. I don't watch a
[37:30] Speaker 1: lot of Starlight.
[37:31] Speaker 4: I can't wait for people to scream in the Spotify.
[37:34] Speaker 4: That's the only time that people will interact with this
[37:36] Speaker 4: show sometimess, just to be like, hey, here's a list
[37:39] Speaker 4: of everything you guys got wrong from you know, an
[37:42] Speaker 4: episode twenty years ago.
[37:43] Speaker 1: We're not Rob has a podcast.
[37:45] Speaker 4: No, we're not even about Rob has a podcast.
[37:50] Speaker 1: Yeah, first Squatemala and eleven. Yeah, we're the comedy show.
[37:55] Speaker 1: We're all about vibes. Man, do we get stuff wrong sometimes? Yeah?
[37:58] Speaker 1: Let Billy come on the show and lie for an hour. Yeah,
[38:01] Speaker 1: that's just what we do.
[38:03] Speaker 4: Now, Billy, when you say there was a behind the
[38:05] Speaker 4: bathroom deal, now, I'm Ben Shapiro.
[38:09] Speaker 1: Many people have made that comparison the Making the Merge.
[38:14] Speaker 5: Just me hit that again, Brian.
[38:16] Speaker 1: The making the Merge podcast, Making the Merge podcast, not me.
[38:22] Speaker 9: Good job.
[38:24] Speaker 5: That's a lot of meat.
[38:26] Speaker 7: So yeah, I thought that was super fascinating about the.
[38:29] Speaker 1: In the community idol. Last thing I have written down.
[38:32] Speaker 1: We start running all of our clips through an AI
[38:35] Speaker 1: that puts it out in Rob's voice.
[38:37] Speaker 7: Yes, oh man, see how many people can gaslight into
[38:40] Speaker 7: thinking Rob said something like that?
[38:42] Speaker 1: Could you do?
[38:43] Speaker 5: I think AI is unethical? Yeah, and then run we.
[38:47] Speaker 1: Get to be like it's me the Amazonian horn dog.
[38:51] Speaker 1: Why don't we just get him on the show. Yeah, yeah,
[38:53] Speaker 1: we will, we will. He's awesome. We like him a lot.
[38:56] Speaker 1: The last thing I pointed out is when JP is
[38:58] Speaker 1: doing his vote out confessional, he goes, you guys outwitted.
[39:02] Speaker 7: Me big time, Like, no, dude, you've been out. You
[39:04] Speaker 7: could be witted by a snail.
[39:06] Speaker 1: Dude. I'm a Billy boy for life. We hate JP.
[39:10] Speaker 1: All my boys hate JP.
[39:11] Speaker 4: We love Billy same And I have a bone to
[39:14] Speaker 4: pick with Chase because Chase incorrectly said that the next however,
[39:20] Speaker 4: many boots were minorities. But we know JP disowned the
[39:23] Speaker 4: Hispanic race twice, so Chase was wrong also.
[39:29] Speaker 1: And just just to just to clarify, Yeah, they pulled
[39:32] Speaker 1: the women, pulled in Brad, and at some point, so
[39:37] Speaker 1: that Brad was in, then that Nate was Actually is
[39:40] Speaker 1: Nate and JP are the only people that voted for
[39:44] Speaker 1: uh Stephanie. Yeah, And so I guess I guess they
[39:50] Speaker 1: felt like Brad was maybe the most on the on
[39:53] Speaker 1: the fence there, and so at some points to go
[39:55] Speaker 1: back to poverty. At some point she does come around
[39:59] Speaker 1: to the idea, and so I imagine there was more conversation
[40:01] Speaker 1: that we don't get to see because of time constraints
[40:04] Speaker 1: that once Brad is on board, perhaps Brad talked to
[40:07] Speaker 1: somebody else and Poverty starts to catch wind of what happened,
[40:12] Speaker 1: and it's like, Okay, I guess it is time to
[40:14] Speaker 1: go after JP.
[40:16] Speaker 4: And I'm glad she did it because I'd rather keep
[40:18] Speaker 4: Stephanie in the season at this point than JP.
[40:21] Speaker 1: And it's not just because of Billy, right right.
[40:24] Speaker 5: I do have one fun fact with Chase for this episode.
[40:29] Speaker 1: Fun fact with Chase. That's what I was waiting for.
