# Just a Little Stern Talking To…

An episode of [Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1729949087), 7 May 2026, 45 min.

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Matty immediately causes chaos with bizarre sci-fi debates, stand-up stories and heated family moments. The crew tackle Mother’s Day, film nostalgia, NRL tipping and reveal details for the LIVE SHOW prize contest. Subscribe, Watch, and Follow Catch the full episode on YouTube and stay updated by following us on social media: Linktree: Backstage with Cooper & Matty Contact Us For any enquiries, email us at: contact@johnsmedia.com.au 0:00-Matts Back 5:00-Sci-Fi Character 8:00-Mother Day 15:00-Real Backstage 17:30-Magic Round Stand Up 25:00-Film, Fame & Vinyl 34:00-Mother’s Day Quiz 36:00-NRL Tipping 42:30-Magic Round Contest See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: And welcome to John's Family Podcast for another week. How
[0:02] Speaker 1: are we all? Everyone?
[0:03] Speaker 2: Well, how you has your back?
[0:05] Speaker 3: Matte?
[0:05] Speaker 2: Everyone's been worried about you, I know, and harbercondrect.
[0:10] Speaker 1: Now it's coming good.
[0:12] Speaker 3: You know what, Trishy, I finally get like, because you're
[0:15] Speaker 3: so ruthless, was Dad like when he has stuff and
[0:17] Speaker 3: you're like, he's such a harpocondra harberconjract. I finally get why,
[0:21] Speaker 3: because you would have had a lifetime of this shit,
[0:23] Speaker 3: you think, because for like three days, Dad was just
[0:26] Speaker 3: I had to drive in places and he was just
[0:28] Speaker 3: so like it was like he might never walk the
[0:30] Speaker 3: same again. And then Jack, what did you see him doing?
[0:33] Speaker 3: Two days later after he started recover.
[0:35] Speaker 4: Probably thirty six hours later, he was bench pressing in
[0:38] Speaker 4: the gym.
[0:39] Speaker 1: Guys.
[0:40] Speaker 5: Yeah, look, well after he had his back surgery, I
[0:42] Speaker 5: actually rang his surgeon because he wasn't supposed to be
[0:47] Speaker 5: in the gym for like six weeks after And after
[0:49] Speaker 5: about three or four weeks I caught him in there.
[0:53] Speaker 3: Caught him in there.
[0:55] Speaker 2: I said, you're going to have to speak to him
[0:58] Speaker 2: because he's not listening to me.
[0:59] Speaker 1: I suppo to Stalin Doctor Steele, a champion guy, really
[1:07] Speaker 1: and great surgeon. What he did back was fantastic. Sorry,
[1:10] Speaker 1: just drop my phone and my pride. But yeah, and
[1:15] Speaker 1: he said to me, he said, I actually am encouraged
[1:19] Speaker 1: when people find himselves getting back in the gym earlier,
[1:21] Speaker 1: it means I've done a good job.
[1:23] Speaker 4: There's no way within a week he didn't whurt it
[1:28] Speaker 4: that way exactly.
[1:29] Speaker 2: That's what we're.
[1:30] Speaker 3: Saying is that next time you do hurt yourself stopping
[1:32] Speaker 3: such a sort because you like make everyone feel sorry
[1:34] Speaker 3: for you, and then like you're like, oh and then
[1:37] Speaker 3: you're just in the gym anyway.
[1:38] Speaker 1: Do you know how much pain I was in?
[1:40] Speaker 5: Like you, but he never had a child, stop kitchen
[1:44] Speaker 5: and win my wild.
[1:45] Speaker 1: Birth is so overrated.
[1:47] Speaker 3: I will I will stick up for dad here in
[1:49] Speaker 3: the sense where like we know what childbirth feels like,
[1:53] Speaker 3: in a sense where we've been kicked in the nuts
[1:55] Speaker 3: and stuff.
[1:57] Speaker 1: I remember once coming off the search we're just talking about,
[2:01] Speaker 1: I had to take end down and I got constipated
[2:03] Speaker 1: and I had to punch on our ones and it
[2:05] Speaker 1: took me Iregon thirty minutes. I felt like asking for
[2:08] Speaker 1: an appy dural for me, I reckon that was probably worse.
[2:12] Speaker 3: Than I go, I've got a theory. I've got a theory,
[2:16] Speaker 3: and I was someone at the pub told me this
[2:18] Speaker 3: the other day, and I think it's and I'm sorry
[2:20] Speaker 3: to make it, you know about Pooh and that, but
[2:23] Speaker 3: it's I feel like it's actually a very smart analogy. Right,
[2:27] Speaker 3: So our bums the way they work, yep. So you know,
[2:31] Speaker 3: obviously we eat and then it goes through to the
[2:33] Speaker 3: small intestine and it sits there, just waiting to get
[2:37] Speaker 3: to its end goal, which is the toilet.
[2:38] Speaker 4: Right, I thought, where's the large intestine.
[2:41] Speaker 1: Sit before or after the small intestin it's the most
[2:44] Speaker 1: important organ in the whole body, and before it gets
[2:47] Speaker 1: down to it sits. It's got like little trees that
[2:49] Speaker 1: grab on the receptors and will feed the nutrients to
[2:53] Speaker 1: the central nervous.
[2:54] Speaker 4: I reckon the brain and hard are pretty important though.
[2:56] Speaker 5: Yeah, but data is just Jesus, I'm surrounded by freaking The.
[3:00] Speaker 1: Brain is just a data center. I will.
[3:02] Speaker 3: I just want to say that whether it's a small
[3:04] Speaker 3: intest and a large incessant jagge, it does that detail
[3:07] Speaker 3: doesn't matter in the story, right, just so bog down
[3:09] Speaker 3: in it. But the end of the day, the feces
[3:14] Speaker 3: wants to get to the its a goal, which is
[3:16] Speaker 3: the toilet, just out and but once to get the
[3:19] Speaker 3: toilet right to them. The toilet is like a nightclub,
[3:22] Speaker 3: and our assholes are like a bouncer. Our assholes are
[3:27] Speaker 3: essentially just a bouncer. Checking ideas of the pood to
[3:30] Speaker 3: get to the nightclub.
[3:33] Speaker 1: Is more like even the bouncer, like your as lips.
[3:36] Speaker 3: You know, yeah, I know, but it's just someone said
[3:39] Speaker 3: that to me at the pub on Friday, and I
[3:40] Speaker 3: just thought that and I wrote it in my phone
[3:42] Speaker 3: notes because I thought that I got to bring that
[3:44] Speaker 3: up on the potty and you wrote that down, you
[3:47] Speaker 3: know what. It made so much more sense when I
[3:48] Speaker 3: was drunk.
[3:48] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure it did.
[3:49] Speaker 1: Maybe the piece of fece. It looks like the bowl
[3:54] Speaker 1: is a Vegas pool party, and it wants to get
[3:57] Speaker 1: to the pool party, but the pool parties sort of full,
[4:01] Speaker 1: and there's a lot of fec behind it, and it
[4:04] Speaker 1: just makes a judgment whether it can let it through.
[4:06] Speaker 3: You have a way with that's been drinking. Dad's been drinking,
[4:11] Speaker 3: and you made that very evident by just how you
[4:12] Speaker 3: try to stream that sentence together.
[4:15] Speaker 2: Can anyone actually make sense of it of what what
[4:17] Speaker 2: I said. He said owned out.
[4:20] Speaker 3: Yah, I did too. As soon as he said it
[4:22] Speaker 3: was like a Vegas pool party. You are tired? Are
[4:25] Speaker 3: you so tired?
[4:25] Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm fighting something.
[4:27] Speaker 5: I've got a bit of something coming on and I
[4:30] Speaker 5: tennis and Plartis today.
[4:31] Speaker 3: Which is probably how do you do it?
[4:33] Speaker 1: It's tough.
[4:34] Speaker 2: It's been off early working and writing with stand up.
[4:37] Speaker 4: Hey, can I just say quickly?
[4:38] Speaker 1: Have you actually we're going to get through that?
[4:41] Speaker 3: Oh?
[4:41] Speaker 4: Well, I can't say quickly. For our Apple podcast listeners,
[4:45] Speaker 4: at the moment, we're sitting on two hundred and twenty
[4:47] Speaker 4: five reviews, it'd be awesome if we could get to
[4:50] Speaker 4: two hundred and fifty before the end of the month.
[4:52] Speaker 4: So for any of our Apple podcast listeners, if you
[4:54] Speaker 4: could do that, We're just doing some stuff with Apple
[4:57] Speaker 4: at the moment. If we could do that at the moment,
[4:59] Speaker 4: that'd be awesome.
[5:00] Speaker 1: Help us out.
