# Matty's Flashback Pick: It's So Weird...But It's So Funny

An episode of [Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1729949087), 8 Jan 2026, 1 h 03 min.

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Matty's Favourite pick from our Archives in 2022 - Get Ready for this one. “This week brings us dating apps and catfishing, Swiss army dildos and sauna etiquette, plus get your rotten potatoes ready, the stand up challenge begins.” Subscribe, Watch, and Follow Catch the full episode on YouTube and stay updated by following us on social media: Linktree: Backstage with Cooper & Matty Contact Us For any enquiries, email us at: contact@johnsmedia.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Matthew twenty twenty six, and what a holiday period it's been.
[0:03] Speaker 1: We're back next week. Fully, I want to give people
[0:06] Speaker 1: a little teas though. Now, how haw's your holiday period been.
[0:08] Speaker 2: It's been fantastic? Excite?
[0:10] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, are you drinking?
[0:13] Speaker 2: Yeah? Well it's holiday's brother.
[0:15] Speaker 1: It's true, but it is eight in the morning.
[0:18] Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I was actually, you know,
[0:20] Speaker 2: you know what, the holiday spirit just get carried away.
[0:22] Speaker 2: I was actually Trush caught me drinking at the bath
[0:24] Speaker 2: last night.
[0:26] Speaker 1: What the water?
[0:29] Speaker 3: Do you know?
[0:29] Speaker 1: It is weird though, that holiday period you forget, like
[0:32] Speaker 1: from Christmas because there was a midweek Christmas and midwek
[0:35] Speaker 1: New Year's and you think, oh, what a good Saturday
[0:38] Speaker 1: that was. But then two days later it's Saturday and
[0:40] Speaker 1: you feel like.
[0:40] Speaker 2: You've got to drink again, feel like you've got to
[0:42] Speaker 2: go again. Yeah, but that's what it's called the festive.
[0:45] Speaker 2: That's what's the festive seeds, and it's fun. It's Festivus
[0:48] Speaker 2: for the rest of USh, festivities, fun and frivolity. I'll
[0:54] Speaker 2: drink that side of what's coming twenty twenty six. It's
[0:56] Speaker 2: going to be a boom year.
[0:57] Speaker 1: Certainly is we'll enjoy this episode some of our good
[1:01] Speaker 1: stuff from the past, and we're back next.
[1:04] Speaker 2: Week and welcome to the John's Family Podcast. For this week,
[1:08] Speaker 2: plenty going on. Trusha is going to make her debut
[1:11] Speaker 2: as a stand up comedian. Well, we've got things like
[1:14] Speaker 2: my nightmare trip to Newcastle. Seriously, people, it's a warning
[1:20] Speaker 2: for you all talking about getting naked in saunas. Stuff
[1:24] Speaker 2: like that. Lots of good stuff, mate, And the theme
[1:28] Speaker 2: this week, which I really enjoyed doing, is the year
[1:31] Speaker 2: nineteen eighty six. Cooper John's, Jack Johns, Patricia Johns, welcome
[1:37] Speaker 2: you all.
[1:37] Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Good to be here, good to
[1:39] Speaker 1: be good to be live again, it is.
[1:41] Speaker 4: It's nice having you. And we've been recorded.
[1:45] Speaker 2: Being recorded because a as we said going forward, promised
[1:48] Speaker 2: we're going to We're going to be filmed set, so
[1:49] Speaker 2: they we're doing a trial run, which is why triushas
[1:52] Speaker 2: wearing makeup. I yes, as I said, I'm.
[1:56] Speaker 4: Not doing think about the wrinkles back on.
[1:59] Speaker 2: Need I like the rough and ready. Look here you are.
[2:03] Speaker 3: Jack John's good, Matthew, I'm good. Just come back from
[2:07] Speaker 3: a long trip from Canberra yesterday and I've relaxed clean
[2:11] Speaker 3: the apartmenter done some washing. I'm growing up man.
[2:16] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
[2:17] Speaker 1: That's good about time.
[2:18] Speaker 2: Yeah with the Knights, they were in front there for
[2:21] Speaker 2: a second, but well run run down on the post.
[2:26] Speaker 2: It's consistent. Now, good people, As as I introduce you all,
[2:31] Speaker 2: if you were a dating app Jack John's, which would
[2:33] Speaker 2: you be?
[2:35] Speaker 3: I went with Bumble Copper. It's a it's a made
[2:39] Speaker 3: for women by women. They have a zero tolerance policy.
[2:44] Speaker 3: I quite like this. I've seen some Tinder situations go
[2:48] Speaker 3: very south, very quickly. It's always good to have have
[2:51] Speaker 3: a lockdown protocol. So I've gone with Bumble is there? Jack?
[2:56] Speaker 2: Can I just ask you a question to you and
[2:58] Speaker 2: cooper it with dating app? Right up? Now, let's let's
[3:02] Speaker 2: pretend Trish goes bang and hits on a dating app
[3:05] Speaker 2: and turns up at say the Monavol Hotel to catch
[3:08] Speaker 2: up with a guy, and you look Trish and he
[3:10] Speaker 2: doesn't look anything.
[3:11] Speaker 5: Like which happens often.
[3:13] Speaker 1: Yes, that's known as catfish.
[3:15] Speaker 2: What you just go missing?
[3:17] Speaker 1: No? No, no, it's known as a catfish. So if
[3:18] Speaker 1: I put photos up of say big m Mattie John's
[3:22] Speaker 1: on my profile, so girl, yeah, and they can well,
[3:25] Speaker 1: although they'd probably be more excited to be with me.
[3:28] Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure they would.
[3:29] Speaker 1: I'm known as catfish because I don't look at my photos,
[3:32] Speaker 1: which it happens a lot. They can't know anything, does it.
[3:35] Speaker 5: Have they picked a picture up from twenty years ago?
[3:38] Speaker 1: Yeah, also a little dishonest, same thing as Catfish.
[3:41] Speaker 2: I had a mate who on his Tinder profile put
[3:44] Speaker 2: a photo of himself up from when he used to
[3:46] Speaker 2: be executive producer on a TV show in the nineteen eighties.
[3:49] Speaker 2: I said, mate, I.
[3:50] Speaker 6: Know exactly, yes, yes, yes.
[3:54] Speaker 2: Good show, the midday Show. Now what are you Cooba John's.
[3:58] Speaker 1: I had our Tinder because it used to be cool
[4:01] Speaker 1: when dating apps first sort of come out when we
[4:03] Speaker 1: were young. But now the only people you'll find on
[4:06] Speaker 1: it is desperates and a lot of.
[4:08] Speaker 2: Old people, really old people on Tender old.
[4:11] Speaker 1: People disguising themselves as young people.
[4:14] Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, yeah, you used to see that
[4:16] Speaker 2: with brands, like people in the eighties went Mad and
[4:19] Speaker 2: the early nineties for Nike, and then for while they're young,
[4:22] Speaker 2: people wouldn't wear Nikes because they're basically their parents were
[4:26] Speaker 2: wear in them all the time. Things discussed.
[4:27] Speaker 5: That's why I don't do Facebook. Really old people use it.
[4:33] Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, mine's a little bit long winded, but bear
[4:38] Speaker 4: with me. Mine is a plenty of fish because a
[4:41] Speaker 4: friend of mine actually sent me the following profile of
[4:44] Speaker 4: a fellow that really tickled my fancy that I'd like
[4:46] Speaker 4: to share with you all. Okay, So within his profile
[4:49] Speaker 4: he goes experts dictate that I should write something really
[4:52] Speaker 4: interesting that makes me look like I do things that
[4:55] Speaker 4: are really fun and exciting and romantic. For instance, sun
[4:59] Speaker 4: serve like the wind of my hair. However, I'm bored,
[5:02] Speaker 4: I can't swim, and I suffer badly from skin cancers.
[5:07] Speaker 4: They say you should mention things like fine dining and
[5:10] Speaker 4: grape wine, but I'm in a strict diet, being morbidly obese,
[5:14] Speaker 4: and are recovering alcoholic.
[5:16] Speaker 6: Yes, yes, you should.
[5:17] Speaker 4: Say things like I love going to the cinema and
[5:19] Speaker 4: watching the movies. However, I suffer from a merculate degeneration
[5:23] Speaker 4: and I'm deaf in one here, so I cart here
[5:27] Speaker 4: from the other one?
[5:28] Speaker 1: Is this all one profile?
[5:29] Speaker 5: Yeah, this is this guy's profile. She actually showed it
[5:32] Speaker 5: to me on the weekend.
[5:33] Speaker 4: So then he goes on to say, if you're looking
[5:34] Speaker 4: for someone with personality, then you're in luck.
[5:36] Speaker 2: I have many I have many friends.
[5:41] Speaker 4: I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge and very
[5:44] Speaker 4: fluent in sarcasm.
[5:47] Speaker 5: Not into one night stands. I'm into many nightstands.
[5:51] Speaker 4: You picked your best photo for POF and so did I.
[5:55] Speaker 4: Let's meet up and be mutually disappointed. How could you
[5:58] Speaker 4: not like him?
[6:00] Speaker 2: Phil Bailey?
[6:00] Speaker 5: He's a night supporter.
[6:01] Speaker 1: That's all.
[6:02] Speaker 6: I can give you good.
[6:03] Speaker 2: Stuff, good stuff you might get a start with. Am
[6:06] Speaker 2: I here put a bit of beef into the pack.
[6:11] Speaker 2: I've got Puppy Lovers who are a sponsor of s
[6:15] Speaker 2: and radio show.
[6:16] Speaker 6: It's for dating.
[6:17] Speaker 2: It's a it's a hookup for people who love dogs.
[6:20] Speaker 2: So it's basically dating, but doggie style. Now, guys, see, Trish,
[6:27] Speaker 2: that's a lesson. You know you can.
[6:29] Speaker 5: Just you do you an altimate?
[6:34] Speaker 1: Is Poppy Lovers old or new?
[6:36] Speaker 2: That's new?
[6:36] Speaker 1: Okay? Your one sounded old? What was that?
[6:39] Speaker 2: Fish? Never heard of fish?
[6:41] Speaker 5: And plenty of fish?
[6:42] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm confused his Puppy Lovers? Is that like a
[6:46] Speaker 3: dog dating service?
[6:47] Speaker 4: No, it's a dating service for people with dogs and
[6:50] Speaker 4: who love dogs, which I think is a really important thing.
[6:52] Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's been people who remember of our family
[6:55] Speaker 2: who went out with girls, one girl in particular who
[6:59] Speaker 2: hated animals and her and hated you kids too, and
[7:03] Speaker 2: hated me with an absolute passion. Didn't worry. It was mutual. Okay. Now, guys,
[7:10] Speaker 2: choose the steed up routine, which is coming a little like,
[7:13] Speaker 2: can you just explain to us the nature of this competition?
[7:17] Speaker 4: Okay, it's a challenge amongst the family. Each of us
[7:20] Speaker 4: are required every two weeks, just for one turn each
[7:25] Speaker 4: to do a sixty to ninety second stand up routine
[7:29] Speaker 4: that you have to write yourself, research, rite, and present yourself.
[7:32] Speaker 2: You've really worked out on this three weeks so hard.
[7:35] Speaker 4: And one of my lovely Instagram friends, listening to me
[7:39] Speaker 4: the other week when I keep referring to rotten tomatoes
[7:42] Speaker 4: as rotten potatoes, suggested that we should do our own
[7:45] Speaker 4: rotten potatoes rating on each of them. So on our
[7:50] Speaker 4: each of our social media. Maybe the Monday, because some
[7:53] Speaker 4: people don't listen to our podcast till over the weekend
[7:55] Speaker 4: or even early the following week, we'll put up a
[7:58] Speaker 4: thing where there's a all I don't know what the
[8:01] Speaker 4: limitations are with it, so we might do a year, No,
[8:05] Speaker 4: so that we get a rotten potatoes rating.