[40:32] Speaker 5: We need to get you to record. I was just
[40:36] Speaker 5: doing brands machine. Mm hmm.
[40:41] Speaker 1: You guys bullied me. We'll do it.
[40:44] Speaker 6: We'll do it with you. We're gonna do it with
[40:48] Speaker 6: me myself. If I don't do it with you, then
[40:52] Speaker 6: I'll never watch anything in the shower again. We both
[40:54] Speaker 6: know that's not gonna happen. So this is as good
[40:55] Speaker 6: as like a promisary note.
[40:59] Speaker 1: It's a survivor. No, I'm not gonna do it. If anything,
[41:05] Speaker 1: you'll be better than Jojo sewah, Can I do it as?
[41:09] Speaker 1: I can do that too. Let's all do it as Heather.
[41:16] Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of that. I'm not doing it.
[41:18] Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not doing it Survivor time Yeah.
[41:21] Speaker 1: That's hard. You gotta my podcast as Survivor time machine.
[41:32] Speaker 4: I've been watching her Betty Davis Eyes real.
[41:35] Speaker 1: Are you familiar with it? No, I'm not.
[41:37] Speaker 4: I was just trying to finish Jojo Sewaker and now
[41:42] Speaker 4: and then she invented gay pop and then she.
[41:44] Speaker 1: Went on community like how JP disowned.
[41:47] Speaker 4: The She met a very hunky man named Chris Hughes
[41:51] Speaker 4: and then through the gay stuff out the window. But
[41:54] Speaker 4: now she's like got the trad wife aesthetic and she's
[41:58] Speaker 4: singing about Betty Davis eyes. Apparently there's a song from
[42:01] Speaker 4: the eighties that she covered and it's the worst thing
[42:03] Speaker 4: I've ever heard.
[42:04] Speaker 1: Should we just play it? We'll play it after the Okay,
[42:07] Speaker 1: I do have a trivia. I have a fun.
[42:09] Speaker 5: Fact fun fact with Jays about Jojo.
[42:13] Speaker 1: It is not it is about this episode marking. This
[42:15] Speaker 1: is the first time to feature a cold open in
[42:19] Speaker 1: which an episode begins pushing the story before playing the
[42:21] Speaker 1: title sequence.
[42:23] Speaker 5: This was the first time that ever happened.
[42:24] Speaker 4: I forgot you had a fun fact while I was
[42:26] Speaker 4: listing off Jojo.
[42:30] Speaker 1: That's interesting. But yeah, that's that's the only fun fact
[42:32] Speaker 1: for today. I love you. I love the Cold Opens.
[42:35] Speaker 5: Yeah I do too. I think it's a great, great idea.
[42:38] Speaker 1: What about what this episode? Sorry, would you like to
[42:42] Speaker 1: know what a gainership was in this million? A little
[42:45] Speaker 1: too high? Fifty fifteen point eight three? Fifteen point eight six,
[42:49] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fifty point eight three. It's about fandom. Yes,
[42:54] Speaker 1: that's exactly where I am to. That's where I get
[42:55] Speaker 1: my fun. All right, that's three million off, No big deal.
[42:59] Speaker 1: Yeah it was close. Crazy because now they get like
[43:02] Speaker 1: two million in episode. But that's just network TV. Baby,
[43:05] Speaker 1: I don't know if there do their current ratings count
[43:08] Speaker 1: what people when people are watching on paaramount plus afterwards? No,
[43:11] Speaker 1: it probably is close to whoever has a Nielsen box?
[43:14] Speaker 1: It's uh who has a Nielsen box? I wonder if
[43:17] Speaker 1: there's a way for us to get that data, Like,
[43:19] Speaker 1: are ten million people watching Survivor on paaramount plus? I
[43:22] Speaker 1: don't think so, but it's more than it, and there's
[43:26] Speaker 1: there are those I think those writings have started to
[43:28] Speaker 1: become available when like they've started doing live plus three
[43:33] Speaker 1: plus streaming, but it's not.
[43:34] Speaker 4: As readily like I've seen that for aw Now that
[43:37] Speaker 4: gets worked into the ratings.