[5:01] Speaker 3: What a great segue.
[5:02] Speaker 2: I wonder if that's a way of We've got a
[5:05] Speaker 2: little competition too. Yeah, but let's get there today. So
[5:11] Speaker 2: should we get to the nitty gritty and hang on
[5:13] Speaker 2: to your seat?
[5:13] Speaker 1: Scott's okay, guys, can I get this. Previous episodes, we've
[5:18] Speaker 1: said and on your left, I want to say, if
[5:22] Speaker 1: the person on your right was a sci fi character,
[5:27] Speaker 1: which would they be? And why?
[5:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got you.
[5:30] Speaker 5: This week, I went with Gremlin, and I thought that
[5:34] Speaker 5: it literally worked for all of you.
[5:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, so, like, what is it?
[5:38] Speaker 5: You can't stay off like you multiply and get naudia
[5:41] Speaker 5: and naught can't get wet if you eat after midnight
[5:46] Speaker 5: and you're exposed to sunlight.
[5:49] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[5:49] Speaker 3: Nice, it's not bad.
[5:51] Speaker 1: Pretty good, it's good.
[5:52] Speaker 3: It's not bad, it's pretty good.
[5:54] Speaker 2: Whatever.
[5:54] Speaker 4: I went with Coopers. To my right, I went with
[5:57] Speaker 4: alf Alf the Alien Luckimore.
[6:01] Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know, why why do you reckon that is?
[6:04] Speaker 3: It's got a mad Snorkel.
[6:07] Speaker 1: Give you a tip. There's a movie with Ben Stiller
[6:09] Speaker 1: called Permanent Midnight where he plays the guy who is
[6:12] Speaker 1: actually in the uniform is Olf And it's a very
[6:14] Speaker 1: dark film.
[6:15] Speaker 3: What is it real? Like it's he's actually it's like
[6:17] Speaker 3: a movie about him.
[6:19] Speaker 4: I watched the Thing the other day for the first time.
[6:22] Speaker 4: The Thing Kurt Russell, very good.
[6:25] Speaker 1: I love it.
[6:26] Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
[6:27] Speaker 4: It's a John Carpenter movie.
[6:28] Speaker 1: Love Kurt Russell. Very Jack. For you, I've gone, mister Nimbus.
[6:33] Speaker 1: Of course, he comes from Rick and Morty. It serves
[6:36] Speaker 1: like this. Mister Nimbus is described himself as an ice
[6:41] Speaker 1: cold dick killer. For this, he is described as horny, arrogant,
[6:46] Speaker 1: and unbroken ocean man who often speaks in the third person.
[6:53] Speaker 1: It is for me, it's there, mister.
[6:57] Speaker 3: So why is Jack related to that?
[6:59] Speaker 1: Yeah, you just want to I just want to say,
[7:01] Speaker 1: because Jack takes us a wrap. He loves. Mister Nimbers
[7:04] Speaker 1: has just curt men. I understand killer, and he's under pressure.
[7:09] Speaker 1: Of course, Nimbus, you are in good form.
[7:15] Speaker 3: I did for Trisha on my right. I did Alien obviously.
[7:18] Speaker 3: I fro'm the Alien of Predator franchise. Could have also
[7:22] Speaker 3: been Predator, given she's older than dad.
[7:24] Speaker 1: Yeah, groomed and scoom.
[7:28] Speaker 3: But I chose Alien, Trish because it is Mother's Day
[7:30] Speaker 3: this week and you're out of this world, honey, out
[7:34] Speaker 3: of this world.
[7:35] Speaker 2: Alien, the blonde chick.
[7:36] Speaker 3: No aliens the thing that fights Predator in those Alien
[7:39] Speaker 3: verse Predator movies.
[7:40] Speaker 4: Don't know. I don't know that's where it's specifically from.
[7:43] Speaker 4: But can I say for this week in terms of
[7:46] Speaker 4: Mother's Day, Trish, tell you one man in this room's
[7:48] Speaker 4: me putting a bit in a fair bit of evidence
[7:50] Speaker 4: for you. Actually, and I'll tell you what. It's not
[7:52] Speaker 4: me or Dad.
[7:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it wouldn't be you. Jack, Yeah, and
[7:56] Speaker 2: I know it wouldn't be you.
[7:57] Speaker 1: I've been doing my best every morning.
[8:00] Speaker 4: It correlates at a really similar times my girlfriend's birthday,
[8:02] Speaker 4: so my priority. You know, they sort of splinter, whereas
[8:04] Speaker 4: Cooper John's does it splinter? Jack?
[8:07] Speaker 2: Like if it wasn't your girlfriend's birthday in two.
[8:10] Speaker 5: Weeks, even though it's Mother's Day this weekend, like one
[8:14] Speaker 5: week apart, you would put more f and in for this.
[8:17] Speaker 4: Weekend in a soft pity move, just minimizing some costs.
[8:22] Speaker 3: But it doesn't mean I'm It doesn't mean I'm paying
[8:25] Speaker 3: for everything, does it.
[8:27] Speaker 2: I don't know what are you doing. I just wanted
[8:30] Speaker 2: to that very nice past partly pearl that I liked.
[8:34] Speaker 3: I just wanted to organize a lunch for you, because
[8:37] Speaker 3: because when Mother's Day is on Sunday, Dad and I
[8:40] Speaker 3: like where Dad's Dad's got your Sunday show and I
[8:42] Speaker 3: got radio, so we can't really have a family time then,
[8:45] Speaker 3: So I thought were do a Saturday lunch, but I
[8:47] Speaker 3: haven't booked it.
[8:48] Speaker 1: What's the McDonald's.
[8:50] Speaker 4: What's the pally pearl? I'm just going to google it
[8:52] Speaker 4: quickly right now.
[8:54] Speaker 2: It's very expensive, so don't worry about how much.
[8:56] Speaker 4: No, no, no, put Oh my god, how expensive men? Moment
[9:00] Speaker 4: at the moment, Well, what I'm looking at.
[9:02] Speaker 2: There's a particular necklace I like, lovelier.
[9:04] Speaker 4: Pearl necklace, fourteen millimeters circle pearl, about seven a half grand.
[9:09] Speaker 2: Oh, that's the one I want.
[9:10] Speaker 3: That's fine.
[9:11] Speaker 1: When went I had a look one day and Trisha
[9:14] Speaker 1: had a look. I just sat in the corner.
[9:16] Speaker 2: Did and they came up at anniversary.
[9:19] Speaker 3: Good look, it just didn't look that good, it did.
[9:21] Speaker 2: It didn't actually did see you.
[9:24] Speaker 1: I've just seen you in very very basic like jewelry,
[9:29] Speaker 1: and it's not jewelry.
[9:31] Speaker 4: Diamonds better than pearls.
[9:35] Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is a special it's just the designment.
[9:37] Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
[9:38] Speaker 3: I'll get it for you.
[9:40] Speaker 2: The one I wanted was a bit more expensive.
[9:42] Speaker 3: You know me, right, I'm not going to live long
[9:44] Speaker 3: enough to see out all the money, so I'm happy
[9:48] Speaker 3: to give you that.
[9:48] Speaker 4: As a money.
[9:49] Speaker 2: Why is to living here?
[9:51] Speaker 3: Because I want because I want to get you something special.
[9:55] Speaker 1: I don't want to Tricia's natural beauty. I say this
[9:59] Speaker 1: all the Wow. She doesn't need. She doesn't need gold
[10:02] Speaker 1: or expensive things. Some people do. They use it to crutch.
[10:06] Speaker 1: They're trying to cover their own shortcoming. It's a hold,
[10:08] Speaker 1: it can never be filled. Doesn't need that.
[10:11] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
[10:13] Speaker 2: What does She's a very convenient for you, that's right.
[10:17] Speaker 3: Well, then why is she asking for it?
[10:19] Speaker 4: You know, the hardest part for getting Trish gifts.
[10:21] Speaker 2: The hardest part is the fussy.
[10:23] Speaker 4: Well, no, the person that should be really going hard
[10:27] Speaker 4: for is Matthew in terms of like, in terms of
[10:30] Speaker 4: you know, the pillow talk that you guys have, I
[10:32] Speaker 4: assume at night around pillow talk in terms of what
[10:36] Speaker 4: you like and what your desires are. And Matthew can
[10:39] Speaker 4: barely control his own money, let alone a bank account
[10:41] Speaker 4: with any sort of finances in it. No, he's just bad.
[10:44] Speaker 3: You just bad gifts man. Like it's like when he
[10:46] Speaker 3: goes away, like he goes he went to France for
[10:48] Speaker 3: the Olympics.
