# If you don’t Score here… you’ll never Score!

An episode of [Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1729949087), 12 Mar 2026, 59 min.

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The Family kicks things off with Peter Wynn’s Score, bubble bath dramas, and Cooper’s Doritos challenge. They break down Round 1, Immortal predictions, MAFS, and Cooper’s latest conspiracies. Plus Alex Johnston’s record-breaking try - Should people storm the FIELD? OR NOT? Subscribe, Watch, and Follow Catch the full episode on YouTube and stay updated by following us on social media: Linktree: Backstage with Cooper & Matty Contact Us For any enquiries, email us at: contact@johnsmedia.com.au 0:00-Louie Louie 4:00-Round 1 9:00-Immortal Predictions 13:00-Bubble Bath 23:00-Coopers Word 27:00-MAFS 33:00-Coopers Conspiracies 41:00-Ichiram 51:00-Alex Johnston Try See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: And welcome to the podcast for this week. How are
[0:05] Speaker 1: we all, guys? And now, of course we mentioned it
[0:07] Speaker 1: on the backstage podcast, but move on, here we go,
[0:11] Speaker 1: Move on, Cooper John's, Jack John's, Patricia Johns. You are
[0:15] Speaker 1: nursing the new child of the house, Luis Louis.
[0:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, Louise, do you need an intro every week?
[0:21] Speaker 3: You reckon?
[0:22] Speaker 4: Well, I think he needs this one, the first one,
[0:24] Speaker 4: the new baby. How long are they I'm looking a
[0:26] Speaker 4: little tired.
[0:27] Speaker 2: How long do they stay tiny for?
[0:31] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[0:32] Speaker 2: Like honestly, but right now he's like a signe of
[0:35] Speaker 2: for guinea pig.
[0:36] Speaker 4: How long is he will be a smaller cavalier like
[0:40] Speaker 4: his dad?
[0:41] Speaker 1: The lady said, bath and big conscience and social conscience
[0:45] Speaker 1: and a.
[0:45] Speaker 2: Big presence, bigre you go, Yeah, he's a little bit
[0:49] Speaker 2: small like his dad.
[0:50] Speaker 1: John's Yeah, let that one gay straight through to the catcher.
[0:58] Speaker 4: You can call him Louis.
[1:00] Speaker 1: It's now a question soft g Luigi or Luigi.
[1:05] Speaker 4: Luigi, Luigi Luigi. But to his mates, Louis Louis Luie.
[1:10] Speaker 5: I walked into the bathroom the other day and dad
[1:12] Speaker 5: was had a tad towel wrapped around him, playing Louis
[1:17] Speaker 5: Lue like the I think it's the Kingsman's version. Then
[1:21] Speaker 5: he played a Motorhead version, then he played Australian crawl versions.
[1:25] Speaker 6: All the versions, all the versions, versions of the versions
[1:28] Speaker 6: of blue version, great version of Louis so like your
[1:34] Speaker 6: hat to oh this one.
[1:37] Speaker 4: A listener sent that in for you to take on
[1:41] Speaker 4: your show, to give to time.
[1:43] Speaker 1: This is when he broke the He brought the record
[1:45] Speaker 1: for Paramatta, broke the record for what appearances most games,
[1:50] Speaker 1: and of course Wally Wins Peter Wins celebrated it by
[1:54] Speaker 1: doing one of these big shatout win as well. Peter
[1:57] Speaker 1: Win honestly kicking goals, Peter Wins score. If you don't
[2:00] Speaker 1: score there, you will not score. And I just want
[2:02] Speaker 1: to say this matter. Paramatter had a Paramita ball and
[2:08] Speaker 1: I just want to do a shoutout for Peter Win
[2:10] Speaker 1: because when the boys were little, like honestly, they would
[2:12] Speaker 1: get there and say, hey, for a day out, dad,
[2:14] Speaker 1: can you take us to Peter Wins of Paramatter. I
[2:16] Speaker 1: remember that and he'd always look after us.
[2:18] Speaker 2: But he was actually very good and I still have
[2:21] Speaker 2: some of the some of the gear that we got
[2:23] Speaker 2: from out there. He doesn't And if he get out
[2:25] Speaker 2: the back and like press whatever our favorite number was,
[2:27] Speaker 2: and put John's on the back as well. Yeah, I
[2:29] Speaker 2: got like a There was an old NRL All Stars jersey.
[2:32] Speaker 3: That we got out of there.
[2:33] Speaker 2: It was like white with gold stars on it, and
[2:35] Speaker 2: he put number one and John's on it for us.
[2:37] Speaker 2: He was a good man. He's not dead, saying, and
[2:42] Speaker 2: talk about a great slogan. You're not going to score here.
[2:44] Speaker 2: You won't score anywhere. He should open a brothel just
[2:51] Speaker 2: out the back of the store. There you go. If
[2:53] Speaker 2: you don't score anywhere, the kids in the kids can
[2:55] Speaker 2: shop for a bit of foot e merch.
[2:57] Speaker 4: Don't even just please.
[2:58] Speaker 1: Stop, okay, move on. So you're saying, we have the
[3:01] Speaker 1: sports store in the middle, then to the right we
[3:04] Speaker 1: have that, we have the not shop. You don't school there,
[3:06] Speaker 1: But now they've got a meth lave. You don't school there.
[3:08] Speaker 1: You will not kill anything.
[3:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, support the use of men.
[3:15] Speaker 1: It's a joke. It's all.
[3:17] Speaker 3: Let's move on unless they sponsor of course, of course, which.
[3:21] Speaker 2: Brings us to our next library. Ice not just frozen water.
[3:28] Speaker 2: Want to stay up for three days?
[3:30] Speaker 3: Did she? I bet you?
[3:31] Speaker 1: Are you dead? In America? Anti ice Marsh and I
[3:38] Speaker 1: hate ice going. Yeah, well we like it. Let's go
[3:42] Speaker 1: from one baby is in Luigi to another, and that
[3:44] Speaker 1: is the Gold Coast Titans. Disappointing first up, very first
[3:49] Speaker 1: great week for Luigi. Not such a great first week
[3:52] Speaker 1: for the Titans. But you know what, you can start somewhere.
[3:56] Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course, I mean you know, well, everyone
[3:58] Speaker 5: was improving over the off season. So we're Carnalla are a
[4:04] Speaker 5: very good football side, spoken like a like a true
[4:06] Speaker 5: analyst of the game.
[4:10] Speaker 4: I'll tell you what though, were you glad you weren't
[4:12] Speaker 4: here watching the game with you?
[4:15] Speaker 1: What you just said there is just call Josh, Hannah
[4:18] Speaker 1: and just call Josh, just telling me your little take
[4:20] Speaker 1: on I'm sure you passed it on to the boys.
[4:23] Speaker 2: And I said a little voice memo though you can
[4:24] Speaker 2: play it in between the video session this week. But
[4:27] Speaker 2: my favorite thing now, I want to get your perspective
[4:29] Speaker 2: because I wasn't here watching the game. Yes, I think
[4:32] Speaker 2: Jack and Trisha were both here with Dad.
[4:35] Speaker 4: Jack was away for a bit of it.
[4:37] Speaker 3: I was the whole first half and that's all I
[4:39] Speaker 3: needed to be there.
[4:40] Speaker 2: So running through what was that liken?
[4:42] Speaker 5: I got off the lounde I could just hear these
[4:44] Speaker 5: noises coming from him. So I sat there for a
[4:46] Speaker 5: bit and then I went, now, I've got to clear
[4:48] Speaker 5: out of here. So I went and started some filing,
[4:51] Speaker 5: and then at the end event he wanted to talk
[4:53] Speaker 5: to me about it.
[4:54] Speaker 4: I mean, just stop. Take a hint. Did you notice that.
[4:58] Speaker 5: I got up off the lounge beside you and walked away.
[5:01] Speaker 5: There was a reason for that. Keep your thoughts to yourself.
[5:04] Speaker 1: Now, because this is this is skinning the game. This
[5:09] Speaker 1: is skinning the game. This is what it's about. So
[5:11] Speaker 1: bloody passionate.
[5:12] Speaker 4: You would be passionate with someone else. I don't want
[5:14] Speaker 4: to hear you.
[5:15] Speaker 2: He is allowed to talk about it on the body
[5:16] Speaker 2: because we are don't want a podcast, not just for you.
[5:18] Speaker 2: You're trying to shush him.
[5:20] Speaker 1: Talk about abusive Yeah, honestly.
[5:23] Speaker 3: I was trying to lower the less of the blow
[5:25] Speaker 3: for him through the day too, because I knew like
[5:28] Speaker 3: although the Titans had a great trial period as we know,
[5:33] Speaker 3: controls are good gauge for the year, but not exactly
[5:36] Speaker 3: a great gauge for round one, and also playing the
[5:39] Speaker 3: Sharks at Shark Park, they are very very good.
[5:42] Speaker 1: I love the fact that you're just letting me know
[5:45] Speaker 1: from you and Cooper, I played having two hundred games?
[5:48] Speaker 4: Just good?
[5:49] Speaker 1: What do win do you want me to all those
[5:51] Speaker 1: kangaroo tools and stuff like that.
