# Trish's Flashback Pick: Cooper's NRL Debut 2020

An episode of [Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1729949087), 4 Dec 2025, 44 min.

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Big news as Cooper Johns makes his first grade debut for The Storm, Jack gets injured when training with The Souths… the family discuss who has been approached for reality TV and of course we've got all your favourite segments: who's most likely? Build your own concert and Jack's obscure facts. Subscribe, Watch, and Follow Catch the full episode on YouTube and stay updated by following us on social media: Linktree: Backstage with Cooper & Matty Contact Us For any enquiries, email us at: contact@johnsmedia.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: John's Family Podcast. Another eventful week for the family. We'll
[0:04] Speaker 1: get to that shortly. But a good show coming up.
[0:08] Speaker 1: I may have suggested, possibly an award winning show.
[0:11] Speaker 2: Do they do awards for podcasts? Is there are there
[0:14] Speaker 2: any out there?
[0:15] Speaker 1: I don't the Australian podcast towards, the international podcast towards.
[0:19] Speaker 3: There should be there's enough of them out there.
[0:20] Speaker 1: Well, this one might take one out because today we're
[0:23] Speaker 1: going to discuss many things dating shows, because a member
[0:27] Speaker 1: of this family has been under siege from a really
[0:30] Speaker 1: show producers try to get them on.
[0:33] Speaker 2: We'll get to that in a second. But here's a hint.
[0:35] Speaker 2: Milson Paradise.
[0:38] Speaker 1: I've got Cooper's Greatest Hits concert, which is going to
[0:41] Speaker 1: focus on Steven Spielberg films. Jack does obscure facts, and
[0:45] Speaker 1: we're going to debate which member of the family is
[0:48] Speaker 1: most likely to make an ass of themselves on.
[0:51] Speaker 2: A night out.
[0:52] Speaker 1: But and Trusha, you're going to do feedback from the
[0:55] Speaker 1: listeners as far as strange food indulgences. But family as
[0:59] Speaker 1: I juice ule. If you were an awards ceremony, which
[1:03] Speaker 1: would you be.
[1:03] Speaker 3: Tris John's I'd definitely be an Oscar up Oscar the grouch, theirs.
[1:10] Speaker 3: The award ceremony, I've actually won one that was for
[1:13] Speaker 3: best Newcomer to an annual transitasman Oscar party that I
[1:17] Speaker 3: attended a couple of years ago. I did, I got
[1:20] Speaker 3: best Newcomer. My speech was impeccable, although my Hollywood connections
[1:25] Speaker 3: tell me that the Golden actually the best and most
[1:29] Speaker 3: fun award ceremony because everyone's at the tables and they're
[1:32] Speaker 3: eating and they're drinking, whereas with the Oscars, the real
[1:36] Speaker 3: fun is the after party could.
[1:37] Speaker 2: Be a long show.
[1:38] Speaker 4: Go oh my god, how long?
[1:41] Speaker 2: What about you cook?
[1:43] Speaker 4: Along those lines, I said, I'd be the logis, but
[1:46] Speaker 4: more importantly, what the logis are to the Oscars? I said,
[1:50] Speaker 4: I'm a bit looser trashia and more easily bought slashed bride.
[1:55] Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's a Ricky Gervais quote.
[1:59] Speaker 1: It is.
[2:02] Speaker 4: What's that other?
[2:03] Speaker 5: What's that other?
[2:04] Speaker 2: Great?
[2:04] Speaker 5: That other great quote? Though you know geniuses steal?
[2:08] Speaker 2: Is that right?
[2:09] Speaker 1: Talent borrows genius steels? It's a David Bowie quote? But anyway,
[2:14] Speaker 1: you've got it half right.
[2:15] Speaker 2: What about you? Jack?
[2:16] Speaker 6: The Golden Raspberry Awards Razzies honoring the worst of cinematic underachievers.
[2:23] Speaker 3: Youve got to stop.
[2:24] Speaker 2: Down false modesty. I love it.
[2:28] Speaker 1: I've got the Baftis because it's just one of those
[2:32] Speaker 1: awards that nobody cares about it anymore.
[2:35] Speaker 2: Now, Trisha, has your.
[2:37] Speaker 3: Week been been busy?
[2:38] Speaker 5: Mate?
[2:38] Speaker 3: Highly productive.
[2:40] Speaker 1: We'll get to Cooper and Jack's week shortly, but girls,
[2:44] Speaker 1: we again coming up for you.
[2:46] Speaker 2: Just that extension of the fiftieth.
[2:48] Speaker 1: It's amazing the fiftieth has gone for to our fourth
[2:52] Speaker 1: or fifth week of celebrations.
[2:54] Speaker 3: It's going to be going a lot longer than that.
[2:56] Speaker 2: What's on the agenda?
[2:57] Speaker 3: What a good planned high king, games, games, hiking? I
[3:04] Speaker 3: mean I could have said walking, but that's very boring,
[3:06] Speaker 3: so I said hiking games.
[3:08] Speaker 1: You said board games, of course, banana.
[3:12] Speaker 3: Grams, Monopoly deal we are crazy glue so music, a
[3:18] Speaker 3: little bit dancing, hopefully a little bit of a singer.
[3:20] Speaker 2: Long acid. Who's going.
[3:25] Speaker 3: My Newcastle girls?
[3:26] Speaker 2: Okay? Name them?
[3:28] Speaker 3: No, just sure you just say something awful.
[3:31] Speaker 2: I'm just going to say, I'm going to hate you.
[3:33] Speaker 1: I'm going to rate out of ten how much fun
[3:35] Speaker 1: they'll be on this trip run through no do it
[3:39] Speaker 1: and should be nine out of ten.
[3:41] Speaker 2: Jackie, Jackie four. I live with Jackie. She doesn't drink
[3:47] Speaker 2: with Jackie felt about a.
[3:48] Speaker 6: Year and I can promise you she she she maybe
[3:52] Speaker 6: went out once one Saturday night, one or two Sturday.
[3:56] Speaker 6: She actually went out and had a drink.
[3:58] Speaker 2: Drinks at home in front of the TV.
[4:00] Speaker 6: She does.
[4:02] Speaker 2: Someone who will said Jackie's four out of ten.
[4:04] Speaker 3: Jack very nice again, Okay, she's got massive hate for you.
[4:10] Speaker 3: Right now there's a letter.
[4:11] Speaker 2: Five and a half out of ten. You've been scared.
[4:14] Speaker 2: I was generous. Stacey, Stacy three out of ten.
[4:20] Speaker 1: You don't even she just Stacey just sort of sits
[4:23] Speaker 1: there and stairs.
[4:27] Speaker 2: Who else? That's it? Is it? Well? Good luck on
[4:31] Speaker 2: that trip?
[4:31] Speaker 4: And what are we writing mom?
[4:33] Speaker 2: Mom? In between? About six? Yeah, give her a six
[4:37] Speaker 2: out of ten. Is certainly going to be the most fun.
[4:39] Speaker 2: Depends on game is going to be playing.
[4:41] Speaker 5: You know.
[4:41] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's a wild girl that comes to banana
[4:43] Speaker 1: gam uh coub of John's the big story this week,
[4:48] Speaker 1: the debut for the Melbourne Storm. Congratulations, mate, We're very
[4:52] Speaker 1: proud of you. Now when this gets released, you've already
[4:55] Speaker 1: played the game. So just tell us how we're told
[4:59] Speaker 1: by Craig.
[5:00] Speaker 4: I got told so today obviously is what days at
[5:03] Speaker 4: the Wednesday, so today's the captain run.
[5:05] Speaker 5: And we got told.
[5:06] Speaker 4: I sort of got told her in the week that
[5:09] Speaker 4: I was a good chance and then so he just
[5:12] Speaker 4: sort of just let me have a few sleepless nights
[5:14] Speaker 4: and they told me today At captain drum, he sort
[5:16] Speaker 4: of just was announcing the team and he said, oh,
[5:19] Speaker 4: you know Riley Jackson five eight.
[5:21] Speaker 5: And on debut Cooper and then everyone was cheering.
[5:25] Speaker 1: Of course, it almost didn't happen a situation the coach.