[10:49] Speaker 6: Hey, coops, we got this sick shirt for you, and
[10:51] Speaker 6: it's just oh wow, look at dad's shirt. Dad, it's
[10:55] Speaker 6: two sizes is too small and it looks like it'd
[10:58] Speaker 6: be sick if I wore it in the nineties.
[11:01] Speaker 5: It's true, Matt, you are a terrible gift byre terrible.
[11:05] Speaker 5: I just you buy what you like, not what someone
[11:08] Speaker 5: else might like you. And essentially you only buy gifts
[11:11] Speaker 5: from a goddamn sports store.
[11:14] Speaker 3: That is so true. Remember how many times he just
[11:16] Speaker 3: comes back Jack with like, oh, Jack, you've got I
[11:18] Speaker 3: got some socks. I just cared too much or it's
[11:23] Speaker 3: got to waste on it or something like that.
[11:24] Speaker 2: I got a shirt from Rolling Garrups.
[11:27] Speaker 1: Good, you're in you tennis.
[11:31] Speaker 5: I'd rather go there than get a shirt from there.
[11:35] Speaker 3: Or when you go to like when you go to
[11:37] Speaker 3: like Thailand or Barley and you walk past front of
[11:39] Speaker 3: those stalls and they just have like for foreigners, like
[11:42] Speaker 3: trying to appeal to just like a certain demographic. They
[11:45] Speaker 3: might just have like a Rolling Stones T shirt for
[11:47] Speaker 3: like five like five bucks and dad ago that's a
[11:52] Speaker 3: sick shirt. But after one wash it's just basically completely
[11:56] Speaker 3: turned in.
[11:56] Speaker 4: He tries to barter them down and somehow that was a.
[12:00] Speaker 1: One and Budapest had a slink and Thailand, no, that
[12:04] Speaker 1: was Thailand.
[12:04] Speaker 3: Jack wanted a slingshot and then you bartered him.
[12:06] Speaker 5: Try to put that that was that was Thailand, also
[12:13] Speaker 5: very bad.
[12:13] Speaker 1: When then I said, this is how you do it?
[12:15] Speaker 1: Went back and said no, mate, thirty. He said thirty euros. Mate,
[12:20] Speaker 1: that's a joke. I said ten. He goes thirty. I
[12:24] Speaker 1: went fifteen. That's when you know you go back. He
[12:27] Speaker 1: goes thirty. I went, okay, no more than twenty. He
[12:30] Speaker 1: goes thirty. Okay, I said how you do? Okay, no
[12:33] Speaker 1: problem made him walking away never came out. I really
[12:38] Speaker 1: wanted it. I came back and goes, okay, mate thirty,
[12:40] Speaker 1: went thirty five, damn it, thirty five.
[12:43] Speaker 4: Yes, week with the man who's lived through a communistm
[12:48] Speaker 4: that's right.
[12:48] Speaker 3: We don't go share territ the But is there anything
[12:52] Speaker 3: you actually want for Mother's Day? Or what about should
[12:55] Speaker 3: we say it?
[12:56] Speaker 4: You know, I don't.
[12:57] Speaker 2: I actually don't.
[13:00] Speaker 4: Thank you for lunch, though I believe.
[13:02] Speaker 3: I'll sort that out.
[13:03] Speaker 2: I just want oysters, Mornee, That's what I want.
[13:07] Speaker 5: Awesome fresh oysters, really nice, fresh city rock oysters.
[13:11] Speaker 3: I went past the pub last night a dollar o.
[13:13] Speaker 3: They have a dollar oyster night.
[13:15] Speaker 6: Well, that's scary but would you trust oysters from apart that's.
[13:18] Speaker 2: Not in the city, is it?
[13:20] Speaker 3: It was?
[13:20] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[13:21] Speaker 2: It was the Morrison is it?
[13:22] Speaker 3: Maybe?
[13:22] Speaker 2: I know they used to do that.
[13:24] Speaker 1: Here's a question for you. Would you buy Would you
[13:28] Speaker 1: buy seafood from a pub that was five hours inland?
[13:35] Speaker 4: Oh jeez?
[13:36] Speaker 1: Okay, so it's got a lobster special loves to Monnee
[13:41] Speaker 1: like prawns or oysters? Would you buy it?
[13:44] Speaker 4: I think you know what you're going to be ship?
[13:48] Speaker 3: Yeah, but I had oysters in Aubrey one night. They
[13:53] Speaker 3: weren't great.
[13:54] Speaker 4: And shipping costs of these days too, with all the
[13:56] Speaker 4: petrol stuff at the moment, it's only going to get worse.
[13:59] Speaker 4: Seafood smell.
[14:00] Speaker 5: Oysters are like sixty bucks for a dozen these days.
[14:04] Speaker 2: So expensive, so expensive.
[14:06] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's joke.
[14:07] Speaker 3: It is a joke. How do you have your oysters?
[14:09] Speaker 5: I like the Sydney Rock natural or I love them.
[14:13] Speaker 5: I do love the Mornee. I do love a good Mornee. Oysters,
[14:16] Speaker 5: money indulgence.
[14:19] Speaker 1: I love my bacon and I love barbecue sauce, and
[14:22] Speaker 1: I like a little bit of oyster in there as well.
[14:25] Speaker 2: I won't have them natural, No, I like him Natural,
[14:28] Speaker 2: I do too.
[14:29] Speaker 5: Actually, a really good, beautiful, creamy Sydney rocks jummy, Yeah,
[14:32] Speaker 5: I really do.
[14:33] Speaker 2: Do you have them? Natural?
[14:34] Speaker 4: Jacko?
[14:35] Speaker 2: You haven't tried good for your hind zinc I gotcha.
[14:40] Speaker 4: Actually, you know what the last time you told me
[14:42] Speaker 4: that it was when olderpation Yeah, shoulder oparation.
[14:46] Speaker 3: I like, you should get drunk more often, not drunk
[14:51] Speaker 3: more often, You should get drunk on the podcast more often.
[14:54] Speaker 2: How annoying has he been all week?
[14:56] Speaker 5: Like winging and warning and then because he was on
[14:58] Speaker 5: Valum and Panadine food and he had Debbie Downers and
[15:01] Speaker 5: he was like miserable and blue and dark and oh wait,
[15:04] Speaker 5: no more pain relief for you, brother.
[15:06] Speaker 2: You can just suck it up.
[15:07] Speaker 1: Okay, put the curtain back a little. See fun guy, Yeah,
[15:11] Speaker 1: take us back today and help me, help help me
[15:14] Speaker 1: know me, just like guys tell me when you say
[15:18] Speaker 1: I get dark?
[15:20] Speaker 2: What very moody?
[15:21] Speaker 3: Yeah moody? And no one just no one can speak
[15:24] Speaker 3: to you. I feel I actually feel like I'm the
[15:27] Speaker 3: only one that can speak to you sometimes because you
[15:29] Speaker 3: get snappy with everyone, and I like, even we're trying
[15:33] Speaker 3: to book in a podcast guest, and it was all like, mum,
[15:36] Speaker 3: there's periods where we go, you're going to have to
[15:38] Speaker 3: and I'll say, it's all right, I'll talk to him.
[15:40] Speaker 3: But then you just have to pick the right time
[15:42] Speaker 3: to speak to you because you're just always you're huff
[15:44] Speaker 3: and puff about everything. Tomorrow we're want to do this
[15:47] Speaker 3: podcast guest at two pm. Yeah, yeah, right, I'm just
[15:52] Speaker 3: so sucks.
[15:53] Speaker 4: No, no, no, he's all right. We all get moody,
[15:56] Speaker 4: don't we.
[15:57] Speaker 1: Thanks you.
[15:59] Speaker 2: Do you too?
[16:02] Speaker 4: Wonder would make me moody?
[16:04] Speaker 1: Just if a person's total bitch the whole time and
[16:08] Speaker 1: then do they get moody.
[16:12] Speaker 3: It is it's like when we say, look we just
[16:14] Speaker 3: expected expected from James Tedesco. You know, for us to
[16:17] Speaker 3: be surprised and have a good game, he has to
[16:19] Speaker 3: score six tries. It's like that for Trick, she has
[16:22] Speaker 3: to really be she has to murder someone.
[16:24] Speaker 1: She's a real bitch all of the time. So when
[16:27] Speaker 1: she's moody, exactly great.
[16:29] Speaker 4: But you know what you are, Cob, When you are moody,
[16:31] Speaker 4: you make it look like you're suffering. Yeah yeah, and
[16:34] Speaker 4: that's why we that's where we sort of sit on
[16:36] Speaker 4: eggshells because you're moody. But it's it feels like if
[16:40] Speaker 4: we say it, well, you're not going to like, we
[16:42] Speaker 4: might just give you the straw that breaks the camel's back.
