# THE SALAMI | Endurance: Fiji Episode 3

An episode of [Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1770945758), 24 Jun 2026, 47 min.

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## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: Time machine, time machine, time machine, by the time machine.
[0:09] Speaker 1: That time machine, that time machine.
[0:12] Speaker 2: Get on it.
[0:18] Speaker 3: I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one that
[0:20] Speaker 3: cares about endurance around.
[0:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would say. So, that's how it feels.
[0:24] Speaker 1: Base Welcome back is nowhere to be found. This way,
[0:28] Speaker 1: I want to point out this is the off season.
[0:31] Speaker 1: It is or the open season. Excuse me here, slap
[0:34] Speaker 1: me with the back of his hand. You can feel it, though, Yeah,
[0:37] Speaker 1: I could feel his his presence when I said that. Uh,
[0:40] Speaker 1: what I'll say is a little bit. That is the
[0:42] Speaker 1: first episode of anything making the Merge related I've missed
[0:47] Speaker 1: in two and a half seasons or something like that.
[0:51] Speaker 1: People were pissed. Yeah, no, I know. I I opened
[0:53] Speaker 1: the Patreon. There were death threats. Someone said they were
[0:56] Speaker 1: going to send me to Iran.
[0:59] Speaker 3: Someone what's it called when someone like sends the police
[1:02] Speaker 3: to your house.
[1:03] Speaker 1: They docked me. And what's very interesting is they sent
[1:06] Speaker 1: a homing pigeon to my home and they had a
[1:08] Speaker 1: little note. And I opened the little note and I said, well,
[1:10] Speaker 1: I haven't seen one of these in four hundred years.
[1:12] Speaker 1: Opened up the little note. I don't want to talk
[1:14] Speaker 1: about it. I opened up the little note it says
[1:16] Speaker 1: you suck. I was like, all that work, you could
[1:18] Speaker 1: have just texted me that. Yeah, but it didn't. It
[1:20] Speaker 1: hurt a little. It hurt a lot more because they
[1:22] Speaker 1: had to train, They went to the they went, they
[1:24] Speaker 1: did all that work. Yeah, they had to train that pigeon. Well,
[1:26] Speaker 1: we're talking about Endurance today episode three chases here. I'm here, Jonathans.
[1:31] Speaker 1: PD's not here though, and I think that's uh the
[1:36] Speaker 1: that's the news this week. Last time he missed one
[1:38] Speaker 1: though he was he brought candy. Yeah. I don't think
[1:42] Speaker 1: he's bringing care. He might bring air conditioning fluid with him.
[1:46] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[1:47] Speaker 3: We went from p D is going to be here
[1:49] Speaker 3: and we're gonna do endurance and an off season newspod
[1:52] Speaker 3: to p D not being here, right, And.
[1:54] Speaker 1: It was out of his hands. It was in the
[1:56] Speaker 1: hands of the HVAC gods. Yes, can that just be god?
[2:01] Speaker 2: Uh?
[2:02] Speaker 3: It depends on what religion you are. Which religion are you?
[2:04] Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it. Well, you're four
[2:06] Speaker 3: hundred plus. Let's just say that when I was born
[2:10] Speaker 3: there was more than one. You know, there was more
[2:11] Speaker 3: than one. That's what I'll say. When we were using
[2:14] Speaker 3: homing pigeons and carrier pigeons. There was more than one.
[2:17] Speaker 1: Well there's still is more than one. Well, there's more
[2:19] Speaker 1: than one religion. You know, you're right, right right, I'm
[2:21] Speaker 1: more than like you know, polytheistic is what I I'm Polly.
[2:28] Speaker 3: All right, let's get to last week, which you miss.
[2:33] Speaker 1: Yes, I did not carry the idea of somebody be like, yeah,
[2:38] Speaker 1: I'm Polly. Oh you're probably not sexual. No polytheistic. I
[2:41] Speaker 1: believe in more than one.
[2:42] Speaker 3: Go yeah, honestly, how dairy?
[2:48] Speaker 1: Last week?
[2:49] Speaker 3: I left in the previously on for you because I
[2:51] Speaker 3: think you did not go out of your way to
[2:53] Speaker 3: watch episode two of Endurance.
[2:54] Speaker 1: Listen, you're lucky. I'm gonna watch episode three. What look,
[2:57] Speaker 1: you're not lies? I Endurance. I liked the I voted
[3:03] Speaker 1: for us watching the first episode of various Survivor ages
[3:06] Speaker 1: and shows got out voted. But the people they loved Endurance,
[3:09] Speaker 1: they wanted to see more Endurance. Some are saying it's
[3:12] Speaker 1: better than Survivor. Well, I don't know who's saying. Maybe
[3:14] Speaker 1: better than Survivor season forty eight. Damn sure better than
[3:18] Speaker 1: Survivor forty nine. U was Mitch in forty eight? Uh
[3:24] Speaker 1: forty eight was Joe's season, so Mitch, yeah, can't with miss.
[3:31] Speaker 1: So some people call Mitch the cinnamon of season forty eight.
[3:36] Speaker 1: Oh no, one's saying that. No, no cinnamon is beloved
[3:40] Speaker 1: around here. Okay, don't talk about Chris was beloved until
[3:44] Speaker 1: we got to the end of the game. All right,
[3:47] Speaker 1: here's what happened. I left it.
[3:49] Speaker 3: But this is really what you need to know. Okay,
[3:51] Speaker 3: we found out how they're going to make teams. Yes, uh,
[3:54] Speaker 3: there was one challenge. Yes, there was a big squabble because, uh,
[3:59] Speaker 3: the girl who looks like Miley Cyrus.
[4:03] Speaker 1: Somehow she ended up.
[4:04] Speaker 3: Everybody like paired up and the one person left over
[4:07] Speaker 3: was the guy with a dunce hat and you know
[4:09] Speaker 3: what I'm talking about.
[4:10] Speaker 1: And she was very much against I saw something about
[4:15] Speaker 1: that and Connor, you remember Connor. Connor Connor gave her
[4:19] Speaker 1: the business and was like, maybe if you just talked
[4:21] Speaker 1: to him instead of judging him, you'd be happy.
[4:24] Speaker 3: But anyway, she could have I think Connor's going places
[4:28] Speaker 3: watching like be arrested for something.
[4:30] Speaker 5: Really that the worst guy follow No Fire and Survivor,
[4:39] Speaker 5: so uh, she could have picked her own partner if
[4:44] Speaker 5: she won the challenge.
[4:46] Speaker 1: She didn't win the challenge.
[4:47] Speaker 3: The person who wins the challenge gets to pick their
[4:49] Speaker 3: partner and then pick the next set of partners. Then
[4:53] Speaker 3: that set of partner six picks the next set, and
[4:55] Speaker 3: so they went in order of what they what they
[4:59] Speaker 3: planned on, leaving Miley Cyrus with the yes.
[5:03] Speaker 1: So that's what you need to know. Who did someone
[5:05] Speaker 1: go home? No? Oh okay, well it's not gonna happen
[5:08] Speaker 1: this time. You would, you would think.
[5:09] Speaker 3: So, So it's time to dive and they're gonna probably
[5:11] Speaker 3: explain that too because I left it in, but I
[5:14] Speaker 3: figured you would really like me to.
[5:15] Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I appreciated your previously.
[5:17] Speaker 6: You know what.
[5:18] Speaker 7: I cared the partner selection games set off of Firestorm
[5:22] Speaker 7: so that.
[5:24] Speaker 2: I will pick who I want.
[5:26] Speaker 1: Why is he challenge? So this was a memory game.
[5:30] Speaker 1: So Connor won the chance? Connor won the challenge. Isn't
[5:33] Speaker 1: he's gonna win this season? You think he's the most clear? Well?