[5:32] Speaker 2: The coach was off here.
[5:33] Speaker 4: Yeah, well he was off me. I run a little
[5:36] Speaker 4: segment for the boys. It's just a bit of a laugh,
[5:39] Speaker 4: and he was basically, I nominate someone and then they
[5:44] Speaker 4: have to wear a head gear for a week at
[5:46] Speaker 4: every meal in front of all the families they run.
[5:49] Speaker 4: And so you've probably seen there's probably been a bit
[5:52] Speaker 4: of social media pictures of Craig around the head year
[5:55] Speaker 4: at the moment, and I feel the other coaches sort
[5:58] Speaker 4: of said it was on the side day I did it,
[6:00] Speaker 4: and then they sort of said, mate, you're a good
[6:03] Speaker 4: chance to play this week and you probably may have
[6:06] Speaker 4: just ruined your chances.
[6:08] Speaker 2: So what's the hell. What does it stand for is
[6:09] Speaker 2: it goose of the week or something? You?
[6:12] Speaker 5: Yes, what a guess? Yeah, it's what a great guess.
[6:14] Speaker 5: It's good it is the goose.
[6:15] Speaker 1: The goose of the week's been around in rugby league
[6:17] Speaker 1: for about thirty forty years.
[6:18] Speaker 2: What what did what did Craig do to himself? The
[6:20] Speaker 2: goose Goose of the week.
[6:22] Speaker 4: So we've got to leave training. We've got vans that
[6:26] Speaker 4: you have to take a maximum.
[6:28] Speaker 5: Minimum of five in each van.
[6:30] Speaker 2: Yep.
[6:30] Speaker 5: And then and he basically bullied.
[6:34] Speaker 4: Our our media man to just take him and Craig
[6:38] Speaker 4: in the van, and we and we pulled up alongside
[6:40] Speaker 4: him at the lights and seen him just then two
[6:42] Speaker 4: in the van.
[6:43] Speaker 5: So he got nominated and elected.
[6:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, go to the pond, Craig.
[6:49] Speaker 1: Yes, motivational talk, tell us what's your motivational talk at
[6:53] Speaker 1: this point?
[6:53] Speaker 2: You're going to give yourself full the game?
[6:55] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well I'll probably I'll probably do the team
[6:59] Speaker 4: one at this stage, which it looks like, Yeah, I'm
[7:02] Speaker 4: pretty sure Craig's and I that has worked for so
[7:05] Speaker 4: many weeks so far. I don't know why, just because
[7:07] Speaker 4: I'm playing it, don't the way I wouldn't let me
[7:09] Speaker 4: do it?
[7:09] Speaker 1: Yeah, well, good stuff. Now, this is the way we're
[7:13] Speaker 1: professional sport. Generally, there's a ying and a yang. Now,
[7:17] Speaker 1: Jack three weeks ago made his day, but we're all
[7:20] Speaker 1: very excited about that. Cooper was down the dumps and
[7:22] Speaker 1: disappointed because he didn't have his chance. Today Cooper is
[7:26] Speaker 1: in and unfortunately today at training Jack John has dislocated
[7:30] Speaker 1: his finger and did a compound fracture, so which means
[7:32] Speaker 1: it's coming. It came out of the skin.
[7:34] Speaker 6: Oh, it didn't fracture though, it's a compound dislocation.
[7:37] Speaker 2: So how did you how it feeling? You looked down
[7:39] Speaker 2: it was hanging on. I didn't realize.
[7:40] Speaker 6: I didn't honestly didn't even it wasn't hanging off. I
[7:42] Speaker 6: didn't even see it. Disokay, And obviously as I've come
[7:45] Speaker 6: back up, it's popped straight back in and looked down.
[7:48] Speaker 2: It was just it was looking I was looking at
[7:50] Speaker 2: me ligaments and bones.
[7:51] Speaker 6: Yeah, so surgery tomorrow, Yeah, geez, hilarious.
[7:57] Speaker 2: Yeah, where do we go with that?
[7:59] Speaker 1: Okay, that's all good after this week. Okay, let's let's
[8:02] Speaker 1: take a quick detour that Mount rushmore time. The five
[8:05] Speaker 1: faces of the stars.
[8:07] Speaker 2: Of Cartoon and animation that you were chiseling to Mount Rushmore.
[8:10] Speaker 3: Tricia, I am going to go with Simba okay, from
[8:21] Speaker 3: The Lion King. I just did a sudden change. I
[8:24] Speaker 3: was actually going to have Home Simpson up there, but
[8:26] Speaker 3: I've just decided to.
[8:29] Speaker 2: Change Shrek.
[8:32] Speaker 3: Yes, Woody from Toy Story. Buzz light Year also from
[8:37] Speaker 3: Toy Story, which may I add Jack used to have
[8:41] Speaker 3: an outfit of and be one arm up in the
[8:44] Speaker 3: air and off to infinity and beyond.
[8:47] Speaker 2: But we still got it. His bedspreads Toy Story.
[8:52] Speaker 3: And my last one will be Bullseye the Hawks from
[8:55] Speaker 3: Toy Story. Obviously, Toy Story had a big impact on
[8:58] Speaker 3: our family. It was actually the first movie we successfully
[9:01] Speaker 3: took the kids to were in England, and we did
[9:03] Speaker 3: it and made it through the movie without anyone screaming.
[9:08] Speaker 3: And Cooper used to walk around for about a year
[9:10] Speaker 3: carrying bullseye in one hand. Do you remember when we
[9:12] Speaker 3: lived in England.
[9:13] Speaker 2: Actually, in fact he still carries around this leaves were
[9:16] Speaker 2: bullseye and.
[9:17] Speaker 3: Then he had an elephant in the other hand.
[9:20] Speaker 6: Actual, he's got elephant in one hands.
[9:22] Speaker 2: As we speak. He's there. He's got elephant by the trunk.
[9:26] Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not. I'll do mine.
[9:29] Speaker 1: Now I've gone Hans Moment, Hans Molment Simpsons is I've
[9:39] Speaker 1: gone Carl and Lennie.
[9:42] Speaker 2: So t was Carl.
[9:44] Speaker 1: Number three is Lenny, Number two Peter Griffin and number
[9:47] Speaker 1: one Glenn Quagmire gm geky, wow, Jack.
[9:52] Speaker 4: Why do you have such little insignificant characters from the Simpsons.
[9:56] Speaker 2: And then I sort of left minded, sort of guy,
[10:00] Speaker 2: believe it all right? Well, myne.
[10:02] Speaker 6: Number one's Homer Simpson, number two Peter Griffin, number three,
[10:07] Speaker 6: Hans Molon makes a second, he's made a big in fact.
[10:11] Speaker 2: Number four bugs.
[10:12] Speaker 6: Bunny, Yeah right, and number five Millhouse's old man Kirk
[10:16] Speaker 6: van Houghten.
[10:20] Speaker 2: That's good, okay.
[10:23] Speaker 4: I had number one Homer Simpson, number two Keennie Griffin,
[10:26] Speaker 4: number three Bugs Bunny, Thanks Jack, And then I.
[10:28] Speaker 5: Had this is where I separate number four Jack Black
[10:31] Speaker 5: kung Fu Panda nice yep, and.
[10:35] Speaker 4: Then number five from the hit movie Ice Age hid
[10:38] Speaker 4: the slot.
[10:42] Speaker 2: Nice one.
[10:43] Speaker 1: It's time people for Patty's Playground, which he gives feedback,
[10:46] Speaker 1: then feedback for next.
[10:48] Speaker 2: Week, which will have a chat around. But trish what
[10:50] Speaker 2: he got for us?
[10:51] Speaker 3: Okay, So we've got the feedback from the sneaky food
[10:54] Speaker 3: indulgences that we had. There were some good ones. There
[11:00] Speaker 3: is chicken nuggets dipped in soft serve, and then it's
[11:03] Speaker 3: actually even better if apparently you put caramel topping on it,
[11:08] Speaker 3: and the cookies as well.
[11:10] Speaker 2: Obesity and diabetes. That was tayow.
