# Bad Survivor Improv

An episode of [Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1770945758), 1 Dec 2025, 41 min.

Audio: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68822318/riverside_chase_jornatron_pd_dec_01_2025_001_making_the_merge_st.mp3

In this Sanctuary... where good pods happen. Jonathan gives his thoughts on the last episode, PD gives a quick Katy update, and then PD, Jornatron, and Chase do some Survivor improv

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: All right, take it away. Mary listening to me.
[0:07] Speaker 2: And that's my favorite color. Let's go.
[0:27] Speaker 3: Welcome ARCSS Sanctuary. I'm no longer in an alley, but
[0:31] Speaker 3: I'm still smooth.
[0:36] Speaker 2: You know what's bad. But the only bad thing about
[0:39] Speaker 2: us playing Mary's song Pink as the theme song of
[0:42] Speaker 2: this show is that it does not count as a
[0:45] Speaker 2: stream for her on Spotify every time, because she deserves it.
[0:50] Speaker 2: It's such a great song. So you hear that, listeners
[0:53] Speaker 2: go stream it.
[0:55] Speaker 4: Be interested to see if there's a making the Merge
[0:57] Speaker 4: bump happening in the analytics of this song.
[1:01] Speaker 2: You know, I would. I would hope so. I would
[1:03] Speaker 2: hope everybody's really into it.
[1:06] Speaker 3: I also hope so, and I hope Jonathan shows up
[1:09] Speaker 3: to the next making the dude.
[1:11] Speaker 4: I will say this that I did, in fact tell
[1:15] Speaker 4: Kristen today that I missed you guys, and that it
[1:18] Speaker 4: was weird not interacting as much for the past what
[1:23] Speaker 4: seven years that I've not been on the podcast now
[1:25] Speaker 4: is what it feels like, Yeah, something like that. But
[1:30] Speaker 4: I did watch this past week's episode, and I'm not
[1:35] Speaker 4: thrilled with the outcome. I I really got to this
[1:40] Speaker 4: point where I felt like Juwan was going to maybe
[1:45] Speaker 4: be my guy, you know, because he started playing such
[1:49] Speaker 4: a good game and I just thought he was great,
[1:52] Speaker 4: and then I mean he just he played a.
[1:55] Speaker 5: Little bit too.
[1:58] Speaker 4: You know when people start thinking like I owned this game,
[2:01] Speaker 4: and then you're the ones that always end up in the.
[2:03] Speaker 2: Mess, like Gabe. I think Gabe when I think of
[2:07] Speaker 2: that archetype of a player, and I've said that I
[2:09] Speaker 2: think I called Alex a good comparison to Gabe or Tease,
[2:15] Speaker 2: but I think Juwan actually ended up kind of fulfilling
[2:18] Speaker 2: that role.
[2:19] Speaker 4: Juwan really surprised me this season, and I'm proud to
[2:23] Speaker 4: say that he was on my team. And I have
[2:26] Speaker 4: not listened to y'all's recap because I just watched the
[2:29] Speaker 4: episode last night, but I did want to say, Riz
[2:33] Speaker 4: God throwing a fake idol out there at Tribal, it's
[2:38] Speaker 4: really fascinating because.
[2:41] Speaker 5: At first I was like, why would you do that?
[2:43] Speaker 4: It's just going to be said of fake, and then
[2:44] Speaker 4: I thought, oh, maybe he's just trying to make it
[2:46] Speaker 4: seem like he doesn't have an actual idol anymore to
[2:49] Speaker 4: take the heat off. But it's pretty good. So anyway,
[2:53] Speaker 4: great episode overall. Not happy with the way it ended,
[2:56] Speaker 4: but loved that he took riz Gods, He's like, isn't
[3:02] Speaker 4: gonna get back anyway. I'm glad to be back talking
[3:06] Speaker 4: game with everyone.
[3:07] Speaker 3: Yeah, Jiwan, he really just should have taken out Rizzo
[3:10] Speaker 3: and Savannah when he had the power position instead of
[3:12] Speaker 3: letting MC go.
[3:14] Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he took it well. I thought he.
[3:18] Speaker 5: I thought he lost like a real champ. You know. Yes,
[3:21] Speaker 5: there's the people that are like angry, and you could
[3:23] Speaker 5: feel it.
[3:24] Speaker 4: He felt genuinely like, I'm just glad to have done
[3:27] Speaker 4: it and made it this far.
[3:28] Speaker 5: I love everybody here. Good game.
[3:30] Speaker 2: So Jonathan, you he wouldn't have heard this because you
[3:32] Speaker 2: haven't listened to our episode. But what I said, and
[3:35] Speaker 2: I think you'll agree with me, is if they do
[3:37] Speaker 2: a new Era's All Star season, I would like to
[3:40] Speaker 2: see Juwan.
[3:41] Speaker 4: I would totally agree with that. He feels memorable, like
[3:45] Speaker 4: in his own very unique space. So yeah, r I
[3:50] Speaker 4: p Juwan.
[3:51] Speaker 1: Yep rip to the Juwan sauce.
[3:55] Speaker 2: Jonathan, You're not to one player.
[3:59] Speaker 5: This is all part of the plan, guys.
[4:03] Speaker 3: The plan was to be the first person to only
[4:06] Speaker 3: have one player.
[4:07] Speaker 4: Y'all just think that I only have one player. Just
[4:10] Speaker 4: I can't take it that far, can't I?
[4:12] Speaker 1: But you're gonna are you gonna say? Has multiple personalities?
[4:15] Speaker 2: Yes, I tell everyone who your last player?
[4:21] Speaker 4: Can we talk about the fact that she was my
[4:23] Speaker 4: last pick too? She was the last pick and she
[4:27] Speaker 4: was the one that the dice rolled for, and I
[4:32] Speaker 4: out loud said, I think interesting game though she really is.
[4:42] Speaker 3: I think she's next out. But she's been a very
[4:44] Speaker 3: fun part of the season.
[4:45] Speaker 5: I have a bad feeling too.