[5:37] Speaker 1: I picked Cinnamon, so what do I know about him?
[5:39] Speaker 2: Durance Official Endurance will win it all.
[5:42] Speaker 1: One thing that's the year seeing the teams. M Yeah, no,
[5:45] Speaker 1: I have eyes.
[5:47] Speaker 3: One thing that happened was once they got their teams
[5:50] Speaker 3: They each were given one of the endurance things, the.
[5:54] Speaker 1: Triangles they needed. You remember what you're talking about. They
[5:57] Speaker 1: each got one of them. Okay, and so p D
[6:00] Speaker 1: and I discovered is that they when you vote a
[6:04] Speaker 1: team out, you get there.
[6:05] Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, basically everybody, This is our understanding of it.
[6:09] Speaker 3: There's like thirteen triangles. Everybody is earning them for everybody.
[6:15] Speaker 3: And then there's why I think there's gonna be one
[6:17] Speaker 3: person left and they get all of them and then
[6:20] Speaker 3: they win.
[6:20] Speaker 1: I think that's what's happening here. So there's like six,
[6:23] Speaker 1: but a team wins, a duo win, I think so.
[6:25] Speaker 3: Yes, So there's six triangles already out there.
[6:31] Speaker 1: Okay, there's already six of them. People see us here,
[6:35] Speaker 1: all right, that's where we make our decisions. Yes, I'm
[6:39] Speaker 1: so glad that each of the guys have a trait
[6:42] Speaker 1: that helps me recognize who's head and Dana Boy, Jester Guy,
[6:46] Speaker 1: Jandre the Giant. Pretty pretty helpful.
[6:49] Speaker 3: And yes, and we also found out that the kid
[6:51] Speaker 3: with the funny hat also had a shirt on that
[6:55] Speaker 3: said my imaginary friend thinks I have.
[6:57] Speaker 1: Mental issues, which was pretty funny. But now they see
[7:01] Speaker 1: why Miley didn't want honestly, she he was putting a
[7:04] Speaker 1: lot out there. I can see if you judge Ben
[7:07] Speaker 1: told maybe yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. What
[7:10] Speaker 1: she seemed like she was pretty judgmental, to be honest
[7:12] Speaker 1: with you, Lions going square of trust, the square trust, and.
[7:19] Speaker 4: We're talking with the Orange team because we don't know
[7:22] Speaker 4: who we're going to kick off or who we're going
[7:23] Speaker 4: to give a somati to, and you kind of configured out.
[7:26] Speaker 1: I don't know what she just said. I'm gonna give
[7:28] Speaker 1: the salamis the salami who were giving the salami snati? Yeah.
[7:33] Speaker 3: What I will say, what I just heard here is
[7:35] Speaker 3: that there is some sort of vote out process.
[7:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense to me. Yeah. Although the first
[7:40] Speaker 1: time it was a challenge that determined who gots at home,
[7:43] Speaker 1: so that's.
[7:43] Speaker 3: And then last week get No One went home. Yeah,
[7:45] Speaker 3: this show is all over. We're really gonna know stuff.
[7:47] Speaker 1: I will say though, watching this, it's making me very
[7:51] Speaker 1: nostalgic for a time of my life. What time that
[7:55] Speaker 1: that age when I was fifteen sixteen, If you had
[7:59] Speaker 1: TV that far, No, no, no, no no no, let me
[8:01] Speaker 1: let me let me explain. Let me explain, not of
[8:06] Speaker 1: like watching TV from this era of just being this
[8:09] Speaker 1: age and being around other kids that age. It's making
[8:12] Speaker 1: me I can feel viscerally. I never went to summer camp,
[8:16] Speaker 1: but I did go to like a huge school.
[8:20] Speaker 6: Uh.
[8:20] Speaker 1: It's making me feel like a visceral reaction of like, oh,
[8:23] Speaker 1: I remember how it felt to be around a bunch
[8:26] Speaker 1: of teenagers that you don't know and just kind of
[8:29] Speaker 1: feeling what they're going through. And I could get emotional.
[8:33] Speaker 1: I feel an emotional reactions, feel a little insecure. Maybe
[8:36] Speaker 1: maybe I'm feeling what the jester is feeling.
[8:38] Speaker 3: Just honestly, though, the Gester seems pretty confident in himself.
[8:41] Speaker 3: Well that's good, but he didn't seem.
[8:42] Speaker 1: Bothered at all by the What we learn from Robin Williams,
[8:45] Speaker 1: sometimes the one that makes us laugh is the saddest
[8:47] Speaker 1: of us. All. Wow, So you know, excited to break
[8:51] Speaker 1: that up? Not before you in or if you win.
[8:54] Speaker 1: So you guys want who are you stening? I mean
[8:56] Speaker 1: giving this to many too? Why don't we give this
[8:59] Speaker 1: money to the yellows. We're gonna call it the salami?
[9:01] Speaker 4: Right?
[9:02] Speaker 1: Hey, what is this? I know that's Connor. I know
[9:06] Speaker 1: that's Connor.
[9:10] Speaker 8: Me and an orange having alliance, right, now and Purple
[9:13] Speaker 8: kind of thinks form the alliance.
[9:14] Speaker 1: I'm not really sure.
[9:15] Speaker 7: So we didn't say that because I'm not.
[9:18] Speaker 1: I'm not here to Connor, right, I think so I
[9:21] Speaker 1: got used to their shirts. Yea, the teams, I'd probably
[9:26] Speaker 1: give it to Yellow. That's Connor. I know him a
[9:28] Speaker 1: mile away. I mean he's trying to get them off
[9:30] Speaker 1: bossle Connor. That's so mean as soon as possible, we
[9:35] Speaker 1: don't see baby John.
[9:37] Speaker 3: So Yellow is the Miley Cyrus team. So they're all
[9:40] Speaker 3: still talking about how we want to get rid of that.
[9:42] Speaker 1: They want to get rid of it.
[9:42] Speaker 3: There was a lot of and I'm not Miley Cyrus.
[9:46] Speaker 3: She had a touch like she was yelling at people.
[9:49] Speaker 3: She was like, don't hey, man, I heard you know.
[9:51] Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus is a nice lady. But Hannah Montana could
[9:54] Speaker 3: be a bit of a debo. It's the best of
[9:56] Speaker 3: both worlds.
[10:00] Speaker 1: Then they get the back are there we are yesterday week?
[10:04] Speaker 1: We're going to get enemies to lovers here? Brother, Yeah,
[10:07] Speaker 1: i'd like that enemy is to lovers? Yeah, I mean
[10:10] Speaker 1: it could happen. Why not? Why not that?
[10:13] Speaker 9: Like everyone got like really angry about it. Yeah, if
[10:16] Speaker 9: everyone's mad at us, it's the whole time. We're not
[10:18] Speaker 9: gonna last very long.
[10:19] Speaker 8: You need to communicate because you're just I've heard from people.
[10:23] Speaker 2: You're like mad at me.
[10:23] Speaker 3: Guys, we cannot be she's spending any second of a
[10:28] Speaker 3: twenty minute show doing a flashback of last week.
[10:30] Speaker 1: We can't do that. Apparently they can because you don't
[10:32] Speaker 1: got to vote someone out every week. Episodes are too short. Yeah,
[10:35] Speaker 1: the episodes are wild. What I will say is apparently
[10:38] Speaker 1: she's got to heat with everybody. Yes, Miley is just
[10:40] Speaker 1: out to get it. Was she the one on the
[10:43] Speaker 1: boat that said I don't want to cause any drama,
[10:45] Speaker 1: but I probably will. Is that hot? I have to
[10:48] Speaker 1: go back and look. I hope it was her because
[10:50] Speaker 1: she's living. She's living up to that. That would be
[10:52] Speaker 1: so funny if it would be hilarious. That's not true.