[16:45] Speaker 1: Yeah, tip me over the edge, so to speak.
[16:47] Speaker 3: In the words of the wise ras Man, right, if
[16:50] Speaker 3: you had if you had to put your problem in
[16:52] Speaker 3: a hat, but the catch was you released that problem
[16:56] Speaker 3: and you have to pick someone else's problem out of the hat,
[16:58] Speaker 3: would you do it, mate?
[16:59] Speaker 2: Exactly?
[17:00] Speaker 3: I don't think you would.
[17:00] Speaker 4: Mate.
[17:00] Speaker 3: You live a pretty sick I get, mate, you have
[17:03] Speaker 3: some stress times, but there's got to be a period
[17:05] Speaker 3: where you go, hey, you know, I'm not going to
[17:07] Speaker 3: let this stress ruin my day and make me ruin
[17:10] Speaker 3: everyone else's day. John's nine news.
[17:14] Speaker 5: Yeah, very sad thing to that is that on his
[17:18] Speaker 5: death bed, oh God, he's going to look back and soon.
[17:24] Speaker 2: And go, oh ship. I wasn't grateful enough.
[17:28] Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't realize what I had until I lost.
[17:32] Speaker 4: What he does.
[17:33] Speaker 3: Might be getting a little deep.
[17:34] Speaker 1: Now, can I just stop for one second. One thing
[17:37] Speaker 1: I am. One thing I am is great. One thing
[17:39] Speaker 1: I am. Stop. You're right there. It's not grateful what
[17:42] Speaker 1: it is. Sometimes I can't. I have this natural dark
[17:45] Speaker 1: side that I just venture into sometimes that I can't.
[17:48] Speaker 1: It's just like you know, you're wandering to a bad street,
[17:51] Speaker 1: and sometimes that happens. But most of the time I
[17:54] Speaker 1: win that discipline and I'm pleasant. Very occasionally, though, I
[17:58] Speaker 1: accidentally do a left turn of a right and I
[18:00] Speaker 1: find myself in a rather dark avenue. I have never
[18:03] Speaker 1: That's just part of my makeup.
[18:05] Speaker 3: It's just part of life.
[18:05] Speaker 1: As far as being grateful, I'm enormously grateful for my life.
[18:08] Speaker 4: So are you saying sometimes when you take the wrong
[18:10] Speaker 4: turn and there's a bat signal that goes up, you're batman.
[18:14] Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes I take a left turn, I walk up
[18:18] Speaker 1: there and there's anyway I don't want to. I was
[18:20] Speaker 1: going to say something.
[18:20] Speaker 3: Don't say it, trus We just spoke, you mentioned it before.
[18:24] Speaker 3: But we are entering dangerously close to Magic Round in
[18:27] Speaker 3: our live Magic Round nexuance next week. How's the stand
[18:31] Speaker 3: up going, because you will be doing a stand up
[18:33] Speaker 3: set for everyone who's going to come see us.
[18:34] Speaker 5: I am, and I'm actually feeling kind of confident about now.
[18:37] Speaker 5: I've given up drinking. You gave up drinking for clarity.
[18:41] Speaker 4: You gave a drinking four days.
[18:43] Speaker 3: Yeah, but it doesn't count day four. And are you
[18:45] Speaker 3: not drinking till the stand up?
[18:46] Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not drinking for six weeks.
[18:48] Speaker 4: Okay, see, good to see your husband's taking the same thing.
[18:52] Speaker 2: I'm drinking four Some people might like to take that on.
[18:55] Speaker 3: But how's the stand up going?
[18:57] Speaker 2: So I think I'm confident.
[18:58] Speaker 3: Have you actually been doing any practice?
[19:00] Speaker 5: No, I've only written it out. I speak to him.
[19:04] Speaker 5: He's going to have a little review of it over.
[19:06] Speaker 5: But I'm you know, I'm I just want it to be.
[19:09] Speaker 1: Me, you know, and we want you to do you can you.
[19:13] Speaker 5: Of a like I'm going to look like I've been
[19:15] Speaker 5: to see a tattooist because I'm going to have that
[19:18] Speaker 5: many notes on my arm's keywords.
[19:21] Speaker 2: I'm going to be funny. There's no doubt about it.
[19:23] Speaker 4: You can have a piece of paper.
[19:26] Speaker 2: I want to be a professional.
[19:27] Speaker 3: You actually want to memorize.
[19:28] Speaker 1: I'm memorizing it.
[19:29] Speaker 2: I'm keywords up my arm.
[19:32] Speaker 3: You can't even remember where you parked your car. You're
[19:34] Speaker 3: dead ship, I.
[19:36] Speaker 1: Can't remember you're black. I remember your stand up.
[19:43] Speaker 3: You may have had too much wine.
[19:44] Speaker 1: When you start sweating and the all the ink starts
[19:49] Speaker 1: rolling off here? Which happened?
[19:51] Speaker 2: I'll use quality.
[19:52] Speaker 1: I got my brother Andrew. Dear Andrew wants to come.
[19:55] Speaker 1: And these people asked, mate, can Andrew come and speak
[19:58] Speaker 1: to this group? And it was amongst people who in
[20:02] Speaker 1: it was.
[20:03] Speaker 3: A ragby league side Andrew john and Andrew Johnson.
[20:05] Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, joe you
[20:08] Speaker 1: do it. Yep, Joey, You're so nervous before and he
[20:11] Speaker 1: wrote all these notes down on his forearm and literally
[20:15] Speaker 1: all both forearms were written right up to his elbow.
[20:19] Speaker 1: And then he was so nervous before and looked over
[20:21] Speaker 1: and there was literally ink just he could not read.
[20:25] Speaker 2: He's a funny little thing when you see him.
[20:29] Speaker 5: Yeah, to see him so nervous and anxious is quite
[20:35] Speaker 5: you were just never you know, it's just weird because
[20:40] Speaker 5: you would never think that he's like that.
[20:42] Speaker 3: Well, because you look at him right and like I
[20:44] Speaker 3: speak on behalf of all of us here, Jack self
[20:46] Speaker 3: and Trish, like you look at him with so much
[20:48] Speaker 3: admiration and respect, and because he's such a high like've
[20:51] Speaker 3: done everything in the game of rugby league, and you
[20:54] Speaker 3: think there's nothing for him to be insecure abouting you
[20:56] Speaker 3: walk into a room and own it, but he does.
[20:58] Speaker 3: He gets nervous and he gets it gets dark sometimes
[21:02] Speaker 3: now he does family any help from Chad GBT or
[21:06] Speaker 3: a little bit of AI.
[21:08] Speaker 5: Well, you know what I did try that. I woke
[21:11] Speaker 5: up at two o'clock one morning and punched it and
[21:13] Speaker 5: it was not great.
[21:14] Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
[21:15] Speaker 2: So I'm actually writing it myself.
[21:16] Speaker 3: I asked for.
[21:17] Speaker 4: Thirty seconds of stand up right now from Jack GBT.
[21:19] Speaker 4: Do you mind give it a try?
[21:22] Speaker 1: I'm now love it, Jake.
[21:24] Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you do it for you. You're going to
[21:26] Speaker 2: do the stand up? What's your topics?
[21:29] Speaker 4: What's going on today? Right here we go? Okay, you're ready?
[21:32] Speaker 4: Ready for me to stand up?
[21:34] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[21:35] Speaker 3: One of the great pickups. Christ Sure. Yeah, So we
[21:39] Speaker 3: just had to edit out quite a disturbing thing that
[21:42] Speaker 3: Matthew said into the disturbing.
[21:44] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[21:45] Speaker 3: We don't usually do too many edits. Sometimes we'll beat
[21:47] Speaker 3: but that one deserved an edit and just a little
[21:49] Speaker 3: stone talking to him.
[21:52] Speaker 2: He didn't he crack the ships?
[21:53] Speaker 3: No, he didn't crack the ships.
[21:55] Speaker 1: He's just we're all just squares.
[21:59] Speaker 5: Put that hat on and he thinks he's he thinks
[22:01] Speaker 5: he's Lean Gallagher, don't you Okay?
[22:03] Speaker 4: Jack?
[22:03] Speaker 2: Go mate?
[22:04] Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, what a great lead in.
[22:07] Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, this will be funny.
[22:09] Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've realized something about getting older. Your body
[22:12] Speaker 4: just doesn't break. It starts negotiating with you. Like I
[22:16] Speaker 4: woke up the other day and rolled out of bed
[22:17] Speaker 4: and my back was like, no, mate, we're doing We're
[22:20] Speaker 4: not doing that today. No injury, no gym session, just
[22:24] Speaker 4: slept aggressively. And the worst part, you can't have explained
[22:27] Speaker 4: it to people properly. How do you hurt yourself? Pillow?