[5:54] Speaker 4: Kangaroo tools are different.
[5:56] Speaker 3: What do you know? Honestly what you quoted, you were saying,
[5:59] Speaker 3: I've got a really good about today. That was about
[6:01] Speaker 3: you at midday.
[6:03] Speaker 2: It was funny because Jackson in the kitchen.
[6:05] Speaker 1: Jacob, Yeah, burning hand.
[6:10] Speaker 2: As he was waterboarding himself in the sink. I loved
[6:13] Speaker 2: jack under me like it doing the day and he goes.
[6:15] Speaker 2: Dad's expectations of today are very high, aren't they went?
[6:20] Speaker 2: And he's so excited. He's so excited. I love I
[6:23] Speaker 2: got home. I was watching it at the pub.
[6:25] Speaker 4: Your take on him?
[6:26] Speaker 2: And I come home and Dad was he had a
[6:29] Speaker 2: singular lamp lit in the living room and he was
[6:32] Speaker 2: sitting there with Luigi on his lap, like doctor Evil.
[6:35] Speaker 2: And it was almost like something out of when you
[6:37] Speaker 2: imagine walking into like a big creepy church and it's
[6:42] Speaker 2: just the priest sitting there and there's like opera music
[6:44] Speaker 2: like oh. It was like he was in there wearing
[6:48] Speaker 2: a robe, just like meditating, and he had notes everywhere.
[6:52] Speaker 2: He was surrounded by eight four pieces of paper filled
[6:55] Speaker 2: with where they can improve all of these thoughts.
[6:57] Speaker 1: I did not write anything on the Titans. I did
[6:59] Speaker 1: not write anything. Actually I did because they had to
[7:03] Speaker 1: talk about the next day. I was trying to you know, okay,
[7:05] Speaker 1: what are we going to say?
[7:05] Speaker 3: You're doing your notes for the whole week, coming out
[7:07] Speaker 3: a ways all the games.
[7:09] Speaker 2: It was just surrounded in a four pains. He was
[7:12] Speaker 2: cutting himself with it.
[7:13] Speaker 1: But I will say this right, and a lot of
[7:16] Speaker 1: Titans fans listening to us, what happens sometimes Titan trial
[7:20] Speaker 1: games do matter when we are the Nights. I think
[7:22] Speaker 1: we only lost one trial game. We took trials to
[7:25] Speaker 1: an extent seriously because it was an opportunity to trial
[7:28] Speaker 1: new tactics, trial new players, trial new combinations, trial and
[7:32] Speaker 1: new it could be a new version of defense or
[7:35] Speaker 1: a new principle and defense. And what you saw with
[7:37] Speaker 1: the Titans that Josh, all the things that Josh put
[7:39] Speaker 1: in place, they worked. That's what you know, and the
[7:42] Speaker 1: players were obviously buoyed by that. What can happen not
[7:45] Speaker 1: as it collectively, well sometimes collective, but it happens individually
[7:49] Speaker 1: through the whole off season, where You've been training hard,
[7:51] Speaker 1: trying these new techniques, fighting for your spot, and you
[7:55] Speaker 1: play the last trial and you play really good. For
[7:57] Speaker 1: the next two weeks, you go, okay, I'm setting ready
[7:59] Speaker 1: to go, And sometimes that can lull you into a
[8:02] Speaker 1: full sense of where you actually are.
[8:04] Speaker 2: How's your headspace?
[8:05] Speaker 3: Now?
[8:06] Speaker 1: Headspace is great because I look and I'll say it again,
[8:09] Speaker 1: you know what I do love. I love the fact
[8:11] Speaker 1: that now people coming out and started knocking the club
[8:14] Speaker 1: straight straight away. Now what it is just.
[8:16] Speaker 4: Who I just people saying it, so give me their names.
[8:19] Speaker 1: People saying the same old titans of that. And Heidi,
[8:22] Speaker 1: God bless him, got him on the hat here. He said,
[8:24] Speaker 1: I don't think they'll win a game to year till
[8:27] Speaker 1: round eleven. Now, he said the same thing about the
[8:30] Speaker 1: Dolphins in their first year. They went on this amazing streak.
[8:33] Speaker 1: But I said, I'm confident that will win at least
[8:37] Speaker 1: five of the first eleven. There you go, big call, yep,
[8:40] Speaker 1: I love it.
[8:41] Speaker 4: I would be hoping for more than that, I said.
[8:43] Speaker 2: At least, he said, at least Heindi's got the kiss
[8:46] Speaker 2: of death to anything. Heindi says usually opposite talking about
[8:49] Speaker 2: the kiss of death, I went and watched the Friday
[8:51] Speaker 2: night games last week. I think it was Rooster's Warriors
[8:54] Speaker 2: and Broncos Penrith with the greatest kiss of death of
[8:58] Speaker 2: all Andrew John's he Joey's said leading of the game,
[9:00] Speaker 2: he goes, Roosters will win this by fifty and Broncos
[9:03] Speaker 2: will roll Penrith. Both teams just got absolutely rolled. As
[9:08] Speaker 2: I was sitting there watching it with him, it was
[9:09] Speaker 2: so funny. I haven't seen him. I always look at
[9:12] Speaker 2: his tips leading into a week. Can cannot tip the
[9:17] Speaker 2: big fella like. I haven't seen someone who has publicly
[9:21] Speaker 2: come out and made such a big statement about team
[9:23] Speaker 2: winning and then they just never win.
[9:24] Speaker 1: A better decade ago, he was going through a particularly
[9:27] Speaker 1: bad stretch with his tipping, and it was just like
[9:29] Speaker 1: the moment year I'd speak to him and say, the
[9:32] Speaker 1: moment he was absolutely definitive on something, I just go
[9:35] Speaker 1: back the other way. It would always work, I reckon, Yeah.
[9:39] Speaker 2: I always we should get like someone to run the stats.
[9:42] Speaker 2: I want someone have the details and all of these
[9:44] Speaker 2: old tips and see how many years actually.
[9:46] Speaker 5: Guys, can we actually start our own little tipp and
[9:48] Speaker 5: cop Because I'm not in a tipping comp and I
[9:50] Speaker 5: actually thought, oh, I wouldn't mind being.
[9:52] Speaker 2: Him family tipping cop this week.
[9:55] Speaker 1: Jack, you will favor that.
[9:56] Speaker 2: Just should we finish this, can we tip him at
[9:58] Speaker 2: the end of the party today.
[10:00] Speaker 3: You can do that for the team. For me, we
[10:02] Speaker 3: should actually start a backstage TV. Yeah, yeah, I'll be
[10:06] Speaker 3: able to. I can set it up to look into
[10:08] Speaker 3: something like that. I don't know if it's too late
[10:10] Speaker 3: after round one, I don't think. So we can start
[10:12] Speaker 3: from round ten. Maybe we'll see what happens round ten
[10:14] Speaker 3: after the.
[10:14] Speaker 2: Titans are done winning five from eleven.
[10:16] Speaker 3: I like to round up. Just simplified my mind.
[10:20] Speaker 1: Just stay with us Titans fans and like it's going
[10:24] Speaker 1: to happen.
[10:25] Speaker 4: So what have the Brisbane fans? They didn't even score
[10:28] Speaker 4: a bloody they.
[10:29] Speaker 2: Won, then they won the camp last.
[10:31] Speaker 4: Time, and then you have to have they scored no
[10:37] Speaker 4: points right?
[10:37] Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah, that's pretty bad. They played the parents.
[10:41] Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know again, just give us your thoughts.
[10:43] Speaker 1: Just call Madge now, I'm.
[10:46] Speaker 4: Very busy and you have a lot of calls to
[10:48] Speaker 4: make today.
[10:50] Speaker 2: What have you had?
[10:51] Speaker 4: No, I'm not well. I've got a ribout in my back.
[10:53] Speaker 3: You wouldn't be able to well she's not well, I
[10:56] Speaker 3: be profne I'm looking at right now what the court the.
[11:00] Speaker 1: Dinner you cooked last night, that was spectacular.
[11:02] Speaker 2: That was eat feed. That was one of your great
[11:05] Speaker 2: That was a good feed. And I know a hammy
[11:07] Speaker 2: on here about portions all the times, like not understanding
[11:10] Speaker 2: portions perfectly? How many people you are cooking for perfection?
[11:13] Speaker 1: Last night?
[11:14] Speaker 2: Okay, you cooked a slow cooked lamb or some shoulders
[11:18] Speaker 2: pork shoulder, mb shoulder, and you had like the sweet
[11:22] Speaker 2: potatoes and the potatoes and the mashed potato. You had
[11:25] Speaker 2: three separate potatoes. Potato, heaven and I love potatoes. Used
[11:29] Speaker 2: to be quite known as a scum food, and then
[11:32] Speaker 2: they used to feed it to pigs potato and then
[11:34] Speaker 2: obviously is that right, did.
[11:37] Speaker 1: They No, No, a scum food, it needs to give
[11:40] Speaker 1: to pigs and prisoners lobster. But but did you know
[11:46] Speaker 1: the potato when the potatoes found in the Americas and
[11:49] Speaker 1: brought up by Columbus, it actually the very nature of
[11:52] Speaker 1: the potato. The population of Europe grew sixty percent a
[11:57] Speaker 1: short period of time. You can grow underground. The Irish
[12:02] Speaker 1: it was a national dish.