[10:57] Speaker 1: So you can go out and lie. But I'm leaving
[11:00] Speaker 1: so the faster we can get on the good side
[11:02] Speaker 1: of patter.
[11:03] Speaker 9: I hear like everybody's saying that if they got the smoty,
[11:06] Speaker 9: they want to give it to us.
[11:08] Speaker 6: So I'm like, just.
[11:10] Speaker 9: Need to be like as fast as we can, we
[11:12] Speaker 9: need to like try and make friends with everybody. If
[11:14] Speaker 9: there's anything out here is that I know that Smoties
[11:21] Speaker 9: have caused a lot of trouble in the past, and
[11:23] Speaker 9: that they're pretty big deal. I am a little bit
[11:25] Speaker 9: nervous that I might get the Samodi. The Yellow Team
[11:28] Speaker 9: isn't you know, one of the most popular teams.
[11:33] Speaker 1: I guess the salami is some sort of punishment. Yeah,
[11:35] Speaker 1: so that's like what I'm getting at here is like,
[11:38] Speaker 1: does Survivor have anything like this where if you don't,
[11:42] Speaker 1: if you haven't watched a show, there's elements of it
[11:44] Speaker 1: that you, yeah, would The immunity idol is what it
[11:49] Speaker 1: sounds like. It's self explanatory, the beware advantage they always have,
[11:54] Speaker 1: the note I think they explained.
[11:56] Speaker 3: I want to say they have said salami no less
[11:59] Speaker 3: than twenty times.
[11:59] Speaker 1: We know what the salon no idea. I want to
[12:02] Speaker 1: say with some certainty that Survivor always explains what's happening.
[12:06] Speaker 3: Because that we can't be thinking of If we can't
[12:10] Speaker 3: be thinking of it, you know what I.
[12:11] Speaker 1: Mean, I can't be thinking of it. And if you've
[12:13] Speaker 1: listened to this show, you know we don't be thinking
[12:14] Speaker 1: of much. Oh yeah, come on, in guys, he said
[12:22] Speaker 1: the thing.
[12:22] Speaker 2: Come on in.
[12:23] Speaker 1: God, he said, he's stealing his whole ship? Are you
[12:27] Speaker 1: kidding me right now? No? He did not.
[12:32] Speaker 2: So when I left you guys last night, I brought it.
[12:35] Speaker 1: Back just far enough to not hear right. Felt good.
[12:38] Speaker 1: He said, come on in, guys, how important the right
[12:41] Speaker 1: teammate was.
[12:43] Speaker 7: And then I kind of singled Brion out a little
[12:45] Speaker 7: bit because you didn't seem too happy.
[12:46] Speaker 2: You said you were homesick.
[12:48] Speaker 7: And then finally Hannah just came right out and said, Nah,
[12:50] Speaker 7: it's not really homesick.
[12:51] Speaker 1: It's a little dude.
[12:52] Speaker 3: J D last week kept pushing I guess her name
[12:56] Speaker 3: is Brianna, we called him, kept pushing her like you're
[12:59] Speaker 3: really home, that's what you're gonna go with, Like I
[13:01] Speaker 3: don't believe, and like really like she ended up crying.
[13:06] Speaker 3: Jay dieseldly come on in a nice stealing Jeff's whole
[13:10] Speaker 3: thing now more than that.
[13:12] Speaker 2: So you had the night to think about it.
[13:14] Speaker 1: What are you thinking about today? Well, everything's like settled
[13:18] Speaker 1: between me and Hannah now, Like I don't know. I
[13:20] Speaker 1: was just upset yesterday. Hey girl, I don't think it's
[13:23] Speaker 1: settled between you and Hannah. No I would, I would
[13:25] Speaker 1: argue it's not definitely, and everybody it was just like
[13:28] Speaker 1: a whole bunch of emotions going around.
[13:30] Speaker 2: But like, I think me and Kyle are gonna do great.
[13:33] Speaker 2: So Kyle, you think everything's good now?
[13:35] Speaker 9: Yeah?
[13:36] Speaker 1: I think so.
[13:37] Speaker 8: This is a scary word that everybody uses. It seems
[13:40] Speaker 8: like every year on endurance, this one word here he
[13:43] Speaker 8: comes up, and every year it comes earlier and earlier,
[13:46] Speaker 8: sometimes even before.
[13:47] Speaker 2: People have partners. You know the word I'm talking about, alliance.
[13:55] Speaker 1: I was so good. I thought I was like, okay,
[13:59] Speaker 1: so they were set up this salami thing and he's
[14:01] Speaker 1: gonna go. Guys, everybody's wanting to know what is salami?
[14:05] Speaker 1: And then he would tell us, But no, we know
[14:06] Speaker 1: what an alliance. We know what an alliance is. That's
[14:09] Speaker 1: self explanatory, right, I would argue in most links, that's
[14:12] Speaker 1: a word.
[14:13] Speaker 8: Yes, I'll just come out and ask leslie, is there
[14:18] Speaker 8: an alliance yet?
[14:19] Speaker 1: No?
[14:19] Speaker 2: Not yet. We're trying to work some out, but not.
[14:21] Speaker 1: Yet, you lie. That was a straight up line. Sat
[14:25] Speaker 1: there by the big tree and you guys, did you
[14:28] Speaker 1: square trust? We had a square of trust, and and
[14:34] Speaker 1: these kids be out here lying. I mean, I would argue,
[14:37] Speaker 1: if you want a better TV show When it comes
[14:41] Speaker 1: to the drama, teenagers are who you want to cast.
[14:44] Speaker 1: But there's a lot of ethical, ethical things that come on.
[14:50] Speaker 4: I was kind of thrown off when Jad asked me
[14:53] Speaker 4: that no way how we were gonna tell, and the
[14:56] Speaker 4: Orange team wasn't gonna tell either.
[14:58] Speaker 1: I don't want everyone else to know we have an
[14:59] Speaker 1: a lie, because then everyone's gonna kick both of.
[15:02] Speaker 7: Us off, you know, for a twist here and there.
[15:08] Speaker 7: So today there will be no endurance mission.
[15:11] Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what what are we doing?
[15:16] Speaker 2: There will also be no temple mission.
[15:20] Speaker 1: I didn't even know what a temple mission was. Is
[15:24] Speaker 1: that where you get the salami? I don't know. I
[15:28] Speaker 1: don't know. This is the first I'm hearing of this.
[15:31] Speaker 1: So there's not gonna be an endurance challenge.
[15:33] Speaker 3: Now do you remember in the first episode where they
[15:36] Speaker 3: showed that thing on the top of the mountain that
[15:40] Speaker 3: kind of looked like a gladiatory.
[15:42] Speaker 1: I wonder if that's the temple? Okay, now I wonder
[15:45] Speaker 1: what each of those do. Is it one like a
[15:47] Speaker 1: reward and one is an immunity. Let's find out where
[15:51] Speaker 1: do you get the salami? The big question? I hope
[15:54] Speaker 1: you get answered. It's the Deli Challenge.
[15:58] Speaker 2: We're gonna be playing for something that is an endurance.
[16:01] Speaker 1: First, hey speaking jndre this right here, Mona.
[16:08] Speaker 2: That's Fijian for magic box.
[16:12] Speaker 1: Anythink we're gonna get that one season on Survivor, I
[16:15] Speaker 1: want a magic box Challenge. How pissed do you think
[16:18] Speaker 1: Jeff was watching this show? Because you know he watched it.
[16:21] Speaker 1: I bet he watched this and he was like, dang,
[16:23] Speaker 1: that's good. No.
[16:25] Speaker 6: No.
[16:25] Speaker 1: The second he saw that, dude, just say come on in, guys,
[16:27] Speaker 1: he was ready to fight. He telling Jeff, dude, but.
