# Bonus: Can YOU Come Up With Our New Jingle?

An episode of [Jase, Lauren & Clint](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1734322806), 22 Oct 2026, 8:00.

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We need your help Melbourne! Our text line 0459 888 100 doesn't exactly roll of the tongue. Can YOU come up with a jingle to make it more memorable? Send us your jingle via a DM on our socials. Links below... Listen live on the Nova Player. Follow us on Facebook Instagram & TikTok See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: 0-4-5-9-triple-8-100. 0-4-5-9-triple-8-100. That is our text line.
[0:06] Speaker 2: Now, I, for the life of me, can't remember it.
[0:08] Speaker 3: Okay, so let me. 8-9-triple-5-100.
[0:11] Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no.
[0:14] Speaker 1: So save it in your phones. Can you please do
[0:16] Speaker 1: it right now? No, what am I going to text
[0:18] Speaker 1: for you? Well, you can text me because I manage
[0:20] Speaker 1: the texts.
[0:21] Speaker 2: I'll just text your phone.
[0:22] Speaker 1: 0-4-0-5. No.
[0:22] Speaker 5: 0-4-5-8.
[0:22] Speaker 6: Shh.
[0:22] Speaker 1: 0-4-0-5.
[0:22] Speaker 6: Enough.
[0:22] Speaker 3: Listen, and.
[0:30] Speaker 1: To all those people listening to us right now, put
[0:32] Speaker 1: it in your phone. Please. 0459 888 100.
[0:35] Speaker 3: 0459.
[0:35] Speaker 5: 888.
[0:36] Speaker 6: 100.
[0:36] Speaker 4: And for Nova 100.
[0:38] Speaker 2: Couldn't we have got 0458 100 100?
[0:42] Speaker 4: 0459 888.
[0:42] Speaker 2: No, it's not.
[0:43] Speaker 4: No, you got the first bit wrong.
[0:45] Speaker 3: Don't be twisting it. 0459 888 100. Oh, you're trying
[0:51] Speaker 3: to do a jingle. I am. Just quickly.
[0:53] Speaker 1: People are sort of catching on. I'm just going to
[0:55] Speaker 1: read you a couple of texts we've received this morning.
[0:57] Speaker 6: Yep.
[0:58] Speaker 1: Just, you know, to engage a conversation. One of them
[1:00] Speaker 1: is from Debbie. Debbie took out our hide and seek yesterday.
[1:05] Speaker 3: Oh, Deb's texted. She's reached out.
[1:07] Speaker 2: What up, sis?
[1:08] Speaker 3: Hi, Jace, Lauren, Clint.
[1:09] Speaker 1: It's Debbie from yesterday. Wanted to thank you again so much.
[1:12] Speaker 1: Yesterday was overwhelming. You were all amazing. Last night was
[1:15] Speaker 1: the best sleep I had in ages.
[1:16] Speaker 3: Good on you, Debs.
[1:17] Speaker 2: Now- Question, Clint.
[1:18] Speaker 3: Yes, question.
[1:19] Speaker 5: Can you receive pickies on that- Hang on, wait. Why
[1:23] Speaker 5: when you say pickies, does it seem more salacious?
[1:25] Speaker 7: Because when you said that, it sounded salacious.
[1:29] Speaker 5: Like if I said photos, it wouldn't sound normal. No,
[1:31] Speaker 5: but that's where you went.
[1:32] Speaker 2: Well, that's what I meant.
[1:34] Speaker 3: I don't believe so, but hey, send us a text.
[1:36] Speaker 2: Careful.
[1:36] Speaker 3: 0459888100. Taylor, morning guys.
[1:41] Speaker 1: Just wondered if there's a DJ Clint Stanislai playlist floating around.
[1:45] Speaker 1: Or if one could be created, I'd love to play
[1:47] Speaker 1: it at my 30th next week.
[1:48] Speaker 3: Okay.
[1:49] Speaker 2: No, see, Clint, listen.
[1:51] Speaker 5: If you're going to be in charge of our group
[1:52] Speaker 5: text line, it can't just be about you.
[1:55] Speaker 2: Anything nice for Jase in it?
[1:58] Speaker 4: Keep scrolling.
[1:59] Speaker 2: There's got to be something.
[2:00] Speaker 3: Keep scrolling.
[2:01] Speaker 5: Jase, tell them to text you something nice on what's
[2:03] Speaker 5: the number again.
[2:03] Speaker 3: 0429888100.
[2:03] Speaker 4: 0485.
[2:03] Speaker 3: No, 0458. Do you know what? Hey, guys, stop it.
[2:06] Speaker 4: I've come up with a jingle.
[2:13] Speaker 3: Let me see how catchy it is.
[2:17] Speaker 2: You haven't even heard it yet.