[4:48] Speaker 4: I did love by the way her lie where she
[4:51] Speaker 4: wanted it to seem like her and Juwan we're not
[4:53] Speaker 4: talking about anything. So she gave him the most realistic
[4:59] Speaker 4: sage conversation piece ever, which was tell them that my
[5:02] Speaker 4: thoughts are really bad and that's why I'm over here.
[5:06] Speaker 5: And they asked zero questions after that.
[5:11] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that tracks.
[5:12] Speaker 5: Yeah, They were like, that does sound like she would
[5:14] Speaker 5: say that.
[5:15] Speaker 3: So, Jonathan, are you nervous because we've discussed the punishment
[5:19] Speaker 3: is the loser of the draft has to watch all
[5:21] Speaker 3: eight episodes or whatever it is of the Road on
[5:24] Speaker 3: CBS by Blake Shelton and Keith Urban.
[5:27] Speaker 4: I believe, yeah, yeah, I am a certified non country listeners.
[5:34] Speaker 2: So there is.
[5:35] Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, you say this, but part of what
[5:37] Speaker 4: I've done a lot of is music listening challenges. So
[5:41] Speaker 4: I feel like if I've got a challenge, I can
[5:43] Speaker 4: make it happen.
[5:44] Speaker 3: But this is different. This is Blake Shelton. He's gonna
[5:47] Speaker 3: be like, they're gonna be doing interviews with him, and
[5:49] Speaker 3: he's like, man, the Road is just something different.
[5:52] Speaker 1: You know. It's just you hear the call and you
[5:56] Speaker 1: got it.
[5:56] Speaker 5: I heard the call of the Road. Yeah, you know.
[6:01] Speaker 4: I'm not gonna I'm not saying I'm looking forward to it,
[6:04] Speaker 4: but I will say that if Sage goes out and
[6:08] Speaker 4: is not my winning Queen of the season, then can
[6:13] Speaker 4: I can watch it with dignity?
[6:15] Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair. The dice have failed you. That's enough
[6:19] Speaker 2: of us talking about this last could we have a
[6:22] Speaker 2: game to play?
[6:23] Speaker 3: We do, But first we're gonna talk about the new
[6:25] Speaker 3: Katy Perry news. Oh oh, you know, anytime there's a
[6:31] Speaker 3: big Katie update, we got to mention it on the Sanctuary.
[6:34] Speaker 3: So Katie Perry set to recover one point eight million
[6:38] Speaker 3: after prolonged legal battle over Montecito mansion. And what's important
[6:43] Speaker 3: to note here is that she is in this huge
[6:47] Speaker 3: legal battle with a dying veteran.
[6:50] Speaker 1: Yeah, so, yeah, congrats Katie.
[6:53] Speaker 2: I guess I've been seeing some there's some Katie shooters
[6:57] Speaker 2: out there defending Katie for this.
[7:00] Speaker 4: You know what I always say, what we need more
[7:02] Speaker 4: of is more homeless veterans.
[7:04] Speaker 1: Yes, I guess that's what Katie believes.
[7:09] Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, I haven't looked too deeply into it.
[7:12] Speaker 2: So I don't know.
[7:12] Speaker 3: I'm not going to put a judgment on either person
[7:15] Speaker 3: in the situation. I'm gonna really dive into the context
[7:19] Speaker 3: and everything, and I'll come back next week with my
[7:22] Speaker 3: final opinion.
[7:24] Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, you do some research and then come back
[7:27] Speaker 2: next week and give us the give us the final
[7:30] Speaker 2: verdict because I'll trust your opinion on it. I won't
[7:32] Speaker 2: do any research. I'll trust you.
[7:34] Speaker 1: And so now we have a game.
[7:37] Speaker 4: Oh, it's everyone's favorite part of the sanctuary.
[7:41] Speaker 5: I don't know, how do we.
[7:42] Speaker 3: That was the shortest Katy Perry segment we've ever done.
[7:45] Speaker 3: You just like five or ten minutes.
[7:47] Speaker 2: But yeah, there's really just not much to say about
[7:50] Speaker 2: this lady.
[7:51] Speaker 5: No. Yeah, and there's no space trip.
[7:53] Speaker 3: That's why I don't know this one this Katy Perry
[7:56] Speaker 3: story seems pretty depressing.
[7:58] Speaker 1: Compared to the other one.
[7:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been like, you know, she's dating Justin Trudeau,
[8:02] Speaker 3: or she almost fell off a giant like winged eagle
[8:05] Speaker 3: on her tour, or I don't know a lot of stuff.
[8:09] Speaker 1: Orlando Bloom.
[8:09] Speaker 3: But this time it's just it's pretty sad. So we're
[8:12] Speaker 3: gonna move on to the game, which is I don't
[8:16] Speaker 3: I didn't come up with a name for it, so
[8:17] Speaker 3: I'm just Survivor, the Survivor theater. I was gonna say,
[8:22] Speaker 3: do you want to be in an alliance with me?
[8:25] Speaker 2: That's a good I like that. I like that.
[8:27] Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So this is how this works.
[8:29] Speaker 3: Whoever is in charge of the scene, Like you pick
[8:31] Speaker 3: who you're gonna play, and then you pick another person
[8:34] Speaker 3: to be in the scene with you, and you tell
[8:36] Speaker 3: them who they're going to play, and then you try
[8:39] Speaker 3: to pitch being in an alliance to them.
[8:42] Speaker 4: Oh man, now I'm like having to go through a
[8:46] Speaker 4: catalog of Survivor players and you have to.
[8:49] Speaker 3: Think about who's left this. We got seven people left. Yeah,
[8:52] Speaker 3: you know he wants to kick this off.
[8:56] Speaker 2: I think you should?
[8:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, why not think I should?
[8:58] Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, all right, well, I think from my first one,
[9:04] Speaker 3: I'm gonna be Stephen.
[9:08] Speaker 1: And Jonathan. I want you to be Sage.
[9:12] Speaker 5: I could feel it.
[9:14] Speaker 4: I'm looking at that man dead in the eyes, and
[9:16] Speaker 4: I'm like, he's gonna pick me and gonna say to me.