[16:31] Speaker 7: I can promise you if you're the team that wins it,
[16:34] Speaker 7: you're probably gonna be pretty happy.
[16:37] Speaker 1: I want to know, really bad what's in the magic box.
[16:39] Speaker 1: You want to find out and you want to get
[16:41] Speaker 1: the prize. I think the magic box will change the game.
[16:44] Speaker 1: I half to get this thing. I want to see
[16:45] Speaker 1: what's in there. Changed one bit. I gotta notice in
[16:53] Speaker 1: that magic box. It's gonna change the game.
[16:56] Speaker 3: Gotta get that immunity necklace tonight. I got I gotta
[17:01] Speaker 3: become the power broker. Oh man, whatever it is, He's
[17:05] Speaker 3: gotta get that. He has said that save line on
[17:08] Speaker 3: survivors that way of time.
[17:10] Speaker 1: We gotta win the immunity. It's gonna change. He's gonna
[17:13] Speaker 1: change the game. Power Broker is gonna change the game. Okay,
[17:17] Speaker 1: still gonna Oh man, you.
[17:19] Speaker 7: Want to find out what the challenge is? Yea, the
[17:22] Speaker 7: show is called endurance.
[17:24] Speaker 8: So take a deep breath because you're gonna need a
[17:25] Speaker 8: lot of it for this one.
[17:26] Speaker 1: So wait, what the fuck?
[17:28] Speaker 3: There is an endurance challenge? What did he say, I'm
[17:31] Speaker 3: gonna do. I'm gonna do this thing wherever he said.
[17:33] Speaker 1: We're not doing an endurance challenge. We're not doing a
[17:35] Speaker 1: Temple challenge or run or whatever he said, Temple mission.
[17:41] Speaker 1: We're doing something else, the magic Box.
[17:43] Speaker 7: So today there will be no endurance mission.
[17:47] Speaker 1: What's the difference between an endurance challenge and an endurance mission?
[17:52] Speaker 1: I don't know. This is insane because he said, we're
[17:54] Speaker 1: gonna do a mission. We're gonna do a challenge. Yeah,
[17:56] Speaker 1: he said, we're about to do it, and he goes
[17:58] Speaker 1: and you know, what's the name of the show, and Durrance,
[18:01] Speaker 1: what is happening? And then no temple today.
[18:07] Speaker 2: There will also be no Temple mission.
[18:10] Speaker 1: Okay, but there is gonna be an endurance Challenge. Crazy,
[18:16] Speaker 1: We're the magic Box.
[18:20] Speaker 8: We're actually gonna take you from water's edge to water's
[18:23] Speaker 8: edge the magic Box many times. All the teams will
[18:28] Speaker 8: stand on their team colored piece of wood. When I
[18:31] Speaker 8: say go, one member from each team will run all
[18:34] Speaker 8: the way down to that side of the water and
[18:36] Speaker 8: grab a piece of wood.
[18:37] Speaker 2: You'll then run all the way back and place it
[18:41] Speaker 2: on one of.
[18:41] Speaker 1: Those part and it'll be your partner's turn.
[18:46] Speaker 2: You will make sixty trips back.
[18:49] Speaker 7: One team gets every single one of those pegs full
[18:52] Speaker 7: of wood, and that team.
[18:54] Speaker 1: Will win.
[18:57] Speaker 2: The Magic Box.
[18:58] Speaker 1: You're gonna be pretty good show. Yeah, it's a pretty
[19:00] Speaker 1: solid that's pretty good. That's pretty endurance challenge. This feels
[19:03] Speaker 1: like something that would be a journey Yes and survivor. Yes,
[19:08] Speaker 1: smash it.
[19:11] Speaker 7: We're gonna find out endurance today because it is hot
[19:14] Speaker 7: out here and there's gonna be a lot.
[19:15] Speaker 2: Of running back and forth. Good luck. Let's hop in
[19:18] Speaker 2: a position.
[19:21] Speaker 1: This is the challenge is important. She's going home this week.
[19:26] Speaker 1: They've been showing her way too.
[19:28] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[19:28] Speaker 1: I mean, I think we learned from the first episode
[19:30] Speaker 1: the ones that they show.
[19:31] Speaker 2: The most go home, Mono Box. I do want to
[19:36] Speaker 2: win the prize to be something.
[19:38] Speaker 1: To like put us all the way in the lead
[19:41] Speaker 1: and like take full advantage. What do you mean all
[19:46] Speaker 1: the way in the lead. Is there a ranking system
[19:49] Speaker 1: or you just trying not to be on the bottom.
[19:51] Speaker 1: Is there any chance in the magic boxes? The salami
[19:54] Speaker 1: I don't do I don't. I think that maybe was
[19:55] Speaker 1: from the temple mission. You think so you can only
[19:58] Speaker 1: get salami in the temple. I'm thinking I gotta be honest.
[20:01] Speaker 3: If there was a Salami temple, I would go everywhere.
[20:05] Speaker 1: Let's just say that if when you asked me about
[20:07] Speaker 1: my religion, there might be a salami temple involved.
[20:12] Speaker 2: Get set, yo. What was that?
[20:18] Speaker 1: Somebody trying their their hardest bringing you wouldn't understand. I'm sorry,
[20:22] Speaker 1: Oh this is TV y seven. I gotta go everybody.
[20:27] Speaker 2: You know what's at stake?
[20:29] Speaker 1: Mono the Magic Box?
[20:33] Speaker 6: Long?
[20:34] Speaker 1: We can't do this every.
[20:36] Speaker 2: Ground trip back and forth?
[20:37] Speaker 10: You're ready?
[20:38] Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like a mister conn Yeah. I love
[20:46] Speaker 1: if there was a bumper on the screen saying, hey,
[20:48] Speaker 1: you're watching Fiji and during Endurance Fiji now yeah, yeah,
[20:52] Speaker 1: I know, I know.
[20:54] Speaker 2: Ben is definitely in the lead. But there goes Caleb.
[20:56] Speaker 1: Where's Jonathan to see on the second let no, that's
[20:59] Speaker 1: Bandane boy? What team is Jandre?
[21:02] Speaker 6: Or what color?
[21:03] Speaker 1: That's one bread And it.
[21:04] Speaker 2: Looks like Ben and Caleb are coming in first. I
[21:06] Speaker 2: think that's one down, fifty nine to go to.
[21:12] Speaker 1: This is a long challenge.
[21:14] Speaker 3: This is I thought that it was gonna be a
[21:17] Speaker 3: like Relay Sis, where you go you bring it back
[21:20] Speaker 3: to the person on the wood and they go and
[21:21] Speaker 3: put it in the peck, but you know the whole.
[21:23] Speaker 1: Thing and then but it's like the Pacer test because
[21:26] Speaker 1: then you get to take a break while your partner's
[21:28] Speaker 1: running there and back.
[21:31] Speaker 2: Green put it on the wrong side.
[21:33] Speaker 1: Oh oh, he put it on the wrong side. Now
[21:35] Speaker 1: you still haven't seen John Dress the lead. Yeah is
[21:40] Speaker 1: that him? That's him over? I think that's him and
[21:41] Speaker 1: the he's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh he's in first place. Yeah.
[21:46] Speaker 2: You guys have been going for ten minutes so far.
[21:48] Speaker 1: Oh they're tired yourself.
[21:50] Speaker 2: Look at that game face on Jonathan.
[21:52] Speaker 1: Of course he loves that. He starts. He starts, He starts,
[21:55] Speaker 1: picking up his partners and putting them on his back
[21:57] Speaker 1: and running back and forth.
[21:59] Speaker 2: Green picking up the pace.