[11:14] Speaker 3: So I figured that's like you know the Americans have
[11:17] Speaker 3: that chicken dish with pang is it the chicken dish
[11:21] Speaker 3: with waffles? You know how they do the sweet and
[11:24] Speaker 3: the savory. Yeah, it's a bit like that.
[11:29] Speaker 1: Americans like the salt and sweet together. Peanut butter and
[11:34] Speaker 1: jelly sandwiches.
[11:34] Speaker 3: We've come in a bit much later with Has.
[11:36] Speaker 1: Anyone ever had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Because
[11:39] Speaker 1: when you grow out, have you had one?
[11:41] Speaker 2: Coot?
[11:42] Speaker 5: Yeah, they're good, They're very delicious.
[11:44] Speaker 3: I used to have peanut butter and honey on toast
[11:47] Speaker 3: and I think I put on about five kilos, So
[11:49] Speaker 3: don't do it. I actually did. No. I had like
[11:57] Speaker 3: four slices every night after dinner. It wasn't actually the
[12:01] Speaker 3: meal that was like my dessert.
[12:02] Speaker 2: That it was when I was at Uni, I bought
[12:04] Speaker 2: you that treadmill.
[12:06] Speaker 3: Okay, there's also quite a few frozen indulgences, frozen potato gems,
[12:12] Speaker 3: and I actually went back to this person. I said, oh,
[12:14] Speaker 3: do you mean, like you know when you cook them?
[12:16] Speaker 3: They went, no, No, frozen from the free freezer.
[12:19] Speaker 2: Gross.
[12:19] Speaker 1: Okay, is anyone has anyone here eaten something frozen like that?
[12:25] Speaker 1: You HiT's something savory that's frozen.
[12:28] Speaker 6: I'm not going to say frozen, but you know what,
[12:29] Speaker 6: I reckon taste better cold. No, one want to make
[12:32] Speaker 6: some enemies here.
[12:33] Speaker 2: Pizza.
[12:35] Speaker 6: I like, you know when you put the fridge in
[12:36] Speaker 6: the next the next day.
[12:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not frozen.
[12:39] Speaker 2: You've got seen the frieze rather than hot.
[12:43] Speaker 3: I can do that.
[12:44] Speaker 2: I can, I can, I can get that. I do
[12:47] Speaker 2: prefer it. I like the next day with the pizza,
[12:49] Speaker 2: hitting it up in the microwave.
[12:50] Speaker 3: Yes, skip that, you just go.
[12:53] Speaker 2: Straight up, straight in, But I will go for okay.
[12:58] Speaker 3: There was also frozen pastry sheets right from gen and
[13:03] Speaker 3: then there was the biscuits, lots of biscuits, Scotch fingers
[13:08] Speaker 3: and cookies with Natella in them. And they make a
[13:12] Speaker 3: Natella sandwich out of the biscuits.
[13:14] Speaker 2: And apparently that's good for your kids.
[13:16] Speaker 3: And then my favorite one was beer and chocolate. I'm sorry,
[13:21] Speaker 3: I went young. Oh god, So to me, that's like
[13:24] Speaker 3: a shandy.
[13:25] Speaker 2: Yeah, you do like two years old though interest and.
[13:27] Speaker 3: I like too is new with a dash of lemonade.
[13:30] Speaker 3: There's my shandy, I.
[13:31] Speaker 2: Call him in England lagatops.
[13:32] Speaker 3: So that was that was from Rocky and I actually
[13:35] Speaker 3: liked that.
[13:35] Speaker 5: I thought, yeah, I.
[13:36] Speaker 3: Could do that.
[13:36] Speaker 2: So now this week, what are you doing?
[13:38] Speaker 3: Okay? This week we are talking dating shows and reality TV?
[13:43] Speaker 3: Nice okay. So the reason that I sort of came
[13:47] Speaker 3: up with this one was that our eldest son some
[13:51] Speaker 3: time ago was approached by a couple of producers in
[13:53] Speaker 3: a pub for a reality show. Do you want to
[13:55] Speaker 3: take that.
[13:56] Speaker 2: Story away to the pub?
[13:58] Speaker 6: I was at the Oaks, Yeah, in Neutral Bab a
[14:01] Speaker 6: year and a half ago.
[14:01] Speaker 2: I think in simple days when you walk into a pub,
[14:04] Speaker 2: not worry about COVID.
[14:05] Speaker 6: And these girls approached me, probably their mid thirties, who knows,
[14:10] Speaker 6: and they come up to me and go, you know,
[14:14] Speaker 6: how are you know?
[14:14] Speaker 2: Nicea?
[14:15] Speaker 6: We're actually producers of a popular reality show on I
[14:19] Speaker 6: think it was Channel nine or ten, I'm not sure
[14:22] Speaker 6: which one.
[14:22] Speaker 2: Was cool. Well, then a story matte Sorry, I'm yeah.
[14:28] Speaker 6: And I was like, no, no, I'm all good because
[14:32] Speaker 6: to your age. And they came up to me and
[14:34] Speaker 6: then I went past them again. They oh how old
[14:36] Speaker 6: are you? And I went I think I was like twenty.
[14:37] Speaker 6: I was like yeah and twenty at the time. And
[14:38] Speaker 6: they go, oh, you're way too young, and I went, oh,
[14:41] Speaker 6: I said what show is this for?
[14:42] Speaker 2: And they go married at first sight, I thought, they said,
[14:46] Speaker 2: I thought that's a popular show.
[14:48] Speaker 6: Actually, the first season made us boys Brunker rode there.
[14:51] Speaker 6: We were locked in that year.
[14:53] Speaker 2: It's emotional some of the Now there's a part two
[14:59] Speaker 2: to this.
[15:00] Speaker 1: You have via social media since you've made your first
[15:03] Speaker 1: grade to do so before that, yeah, well before that,
[15:06] Speaker 1: you've been inundated with producers from these reality shows asking
[15:10] Speaker 1: to go on.
[15:10] Speaker 6: Yeah, I've had three requests, three requests from female producers.
[15:15] Speaker 2: Watch that I haven't said.
[15:17] Speaker 6: They just say I'm from a popular TV series and
[15:19] Speaker 6: they just say the channel.
[15:22] Speaker 3: Or do you think they're just chicks wanting to start
[15:24] Speaker 3: a conversation?
[15:25] Speaker 2: Maybe channel say so.
[15:27] Speaker 6: I think it was nine, I think ten, or maybe
[15:31] Speaker 6: maybe even was the other one there was.
[15:40] Speaker 2: I don't know.
[15:43] Speaker 1: Could I just suggest something if they're ring you again,
[15:45] Speaker 1: So listen, I'm not in but the old man's keen
[15:48] Speaker 1: in paradise.
[15:50] Speaker 6: You know Instagram works if they ring you again?
[15:52] Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's all over it. It looks just feel free.
[15:56] Speaker 2: People to send me a fact.
[15:58] Speaker 3: If someone approached you for a reality the dating show,
[16:01] Speaker 3: you'd be in like Flyn, wouldn't you.
[16:03] Speaker 5: Yeah. They always messaged me to get in on them.
[16:05] Speaker 3: Yeah, sure they do.
[16:07] Speaker 2: Single desperate.
[16:10] Speaker 5: No, it's like farmer wants a wife.
[16:12] Speaker 3: Because you're such a farmer. The lawn mower mate.
[16:17] Speaker 5: Neither neither is dad.
[16:19] Speaker 1: Hang on a second, I I made the front lawn.
[16:22] Speaker 1: Trishma's the back?
[16:23] Speaker 2: Is that code?
[16:28] Speaker 1: What about some of the ones over the years, like
[16:30] Speaker 1: Perfect Match was my was my favorite, Grant, Greg Evans,
[16:34] Speaker 1: Dexter and the other one.
[16:36] Speaker 2: Remember man O Man?
[16:37] Speaker 3: How bad was Texter?
[16:39] Speaker 2: Yeah he's crool. What about re Member Meno Man?
[16:42] Speaker 1: The one where okay, Meno Man, where there'd be ten
[16:45] Speaker 1: guys starts off and they'd sort of sell themselves and
[16:49] Speaker 1: the woman would walk up and one by one each
[16:52] Speaker 1: round push someone into the pool.