[8:08] Speaker 2: Was at the scene up routine you just did? Then? Okay,
[8:13] Speaker 2: nine to eighty six the year God Trish brings is
[8:16] Speaker 2: Remember the Blue Light discos? Got out of the Blue
[8:17] Speaker 2: Light discos. We're talking to me.
[8:19] Speaker 5: Spoke about that a few weeks, Yeah, we're.
[8:20] Speaker 2: Talking about it. No one danced the Blue Light Disco.
[8:23] Speaker 2: Everyone just walked in in clockwise direction like a whirlpool,
[8:27] Speaker 2: and anyone who started to dance, people would drag them
[8:29] Speaker 2: out and beat them up. Told me the other day
[8:30] Speaker 2: I got beaten up by two older guys. I was
[8:32] Speaker 2: in the Midnight All shirt and unfortunately there and Phil
[8:34] Speaker 2: Colin's shirts.
[8:36] Speaker 3: It's that doesn't sound right?
[8:40] Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought the other week when you told that
[8:41] Speaker 5: story it.
[8:42] Speaker 6: Was the reverse.
[8:42] Speaker 2: No, it was. They went up and said what's that shirt?
[8:44] Speaker 2: And I had a US Forces ten to one shirt
[8:48] Speaker 2: which was big at the time. Mid Not Oil and
[8:50] Speaker 2: I went to mid Not Oil and they said we
[8:51] Speaker 2: hate mid Not Oil and they had Genesis shirts on
[8:53] Speaker 2: and they proceeded to take me out and give me
[8:55] Speaker 2: a bit of a beat up. It's a low point
[8:57] Speaker 2: in your life and you get beat up by Phil Collins. Fen.
[9:00] Speaker 3: Yeah, especially if you're a midnight oil fan. Peter Garrett
[9:03] Speaker 3: would be filthy with me.
[9:04] Speaker 2: He would absolutely, you.
[9:06] Speaker 4: Know when you talk about midnight Oil and US forces.
[9:09] Speaker 4: What came to my mind immediately was watching Wayne Pearce
[9:14] Speaker 4: and his band. I'm quite sure what they're talking. Remember
[9:17] Speaker 4: we were down at the Cholori Beaches Club and he
[9:20] Speaker 4: just call me.
[9:21] Speaker 2: It was very good.
[9:21] Speaker 5: He was so good.
[9:22] Speaker 1: Yeah, they have midnight Oil cover band.
[9:24] Speaker 2: No, no, he just does.
[9:26] Speaker 1: He just eighteen.
[9:27] Speaker 5: But he pulled it.
[9:28] Speaker 4: He put on a ball cap specifically for that and
[9:31] Speaker 4: danced like Peter Garrett.
[9:33] Speaker 5: You know what, Matt, What.
[9:35] Speaker 4: You failed to mention to people was the reason that
[9:37] Speaker 4: we chose nineteen eighty six for this week was.
[9:39] Speaker 5: That Top Gone was the nineteen with the number.
[9:43] Speaker 6: Stop took Good Stop the.
[9:46] Speaker 4: Number one movie back in nineteen eighty six, and now
[9:49] Speaker 4: Top Gun Maverick is here in twenty twenty two, and
[9:53] Speaker 4: Kate Bush's running up that hill is number one at
[9:56] Speaker 4: the moment. Although when I dug a little deeper, it
[10:00] Speaker 4: actually came out in nineteen eighty five.
[10:03] Speaker 2: Trish, Trish numbers, Trish do can I just can make
[10:07] Speaker 2: suggestions to you when it comes to podcasting that just
[10:09] Speaker 2: don't worry about the tiny little specifics. If you're going
[10:12] Speaker 2: to go with Kate Bush, just go with Kate Bush.
[10:14] Speaker 2: Don't worry the fact that it's missed by a month
[10:16] Speaker 2: or two.
[10:16] Speaker 4: Okay, Well, we're running in parallel universes and they're both okay, right.
[10:21] Speaker 2: Let's move on to what is the best comedy of
[10:24] Speaker 2: nine eighty six? Jack John's mate.
[10:26] Speaker 3: I've gone with First Bueller's Day Off.
[10:29] Speaker 2: I think that is.
[10:31] Speaker 3: I think that's one of the best movies ever, let
[10:34] Speaker 3: alone just that year. What was the actors names?
[10:38] Speaker 2: Actually that's Threw Broderick.
[10:39] Speaker 1: Yeah, what was he? Was he anything else?
[10:43] Speaker 2: I've done lots of babies in the eighties.
[10:44] Speaker 3: Yeah, Godzilla, Godzilla nineteen ninety nine one.
[10:48] Speaker 2: I think he had a very did he have a
[10:50] Speaker 2: very bad car accident?
[10:51] Speaker 4: I believe he's married to Sarah Jessica Parker. Her career
[10:57] Speaker 4: was so projecting. Yeah, that's what he's married to.
[11:00] Speaker 7: And still Sex and the City because in that movie
[11:05] Speaker 7: there was Alan Ruck who was his best made in it,
[11:07] Speaker 7: and also Jennifer Gray from Dirty Dancing as well.
[11:11] Speaker 4: You know they're redoing Dirty Dancing Shocked seems so shocked
[11:15] Speaker 4: by that.
[11:15] Speaker 2: Mate. I just I think it's a mistake doing redoing
[11:20] Speaker 2: Doty dancing. I think it's a real mistake.
[11:22] Speaker 1: All just for Patrick Swat, I agree with you, you know,
[11:27] Speaker 1: talking about Sarah Jessica Parker. I was watching Ricky Gervais
[11:31] Speaker 1: one of his Golden Globes intros the other day, and
[11:34] Speaker 1: one of his initial jokes was, he goes, you know,
[11:37] Speaker 1: he was talking about the Award for Special Effects. He goes,
[11:40] Speaker 1: I can't believe that the Golden Globe didn't go to
[11:43] Speaker 1: the team that airbrushed The Sex and the City because
[11:47] Speaker 1: when their most modern movie came out, and he's like, ladies,
[11:49] Speaker 1: we know how old you are. I don't need to
[11:51] Speaker 1: try to lie about that.
[11:53] Speaker 2: Oh God, he's good. God Rotten Tomatoes on on Ferris Buela's.
[12:01] Speaker 3: Day Off, it's I think it's it's high eighties.
[12:05] Speaker 2: Eighty one percent. Actually not that one. Roger Ibber the
[12:09] Speaker 2: critics critic. He gave it three out of four stars,
[12:12] Speaker 2: cost five me and made seventy million.
[12:15] Speaker 1: Cob John's I actually went with another classic, The Three Amigos. Wow, Yeah,
[12:21] Speaker 1: Chevy Chase, who are the other two? Inner?
[12:23] Speaker 6: Martin Short and Steve Steve Martin.
[12:27] Speaker 1: Yeah right, and you know the what's the the handshake
[12:31] Speaker 1: they used to go, Yeah, that one Joshadow Carr and
[12:35] Speaker 1: our strength and conditioner Dan de Pascual, they used to
[12:38] Speaker 1: have that. They used to have that handshake. So they
[12:40] Speaker 1: go cross cross and then they thrust into each other
[12:43] Speaker 1: before every gym session.
[12:44] Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about that, just say
[12:47] Speaker 2: just quickly on the Fox. God, God damn it. What
[12:50] Speaker 2: they they had to pick him for the state of origin,
[12:54] Speaker 2: for the personality, but also made the last two weeks
[12:56] Speaker 2: after they just won't be missing out the first time made.
[12:58] Speaker 2: He's been on fire back career best form anyway, that's
[13:01] Speaker 2: my wins.
[13:02] Speaker 1: It's three amigos, forty five percent rotten tomatoes, are you
[13:05] Speaker 1: kidding me? Six point five out of ten out on
[13:08] Speaker 1: IMDb and made thirty nine million in the box office.
[13:13] Speaker 2: Right, Steve Martin and Martin short their best mates, and
[13:15] Speaker 2: they do They do tours together right across America. I
[13:19] Speaker 2: think different ones speaking speakings here they are speaking gigs,
[13:22] Speaker 2: stand up comedy routines. It's no they get up and
[13:25] Speaker 2: they sort of talk through their careers together.
[13:27] Speaker 4: It's good with comedy, Okay, I went Crocodile Dundee, of course, can.
[13:33] Speaker 5: You miss that?
[13:33] Speaker 4: Like that was the greatest Australian comedy apart from Castle
[13:37] Speaker 4: or On.
[13:38] Speaker 2: Actually I think it's the greatest Australian movie a certainly
[13:42] Speaker 2: as far as gross.
[13:43] Speaker 4: Takings, well it on Rotten Potatoes got eighty nine percent,
[13:49] Speaker 4: so I mean that's pretty high by any standards. And
[13:52] Speaker 4: in the US it made one hundred and sixty nine million.
[13:55] Speaker 2: Ended up making Trish Old.
[13:57] Speaker 5: I'm sure it's a lot more than that four hundred million.
[13:59] Speaker 2: Now, well he might costate me into make and I'll
[14:03] Speaker 2: tell you what it did. It was an incredible money
[14:05] Speaker 2: spinner for Australia because I sparked a decade where Australia
[14:10] Speaker 2: Americans just wanted to come to Australia. Australia. It sort
[14:13] Speaker 2: of sparked the thing where Australia became a huge brand.
[14:18] Speaker 4: Although I think of Living Newton John had sort of
[14:19] Speaker 4: sparked it originally with her Kohala.
[14:22] Speaker 5: Blue and stuff. But yeah, this totally fit it.
[14:24] Speaker 3: That.
[14:25] Speaker 5: Can I tell you what my worst one was?
[14:27] Speaker 4: Yep, and I thought it was I was with you,
[14:29] Speaker 4: But if it's nineteen eighty six, I didn't even know.
[14:31] Speaker 5: You Little Shop of Horrors. I walked out of it.
[14:36] Speaker 1: It's of it.
[14:37] Speaker 4: Yeah, it's only one of two movies in my life
[14:40] Speaker 4: I've walked out of what was second one.
[14:42] Speaker 5: It was a it was a war.
[14:43] Speaker 4: Movie and it got really gruesome and I just couldn't
[14:46] Speaker 4: cope with it. I was feeling quite emotional. I ran, however,
[14:50] Speaker 4: Little Shop of Horrors ninety on rotten Tomatoes. I don't
[14:55] Speaker 4: know there's something.
[14:55] Speaker 5: Wrong with it?
[14:57] Speaker 2: Is I quite like it?
[14:58] Speaker 6: Feed feed me see Moore?
[14:59] Speaker 3: Yet morandus didn't he and didn't he finish his career
[15:02] Speaker 3: and go look after his kids after his wife passed
[15:05] Speaker 3: or something else?
[15:05] Speaker 5: I think we did. He was a Canadian, right, We've
[15:08] Speaker 5: spoken about this before.
[15:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, he was in Ghostbusters as well.
[15:11] Speaker 3: Yeah, honey, the kids and all that.
[15:13] Speaker 2: Oh, it's just endless. I've gone Rodney Dangerfield's Back to
[15:16] Speaker 2: School because I actually had first Buller's Day off first
[15:19] Speaker 2: of all. But I thought I knew something. I had
[15:21] Speaker 2: a feeling Jack was going to pinch it. So Rodney
[15:24] Speaker 2: danger Field Back to School eighty six percent rotten tomatoes.
[15:27] Speaker 2: Rodney danger Field. Sally Kellerman who Trish was hot Lips Hulahan.
[15:32] Speaker 2: She was in it. Robert Downey Junior was in it.
[15:34] Speaker 2: Roger Eva gave it three out of four stars. Cost
[15:37] Speaker 2: eleven million, made ninety one million, and its sequel, but
[15:41] Speaker 2: Back to School Too is probably the worst movie of
[15:44] Speaker 2: all time, up there with Grease Too.
[15:46] Speaker 1: Now feedback Karate Kid three is who mate, it's so bad,
[15:52] Speaker 1: it's awesome. What's the villain with the ponytail?