[12:03] Speaker 2: And broccolini and corn.
[12:06] Speaker 4: As a good homemade gravy.
[12:08] Speaker 2: Homemade gray ox. Yeah, but that's the brand and a
[12:12] Speaker 2: gray box.
[12:14] Speaker 1: It's not a potential potential sponsor. Let's go.
[12:19] Speaker 4: All the good family roost.
[12:22] Speaker 1: This is a just a quick thing at the moment.
[12:25] Speaker 1: This is a it's a sad story. You know what's
[12:34] Speaker 1: been happening atrition. Don't step on a tagline here, because
[12:37] Speaker 1: you know I'm building something. She's what I've been doing
[12:40] Speaker 1: in the last couple of weeks. I've been like the
[12:43] Speaker 1: old fashion bubble bath. So I spotted it on the side,
[12:46] Speaker 1: and I'm pouring the bubble bath in and anyway, I'm
[12:50] Speaker 1: thinking myself, they don't make them what they used to.
[12:52] Speaker 1: I'm just trying. I'm scattering the water, trying to get
[12:54] Speaker 1: it the bubble up, because you want to be covered
[12:56] Speaker 1: in bubbles. Nothing. In fact, after I get out of
[13:00] Speaker 1: the bath, at least with this sort of film on me,
[13:03] Speaker 1: I don't knowing what the hell is going on. So anyway,
[13:05] Speaker 1: last night I thought to give it one more go,
[13:06] Speaker 1: So I've gone, I've put it off. Sun On goes,
[13:10] Speaker 1: what are you doing? What did you Tom? Just putting
[13:12] Speaker 1: the bubble bath in? She goes, that's not bubble bar
[13:15] Speaker 1: that's vadgicil, No way leading.
[13:22] Speaker 4: It's in a purple bottle, and so is the lavender
[13:24] Speaker 4: bubble bar.
[13:25] Speaker 2: So how big is the bottle of vegicil like like
[13:27] Speaker 2: almost like laund like a shampoo.
[13:31] Speaker 1: So I've been tipically and I thought it myself, My god.
[13:32] Speaker 4: It wasn't been washing your hair with it.
[13:34] Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't using the bottle on the film.
[13:36] Speaker 1: Actually really Aly not washing her hair, but dip my
[13:40] Speaker 1: head under just for very iris, I'm so clear.
[13:44] Speaker 2: For clarification, that's like I suppose that's more for like
[13:48] Speaker 2: a rash or a itchy ointment. No, no, it's p
[13:54] Speaker 2: h pH level.
[13:56] Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, pH level, so that it does called any irritation.
[14:01] Speaker 2: So anything I'm very interested by, Like if.
[14:03] Speaker 4: You try it on your face, it might be.
[14:05] Speaker 2: Yes, I love some phr and they let me tell
[14:09] Speaker 2: you that I'm very interested by pH levels. I've always
[14:15] Speaker 2: been very interested in, like akal like the pH levels
[14:19] Speaker 2: of the female body, the female anatomy. I find it
[14:22] Speaker 2: very interesting how it can be affected by like diet,
[14:26] Speaker 2: what you drink, like.
[14:27] Speaker 4: As you as you as your body.
[14:29] Speaker 2: Yeah, but we don't really have like our nether reasons
[14:31] Speaker 2: aren't affected by that well, I don't know.
[14:34] Speaker 4: I think they might be have.
[14:36] Speaker 3: A look at Cooper the night after a big night.
[14:37] Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you if you can look from
[14:39] Speaker 3: the outside in, you'd be you would have no question.
[14:41] Speaker 5: Would there be smelling nuts? Matt used to play with
[14:44] Speaker 5: the guy who's noticed smelling nuts?
[14:47] Speaker 2: What I mean when you say played with him? I
[14:48] Speaker 2: played for you with him?
[14:49] Speaker 1: Or who is okay? So how it came about. How
[14:55] Speaker 1: it come about was that him and his wife used
[14:58] Speaker 1: to argue quite a bit sometimes, and we played a
[15:00] Speaker 1: game and he's at the bar and he's had about
[15:02] Speaker 1: ten schooners and he wasn't good when he get a
[15:05] Speaker 1: few grogs and him, yeah, anyway, she was his wife
[15:08] Speaker 1: was sitting down with all the other wives and girlfriends,
[15:11] Speaker 1: and Chief was sitting amongst them, and Chief goes, Chimpy
[15:15] Speaker 1: was one of the worst. I feel so sorry for him,
[15:17] Speaker 1: so bad. He said. She's sitting there and he's looking
[15:21] Speaker 1: down at the group and he can see they're all
[15:22] Speaker 1: talking about him, so he's loving it's yeah anyway, but
[15:26] Speaker 1: his wife goes, does anyone give their wives or boy
[15:30] Speaker 1: husbands or boyfriends a head job? And the couple went
[15:34] Speaker 1: I tried to. I tried to once with so and
[15:37] Speaker 1: so she goes, I couldn't. His nuts just smelt so bad.
[15:41] Speaker 1: He's honestly, they were filth. She goes, Oh, just thinking
[15:45] Speaker 1: about it makes me want to vomit. And they're all
[15:47] Speaker 1: looking at him, and he's chiefs. He has got his schooner.
[15:50] Speaker 1: This guy. Yeah, like you been spoken about. So then
[15:54] Speaker 1: of course the word got out and Joey, Joey, Joey
[15:59] Speaker 1: is really sensitive feelings. Every time in the game he
[16:01] Speaker 1: drop a ball during the game or do something on
[16:04] Speaker 1: the team video. You just cant are smelling nuts. Smelling nuts,
[16:07] Speaker 1: just pull your head in, mate.
[16:09] Speaker 4: So maybe he could have done with some badger's still down.
[16:11] Speaker 1: The badger soul.
[16:13] Speaker 2: So what is there a fact? Is there a negative
[16:15] Speaker 2: effect on your body that you've been bathing in it to.
[16:17] Speaker 1: The last that's all been positive. As you know, I
[16:20] Speaker 1: was bleeding from the anus for a little bit that stopped.
[16:22] Speaker 2: So did you end up getting your You're still.
[16:25] Speaker 5: Waiting, still want to hear back from the place I'm
[16:28] Speaker 5: be going there. I've contacted a different specialist.
[16:30] Speaker 3: You're so impressive.
[16:33] Speaker 1: It's like Trisha. They rushed me into the the GP.
[16:37] Speaker 1: Great mate, and hast mate, we better get onto this
[16:39] Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and all of a sudden the place
[16:42] Speaker 1: that they suggested that we're trying to book into. They
[16:45] Speaker 1: just can't be bothered getting back to it. A little
[16:47] Speaker 1: bit busy at the moment, just.
[16:49] Speaker 4: Has to have evaluated. Isn't that part of a job?
[16:52] Speaker 1: I'm bleeding from the asshole. Let's get this man in here.
[16:55] Speaker 2: Maybe it's maybe they're a little bit worried because you've
[16:57] Speaker 2: been requesting colons every week for the lot for the
[17:00] Speaker 2: last twelve years.
[17:01] Speaker 1: I'll have a second opinion on that.
[17:04] Speaker 2: Maddie John's we can't have you in here again. You're
[17:06] Speaker 2: a waste of tax players money. You know what I'm
[17:09] Speaker 2: doing this week? Well, just before we get off a
[17:11] Speaker 2: bit of footy staff the first sideline commentary role. I'm
[17:17] Speaker 2: not shipping on anyone sideline commentary Sunday afternoon at Brookie
[17:22] Speaker 2: over nights versus Manly Wow, Sea Dog on the sideline
[17:27] Speaker 2: and down to Sea Dog for the expert opinion.
[17:30] Speaker 3: Down here.
[17:31] Speaker 4: How did you enjoy it last week? Working with gave
[17:33] Speaker 4: our man gave Yeah.
[17:34] Speaker 2: Those listeners that have been listening to family podcasts, Yeah,
[17:38] Speaker 2: gavel on gaviscon gav is the he's the anchor on
[17:41] Speaker 2: that shows a host of it. He heads it up.
[17:43] Speaker 2: It was call team. It was very good.
[17:45] Speaker 1: I would I'll see this give you tips straight away.
[17:48] Speaker 1: Don't underestimate what a tough job that is on the
[17:51] Speaker 1: side of it is.
[17:52] Speaker 4: I don't think I don't think Matt enjoyed it.
[17:54] Speaker 1: It is so easy commentating from up in the box
[17:57] Speaker 1: because you just sit You can pick and choose your
[17:59] Speaker 1: moments when you want to come in in ball rolls,
[18:01] Speaker 1: in the touch chat, you've got a great view of
[18:03] Speaker 1: the game. You can see things sort of unfolding down
[18:05] Speaker 1: you're at ground level. You don't see that much, and
[18:08] Speaker 1: you don't know when they're going to come to you.