[2:18] Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, Michael Bublé. I like it.
[2:24] Speaker 4: I mean, it's no.
[2:25] Speaker 6: 13, 30, 32.
[2:39] Speaker 2: I'll never forget that number. See, this is what you need.
[2:43] Speaker 3: What about this one? Pizza Hut.
[2:48] Speaker 2: 1-3-double-1-double-6 pizza delivery.
[2:50] Speaker 3: Don't give us your Queensland crap. 8-9-2-double-1-double-1.
[2:54] Speaker 2: That is so pop.
[2:55] Speaker 3: 8-9-2-double-1-double-1. Do you know what?
[2:57] Speaker 2: That makes me sad for your childhood that that's the
[2:59] Speaker 2: number you sung.
[3:00] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[3:00] Speaker 2: 8-9, what is it?
[3:01] Speaker 4: Well, I think it's quite clear.
[3:02] Speaker 3: 8-9-2-double-1. It's quite clear. Look at me.
[3:04] Speaker 4: I remembered the number.
[3:05] Speaker 2: 1-3-double-1-double-6.
[3:07] Speaker 3: Which connects to nowhere here in Melbourne. 8-9-2-double-1-double-1-pov.
[3:12] Speaker 2: Does Pizza Hut delivery still exist, if I called it that?
[3:15] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3:15] Speaker 2: Pizza Hut's still going delivery.
[3:17] Speaker 3: Yeah. Play it, please.
[3:18] Speaker 2: No, it's not.
[3:19] Speaker 4: I guarantee.
[3:20] Speaker 3: Is it?
[3:20] Speaker 4: I had a little Domino's man on a bike in
[3:22] Speaker 4: my place the other day.
[3:22] Speaker 3: Can you please play the Victorian version? Or have we
[3:24] Speaker 3: not got it?
[3:25] Speaker 4: Of the pizza one?
[3:26] Speaker 3: No, I don't.
[3:27] Speaker 2: I'll do it for you. 1-3-double-1-double-6. 1-3-double-1-double-6.
[3:30] Speaker 4: 8-9-2-double-1-double.
[3:31] Speaker 2: Shut up, Coinslander.
[3:34] Speaker 3: It's a hot delivery.
[3:35] Speaker 2: Now, hang on.
[3:36] Speaker 4: Okay.
[3:36] Speaker 2: Stop, because Clint has worked so hard on that jingle.
[3:38] Speaker 2: Don't play it again, Jase. What was it? You sing it.
[3:41] Speaker 3: No, no, no. You sing it.
[3:45] Speaker 1: I just don't want, you know, I think the original
[3:47] Speaker 1: is the best, and it goes something like this.
[3:49] Speaker 3: I got it on the keyboard. 0-4-5-9-triple-8-1-hundred. Oh, that triple-8-1-hundred.
[3:56] Speaker 6: Is really confusing when you're in a rush.
[4:01] Speaker 3: It sounds a bit Christmas carol-y, doesn't it?
[4:03] Speaker 2: It sounds like it's playing in the Maya windows.
[4:05] Speaker 3: Yeah, you could play this at Carols by Candlelight, Jase.
[4:08] Speaker 2: Send us a text, guys.
[4:09] Speaker 3: Can you imagine Dennis Walter playing this at Carols by Candlelight?
[4:12] Speaker 3: Play it again, please.
[4:14] Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
[4:15] Speaker 4: Clint Stanaway.
[4:18] Speaker 3: That's so bad.
[4:23] Speaker 4: Guys, we just haven't confirmed. Pizza Hut still do delivery.
[4:28] Speaker 2: No, no, they do delivery. That wasn't my question. The
[4:31] Speaker 2: question was, does 13116 still exist?
[4:32] Speaker 6: Because it says here they do delivery via website, Uber
[4:36] Speaker 6: Eats and DoorDash.
[4:37] Speaker 2: Can you still call them?
[4:39] Speaker 3: Guys, the text message.
[4:40] Speaker 4: Hang on, what's the number?
[4:42] Speaker 2: Let's call now.
[4:45] Speaker 3: 1-3-1-1. 1-3-1-1.
[4:45] Speaker 2: Double six.
[4:47] Speaker 7: If this doesn't work, we're trying 8-9-3-1-1. You're going to have.
[4:51] Speaker 2: To put 0-7 in front if you call a Queensland one.
[4:53] Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
[4:55] Speaker 3: Welcome to Pizza Hut.
[4:56] Speaker 6: Yes! Please call us.
[4:59] Speaker 4: Back from 11am when our ovens are hot.
[5:03] Speaker 3: When our ovens are hot.
[5:05] Speaker 2: Oh my God, I want a Pizza Hut pepperoni. I
[5:07] Speaker 2: haven't had a Pizza Hut pepperoni thin base. What was
[5:10] Speaker 2: a thin base?