[9:18] Speaker 5: Sage, all right, let me get my gas ready.
[9:21] Speaker 1: Okay, this is this is Stephen pitching to Sage.
[9:24] Speaker 5: Okay.
[9:26] Speaker 3: Uh hey, hey, Sage, can I talk to you for
[9:29] Speaker 3: a minute?
[9:30] Speaker 5: Uh okay.
[9:33] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[9:34] Speaker 3: I was just thinking, like you know, with the size
[9:38] Speaker 3: of our our universe and everything, if you think about it,
[9:41] Speaker 3: at the end of the day, this game is pretty insignificant.
[9:46] Speaker 3: Like our Milky Way galaxy is just one of the
[9:49] Speaker 3: billions of galaxies in the observable universe. It's estimated to
[9:53] Speaker 3: be about one hundred thousand light years in diameter. It
[9:56] Speaker 3: contains about one hundred billion stars. So I was just
[9:59] Speaker 3: thinking that, like in the grand scheme of things, this
[10:02] Speaker 3: game is pretty insignificant. So I was just going to
[10:06] Speaker 3: ask you, if you could vote for yourself tonight.
[10:11] Speaker 5: Myself tonight, Why why would you say for me to
[10:15] Speaker 5: do that?
[10:16] Speaker 4: Because because, like I mean, Branda has just been playing
[10:19] Speaker 4: against you this this whole time.
[10:21] Speaker 5: But makes you think that we're friends, Like what why
[10:24] Speaker 5: would you do this? Why would you say that?
[10:26] Speaker 3: I mean, at the end of the day, it's me
[10:28] Speaker 3: or you next unless one of us wins immunity.
[10:31] Speaker 1: I think we both know that.
[10:33] Speaker 3: So, like with with how big the universe is, like
[10:35] Speaker 3: the size is still unknown and difficult to comprehend. So
[10:39] Speaker 3: I mean, I want to stick around, but what I'm
[10:41] Speaker 3: trying to say to you is, at the end of
[10:43] Speaker 3: the day, the game doesn't matter all that much. So
[10:46] Speaker 3: I want you to vote for yourself.
[10:48] Speaker 5: Okay que to a talking head interview of sage.
[10:52] Speaker 2: Quickly Okay, okay, so confessional.
[10:56] Speaker 4: So Stephen comes up to me and he starts pitching
[10:59] Speaker 4: that I'm going to start voting for myself, and just
[11:04] Speaker 4: like a blackhead, my battles, I try to pick them,
[11:07] Speaker 4: and so I'm just gonna go ahead and say that
[11:11] Speaker 4: I'm gonna do this. But in reality, Steven's gotta go.
[11:16] Speaker 4: Him and Savannah are toxic to this, and I don't
[11:19] Speaker 4: think I can work with them anymore.
[11:22] Speaker 5: End scene.
[11:23] Speaker 2: Can I cut in? Can I cut in? Jonathan's stage
[11:28] Speaker 2: impression and PD's Carolyn impression very similar? You're right, but
[11:34] Speaker 2: they're both they're both very accurate to their own player.
[11:39] Speaker 2: It's very interesting.
[11:40] Speaker 5: That is fascinating. I didn't even think about that.
[11:44] Speaker 1: I did kind of.
[11:45] Speaker 3: I played with the premise a little bit that wasn't
[11:47] Speaker 3: so much pitching to be in an alliance, and it, yeah,
[11:49] Speaker 3: you know, it's pitching something else.
[11:52] Speaker 4: So now I'm back on the beach with Steven, and
[11:56] Speaker 4: I'm gonna.
[11:57] Speaker 5: Say, well, I can't make any promise.
[12:00] Speaker 4: But I'm gonna say that there's definitely a world where
[12:04] Speaker 4: maybe I could go home. I mean, we've all been
[12:06] Speaker 4: out here for so long, but I would just want
[12:09] Speaker 4: to make sure that I'm that it's what's best for
[12:12] Speaker 4: everybody's game. And I just don't know if that's gonna
[12:16] Speaker 4: be you staying or not. I just don't know if
[12:19] Speaker 4: I can go with it. But I'm not saying no.
[12:23] Speaker 3: Well, I'm really glad that you're at least taking it
[12:25] Speaker 3: into consideration, Sage, because, like I said, survivor not that important.
[12:31] Speaker 3: The sky is really big.
[12:33] Speaker 4: But Savannah just told me yesterday that that she didn't
[12:38] Speaker 4: want to vote me out and was going to vote
[12:40] Speaker 4: you out.
[12:41] Speaker 3: What really, she didn't she told me that, but but
[12:46] Speaker 3: but I talked to Savannah about the like I was
[12:48] Speaker 3: gonna tell you to vote for yourself and if that
[12:50] Speaker 3: went well, then But I thought we were on the
[12:52] Speaker 3: same page about.
[12:53] Speaker 5: That, well don't. I don't know about that. Sometimes it
[12:56] Speaker 5: seems like.
[12:57] Speaker 3: But when I told Savannah about my idea to vote you,
[13:00] Speaker 3: she picked up a machete and she just got this
[13:01] Speaker 3: really like crazy look in her eyes. She started chopping
[13:05] Speaker 3: a tree over and over again with the machete, and she's.
[13:07] Speaker 5: Like, I like her eyes.
[13:09] Speaker 4: Really, it's pretty spooky when you watch your get that
[13:12] Speaker 4: look in her eyes like that. And scene Yeah, I
[13:17] Speaker 4: was like, we've now ended up in uncharted waters.
[13:20] Speaker 2: If I was the leader of this improv troop, I
[13:23] Speaker 2: would have ended this a while.
[13:24] Speaker 1: You would have, ye.
[13:26] Speaker 5: A little bit. We're seeming a little bit like that
[13:28] Speaker 5: Wilmington improv group.
[13:33] Speaker 1: All right, Chase your up, okay.