[18:09] Speaker 1: They'll just go down, Hey, Coop, what's going on? Yeah, yeah,
[18:11] Speaker 1: breeze from the southeast. You've already told us that a
[18:13] Speaker 1: little earlier. So it can be a tough job. You
[18:17] Speaker 1: just got to have a little notepad there and just
[18:18] Speaker 1: make a few notes on the run. Can they come
[18:20] Speaker 1: down to you. You've got something for it, all right.
[18:22] Speaker 1: And whenever you hear in the coverage and they go right, Coop,
[18:25] Speaker 1: what did they say? What do they what? The coaches
[18:27] Speaker 1: say at halftime, you just make that up. So he
[18:29] Speaker 1: just because no one tells you when they're coming out,
[18:31] Speaker 1: and you'll say maybe to the coach, say no, assistant's
[18:33] Speaker 1: going to go, mate. He said, what we've got to do.
[18:36] Speaker 1: We've got to hit the blind side. We've got to
[18:38] Speaker 1: target this bloke, so just make it. Just say, oh,
[18:40] Speaker 1: I was just talking to the coaches. You just came
[18:42] Speaker 1: out of the shed justin Wholebrook, and he said, mate,
[18:44] Speaker 1: what we're going to look to do. We're gonna load
[18:45] Speaker 1: up Kayleon Pong on the left hand side and look
[18:47] Speaker 1: to switch to the little them around a little later
[18:48] Speaker 1: in the garden.
[18:49] Speaker 2: So they make all that shit up.
[18:51] Speaker 1: I would imagine, well used to.
[18:53] Speaker 2: Good point because no one that's a good point because
[18:55] Speaker 2: no coach is coming out and then telling them what
[18:58] Speaker 2: they want to focus on. So then can air it
[19:00] Speaker 2: out on live radio.
[19:01] Speaker 1: Maybe they do tell them. I totally used to make
[19:03] Speaker 1: it up. So you just had a real quick conversation
[19:06] Speaker 1: with Ricky Stewart. Rabsey sends his best for your birthday. Meanwhile,
[19:10] Speaker 1: what he said was, mate, they're going to attack the
[19:12] Speaker 1: totally made it up.
[19:12] Speaker 2: The weird thing is I'm going to have Like Jack
[19:14] Speaker 2: made a good point to me the other day. He goes,
[19:16] Speaker 2: you're going to have like mates on the manly bench
[19:17] Speaker 2: and the knights bench. They're going to be looking at
[19:19] Speaker 2: you with your little headset on and you Pepolo doing
[19:22] Speaker 2: the sideline comment. It's going to be so awkward for me?
[19:25] Speaker 4: Will it be?
[19:28] Speaker 2: Probably?
[19:28] Speaker 1: Imagine that? What about the applause when you walk out
[19:31] Speaker 1: the crowd, like you know, the hero, the hero returning
[19:35] Speaker 1: like Julius Caesar himself. I will say, wear passage.
[19:38] Speaker 2: Probably just wear me like the work merch they've given me.
[19:41] Speaker 2: Probably just wear that the work bench.
[19:46] Speaker 1: Why don't you wear Why do you make a statement?
[19:52] Speaker 1: Why don't you make a statement? Why don't you turn
[19:54] Speaker 1: up with the do this to be?
[19:56] Speaker 2: Because now that you said it on the potty, I'm
[19:57] Speaker 2: going to do it.
[19:58] Speaker 3: That would actually be very good.
[20:00] Speaker 4: Yeah, like you know you do boo or deboo sideline?
[20:05] Speaker 2: I might do the old Brad Parker were all black
[20:08] Speaker 2: and so I've come from a funeral.
[20:10] Speaker 1: I'll get something for you and I'm happy to run past.
[20:13] Speaker 1: Run this past gave everyone.
[20:15] Speaker 2: Why would you need to run a past?
[20:17] Speaker 1: Day?
[20:18] Speaker 2: But you think, why would you need to run a past?
[20:19] Speaker 2: Like you think you run as.
[20:22] Speaker 1: Well now because what I'll say to Gav is so
[20:24] Speaker 1: he can sort of get things.
[20:25] Speaker 2: But your arrival, mate.
[20:26] Speaker 1: I think I'm going to I'll do the thinking on
[20:29] Speaker 1: behalf of you using my imagination. I think that you
[20:33] Speaker 1: can have your own How could I say gimmick is
[20:36] Speaker 1: the sideline but you actually start to build your own
[20:38] Speaker 1: brain on everyone? Everyone is. You've got so many people
[20:41] Speaker 1: who do sideline. Why don't you stand out for something
[20:43] Speaker 1: a little bit different. I'll speak to Gave, I get
[20:46] Speaker 1: them to give you take a throne to the game.
[20:49] Speaker 1: Every time you sideline, have a throne and you turn
[20:52] Speaker 1: up with like a suit with a tucksu you don't want,
[20:55] Speaker 1: and you just always sit there.
[20:56] Speaker 2: I like it, I actually like it.
[20:57] Speaker 1: And you sit there with like a finger food want
[21:00] Speaker 1: like a plateau and a wine.
[21:02] Speaker 4: Grapes, someone feeding your grape grapes.
[21:05] Speaker 3: Yeah, Cavia, get the touchy, get the touch the touch
[21:08] Speaker 3: its feed your grapes thro out the game.
[21:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like kind of like Russell Crowe gratitator
[21:12] Speaker 2: and they go coop down there and I just give.
[21:14] Speaker 2: Even though it's a strictly audio platform, they said Matt
[21:17] Speaker 2: Thoms will go. What do you think on the sideline, Coops,
[21:18] Speaker 2: I'll just give him a thumbs up or a thumbs out.
[21:20] Speaker 2: Here he's given the thumbs up.
[21:21] Speaker 1: I love Gladiated Gradiator. But anyway, but what don't you have,
[21:27] Speaker 1: d Dad.
[21:27] Speaker 3: It's called vadger seal and the veadg of soul.
[21:31] Speaker 1: Soul. Why don't you sit on the right hand side,
[21:34] Speaker 1: have an artisan board like you with cheeses and things
[21:37] Speaker 1: like that, and on the left hand side you just
[21:39] Speaker 1: sit there with it with your favorite bottle of red.
[21:41] Speaker 3: You know what, maybe a nice I reckon that'd be.
[21:44] Speaker 3: That'd be totally in the two two GB budget. I
[21:47] Speaker 3: reckon for it's a sideline commentary.
[21:49] Speaker 5: With audio by the lordes Food.
[21:52] Speaker 3: And I think you've missed the point. I think the
[21:55] Speaker 3: point is that the budget would be completely wasted for
[21:57] Speaker 3: an audio platform.
[21:59] Speaker 2: I love it. I love it, throwing it up. Let's
[22:02] Speaker 2: turn if for any of our back if any of
[22:04] Speaker 2: our family potty backstays listeners are down there, prepare to
[22:07] Speaker 2: see me tucked up and down the throne.
[22:08] Speaker 1: And what they should do? They should cut to you.
[22:10] Speaker 1: It's like, Cooper, you should have it? What could I say? What?
[22:14] Speaker 1: What could his term be like, what do they a
[22:18] Speaker 1: duke just go down the sideline the duke Cooper John's.
[22:21] Speaker 2: Or Jake Duke the duke Yeah, oh yeah, like the
[22:27] Speaker 2: third they do like yeah, Dubia John the fifth, Yeah,
[22:31] Speaker 2: the fifth down the Cooper John's the fifth, son of Maddie,
[22:35] Speaker 2: nephew to Joey.
[22:36] Speaker 4: First cross And I did nothing.
[22:39] Speaker 2: You pushed me out, Yeah I did not.
[22:42] Speaker 5: They cut you me out, so you literally did I
[22:45] Speaker 5: sacrifice and stomach and.
[22:47] Speaker 2: You nearly killed me in there as well, let's not
[22:49] Speaker 2: you wrap the umbilica call around me.
[22:50] Speaker 4: Now you nearly killed me.
[22:52] Speaker 2: Well let's take.
[22:53] Speaker 1: It both killing me. But as I hold your hand,
[22:59] Speaker 1: Trish people listening, I'm holding your hand, you're holding my hand. Honestly,
[23:03] Speaker 1: I could not think of a better vessel to carry
[23:05] Speaker 1: my children.
[23:07] Speaker 3: Your vessel made you sound like you're an alien and you.
[23:11] Speaker 2: You're a sub and dad, I couldn't think of a
[23:15] Speaker 2: better vessel to break anything.
[23:18] Speaker 4: Just stop this conversation.
[23:19] Speaker 2: I couldn't better vessel to enter that.
[23:22] Speaker 1: Let's let's get on a bit of mature maps.
[23:26] Speaker 2: Can you keep one last thing? Can you give me
[23:28] Speaker 2: a word?
[23:30] Speaker 1: Slip a word?
[23:31] Speaker 2: Can you give me a word? I'm going to try
[23:33] Speaker 2: slip it in the commentary this.
[23:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm seeing the preposteros the sun. It's supposed to
[23:38] Speaker 3: be twenty seven degrees and all sunny this weekend. Can
[23:40] Speaker 3: you put it? Can you put the word blizzard in somehow? Yes?
[23:44] Speaker 1: Done?