[43:39] Speaker 1: How interesting. I'm looking it up. Okay, yeah, so we'll
[43:44] Speaker 1: just here. Because it says Paramount Press Express dot Com
[43:48] Speaker 1: May twenty fourth of twenty twenty four, Survivor is the
[43:51] Speaker 1: number one reality show on Paramount Plus. The series averages
[43:54] Speaker 1: eight point four million viewers, so almost ten million viewers.
[43:58] Speaker 1: That's crazy good. That's crazy ten million viewers. And we
[44:03] Speaker 1: only have eight listeners every week. That's it's the off season.
[44:07] Speaker 1: We'll get it. We only have eight total. They'll get it.
[44:10] Speaker 1: They'll come back.
[44:11] Speaker 7: And I didn't listen last week, so it was only seven.
[44:14] Speaker 1: When do you ever listen anyway? No, I don't listen
[44:16] Speaker 1: to wasn't the show? It sucks. I listened in the shower. No,
[44:21] Speaker 1: the episodes that I see you guys on shower for
[44:23] Speaker 1: eight hours a day. Guys, I take a lot of showers.
[44:26] Speaker 1: Do you really I do? I take like two a day?
[44:27] Speaker 1: Probably I really do a day. Yeah, I take a
[44:29] Speaker 1: lot of showers. Your water bills? How long are the showers? Uh?
[44:33] Speaker 1: Probably longer than they should be. Okay, I pick one,
[44:37] Speaker 1: like long song.
[44:38] Speaker 4: I'll take a nine minute song and be like okay,
[44:40] Speaker 4: like once the guitar solos coming.
[44:42] Speaker 1: That's my cue to get out of here. WHOA, No,
[44:44] Speaker 1: I'm taking at least twenty minutes. So what like, give
[44:47] Speaker 1: us some examples? What song Carmen's more like? Event of
[44:53] Speaker 1: metal songs that run longer, free burdens. What about Carmen's Champion.
[44:57] Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of Carmen.
[44:59] Speaker 4: That's a long song. It is a long song of
[45:01] Speaker 4: Maverick City. You know, I'll put Maverick City on because
[45:04] Speaker 4: that's like a fifteen minute song. Every song they do
[45:07] Speaker 4: you know what to Oh sorry, Betty Davis eyes, Yeah,
[45:10] Speaker 4: but I played the wrong one. This is the song
[45:12] Speaker 4: I always put on in the shower.
[45:17] Speaker 1: Is this her? No? This is the original where the
[45:22] Speaker 1: singer is better. No, this is Jojo Siwa. Wait show
[45:26] Speaker 1: me dude? Oh no way.
[45:29] Speaker 4: So she doesn't sound terrible until the chorus.
[45:31] Speaker 5: I guess I'm gonna be real.
[45:32] Speaker 1: Sounds pretty good. Yeah, she did sound good.
[45:34] Speaker 4: I guess I've just heard the thirty seconds who decided
[45:36] Speaker 4: to post? Which is dreadful?
[45:38] Speaker 9: Okay?
[45:39] Speaker 1: Is this the.
[45:42] Speaker 4: It's the pro blush get to the line. That's when
[45:45] Speaker 4: it's it falls off the rails? What this is important?
[45:49] Speaker 4: She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
[45:52] Speaker 4: That's the line, like, you know a lot about that.
[45:54] Speaker 4: I've listened to this this real and I've listened to
[45:57] Speaker 4: people over and over again.
[46:12] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's rough, That's what I mean.
[46:13] Speaker 7: Hey, overall, Look, do I think that it's funny that
[46:17] Speaker 7: Jojo Siwa went into the Big Brother House a very
[46:21] Speaker 7: prominent figure in the gay community, and then and then
[46:25] Speaker 7: and then Mickey Rore got kicked out for being homophobic
[46:28] Speaker 7: towards her because he was like, are you sure you're gay?
[46:30] Speaker 1: And then he's like, you're not, I'll make you not gay.
[46:33] Speaker 1: And then someone else in the house did make her
[46:35] Speaker 1: not gay, and that's pretty crazy.
[46:36] Speaker 4: Yeah, and so that's got to be like a huge
[46:38] Speaker 4: blow to Mickey's confidence because he wanted to make Jojo
[46:41] Speaker 4: not gay and he couldn't do it. But then Chris
[46:43] Speaker 4: Hughes comes along and then the gay leaves Jojo.