[5:10] Speaker 4: Thin and crispy.
[5:11] Speaker 2: Thin and crispy since I was like 10 and I
[5:13] Speaker 2: want one now. Free advertising, Pete.
[5:16] Speaker 3: Do you know what? You're welcome. Hey, guys. Julianne has
[5:18] Speaker 3: texted us in on 0459888. No. Sing it.
[5:22] Speaker 2: Go on. This was your idea. 0459888. 100.
[5:28] Speaker 3: She says, morning, Jay, Sarah and Clint.
[5:30] Speaker 1: I'd like to know if anyone ever wins on the
[5:32] Speaker 1: app entering every day for G Flip. I've been calling
[5:34] Speaker 1: every day, but I can never get through.
[5:37] Speaker 4: Did she win on the app?
[5:39] Speaker 3: G Flip tickets.
[5:40] Speaker 2: Did she win on the app, did you say?
[5:41] Speaker 3: Can we give her some G-Foot tickets?
[5:43] Speaker 7: No.
[5:43] Speaker 3: Because she's on the text.
[5:44] Speaker 4: No, sorry, mate.
[5:45] Speaker 3: So, hang on.
[5:45] Speaker 2: She's tried calling on the app and the text.
[5:48] Speaker 4: Okay, I'll tell you what. Hark that for a second.
[5:51] Speaker 3: Clint, it's Kane. You're by far the best out of
[5:53] Speaker 3: the three of them. Oh, okay. Jog on, Kane.
[5:57] Speaker 2: Hand me the text on the laptop.
[5:59] Speaker 3: Let's give it to the people. Clint, I'm a single mum.
[6:02] Speaker 3: I want to go on a date. I'm great with newborns.
[6:06] Speaker 2: Probably not a bad shout. You should date a single mum.
[6:09] Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely. Jase is awesome and funny. Oh, that must
[6:12] Speaker 3: be it. The wrong number. Guys, try again.
[6:16] Speaker 2: Okay, so is anyone sending you any Clint pickets?
[6:19] Speaker 3: Let's give it to the people. Guys, let's give it
[6:21] Speaker 3: to the people.
[6:21] Speaker 4: What? Let's get the people to come up with a
[6:24] Speaker 4: jingle for the number.
[6:25] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[6:26] Speaker 2: I've been asking for this ever since this text line
[6:28] Speaker 2: came out.
[6:28] Speaker 4: Over the weekend, have a think. Hit the old Mac.
[6:33] Speaker 4: just have her sing.
[6:34] Speaker 2: What do you mean hit the old Mac?
[6:35] Speaker 4: Like jump on the MacBook and make something up.
[6:38] Speaker 2: Hit the old Mac. I've never heard that expression.
[6:42] Speaker 4: Feel free to run with it.
[6:42] Speaker 2: Hit the old Mac.
[6:44] Speaker 4: Get the keyboard out.
[6:46] Speaker 2: What do they say?
[6:47] Speaker 3: Return of the Mac.
[6:48] Speaker 5: Tinkle on the ivory keys.
[6:52] Speaker 7: We want someone to make a jingle for the text line.
[6:55] Speaker 7: We'll put a decent prize on this as well.
[6:58] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. What have we got?
[6:59] Speaker 7: And here's the irony. You can't actually text us the
[7:02] Speaker 7: audio of the jingle. You're going to need to slide
[7:04] Speaker 7: into our DMs.
[7:05] Speaker 2: We only get actual words.
[7:08] Speaker 7: So jump on our socials, Jase, Lauren and Clint.
[7:11] Speaker 4: Send us a DM. We are looking for the best jingle.
[7:13] Speaker 2: Now, what's the number again for the jingle and mingle?
[7:15] Speaker 3: Oh, do you know what, Lauren? I'll leave that to
[7:17] Speaker 3: Dennis Walter.
[7:20] Speaker 2: Here it is. Eventually, Jase.
[7:23] Speaker 7: 04598881 Guys, can you indulge me for one second?
[7:37] Speaker 2: We do it for three hours every morning.
[7:38] Speaker 4: I'm going to see if 892 1111 still works.
[7:40] Speaker 2: You're going to have to call 07 if you're calling Greenside.
[7:43] Speaker 4: Yeah, 07.
[7:43] Speaker 3: Please don't work.
[7:47] Speaker 4: Didn't work.
[7:48] Speaker 2: Didn't work.
[7:49] Speaker 3: Shit.
[7:51] Speaker 2: Jace, Lauren and Clint.
[7:52] Speaker 1: Wake up feeling good.
[7:54] Speaker 3: Jace, Lauren and Clint. Follow them on the socials.

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