[13:36] Speaker 2: From my scene, I'm Detective Sophie Segretti and I'm on
[13:40] Speaker 2: the case and PD you are Savannah, Okay, okay, and
[13:48] Speaker 2: I am trying to pitch you into us working together
[13:52] Speaker 2: and setting up a final two wow. All right, And
[13:59] Speaker 2: scene it was eight thirty in the morning.
[14:04] Speaker 3: Chase has a cigarette and to say it, we need
[14:06] Speaker 3: to point that out.
[14:09] Speaker 2: Morning, the sun had just peeked over the horizon of Fiji,
[14:14] Speaker 2: and I looked and I saw a dame walk in
[14:16] Speaker 2: my way, the dame that had been controlling this game
[14:20] Speaker 2: since day one, Savannah. She walked up to me and she.
[14:25] Speaker 3: Said, hey, Sigarette, I know we've had a bit of
[14:31] Speaker 3: a rivalry so far. I was thinking maybe we could
[14:34] Speaker 3: have the Challenge Beast alliance and go all the way
[14:37] Speaker 3: to the inn together.
[14:39] Speaker 2: She tried to get me to join her two person alliance.
[14:42] Speaker 2: But here's the thing. I want this bitch gone. I
[14:45] Speaker 2: want this bitch dad and gone. But I can't just
[14:49] Speaker 2: say that to the Dame. So what I tell her
[14:51] Speaker 2: I go along with her playing. I need her in
[14:55] Speaker 2: the game for as long as I'm in the game,
[14:57] Speaker 2: because as long as she's in the game, she's the
[14:59] Speaker 2: cha Challenge Beast to take the heat off of me.
[15:03] Speaker 2: So I'll go along with her strategy. Yes, Savannah, long
[15:11] Speaker 2: puff of my cigarette. I think that's a great idea.
[15:14] Speaker 2: I think I think, in fact, we could go all
[15:16] Speaker 2: the way to the final two. What do you think
[15:18] Speaker 2: about that?
[15:20] Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea.
[15:21] Speaker 3: I mean, and cigarette, I mean, uh, what do they
[15:26] Speaker 3: call her Sophie or yeah, yellow Yellow Sophie. I just
[15:33] Speaker 3: there's there's something that I don't know if this is
[15:36] Speaker 3: gonna change anything, like it changed our dynamic.
[15:39] Speaker 1: But there's just something that.
[15:42] Speaker 3: I wanted to tell you that I've really been debating
[15:46] Speaker 3: on and it's kind of a big deal, and I'm
[15:48] Speaker 3: just really afraid you're not going to see me the
[15:49] Speaker 3: same way if I.
[15:50] Speaker 2: Tell her I slacked her. Spit it out, Burrow.
[15:55] Speaker 3: I I used to be on a local news channel.
[16:00] Speaker 1: I was. I was actually a news reporter.
[16:08] Speaker 2: God, what she just laid on my lap was heavier
[16:13] Speaker 2: than an anvila in the nineteen thirties. It was like
[16:15] Speaker 2: I was working construction and I forgot my hard hat.
[16:18] Speaker 4: Daddy.
[16:19] Speaker 2: She used to be a news reporter. Everybody knows that
[16:22] Speaker 2: that's the worst job that you could possibly have in
[16:24] Speaker 2: the game of Survivor. I've played with lawyers, I've played
[16:27] Speaker 2: with cops, but the every time I've played with a
[16:29] Speaker 2: news reporter, I got popped. I knew I couldn't trust her.
[16:34] Speaker 2: She had to go. So this final two was no
[16:37] Speaker 2: mo and scene.
[16:40] Speaker 1: Wow, that was great.
[16:42] Speaker 5: That was yeah, that was awesome.
[16:44] Speaker 2: Really, I brought a prop for an audio podcast.
[16:47] Speaker 4: I liked the moment when you said, long puff of
[16:51] Speaker 4: my cigarette.
[16:56] Speaker 2: I'm detective to Greddy and I'm on the case.
[16:59] Speaker 3: Oh man, hey, Johonathan, how awesome is it that it's
[17:04] Speaker 3: Sigarette's voice on that.
[17:05] Speaker 4: Now crazy p d let me know before he dropped
[17:09] Speaker 4: that in there, he was like, she has said this
[17:12] Speaker 4: and it was crazy. Well at first, he said, how
[17:15] Speaker 4: crazy is it that I have this audio? And I said,
[17:18] Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
[17:19] Speaker 5: He said she sent it, and I went, who what?
[17:23] Speaker 5: Who sent what?
[17:24] Speaker 4: And he said, I'm going to replace the audio inside,
[17:27] Speaker 4: and I said, what audio are we talking about?
[17:31] Speaker 1: I thought you had access to the d MS.
[17:33] Speaker 4: So I just I was just sitting there, so I
[17:36] Speaker 4: was like, what is talking about? It's really cool, it's
[17:40] Speaker 4: really awesome.
[17:40] Speaker 3: Thank you Sophie, thank you Sgrette. Excuse me, we don't
[17:45] Speaker 3: say the S word on this show.
[17:49] Speaker 2: For either one of them. It's either baldy or cigarette.
[17:52] Speaker 5: Yeah, which does start with.
[17:57] Speaker 1: Thank you Sophie.
[17:58] Speaker 5: Be amazing?
[18:00] Speaker 1: All right, Jonathan, you're.
[18:01] Speaker 5: Up, Okay, okay.
[18:04] Speaker 3: I I feel like Jonathan forgot about the premise before
[18:07] Speaker 3: we started recording, and so this is gonna be interesting.
[18:12] Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm having this moment where I'm like, I don't
[18:14] Speaker 4: wanna I'm gonna play.
[18:18] Speaker 5: I'm gonna play. Who am I gonna play? I'm gonna play? Dude?
[18:24] Speaker 5: What is happening to me?
[18:26] Speaker 4: Because now all I can think about is Juwan because
[18:29] Speaker 4: he left?
[18:31] Speaker 5: I play.
[18:33] Speaker 1: Do you want a list of who all's left?
[18:34] Speaker 5: Dude?
[18:35] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[18:35] Speaker 3: Give me Avanna, Sophie, Christina or Christina.