[15:55] Speaker 3: Oh?
[15:56] Speaker 2: My god?
[15:56] Speaker 1: The villain with the ponytail? He makes a return in
[15:59] Speaker 1: Cobra Kai in the latest season, and it's so funny
[16:03] Speaker 1: because he had like jet black hair and now he's
[16:05] Speaker 1: jet gray hair. Oh, and he's he's even a worse
[16:08] Speaker 1: bloke than he was.
[16:10] Speaker 4: Can I ask you guys something? It was in my feedback,
[16:12] Speaker 4: but I'm going to ask while we're on comedies. My
[16:16] Speaker 4: friend Jimmy wants to know have you boys seen Land
[16:19] Speaker 4: of the Lost?
[16:20] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[16:21] Speaker 4: Okay, he wants your opinion on it because he thought
[16:23] Speaker 4: it was hilarious but it got a really bad Rotten
[16:25] Speaker 4: Tomato score and when I checked it was only twenty
[16:27] Speaker 4: six percent.
[16:28] Speaker 2: I loved it.
[16:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's one of Will Ferrell's Yeah, right,
[16:32] Speaker 1: really good ones. Okay, you know who else is in it?
[16:34] Speaker 1: Danny McBride who does east Bound and Down, and it
[16:38] Speaker 1: is so funny. They sing, there's there's a scene in
[16:42] Speaker 1: it where they sing do you Believe by Share? And
[16:45] Speaker 1: it's so good, so funny.
[16:47] Speaker 2: I've been listening to the Ron Burgundy podcast of Late
[16:51] Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so weird, but.
[16:53] Speaker 1: It's so funny. Podcasting ro that would be is because
[17:01] Speaker 1: I used to listen to it a couple of years ago.
[17:02] Speaker 1: When you tip me into it. But does he still
[17:04] Speaker 1: make you? Listened to old episodes? Are they new one?
[17:06] Speaker 2: New ones? Young people? And it's so the one he
[17:09] Speaker 2: did the other and this this is really I mean,
[17:11] Speaker 2: this sounds really juvenile, but it's just my sense of humor.
[17:14] Speaker 2: You know that book Five People You Meet in Heaven?
[17:17] Speaker 2: He was certainly there's a book called five in Heaven
[17:19] Speaker 2: he goes. I was reading a book and I thought,
[17:22] Speaker 2: am I to do my own list of ten people
[17:23] Speaker 2: I want to meet in heaven? And he has people
[17:26] Speaker 2: like Lassie and Yoda.
[17:30] Speaker 5: Anyway, that's a great topic. Actually I didn't do that.
[17:33] Speaker 1: We should do our own one next week.
[17:35] Speaker 5: What's the book? What's the book's premise?
[17:37] Speaker 2: I don't know. Someone goes to heaven there's five people
[17:40] Speaker 2: who's keen to meet there. I have actually got no idea.
[17:42] Speaker 2: It's a bestseller, but can we do it?
[17:44] Speaker 3: Can we do our top three?
[17:45] Speaker 2: Now?
[17:46] Speaker 3: Would we be able to off the top of our head?
[17:49] Speaker 2: Fate? Jack? You give us a teaser of yours will
[17:51] Speaker 2: be next week?
[17:52] Speaker 3: Give us one kick off with Barry Gibb.
[17:56] Speaker 2: Work wonderful.
[17:58] Speaker 3: He's not dead.
[17:59] Speaker 2: I hope someone left is the one remaining. I still
[18:04] Speaker 2: want to find out from the Redcliffe Dolphins.
[18:06] Speaker 5: Look at you, Jack? That was That was a harmed dinger.
[18:10] Speaker 2: What I just waiting to hear from the Dolphins? From
[18:14] Speaker 2: Wayne if you could speak to him, Jack, I honestly
[18:16] Speaker 2: believe that the Redcliffe Dolphins don't come with the n
[18:19] Speaker 2: r L. Their mascot should be Barry Gibb, a Barry
[18:21] Speaker 2: Gibbon personator that every time they scored a try runs
[18:24] Speaker 2: on the field and dances, because I mean that's where
[18:26] Speaker 2: they're from, Redcliffe, red Cliff Cliff boys.
[18:29] Speaker 1: Yes, but I mean it's got nothing to do with
[18:31] Speaker 1: a dolphin, but.
[18:32] Speaker 2: It's the area name for that would be the best mascot.
[18:37] Speaker 1: Redcliff, red Cliffs. Actually about the Redcliffe Gibbons, well.
[18:46] Speaker 3: They aren't even called They're just the Dolphins, aren't they
[18:50] Speaker 3: They're not read Yeah, I think that's a miss This
[18:54] Speaker 3: is my opinion.
[18:55] Speaker 2: I think that's a mistake. I think we've ruly been
[18:56] Speaker 2: a tribal game. I don't see anything wrong with them
[18:59] Speaker 2: being called the Morton Bay Dolphins or or the Recliffe Dolphins,
[19:05] Speaker 2: because it represents the here where you're from. The big
[19:07] Speaker 2: mistake was Super Rugby was they dropped the names like
[19:10] Speaker 2: Auckland Blues. They're just the Blues, the Reds, the South
[19:13] Speaker 2: African size. I had no idea where they're from the
[19:15] Speaker 2: Lions and the Texans and the Rams, so on and
[19:19] Speaker 2: so forth. Guys, can I just get down the way?
[19:22] Speaker 2: Here's really just irking me?
[19:23] Speaker 5: And by the way, are you looking at me when.
[19:27] Speaker 2: On the stand up comedy thing you've got plan? I've
[19:29] Speaker 2: got a feeling, the looming feeling of unfair bias coming
[19:33] Speaker 2: from your Instagram friends, so to speak. They are an
[19:36] Speaker 2: angry mob, and I can see them rallying support around
[19:39] Speaker 2: Trisians because I'm really engaging with them.
[19:43] Speaker 3: Can anyone else see Trisha as the leader of an
[19:45] Speaker 3: angry mob?
[19:47] Speaker 2: I actually can. I can totally see.
[19:52] Speaker 5: Are you saying you can. I thought you're on my
[19:55] Speaker 5: side for a second.
[19:56] Speaker 3: No, no, no, nor.
[19:59] Speaker 2: None of the I just wanted to make it off
[20:03] Speaker 2: my chest. Here the trip to Newcastle through the week
[20:05] Speaker 2: we went on the weekend, doubled up and went up
[20:08] Speaker 2: there for a bit of a speaking gig myself and
[20:10] Speaker 2: deal with my brother Andrew, which is always an experience.
[20:13] Speaker 2: Dear Lord. Anyway, We're driving up there and I hit
[20:17] Speaker 2: a pothole just before we get onto the highway and
[20:19] Speaker 2: about forty kilometers outside in Newcastle, suddenly my tire goes
[20:23] Speaker 2: completely flat and I'm driving forty kilometers on the highway
[20:27] Speaker 2: with my hazard lights on as truckies are going past,
[20:31] Speaker 2: just screaming at me.
[20:32] Speaker 5: Yes, what did you do?
[20:34] Speaker 2: Okay? I rang Trish and girl, mate, I've got to
[20:36] Speaker 2: fight tire. What aren't we going to do if she
[20:37] Speaker 2: goes pull over and I can't pull over to give
[20:39] Speaker 2: be late? I'm speaking gig.
[20:41] Speaker 5: So I'm in Melbourne and he's ringing me asking you
[20:44] Speaker 5: what to do.
[20:45] Speaker 6: I'm like, mate, I'm in Melbourne, what did you okay?
[20:48] Speaker 2: So what I did? Thank God? From are electricious sister?
[20:51] Speaker 5: Hang on? Who lined that up for you too?
[20:53] Speaker 2: Well?
[20:55] Speaker 5: The tire place.
[20:56] Speaker 6: Let him have a go get puncture the other week.
[21:00] Speaker 2: Okay, So I parted to Morella's place. By the time
[21:03] Speaker 2: I got there, there was this massive hole in the tire.
[21:05] Speaker 2: Right now, people, this is where it gets me furious.
[21:10] Speaker 2: I'm absolutely okay, Patrisha. So what happens next? We called
[21:16] Speaker 2: the organization who comes and gets our car.
[21:19] Speaker 4: It's the vehicle roadside assist for the actual make of car.
[21:23] Speaker 4: Don't do it, people, don't do it.
[21:24] Speaker 2: Do not do it. So the person we call him, yep,
[21:27] Speaker 2: he'll be there in an hour. I leave. I have
[21:29] Speaker 2: to go hot tailor to go to do this speaking gig.
[21:33] Speaker 2: I leave the keys. When Marella the guy comes and
[21:35] Speaker 2: picks it up. He's taken it to the service center.
[21:38] Speaker 2: It's a flat tire, I reckon. By the end of
[21:40] Speaker 2: my speaking to a tire point two hours, I should
[21:43] Speaker 2: be able to pick it up. Right, So finish the
[21:45] Speaker 2: speaking gig. Give him a call. Hey, guys, is it
[21:48] Speaker 2: okay to pick up my tire? Ah, it's not ready yet.
[21:51] Speaker 2: They haven't had a look at it. Oh look, I
[21:53] Speaker 2: had a bit of a look at it. It's just
[21:54] Speaker 2: a flat tire. Oh yeah, but they want to put
[21:56] Speaker 2: it up on the hoist. Okay, I'll call you back
[21:58] Speaker 2: in an hour, ring back in an hour. The boys
[22:00] Speaker 2: have gone home early today. Great, okay, well it is
[22:04] Speaker 2: my car ready. No, no, they haven't a chance to
[22:06] Speaker 2: put it up on the hoist.
[22:08] Speaker 1: Listen.
[22:10] Speaker 2: I'm more than happy for someone just to change the tire.
[22:12] Speaker 2: I really don't think you have to check the whole
[22:14] Speaker 2: car rut. No, no, they want to do it. And
[22:15] Speaker 2: I said, well, I'm going to give out Sydney night.
[22:17] Speaker 2: They said, well, you'll have to get back there your
[22:19] Speaker 2: own way and we'll have to organize it. I've gone
[22:21] Speaker 2: what so anyway, I stayed at Morella's that night and I.
[22:25] Speaker 1: Said to stay.
[22:26] Speaker 2: You did stay?
[22:28] Speaker 1: Can I ask you, just just before you're getting the
[22:30] Speaker 1: next part of have you ever changed the tire in you?
[22:32] Speaker 2: Yes? I have lots of time.
[22:33] Speaker 1: Did you have a spare tire? In the book?
[22:34] Speaker 5: He nearly killed himself the time he did it.
[22:36] Speaker 6: He got under it, and yeah, it wasn't good.
[22:39] Speaker 5: It was when we were dating.
[22:40] Speaker 4: And then his brother went to help him and he said,
[22:42] Speaker 4: oh my god, he nearly killed himself.
[22:44] Speaker 5: I said, never again, did.
[22:45] Speaker 1: You Did you have one in the Bootlober?
[22:47] Speaker 2: I know it didn't.
[22:47] Speaker 5: But wait for this No, because this car has a
[22:49] Speaker 5: run flat. It doesn't have a speed tire in so
[22:52] Speaker 5: even if he did, he couldn't.
[22:53] Speaker 2: Have done it. And these with the modern cars, the
[22:56] Speaker 2: spare tires aren't easy. They get they come into like
[22:58] Speaker 2: a matchbox and you've got them apart. It is impossible.