[23:44] Speaker 2: That's easy.
[23:45] Speaker 1: And where this one compromt?
[23:47] Speaker 2: What does that mean?
[23:48] Speaker 1: Compromt means using some information. It's like a sort of
[23:51] Speaker 1: a clever way of blackmailing. So comproment it's an old
[23:54] Speaker 1: term which is used by the stars in East Germany,
[23:57] Speaker 1: and it was to use information to extort from someone else,
[24:01] Speaker 1: so to be like saying, okay, let's say, for instance,
[24:04] Speaker 1: you said to Piggy Riddell, yeah he got full the game.
[24:06] Speaker 1: So hey, Piggy, I'm just going to give you a
[24:08] Speaker 1: little bit of inside in something mate made the boys
[24:10] Speaker 1: know that you ate a lot of the pies last week.
[24:13] Speaker 1: I went, but mate, don't worry. I've looked after it.
[24:16] Speaker 1: But you know, mate, throwing a few bones through through
[24:18] Speaker 1: the game, a few raps, that's the way. That's a
[24:20] Speaker 1: compromand it's a it's a way of blackmailing a person
[24:23] Speaker 1: certain weight of a game.
[24:24] Speaker 2: So I could say, like I got some inside word
[24:27] Speaker 2: out of Anthony Seabelt, because I've got some photos of him.
[24:29] Speaker 2: He was a compromat for me. He told me, this
[24:31] Speaker 2: is what they can do a halftime Yeah, okay.
[24:33] Speaker 3: Said they said Jeffrey Epstein did that. That's what they're saying.
[24:35] Speaker 3: That's how he caught people out. He would set it
[24:37] Speaker 3: up and then he would say come to them months
[24:40] Speaker 3: later and say, look, you've been caught out for this, yes,
[24:43] Speaker 3: and that she might have been underage, but don't worry.
[24:45] Speaker 3: I'm sorting it out and you're going to be fine.
[24:47] Speaker 3: And then they suddenly think they owe him a favor.
[24:50] Speaker 1: Jesus, this has taken a naice term from sideline commentary. Yeah,
[24:54] Speaker 1: that's exactly what it is. Hey, piggy mate, don't worry
[24:57] Speaker 1: about this blow. But trust me, I've looked.
[25:00] Speaker 4: After it because he ate too many pies.
[25:03] Speaker 1: See, you're afraid to give me a few wraps first,
[25:05] Speaker 1: cross Kerb. It's the conditions, how both sides looked in
[25:09] Speaker 1: the in the warm up, down and where the wind's
[25:11] Speaker 1: coming from. Okay, when does wind come from the southeast?
[25:17] Speaker 1: Saving the manly seagulls at the moment? Back to you,
[25:19] Speaker 1: I'll take.
[25:19] Speaker 2: My compass down.
[25:20] Speaker 3: Good should be in a panic. You'd be like, it's
[25:22] Speaker 3: coming from the north, No weight, it's coming.
[25:25] Speaker 2: Hang on a second, it's swelling. It's a blessing, hang
[25:29] Speaker 2: on going. Sorry, I just realized I'm in the locker room.
[25:31] Speaker 1: I don't know where I am, but for me, it's
[25:32] Speaker 1: quite It actually is quite surreal because I used to
[25:35] Speaker 1: listen to Continuous Call and growing up, and the sideline
[25:37] Speaker 1: commentrator was a bloke called Tony mcgay. It was a legend.
[25:41] Speaker 1: He was great, one of the great.
[25:43] Speaker 2: Guys to gain from one legend to another.
[25:45] Speaker 1: It is and they roder let's get and the balls gown.
[25:48] Speaker 1: There's a little break and play Tom derivoid, its walks
[25:50] Speaker 1: it in across the dead ball line, go line drop
[25:52] Speaker 1: out for manly sidelight eye, get a ray and he'd
[25:56] Speaker 1: always be up. So when they're crossing to your mate,
[25:59] Speaker 1: you've got to be up up. Ye Who's who's going
[26:02] Speaker 1: to be the lead commentator?
[26:03] Speaker 2: I think it's Matt Thompson and Piggy Redell.
[26:05] Speaker 1: Good on your Piggy, Thanks mate. But this is what's
[26:07] Speaker 1: happening right now. Back to you. You want people on
[26:09] Speaker 1: the radio. Sounds got to sound exciting.
[26:13] Speaker 5: It's got to sound different to the commentary books. Why
[26:18] Speaker 5: so that you know it's going from the sign.
[26:19] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the phone again.
[26:22] Speaker 3: Just give.
[26:24] Speaker 2: She's had an opinion on a lot of areas. She
[26:27] Speaker 2: has no idea what it hang on.
[26:28] Speaker 3: I think is right. I think is right. I think
[26:30] Speaker 3: you're the person that if there's a stoppage and play
[26:33] Speaker 3: and something boring has happen, you've got to create the
[26:35] Speaker 3: atmosphere begun.
[26:36] Speaker 2: If they just went down to c on the sidelane,
[26:38] Speaker 2: they turned me mic up and I'm just down. They
[26:39] Speaker 2: going nobody, that's too much heaven No, much.
[26:45] Speaker 1: Better be hilarious. And people have gone, hang on, we're on,
[26:48] Speaker 1: We're on smooth.
[26:50] Speaker 2: And they have little micro sleep on the road.
[26:56] Speaker 1: To dangerous to the main talking point maps.
[26:59] Speaker 4: Oh gosh, Tricia.
[27:00] Speaker 5: Now I haven't been watching, so I'm not interested. But
[27:03] Speaker 5: this is just I do you think it's the lowest
[27:05] Speaker 5: form of human behavior? And I refuse to watch.
[27:08] Speaker 1: This is just a general question to you, Trish, which
[27:10] Speaker 1: I'm hoping you can solve and give some insights here
[27:13] Speaker 1: because I'm not being this is what I'm about to say.
[27:17] Speaker 1: Can people say, oh, that's misogynistic, but it's not, I
[27:22] Speaker 1: am not sure. In that break on our show on
[27:27] Speaker 1: Sunday Night, Fletch goes who's watching maths and a couple
[27:30] Speaker 1: of ladies in the audience just go. They actually said, mate,
[27:33] Speaker 1: some of the way some of the women are on there,
[27:35] Speaker 1: the way they speak to women and the men is
[27:37] Speaker 1: an absolute disgrace. One of the ladies said, Oh, it
[27:40] Speaker 1: makes me really embarrassed the way they carry and it's
[27:43] Speaker 1: so trish. When you watch shows like that, you see
[27:47] Speaker 1: that nearly all of the men. But I wanted to
[27:50] Speaker 1: they coexist. They all get on pretty good. They sort
[27:52] Speaker 1: of compromise each other, just sort of to work together
[27:55] Speaker 1: as a unit, whereas in the other room you got
[27:59] Speaker 1: the girls that are just backstabbing and tearing each other apart.
[28:02] Speaker 4: Just nasty.
[28:03] Speaker 5: Why, well, I think, well, I think it has more
[28:06] Speaker 5: to do with the type of person that's going on
[28:07] Speaker 5: there in the first place. Yeah, and that's all I say.
[28:10] Speaker 5: Do you think they and I don't think the guys
[28:12] Speaker 5: are blameless either. I've seen a couple of them. There
[28:15] Speaker 5: was one guy who's going out with some horrid men
[28:20] Speaker 5: or married to her, and she was having jibes at
[28:23] Speaker 5: a guy the other day and it was a guy
[28:26] Speaker 5: and then he started kicking on. I went on, what
[28:29] Speaker 5: are you three years old? They just I just think
[28:31] Speaker 5: it's just graceful.
[28:33] Speaker 1: Behavior at school at school.
[28:34] Speaker 2: Yeah, but they I think personality wise, they try to
[28:37] Speaker 2: get very like assertive, loud women and then like kind
[28:40] Speaker 2: of submissive, like submissive men who were kind of like, go,
[28:44] Speaker 2: they want the dominant woman in a relationship.
[28:46] Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they'll bring in a tyson.
[28:48] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[28:48] Speaker 2: But then there was a guy. Yeah, there was a
[28:49] Speaker 2: guy on there who was quite a he was quite
[28:52] Speaker 2: the aggressive one. But they I think they like because
[28:55] Speaker 2: I think because guys are more like less confrontational when
[28:58] Speaker 2: it comes to like verbal disagreements on. So I think
[29:02] Speaker 2: at the dinner parties and that the guys were kind
[29:03] Speaker 2: of just like they'll just ignore someone or they'll just
[29:05] Speaker 2: like go sit with someone else. With the girls is
[29:08] Speaker 2: like they'll just if you're disrespecting them, you'll know about.
[29:12] Speaker 3: It if the girl. If the guys get to the
[29:14] Speaker 3: point as personal as the girls are getting to each other,
[29:17] Speaker 3: you just know it's going to end in physical violence.
[29:19] Speaker 5: When I was younger, I used to like prefer hanging
[29:22] Speaker 5: out with boys than girls. They were just less complicated
[29:25] Speaker 5: they're happy just to go out have a good time dancing,
[29:29] Speaker 5: and I love that.