[18:41] Speaker 4: I thought about that. Okay, how about this. I'm gonna
[18:43] Speaker 4: play Christina?
[18:46] Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and Chase.
[18:49] Speaker 4: I want you to play riz God Okay, okay, all right,
[18:55] Speaker 4: so I'm gonna be trying to convince you to stick
[18:59] Speaker 4: with me. Okay, I mean, let me get in like
[19:03] Speaker 4: a nice, soft spoken, kind voice, because that feels like Christy. Hey, Rizzo,
[19:09] Speaker 4: can I can I talk to you just for like
[19:10] Speaker 4: a moment?
[19:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, if you spell my name real quick? Ari zz
[19:14] Speaker 2: g O d bit it's one Z get it right, girl.
[19:18] Speaker 5: I just I wanted to add one more to it.
[19:20] Speaker 4: I felt like, can we just talk for like a
[19:22] Speaker 4: just a just a really quick second.
[19:25] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be cinema.
[19:26] Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right, Hey, I noticed that I noticed
[19:31] Speaker 4: that you and Savannah like y'all are really close and
[19:34] Speaker 4: you're hanging out and and like I really love that
[19:37] Speaker 4: for you.
[19:38] Speaker 5: Yeah, that's yeah, that's I.
[19:40] Speaker 4: I But I'm thinking, how how could I just help
[19:45] Speaker 4: you in some way?
[19:46] Speaker 5: Like how could I go with you and Savannah?
[19:49] Speaker 4: Because I really think that the three of us we
[19:52] Speaker 4: could we could go the whole distance potentially.
[19:56] Speaker 2: Hey, the best thing that you can do for my
[19:58] Speaker 2: game is go home next week. Well, I.
[20:03] Speaker 5: Don't want to go home next week. I'm not done here.
[20:06] Speaker 4: I've got more to prove to myself and I've got
[20:09] Speaker 4: more to prove to you guys. And I really think
[20:12] Speaker 4: that that I should be with you guys towards the end,
[20:16] Speaker 4: like just giving me a shot. Like if we look
[20:18] Speaker 4: at Sage and Stephen, they're they're flipping a lot, and
[20:22] Speaker 4: I've been nothing but kind to you and Savannah, and
[20:26] Speaker 4: you know, it just makes me worried.
[20:29] Speaker 2: Oh Okay, I see what you're saying. Okay, you want
[20:32] Speaker 2: to be the zero vote finalists.
[20:34] Speaker 4: I'm not even saying that I want to be the
[20:35] Speaker 4: zero Vote finalist, but I want to prove it to
[20:38] Speaker 4: myself that I can make there.
[20:42] Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I don't know if me letting you
[20:45] Speaker 2: come to the final three. Is you proving anything? It's
[20:48] Speaker 2: more of like just me proving my omnipotence as the
[20:52] Speaker 2: god of survivor, right right.
[20:54] Speaker 4: Right, Well, I don't know. Is there is there some
[20:58] Speaker 4: way that I can like just prove that I'm loyal?
[21:01] Speaker 2: Like yes, I'll tell you what if we do a
[21:04] Speaker 2: little freestyle rap song together, I'll think about it.
[21:07] Speaker 5: Okay, all right, let's drop a beat. Riz. I'm Christine
[21:17] Speaker 5: and I'm on an island. I've got an idol and
[21:20] Speaker 5: I'm gonna put in pockets. I didn't tell you that
[21:22] Speaker 5: that was accidental. I hope that I don't go completely mental.
[21:27] Speaker 2: Riz just found out she's got an idol. Everybody knows
[21:31] Speaker 2: that I'm suicidol. Whoa, oh, Riz?
[21:35] Speaker 5: You never you never told.
[21:37] Speaker 2: Us that it's been pretty hard out here on the island.
[21:40] Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well I'm always here as a shoulder to
[21:44] Speaker 4: cry on.
[21:44] Speaker 2: And you know, and see, I really couldn't think of
[21:49] Speaker 2: a word that rhymes with idol, like.
[21:54] Speaker 4: I as Christy just blurt out I have an idol
[21:58] Speaker 4: and it's literally the next because you're like, I might
[22:01] Speaker 4: kill myself.
[22:02] Speaker 3: Yeah, way to take it to outer space.
[22:07] Speaker 5: We're just revealing dark secrets. Then here's mine.
[22:11] Speaker 1: What a dark turn that man? That was bad.
[22:14] Speaker 2: I mean, if that's too bad, if that was too bad,
[22:21] Speaker 2: we could we could end it, we could edit out
[22:23] Speaker 2: that part. I just couldn't think of a word that
[22:26] Speaker 2: rhymed with idol.
[22:29] Speaker 5: That's true bridle.
[22:31] Speaker 2: Mmmm, if only I could go back ye do Oh,
[22:38] Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of another one. Just keep thinking
[22:40] Speaker 2: of I can't. I can't think of another one.
[22:43] Speaker 1: Tribal.
[22:44] Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's that's like a good slant rhyme, as
[22:48] Speaker 5: they would say. It's like you'd get away with it.
[22:51] Speaker 3: So I'm I'm back up? Can I can I double
[22:53] Speaker 3: down on the Rizzo stuff? I'm gonna be and I'm
[22:57] Speaker 3: gonna tap Chase okay and Chase. I want you who
[23:03] Speaker 3: hasn't been done yet? Is there anybody who we are Savannah?
[23:09] Speaker 1: Well, I was uh, baldy okay, Jeff.
[23:18] Speaker 3: So this is like I'm gonna be Rizzo when he's
[23:22] Speaker 3: super excited and you know, the kind of like the
[23:26] Speaker 3: Mario energy that we talk about.
[23:29] Speaker 2: And then who am I?
[23:30] Speaker 1: You're baldy okay, Jonathan.
[23:32] Speaker 3: If you listen to the last episode, there's a ton
[23:34] Speaker 3: of Mario but okay, so all right, I'm gonna kick
[23:38] Speaker 3: this off. This is Rizzo making a pitch to baldy mm.