[16:54] Speaker 2: Remember that pushing awful?
[16:57] Speaker 1: There was a blafe from sessinoch went on there because
[16:59] Speaker 1: when they get pushed. They sometimes do this like dive
[17:02] Speaker 1: into the water. So there was a bloke from Cesnoch
[17:05] Speaker 1: and then she pushed him and he did want to
[17:07] Speaker 1: do a backflip, hit his head on the side of
[17:09] Speaker 1: the pool and they had the delays. Now I've been
[17:15] Speaker 1: asked to go on a few numerous reality shows.
[17:19] Speaker 3: Yeah you have. You have had a lot of you.
[17:21] Speaker 2: You're the person they sort of go through and the.
[17:23] Speaker 3: Gatekeeper, which which ones you've had? Dancing with Stars? The
[17:28] Speaker 3: one on Ice was that I said that wasn't going
[17:33] Speaker 3: to end badly.
[17:34] Speaker 1: I went to another place, said mate, I've got this
[17:38] Speaker 1: show that's going to set record figures and I want
[17:41] Speaker 1: you to be on it. I'm going, oh wow. I
[17:43] Speaker 1: had all these thoughts of grand that he has made.
[17:46] Speaker 1: It's called dancing on ice.
[17:50] Speaker 2: Dancing on ice or dancing being on ice as well.
[17:55] Speaker 3: It didn't go so well and there was a massive
[17:57] Speaker 3: time commitment.
[17:58] Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a massive So that's thing like dancing
[18:02] Speaker 2: Dance with the Stars.
[18:03] Speaker 3: You go, oh please, if you're working, yeah, it's almost impossible.
[18:07] Speaker 3: And I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. They've
[18:10] Speaker 3: been condo making and then also that first series of
[18:15] Speaker 3: The Full Monty Show. You know where you meant to stream?
[18:18] Speaker 1: Get the old feller out? Yeah, Survivor, Like, do.
[18:25] Speaker 3: You know what?
[18:26] Speaker 2: You lose your ship.
[18:27] Speaker 3: I'd want to go on Survivor. It's the one I
[18:29] Speaker 3: would want to do well, only because they're I'd lose
[18:32] Speaker 3: weight for sure.
[18:34] Speaker 2: You wouldn't lose me if you lasted three days. Do
[18:35] Speaker 2: you know what?
[18:36] Speaker 3: I hope they don't have too many activities in the
[18:38] Speaker 3: water because.
[18:38] Speaker 1: I'm not a great swim I'll just say this, do
[18:41] Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to give you a tippy
[18:42] Speaker 1: if you if you really want to lose weight, you.
[18:44] Speaker 2: Don't have to go to the African jungle.
[18:46] Speaker 1: Just just pull back in your reading, just sew.
[18:50] Speaker 3: My lips together. No Survivor, it's on the islands, mate,
[18:53] Speaker 3: That's fine. I'm not going to the African jungle to get.
[18:56] Speaker 2: Me out of here.
[18:56] Speaker 3: Yeah I can't. I can't.
[18:57] Speaker 2: You can to do Survivor. I'd love to your dad.
[19:00] Speaker 2: You did terribly with the mosquitoes and the bugs and crawl.
[19:05] Speaker 3: Just need something.
[19:07] Speaker 5: You would be horrible as well, But.
[19:08] Speaker 2: You can't talk.
[19:09] Speaker 3: Actually, please, I'd be better than him. I think.
[19:13] Speaker 5: I don't know. If there's a show out there that
[19:14] Speaker 5: Dad would be good.
[19:15] Speaker 3: That's imagine Dad eating all those disgusting bugs and animal image.
[19:23] Speaker 2: I cook you, you're cooking. That's the thing. Tricia's midle
[19:28] Speaker 2: then go and sit on the ship for about six hours.
[19:30] Speaker 6: Found it very hard to believe that New South New
[19:32] Speaker 6: South Wales police will allow all those.
[19:34] Speaker 2: Dancers to be dancing on ice. I know, I know, Jack,
[19:37] Speaker 2: that's your fourth content. That that's joke. We get it, mate,
[19:41] Speaker 2: we get it. I like it now when.
[19:43] Speaker 1: They say ice is in frozen water, not as in
[19:46] Speaker 1: the drug cooker. It's time for your Greatest Hits, Greatest
[19:52] Speaker 1: Hits Concert. Let me explain the rules and lay out
[19:53] Speaker 1: one one more time for the people. So trishare pointing
[19:57] Speaker 1: in something.
[19:57] Speaker 3: Are we going to do our intro perfect Matt, I
[20:01] Speaker 3: actually really like mine.
[20:02] Speaker 1: Let's do our little pause because on perfect match people
[20:05] Speaker 1: would sell themselves.
[20:06] Speaker 2: Sorry, Coop, just pause here, prepare yourself.
[20:08] Speaker 1: People get on there and say Hi, I'm Billy Blogs,
[20:10] Speaker 1: I'm from Bathtist and I.
[20:12] Speaker 3: Like give I put a lot of thought into this. Hi,
[20:17] Speaker 3: I'm Trish. I enjoy stepping out of my comfort zone
[20:20] Speaker 3: and I'm looking for someone to join me and diving
[20:23] Speaker 3: into the ocean, listening to live music, going to the movies,
[20:26] Speaker 3: and sharing Sunday afternoons, playing games with friends, sipping red wine.
[20:31] Speaker 2: Okay, what number of you? Your number two? I'll take
[20:33] Speaker 2: number one. On number three, I've gone.
[20:37] Speaker 5: Hi.
[20:37] Speaker 1: I'm Matt from the Hunter Valley. I like long waters
[20:40] Speaker 1: along the beach, even longer lunches and even longer legs.
[20:44] Speaker 2: If you know what I mean. Ex me, you got
[20:49] Speaker 2: anything for us?
[20:51] Speaker 5: I haven't about.
[20:52] Speaker 2: Hey, I'm Cooper John's and on making my deboot this week.
[20:57] Speaker 4: Hi guys, I'm Cooper John's, son of Yes Matthew Joe.
[21:02] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Okay, Cooper, It's time for your Greatest Hits Concert.
[21:06] Speaker 1: And once again, let me explain the rules to the people.
[21:08] Speaker 1: Greatest Hits Concert as similar concert in a specific order.
[21:12] Speaker 1: It can be music, film, sports, scene. It doesn't matter
[21:14] Speaker 1: as if it is the Greatest Hits Concert. Now ten
[21:17] Speaker 1: songs or movies, et cetera. After seven, the other three
[21:20] Speaker 1: get to voted if they stay or they can walk
[21:22] Speaker 1: out of the concert.
[21:23] Speaker 2: Concert over.
[21:24] Speaker 1: If it goes to ten songs or films, we can
[21:26] Speaker 1: vote for an encore or not. If the OnCore goes ahead,
[21:30] Speaker 1: two on care songs and Jack, you're going to rate
[21:33] Speaker 1: it out of one hundred. Last week we're only one
[21:35] Speaker 1: Goatrisha's on the leaderboard. She's leading for the first go
[21:38] Speaker 1: She got thirty out of one hundred for what was
[21:40] Speaker 1: your topics?
[21:41] Speaker 3: Songs about songs containing cities or countries or spaces?
[21:45] Speaker 1: Okay, Cooper? The topic this week the films of Steven Spielberg. Commence,
[21:50] Speaker 1: what's your song?
[21:52] Speaker 4: Song?
[21:53] Speaker 2: Movie? Yes? Yes, your hit?
[21:58] Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, number one, that's that's it.
[22:02] Speaker 2: Jaws, Jaws, that's a good pick. The Crowded Gun. Yeah,
[22:05] Speaker 2: I love that one. Jaws one, two, three or three?
[22:08] Speaker 5: D uh No, Jews one?
[22:11] Speaker 2: Gotcha number two?
[22:13] Speaker 5: Catch me if you can? Classic?
[22:15] Speaker 2: Did he make that?
[22:16] Speaker 5: Did he?