[23:02] Speaker 2: Rather lage box as tiny. It's this tiny little box
[23:06] Speaker 2: and you're going that can't be the speed tire. You
[23:08] Speaker 2: have to pull it out like unfurl it. You have
[23:11] Speaker 2: to be, honestly a nuclear scientist. Do even know how
[23:15] Speaker 2: to play this conning up? Believe me. We're on the
[23:17] Speaker 2: highway and when they down to Canberra and I'll sit
[23:19] Speaker 2: there wait for our hours. So wait for so anyway,
[23:22] Speaker 2: So I say to that one and said, okay, So
[23:24] Speaker 2: I'm staying at my sister Lawa Morella by the way,
[23:26] Speaker 2: incredibly comfy bed. I've stayedium, not Morella's bed, right, it
[23:30] Speaker 2: was so I did not sleep with Trisha's sister. We
[23:32] Speaker 2: don't do that anymore anyway. So what time do you
[23:36] Speaker 2: thinkly ready? The next day? I'll have an answer. The
[23:38] Speaker 2: people coming in at eight o'clock should be ready by nine.
[23:41] Speaker 2: At eleven thirty people at eleven thirty. We call and
[23:46] Speaker 2: so I said, look, look, any chance of this car,
[23:49] Speaker 2: this tire being ready. They haven't had a look at it.
[23:52] Speaker 6: Yet, and we just said, look, it was ridiculous.
[23:56] Speaker 2: I'm hidden it. I'm going to head in there at
[23:58] Speaker 2: one o'clock. And they're like, oh, oh god, you know,
[24:00] Speaker 2: we'll pull a few strings and go.
[24:02] Speaker 5: Hang on, let's tell the real story.
[24:04] Speaker 2: You called the bulldog in, Yeah, I said the trish.
[24:07] Speaker 2: I thought, you know what I'm going to take. I'm
[24:10] Speaker 2: going to take the bulldog off the chain.
[24:11] Speaker 5: Tris steps in just and it was done within an
[24:14] Speaker 5: hour and a half.
[24:15] Speaker 2: Yeah, but they were doing that when I picked it up.
[24:18] Speaker 2: He said, oh mate, we sort of pushed it forward
[24:20] Speaker 2: a little bit. I said, mate, you've had the thing
[24:22] Speaker 2: for twenty four hours. It's a fat tire anyway, So
[24:26] Speaker 2: wait for this. Here's the kick of people. This is
[24:28] Speaker 2: stinging the tail. I help in the car. I'm driving
[24:30] Speaker 2: through Belmont to get back onto the highway. Next the
[24:34] Speaker 2: light comes on for the tire. The tire is saying
[24:37] Speaker 2: it's flat again. So I pulled up the service station.
[24:40] Speaker 2: They only half inflated it. Oh it was. It was
[24:43] Speaker 2: half in place.
[24:44] Speaker 4: I thought, who for them to ring me because they
[24:47] Speaker 4: wanted a survey, So I gave them the answer to
[24:50] Speaker 4: the survey, which I don't usually do, and they asked
[24:53] Speaker 4: if they were happy for me to call.
[24:54] Speaker 5: I said, please do, oh, please do please.
[24:56] Speaker 2: We're going to put you on spoogaphone and we're all
[24:58] Speaker 2: going to have a game.
[25:00] Speaker 5: People just go n RMA or.
[25:04] Speaker 3: There's a chance that Andrew may have made some enemies
[25:09] Speaker 3: back in the day in Belmont and they might have
[25:10] Speaker 3: mistaken you for him.
[25:12] Speaker 2: It happens. It happens sometimes. I get that sometimes.
[25:15] Speaker 1: Even you could have made some enemies.
[25:17] Speaker 2: I don't make enemies, mate.
[25:20] Speaker 1: You remember, I've seen some people I'm not like you.
[25:23] Speaker 1: Sometimes I've never seen that. You can't remember it.
[25:27] Speaker 2: That's okay. Before we take a break, just quickly, just
[25:30] Speaker 2: want to give himself a bit of a boost here
[25:32] Speaker 2: after getting a kicking, then just a second ago the
[25:34] Speaker 2: last kicking. The last two weeks, people, I've put tips
[25:37] Speaker 2: out there through different different sources. Alligator blood last week, okay,
[25:42] Speaker 2: got up played eleven dollars. But this week my tip
[25:45] Speaker 2: on the SCN Show was in the Ipswich Cup. I
[25:48] Speaker 2: tipped Media Media star twenty five dollars about.
[25:52] Speaker 5: People here, they didn't need you more.
[25:56] Speaker 2: Well, I didn't have a good look at the field.
[25:58] Speaker 2: Well you need to be well, just just people. I've
[26:01] Speaker 2: got the hot hands, So just hang in there. We'll
[26:03] Speaker 2: take a real quick break and be back shortly. Welcome back, Tricia.
[26:09] Speaker 2: Any anything going on in your world this week? Interesting? Okay,
[26:14] Speaker 2: let's go theme.
[26:15] Speaker 4: I just want to tell people that I did not
[26:16] Speaker 4: have diary last week. I had quite a few of
[26:20] Speaker 4: my concerned friends saying, you're feeling okay.
[26:22] Speaker 5: I wasn't actually unwell. I was just unavailable.
[26:25] Speaker 2: She was she had diary. What's the way? And Pierce
[26:28] Speaker 2: the big hitters, Beans, the big shitters, huges. Okay, the
[26:34] Speaker 2: best albums of not naety six.
[26:35] Speaker 4: Oh, oh my god, Oh my god, Charlie Shangled, Charlie,
[26:41] Speaker 4: tell your bloody dog.
[26:42] Speaker 5: John's come on, Charlie, you're a good's.
[26:45] Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, it's time for our theme. Best album of
[26:48] Speaker 2: non naety six Jack.
[26:49] Speaker 3: John's mate, I've gone with there's a list here. It's
[26:52] Speaker 3: actually hard to hardest with them all just people. One
[26:58] Speaker 3: I've Gone Graceland by Paul Simon Simon. But then it's
[27:05] Speaker 3: hard as I don't want to ruin anyone else's so
[27:07] Speaker 3: I'll say my nobles at the end.
[27:08] Speaker 1: And then give her back to Jack and give him
[27:11] Speaker 1: I've gone. I actually went. Crowded House, Crowded House, Oh wow, yeah,
[27:16] Speaker 1: mega album Mega. Let me just go through a couple
[27:19] Speaker 1: of the songs so you just can sing along. Mean
[27:21] Speaker 1: to me love that. Wow, my favorite.
[27:24] Speaker 2: Song from the Crowded Houses.
[27:26] Speaker 1: The Crowded Houses, Yeah, plural, don't Dream It's over beautiful,
[27:32] Speaker 1: something so strong.
[27:33] Speaker 2: Not as big a fan of that one.
[27:35] Speaker 1: And Hole in the River, I don't know that one
[27:38] Speaker 1: as opposed to Dad's one. Hole in the Wall. I
[27:41] Speaker 1: didn't know that one either. I just set it up
[27:43] Speaker 1: for a joke talking about holes in the wall as well.
[27:46] Speaker 1: Me and Dad are watching the logis last night and
[27:48] Speaker 1: they made a glory hole joke.
[27:50] Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Tony Martin, who one of the one of
[27:55] Speaker 2: the just iconic Australian slash New Zealand comedians he got
[27:59] Speaker 2: on there. Yeah, they made the reference hole in the wall,
[28:02] Speaker 2: but it was a gloryhole joke, which we were around
[28:04] Speaker 2: the three or four we were shook.
[28:05] Speaker 1: I was like, he did not just make it a
[28:07] Speaker 1: glory whole joke and no he didn't, and the dad
[28:09] Speaker 1: went back. We listened to it again. It was definitely
[28:12] Speaker 1: insinuating Gloryholes. It was very funny.
[28:15] Speaker 3: If you're a new listener to the podcast with big
[28:18] Speaker 3: fans of Gloryholes in the family, particularly Jack.
[28:21] Speaker 2: Yeah, we draw them into our outoi practice, Tish.
[28:28] Speaker 4: I couldn't pick a best album. I just went some
[28:32] Speaker 4: of my favorite songs from that era. That was my
[28:34] Speaker 4: disco era.
[28:35] Speaker 2: So you couldn't nail down one album.
[28:39] Speaker 4: I'm a song girl, I'm not necessarily an album girl.
[28:42] Speaker 4: So when the communads don't leave me this way Banana
[28:46] Speaker 4: Rama with Venus, lots of actions going on cover.
[28:49] Speaker 5: Version, I don't care.
[28:51] Speaker 3: Sorry that was a cover.
[28:53] Speaker 4: It doesn't really matter. In nineteen eighty six Banana Rama
[28:55] Speaker 4: dinner and it was a huge Robert.
[28:56] Speaker 2: De Niro's Wade and that's my favorite wonderful Niros Weed
[29:02] Speaker 2: didn't talking to.
[29:04] Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. Yeah.
[29:05] Speaker 4: So there were my nights in Newcastle at the nightclub
[29:09] Speaker 4: the Gunfighters Rest Now, I mean there's rumors, the Mercury
[29:13] Speaker 4: and the Crazy Horse, they were all the one place
[29:15] Speaker 4: and I saw them through each name. And then the
[29:18] Speaker 4: other week when I was in Newcastle. I actually went
[29:21] Speaker 4: there again and it's now called Up Down.
[29:24] Speaker 1: You are so old.
[29:25] Speaker 2: You went through the.
[29:25] Speaker 5: Transition, I mean through a lot of nightclubs.
[29:27] Speaker 2: All these different nightclub names.
[29:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, you are even just that list. You're so old.
[29:32] Speaker 1: I didn't know any of those because you're twelve. Twenty two.
[29:36] Speaker 2: I've gone License to Ill. Beastie Boys debut, Alvin Jack
[29:40] Speaker 2: John's I was surprised. I knew that'd be on your list.
[29:44] Speaker 2: Paul Revere five year Right, No Sleep Till Brooklyn, number
[29:47] Speaker 2: one in the US, numbers five in Canada, number seven
[29:51] Speaker 2: in the UK. And guess where it came in Australia,
[29:54] Speaker 2: I say five number sixty two. How we were in
[30:00] Speaker 2: our pub rock era? So and the other one notable
[30:04] Speaker 2: mentioned for Whiplast, Smile, Billy Idol.
[30:07] Speaker 5: What songs on that?
[30:08] Speaker 2: Got to be a lover, Sweet sixteen, Don't need a Gun?
[30:11] Speaker 1: Talking about pub rock era was Jimmy Barnes' Working Classmen.
[30:16] Speaker 2: To you what coop close it might be?
[30:18] Speaker 1: I think it would have been.
[30:19] Speaker 2: We not put that on any notables, Jack, Yeah.
[30:21] Speaker 3: My notables License to Ill. I went. Rick Rubin produced
[30:26] Speaker 3: it as well, and he had a big he had
[30:28] Speaker 3: a big period during the mid eighties. He does Raising Hell,
[30:33] Speaker 3: which was that year as well by run Dy and c.
[30:35] Speaker 3: And then one of my favorites was Dancing on the
[30:38] Speaker 3: Ceiling by Lina Richie.
[30:40] Speaker 6: Yeah, Linn, he was born today, Lina Richie.
[30:43] Speaker 2: Yeah, so you see me?
[30:45] Speaker 3: What's today? For the podcasters?
[30:47] Speaker 2: Oh, that's true. We don't have reference as we are
[30:50] Speaker 2: recording this people, it's line of Richie's birthday. Guess how
[30:53] Speaker 2: old line of Richie is?
[30:54] Speaker 5: Oh sixty seven, Cooper.
[30:57] Speaker 1: I'm going to say seventy one.
[30:59] Speaker 3: I'm going to seventy seventy two.
[31:02] Speaker 2: Oh, bingo and around? What do I win?
[31:07] Speaker 5: It's hard being recorded.
[31:08] Speaker 4: I want to have a sip of my bit, but
[31:09] Speaker 4: I feel like it's an inappropriate thing.
[31:11] Speaker 1: To do on AM I allowed, Well, you know what
[31:16] Speaker 1: they can do is if you sip it, they just
[31:17] Speaker 1: won't use your camera for it.