[23:47] Speaker 1: I got got got.
[23:55] Speaker 5: Dang.
[23:56] Speaker 4: I didn't need to steal the thunder with a Rizzo.
[24:03] Speaker 2: Can you please take this seriously. We need to decide
[24:05] Speaker 2: if me and you were the final two, or if
[24:08] Speaker 2: you're gonna take Savannah to the final two.
[24:10] Speaker 4: Oh.
[24:17] Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know you don't want to
[24:19] Speaker 2: do that in Savannah because you've been so close with Savannah.
[24:22] Speaker 2: But we've been close together too, and I think you
[24:24] Speaker 2: have a better chance at the final tribal if it's me,
[24:27] Speaker 2: you and Christina versus me, you and Savannah. Oh my god,
[24:43] Speaker 2: oh my god, A secret just jumped out of the
[24:45] Speaker 2: water and roared in us. Are you Okayris, God, that's a.
[25:09] Speaker 1: True I had one more scenes, not over, so say
[25:17] Speaker 1: one more thing.
[25:19] Speaker 2: Okay, So look, it's you and me. We can win
[25:26] Speaker 2: this thing.
[25:27] Speaker 1: What do you say?
[25:43] Speaker 2: Damn it bult damn damn.
[25:46] Speaker 1: I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed on making
[25:48] Speaker 1: the merge. I'm crying right now.
[25:53] Speaker 5: Before that.
[25:58] Speaker 1: Give me to play that again more time?
[26:00] Speaker 5: About just show the last one?
[26:18] Speaker 1: Just have one more idea.
[26:24] Speaker 2: Let's yeah, let's let's do let's do one more if
[26:27] Speaker 2: you've got another one. But I think that was the peach.
[26:29] Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. Okay, So I'm gonna be Juwan.
[26:33] Speaker 3: And I'll explain how I'm gonna be Juwan when I
[26:37] Speaker 3: get into it. So but then, Jonathan, I guess we
[26:40] Speaker 3: have to do a repeat. Now I think we've used everybody.
[26:44] Speaker 3: So Jonathan, how about we'll do Sage again.
[26:48] Speaker 1: You'll be Sage. Okay, just go with that, okay.
[26:54] Speaker 3: And this is like three a M and a little
[27:00] Speaker 3: bit and say it's just like gotten up. And she's
[27:02] Speaker 3: like walking on the beach. Okay, and she and she
[27:08] Speaker 3: hears this from the bushes, stay, hey, hey, say.
[27:14] Speaker 5: Hear this sound? And I just signed to just take
[27:18] Speaker 5: a look at it.
[27:22] Speaker 2: Who is it?
[27:23] Speaker 1: I escaped Ponderosa.
[27:32] Speaker 5: Here's the thing here.
[27:34] Speaker 1: You don't understand. I'm playing forty chess right now.
[27:37] Speaker 3: Okay, So when I got voted out, I took Rizzo's torch.
[27:44] Speaker 2: Jeff, you're enough.
[27:46] Speaker 3: Jeff's snuffed Rizzo's torch and I took it, so technically
[27:50] Speaker 3: I am not eliminated. I broke out of my room.
[27:54] Speaker 3: I smashed the window at Ponderosa and I ran over
[27:57] Speaker 3: here to find you.
[27:59] Speaker 5: I don't is that how that works?
[28:01] Speaker 2: Do you want?
[28:01] Speaker 1: Like?
[28:02] Speaker 4: I really, I would much rather it be you that's here.
[28:05] Speaker 4: But I don't think is that how this works? Is
[28:09] Speaker 4: Jeff gonna be okay with that?
[28:11] Speaker 3: See what, I'm gonna wait until tribal tonight and I'm
[28:15] Speaker 3: gonna sneak up in there, and that's when I'm gonna
[28:17] Speaker 3: talk to Uncle Jeff and I'm gonna tell him my
[28:19] Speaker 3: four DJs plan that Hey, Jeff, I escape bond Rosa
[28:23] Speaker 3: and now you snuff Rizzo's torture. I'm back in the game, baby,
[28:27] Speaker 3: And Uncle Jeff is gonna respect.
[28:28] Speaker 5: It, Okay.
[28:31] Speaker 4: I mean I have heard that if anybody's completely fine
[28:34] Speaker 4: with the game being flexible, it's Jeff Probes. So I
[28:38] Speaker 4: mean I think, go for it, maybe, but I don't
[28:42] Speaker 4: think I can be there for you when you do it.
[28:46] Speaker 1: But but here's what I have to ask.
[28:48] Speaker 5: I'm surprised I need.
[28:50] Speaker 1: You on my side.
[28:51] Speaker 5: Stage.
[28:52] Speaker 1: This is risky. No one's ever done this.
[28:53] Speaker 3: They did the twist where they brought people back one time,
[28:56] Speaker 3: but but they didn't you know, those people didn't escape and.
[28:59] Speaker 1: Do it themselves. Is like a big risk. I'm taking
[29:01] Speaker 1: I need you one, sage.
[29:03] Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I guess at tribal I could probably say
[29:09] Speaker 4: that I agree that you should be back, but I
[29:12] Speaker 4: don't think I can say that I know about it.
[29:16] Speaker 3: Okay, perfect, but odo odo, I gotta go productions after me.
[29:21] Speaker 5: I hear them, I hear them.
[29:23] Speaker 4: Tell them that we were just talking about forts.
[29:27] Speaker 1: I'm here.
[29:30] Speaker 5: Is gonna turn into a whole chase with I just.
[29:39] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that's all I got.
[29:42] Speaker 4: I slowly was turning into the Californians SML with my
[29:46] Speaker 4: sage yes. And then at one point I said, what
[29:48] Speaker 4: are you doing here? And I completely took it there
[29:52] Speaker 4: by accident.
[29:53] Speaker 1: If only we had planned a Carolyn and Sage.
[29:55] Speaker 2: One, oh yeah, oh yeah, that would have been good.