[22:18] Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah? Yeah, that's that's a that's a surprise one.
[22:21] Speaker 2: I never knew Spielberg made that one.
[22:22] Speaker 4: Good start number three a modern one Ready Player one?
[22:27] Speaker 3: Don't know?
[22:27] Speaker 2: That's good?
[22:28] Speaker 5: No?
[22:29] Speaker 3: Is that like Gallagher?
[22:31] Speaker 2: Sure?
[22:31] Speaker 5: No?
[22:33] Speaker 2: Uh?
[22:34] Speaker 4: It has gallig Arena?
[22:35] Speaker 2: Has it?
[22:36] Speaker 5: Really? Yeah? It's like it's it's based off like it's
[22:39] Speaker 5: sort of like a game. Yeah, it's really good though
[22:41] Speaker 5: it's based.
[22:42] Speaker 6: Off like as well, it's basically based on like all
[22:46] Speaker 6: pop culture.
[22:48] Speaker 1: I watched fifteen minutes of it, just turned it off
[22:50] Speaker 1: through his garbage. But anyway, there you go, Jaws catch
[22:53] Speaker 1: me and ready.
[22:56] Speaker 2: To play one.
[22:57] Speaker 5: Number four Jurassic Park.
[23:02] Speaker 2: I love it again. That slipped through my fingers. I
[23:05] Speaker 2: never knew Spielberg made that. Are you serious? Yes? Serious? Okay?
[23:09] Speaker 2: Next one, Coop?
[23:10] Speaker 5: Oh God, Number five? Say number five Raiders of the Last.
[23:20] Speaker 2: Wow.
[23:20] Speaker 1: Wow, you're bringing out the block past lead any thing
[23:23] Speaker 1: for the encores if we go ahead?
[23:24] Speaker 2: So that's that's five, okay.
[23:27] Speaker 5: Number six, Saving Private Ryan.
[23:30] Speaker 3: I haven't seen that. I just thought it was too sad.
[23:32] Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was. It's a long one too.
[23:35] Speaker 2: It's a good movie, Okay, Coop. Song seven, and we
[23:37] Speaker 2: get to vote after this week continue be guinnis never
[23:41] Speaker 2: seen it.
[23:43] Speaker 1: Very good, very I think to step back is on fire? Okay, Okay,
[23:47] Speaker 1: that's seven songs, Trish, do you vote? You're going to
[23:49] Speaker 1: stay in the concert?
[23:51] Speaker 3: I am only because I know there's so many other
[23:53] Speaker 3: good ones out there that I don't want to miss
[23:55] Speaker 3: out on. So yes, I'm in.
[23:56] Speaker 1: Okay, Jack, Yeah, I mean okay, we're going ahead.
[24:02] Speaker 5: Number eight, Back to the Future.
[24:04] Speaker 3: That's a wind did that as well.
[24:06] Speaker 2: He's a producer. I think I don't know if he
[24:08] Speaker 2: directed it, though, let's just pretend he did.
[24:11] Speaker 6: It's just just produced.
[24:14] Speaker 1: I suppose it's films by Steven Spielbert can produce or direct.
[24:17] Speaker 2: Coop to the game.
[24:19] Speaker 5: Number number nine Gremlins, Yeah.
[24:22] Speaker 2: Very good. Creepy, Yeah, Cooper's here, the winners here.
[24:25] Speaker 5: Today, and then number ten the Terminal.
[24:30] Speaker 6: I don't know.
[24:31] Speaker 1: I like it. That's ten songs. Let's vote Trisha, you
[24:35] Speaker 1: want to stay for there?
[24:36] Speaker 2: You're going to call for a.
[24:37] Speaker 3: Look I love a movie. Yeah I will.
[24:40] Speaker 6: I'm just looking at you right now. I don't even
[24:42] Speaker 6: know if he's a producer Back to the Future.
[24:44] Speaker 3: Did you just make that up? Cooper?
[24:46] Speaker 5: No? He is?
[24:47] Speaker 2: Okay, okay? Jack? Do you hang in there? Do you stay?
[24:51] Speaker 2: You're going to call for an on call?
[24:52] Speaker 3: What about his?
[24:53] Speaker 6: Yes only because yes only because I think I know
[24:56] Speaker 6: what the last one's going to be.
[24:57] Speaker 2: Sell You want non call? Voted out? Count two? On course,
[25:02] Speaker 2: Let's go hit.
[25:05] Speaker 3: That's it. That's what I was waiting for, talking.
[25:07] Speaker 2: About creepy and number twelve, Yeah, and number twelve.
[25:12] Speaker 5: My favorite actress in this, Megan Fox Transformers.
[25:16] Speaker 2: I thought that was weak.
[25:17] Speaker 3: Did speak? Do you transform?
[25:19] Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that it was like Michael Bay, wasn't
[25:21] Speaker 2: it Cook?
[25:21] Speaker 5: Yeah, the first one.
[25:24] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Michael Bay.
[25:26] Speaker 1: Well that's let's just well, Jack, you can you can
[25:29] Speaker 1: deduct points for that, ye Jack, what are you going
[25:32] Speaker 1: to school?
[25:33] Speaker 2: It was?
[25:34] Speaker 6: There's a few deductions simply because I believe we were focusing.
[25:37] Speaker 6: You can choose produced, but he did a few of
[25:40] Speaker 6: those that weren't directed by him, like Transformers, which was
[25:42] Speaker 6: Michael Bay and the other one. And I'm going you
[25:47] Speaker 6: were pretty soldkeeper, I'm gonna give you a solid seventy
[25:49] Speaker 6: seventy three, seventy.
[25:51] Speaker 2: Three top of the top of the leaderboard of Aatricia's thirty.
[25:54] Speaker 2: That's a solid school.
[25:56] Speaker 3: That's a surprise, isn't it ganging up on me?
[25:59] Speaker 1: So I'm just going to drop down on my liderboard.
[26:01] Speaker 1: Seventy three out of one hundred and there we go, Cooper.
[26:04] Speaker 2: What's seventy three out of one hundred? As a percentage, Matt,
[26:07] Speaker 2: that is seventy three percent?
[26:10] Speaker 1: Thank you, Maris Brother's mateland a couple of tips for
[26:12] Speaker 1: people that are out there, had a couple of people
[26:14] Speaker 1: coming in, so you've got more tips for films and
[26:16] Speaker 1: stuff like that. I've got something completely different here. Firstly,
[26:19] Speaker 1: if you like looking after yourself, there's that store Lush,
[26:23] Speaker 1: and I think it's sort of beauty and body care.
[26:25] Speaker 2: So what it is?
[26:25] Speaker 3: Yeah?
[26:26] Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to get the girl's bath bombs from
[26:29] Speaker 6: bath Bombs.
[26:30] Speaker 2: You know place.
[26:31] Speaker 3: Matt knows it because he went to Lush to buy
[26:34] Speaker 3: me some presents for my birthday.
[26:36] Speaker 2: I've been using them.
[26:37] Speaker 1: Well, I guess people, honestly, go there and get this.
[26:40] Speaker 1: It's a toothpaste called white Fang, and it's a toothpaste
[26:46] Speaker 1: jelly and mate, it is insane anyone.
[26:49] Speaker 3: It tastes good. But Matt, why did I find my
[26:53] Speaker 3: nice tooth whitening toothpaste in your drawer this morning? If
[26:57] Speaker 3: you're using white.
[26:58] Speaker 1: Fangs, I am not using your lightning thing because your
[27:02] Speaker 1: teeth a right. Honestly, people go and check it out
[27:06] Speaker 1: and go and buy it. It's a jilly toothpaste, white fans.
[27:11] Speaker 6: Very, did you feel good like lash like beauty and
[27:15] Speaker 6: care place? Did you actually feel awkward walking in there?
[27:17] Speaker 7: Now?
[27:17] Speaker 1: Because I was telling them I was just buying stuff
[27:19] Speaker 1: at Trish which I was using. And another one for
[27:22] Speaker 1: people if you like good journalism, a fellow called let Blaine.