[22:00] Speaker 1: Now do you think that going on this show and
[22:05] Speaker 1: losing is the beginning of his villain origin story. Like
[22:08] Speaker 1: that's what set a fire on him to go on
[22:09] Speaker 1: Survivor come back for Survivor fifty. They wouldn't Blue just
[22:13] Speaker 1: took a break and gave each other a hug. We
[22:17] Speaker 1: gotta get Gendre on this show because I have so
[22:19] Speaker 1: many questions. Jay, will you come on the show. We
[22:22] Speaker 1: will not ask you about Survivor. No, we will only
[22:24] Speaker 1: ask endurance question ask about I think our only chance
[22:27] Speaker 1: of ever getting to talk to Gendre about Endurance is
[22:30] Speaker 1: if we ever get exit press privileges and he plays
[22:32] Speaker 1: again and we only ask and we only ask endurance questions.
[22:36] Speaker 1: The CBS is gonna be like, guys, we got got
[22:38] Speaker 1: to ask why at least how was well? How was
[22:44] Speaker 1: it end? We'll be like, did your Survivor journey start
[22:47] Speaker 1: with the reality show that you played on as a child?
[22:52] Speaker 1: Here are here that.
[22:54] Speaker 2: Will and Green and Red almost at the.
[23:00] Speaker 1: God, I'll say it's sixties too many guys, Yeah, this
[23:04] Speaker 1: was crazy, sixties crazy. Who's gonna make it? These kids
[23:08] Speaker 1: can't do this? Or I mean, of course Jandre is
[23:10] Speaker 1: still giving. He looks like he's not even sweating. Look, dude,
[23:13] Speaker 1: there's nowhere even near thirty.
[23:15] Speaker 2: Green at nineteen, you got this, I can do it.
[23:19] Speaker 1: Do you think at this point he was like A yeah,
[23:22] Speaker 1: we fucked up and did too many.
[23:23] Speaker 2: You never know what can happen in this game. Someone
[23:25] Speaker 2: cannot continue.
[23:27] Speaker 1: And I'm gonna think several are not going to continue.
[23:31] Speaker 2: Hey, look still trying to push it.
[23:32] Speaker 1: So is that the whole point of endurance is they
[23:35] Speaker 1: want these kids to quit? Ooh, I wonder if that
[23:38] Speaker 1: is the Maybe that's why it's called endurance. It's not survivor,
[23:41] Speaker 1: it's endurance. Who can endurance? Who survives? Who can last?
[23:46] Speaker 1: I know those two words mostly the same thing, but
[23:50] Speaker 1: it's different. It is different.
[23:52] Speaker 2: You never know what can happen. Is Gabrina keep going?
[23:55] Speaker 2: You never know who's going.
[23:56] Speaker 1: To give up? That's a Jeff d keep saying, you
[24:00] Speaker 1: never know who's gonna give up. I think everyone except
[24:03] Speaker 1: for Johnson.
[24:04] Speaker 8: You guys have been going for twenty minutes, twenty minutes
[24:08] Speaker 8: straight without stop.
[24:09] Speaker 1: The future is green Sauel ever more difficult. Maybe.
[24:14] Speaker 6: Yeah, this was that era when it was like recycling
[24:17] Speaker 6: was the biggest fucking thing in the Now you're actually
[24:21] Speaker 6: anti recycling.
[24:23] Speaker 1: Well you do to my religion with the saloon temple.
[24:28] Speaker 7: You're doing great, head up, looks like Green is gonna
[24:31] Speaker 7: get the thirty first.
[24:32] Speaker 2: There it is.
[24:33] Speaker 1: They're not even hat like they're.
[24:34] Speaker 2: No Leslie, pick it up, yep, I gotta pick it up.
[24:38] Speaker 1: Gat you dumby? Whoa bread? Whoa there?
[24:44] Speaker 4: Good?
[24:47] Speaker 1: We wouldn't even talk about survivor players like that right now.
[24:52] Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's how I got out of hand. Now,
[25:03] Speaker 1: Oh dude, these kids are gonna die. Yeah, this was
[25:06] Speaker 1: You can't do this to kids, even man.
[25:11] Speaker 2: Twelve trips and you guys win the magic.
[25:13] Speaker 1: Box has to pick it up. Yeah, I mean that
[25:18] Speaker 1: was a tough question. I don't blame you, but that
[25:20] Speaker 1: was so fun. That was wild. Those even Jonathan looks tired.
[25:25] Speaker 1: Three yeah, I mean sixty is way too many. No
[25:27] Speaker 1: one's giving up though. I mean it's only been like
[25:31] Speaker 1: what thirty minutes number, dude, rus I used to run
[25:34] Speaker 1: a mile like it was nothing finish when I was
[25:37] Speaker 1: fifteen years old, run that lap called a day. Yeah,
[25:43] Speaker 1: I think they've run more than a mile. I don't
[25:45] Speaker 1: need it from you about it? And also or did
[25:46] Speaker 1: you would you have pe in Fiji? It's gonna I
[25:51] Speaker 1: mean Florida. Oh, actually, you know what. That counts. Come
[25:55] Speaker 1: at me, that counts. I'll give you that shout out
[25:57] Speaker 1: to all of my pe coaches in Florida. In Florida.
[26:02] Speaker 1: What city in Florida? Titusville, Titusville, Florida. That's right. Nice,
[26:07] Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. Dude.
[26:08] Speaker 3: I had a middle school PE coach who got arrested
[26:14] Speaker 3: for having a pornography.
[26:15] Speaker 1: Oh dude, me too. Really it was of us though,
[26:19] Speaker 1: he was taking pictures of us. They had a whole
[26:23] Speaker 1: assembly he had to It was crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.
[26:29] Speaker 1: That's like a it's a pretty universal experience, not yours.
[26:33] Speaker 1: That's different. Wait what did yours have? Just normal?
[26:36] Speaker 6: Oh?
[26:37] Speaker 1: Just like, why was that a scandal?
[26:38] Speaker 9: Well?
[26:39] Speaker 1: I think I don't think you can have it at
[26:40] Speaker 1: just at school. He had like a magazine, You had
[26:43] Speaker 1: a flesh World magazine at the in the gym locker room,
[26:48] Speaker 1: just flipping through as he's going through his notes. We
[26:50] Speaker 1: only looked at flesh World for the big rigs. You
[26:54] Speaker 1: didn't care about He didn't care about the Yeah no, no,
[26:59] Speaker 1: our gym teacher, Dan Archer, you can probably google him. Uh,
[27:03] Speaker 1: I was selling pictures of us the children. Pretty crazy.
[27:07] Speaker 1: It was my first modeling gig. That's tough. Yeah, I
[27:12] Speaker 1: know it's pretty wild, vastly inappropriate to joke about, but
[27:15] Speaker 1: it happened to me, so I can joke about it. Yeah,
[27:19] Speaker 1: we'll probably keep going.
[27:20] Speaker 2: Go ahead, down to Red and Green.
[27:25] Speaker 1: Only two Green kids. He's got a bandana now he
[27:30] Speaker 1: saw the other kid. Everybody cool. It looks really cool.
[27:32] Speaker 1: I should try that run. Jandre looks like a young
[27:39] Speaker 1: Taylor Lautner from Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
[27:42] Speaker 2: Please two trips the Green team and then got it.
[27:48] Speaker 1: Green team is gonna win this thing.
[27:50] Speaker 2: The last trip for you, Lesley.
[27:52] Speaker 6: Last brand bandana boys doing good. But really it's his
[27:54] Speaker 6: teammates that she's crushed.
[27:57] Speaker 1: Come on, I'm going on, I'm going, I'm going he
[28:03] Speaker 1: is not changed, He's the same. Come on, well, God,
[28:09] Speaker 1: I want him to call him mister j D.
[28:10] Speaker 2: That's the question, Jill, Lesle, you've got this.