[29:30] Speaker 2: How many boys you're hanging out with?
[29:32] Speaker 4: I tune out with quite a few, like eleven.
[29:35] Speaker 5: Yeah, And I wasn't allowed to have boyfriends or anything,
[29:39] Speaker 5: but like my mom and dad knew that, like Pete.
[29:43] Speaker 4: Jenna, Phil, they would come by our house like you know,
[29:47] Speaker 4: they'd run out of petrol or the car break down.
[29:49] Speaker 1: They were in their forties, the principal of the school.
[29:55] Speaker 4: I love those boys. They were great.
[29:57] Speaker 2: You love them.
[30:00] Speaker 1: It's got me in this year. It's really good cause
[30:02] Speaker 1: it's my favorite time of the night. I yell out,
[30:06] Speaker 1: of course, after three sixty three, that's how good it is.
[30:10] Speaker 1: Three sixty I missed the first half now three sixty,
[30:12] Speaker 1: so I can fast forward through with the ad breaks.
[30:14] Speaker 1: And then what that lends itself to is I missed
[30:16] Speaker 1: the first twenty maths, so you can fast forward through
[30:19] Speaker 1: those add breaks. And myself and and Jack's partner Jam
[30:23] Speaker 1: we just stu up there together and just watch it.
[30:25] Speaker 1: It's our time, side by side.
[30:28] Speaker 4: Why people like watching that so much?
[30:31] Speaker 2: It's just I rang my mate James Sidery yesterday on FaceTime.
[30:36] Speaker 2: They're sitting there yeah, it just had a new boy too. Yeah,
[30:42] Speaker 2: but they were sitting there and no attention. I said,
[30:46] Speaker 2: what are you watching? Watching Maths? Everybody's watching it last year.
[30:50] Speaker 3: This year has been like I haven't watched it since
[30:52] Speaker 3: the first season. Living with a couple of the boys,
[30:54] Speaker 3: and we watched it the first series that come out.
[30:56] Speaker 3: It was amazing. But this this year. I don't know
[31:00] Speaker 3: what's happened the last few years, but this year it's
[31:02] Speaker 3: like every episode there is something. They've got to be actors.
[31:05] Speaker 3: I refuse to believe they are real people.
[31:08] Speaker 4: Okay.
[31:09] Speaker 5: I got told by someone that knew someone that was
[31:13] Speaker 5: on well, I don't know, a while ago, the chasm of.
[31:17] Speaker 1: Someone as well.
[31:19] Speaker 2: Imagine saying that in the court of law.
[31:20] Speaker 4: Okay, when have you ready?
[31:21] Speaker 2: Sorry?
[31:24] Speaker 5: That they actually got substitutes in to act as their
[31:30] Speaker 5: parents for the wedding, like their parents wouldn't go.
[31:33] Speaker 2: Oh interesting, yeah, I went, yeah, that makes sense. I
[31:36] Speaker 2: get that if I went on, would you just come
[31:38] Speaker 2: to the wedding? I reagon news to be sweet.
[31:41] Speaker 4: I really prefer you didn't go on.
[31:42] Speaker 1: I would it's an opportunity to promote myself.
[31:46] Speaker 2: Sitting there with all backstage merchants.
[31:49] Speaker 1: Would anyone like to say any words. Yeah, I'd just
[31:51] Speaker 1: like to say a few words, Cooper. I'm just so
[31:54] Speaker 1: proud of you. And of course on Thursdays and Sundays,
[31:56] Speaker 1: don't forget the late show with Maddie John's and Sunday
[31:59] Speaker 1: Night anyway, sorry, father, back on.
[32:02] Speaker 2: And it's it's funny, no, father, it's I was. I
[32:05] Speaker 2: was on my show yesterday on se and Friday's nine
[32:08] Speaker 2: to twelve Morning Glory was Maddie Johns and I was
[32:09] Speaker 2: talking about love and how it's an ideology that has
[32:13] Speaker 2: the longest lasting ideology and it made me think I
[32:17] Speaker 2: have any.
[32:19] Speaker 1: When I went to the Olympics in Paris, there was
[32:22] Speaker 1: there was an athlete, sorry Na Brusing, there was a
[32:27] Speaker 1: there was an athlete whose parent was like a TV
[32:31] Speaker 1: personality and it works in the news and it so
[32:34] Speaker 1: I was like having a chat and this went on, mate,
[32:36] Speaker 1: how good is that? Off the microphone and he he
[32:38] Speaker 1: just took the microphone in my hand. Mate. It was perfect,
[32:41] Speaker 1: And he goes, well, thanks, Maddie really appreciate it and
[32:44] Speaker 1: turned the camera and started to do and yeah and
[32:48] Speaker 1: made it was good. He was he was fantastic. I
[32:50] Speaker 1: thought he was good. Talent from throwing my bone. So mate,
[32:53] Speaker 1: what are you doing on Thursdays and Sundays? Okay, you
[32:58] Speaker 1: got something for.
[32:59] Speaker 2: I have a new segment. I have a new segment.
[33:02] Speaker 2: It's called Cooper's Conspiracies.
[33:03] Speaker 1: Oh okay, Tim Foil, we need to grab some now
[33:08] Speaker 1: before this starts.
[33:08] Speaker 3: Why, I'll let you people know you. My camera's gone off,
[33:12] Speaker 3: it's ran out, so I'll come into Cooper's camera for
[33:15] Speaker 3: this segment. I believe.
[33:16] Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to, you can come. We'll switch
[33:18] Speaker 2: seats when I do it for you. But basically, what
[33:21] Speaker 2: this what this segment is, right, I was thinking today
[33:24] Speaker 2: and I think Trush actually said this a long time
[33:25] Speaker 2: to me ago, but someone's brought it back up to
[33:27] Speaker 2: me this morning. So I've gone to that and I've
[33:29] Speaker 2: picked up some Doritos. Now, basically what this is is,
[33:32] Speaker 2: I've got a conspiracy the dorito's taste. Each packet tastes different.
[33:36] Speaker 2: There's big Doritos, there's a middle pack Doritos, and there's
[33:39] Speaker 2: small doritos. Everybody says the same thing. The smaller ones
[33:41] Speaker 2: are the best. There's less chips, but there's more flavoring
[33:43] Speaker 2: in it. I've got a theory that they put the
[33:46] Speaker 2: same amount of flavoring even in the big packets, all
[33:48] Speaker 2: the way to the small packets. I disagree, you disagree
[33:51] Speaker 2: with me, Well, Cooper's conspiracy. I have a big packet
[33:54] Speaker 2: of I've got small packet Doritos. I've got a medium Doritos.
[33:57] Speaker 5: But in the big pack you know full well and
[33:59] Speaker 5: good sometimes like because sometimes you search for them and
[34:01] Speaker 5: throwing the ball one with more of the seasoning on it.
[34:04] Speaker 1: Well, I'll give it a crack.
[34:06] Speaker 2: You guys got to be eyes closed. You and Matthew,
[34:08] Speaker 2: I'll hand you. You have to say it, and you
[34:11] Speaker 2: think it's the big packet or the small packet, and
[34:13] Speaker 2: then at the end I'll score you out of three disappointed.
[34:16] Speaker 4: They're not twisted cheese twisted like they used to make.
[34:18] Speaker 1: You want chicken twisted.
[34:21] Speaker 2: Close your eyes because close your eyes. Close your bloody eyes.
[34:25] Speaker 4: Bloody eyes, close your eyes.
[34:29] Speaker 3: What are you doing?
[34:30] Speaker 2: Is it just selfish in the bedroom?
[34:34] Speaker 1: Stop talking about masturbations.
[34:38] Speaker 5: This is not making good radio When I can't no
[34:41] Speaker 5: one's speaking well, it's audio build.
[34:48] Speaker 2: Ever, put your hands out.
[34:51] Speaker 4: Can I start eating all that good one?
[34:56] Speaker 3: That's a good sounding crunch in the mind.
[34:59] Speaker 4: That's a great one. Whatever that one is, it'll be
[35:02] Speaker 4: hard to beat.
[35:02] Speaker 2: Big, medium or small, small, small?
[35:06] Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I'm just saying that is.
[35:08] Speaker 5: All I'm going to say is that is you couldn't
[35:11] Speaker 5: have any more seasoning on that.
[35:12] Speaker 4: So which everyone was? That one was? It's a winner.
[35:15] Speaker 1: I think you're right if that is a small packet.
[35:17] Speaker 1: I think you're right that was except I have to say.
[35:20] Speaker 3: What are you reckon?
[35:20] Speaker 2: True? You just got to guess something is? Otherwise what
[35:22] Speaker 2: are we just going to face?
[35:23] Speaker 4: Upon what you said? I'll go that it's a whole she's.
[35:27] Speaker 2: A punished at how do you do this?
[35:30] Speaker 4: But you're just not looking at it From my.
[35:31] Speaker 1: Perspective, my purple heart just dropped off our pictures.
[35:34] Speaker 3: Forget forgets the concept of everything.
[35:37] Speaker 1: So which one is it?
[35:38] Speaker 4: Tru well?
[35:39] Speaker 5: Based upon what you said, because I don't believe it,
[35:42] Speaker 5: I'll say that it's a small packet.