[31:18] Speaker 2: No, it's okay. I mean we're grown up for all
[31:21] Speaker 2: past day. Don't come on, guys, just relaxed a little bit,
[31:24] Speaker 2: talking it longer rigially, just spart my memory. The man
[31:26] Speaker 2: Who's got the best hair in Rugby League was on
[31:27] Speaker 2: the show on Sunday Night. Morgan Harper, even Jason. They
[31:31] Speaker 2: are nice guys.
[31:33] Speaker 5: Morgan was a little shy.
[31:35] Speaker 2: He's shy.
[31:36] Speaker 1: They both look a little bit shy. Jason Saba had
[31:38] Speaker 1: a bit more look a bit more comfortable Morgan. That
[31:41] Speaker 1: you know who Morgan Harper reminds me of if anybody
[31:44] Speaker 1: who is probably around me and Jack's age, you know,
[31:47] Speaker 1: Old Greg. He's a character of Flood in the Concords.
[31:51] Speaker 1: If you get on YouTube, type in Old Greg. It's
[31:54] Speaker 1: not a wrap to Harper just quietly. He used to
[31:57] Speaker 1: haunt a lot of our dreams when we were young.
[31:59] Speaker 1: But he's hilarious character.
[32:00] Speaker 5: So he recited constantly through that he's.
[32:02] Speaker 1: A seaweed creature that lives under the water, and he
[32:05] Speaker 1: loves Bailey's and capturing man and he would keep them
[32:10] Speaker 1: hostage in his underwe Yeah, I'm Old Greg. I love Bailey's. Yeah, yeah,
[32:16] Speaker 1: very good.
[32:17] Speaker 2: What was that show called again, Flight of the Concords?
[32:20] Speaker 2: My favorite there was, and that wasn't the Flight of
[32:22] Speaker 2: the Concords. That was your thing of the wrong one,
[32:24] Speaker 2: The Mighty Bush of the Mighty Mighty Bush was the
[32:27] Speaker 2: mighty My favorite, and that was Bob Fossil.
[32:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, Bob Fossils.
[32:31] Speaker 3: I actually met up an old bar last year visiting
[32:34] Speaker 3: a maid of mine. I actually met one of his
[32:36] Speaker 3: cousins or his neighbor had a Mighty Bush tattoo on
[32:40] Speaker 3: his foot and he was he was. He must have
[32:42] Speaker 3: talked about on the podcast once or twice and he
[32:45] Speaker 3: was very proud of it.
[32:46] Speaker 2: The guy off Mighty Bush. The guitarists lead guitarist, songwriter
[32:51] Speaker 2: and Kassavian. They could be twins. Yeah, and if you
[32:54] Speaker 2: look at the film clip, You're in Love with a Psycho.
[32:56] Speaker 2: He actually off the Mighty Bush makes an appearance.
[32:59] Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've seen that. I think I have
[33:00] Speaker 1: seen that.
[33:01] Speaker 2: Tootle just ties together, yeah life, Yeah, sure it is.
[33:06] Speaker 2: Boys would have been up to this week Jacko.
[33:08] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, mate, I we've had a bit of predicament
[33:11] Speaker 3: this week. One of my friends up here, I'm not
[33:14] Speaker 3: going to name names. I don't like pushing people over
[33:17] Speaker 3: a cliff like Cooper does. But he's had issues with
[33:21] Speaker 3: decision making. He won't he doesn't know, He doesn't know
[33:26] Speaker 3: how to what clothes to put on. Sometimes, doesn't know
[33:28] Speaker 3: if you should wear a jacket if it's too cold,
[33:31] Speaker 3: it's not. He makes really bad decisions when it comes
[33:34] Speaker 3: to where do you want to go for lunch. He
[33:35] Speaker 3: cannot make a decision. And then I went to get
[33:38] Speaker 3: a haircut today, which I got and we have the
[33:39] Speaker 3: same barber and Francis how barber said that when he
[33:43] Speaker 3: comes in and he asked him what kind of haircut
[33:45] Speaker 3: he wants, he goes, I don't know. So my question
[33:50] Speaker 3: is how can we how can we help someone who
[33:53] Speaker 3: can't make decisions? And there is someone at that table
[33:56] Speaker 3: who I'm looking at mildly. That can be a bit.
[34:00] Speaker 5: Like that you're looking at me, aren't you.
[34:03] Speaker 2: I would say to Matt Croker that there is no
[34:08] Speaker 2: rod or wrong. Just make a decision. And if you
[34:10] Speaker 2: make a decision and it's the wrong one, at least
[34:12] Speaker 2: you learn. Just don't sit in twilight, brother, make a decision,
[34:16] Speaker 2: stands for.
[34:16] Speaker 4: Something, or you do it, or you do the pros
[34:18] Speaker 4: and cons list. That's the other way I do.
[34:21] Speaker 1: I just make a decision. And you know, sometimes if
[34:25] Speaker 1: you just if you go hard enough into it, it
[34:27] Speaker 1: can turn into the right decision by your intent. Or
[34:31] Speaker 1: sometimes I'll just not make a decision and put it
[34:34] Speaker 1: off as long as possible and then it eventually just
[34:36] Speaker 1: explodes to my face.
[34:37] Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever can happen today? Don't worry. Hold off. It
[34:41] Speaker 2: can happen tomorrow the day after that. Hey, Matte, can
[34:44] Speaker 2: you mail? Why can't I make tomorrow? Well it might rain,
[34:47] Speaker 2: let's hope.
[34:47] Speaker 3: So which what was your method? What was your protein.
[34:51] Speaker 5: Pros and cons list? I mean, I wouldn't be doing
[34:53] Speaker 5: it over lunch or you know.
[34:54] Speaker 3: Small Sometimes when I do ask you about making about
[34:58] Speaker 3: what we want to do or something we can do,
[35:00] Speaker 3: or where we want to go, it does in your
[35:03] Speaker 3: head seem sometimes like you are doing a full you
[35:06] Speaker 3: knows and cons.
[35:08] Speaker 5: List in I'm a little detailed.
[35:09] Speaker 2: I totally agree, should we go there? And you know
[35:12] Speaker 2: what to do? I've realized that Tricia's mulling it over.
[35:14] Speaker 2: She's not after an answer, she's just talking to herself.
[35:17] Speaker 2: Allow her to talk to herself and work it out.
[35:19] Speaker 2: But it can take a long time. It's interesting and
[35:22] Speaker 2: carrying stationary around me at the time to make a
[35:24] Speaker 2: list pros and cons. I think that can be a
[35:26] Speaker 2: little bit clunky as well. Anyway, Cooper, what about you, mate, mate?
[35:31] Speaker 1: I'm glad you remembered me I had. I actually went
[35:33] Speaker 1: and did a sauna today and sauna and a float
[35:36] Speaker 1: tank and I was sitting in there, and I thought
[35:39] Speaker 1: of I was sitting, So what I did was in
[35:41] Speaker 1: the sauna, I got naked, and I think.
[35:43] Speaker 5: Are you allowed to do that?
[35:45] Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I I only brought one pair
[35:48] Speaker 1: of undies, and I didn't want to have to free
[35:50] Speaker 1: ball afterwards because I was in tight shorts. And as
[35:53] Speaker 1: you know me, Jack, I have an enormous heart and
[35:55] Speaker 1: I didn't want them to see the outline of my heart.
[35:58] Speaker 1: And so I got completely and I was sitting in
[36:02] Speaker 1: there thinking, you know, is this inappropriate? I guess I
[36:04] Speaker 1: wanted to ask you, guys, is inappropriate in a sauna
[36:07] Speaker 1: which everybody's coming in after me and using the same thing?
[36:10] Speaker 5: Are you sitting on your own towel?
[36:12] Speaker 1: It's just the towel they've got laid down there.
[36:14] Speaker 5: But is it the towel that you then walk away.
[36:16] Speaker 1: With and put in Well, I would think they would
[36:18] Speaker 1: swap it.
[36:21] Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you probably could have worn Speedo's mate.
[36:23] Speaker 2: Okay, let's imagine for a second. Let's imagine that the
[36:25] Speaker 2: person who preceded you went in there. He's a drifter,
[36:30] Speaker 2: he hasn't showered for quite a while, he's got liquor
[36:34] Speaker 2: on his breath, and he just decides to take everything
[36:37] Speaker 2: off and lay there. Would you be comfortable laying on
[36:39] Speaker 2: the same towel?
[36:40] Speaker 1: Yeah, I would probably, Yeah, I don't think that would
[36:43] Speaker 1: be too bad, right answer? But then I also jumped
[36:46] Speaker 1: in the float tank and I was going to ask,
[36:49] Speaker 1: so what happens was I lately? In the float tanks
[36:51] Speaker 1: I've been doing. I've been trying a couple of different
[36:53] Speaker 1: recovery things. See how the body feels, see how the
[36:55] Speaker 1: mind reacts off it. And I've been laying there a
[36:59] Speaker 1: little bit, rest listen, And I don't want to throw
[37:01] Speaker 1: a teammate under the bus, but will if I have to.
[37:03] Speaker 1: He does float tanks as well, and he tipped me
[37:05] Speaker 1: into a little concept where he says he goes in
[37:08] Speaker 1: and the best way he feels like he can relax
[37:10] Speaker 1: and sleep afterwards is if he treats himself.
[37:14] Speaker 2: He doesn't masturbate the float tank.
[37:16] Speaker 1: It doesn't masturbate in the float tank, but in the shower.
[37:19] Speaker 1: They've got a shower in there. You have to have
[37:20] Speaker 1: to get everything off, and in the shower, just before
[37:23] Speaker 1: he hops in this float tank, he he.
[37:25] Speaker 2: Masturbates Craig on to himself.
[37:29] Speaker 1: He masturbates and then he goes straight in the float
[37:30] Speaker 1: tank and he reckons it helps him go to sleep. So,
[37:32] Speaker 1: Dale Fanucan, I know you're over there in Canala having
[37:35] Speaker 1: a good time, but mate, you've got kids at home.
[37:37] Speaker 1: Stop masturbating in public places.
[37:39] Speaker 2: Do better? Do better? Dale a role.
[37:43] Speaker 3: Does the float last an hour?
[37:45] Speaker 1: You're in there for an hour? Do you fall asleep?
[37:48] Speaker 1: I didn't fall asleep today, but last week when I
[37:51] Speaker 1: did it, I fell asleep because I tried dal Fanucan's methods.
[37:55] Speaker 5: Have you done one jacket?
[37:57] Speaker 3: No? I haven't. But how do you float? Like to
[37:59] Speaker 3: float in? So?
[38:00] Speaker 5: What?
[38:01] Speaker 2: So?
[38:01] Speaker 1: This has got it's got like I think it's I
[38:04] Speaker 1: don't know exactly how much, but it's got a heap
[38:06] Speaker 1: of salt in it. So the magnesium you literally can't.
[38:09] Speaker 1: So I try to push my hand down to the bottom.
[38:11] Speaker 1: As soon as I stopped putting pressure, just it pushes
[38:13] Speaker 1: it up, so you can't. Like, there's no way unless
[38:16] Speaker 1: you even if you're trying to drown yourself, it'd be
[38:18] Speaker 1: very hard to actually do it in there because it
[38:20] Speaker 1: pushes you back up.
[38:21] Speaker 4: There used to be one in Newcastle at the gym
[38:23] Speaker 4: that you used to go to when I think I
[38:25] Speaker 4: was when I was pregnant.
[38:26] Speaker 5: I went and it had the whole pod. The pod. Yeah,
[38:29] Speaker 5: that was long ago. It's very relaxing. Though, Oh my god, you're.
[38:38] Speaker 2: Anything for entertainment.
[38:40] Speaker 1: Add one more question for you as well, so you
[38:46] Speaker 1: I had a question. So we played up in the
[38:49] Speaker 1: Sunshine Coast.
[38:53] Speaker 2: God, God, I wish we did a bit that you
[38:55] Speaker 2: guys listen to what I said.