[28:19] Speaker 1: Leslie's crushing another gear. They called him John John get
[28:26] Speaker 1: Old square.
[28:28] Speaker 2: Fifty seven fifty eight.
[28:30] Speaker 1: Will is gonna bring it home with time? It Well,
[28:34] Speaker 1: that doesn't seem that doesn't see. I think they might
[28:36] Speaker 1: have told them they could just do it. I think
[28:39] Speaker 1: they realized that sixty was too much, or that halfway
[28:42] Speaker 1: through they would let you start taking two. Oh, Green's
[28:43] Speaker 1: gonna win. He's doing great. I mean he's crushing Will.
[28:52] Speaker 1: Where there's a Will, there's a way.
[28:55] Speaker 2: Will will put.
[28:57] Speaker 1: Dude, he is disgusted with her right now? Is Did
[29:01] Speaker 1: you see the look on his face? Yes, he's well changed.
[29:05] Speaker 10: Does he have it?
[29:06] Speaker 2: Does he have it?
[29:07] Speaker 4: Yeah?
[29:09] Speaker 7: What a finish, unbelievable finish.
[29:12] Speaker 10: You guys, Wow, dude, you got some game. Man, you
[29:17] Speaker 10: got some serious game and this girl is awesome. You
[29:21] Speaker 10: got some serious game and this girl is awesome.
[29:25] Speaker 1: Seems so surprised by that magic box. What Okay, let's
[29:28] Speaker 1: see it.
[29:28] Speaker 2: I can tell you was definitely worth all pushing. Everyone
[29:32] Speaker 2: did a great job, but in the end, you guys
[29:34] Speaker 2: had the most endurance. What is that team challenge? I'm
[29:37] Speaker 2: so happy that I won and Will is so happy.
[29:40] Speaker 2: I think us being partner's was the best thing that
[29:42] Speaker 2: we could do.
[29:43] Speaker 1: He's never gonna stop and I'm never gonna stop. I
[29:46] Speaker 1: don't think Do you think they're the Boston Robin Amber
[29:49] Speaker 1: of Endurance? Oh my gosh, can you imagine? Did you
[29:52] Speaker 1: think he's gonna propose the reunion.
[29:54] Speaker 2: That'd be crazy mine on the level the magic box.
[29:58] Speaker 1: Now, here's the deal.
[29:59] Speaker 2: Once you look at what inside it, you can tell
[30:01] Speaker 2: everybody nothing.
[30:03] Speaker 1: Oh, everybody's gone, And you can also make.
[30:06] Speaker 2: Up something on your own. It's completely up to you
[30:09] Speaker 2: what you want to do with this information.
[30:12] Speaker 1: Go for it. It's too synonious.
[30:20] Speaker 2: Okay, Now what you guys see here?
[30:22] Speaker 7: What the is?
[30:23] Speaker 2: What you can see the fire, you can see the water,
[30:27] Speaker 2: and you can see the wood. And here's the deal
[30:29] Speaker 2: of a temple of fate.
[30:30] Speaker 1: You know what happens? You got a of Is this
[30:32] Speaker 1: different from the other temple?
[30:35] Speaker 6: What is happening? Did they get a child to just
[30:40] Speaker 6: draw this? It was fucking crazy. They both looked at this,
[30:46] Speaker 6: and the meaning is that, oh yeah, temple of Fate.
[30:49] Speaker 1: We know what's up? What We've made a vast mistake
[30:51] Speaker 1: by not watching season? What endurance about? I have a
[30:54] Speaker 1: deadly I don't know what's required viewing.
[30:57] Speaker 2: Okay, now what you guys see here?
[31:00] Speaker 1: This is crazy? What temple of fate? How in the
[31:05] Speaker 1: world did they get fire? You can see what you
[31:09] Speaker 1: can see. So for those listening drawing, it's a parchment,
[31:16] Speaker 1: it's a parchment with a drawing of logs, water and fire.
[31:20] Speaker 1: And I can't stress you enough They're not good. They're
[31:23] Speaker 1: bad drawings. I could do this. It looks like they
[31:26] Speaker 1: use some watercolor though, so to that that's a nice gift.
[31:28] Speaker 2: Some here's the deal up a Temple of Fate.
[31:30] Speaker 1: You know what happens. You gotta win two rounds.
[31:33] Speaker 7: The other team that's up there with you right this
[31:36] Speaker 7: right here entitles the other.
[31:40] Speaker 1: One free round.
[31:42] Speaker 8: You go up there before it even starts one to nothing,
[31:46] Speaker 8: meaning you only have to win one round to come
[31:49] Speaker 8: back instead of two like everybody else.
[31:51] Speaker 1: The Magic Boss is an all surprise. I'm glad you
[31:54] Speaker 1: got it. If so, essentially just a journey for an
[31:56] Speaker 1: advantage in the Immunity challenge.
[31:58] Speaker 3: Later it does seem like, yeah, like you don't have
[32:01] Speaker 3: to do one of the things. We've seen this, we've
[32:04] Speaker 3: seen this before. I still don't know what the at
[32:07] Speaker 3: the Temple of Doom the Temple of Hope?
[32:09] Speaker 1: No, what was it? And is this the same temple
[32:13] Speaker 1: as we were the temple also, look, I don't want
[32:17] Speaker 1: a Pimple of hope. Will is obviously a very impressive
[32:20] Speaker 1: very obviously a very impressive competitor. I don't appreciate how
[32:24] Speaker 1: he's trying to steal bendana boy's hold. You know, I mean,
[32:27] Speaker 1: you create your own persona. You have a unique thought
[32:32] Speaker 1: for once a year. Wrap that bandana against an arm,
[32:35] Speaker 1: put it on your ankle. Come on something, dude, you're something.
[32:39] Speaker 1: Come on your neck maybe, yeah, you could be the
[32:41] Speaker 1: handkerchief dude. The what is that called? An ascot boy? Like,
[32:47] Speaker 1: call you ascot boy? Yeah, come on, will Like, we
[32:51] Speaker 1: have a better chance of winning the stands game? So
[32:53] Speaker 1: pre pumped about that? Yeah, tough? What angratulations for the
[32:58] Speaker 1: standing game? This is getting? Is there a glossary? Is
[33:05] Speaker 1: there an index book? He did not say standing game.
[33:10] Speaker 1: I don't know what he said. He said something. There's
[33:12] Speaker 1: no way he just said standing game. Sorry, guys, I'm
[33:15] Speaker 1: going back again.
[33:16] Speaker 4: Automatically, like, we have a better chance of winning the
[33:18] Speaker 4: stands game.
[33:19] Speaker 1: So prefunked about that? What does he say? Stand game,
[33:22] Speaker 1: stance and game? What is happening? I'm looking at the
[33:27] Speaker 1: stands game, dude.
[33:30] Speaker 2: The stance game is there for.
[33:31] Speaker 1: The taking, chase. I just don't They've got too many things.
[33:35] Speaker 1: It got too complicated and none of it is English
[33:39] Speaker 1: salami Hannah.
[33:42] Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I get really competitive.
[33:46] Speaker 1: He was dying, like, hey, Jonathan, we actually thought you
[33:52] Speaker 1: were being kind of the worst out there. He Oh sorry, dude,
[33:58] Speaker 1: How in the world have gone back twenty years and
[34:01] Speaker 1: he's still being too harsh on women in a Survivor.
[34:04] Speaker 3: John than if you want to know, if you want
[34:06] Speaker 3: to know why you didn't win fifty this, go back
[34:09] Speaker 3: and watch.