[29:58] Speaker 3: Maybe that would just be like Carolyn and Sage at
[30:01] Speaker 3: the survivor bar or something. Oh, Carolyn's had a couple
[30:05] Speaker 3: of drinks and then she walks up to SAYE. She's like, hey,
[30:08] Speaker 3: hey girl, I just love you were so authentically yourself.
[30:14] Speaker 2: Feel like I was.
[30:15] Speaker 5: I really appreciate that.
[30:17] Speaker 4: Like I was thinking about you the whole time I
[30:20] Speaker 4: was out on the island.
[30:22] Speaker 5: And I was thinking, how can I be myself.
[30:26] Speaker 4: So I started talking about the stuff that made everyone
[30:29] Speaker 4: feel gross and icky, but to me, it made me
[30:32] Speaker 4: feel at home.
[30:33] Speaker 3: Carolyn, girl, I appreciate that more than you even know.
[30:39] Speaker 4: Okay, can I buy you around or something?
[30:44] Speaker 1: You can buy me whatever you want. I mean, I
[30:46] Speaker 1: I'm one scrap. I mean I think, I wait, I think, Carolyn, there's.
[30:51] Speaker 3: A huge flaw in what I did here, because Carolyn
[30:55] Speaker 3: is sober and I made a mistake.
[30:58] Speaker 2: Give me one, Hey, I can fix this. I can
[31:01] Speaker 2: fix this all right. Uh. While they're at the bar, hurt,
[31:05] Speaker 2: Carolyn's sponsor, Scooby Doo pops up. Where would Scooby do be?
[31:12] Speaker 5: Do be do? What are you doing here? What just happened?
[31:18] Speaker 5: Scooby do?
[31:20] Speaker 2: Where are you these rights? Bar?
[31:23] Speaker 5: Carolyn?
[31:24] Speaker 2: I like Scoob, you gotta stop putting all these survival fantasies.
[31:28] Speaker 5: So no, if the old place is.
[31:31] Speaker 4: Full of gold rules and ghoules.
[31:35] Speaker 2: Run kitle.
[31:41] Speaker 4: Oh man, we're clearly acing it as an improv troup.
[31:46] Speaker 2: Guy.
[31:46] Speaker 1: Yeah, what would be our survivor base we do on tour?
[31:51] Speaker 2: What's our survivor based improving called?
[31:53] Speaker 5: Great question? Great question? Ponderosa?
[31:59] Speaker 2: You know?
[32:01] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and we could we could call one of
[32:04] Speaker 4: our segments of Bonanza. Why did you say that like
[32:10] Speaker 4: we were gonna be like, yeah, I'm not.
[32:14] Speaker 5: I'm just go with it, Just go with it.
[32:18] Speaker 4: Sorry for thinking you would understand a TV reference.
[32:23] Speaker 2: The way Survivor this would be.
[32:25] Speaker 1: I think this should be our name.
[32:28] Speaker 2: I'm appreciative for CBS. I love CBS. That's a good
[32:32] Speaker 2: that's a good name. I'm appreciative for CBS. I love
[32:34] Speaker 2: CBS Live. I do hold on because I do see
[32:40] Speaker 2: a world where you could do a long form improv
[32:43] Speaker 2: show where it's like we're players on Survivor that I
[32:48] Speaker 2: could definitely see that being a being hate we vote
[32:50] Speaker 2: each other out, like we actually do a tribal council.
[32:54] Speaker 5: A little scripted non scripted action.
[32:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think that's actually a pretty great idea.
[33:00] Speaker 2: Let's let's let's call up Rob Cesternino.
[33:04] Speaker 4: And let's at.
[33:06] Speaker 2: The next our half event, will get an improv show going, yeah.
[33:13] Speaker 1: Where we do these terrible bits for.
[33:17] Speaker 2: We'll get We'll get Survivor alumni that are that could improv,
[33:21] Speaker 2: Like Mary and So would do a good job.
[33:24] Speaker 1: Okay, that would be so much fun.
[33:27] Speaker 2: We could do who else would be good?
[33:31] Speaker 5: John fair play?
[33:33] Speaker 2: Fair play?
[33:34] Speaker 3: Wait what if I title this episode bad survivor improv.
[33:38] Speaker 2: I think that's a good idea, even though I feel
[33:40] Speaker 2: like we kind of crushed it.
[33:41] Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was the only bad thing that
[33:45] Speaker 4: happened here is that it ended a little bit.
[33:48] Speaker 3: The only bad thing is that I think Carolyn might
[33:51] Speaker 3: be sober and congratulations Carolyn. And then I did a
[33:56] Speaker 3: setup where she's drinking in a bar, so my bad
[33:58] Speaker 3: on that?
[33:59] Speaker 4: Do I feel guilty that myself has sage bought Carolyn
[34:03] Speaker 4: who said a drink?
[34:05] Speaker 2: Also, I accidentally rhymed idle she was tribal? What did
[34:12] Speaker 2: I I?
[34:13] Speaker 1: It was idle with suicidal Yeah?
[34:15] Speaker 2: Oh yeah suicidal? Yeah? Is this gonna be the one
[34:26] Speaker 2: that gets us canceled?
[34:28] Speaker 5: I feel like it would have happened by now.
[34:31] Speaker 2: At least.
[34:31] Speaker 3: I mean, I think I clearly felt bad about my
[34:36] Speaker 3: Caroline set up to that.
[34:38] Speaker 1: So does that cover me?
[34:40] Speaker 2: We can even edit that out if we need to.
[34:42] Speaker 4: I don't say we take the Bill Burr approach. Just
[34:45] Speaker 4: you can't cancel me, you know.
[34:48] Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think we should take the Rizzo approach,
[34:50] Speaker 1: and I won't do the whole thing this time.
[34:58] Speaker 3: But also it is awesome that Rizzo DMed us despite
[35:03] Speaker 3: the fact that I've been going like way in on
[35:05] Speaker 3: this Mario bit for him, Well.
[35:07] Speaker 2: He thinks it's funny. He's got a good sense of humor.
[35:10] Speaker 5: That dude understands entertainment.