[22:31] Speaker 4: At what age does a pillow become a weapon. That's
[22:33] Speaker 4: what I want to know.
[22:36] Speaker 5: Is that it not funny, but I can relate to it.
[22:39] Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, but it's it's Jack. It's an old person,
[22:43] Speaker 3: you know. I think we need to edit that. Yeah,
[22:49] Speaker 3: I know, yeah, leave it just so Jack. It just
[22:54] Speaker 3: humbles Chack just a little bit.
[22:56] Speaker 4: It WASBT like it. It's not like I wrote it
[22:59] Speaker 4: out now. You know what.
[23:00] Speaker 3: At least what you've done is you've set the bar
[23:02] Speaker 3: solo for Trish that it's got to be higher.
[23:05] Speaker 4: Magic Round and that's my mother's day.
[23:06] Speaker 3: Give we are Magic Round Next Saturday, the May sixteenth,
[23:09] Speaker 3: twelve to two pm at the Fanland Leisure Deck, Level seven,
[23:12] Speaker 3: at the Star Queen's Wharf in Brisbane. That's three entry guys,
[23:16] Speaker 3: I don't even know.
[23:16] Speaker 2: And the draws are open at eleven thirty.
[23:19] Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, So just get there, have a couple of schooners.
[23:21] Speaker 3: We'll be there.
[23:22] Speaker 4: We'll enjoy it.
[23:23] Speaker 2: To be fun.
[23:23] Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be good. And we've got a little competition
[23:25] Speaker 3: at the end, which I'll throw to as well. Daddy,
[23:27] Speaker 3: you it looks like you're preparing something.
[23:29] Speaker 2: What are you doing.
[23:30] Speaker 1: I'm just going to joke. So I've just tipped in there.
[23:33] Speaker 1: There's one here sarcastic family jokes. My wife is mad
[23:37] Speaker 1: that I have no sense of direction. So I packed
[23:39] Speaker 1: up my stuff and right.
[23:43] Speaker 4: So.
[23:46] Speaker 2: I packed up my stuff and what and right?
[23:49] Speaker 1: My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the
[23:52] Speaker 1: latest technology. So I haven't plucked these lots for.
[23:57] Speaker 2: That one.
[23:58] Speaker 1: I like, that's good. I wouldn't trade my siblings for
[24:04] Speaker 1: the world. I don't have anywhere to put it. None
[24:08] Speaker 1: of My brother is my partner in crime until we
[24:10] Speaker 1: got caught. Then he did it. My wife has a
[24:14] Speaker 1: hard time meeting. You can't stop talking long enough to
[24:17] Speaker 1: do the food. That's actually it wasn't a joke, okay,
[24:24] Speaker 1: so guys.
[24:25] Speaker 2: Maybe you should do the stand up next week.
[24:27] Speaker 1: Coming on the back of Tristan the stand up I've
[24:30] Speaker 1: done film Fame and Vinyl Blind Draft stand up male comedians?
[24:35] Speaker 1: What do female comedians next week? Ten? Stand up? Male comedians?
[24:39] Speaker 1: You're ready to go?
[24:40] Speaker 2: I don't know many anyway?
[24:41] Speaker 1: So true?
[24:42] Speaker 3: How many of you run through?
[24:43] Speaker 1: This is work ten?
[24:45] Speaker 3: So you've done two and where and us three are
[24:47] Speaker 3: going to put them in different positions? Out of under ten?
[24:50] Speaker 1: Yep, I'm named there's ten. I'm going to name them
[24:52] Speaker 1: one by one. You put them in one to ten.
[24:55] Speaker 3: I'll do the list for us.
[24:56] Speaker 1: Jack, you buy into this, Okay, he's buying in. Okay,
[25:01] Speaker 1: explain how it works.
[25:02] Speaker 2: I will.
[25:03] Speaker 5: Where we just did mind draft is he just gives
[25:06] Speaker 5: us ten comedians. We don't know who's on the list,
[25:10] Speaker 5: who's to come, and as he gives them, we've got
[25:12] Speaker 5: to place.
[25:14] Speaker 2: Them from ten to number one being the best.
[25:18] Speaker 3: Has everyone been drinking today? We all drunk?
[25:20] Speaker 2: I am not drinking.
[25:21] Speaker 1: I feel like I feel.
[25:23] Speaker 3: Like that's breaths making me drunk.
[25:25] Speaker 1: Now, this is a little bit of speed up stairs.
[25:28] Speaker 1: It's okay, okay, Number one, Jim Jeffries.
[25:32] Speaker 2: I never listened to him.
[25:34] Speaker 4: Just is it ten? Gees?
[25:36] Speaker 3: I probably pretty much.
[25:38] Speaker 4: International?
[25:39] Speaker 2: International?
[25:41] Speaker 4: Seven?
[25:42] Speaker 3: I was thinking six, Yeah, what do you think.
[25:44] Speaker 2: I think that midway? Five? Six?
[25:45] Speaker 1: Okay, we'll go six then, And of course he has
[25:47] Speaker 1: a link with Gary to date his mom.
[25:52] Speaker 3: No way, we haven't heard that.
[25:53] Speaker 1: Who thought? Okay, some of my personal favorites on here Mary's.
[26:00] Speaker 2: I've seen him live.
[26:01] Speaker 3: He's controversial, not a big soccer fan.
[26:07] Speaker 1: His mate, he is hilarious.
[26:10] Speaker 4: Just let's just go with you don't want him at four,
[26:14] Speaker 4: Marty Shoe Gold Maybe I don't know, maybe.
[26:17] Speaker 3: Like Jack's pretty wokay.
[26:19] Speaker 5: See, I know that he's going to probably say something
[26:21] Speaker 5: that I don't know, so I whack them at ten.
[26:23] Speaker 2: But whatever, we.
[26:24] Speaker 3: Well, let's meet.
[26:26] Speaker 4: I've never seen him.
[26:29] Speaker 3: He is pretty funny, hum on the radio.
[26:31] Speaker 1: Is awesome.
[26:32] Speaker 2: Five or seven?
[26:33] Speaker 3: Then I'm happy to put him at five because he's
[26:36] Speaker 3: amongst some bad stuff.
[26:37] Speaker 2: He said, you know, if you've got my future husband
[26:40] Speaker 2: on there.
[26:41] Speaker 3: Dthwaite, Dale Browman, now, Richard Price not the list.
[26:47] Speaker 1: And by the way I've done this a certain sort
[26:49] Speaker 1: of way. I could have went with guys like Richard
[26:53] Speaker 1: Pryor and and Rodney Dangerfield when I made more contemporary.
[26:57] Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld.
[27:00] Speaker 4: Dry, Yeah, it's not. I'll go I'll go four out
[27:03] Speaker 4: of respect. But he mark but I think other people haven't.
[27:05] Speaker 3: I'm going eight. He's funny in the TV show, but
[27:09] Speaker 3: stand up and he's.
[27:11] Speaker 2: Kind of he's just got attitude. He's just a bit stiff.
[27:14] Speaker 1: Okay.
[27:15] Speaker 2: Shane Gillis, Guys.
[27:19] Speaker 3: I'm happy put him at four.
[27:20] Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll go four.
[27:22] Speaker 1: I like Shane Gillis.
[27:22] Speaker 4: He's very very good.
[27:25] Speaker 3: American American, very good, does very good impressions.
[27:28] Speaker 4: You see if you get a chance to see him
[27:29] Speaker 4: do the SPS he hosted last year, I think it
[27:32] Speaker 4: was very funny.
[27:34] Speaker 1: Okay, and I believe they're trying to cancel him for
[27:37] Speaker 1: a while, and he doesn't get canceled these days anyway.
[27:40] Speaker 2: Chris Rock, I do like him. Would I go to
[27:45] Speaker 2: see him?
[27:45] Speaker 4: Know? I go seven?
[27:47] Speaker 2: Seven? I'm happy with Yeah.
[27:48] Speaker 3: Let's go seven.
[27:49] Speaker 4: Very funny. But but he's more so more PG.
[27:53] Speaker 3: I've got a Yeah, he's more of a family. He's
[27:55] Speaker 3: also the zebra in Madagascar.
[27:57] Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. So we've got Jim Jeffers six,
[27:59] Speaker 1: Jerry Simon all eight, Mary she Gold five, Chris Rock seven.
[28:02] Speaker 1: Shane gillis four. Okay, Bilburr, I like Bilbert. I love Bilburt.
[28:10] Speaker 4: He's also like Dryer, but he's also I'll go, oh, geez,
[28:15] Speaker 4: we've gone hard in the middle here.
[28:17] Speaker 3: Yeah, we've only got nine or three and everything else
[28:20] Speaker 3: is I'm happy to put him in three because he's
[28:21] Speaker 3: better than I. You don't know.