[27:28] Speaker 1: He has got an online magazine called The Monthly dot
[27:31] Speaker 1: com dot Au and he's done written article which I
[27:36] Speaker 1: think is one of the best pieces of journalism I've
[27:38] Speaker 1: seen associated with sport. It talks about rugby league and
[27:43] Speaker 1: the struggle of class warfare and Australian sport. So let
[27:46] Speaker 1: Blaine the Monthly dot com dot Au get around it, guys,
[27:49] Speaker 1: any any tips, tips on the horses or anything.
[27:53] Speaker 3: Now I've got no tips, but I need a tip.
[27:55] Speaker 3: So this is out to people. Jack's got one particular
[27:58] Speaker 3: pair of shoes and I can mail them right now.
[28:00] Speaker 3: He's got them on. It smells like the cat has
[28:03] Speaker 3: pissed it.
[28:04] Speaker 1: Thank god, it's a shoe to any I thought it
[28:06] Speaker 1: was your breath might have been the cat might have pistol.
[28:09] Speaker 3: She didn't though, because it's in both. She'd have just
[28:11] Speaker 3: done anyone. It's something about the one's always better training
[28:16] Speaker 3: really bad. Well, I need a cure for that. She
[28:18] Speaker 3: probably PopEd some bi cup soda in it.
[28:20] Speaker 2: Do you need some? Do you need a cure for that?
[28:22] Speaker 1: Really?
[28:22] Speaker 3: It's so bad I can smell it.
[28:23] Speaker 2: Do it, baby? Do it? What about? You got any
[28:26] Speaker 2: tips for us?
[28:27] Speaker 4: This Saturday at Round Week, Melody Bell in the wing steaks.
[28:32] Speaker 4: I've been tipped her. At the moment, she's at thirteen dollars.
[28:35] Speaker 4: If you want to get on early, guys, maybe in
[28:37] Speaker 4: each way bet and also with a spoons running this
[28:41] Speaker 4: weekend of round Week.
[28:42] Speaker 5: I don't know if she's playing nineteen dollars. I don't
[28:44] Speaker 5: know if she could win, but you might be able
[28:46] Speaker 5: to get her for a place.
[28:47] Speaker 3: You know, she came third last time. And do you
[28:50] Speaker 3: know that there's also a bloody dog called with a
[28:52] Speaker 3: spoon that I feelishly backed and got nowhere.
[28:56] Speaker 2: Did actually I backed a horse today.
[28:58] Speaker 1: I backed at our car and and awfully, that's not
[29:01] Speaker 1: an Omen family debate time.
[29:04] Speaker 2: Okay, let's get our heads together here and okay, it's.
[29:07] Speaker 1: Gonna be a little difficult this one who's most likely okay,
[29:11] Speaker 1: in this family, who's most likely to make an ass
[29:13] Speaker 1: of themselves on a night out?
[29:15] Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to kick off?
[29:18] Speaker 3: I'm going to say you, Matt, really, what brings you history?
[29:24] Speaker 2: Okay?
[29:25] Speaker 5: Evident?
[29:26] Speaker 3: Yeah, such like bad dancing, going up, talking to perfect
[29:32] Speaker 3: strangers who don't want to be spoken to.
[29:34] Speaker 2: Some most do.
[29:35] Speaker 1: Sometimes they asked me to walk away which I don't.
[29:38] Speaker 1: I just keep hanging in there, because what sort of
[29:40] Speaker 1: a person when you walk up being nice if someone
[29:42] Speaker 1: says sorry, can you go away?
[29:44] Speaker 2: We're trying to have dinner. Yeah, that's right exactly.
[29:46] Speaker 1: Yet I see I'm saying Trish, I've seen Trish. Trish
[29:51] Speaker 1: is really good until she's not. When Trish she can
[29:54] Speaker 1: sit there, she's having a great time.
[29:55] Speaker 2: She's ball of energy. Suddenly the batteries just drop out.
[29:59] Speaker 3: Very tired.
[30:01] Speaker 2: Years are both true.
[30:03] Speaker 6: In fact, I've actually got all of yours, Jack, I
[30:08] Speaker 6: wrote a little something for Inch Ofviews. Actually trus John's.
[30:11] Speaker 6: She becomes a kicker and gets quite abusive.
[30:14] Speaker 2: She does, she does, she gets, she gets really mouthy.
[30:18] Speaker 6: Cooper John's on a night out, becomes a kicker and
[30:21] Speaker 6: gets quite abusive. Matthew Johns, I've just got here is
[30:26] Speaker 6: generally a mess.
[30:28] Speaker 1: I have a good time. Remember the time we went
[30:31] Speaker 1: to Hawaii. It was the first year of the Titans.
[30:33] Speaker 1: They took people out of Hawaii on it what they
[30:35] Speaker 1: call it symposium. Yes, anyway, that took me over to
[30:39] Speaker 1: me to be the MC at this special.
[30:42] Speaker 2: Lou Hour that having had madeor sponsors are.
[30:44] Speaker 3: Anything with only ride that day. This was first first night.
[30:47] Speaker 2: So we went there. I got excited and we're all
[30:50] Speaker 2: around the pool.
[30:51] Speaker 1: I started drinking what bud light because at the time
[30:54] Speaker 1: I was sort of convincing myself.
[30:55] Speaker 2: That it's light beer.
[30:56] Speaker 1: Tricia, you drink, make sure you only drink light or
[30:59] Speaker 1: mid strength, because you've got to do this lou out tonight,
[31:01] Speaker 1: I said, Trish made him drinking light.
[31:03] Speaker 2: Mate. I ended up so blind.
[31:06] Speaker 1: That I that I actually before the lou hour even
[31:09] Speaker 1: started that going where's the MC Where's I was asleep
[31:12] Speaker 1: in the toilet. Then they got me out and I
[31:16] Speaker 1: got on stage and I just couldn't talk, and I
[31:19] Speaker 1: see people.
[31:20] Speaker 2: Just looking at me, just going mate.
[31:21] Speaker 1: But the other time we went to with the Hardman's
[31:26] Speaker 1: Brian Carney the Boys. We went to Lamani's at Narrabeen
[31:30] Speaker 1: and I ordered the Train of Maine.
[31:32] Speaker 2: It just fell asleep.
[31:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd been out drinking all day and then we
[31:36] Speaker 3: went to dinner, you and Brian. But Brian was tidy.
[31:39] Speaker 3: You were falling asleep. It was a good sleep and
[31:42] Speaker 3: I just said, leave him, don't touch him, don't wake him.
[31:46] Speaker 2: Cooper, if you're going to vote, anyone you'd like to
[31:48] Speaker 2: vote on.
[31:49] Speaker 4: Yeah, I had I had you only because you sort
[31:52] Speaker 4: of said tri Trish starts sleeping. But I think the
[31:56] Speaker 4: question was making an ark out of themselves, and I
[31:58] Speaker 4: think that you are probably the most likely to make
[32:01] Speaker 4: an ass out of yourself.
[32:03] Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, little respect.
[32:07] Speaker 1: Top five Combined Time People, The music of Paul Kelly
[32:12] Speaker 1: and James Blunt.
[32:14] Speaker 3: Oh Wow, who's going first?
[32:20] Speaker 1: Number five? Paul Kelly's Leaps and Bounds? Number four Darling
[32:24] Speaker 1: It Hurts Paul Kelly number three, Bradman, Paul Kelly Number two,
[32:27] Speaker 1: Every Fucking City Paul Kelly, Number one, How to make gravy?
[32:31] Speaker 2: Poor Kelly.
[32:32] Speaker 3: Then why did you even put in James Blunt? Mate?
[32:35] Speaker 1: Because yeah, I'm just running out of artists, and I
[32:40] Speaker 1: thought I just wanted to be spied for.
[32:42] Speaker 3: I'll let me crew unthnease. Well, I don't like where
[32:46] Speaker 3: you're going with this. What's the Paul Kelly James Blunt
[32:50] Speaker 3: thought there was a bit boring.
[32:52] Speaker 2: Okay, well, just let's give it a go. See what
[32:54] Speaker 2: you got?
[32:55] Speaker 3: Okay?
[32:55] Speaker 5: Well, I.