[38:59] Speaker 1: What did I ask you about the role of the
[39:00] Speaker 1: eighteenth man back in your day? Because what what wish
[39:03] Speaker 1: Tyrone Wishart on Friday and night had to be eighteenth
[39:06] Speaker 1: man for the Bronco against the Broncos for Storm, and
[39:09] Speaker 1: then he had to on the day of our game.
[39:11] Speaker 1: We played in Harvey Bay for reserve grade, so he
[39:13] Speaker 1: had to fly up to Sunshine Coast and then drive
[39:16] Speaker 1: from Sunshine Coast to Harvey Bay, which is three hours play,
[39:19] Speaker 1: and then we drove back to the Sunshine Coast. I
[39:21] Speaker 1: wanted to ask, was it a similar thing back in
[39:23] Speaker 1: your day?
[39:24] Speaker 2: Well, Coop, in our day, what happened was all that
[39:28] Speaker 2: it was under twenty ones, reserve grade and first grade,
[39:30] Speaker 2: so you all played at the same same ground. So
[39:34] Speaker 2: twice in my career I played under twenty ones then
[39:37] Speaker 2: played half a game reserve grade and finish off with
[39:39] Speaker 2: a little bit of the first grade game. Played three
[39:41] Speaker 2: grades really in one day. You used to be able
[39:43] Speaker 2: to do.
[39:43] Speaker 1: Is that common?
[39:45] Speaker 2: No, you had to be like a freak. Yeah, but
[39:51] Speaker 2: would you play. You play one hundred and twenty one
[39:53] Speaker 2: game and they'd say they, mate, I want to sit
[39:56] Speaker 2: preserve grade. You got an injury, nuts some reserve grade.
[40:00] Speaker 2: If you played more than a half game reserve grade
[40:01] Speaker 2: you got a full payment if you want. And then
[40:03] Speaker 2: they say, mate, sit on the bench for first grade.
[40:05] Speaker 2: Sometimes the coach would go to me and Jack's godfather,
[40:08] Speaker 2: Adam Mirror, and say, listen, don't sit on the bench
[40:10] Speaker 2: for reserve grade, but we won't sit on the bench
[40:12] Speaker 2: for first grade.
[40:13] Speaker 1: Yeah, well so would how many people could sit on
[40:15] Speaker 1: the bench then for first grade?
[40:17] Speaker 2: That unlimited amount, but.
[40:19] Speaker 1: You only have certain because obviously now you're only at four.
[40:22] Speaker 2: That's right, it was, yeah, I think back then it
[40:25] Speaker 2: was four. In the changes. Back then you can only.
[40:26] Speaker 1: Change change four times, and it changed four.
[40:29] Speaker 2: Times, and once who went off you couldn't.
[40:32] Speaker 1: Go back union?
[40:33] Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yep, but there was tackling. Okay, well Jack
[40:38] Speaker 2: Jack's jukebox, what are you off for us?
[40:40] Speaker 3: I haven't actually got a song or album this week.
[40:43] Speaker 3: I've actually got I bought Scar Tissue today by Anthony Keatas.
[40:49] Speaker 3: I've heard really good things about it and I'm going
[40:51] Speaker 3: to go and is an international best seller. It says, yes,
[40:55] Speaker 3: I only give a good read. I've heard fantastic things
[40:58] Speaker 3: about this book.
[40:59] Speaker 2: It's one of the high selling music biographies of all time.
[41:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, the intro. Apparently the intro is the thing that
[41:05] Speaker 1: captures a straightaway because he tells his virginity story at
[41:08] Speaker 1: the very start.
[41:08] Speaker 2: We'll take a really quick break and be back with
[41:10] Speaker 2: more six stuff. Guys, welcome back to the podcast. Nineteen
[41:16] Speaker 2: eighty six is the theme triush. What was the biggest
[41:18] Speaker 2: event in your opinion in eighty six.
[41:20] Speaker 4: I'm going to go with the Space Shuttle Challenger exploding
[41:25] Speaker 4: seventy three seconds after it took off, killed seven people,
[41:29] Speaker 4: including a civilian. There was a teacher on board.
[41:32] Speaker 2: Yeahzavilion, the whole world would sit and watch it the takeoff.
[41:36] Speaker 5: Yeah, now they go up a little bit.
[41:37] Speaker 1: So were you guys sitting there at home watching on
[41:40] Speaker 1: TV and then it exploded?
[41:42] Speaker 2: Yep on TV.
[41:42] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bad.
[41:43] Speaker 2: Everyone's applauding.
[41:44] Speaker 5: They just went seventy three seconds in something happened.
[41:47] Speaker 1: Is that hard for you to I think.
[41:49] Speaker 5: Anytime there's a loss of life, it's quite hard.
[41:51] Speaker 2: It was weird, do you think, Cooper, Yes, I remember
[41:54] Speaker 2: at school. I remember, yeah, speak to you.
[41:57] Speaker 1: Sometimes school to watch it. Yeah. Sometimes it wouldn't feel
[42:00] Speaker 1: it can't doesn't feel real though when you're watching on TV.
[42:02] Speaker 1: I feel like if I was watching that now space
[42:04] Speaker 1: shuttle and exploded.
[42:05] Speaker 5: You think it was like a movie.
[42:07] Speaker 1: It's a movie.
[42:07] Speaker 2: A lot of people were nine to eleven took place.
[42:09] Speaker 2: There were people sitting there thinking. There's reports of people
[42:12] Speaker 2: sitting there thinking is this.
[42:14] Speaker 5: It was so surreal? It was.
[42:16] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[42:16] Speaker 5: You kept watching it, watching it, going really like, yeah
[42:18] Speaker 5: it was.
[42:19] Speaker 2: That was so I've gone tragic and this was I
[42:22] Speaker 2: think probably one of the most overrated things in my lifetime.
[42:27] Speaker 2: Hailey's comment comes around every seventy five years people and
[42:29] Speaker 2: the excitement wasn't their trution. The excitement people going it
[42:33] Speaker 2: is going to be blue. And the way they painted
[42:36] Speaker 2: Hailey's comment is that I went out.
[42:38] Speaker 5: To watch it. Can you remember?
[42:40] Speaker 2: I don't know anyway, many nightclubs of your heads. This
[42:48] Speaker 2: is a beauty event film just animation. Here, I'm but
[42:52] Speaker 2: I'm watching it as a kid, and I'm waiting for
[42:54] Speaker 2: this wild meteor of flames to just go through the sky.
[42:57] Speaker 2: And I'm waiting and waiting. I said, in my name,
[42:59] Speaker 2: but which one is it? And he goes it was
[43:01] Speaker 2: his tiny little twinkle, and I went, that's Hawley's car.
[43:05] Speaker 1: So it wasn't even like a shooting star. It's not
[43:07] Speaker 1: even like you actually see.
[43:08] Speaker 2: No, it doesn't go across. It was just like twinkle, twinkle,
[43:12] Speaker 2: little star.
[43:13] Speaker 1: What I realized the other day is when you look
[43:14] Speaker 1: up in the sky to a little star. When you
[43:19] Speaker 1: look up in the sky to separate the stars and
[43:23] Speaker 1: the satellites, the satellites are the things that flash.
[43:27] Speaker 5: So people are probably mistaking them.
[43:28] Speaker 1: So a lot of times people because yeah, you look
[43:30] Speaker 1: up and you see a lot of the ones that
[43:31] Speaker 1: are they flashed like that, they're actually the satellite.
[43:33] Speaker 4: I've got no idea what I'm looking at when I
[43:35] Speaker 4: look up there. Yeah, I see the shopping trolley and
[43:37] Speaker 4: I see the saucepan.
[43:38] Speaker 1: I just look up there. I just think, I just.
[43:42] Speaker 2: I'm looking that man on the moon. I'm thinking, what's
[43:44] Speaker 2: he doing up there? What's Neil?
[43:48] Speaker 1: What's Neil doing up there? Lance? What's Lance doing up there?
[43:52] Speaker 3: I can't believe Lance did the tour of France then
[43:53] Speaker 3: went all the way to the moon.
[43:55] Speaker 2: Incredible Jack.
[43:56] Speaker 3: The event of ninety eighty six that I would for
[43:59] Speaker 3: me personally was Queen Live at Wembley.
[44:03] Speaker 2: So many events.
[44:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how live a is it?
[44:06] Speaker 3: No?
[44:07] Speaker 2: No, it was that was Afeter live.
[44:09] Speaker 1: They made their come yeah. Oh yeah, sorry, you can go.
[44:14] Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, just can continue to interrupt me. It's
[44:16] Speaker 3: all good if you go on YouTube. Have a look
[44:19] Speaker 3: at the eighty six I reckon it's some of the
[44:21] Speaker 3: clicks are better than Live Aid the year before, So
[44:24] Speaker 3: give it a watch.
[44:27] Speaker 1: Rite that better than live. I'll be the judges glad
[44:30] Speaker 1: for I interrupted that, And then my one was mad
[44:34] Speaker 1: cow disease. Talking about parallels. We talked about top Gun,
[44:38] Speaker 1: we talked about running up that hill. Mad cow disease
[44:42] Speaker 1: that was forgot about in parallel to COVID first couple.
[44:46] Speaker 5: Of prominence that in England, wasn't it.
[44:50] Speaker 1: I don't don't I think so.
[44:52] Speaker 5: I think mad car disease may.
[44:53] Speaker 2: Have been in England big thing when we were there.
[44:55] Speaker 5: Yeah, and yes, and when we were there. When we
[44:57] Speaker 5: lived there in two thousand and one, there was.
[44:59] Speaker 4: Mad mad cow disease then and also handfut mouth because
[45:03] Speaker 4: you boys got it.
[45:05] Speaker 1: Is mad cow disease. Was it deadly?
[45:08] Speaker 5: I think so. I think it could be. Yeah, I
[45:11] Speaker 5: think it could be.
[45:13] Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm I'm not too sure exactly.
[45:15] Speaker 3: I would have loved you to do some research.
[45:18] Speaker 5: I'm not sure about that.
[45:19] Speaker 1: When I first read it, all I seen was Mad Cow,
[45:22] Speaker 1: and I thought it was the opening of Mad Cow
[45:24] Speaker 1: in Townsville. That's what I thought.
[45:26] Speaker 5: It was like the Crazy Cow.
[45:28] Speaker 1: Mad Cow's the big pub in Townsville, to.
[45:31] Speaker 5: Be one in Newcastle to the Crazy Cow.
[45:33] Speaker 2: Not everything's in Newcastle.
[45:35] Speaker 5: I had a really nice weekend. It was a real
[45:38] Speaker 5: trip down memory lane.
[45:39] Speaker 1: World's bigger than Newcastle.
[45:40] Speaker 5: It is, yea, it is, but Newcastle is pretty good.
[45:44] Speaker 2: The thing in eighty six which it exploded, radiation spread
[45:51] Speaker 2: right across Europe and Oprah bless her.
[45:56] Speaker 4: I was an Oprah fanatic, really loved Oprah. I wanted
[46:00] Speaker 4: to be Oprah.
[46:01] Speaker 5: I wanted to have my own talk show.
[46:08] Speaker 2: You should maybe think about that having your own I mean,
[46:11] Speaker 2: we've got the equipment. He enabled the podcast. Why don't
[46:13] Speaker 2: you do your own podcast with some of the girls
[46:14] Speaker 2: around the neighborhood.
[46:16] Speaker 5: Should I do the Patricia John's show.
[46:20] Speaker 2: It's easy way to sell it. I've got two shows
[46:22] Speaker 2: called the Paddi john Shaw. Maybe do it? Maybe called
[46:25] Speaker 2: the Patti john Shaw. Maybe people are mistaken it and
[46:28] Speaker 2: listen because I think it's me.
[46:30] Speaker 1: Yeah, pe Day Night with Patti John's. Do you know what?
[46:33] Speaker 5: On that note, can we just send a little shout
[46:36] Speaker 5: out to talk into the microphone my newest friend Rory
[46:39] Speaker 5: and his mum from Brisbane. She sounds like an absolute
[46:43] Speaker 5: rock star. He's only just discovered you and he's listening
[46:48] Speaker 5: to everything.