[28:23] Speaker 1: Any Okay, closer to home, and we've seen.
[28:30] Speaker 2: This guy, Trish, he is I'm excited.
[28:32] Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
[28:33] Speaker 2: I'm excited. I think I know who this is.
[28:34] Speaker 1: Lawrence Mooney.
[28:38] Speaker 5: I thought it was someone else on the same card
[28:40] Speaker 5: that he was believable.
[28:43] Speaker 3: Your future husband, who I'm happy.
[28:48] Speaker 1: Not. The list.
[28:52] Speaker 4: Always has that's so what Actually I can see it
[28:55] Speaker 4: considering who your husband is.
[28:57] Speaker 2: I really do you love the ms? Lawrence is very funny.
[29:05] Speaker 3: I'm happy to trust you and put him in too.
[29:06] Speaker 3: If he doesn't, if you don't think he.
[29:07] Speaker 2: Deserves definitely, definitely.
[29:12] Speaker 4: He's very funny.
[29:13] Speaker 2: It's very inappropriate. I want to speak Jack.
[29:18] Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly, that was very funny.
[29:22] Speaker 3: If Jack's on the list, I'm putting him at once.
[29:24] Speaker 3: Do you want him at nine? Then Jack, I'll go
[29:26] Speaker 3: I want to go.
[29:27] Speaker 4: No. I just feel like we've got like a Ricky
[29:28] Speaker 4: Gervaise and a couple of big dogs coming to finish,
[29:30] Speaker 4: just to screw with this.
[29:31] Speaker 2: That is true. I got how many?
[29:34] Speaker 1: No?
[29:35] Speaker 3: Okay?
[29:37] Speaker 1: When he played the nobilist lunch and a fellow one
[29:41] Speaker 1: at one of his jokes, I said, mate, that joke
[29:43] Speaker 1: I didn't find funny because that sort of joke applied
[29:46] Speaker 1: to someone in my family. And Lawrence's reply was, mate,
[29:50] Speaker 1: I don't know you don't know your family, so clearly
[29:52] Speaker 1: I don't give it. Really, he's very, very funny.
[29:56] Speaker 3: Just get to just go through it a little bit quicker, okay.
[30:02] Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, I like Dave Schappelle.
[30:05] Speaker 4: He's my two.
[30:06] Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Dave Chappelle.
[30:07] Speaker 4: He could be one too.
[30:08] Speaker 3: Actually two, I'm saving out for Ricky Gervas.
[30:12] Speaker 1: Who you got there?
[30:13] Speaker 3: Dave Sapelle too, number two.
[30:14] Speaker 1: Right, okay, So we got to left guys. Robin Williams, Oh,
[30:20] Speaker 1: I love you.
[30:20] Speaker 4: That's number one, number one for me.
[30:23] Speaker 3: I can't. I just can't in good faith have Ricky t.
[30:26] Speaker 2: I don't care, all right, and out of respect.
[30:28] Speaker 3: Might not Robin Goes number one, might respect Trish.
[30:31] Speaker 2: Just Robin, Robin Williams. I'm giving it.
[30:34] Speaker 1: Guys, what are we doing?
[30:35] Speaker 2: JA and I two out of three?
[30:37] Speaker 3: All right, I'm happy to go.
[30:38] Speaker 1: With the final. Ricky Gervas, Yeah, I knew you. Number
[30:47] Speaker 1: number ten?
[30:48] Speaker 2: Who did you put it to?
[30:49] Speaker 3: Dave Chappelle?
[30:50] Speaker 1: Because okay, let's run through, run through us.
[30:53] Speaker 3: Okay, Number ten was Ricky Gervais. Number nine, Lawrence Mooney eight,
[30:58] Speaker 3: sign Field, he could have been a lower, Chris Rock
[31:00] Speaker 3: number seven, Jim Jeffrey six, Marty she got five, Shane
[31:03] Speaker 3: Giller's four three, Bilbert two, Dave Chappelle one, Robin Williams.
[31:07] Speaker 3: When we originally agreed on this, we said it was
[31:09] Speaker 3: going to be five.
[31:10] Speaker 1: You did ten, thought because you flesh it out a
[31:13] Speaker 1: little bit?
[31:13] Speaker 4: Yeah, do you not flesh it out?
[31:15] Speaker 5: Jesus, I'm going to play New Boys because you put
[31:17] Speaker 5: a whole of that Bilbert Chappelle. Guys, I don't even know.
[31:22] Speaker 1: Who was who was too high? He was too low?
[31:24] Speaker 2: Just no at one, you know what, obviously too low
[31:29] Speaker 2: for me.
[31:30] Speaker 3: You know, it's in the past anyway, I don't really
[31:32] Speaker 3: want to bog down in it. It's all right, it's okay.
[31:34] Speaker 2: We're moving on now.
[31:35] Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. So all right,
[31:38] Speaker 3: I thought with Mother's Day coming up this week that
[31:40] Speaker 3: I could actually do a little bit of a Mother's
[31:42] Speaker 3: Day quiz, which I've seen, because everybody loves a woman
[31:44] Speaker 3: in their life, right, whether it be their spouse, the
[31:46] Speaker 3: mother of their kids, or their mother themselves, or their
[31:48] Speaker 3: grandmothers or their lover. Correct, and some people don't have
[31:51] Speaker 3: mothers to love as well. So this is for everyone.
[31:54] Speaker 3: I've picked my short I've picked sure, yeah, if you
[31:58] Speaker 3: want the fact, certainly. Yeah. Anyone else wanted to say
[32:02] Speaker 3: interrupt anything while I'm in the middle of talking, No,
[32:05] Speaker 3: I'm certainly not. I've picked my five favorite mothers or
[32:10] Speaker 3: women in the world, and I'm going to do who
[32:12] Speaker 3: am I and you guys have to guess who it is?
[32:13] Speaker 2: Can I just ask her? They all particularly hot?
[32:16] Speaker 3: No, No, they're not. Some of them have different reasons. Certainly, Okay,
[32:21] Speaker 3: So is it just a call him? Yeah? Just call
[32:24] Speaker 3: your name? I reckon, all right ready. I rose to
[32:27] Speaker 3: fame in Hollywood during the nineteen nineties and early two thousands.
[32:30] Speaker 3: One of my most iconic roles involved portraying a skilled
[32:34] Speaker 3: adventurer based on a video game character, Angelina. Certainly love
[32:40] Speaker 3: Angelina and a bit of a humanitarian, you know, I
[32:43] Speaker 3: mean she's adopted. Yeah, but she had out to Okay,
[32:46] Speaker 3: Trish once.
[32:47] Speaker 1: It's been nice of your life, Angelina.
[32:49] Speaker 3: Second one. I turned professional as a teenager and quickly
[32:53] Speaker 3: made an impact in my sport. My playing style is
[32:55] Speaker 3: known for its power, especially my serve.
[32:58] Speaker 1: Matt Williams correct, boom boom. Let's go back to my.
[33:06] Speaker 3: Mother of two she is okay. I lived in the
[33:10] Speaker 3: Middle East during the early Roman Empire. My story is sad.
[33:17] Speaker 3: Matt said his name was incorrect, that you're out. My
[33:21] Speaker 3: story essential to one of the world's largest religions. I
[33:24] Speaker 3: am associated with things. Yeah, Mother Mary correct, the mother
[33:29] Speaker 3: of Jesus Christ.
[33:30] Speaker 1: Glad said Mother Mary as opposed to Mary Magdalene.
[33:36] Speaker 3: Two and one okay. I was born in the Balkans
[33:40] Speaker 3: and felt a calling to religious life at a young age.
[33:43] Speaker 1: Matt.
[33:44] Speaker 3: Mother Teresa correct to all Jack, you are out and
[33:47] Speaker 3: we only have one she was born in Albania. Really, congratulations,
[33:51] Speaker 3: one to go, all right. I live in a fictional
[33:54] Speaker 3: American town that rarely seems to change over time. I
[33:58] Speaker 3: am part of a well known animated family with three children.
[34:02] Speaker 3: My personality is often portrayed as patient and morally grounded,
[34:05] Speaker 3: balancing others around me. I have a distinct physical feature, yes.
[34:10] Speaker 2: March Simpson.
[34:11] Speaker 1: Correct, Oh god, look at.
[34:14] Speaker 2: What Sobrietary has done to me. I have greater clarity
[34:18] Speaker 2: you do.
[34:19] Speaker 4: You just scared me.
[34:19] Speaker 3: It's just one of those things, right when you love
[34:21] Speaker 3: someone that they annoy you the most. If you love someone,
[34:25] Speaker 3: to set the free as quick as you can. Yeah.