[34:10] Speaker 1: Let's let's write a feature film about a Survivor player
[34:14] Speaker 1: who goes back in time to his experience on a
[34:17] Speaker 1: child version of Survivor, and he realizes all of the
[34:21] Speaker 1: errors he made as a child are the same errors
[34:24] Speaker 1: he makes as an adult. And it's almost like a
[34:27] Speaker 1: Christmas ghost of Christmas past present future title. Yeah. Yeah,
[34:34] Speaker 1: but I like your title too, that's good. Yeah, the
[34:36] Speaker 1: Christmas Past present future ghost ghost thing. Yeah, I think
[34:41] Speaker 1: that's gonna catch on.
[34:43] Speaker 9: If John was more encouraging, we would have won.
[34:45] Speaker 7: The whole challenge.
[34:45] Speaker 1: Oh no, whoa, Now, that's wild to blame him for
[34:52] Speaker 1: not being more he was more encouraging, that's insane. She
[34:58] Speaker 1: might have just made me a side with John dres
[35:01] Speaker 1: We were so clus run the panel. I'm going go fast, running,
[35:10] Speaker 1: go fast. Honestly, surprised he did not say get on
[35:18] Speaker 1: my back, which I will run for you. He's done
[35:22] Speaker 1: it before. That's so funny. Run Hannah Hannah Fast. I
[35:29] Speaker 1: want to add that sound bite for the Survivor God.
[35:32] Speaker 1: I want him to play Survivor again because now we
[35:34] Speaker 1: have all of this great stuff ammunition. Like just I know,
[35:38] Speaker 1: like it was really competitive and stuff, but like maybe
[35:40] Speaker 1: I'm just try to take it easy. He was really
[35:43] Speaker 1: really harsh. I mean, like, I think everybody agrees. So
[35:46] Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus wanted to be with Jonathan I think, I mean,
[35:50] Speaker 1: they're obviously the popular.
[35:53] Speaker 2: Anybody found out what's in the Voodoo Box?
[35:57] Speaker 1: I found Connor where I really wanted what was in
[36:03] Speaker 1: the mystery box. I thought it'd be really nice to
[36:05] Speaker 1: be able to have that little advantage.
[36:07] Speaker 2: I think it's a good thing for them, but nothing
[36:09] Speaker 2: for us.
[36:10] Speaker 1: You know, yeah, no, duh. I think it might be
[36:14] Speaker 1: something good for them and nothing for us.
[36:17] Speaker 10: That was the game.
[36:23] Speaker 1: Were we as stupid while we were in high school?
[36:25] Speaker 1: I definitely was way dumb just saying the obvious things.
[36:29] Speaker 1: I wouldn't have No, I'm so I was so dumb.
[36:31] Speaker 1: I wouldn't have even I would have been asking wait,
[36:33] Speaker 1: do you think we get anything? Like, we do we
[36:36] Speaker 1: get anything from this what's happening? I think we get
[36:38] Speaker 1: we probably get a little something. I'd be like, I'd
[36:40] Speaker 1: be like, well, why didn't you run fast? We should
[36:43] Speaker 1: get a lot of something. I didn't you run fast? Hannah?
[36:46] Speaker 1: Why didn't you run? Yeah? Why didn't you run? Hannah?
[36:49] Speaker 1: You think it's an advantage for them rather than disip Yeah.
[36:52] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's not, which, well, an advantage to them?
[36:55] Speaker 4: Could?
[36:56] Speaker 1: I don't think it's.
[36:59] Speaker 2: I think it's like.
[37:02] Speaker 3: Just be like so just like by definite like the
[37:04] Speaker 3: advantage like if they have an advantage, right, it becomes
[37:08] Speaker 3: a disadvantage, right, which is right? Connor's out here just
[37:10] Speaker 3: speaking the truth. He's a philosopher in Fiji. Philosopher Connor Sir,
[37:16] Speaker 3: we'll work on that. We'll work shop that can Officer
[37:19] Speaker 3: philosopher Connor.
[37:20] Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out what the rules of
[37:22] Speaker 1: this kid. I looked it up, so basically we came aboard.
[37:26] Speaker 1: Oh here it hit pause, there is Okay, I've figured
[37:32] Speaker 1: this out. I gotta be honest. I kind of like
[37:34] Speaker 1: piece of it together. Okay, you want me to not
[37:37] Speaker 1: explain that because I haven't read it yet. Okay, I
[37:39] Speaker 1: want to figure it out. We're coming in black like that.
[37:41] Speaker 1: We didn't have Google back here, you're right, you're right, Yeah,
[37:44] Speaker 1: this was two thousand and what eleven. Yeah we had Google.
[37:47] Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say, but it wasn't that good.
[37:49] Speaker 3: No Google suck back then. Notoriously, I was a Jeeves guy,
[37:54] Speaker 3: asked Jeeves is up before? I was a little older
[37:56] Speaker 3: than I honestly asked Jeeves. I thought there was a
[38:00] Speaker 3: legit Butler back there.
[38:03] Speaker 1: Just just responding, that's what there's there's an elderly woman
[38:06] Speaker 1: who thinks that's what Chad GPT is. Who's Chad?
[38:12] Speaker 7: In this plan.
[38:15] Speaker 4: That almost gives us two prizes from the magical box.
[38:18] Speaker 4: We're gonna tell everyone that the prize was immunity. You
[38:22] Speaker 4: can go into the temple after the first Temple mission,
[38:25] Speaker 4: which it's not this.
[38:26] Speaker 1: Right here entitles you this that does so basically, what
[38:32] Speaker 1: he's saying this information to yourself is we don't need
[38:34] Speaker 1: a flashback. We saw this already one. He's gonna they're
[38:37] Speaker 1: gonna tell everyone what we got in the in the
[38:40] Speaker 1: mystery box is immunity. You can't vote us out tonight.
[38:42] Speaker 1: But I mean, and these dumb ass kids are gonna
[38:46] Speaker 1: have it on Survivor. They wouldn't. We have an alliance
[38:50] Speaker 1: with the Orange team, and they want to know what
[38:53] Speaker 1: they think that since we have an alliance, that there's
[38:55] Speaker 1: no way they're not knowing. So tell the Orange team
[38:58] Speaker 1: because you lie to him, because I don't some titles
[39:06] Speaker 1: out there, like after the first evolution, we can't consider
[39:09] Speaker 1: a temple.
[39:11] Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you're a genius for Golden He is good.
[39:15] Speaker 1: He's a good player. I'm starting to think maybe he
[39:17] Speaker 1: could win. But this is fine. Honor's got some competition.
[39:21] Speaker 1: What's this kid's name again? This is uh will is
[39:25] Speaker 1: where there's a will? There's a way after the first tebolution.
[39:29] Speaker 1: That's it? And what decision did you have to make?
[39:31] Speaker 1: So we just wanted to know if I wanted to
[39:33] Speaker 1: tell people yet or like wait off, untie, so wait, you.
[39:38] Speaker 2: Can't go tomorrow or the next time.
[39:41] Speaker 1: For the first temples, the first the.
[39:44] Speaker 6: First time somebody goes in the temple, we can't get
[39:46] Speaker 6: such a temple.
[39:47] Speaker 2: It's like community for the first temple mission.
[39:49] Speaker 9: Oh, it's gonna that's the strongest team got a really
[39:53] Speaker 9: big advantage.
[39:54] Speaker 1: I wish that I had kind of tried harder on
[39:56] Speaker 1: the challenge. It really would be what do you mean
[39:59] Speaker 1: it would you tried harder?
[40:02] Speaker 2: What are you waiting for?
[40:03] Speaker 1: You know where Connor is now? Connor Gosh, Hey, no spoilers.
[40:07] Speaker 1: I'm not going to I'm gonna that's it. That's what
[40:12] Speaker 1: it actually is. Do you want to know? How you
[40:15] Speaker 1: know if somebody is lying or not if they say
[40:18] Speaker 1: that's what it actually is. Found him on Instagram. How's
[40:24] Speaker 1: he doing? He is in Chicago. He's the co creator
[40:28] Speaker 1: of Live Laugh Legs, an absurdist Fantasia performance collective. I
[40:34] Speaker 1: know those words separately. He is a them Together producer
[40:38] Speaker 1: and editor of Obituary with at Sigourney Beaver.