[46:46] Speaker 5: Yeah, is it funny that Jojo Siwa did that?
[46:48] Speaker 1: Yes?
[46:48] Speaker 7: But also, do I think it's okay to to bully
[46:51] Speaker 7: that twenty year old woman?
[46:53] Speaker 4: I actually I like Jojo Siwa and because she's so
[46:56] Speaker 4: hated and I'm a contrarian. Yeah, but because it's the
[47:00] Speaker 4: on all the clips of her being cringey, and then she.
[47:02] Speaker 1: She does she's like, you know, I got a great attitude.
[47:04] Speaker 4: Yeah, she did the dream guests on my podcast, one
[47:07] Speaker 4: of my exites for sure.
[47:08] Speaker 1: And then you know, later, thank you.
[47:10] Speaker 4: She does an interview and she's like, you know what,
[47:12] Speaker 4: I get it, I get why you all made fun
[47:14] Speaker 4: of me.
[47:14] Speaker 5: It was cringey, and I'm like, thank you for.
[47:16] Speaker 1: The last time that I saw Jones. While she was
[47:18] Speaker 1: dressed like a member of the village. The village people
[47:22] Speaker 1: people would like a it was like a construction site
[47:26] Speaker 1: a bit, and listen, here's the here's the thing about
[47:30] Speaker 1: she was a five year old on national television and
[47:33] Speaker 1: forced to dance. Yeah, so it's like we got to
[47:35] Speaker 1: give her some Somebody was going off on me about
[47:38] Speaker 1: my Ariana Grande fandom, like, dude, she grew up in
[47:41] Speaker 1: the Nickelodeon insane asylum, Like there's gonna be some crash outs.
[47:44] Speaker 1: Was that me?
[47:46] Speaker 4: No, it was somebody who like, whenever I bring up Ariana, they.
[47:50] Speaker 1: They hate her so much.
[47:51] Speaker 4: He's a huge Yeah, not not quite. I don't love
[47:56] Speaker 4: Jojo as much as Ariana, but well that would be
[47:58] Speaker 4: insane that that would be pretty crazy.
[48:00] Speaker 1: It'd be a crazy thing to do. One of them
[48:01] Speaker 1: has like real, real talent. Yeaheah. I just like Jojo
[48:04] Speaker 1: because of how much people hate her. Sure yeah, I
[48:06] Speaker 1: mean hey, as far as Big Brother contestants go, I
[48:08] Speaker 1: think she's better than Franky. I've never seen he was Brotherhood.
[48:13] Speaker 1: I haven't either.
[48:14] Speaker 4: I've just seen literally the Jojo stuff.
[48:16] Speaker 1: I watched those seasons growing up. I would do it
[48:19] Speaker 1: for this show, but I don't have any interest in it.
[48:21] Speaker 1: I don't know if I do it for this show.
[48:23] Speaker 1: Like three episodes a week. Yeah, they do a little,
[48:26] Speaker 1: and they used to. The new season is starting, like
[48:30] Speaker 1: that's what we do. Let's talk off. Let's talk episodes
[48:32] Speaker 1: a week.
[48:33] Speaker 5: I would rather cover Love Island.
[48:35] Speaker 1: Whoa, No, No, I don't really know anything about I
[48:38] Speaker 1: know it's everywhere, but I don't know anything about Love Island.
[48:40] Speaker 1: We'll talk off the off the recording. I feel like
[48:42] Speaker 1: we've been off the recording for solid fifteen. This is
[48:45] Speaker 1: good stuff, and we have another mini recording to do. Yeah,
[48:49] Speaker 1: oh yeah, so let's get out of here. Guys. Hey,
[48:50] Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for listening. This was episode four.
[48:52] Speaker 4: Cook Islands with nos Yes, what hey?
[49:01] Speaker 1: Hang out with us over on Patreon. Okay, bye, you're
[49:07] Speaker 1: about to hear some ads that helped keep the lights
[49:10] Speaker 1: on here in the old studio. Thanks for listening or
[49:14] Speaker 1: don't listen. It's really up to you. At this point.
[49:17] Speaker 1: It is at the end of the show. I mean,
[49:19] Speaker 1: you're listening to me Hi. But here they come. I
[49:22] Speaker 1: promised they're coming. Yep, here they are. Happy Day.

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