[46:48] Speaker 6: You do want.
[46:49] Speaker 1: She just discovered you. Is he serious?
[46:52] Speaker 2: I've been doing this stuff for twenty odd years mate.
[46:55] Speaker 4: Yeah, well okay, living under a Rory, he's become a
[47:01] Speaker 4: So shout out to.
[47:02] Speaker 5: Rory and his mum.
[47:03] Speaker 2: Who the mum's a rockstar, rock star.
[47:07] Speaker 5: She's got a few boys too.
[47:09] Speaker 1: She's got a few boys.
[47:12] Speaker 5: Are okay, older older version of our family.
[47:17] Speaker 2: The other quick feedback for this week?
[47:19] Speaker 5: Have you done?
[47:20] Speaker 3: Oh?
[47:20] Speaker 5: Yeah, well I do.
[47:21] Speaker 4: Actually, I'm just going to provide a little rebuttal on
[47:24] Speaker 4: the back of me being absent last week and you
[47:26] Speaker 4: assholes not being very nice, your nasty comments about my
[47:31] Speaker 4: worst habit. Okay, first out, and my people aren't happy.
[47:34] Speaker 4: There was a lot of support for me.
[47:36] Speaker 2: Your people are just.
[47:38] Speaker 4: And as they pointed out, like you're all very brave
[47:40] Speaker 4: when I'm not here, So Cooper saying, I always need
[47:43] Speaker 4: to have the last the last word.
[47:46] Speaker 5: And it was interesting because you called it an argument.
[47:48] Speaker 5: It's a discussion.
[47:50] Speaker 4: It's you just consider it an argument if I say
[47:53] Speaker 4: something that you don't want to hear.
[47:54] Speaker 7: Okay, full stop, Okay, last word?
[47:58] Speaker 1: Thanks? Feel good?
[48:00] Speaker 5: Jack complaining about me calling out throughout the house. Sorry
[48:05] Speaker 5: about that?
[48:05] Speaker 4: So that I call you to tell you that your
[48:08] Speaker 4: lunch is ready, or that dinner's ready, or that your
[48:11] Speaker 4: brecky is ready.
[48:12] Speaker 5: He's a here's a clue. Why don't you answer?
[48:15] Speaker 4: And even when I text you downstairs, you don't reply.
[48:18] Speaker 4: I can't be running up and down those stairs for you.
[48:22] Speaker 5: It's not like I'm benefiting.
[48:24] Speaker 4: Okay, and Matt, I didn't bother listening to what you
[48:28] Speaker 4: have to say, so you're ignored?
[48:29] Speaker 2: Oh really? Okay.
[48:31] Speaker 5: The other thing is I want your opinion on this guys. Steve,
[48:35] Speaker 5: a friend of mine, just shush, just because you don't
[48:40] Speaker 5: have as many friends as I do.
[48:41] Speaker 4: Matt, just shush. And he and his wife are having
[48:44] Speaker 4: a really big wedding anniversary. Uh so she's actually asked.
[48:49] Speaker 5: Him to mold his penis so he can make it
[48:54] Speaker 5: into a dial. What do we think of that?
[48:57] Speaker 1: I okay, I all of that once as a gift,
[49:03] Speaker 1: as a gift for someone's birthday.
[49:04] Speaker 2: Which I said, I'm not molding my penis.
[49:07] Speaker 1: I'm going to mold mine for a gift for someone.
[49:10] Speaker 4: So apparently apparently though they're only doing who was I
[49:13] Speaker 4: going to give it to?
[49:13] Speaker 5: They're only doing small bits this year? Cooper.
[49:16] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Joe, Well, I was actually serious.
[49:20] Speaker 5: I was going to get no doubt Cooper.
[49:22] Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to do it for Harry Grant's birthday.
[49:25] Speaker 1: Oh well yeah yeah, what do you mean? It was
[49:28] Speaker 1: like in The Dark Ones? He was going to put
[49:29] Speaker 1: it on his lamp is, like as a lamp for
[49:31] Speaker 1: a reading, Like.
[49:35] Speaker 4: Was it going to be a touch lamp like when
[49:37] Speaker 4: I bought you the other way? Touch it goes on,
[49:40] Speaker 4: touch it it goes.
[49:41] Speaker 2: Off, scrap it into us.
[49:42] Speaker 5: Hey, that's a great idea.
[49:46] Speaker 4: Yeah, Like molds of penis turning to touch lamps.
[49:50] Speaker 1: Yeah, but then somebody walks. What about the look of
[49:53] Speaker 1: that and the stigma of somebody walking into your your
[49:56] Speaker 1: parents walking into your room and they see big AM's
[50:01] Speaker 1: enormous molds of penis.
[50:03] Speaker 4: You know what if you're an adult and your parents
[50:06] Speaker 4: aren't really walking to your room, blah blah bah.
[50:08] Speaker 5: I mean your kids are walking to you, and that
[50:09] Speaker 5: might be a bit of according away. How do you
[50:11] Speaker 5: could be very very awkward?
[50:13] Speaker 2: What I just come up with an idea myself. What
[50:16] Speaker 2: about this a Swiss army dildo where you had basically
[50:19] Speaker 2: it was a backscratcher if you have a pan coming
[50:22] Speaker 2: out of it. It was a toothbrush you could brush.
[50:24] Speaker 1: Your What do you think about that door on sunscreen?
[50:28] Speaker 1: You just squeeze the angling.
[50:33] Speaker 2: On the cake water pistol for the kids. Oh, it's sure,
[50:43] Speaker 2: is mate. Congratulations, we are in genius though, really scoobish
[50:47] Speaker 2: army dildo look forward to it, which, of course you don't.
[50:50] Speaker 2: Dildo is short. The real pronunciation is dildall.
[50:54] Speaker 5: Really, oh is it?
[50:55] Speaker 1: Do you know?
[50:55] Speaker 4: Only just worked out the other day someone explained that
[50:58] Speaker 4: there's a difference between a dildo and a vibe.
[51:00] Speaker 5: I didn't I just thought they were the same, but
[51:02] Speaker 5: I get why they're different.
[51:03] Speaker 2: Him. We pulled all yours out and sits know that
[51:05] Speaker 2: one okay, and.
[51:08] Speaker 1: That one's a fire extinguished. Stop using it to be.
[51:13] Speaker 2: Yes, they're Rosemary Breaths. Best sporting achievement of nine and
[51:20] Speaker 2: eighty six.
[51:21] Speaker 3: Jack, best sporting achievement, I'd say Argentina and the World
[51:25] Speaker 3: Cup in Mexico, Your man, Maridona, I'd say that was
[51:28] Speaker 3: yours as.
[51:28] Speaker 1: Well, no doubt, ma, hand of God and of God.
[51:31] Speaker 2: Greatest performance by an individual any.
[51:33] Speaker 5: World Cup against West Germany three too.
[51:36] Speaker 2: Man, And yeah, that goal that the wonder goal was
[51:38] Speaker 2: they went away from the hand of God. But the
[51:40] Speaker 2: one he scored against England, greatest World Cup.
[51:42] Speaker 5: No I knew that.
[51:43] Speaker 1: Oh really, no, you definitely didn't. Mine was actually Will
[51:47] Speaker 1: Shoemaker won the Kentucky Derby at age fifty four, the
[51:51] Speaker 1: oldest ever jockey. You win, and yeah, fifty four, good
[51:56] Speaker 1: on him. And then he actually said in an interview
[51:59] Speaker 1: that before the he was inspired by Jack Nicholaus Nicholas
[52:03] Speaker 1: Nicholas who won the Masters at forty six earlier in
[52:06] Speaker 1: the year, and he was inspired and he rode Ferdinand
[52:10] Speaker 1: it's seventeen dollars.
[52:11] Speaker 2: You haven't heard Jack Nicholas the Golden Beer.
[52:13] Speaker 1: Never heard Jack Nicholas.
[52:14] Speaker 2: The other day, Ben Benny Hogarth interviewed two Penmouth players,
[52:19] Speaker 2: right and three Penmouth players and are talking about the combinations.
[52:24] Speaker 2: And one of the players went, those two got the
[52:27] Speaker 2: option to call a but ball first, he said, I'm
[52:29] Speaker 2: sort of the third world. He goes, so your ringer
[52:32] Speaker 2: and he went, sorry, what's ringer? And he said, you
[52:35] Speaker 2: know Ringo from the Beatles?
[52:36] Speaker 1: And he goes, is that Jerome Leuaye? Yeah, I can
[52:43] Speaker 1: I imagine Jerome Lewi wouldn't know the Beatles because he's
[52:47] Speaker 1: his music taste is rap and I wouldn't imagine that.
[52:49] Speaker 1: But that does that would That strikes me a bit
[52:52] Speaker 1: weird that he wouldn't even know. I never even heard
[52:54] Speaker 1: of the Beatles.
[52:55] Speaker 4: Guy heard on that note Elvis the movie comes out
[52:59] Speaker 4: this week.
[53:00] Speaker 2: Can't wait?
[53:00] Speaker 5: I can't wait?
[53:01] Speaker 3: So we what?
[53:02] Speaker 5: No, that's not the Beatles, but Elvis Beatles are similar?
[53:06] Speaker 5: Were you, young man?
[53:06] Speaker 2: Because I was talking to Jo Lui and he said,
[53:09] Speaker 2: you know, but you know, when I'm the first one
[53:11] Speaker 2: to leave the building, I said, like Elvis. He said,
[53:13] Speaker 2: who's Elvis.
[53:16] Speaker 1: Nice?
[53:17] Speaker 2: And I said, you know that guy who's coaching you
[53:19] Speaker 2: guys with his knee infection, Ivan Cleary, And he said,
[53:22] Speaker 2: who's Iron Clear?
[53:24] Speaker 5: Is that why he's not been at the game.
[53:27] Speaker 2: He's got infection in the joint.
[53:29] Speaker 5: A bad thing, as we know.
[53:32] Speaker 6: Not nice.
[53:34] Speaker 2: Best Ivan sporting achievement, Trisha.
[53:37] Speaker 4: Mine is the eighty six Grand Final against Eels and
[53:41] Speaker 4: Canterbury where it was the only trialis Grand Final was
[53:45] Speaker 4: four to two.
[53:47] Speaker 5: Eels one really Ray Price, Mick Cronan holding the trophy.
[53:52] Speaker 2: That was their fourth Grand Final win in six years.
[53:55] Speaker 5: And it's still the only Triumphs final.
[53:58] Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, are impressed.
[54:00] Speaker 2: I don't know Phil Sigsworth from these. He got sent
[54:04] Speaker 2: off in that Grand Final, set up for a high
[54:06] Speaker 2: shot on Brett Kenny.
[54:08] Speaker 1: Was it a bad game? Final to watch? It was great,
[54:11] Speaker 1: great grand but three penalty guys, you would be I
[54:14] Speaker 1: would I hate that?
[54:15] Speaker 2: It was good? It was good. A couple of ones here.
[54:17] Speaker 2: Michael Jordan becomes a mega stay score sixty three points
[54:20] Speaker 2: in a playoff game against Larry Bird's Boston Celtics, and
[54:24] Speaker 2: Larry Bird after the game described the performance as God
[54:27] Speaker 2: disguised as Michael Jordan, Mike Tyson youngest heavyweight champion of
[54:32] Speaker 2: all time and history, beating Trevor Berbick and one close
[54:35] Speaker 2: to home for us our man Liverpool beat Evant in
[54:38] Speaker 2: the Merseyside dr BFA Cup Final three to one. Craig
[54:41] Speaker 2: Johnston second goal scorer.
[54:43] Speaker 5: Man. He's such a nice man. Honestly, he's a very
[54:46] Speaker 5: impressive man.
[54:47] Speaker 1: He'll sometimes you wish you're married to him.