[32:57] Speaker 3: Only had one James Blunt song, but five was to
[33:00] Speaker 3: Her Door. Paul Kelly, Sweet Guy, Paul Kelly, nineteen seventy three.
[33:04] Speaker 3: James Blunt, number two who just pussed my song? Two
[33:11] Speaker 3: was how to Make Gravy? And number one was Paul
[33:13] Speaker 3: Kelly St Kilda to King's Cross, which is a really
[33:16] Speaker 3: good song which I'd forgotten until.
[33:19] Speaker 5: That's Melbourne to Sydney.
[33:21] Speaker 3: Yeah, it is just sure, it is just in case.
[33:24] Speaker 2: Thanks for helping us out there, scoop, what about you.
[33:27] Speaker 6: International, I've got number five wise Men, James Blunt, number
[33:32] Speaker 6: four before too Long, Paul Kelly, number three nineteen seventy three,
[33:37] Speaker 6: James Blunt, number two Dumb Things Paul Kelly and number
[33:41] Speaker 6: one how to make Gravy?
[33:43] Speaker 2: Nice one Jake, what about you? Coops very generously to
[33:45] Speaker 2: James Blunt.
[33:47] Speaker 4: But I had a cover four seasons in one day
[33:51] Speaker 4: by Paul Kelly. Right then I had from Little Things
[33:56] Speaker 4: Big Things.
[33:57] Speaker 2: Grew made a song, great song YEP.
[34:00] Speaker 4: Number three wise Man number two, how to make Gravy
[34:04] Speaker 4: and number one Dumb Things Paul Kelly.
[34:07] Speaker 1: Wow, poor old James Blunting. You might have a start
[34:10] Speaker 1: change Blunt. It's a rhyming slang.
[34:12] Speaker 6: Actually, I've got a James Blunt one for our next segment.
[34:15] Speaker 6: Have you Jack's obscure Fast Oh here we go, which
[34:17] Speaker 6: begins right now. My first fact of the day obscure.
[34:23] Speaker 6: If it's something, it's mister potato head. Was the first
[34:27] Speaker 6: toy to be advertised on television?
[34:29] Speaker 2: Yes? It was? Did you know that, Jack?
[34:33] Speaker 1: If you asked me that, what was the first toy
[34:36] Speaker 1: to be advertised in television? I would not know, but
[34:38] Speaker 1: I remember hearing it on a podcast sold sold massive.
[34:42] Speaker 2: It was a megaseller.
[34:44] Speaker 1: It's interesting, so simple a potato head put nose on
[34:47] Speaker 1: him in ears because I'm going to put out this year,
[34:51] Speaker 1: mister pumpkinhead, and you get to put nose ears, smile, little.
[34:55] Speaker 6: Hat, little shoes and little hands. No, I was trying
[34:59] Speaker 6: to start number two. Now I've got one, the James
[35:02] Speaker 6: Blunt All right? Did you know that James Blunt recorded
[35:05] Speaker 6: his first album while living with Carry Fisher. Goodbye My
[35:08] Speaker 6: Lover was recorded in her bathroom?
[35:10] Speaker 2: Really were carry Fisher? Carry Fisher from Star Wars who's
[35:14] Speaker 2: passed the last couple of years?
[35:15] Speaker 3: Hang on, what do you mean he was living with her?
[35:18] Speaker 6: He was living there are a couple, but she was
[35:21] Speaker 6: living Trisha.
[35:23] Speaker 1: Look, this is what is where you let yourself down
[35:27] Speaker 1: and a woman can be friends.
[35:30] Speaker 6: Right. Number three, before the term bloopers was coined outtakes
[35:34] Speaker 6: were called bonus.
[35:36] Speaker 5: Did you know that?
[35:39] Speaker 2: Pretty pretty interesting?
[35:40] Speaker 5: How did you find out? How did you find that out?
[35:42] Speaker 2: Oh?
[35:42] Speaker 6: Mate, I've got my I've got a very resourceful man.
[35:46] Speaker 2: Well interesting one.
[35:48] Speaker 6: And then my last one for this segment is in
[35:51] Speaker 6: nineteen eighty, Las Vegas General Hospitals suspended workers for betting
[35:55] Speaker 6: on whether patients.
[35:56] Speaker 2: Would survive or.
[36:00] Speaker 3: It's amazing.
[36:00] Speaker 2: Yeah, what year was that? Nineteen eighty? Wow, well that's awesome.
[36:05] Speaker 3: Did you say Las Vegas?
[36:06] Speaker 6: Yes, only Las Vegas General Hospital.
[36:09] Speaker 2: I'm just looking at my bedding app on the phone.
[36:11] Speaker 2: What does that let me? There's not a market for it?
[36:16] Speaker 2: What have we become? Now?
[36:17] Speaker 1: Just a nanny state? Seriously, curbs what he got for us?
[36:21] Speaker 1: May I got any obscure facts or anything you want
[36:23] Speaker 1: to share with us?
[36:24] Speaker 6: M No.
[36:26] Speaker 4: Sometimes when I'm in my room alone, I like to Okay,
[36:29] Speaker 4: let's move on.
[36:31] Speaker 3: I've got one. Can I add it? I just heard
[36:32] Speaker 3: it on the American News just earlier today. There are
[36:38] Speaker 3: giant hornets making their weight to the US from Japan.
[36:43] Speaker 3: I think they're called burger hornets. They're five times the
[36:47] Speaker 3: size of honeybees and they will kill the honey bees
[36:50] Speaker 3: and they kill up to fifty humans a year in Japan. Really,
[36:55] Speaker 3: so the US are tracking them to eradicate them before
[36:59] Speaker 3: they make land.
[37:00] Speaker 2: Why would they why would they be migrating? Would they
[37:02] Speaker 2: migrate to the USA?
[37:03] Speaker 3: I don't know, and I don't know. How are they
[37:05] Speaker 3: tracking them? And then how do they plan on eradicating
[37:10] Speaker 3: news these days, they just don't give you enough from Japan.
[37:12] Speaker 2: You say, how are they getting to the US.
[37:14] Speaker 3: I don't know. I was just listening to the report flying.
[37:17] Speaker 2: Well, let's say jump on little birds, little planes.
[37:21] Speaker 3: Well they're five times the size of a honeybee. Well,
[37:24] Speaker 3: so these wings got some power.
[37:26] Speaker 1: That'll be that'll be interesting because there's there's a I
[37:30] Speaker 1: don't know theory or it's fact about diminishing honey bees
[37:34] Speaker 1: in the world. Protesters about the environment, Well this could
[37:37] Speaker 1: be bad if they can wipe out the honeymoon.
[37:39] Speaker 2: That's exactly about because it's like here, so.
[37:41] Speaker 1: When I was growing up, there were like willy wagtails everywhere.
[37:45] Speaker 1: They were like the birds, little birds like that were
[37:47] Speaker 1: the fun birds, like sparrows, and then the Indian minor birds.
[37:50] Speaker 3: Come over and they've just we rarely see a Sparrow.
[37:53] Speaker 3: These days were certainly not in Sydney.
[37:56] Speaker 5: How would they know? How would they know where America is?
[37:58] Speaker 5: It's like they have little maps.
[37:59] Speaker 3: I don't know, and I don't know why the Americans
[38:02] Speaker 3: know they're en route to them.
[38:03] Speaker 1: So there's lots of Tricia. If you're going to bring
[38:07] Speaker 1: us a scure face, come on.
[38:08] Speaker 3: Mate, Hey, I just have to contact the RSPRECIATION and
[38:15] Speaker 3: tell them to, you know, provide better news coverage, more information.
[38:18] Speaker 2: Yeah, we should do.
[38:19] Speaker 1: I should ring a ring, ring RSPCA or just someone
[38:25] Speaker 1: here maybe ring ring a hotline emergency hotline. Said listen, guys,
[38:28] Speaker 1: I've got a report. There's all these there's these five times,
[38:32] Speaker 1: these prehistoric bees flying to America at the moment with.
[38:35] Speaker 2: Little maps and their little planes. And then I wipe
[38:38] Speaker 2: out the honeyboos. They'd say, hey, mate, stop dancing on ice.