[40:44] Speaker 2: Oh I believe.
[40:46] Speaker 1: Oh he's a drag performer. Ah, that's cool. That actually
[40:50] Speaker 1: does some really cool stuff. That's a filter. That was
[40:53] Speaker 1: a filter. No, it's a lamp. I'm pretty sure this
[40:56] Speaker 1: is a lamp. Oh, Okay, that's a lamp. But he
[41:01] Speaker 1: does do stuff. Now, this is cool. I like this
[41:04] Speaker 1: a lot. But what is what did you say? The
[41:06] Speaker 1: first thing was? Here is his Nosferato holding a baby?
[41:11] Speaker 1: What's Live Laugh leg That is a absurdist Fantasia Performance Collective.
[41:17] Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. It tells me so little.
[41:20] Speaker 1: It looks like some sort of absurdist theater, which I'm
[41:25] Speaker 1: also down with. I like Connor a lot. I like
[41:28] Speaker 1: Connor a lot. Isn't isn't all isn't isn't all? Uh
[41:33] Speaker 1: shows in Chicago absurd? Am I right, let's go. You
[41:38] Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Who doesn't feel great about
[41:43] Speaker 1: Chicago sucks?
[41:46] Speaker 2: Honestly, you guys don't have any to worry about. We
[41:48] Speaker 2: all got to worry about it.
[41:49] Speaker 1: But clearly ying it. So he's followed someone. I think
[41:53] Speaker 1: we're looking pretty good for this one.
[41:55] Speaker 4: Congratulations.
[41:59] Speaker 1: I mean they may.
[42:05] Speaker 2: Now in the past.
[42:06] Speaker 1: You do feel about it?
[42:07] Speaker 3: You imagine you feel about how funny would this be
[42:09] Speaker 3: if JD comes up there and then he says, here's
[42:11] Speaker 3: what's in the box and.
[42:12] Speaker 1: Just exposed it to everyone? That would be mess so funny.
[42:17] Speaker 1: How you feel about JD?
[42:18] Speaker 8: You like?
[42:18] Speaker 3: I don't like.
[42:19] Speaker 1: I don't like he gives me the he beach. I
[42:20] Speaker 1: don't like that endurance.
[42:22] Speaker 8: We've done all sorts of crazy things. We brought eliminated
[42:25] Speaker 8: contestas back. We've had teams that we swapped teammates on,
[42:31] Speaker 8: So why should this year be any different?
[42:35] Speaker 2: I think maybe it's time to shake things.
[42:37] Speaker 1: Playing against their parents.
[42:40] Speaker 4: Oh, I wasn't kind of nervous, and he said interest
[42:44] Speaker 4: in the game around?
[42:45] Speaker 1: Are we gonna freaking out?
[42:49] Speaker 8: I don't know.
[42:49] Speaker 1: I don't know how much time we are forty seconds
[42:52] Speaker 1: for sure, dang it, they're good. I gotta know what
[42:55] Speaker 1: happens next week. Man, you got us.
[43:03] Speaker 8: The next week's time endurance, which one team you all
[43:07] Speaker 8: think deserves to have a little bit of an advantage?
[43:10] Speaker 1: How are we gonna decide that? You guys, we got
[43:12] Speaker 1: to vote because everyone hates us.
[43:15] Speaker 7: And when the dust set, the teams are presented with
[43:18] Speaker 7: their next challenge. Today will be your first endurance mission
[43:22] Speaker 7: with the somebody at Steak prospected twist on the next endurance?
[43:34] Speaker 1: All right, that was it. That was Endurance three. I
[43:38] Speaker 1: learned a lot. I don't know, though, did we because
[43:41] Speaker 1: what I felt like we saw was an endurance mission.
[43:45] Speaker 1: What else? I don't understand the difference between what's a
[43:49] Speaker 1: challenge and what's a mission. I just don't know. Because
[43:51] Speaker 1: he said, you're gonna have your first endurance mission, I
[43:54] Speaker 1: said that. I guess that's the immunity challenge, and what
[43:57] Speaker 1: we saw was a reward challenge or a a journey hype. Yeah,
[44:02] Speaker 1: I don't know. It is crazy. This is absurd the
[44:05] Speaker 1: amount of rules. Like I know that New Era Survivor
[44:08] Speaker 1: gets complicated sometimes with the advantages and such. This is unhinged. Salami. Yeah,
[44:13] Speaker 1: I still don't understand. What is that? Does that give
[44:16] Speaker 1: you immunity? Is it the immunity necklace? I'm a get
[44:21] Speaker 1: I'm he said, but then he said, I don't want
[44:24] Speaker 1: them to Yeah, it could be a punishment, and salami,
[44:28] Speaker 1: in my experience, is never a punishment. It's always good
[44:31] Speaker 1: unless it's past. It's time right right when rank when
[44:36] Speaker 1: you're on the temple mission, Dude, can you imagine when
[44:39] Speaker 1: you're on the temple mission you got some expired salami,
[44:42] Speaker 1: but you've already lied to everyone said that you can't
[44:44] Speaker 1: go to the temple because you will have immunity. Honestly,
[44:46] Speaker 1: that's worst Casio, that is the worst case scenario. Oh boy,
[44:51] Speaker 1: Well we had fun.
[44:52] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[44:52] Speaker 1: I had a blast.
[44:53] Speaker 7: Bro.
[44:53] Speaker 1: It's good to be aren't you. We got your back.
[44:55] Speaker 1: I am. I was sad to not be here last week.
[44:58] Speaker 1: It showed Yeah, I was just chilling at the beach
[45:01] Speaker 1: and I was like, God, you know, this beach reminds
[45:03] Speaker 1: me of g Yeah, you know what I wish I
[45:06] Speaker 1: could be doing right now and durance watching Endurance the Boys. Yeah,
[45:09] Speaker 1: I wish. But you know, we'll call back next week.
[45:12] Speaker 1: We'll watch episode four p D. We'll be back. I think.
[45:17] Speaker 1: Will the gang be back together? I think so. I'm
[45:19] Speaker 1: taking the week off. That's okay. Now we'll just rotate,
[45:22] Speaker 1: We'll rotate. I cannot miss an episode of this show.
[45:25] Speaker 1: I'm hooked at this point. I need at this point,
[45:27] Speaker 1: I'm locked in. That's it for this week. We're we're doing, uh,
[45:32] Speaker 1: Solving twin Peaks, right, Yeah, we have a new podcast
[45:36] Speaker 1: that we launched, Solving Twin Peaks.
[45:38] Speaker 3: You heard the first episode on the Making the Merche feed.
[45:41] Speaker 3: If you haven't gone over to the Solving Twin Peaks feed,
[45:43] Speaker 3: go do that.
[45:44] Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep. And if you want to watch the
[45:45] Speaker 1: video version, it's on YouTube. Well, YouTube dot YouTube dot
[45:48] Speaker 1: YouTube dot com, that YouTube dot com, YouTube dot com.
[45:53] Speaker 1: They got backslash at yeah, solving yeah probably probably probably
[46:00] Speaker 1: just type insolving twin Peak. You can just check out
[46:02] Speaker 1: my YouTube channels. Come on Survivor, time Machine, Survivor, time Machine, Survivor,
[46:09] Speaker 1: time Machine Endurance, time Machine. You're about to hear some
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[46:18] Speaker 1: old studio. Thanks for listening, or don't listen. It's really
[46:23] Speaker 1: up to you. At this point, it's at the end
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[46:28] Speaker 1: But here they come. I promise they're coming. Yep, here
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