[35:44] Speaker 2: Suck your bloody sucked.
[35:46] Speaker 4: Okay, all I'm saying is that that was highly seasoned.
[35:50] Speaker 2: I hope everyone everyone listening is their mothers do the
[35:53] Speaker 2: same thing.
[35:53] Speaker 5: Well, I know that this is the bigger pack just
[35:55] Speaker 5: from the sound effects.
[35:57] Speaker 2: Okay, I'm giving you put those beautiful hands out. You
[36:07] Speaker 2: have such nice hands, mam.
[36:09] Speaker 4: Thank you.
[36:10] Speaker 5: Well, this is a much bigger chip to start with.
[36:12] Speaker 5: I've got my eyes closed, less seasoning. I'm going to
[36:17] Speaker 5: say this is the big packet.
[36:18] Speaker 3: I haven't even eaten it yet.
[36:22] Speaker 2: How do you how have you stayed married?
[36:24] Speaker 4: Do you look it first before you eat it?
[36:28] Speaker 2: You?
[36:28] Speaker 3: Sure?
[36:29] Speaker 1: What are we talking about here?
[36:31] Speaker 4: Whatever you like? Say that's a big one.
[36:36] Speaker 2: That's a big packet.
[36:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's a small packet.
[36:38] Speaker 2: No, that's a big you said the small on the
[36:41] Speaker 2: first one. You think I'm smaller.
[36:43] Speaker 1: That's a small one.
[36:44] Speaker 2: My eyes yet, because you've got one more?
[36:46] Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, hang on? Or what about small? Medium?
[36:48] Speaker 1: Do what I've done. I'm going to go. I'm going
[36:50] Speaker 1: to go. I didn't know there was a medium. I'm
[36:51] Speaker 1: going to go. The first one was medium, that one
[36:53] Speaker 1: was small.
[36:53] Speaker 4: Is there a medium?
[36:55] Speaker 2: Yes? There is true. I did say that from the start. Sorry, okay,
[36:59] Speaker 2: so you're changing to you miss a lot of ship. Okay, mad,
[37:09] Speaker 2: here we go the last chip, hands out, hands out,
[37:12] Speaker 2: hands Okay.
[37:18] Speaker 4: On the basis of that, I would say that that
[37:20] Speaker 4: was the medium.
[37:21] Speaker 2: You think that's the medium one, that's a big one. Okay,
[37:26] Speaker 2: you may open your eyes.
[37:27] Speaker 4: It's nicely flavored.
[37:30] Speaker 2: The results, Dad, you went three for three. The first
[37:33] Speaker 2: one was medium, second one was small, last one was big. Really, yeah, Trisha.
[37:39] Speaker 4: The first one was medium? Did you say medium? I
[37:42] Speaker 4: thought you said small.
[37:42] Speaker 2: He changed to medium because the last one had more flavor.
[37:45] Speaker 1: Again, yeah, I disagree.
[37:48] Speaker 2: You were for three. You said small, big, medium, and
[37:51] Speaker 2: pually medium small beak.
[37:54] Speaker 3: Can we just now, look, I'm not usually one to clarify,
[37:57] Speaker 3: but that you do understand then that was a game,
[38:01] Speaker 3: right you know?
[38:02] Speaker 5: All I wanted to say was that my point, which
[38:06] Speaker 5: also would have worked for the game, was that I
[38:09] Speaker 5: was going to say which one had the most seasoning
[38:12] Speaker 5: and then you could have matched it that gat.
[38:13] Speaker 1: Do I give you a why I've gone for that?
[38:16] Speaker 1: Why I switched? There was the first one, and when
[38:19] Speaker 1: I had my doritos, I generally have him in a
[38:22] Speaker 1: big packet, right that that first one I took actually
[38:25] Speaker 1: tasted different flavor, and I thought that was a small
[38:28] Speaker 1: one until until you give me the next one. I
[38:31] Speaker 1: have more flavor again, and there is a difference. And
[38:33] Speaker 1: the last one it wasn't so much that it had
[38:36] Speaker 1: less seasoning, it just didn't have that as an intense as.
[38:41] Speaker 3: Less love conspiracy.
[38:44] Speaker 2: I think it's true that.
[38:45] Speaker 3: Or is it? Well?
[38:46] Speaker 4: Not really? Because didn't you say the medium had the
[38:48] Speaker 4: most flavor?
[38:50] Speaker 2: I said the small? Why did I say? Why would
[38:52] Speaker 2: I ever say medium?
[38:52] Speaker 3: Now?
[38:52] Speaker 1: I said, I he said.
[38:54] Speaker 4: That the medium had the most Do you.
[38:57] Speaker 2: Listen when.
[38:59] Speaker 1: Try not to?
[39:00] Speaker 3: Try not to?
[39:01] Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened to the first one? I thought it
[39:03] Speaker 1: was small, becaus had more flavor until I had the
[39:05] Speaker 1: second one and had more flavor again.
[39:07] Speaker 4: But that's a matter of opinion because I didn't believe
[39:09] Speaker 4: that it isn't matter.
[39:11] Speaker 1: That's right, and I was right three from three.
[39:13] Speaker 4: Well, you're right, Well, according to my data, let this be.
[39:18] Speaker 1: Emblematic of what I have to put up with every day.
[39:21] Speaker 4: But I've disproved you. So you're just going with Matt.
[39:24] Speaker 4: You're saying you've.
[39:25] Speaker 2: Just yeah, I'm just going with Dad because but I'll
[39:28] Speaker 2: tell you what. It's excellent that this segment has followed
[39:30] Speaker 2: the maps chat because there's really epitomized my married at
[39:33] Speaker 2: first sights about.
[39:36] Speaker 3: Would you they're death staring each other at the moon,
[39:39] Speaker 3: would you.
[39:40] Speaker 1: If they did an experiment right where you had to
[39:42] Speaker 1: live with another husband another wife for one week. Would
[39:44] Speaker 1: you enter that, Yeah.
[39:47] Speaker 4: I absolutely would. Would I'd be running.
[39:50] Speaker 2: You got someone in mind.
[39:51] Speaker 4: It'd be hard to be worse than your brother to
[39:53] Speaker 4: go back to.
[39:53] Speaker 2: Her ex husband.
[39:55] Speaker 1: Yeah, she's had a few, Jack, Do.
[39:58] Speaker 2: You want to have a crack of it?
[39:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, give us a I don't really need the to
[40:02] Speaker 3: get in camera anyway, So yeah, close my eyes. Just
[40:08] Speaker 3: leave it on me, and then I leave it on you.
[40:11] Speaker 2: Just leave it on Cooper, leave it on me.
[40:15] Speaker 3: Close your eyes. Yeah, get your mind closer.
[40:18] Speaker 2: Don't want you to pick it up.
[40:19] Speaker 3: I don't want to get the crunch in the too loud.
[40:21] Speaker 4: Oh I thought you liked that?
[40:22] Speaker 5: Were you being facetious when you said it?
[40:27] Speaker 4: I'm not going to you have to feed him. He
[40:29] Speaker 4: doesn't know where his hand is, ned land his mouth?
[40:32] Speaker 2: Mean you guys did.
[40:35] Speaker 5: What do you think that is?
[40:36] Speaker 1: What do you think that I can take the next one?
[40:39] Speaker 3: Jack will give you of the moment I'm going to
[40:40] Speaker 3: say small?
[40:43] Speaker 2: Oh really?
[40:45] Speaker 3: Yeah? It was pretty flavorous on okay.
[40:48] Speaker 1: And you can't maneuver at any point?
[40:51] Speaker 3: Can you?
[40:51] Speaker 2: Can you? On this one? Just put your hand out
[40:53] Speaker 2: so I don't need to actually put it in your mouth.
[40:56] Speaker 2: Kind of feels weird.
[40:58] Speaker 4: Mhmm, you're a pleasure to watch it, though it's actually satisfying.
[41:05] Speaker 3: Large. Do you think that one's the live that was
[41:08] Speaker 3: definitely less than the first one?
[41:09] Speaker 2: Okay, okay, just shotting this case study stuff down.
[41:13] Speaker 1: Really, I love the way you love he's a statistician.
[41:19] Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't matter. We're going to break off a bit.
[41:26] Speaker 2: What's that one?
[41:27] Speaker 3: That one was small? So changing small? My first one
[41:30] Speaker 3: was medium and the middle one was large. Okay.
[41:33] Speaker 2: See you're saying you're changing the first one to a
[41:35] Speaker 2: medium and then big and then small. Jack, You've now
[41:38] Speaker 2: that just like that, it is true.
[41:41] Speaker 1: It is that experiment has proven it is true for boys.
[41:44] Speaker 2: Anyways, write a letter to I just did. I've already had.
[41:48] Speaker 2: I wrote it before. Excellent, I said, put a couple
[41:52] Speaker 2: of naked photos in there as well.
[41:56] Speaker 3: Imagine that.
[41:58] Speaker 4: Do you know what I've got?
[42:00] Speaker 5: I read an article the other day about weird new businesses. Okay,
[42:07] Speaker 5: this is where they're offered in Japan, the UK and US.