[34:29] Speaker 1: I do a couple of shows. You did you see
[34:32] Speaker 1: Devils Product?
[34:33] Speaker 2: I did?
[34:34] Speaker 1: What do you think?
[34:35] Speaker 2: Disappointed?
[34:37] Speaker 4: Yeah?
[34:37] Speaker 1: It was just bland Emily Blunt for me.
[34:40] Speaker 2: Just oh I love Emily Blunt. I really like Emily
[34:43] Speaker 2: bl have the way of Meryl Street.
[34:45] Speaker 5: But it just it was just more the storyline that
[34:47] Speaker 5: was a bit bland. Yeah, like State Homed.
[34:50] Speaker 3: People just let me just cash in on franchises these
[34:52] Speaker 3: days guaranteed box office.
[34:54] Speaker 1: Results like of late in the last ten years, has
[34:57] Speaker 1: there been a really like Ghostbuster? The remake of Ghost
[35:02] Speaker 1: Pasters was just so bad?
[35:04] Speaker 2: Has that been done twice since the original?
[35:06] Speaker 1: There was Ghost Pasters one, two, and three, and then
[35:09] Speaker 1: they did a remake. It was so bad.
[35:11] Speaker 4: They've done a few now they've done three the last
[35:13] Speaker 4: four years.
[35:14] Speaker 1: There's something they do after a long period of time.
[35:16] Speaker 1: I dumb and dumber.
[35:17] Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, that was happy. Gilmore Too and.
[35:20] Speaker 1: Gilmore Too didn't quite cut it.
[35:22] Speaker 2: I mean really, Rocky was the only one that did
[35:24] Speaker 2: it well.
[35:25] Speaker 1: Godfather Too. Godfather Too was probably the best of the series.
[35:29] Speaker 1: What about like like, yeah, Righters of the Lost Arc
[35:33] Speaker 1: two was I've never seen it very good, did you?
[35:37] Speaker 4: Boys?
[35:38] Speaker 3: I don't really, I'm not to be giving out of
[35:39] Speaker 3: Jones man.
[35:41] Speaker 1: Yes, Empire Strikes Back, I mean that was better than
[35:44] Speaker 1: Star Wars. I mean some sequel.
[35:46] Speaker 4: It was Star Wars. You mean it's better than a
[35:48] Speaker 4: New Hope, which was episode four strikes Back episode.
[35:52] Speaker 1: Yeah, so that that's that's the thing about it. You
[35:54] Speaker 1: guys come along along the pre we went Star Wars
[35:58] Speaker 1: into Empire stri was the first one.
[36:01] Speaker 3: You get so emotional exactly. They were sure they were
[36:05] Speaker 3: tipping com don't run through some of these games.
[36:07] Speaker 2: So see, you did well last week.
[36:10] Speaker 5: Five out of the eight games, I got four, Matt,
[36:12] Speaker 5: you've got four, Jacko, you only got three. Cooper and
[36:15] Speaker 5: I leading on forty three apiece, Matt's trailing on forty
[36:20] Speaker 5: two and Jack on forty.
[36:22] Speaker 1: So we're going let's more let's cook and jack more thinking.
[36:27] Speaker 4: Let's drink and more thinking that.
[36:30] Speaker 2: Islphins, Bulldogs. I'm going for the.
[36:31] Speaker 3: Dolphins, Dolphins and Bulldogs. Yeah, I'm going to go Dolphins
[36:36] Speaker 3: as well.
[36:37] Speaker 1: I'm going Bulldogs, Bulldogs gotta win out of pressure? Yeap
[36:41] Speaker 1: open Bulldogs.
[36:42] Speaker 2: What are you, jacko?
[36:44] Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go Matthew' gonna go Doggies as well. Oh,
[36:46] Speaker 4: actually know they've got a couple of injuries to Dolphins.
[36:48] Speaker 2: Dolphins. Okay, next one Roosters and Titans. I think they're
[36:52] Speaker 2: playing at Gosford, aren't they?
[36:53] Speaker 1: They are Gosford?
[36:55] Speaker 3: Do we have to do? We have? Are you going
[36:58] Speaker 3: on Friday nights?
[36:59] Speaker 2: Isn't it?
[37:00] Speaker 1: Yeah? Friday six pm. Look, I'd like to go as
[37:03] Speaker 1: trust testimony to even when you boys played, anyone played.
[37:08] Speaker 1: When I have a real investment in the game, I'm
[37:10] Speaker 1: not a good person around.
[37:12] Speaker 2: You're absolutely not.
[37:14] Speaker 3: I do you agree? Yes? Stay home sometimes And.
[37:16] Speaker 5: If you're not an investment in any things, it's still
[37:20] Speaker 5: not a very nice basketball.
[37:21] Speaker 4: So who you tipping? And maybe English?
[37:23] Speaker 1: Next I'll go Titans, Tity Titans.
[37:27] Speaker 3: Are you going to Jack?
[37:27] Speaker 2: Of course?
[37:28] Speaker 4: Yeah? Titans?
[37:30] Speaker 3: Do I take an easy point here?
[37:33] Speaker 6: Really?
[37:35] Speaker 1: Trash.
[37:36] Speaker 3: What are you talking about? They haven't whatever.
[37:39] Speaker 2: He's been some team changes. We've got Sane Harrison in
[37:42] Speaker 2: this week.
[37:43] Speaker 3: We've like she's the head coach.
[37:47] Speaker 1: Couple of daboos, true to Josh. So we need to
[37:51] Speaker 1: know where this and.
[37:54] Speaker 3: Next game?
[37:55] Speaker 2: You're Titans, Yes, Glad, Okay, Cowboys in the Eels.
[37:58] Speaker 1: I'm going for the carlsh Do you know what true?
[38:04] Speaker 1: Every single time you fall in love with the Cowboys,
[38:06] Speaker 1: they came up with a really bad result. I'm going
[38:09] Speaker 1: to go for a major upset and go to the Eels.
[38:11] Speaker 2: Okay, knock yourself out.
[38:13] Speaker 4: I'm thinking Cowboys. I think the Eels are just too
[38:15] Speaker 4: decimated at the moment.
[38:16] Speaker 3: Nice, I'm going to go Cowboys.
[38:18] Speaker 2: Okay.
[38:19] Speaker 5: And Dragon's Nights, I've got to go the Knights. They
[38:21] Speaker 5: put on quite the performances.
[38:22] Speaker 1: They were superb. And Dylan Lucas.
[38:28] Speaker 3: Just say who you're going for.
[38:29] Speaker 1: I just want to say Dylan Lucas, Jackson Delan Lucas.
[38:32] Speaker 1: I reckon he's on the precipice of origin selection. He's
[38:35] Speaker 1: a musk.
[38:38] Speaker 3: I just want to you know what you don't need
[38:40] Speaker 3: when we throw your game though, we're just tipping you
[38:42] Speaker 3: don't need to go into like a long winded story.
[38:45] Speaker 1: You have one of the finest minds in Rabbit League
[38:47] Speaker 1: history here and you don't delve any deeper.
[38:49] Speaker 3: Than when you're drinking.
[38:51] Speaker 4: She's sitting on your left pal.
[38:52] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in the Knights.
[38:54] Speaker 4: Knights as well.
[38:56] Speaker 2: Okay, rabbit Os and the Sharky's. I'm going Rabbits Tough one.
[38:59] Speaker 4: Is it half game?
[39:00] Speaker 1: Actually, I'll go rab Yeah.
[39:03] Speaker 3: Nice, I'm going to go to Sharks. I was out
[39:05] Speaker 3: of their game on the weekend. I thought they were good.
[39:07] Speaker 4: I think it's one of Campbell Graham's milestone games. So
[39:11] Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with South Sydney for the win.
[39:13] Speaker 1: This trail and boost made. Have you ever seen the.
[39:16] Speaker 3: Like Beasts say his golfing game at the moment, I've
[39:19] Speaker 3: been watching his YouTube really, oh man, he is golf
[39:22] Speaker 3: his next level golf made.
[39:24] Speaker 1: Have a lookout he is. We do this magic ground
[39:27] Speaker 1: promo myself and names on a road trip. La Trell's involved.
[39:31] Speaker 1: Look out for it could be the finest work we've
[39:34] Speaker 1: done as far as promos.
[39:36] Speaker 4: On your show Sunday this week.
[39:40] Speaker 2: Okay, Seagulls Bronx, I'm going to Seeagulls. I think they
[39:42] Speaker 2: can do it this week.
[39:43] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[39:43] Speaker 3: I'm with the Eagles as well.
[39:45] Speaker 4: Eagle Rock.
[39:46] Speaker 1: Yeah, Broncos find it very hard to win at four points.
[39:48] Speaker 2: I'll go mainly good enough to everybody, Storm and the Tigers.