[38:43] Speaker 3: You people just need to be aware of these things
[38:45] Speaker 3: are affecting the environment. And can I just another one.
[38:50] Speaker 3: I just I bumped into a couple of Cooper's mates
[38:53] Speaker 3: today and Cooper, I just need you to verify this.
[38:56] Speaker 3: They told me that in your phone you actually have
[39:00] Speaker 3: pre prepared lists of insults for each of them. Mates,
[39:05] Speaker 3: is this correct?
[39:06] Speaker 5: I have dirt on them in case they have a
[39:09] Speaker 5: turn on me.
[39:09] Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, what's a friend to you?
[39:14] Speaker 1: Can you actually just go rule at it and and
[39:16] Speaker 1: just like change change the name for you for fear
[39:20] Speaker 1: of embarrassment for their families, But can you give a
[39:23] Speaker 1: couple of examples, reach into your little diary there of
[39:26] Speaker 1: hate and pull a couple of out if I can.
[39:28] Speaker 2: Guess you it is, will you tell us I can't.
[39:31] Speaker 7: I can't. There's I cannot disclose any of this information
[39:35] Speaker 7: because it will only show weakness.
[39:38] Speaker 3: And it will lessen his power.
[39:42] Speaker 5: Because they actually are great listeners of the podcast.
[39:44] Speaker 2: Just change the name and give us, give us the
[39:46] Speaker 2: dirt you get on a couple of guys.
[39:49] Speaker 5: Well, I'm not I'm not disclosing that sort of information, right.
[39:52] Speaker 4: That's it's it's my personal information. I've got it on
[39:55] Speaker 4: you guys too.
[39:57] Speaker 1: I will.
[39:59] Speaker 2: Offered. I'm happy to know. I'm the sacrificial lamp. I'm
[40:06] Speaker 2: here the podcast. Yeah, please take.
[40:08] Speaker 5: Me or at least one of Jack's won's okay, okay, yeah, okay.
[40:13] Speaker 5: As a young child. When I say young child, maybe
[40:16] Speaker 5: like eight or nine, we were getting.
[40:17] Speaker 4: Home from somewhere and we were Jack Jack was running
[40:23] Speaker 4: down the hallway and he was busted a pooh and
[40:26] Speaker 4: as he hit my meat us from the toilet, he
[40:29] Speaker 4: shipped himself and it went all over the hallway.
[40:31] Speaker 6: For you know, you know you've brought He's brought this
[40:34] Speaker 6: up for years and I can't remember when it was.
[40:37] Speaker 6: Remember that, Yeah, you know, now I know why I
[40:41] Speaker 6: get the leg up on me all the time. He's
[40:42] Speaker 6: actually got and written down. He can memorize everything from
[40:45] Speaker 6: the past.
[40:45] Speaker 1: That's a special kind of evil that writes down sort
[40:48] Speaker 1: of stuff to hold it against.
[40:51] Speaker 2: I'll go one similar hell and Joey we were. We
[40:54] Speaker 2: used to get the.
[40:55] Speaker 1: Bus down to high school down a Maitland about forty minutes,
[40:58] Speaker 1: so you go around the bus teppo, which was about yeah,
[41:01] Speaker 1: three hundred meters from the house.
[41:02] Speaker 2: So we're walking over there one.
[41:03] Speaker 1: Morning and we get just about the bus step and
[41:05] Speaker 1: Joey's like, oh, mate, I'm going to take a shit
[41:08] Speaker 1: really bad.
[41:09] Speaker 2: I'm desperate.
[41:10] Speaker 1: And I was like, mate, well just just just turn
[41:12] Speaker 1: around and go home. So Joey loves the bag with
[41:15] Speaker 1: me and just takes off home. And as you know,
[41:18] Speaker 1: probably the golden rule if you feel like going to
[41:21] Speaker 1: shoot yourself.
[41:21] Speaker 2: He don't run, just.
[41:22] Speaker 1: Stay patient because the moment you start running, you can
[41:25] Speaker 1: almost feel that it's going to come out. So Joey,
[41:28] Speaker 1: this is what the old man says. Joey busts open
[41:30] Speaker 1: the door, Joe's sprinting, pulls down his pants and as
[41:34] Speaker 1: he hits and does his huge shit, the toilet seats down.
[41:39] Speaker 2: Oh, isn't that good? But Jack?
[41:48] Speaker 1: Last week we do your version of shoot Chagger Mary,
[41:50] Speaker 1: but we're going to make it less offensive. Saying you
[41:52] Speaker 1: want to shoot someone's a little in this sense. We're
[41:54] Speaker 1: a little here you're going. So what do you got
[41:56] Speaker 1: for us? What's it called?
[41:57] Speaker 2: He's got a slap? Marry or do the dirty? Uh?
[42:00] Speaker 6: It's with Cooper John's. This week we've gone with the
[42:02] Speaker 6: theme of his Melbourne Storm teammates. Number one, we've gone
[42:06] Speaker 6: with Cameron Munster he's betting buddy. Number two Schander Earle,
[42:12] Speaker 6: he's tanning buddy. And number three Delphinuan he's buddy. So Cooper,
[42:18] Speaker 6: which one are.
[42:19] Speaker 2: You going to marry?
[42:20] Speaker 6: Which one are you going to slap? And which one
[42:23] Speaker 6: you're going to spend the rest of your life with?
[42:25] Speaker 5: You guys might think this is a little little left Field.
[42:28] Speaker 5: What are we gonna do is I'm going to do
[42:30] Speaker 5: the dirty with delphinukin o.
[42:35] Speaker 2: Poor. That's rough.
[42:39] Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna do the dirty with delphan because he's
[42:42] Speaker 5: he's a sweet, tender and loveful man. Yeah, it is,
[42:50] Speaker 5: it is. And then what are we.
[42:52] Speaker 7: Gonna do is little left field, I'm gonna own a
[42:55] Speaker 7: slap shandle Yeah.
[42:57] Speaker 5: Right, he's got he's got a lot of tattoos, the
[43:02] Speaker 5: big door.
[43:02] Speaker 7: And you know, if I want to spend the rest
[43:04] Speaker 7: of my life with someone, I don't want it to
[43:06] Speaker 7: be someone who's got the tatoos and the big the money,
[43:09] Speaker 7: the money man, money bag's monster. I think he could
[43:12] Speaker 7: provide a really good life and.
[43:13] Speaker 5: House for me. So I'm marrying money.
[43:14] Speaker 2: Well, if you marry money, marrying money I've got. I've
[43:17] Speaker 2: got no doubt.
[43:17] Speaker 1: After at least twelve months, two years at most, you
[43:20] Speaker 1: get a divorce.
[43:21] Speaker 2: YouTube.
[43:22] Speaker 5: I'm taking for half, and I'm take him for half.
[43:24] Speaker 2: That's good. I'm happy with that, Okay, Trush to finish
[43:27] Speaker 2: with our tombstone.
[43:28] Speaker 3: We've got teams, don't okay. So if your worst enemy
[43:32] Speaker 3: could write anything on your tombstone, what would it be? Okay, well,
[43:37] Speaker 3: my worst enemy is going to write who's going to
[43:40] Speaker 3: do the grocery shopping?
[43:41] Speaker 5: Now? Who's your worst that will?
[43:47] Speaker 6: He's writing that, you all say, not handsy enough?
[43:52] Speaker 2: All right? Yeah, okay, Cooper, John's confused.
[43:56] Speaker 5: I'm trying to who are your worst enemies in this?
[43:59] Speaker 4: That's weird.
[43:59] Speaker 2: You've got me try to narrow one down.
[44:02] Speaker 5: Yeah, for me, I did guess what? You're not my son?
[44:09] Speaker 2: Why would you say that?
[44:12] Speaker 6: Gidley? I don't know what.
[44:13] Speaker 5: I don't know what Kate Gidley would say that.
[44:14] Speaker 2: I know mine would be complex man, but a good brother. Okay,
[44:19] Speaker 2: that's all we got for this week. Cooper.
[44:21] Speaker 1: We wish you well, JACKO speedy recovery.
[44:26] Speaker 5: So yah

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