[35:12] Speaker 2: You can just yeah, yeah, he understands pro wrestling, which
[35:15] Speaker 2: is kind of what we build this show correctly.
[35:18] Speaker 3: I don't think Rizzo would mind me bringing this up
[35:21] Speaker 3: because he reached out, and I just want to point
[35:24] Speaker 3: out that he said that. He he just like unprompted,
[35:27] Speaker 3: he said, Detective Segrette is on the case.
[35:30] Speaker 5: Amazing and I love it.
[35:31] Speaker 3: Yeah, I really appreciated that. So thank you to the
[35:33] Speaker 3: riz g o D for tuning into the show.
[35:36] Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well, I think that's everything we got for
[35:40] Speaker 2: the Sanctuary this week.
[35:41] Speaker 5: Got let's do one more round of him?
[35:42] Speaker 3: Oh no, wait, wait wait, I do have one thing.
[35:58] Speaker 3: Me and Chase got a text from Brandon last night.
[36:00] Speaker 3: There was a tweet from Stephen about the fact that
[36:04] Speaker 3: he crossed out Shan.
[36:06] Speaker 1: And wrote Savannah.
[36:07] Speaker 2: Yes, I thought that he made.
[36:10] Speaker 3: He said, backstory, I accidentally called Savannah Shannon like four
[36:14] Speaker 3: or five times after the merge. It became a bit
[36:16] Speaker 3: of a running joke, so I thought this would be
[36:18] Speaker 3: a funny callback.
[36:20] Speaker 4: Do you think that anyone else picked up that was
[36:23] Speaker 4: a callback or do you think they took someone, tried
[36:26] Speaker 4: to write her down and then changed their mind.
[36:28] Speaker 3: I mean, if they all were in on the joke,
[36:30] Speaker 3: they knew, but they didn't show that running bit to anybody,
[36:35] Speaker 3: like any of the viewers. So for us, it was
[36:37] Speaker 3: just like, oh, Steven's an idiot.
[36:42] Speaker 5: He's just as bad as me.
[36:44] Speaker 4: It's basically what you're saying, because I also have been
[36:46] Speaker 4: getting everyone's names mixed up.
[36:49] Speaker 1: Yeah, but Stephen is not an idiot.
[36:51] Speaker 3: He's a wonderful person because he gave me an opportunity
[36:54] Speaker 3: to play my sound drop.
[36:55] Speaker 1: One more time fair Weather and I guess that does
[37:09] Speaker 1: it for the Sectuary.
[37:12] Speaker 4: I thought, for some reason we were like ending it
[37:14] Speaker 4: with that song, So then I stayed silent like a
[37:17] Speaker 4: good podcaster.
[37:18] Speaker 2: Hey, can we just end this podcast with a quick
[37:22] Speaker 2: prayer for Jonathan's in laws dog?
[37:30] Speaker 3: How about we tell Shannon I feel like Shannon's prayers
[37:33] Speaker 3: are more effective.
[37:34] Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Shannon, please pray for my in laws dog.
[37:39] Speaker 2: I have an idea for a new series we could do.
[37:42] Speaker 2: Maybe we could do this on YouTube. We buy Survivor
[37:46] Speaker 2: player cameos and we make them say the most insane
[37:50] Speaker 2: things ever. Like we get one from Shannon and we're like, hey,
[37:53] Speaker 2: can you just say a quick prayer for my in
[37:54] Speaker 2: law's dog?
[37:56] Speaker 3: You know, I kind of already get them to say
[37:58] Speaker 3: and say and stuff and then put it on the show.
[38:00] Speaker 1: I've been doing that.
[38:00] Speaker 5: For a little while.
[38:02] Speaker 4: In the surprise twist, guys, when I got to my
[38:05] Speaker 4: in laws and found out their dog was sick, Jeff
[38:08] Speaker 4: Probst immediately.
[38:11] Speaker 5: Coming over.
[38:12] Speaker 3: We've continually said, hey, we're gonna end the show now,
[38:17] Speaker 3: but how about next week we revisit the dogs. I'm
[38:21] Speaker 3: coming over, think because there's got to be fans of
[38:24] Speaker 3: our show who.
[38:24] Speaker 2: Have no idea, don't understand it. Let's do that, guys,
[38:29] Speaker 2: leave us. Can we get can we get ten of
[38:32] Speaker 2: you to leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts?
[38:37] Speaker 3: Yeah, so if we could get some reviews. How about this,
[38:39] Speaker 3: We're trying to hit let's say, one hundred reviews before
[38:43] Speaker 3: season fifty.
[38:44] Speaker 2: What are we at right now?
[38:45] Speaker 1: Seventy something?
[38:47] Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, if you guys can't help.
[38:49] Speaker 3: Us out Spotify, we're over one hundred.
[38:53] Speaker 2: Yeah, because Spotify is the superior podcast format.
[38:56] Speaker 3: I think Spotify is used by younger people, and we
[38:59] Speaker 3: are a gen Z podcast.
[39:02] Speaker 2: That's true. We're millennial sixty sixty six percent gen Z.
[39:08] Speaker 1: And then Jonathan, I like.
[39:10] Speaker 5: To think I've been a dub what.
[39:12] Speaker 2: Oh right now brand is millennialist as well. So it's
[39:16] Speaker 2: fifty to fifty sixty six percent.
[39:19] Speaker 1: G Baby Yeah, I.
[39:25] Speaker 2: Sixty six percent sounds like a fifty cent album. Yea yeah?
[39:30] Speaker 5: Oh man?
[39:31] Speaker 1: All right, Mary plays out.
[39:35] Speaker 2: It looks pink to me in that My Fables, my fabite.
[39:49] Speaker 6: You're about to hear some ads that helped keep the
[39:52] Speaker 6: lights on here in the old studio. Thanks for listening
[39:57] Speaker 6: or don't listen. It's really up to you. At this point.
[40:00] Speaker 6: Is that the end of the show. I mean, you're
[40:02] Speaker 6: listening to me Hi? But here they come. I promised
[40:05] Speaker 6: they're come. Yep, here they are happy days
[41:02] Speaker 3: As

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