[39:53] Speaker 2: I think the Storm are finally ready.
[39:56] Speaker 3: You know what I'm with you. It's family around down
[39:58] Speaker 3: there this week, so you know, King Cockhead, pig Grant,
[40:01] Speaker 3: Harry's dad, he'll be down there.
[40:03] Speaker 1: Just one of the great days when we caught up
[40:06] Speaker 1: with Harry and his uncle and Artie, Harry's mom and
[40:10] Speaker 1: dad for grandfather, and Harry's Harry's dad and Harry's uncle,
[40:15] Speaker 1: I mean, their brothers. All I did was like, I
[40:18] Speaker 1: remember they're going do you want to have a big cockheed? Yeah, Cockheed?
[40:21] Speaker 1: What do you drinking? Cocked? I'll have that cockad Pine Oral,
[40:24] Speaker 1: schooner cockid, I'll just have a schooner cockhead.
[40:26] Speaker 3: It was just like it really is. I thought his
[40:29] Speaker 3: name saved under my phone and he texted me just
[40:31] Speaker 3: comes out kog.
[40:32] Speaker 2: So Matthew, who are you picking? Oh God, oh Storm
[40:37] Speaker 2: okay and Jacko.
[40:38] Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going Storm this week as well. I've seen
[40:40] Speaker 4: the Tigers big loss last week. I don't know if
[40:42] Speaker 4: there comes one on that one.
[40:43] Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, and the finest, the final game raid is
[40:48] Speaker 5: the Panthers.
[40:48] Speaker 2: I'm going for Penrith Penrith.
[40:52] Speaker 1: Ninety one Grand Final route and I'll get Panthers.
[40:55] Speaker 4: Panthers as well. What do you love?
[40:58] Speaker 3: Every time? I said halfway through, let's just just give
[41:02] Speaker 3: us an answer.
[41:02] Speaker 1: You're just looking at one then just going please more.
[41:07] Speaker 3: They are, Hey, can we shout out? I caught up
[41:09] Speaker 3: with it while we're on Piggy Grand and that got
[41:13] Speaker 3: it with camraon Monster earlier in the week. He was
[41:15] Speaker 3: up doing some media work. I just want to just look,
[41:18] Speaker 3: you know, they're under the pump at the moment. They've
[41:20] Speaker 3: lost seven in a row. But wanted to shout out
[41:22] Speaker 3: here man Harry just a little just a little good
[41:24] Speaker 3: publicity for him because they both went up to Rockampton,
[41:28] Speaker 3: both from Harry's from Yourpoon Monsters from Rockampton. But they
[41:31] Speaker 3: just redid the Brown Park where the Capras play up there,
[41:34] Speaker 3: their big stadium. They're doing doing some reinos on stuff
[41:37] Speaker 3: because the Olympics is going to be in Brisbane, they're
[41:39] Speaker 3: going to do some stuff. I think they're doing the
[41:40] Speaker 3: rowing out of Rockampton, but tough back up after those boys.
[41:44] Speaker 3: They sat out there, played footy on the field at
[41:46] Speaker 3: halftime with a bunch of kids after seven in a
[41:49] Speaker 3: row under the pope. A lot of bad press about
[41:52] Speaker 3: him at the moment. You know they're going after him
[41:53] Speaker 3: and whatnot. But just thought it was good for the
[41:55] Speaker 3: boys to get up there.
[41:56] Speaker 1: So you're putting on me talking about one Raiders and
[42:00] Speaker 1: Panthers and you get to do an ad for your
[42:02] Speaker 1: two mates. We'll let me how much were they paid? Mate?
[42:05] Speaker 3: Hey, good point. I don't know if they were getting paid.
[42:10] Speaker 3: If they were getting paid, and we'll take that out.
[42:12] Speaker 1: Oh no, they are tremendous human beings.
[42:15] Speaker 3: Because you know what it's like, Dad and Jack and Trish.
[42:18] Speaker 3: You know what it's like as well, because you've lived
[42:19] Speaker 3: with all of us. When you're under the pump, you
[42:22] Speaker 3: don't want to leave the house.
[42:23] Speaker 1: You know.
[42:24] Speaker 3: It takes a lot for league players and sporting players
[42:26] Speaker 3: in general to get out and actually do stuff in
[42:28] Speaker 3: the community when it shit's not gone. Well, you know
[42:31] Speaker 3: what I mean for sac to me, honestly, you were
[42:34] Speaker 3: just driving.
[42:36] Speaker 1: Come on, man, let's do it. Please, don't.
[42:39] Speaker 3: They're too sore.
[42:40] Speaker 1: You're just let them put them in your mouth.
[42:42] Speaker 3: No, oh Dad.
[42:45] Speaker 4: You.
[42:46] Speaker 2: Okay? Do you have something to announce Cooper?
[42:49] Speaker 1: Oh?
[42:49] Speaker 3: Yes, So what we're going to just a little call
[42:50] Speaker 3: to action for We've got two booths at the live
[42:53] Speaker 3: show next week.
[42:54] Speaker 2: It made for four people each.
[42:56] Speaker 3: Yep, four people each vip ruts. What we're going to
[42:59] Speaker 3: do is because Mother's Day this week, we just wanted
[43:01] Speaker 3: to do something a little bit of fun. Write your mother, Yeah,
[43:04] Speaker 3: whether it's your part of the woman in your life,
[43:06] Speaker 3: write them a letter and a letter or a card,
[43:09] Speaker 3: a card and take a picture of it. The funniest
[43:11] Speaker 3: one wins, So send it to our backstage Cooper, Matti
[43:14] Speaker 3: John's Instagram, and we're going to go through a little
[43:16] Speaker 3: bit of piss, take a little bit of fun in there,
[43:18] Speaker 3: something that's going to make us laugh. And we're giving
[43:20] Speaker 3: away two VP booths to it.
[43:22] Speaker 2: So that and that includes food and beverage.
[43:24] Speaker 3: Certainly does help to ours.
[43:29] Speaker 1: Time.
[43:30] Speaker 2: So and we want our listeners. You know, I'm going
[43:34] Speaker 2: to give back to the listeners certainly.
[43:36] Speaker 5: Do I remember my funniest card from you, Coops? He was, Yeah, Mum,
[43:40] Speaker 5: have your Mother's Day and you've been a good mum.
[43:44] Speaker 5: I guess and so cheers for that's hilarious.
[43:48] Speaker 2: You were literally about nine.
[43:50] Speaker 3: Yeah, I just wouldn't I wouldn't know want to said
[43:53] Speaker 3: to you, you have fun today. I love I loved it.
[43:59] Speaker 3: You would have had a time.
[44:00] Speaker 1: Because what happened pull the curtain back. We had a
[44:03] Speaker 1: guest who will appear soon who.
[44:05] Speaker 3: It is, and he brought it.
[44:07] Speaker 1: He brought me as a bit of a thank you,
[44:10] Speaker 1: a bottle of Cabinet seven yon. I don't normally drink blends,
[44:15] Speaker 1: but I made sense, and then to not be rude,
[44:18] Speaker 1: I had a glass while we're doing the podcast, and
[44:21] Speaker 1: then it was so delicious that one went into two
[44:24] Speaker 1: and two to three, and then that was gone, and
[44:27] Speaker 1: then I got another bottle, so.
[44:29] Speaker 4: Hang on a sec. But he didn't have one either,
[44:31] Speaker 4: So you just sat there and just drank by yourself.
[44:33] Speaker 1: Yea, what I mean?
[44:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, No one else, no one else in the party
[44:37] Speaker 3: had to drink. Just Dad was drinking it. And then
[44:39] Speaker 3: by the end of the potty and he was on
[44:41] Speaker 3: his fourth class and I was like, and there was
[44:43] Speaker 3: no like he just I watched the last drop come
[44:46] Speaker 3: out of the Cabinet seven Young, which was a nice
[44:48] Speaker 3: Cabina seven year, although it was a little late twenty
[44:51] Speaker 3: twenty two. I think it was he got it from
[44:52] Speaker 3: so it was I hadn't been aging for very long,
[44:55] Speaker 3: but then we had about half an hour layover into
[44:58] Speaker 3: this and Dad's had another one clearly as well. So
[45:01] Speaker 3: to anyone that hasn't been able to understand that today,
[45:03] Speaker 3: that's just why.
[45:04] Speaker 2: Good luck that you guys are going to dinner with him.
[45:06] Speaker 2: I'm going to bed.
[45:06] Speaker 1: I think that was a pretty good form.
[45:08] Speaker 5: I think you're all right, Well you read them last week,
[45:10] Speaker 5: So if people have a great weekend, love to your
[45:11] Speaker 5: mums or mums

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