[54:49] Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. I think you did date there for
[54:54] Speaker 2: a while, Tish for a little bit. Yeah, yes, okay, joke.
[54:58] Speaker 2: Ben walks into BArch.
[55:00] Speaker 5: Now I've got nothing for you.
[55:00] Speaker 2: You've got nothing. Let's move to the next one. Guys,
[55:03] Speaker 2: Jack who was the biggest star of eighty six.
[55:06] Speaker 3: Well, I was going to go with top Guns Tom Cruise,
[55:10] Speaker 3: but I think either someone's got it or where everyone
[55:12] Speaker 3: was thinking it. So I went with with David Bowie,
[55:16] Speaker 3: obviously massive music artist, but he also was doing Labyrinths.
[55:20] Speaker 5: Yeah. Has anyone watched that, Laby, I haven't.
[55:25] Speaker 1: Yeah, I never seen it.
[55:27] Speaker 5: I'm thinking it's a little bit like the Prince movie that.
[55:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, labyrinth was serious, like yeah Kid's movie. Yeah, he
[55:35] Speaker 2: was he was dead keen on being an actor for
[55:37] Speaker 2: he was in a movie called Is It The Man
[55:40] Speaker 2: That Fell to Earth or something? That he was in
[55:43] Speaker 2: a number of movies, The Prestige.
[55:45] Speaker 3: She was in Zoolander.
[55:47] Speaker 1: Yeah, he was appearances when you did little cameos as
[55:51] Speaker 1: good appearances.
[55:52] Speaker 2: And there's an old movie made in the seventies Ned
[55:55] Speaker 2: Kelly and Mick.
[55:56] Speaker 1: Jagger is Ned Kelly Kelly.
[55:59] Speaker 2: He's playing in He Maybe he's part of the Kelly
[56:02] Speaker 2: gang Mick Jagger. It's not a convincing performance.
[56:08] Speaker 4: Yea true you know what, I'm not going to say
[56:12] Speaker 4: Top Gun and Tom Cruise either. I'm going to go
[56:15] Speaker 4: Madonna because her True Blue album with Papa Don't Preach
[56:19] Speaker 4: On It was number one for five weeks.
[56:22] Speaker 5: She was huge in the eighties, So I'm going Madonna.
[56:25] Speaker 1: I got I Went Chevy Chase, Three Amigos, and the
[56:29] Speaker 1: year before he actually come in with The Vacation, which
[56:33] Speaker 1: was a huge movie in its own right. We don't
[56:35] Speaker 1: know that one, The Vacation. You've never seen The Vacation
[56:39] Speaker 1: Chevy Chasing when he drives his kids across the.
[56:42] Speaker 5: Wally World, which one's called the Vacation.
[56:45] Speaker 1: The Rule Vacation, but it's National Lampoon's Vacation. Like it's
[56:51] Speaker 1: all Different's never called the vacation, but each each different one.
[56:56] Speaker 1: The vacation is the only thing that stays in the title.
[56:58] Speaker 5: That's which was the first.
[56:59] Speaker 2: One though, vacation vacation?
[57:02] Speaker 5: Where did they go?
[57:03] Speaker 2: Wally World? God give me strength, God give me strength? People?
[57:09] Speaker 2: Can I just redo my thing? That the most annoying
[57:12] Speaker 2: Habit can't be told, honestly, just I've gone Sylvester Stein.
[57:18] Speaker 2: Listen to his run up to nine eighty six, Rocky three,
[57:22] Speaker 2: First Blood, Rainbow, First Blood two called Rocky four, and Cobra,
[57:27] Speaker 2: all leaning from eighty two up to eighty six.
[57:30] Speaker 1: Cobra wasn't was that under a lot of controversy. There
[57:34] Speaker 1: wasn't very It wasn't very big, was it.
[57:37] Speaker 3: Yeah?
[57:37] Speaker 2: I think it was a bit of a failed compared
[57:39] Speaker 2: to all the other ones, the rest of the ones
[57:41] Speaker 2: he was in with Mega Okay people. Just before Trish,
[57:44] Speaker 2: we're going to finish with the climax of the show.
[57:46] Speaker 2: Trish's doing a stand up Cooper. Let's do our tips. Firstly,
[57:50] Speaker 2: I think I should go first, giving my record of
[57:52] Speaker 2: late I have the hot hand in the Tattersall's Tiara
[57:55] Speaker 2: in in Brisbane this weekend I'm going to go for
[57:58] Speaker 2: Brooklyn Hustle value like all my other tips of late,
[58:03] Speaker 2: it'll probably sit around ten to twelve dollars. Brooklyn Hustle
[58:07] Speaker 2: in the Tattersalls.
[58:08] Speaker 1: Tierra Nice Mine, I'm still off the punt, so mine
[58:12] Speaker 1: are two Netflix shows that are absolutely you're gonna You're
[58:15] Speaker 1: gonna be froth on Hustle on the line of Brooklyn
[58:18] Speaker 1: Hustle Hustle with Adam Sandler, He's a seventy six is
[58:21] Speaker 1: Scout very good? And if you don't like that, Spiderhead
[58:24] Speaker 1: that was great, which is very good, Miles Telly, Chris
[58:26] Speaker 1: Hamsworth and if you don't like that, then you're an idiot.
[58:30] Speaker 2: Yes, I.
[58:32] Speaker 1: Good.
[58:33] Speaker 5: Bid Ahead was great, the soundtrack to it was fantastic.
[58:36] Speaker 2: But I think it was a great role for Chris Hamsworth.
[58:38] Speaker 5: I loved it. I loved him as Yeah, No, I
[58:40] Speaker 5: thought he was great.
[58:41] Speaker 1: Bit nearly like not believable. He's a good he sells
[58:45] Speaker 1: it well, but it's when you just look at him
[58:47] Speaker 1: and the roles he's played and sort of how big
[58:48] Speaker 1: he is, it's sort of like not really believable now,
[58:50] Speaker 1: but he's like that sort of scientist.
[58:52] Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, I like him as four.
[58:55] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more who thought.
[58:59] Speaker 2: Who thought right?
[59:03] Speaker 4: And can anyone out there give me a little bit
[59:06] Speaker 4: of background on Miles Teller's scarring on his face brought
[59:12] Speaker 4: up to Coop last night, he said, no, I think
[59:13] Speaker 4: that's actually scarring on his face. I didn't know whether
[59:16] Speaker 4: it was the I haven't noticed him that much. So
[59:19] Speaker 4: if anyone knows any background on that, I'd.
[59:21] Speaker 5: Be really curious.
[59:21] Speaker 2: And I'm curious too. And Maverick him when he took
[59:24] Speaker 2: his shirt off, he's ripped? Was that a bit of.
[59:26] Speaker 1: A young man? Apparently it was all him.
[59:29] Speaker 2: God made all those young guys make credible and then
[59:31] Speaker 2: Tom Cruise made him look a flabby old man, didn't.
[59:34] Speaker 1: He looked good still, but he's good.
[59:37] Speaker 4: Yeah, but I did have a little giggle as he
[59:38] Speaker 4: was walking up the beach at one point and you
[59:41] Speaker 4: could tell he was sort of sucking in.
[59:42] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[59:44] Speaker 1: What is he like if he's over fifty?
[59:45] Speaker 5: Oh god, sixty? Yeah?
[59:48] Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's looking good. Hey, don't throw stones a
[59:50] Speaker 1: little man.
[59:51] Speaker 2: Okay, people, here we go. This could be start of
[59:54] Speaker 2: something really really special. We want your feedback on it.
[59:57] Speaker 2: I need you to video to the stage. Ladies and gentlemen,
[1:00:01] Speaker 2: please welcome Patricia Johns.
[1:00:03] Speaker 4: Okay, so my gripe is with a phone's order correct.
[1:00:07] Speaker 4: At first I thought it was my fat little fingers.
[1:00:09] Speaker 4: But people, someone's messing with us. All we all know
[1:00:12] Speaker 4: it's never ever you ducking idiot? And who calls someone
[1:00:16] Speaker 4: a mother ducker? No one if they can help it.
[1:00:20] Speaker 4: Although occasionally you may mean to duck off, But what
[1:00:24] Speaker 4: about if auto corrects the message to your boss, letting
[1:00:27] Speaker 4: him know that you're about to duck out, because no
[1:00:30] Speaker 4: one wants their dick out. Also inappropriate is when you
[1:00:34] Speaker 4: text your nephew to ask if the sketch that he
[1:00:37] Speaker 4: drew was.
[1:00:37] Speaker 5: Done in pen or penis. I'm not really sure who's
[1:00:41] Speaker 5: programming order correct.
[1:00:43] Speaker 4: My poor uncle, with his bad eyesight, didn't pick up
[1:00:46] Speaker 4: the correction. When I asked how my auntie was after
[1:00:48] Speaker 4: she'd been stung by two bees. I was a little
[1:00:51] Speaker 4: shocked when he text back that he had to inject
[1:00:54] Speaker 4: her with his epic penis. Glad really checked before pressing sin.
[1:01:01] Speaker 4: A friend of mine was left somewhat's done when after
[1:01:04] Speaker 4: she got home from a first date, the guy texted
[1:01:07] Speaker 4: her about what a great night they had and asked,
[1:01:10] Speaker 4: when's the second date. I can't wait to see these
[1:01:12] Speaker 4: big beautiful nipples of yours. My friend has great dimples.
[1:01:17] Speaker 4: That's all from me. All the best trash, thank you,
[1:01:21] Speaker 4: and good night.
[1:01:23] Speaker 3: Oh my god, that wasn't.
[1:01:26] Speaker 2: Bad on Core on tour.
[1:01:28] Speaker 1: Do you know what the worst part of that was
[1:01:30] Speaker 1: is you're reading off a phone. You made no eye
[1:01:32] Speaker 1: contact with anyone and you just went hammer and tom.
[1:01:34] Speaker 1: There was no room for anyone to laugh.
[1:01:36] Speaker 5: You just keep it again.
[1:01:39] Speaker 3: Telling a children's book to a child at night.
[1:01:42] Speaker 2: You got to do. You got to show a little
[1:01:43] Speaker 2: bit of something in you know.
[1:01:45] Speaker 5: Do you want to read my script? That was all
[1:01:47] Speaker 5: my creation?
[1:01:49] Speaker 2: It's very very good.
[1:01:51] Speaker 1: Maybe you could be a writer, that's that's your role.
[1:01:54] Speaker 2: If you hand that to Ricky Gervasi can make gold
[1:01:56] Speaker 2: out of work. On the other hand, yeah it now,
[1:02:00] Speaker 2: that's what you did there. What you come up with
[1:02:03] Speaker 2: is not a complete nottter turd. It's just the presentation
[1:02:06] Speaker 2: of something wrong. That's all right there. Okay, you gont somewhere.
[1:02:09] Speaker 2: So you you've got yours under underway.
[1:02:11] Speaker 6: Next up in two weeks time, yep, you okay, look
[1:02:15] Speaker 6: forward to it.
[1:02:15] Speaker 5: Or do we leave you to last?
[1:02:16] Speaker 4: I think we should leave you to last because you're
[1:02:18] Speaker 4: kind of the most experienced in it.
[1:02:21] Speaker 2: Okay, so who's next on it?
[1:02:23] Speaker 5: Cooper?
[1:02:24] Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sure, two weeks time, you're up. That's all
[1:02:27] Speaker 2: we got time for. Guys. Have a good week, look
[1:02:29] Speaker 2: after yourselves.
[1:02:30] Speaker 5: Check on the Instagram and you can read.
[1:02:37] Speaker 2: Are your boys?
[1:02:39] Speaker 5: They said, I wasn't good gap. Did you hear it?
[1:02:43] Speaker 6: Could you hear it?
[1:02:45] Speaker 1: Please?
[1:02:46] Speaker 5: Yeah? They said, mate depends Yeah
[1:02:51] Speaker 2: I think he got up by a Swiss

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