[42:10] Speaker 5: You can pay for professional cuddling services.
[42:14] Speaker 2: Nice the business Japan.
[42:15] Speaker 1: I don't doubt that.
[42:16] Speaker 4: UK and US though.
[42:17] Speaker 1: That's strange.
[42:19] Speaker 4: Rent a friend of.
[42:20] Speaker 5: Services I just called prostitution in Japan. Companionship for events
[42:25] Speaker 5: and outings and conversation.
[42:27] Speaker 3: That business would be quite the be quite well, are
[42:30] Speaker 3: going there be good business some people. Some people look
[42:32] Speaker 3: just to go.
[42:34] Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't want a relationship. They just want to
[42:36] Speaker 4: go to the movies with.
[42:37] Speaker 2: Someone, go for dinner someone, just like an escort.
[42:40] Speaker 5: Yes, without titling that because that has connotations with it
[42:43] Speaker 5: of a sexual nature.
[42:45] Speaker 4: Okay, there's things.
[42:46] Speaker 2: Called center rungs, his winger off the ball, put a
[42:51] Speaker 2: bomber for the stories.
[42:55] Speaker 5: Very Asian oriented crying cafes, emotional rules rooms Japan and
[43:01] Speaker 5: South Korea.
[43:02] Speaker 3: I think North Korea has those as well.
[43:05] Speaker 1: That must have been interesting because those are those cultures
[43:10] Speaker 1: that sort of encourage to hide your emotions.
[43:12] Speaker 4: Interesting, they're allowing them.
[43:14] Speaker 2: To bet when you're behind closed doors.
[43:16] Speaker 4: Have it this one?
[43:18] Speaker 5: Open conversations about death over tea. Death cafes in UK,
[43:24] Speaker 5: Europe and Japan. Death cafes where people could go and
[43:28] Speaker 5: talk about death.
[43:29] Speaker 2: Like wanting to.
[43:30] Speaker 5: I guess it's a part of a grieving process and morning.
[43:33] Speaker 5: But maybe it's like minded people.
[43:36] Speaker 1: I know when it would be interest how you agree?
[43:39] Speaker 1: Good hair going? Did I cook?
[43:41] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[43:42] Speaker 5: I think it's more about shared experiences and shared loss.
[43:46] Speaker 2: I feel like very quickly that would pivot to just
[43:48] Speaker 2: a place gathering for serial killers.
[43:52] Speaker 4: If you're evil keeper, I've got a do you.
[43:56] Speaker 3: I've got one where a cafe, right, so everyone has
[43:59] Speaker 3: the like that. You know, you've got Wi Fi and
[44:01] Speaker 3: you can work from a cafe, et cetera, et cetera.
[44:04] Speaker 3: But you know what I hate. If you work from
[44:05] Speaker 3: a cafe, you run into people you know, and that's time.
[44:08] Speaker 3: You know, it's good to see people you know, but
[44:10] Speaker 3: when you're trying to work, you're trying to work. I
[44:12] Speaker 3: would like to start a cafe that is a workplace
[44:16] Speaker 3: cafe where you have a time limit of two hours,
[44:19] Speaker 3: you have to order two at least two items off
[44:22] Speaker 3: the menu, and then you can you have a little
[44:24] Speaker 3: section of the actual cafe that is like you know,
[44:28] Speaker 3: there's a barrier barrier up so people can't see you
[44:31] Speaker 3: and you can sort of lock in having a little
[44:33] Speaker 3: one like a space like that, Like if you have
[44:36] Speaker 3: a small cafe where you can at least yeah, like
[44:38] Speaker 3: eight slots where people can you know, that's eight customers there.
[44:42] Speaker 3: I think that would go all right.
[44:43] Speaker 1: Do it in the cubicle have a silent section. I
[44:45] Speaker 1: like it, Jack.
[44:48] Speaker 5: I mean they do have works shared work spaces, but
[44:50] Speaker 5: I think they change them.
[44:52] Speaker 3: Yeah a fair bit. Two hours max. You can just
[44:54] Speaker 3: go in there and knock out some work for two hours,
[44:56] Speaker 3: change of environment, and you don't have to have the
[44:59] Speaker 3: you know, stop workflow and someone you know walks in.
[45:01] Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking. I know what you think.
[45:03] Speaker 1: If you just to start a cafe, it's like a
[45:05] Speaker 1: restaurant or something. I would prefer to start a cafe
[45:07] Speaker 1: that it's just breakfast, early lunch and then cuts off,
[45:11] Speaker 1: shut it down.
[45:12] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's you ram coop in. So when we're in
[45:15] Speaker 3: when we were in Japan, Itch you run Ramen is
[45:17] Speaker 3: like this massive franchise and basically you walk in, you
[45:21] Speaker 3: tag a letter. You don't have any interaction with people.
[45:24] Speaker 3: You just go into a little booth. You can go
[45:26] Speaker 3: in and like with someone with you next year, like
[45:28] Speaker 3: so I went with Cooper and basically you just go
[45:31] Speaker 3: and then there's a little blind that opens up, gives
[45:32] Speaker 3: you your food and then goes away.
[45:34] Speaker 2: You're like, it's an ATM. Almost you say what you want,
[45:37] Speaker 2: it prints out of ticket. You just passed the ticket. Through.
[45:39] Speaker 2: You don't even see the chef on the person server
[45:42] Speaker 2: on the other side, the cubicles little window. You don't
[45:44] Speaker 2: All you see is their hands.
[45:46] Speaker 4: Do you sit there and eat it?
[45:47] Speaker 2: Or is it taste there? And you can take it
[45:49] Speaker 2: away if you want. But their little hands pop out
[45:51] Speaker 2: and you just put your tag in there, they read it,
[45:53] Speaker 2: they bring out your amen, and then they shut the
[45:55] Speaker 2: blind again. Like you're just so isolated, and it's nice.
[45:57] Speaker 3: It's actually quite calming after this, Like if you scratched
[46:01] Speaker 3: their back, they got yours.
[46:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, itchy bunt.
[46:05] Speaker 3: There's lines out of the door. It's very hard to
[46:06] Speaker 3: get in. There's lines at lunch and even they're open
[46:09] Speaker 3: twenty four hours in Japan, like it's just loaded out
[46:13] Speaker 3: the door.
[46:14] Speaker 1: Its good. Really, they have the funkiest stuff, the Japanese.
[46:17] Speaker 4: They really do.
[46:18] Speaker 2: Mate. Heywood over there, the man who cried after sex
[46:23] Speaker 2: the first time he lost his virginity, Harry Hayward.
[46:25] Speaker 1: Of course, because he's half Chinese.
[46:28] Speaker 2: He's half Chinese, but he's yeah, of course, he's in
[46:31] Speaker 2: Communist Actually, he's over in Japan right now. We took
[46:35] Speaker 2: him to Tokyo back when we were sixteen, but he's
[46:37] Speaker 2: gone back with his partner Alex now and he's over
[46:39] Speaker 2: in he's in Hukkabar at the festival snow Machine.
[46:42] Speaker 1: Over his girlfriend over there.
[46:44] Speaker 2: Ye'd be fun shout out to but he The nickname
[46:47] Speaker 2: of why he cried after sex is no, it's a funny.
[46:52] Speaker 2: So we went to an all boys school and Hayward
[46:54] Speaker 2: tried to start a rumor around me, saying that he goes,
[46:58] Speaker 2: I'll start a good one about Coops and but he
[47:00] Speaker 2: told me the rumor first before he was going to
[47:02] Speaker 2: tell everyone. So me me, being quick on my feet,
[47:06] Speaker 2: I got to the whole school before he could the
[47:08] Speaker 2: next day and told him that Heywood had sex on
[47:11] Speaker 2: the week and he cried after it. So he come
[47:14] Speaker 2: in the next day and tried to go guess what
[47:15] Speaker 2: happened to Cooper on the weekend. Everyone was like, but
[47:18] Speaker 2: he didn't. Not as bad as your weekend there? What
[47:19] Speaker 2: I mean? Everyone knows he cried after he had sex.
[47:23] Speaker 2: So then when the boys his friend, oh, well, he
[47:26] Speaker 2: was going to do it to me then told me
[47:28] Speaker 2: the courtesy of four arms at schoolies and everything every
[47:33] Speaker 2: like even his name now group chat his cries after sex.
[47:36] Speaker 2: And we're twenty six now, it's a long time went
[47:38] Speaker 2: to school. There's a photo him in schoolies and the
[47:40] Speaker 2: boys when he fell asleep, they wrote on permanent texture
[47:43] Speaker 2: on his skin, cries after sex, and it was on
[47:46] Speaker 2: his skin for like three days and he couldn't wash
[47:49] Speaker 2: it off.
[47:49] Speaker 1: Does anyone do you know anyone that seriously cries after sexy?
[47:55] Speaker 1: Did you ever have Trusha Season one who cried afterwards?
[47:58] Speaker 1: Apart from me because bad?
[48:03] Speaker 2: Well, you probably cried because you knew that you let's
[48:07] Speaker 2: just stop.
[48:07] Speaker 3: Okay.
[48:08] Speaker 5: The US and there are goat yoga studios where you
[48:14] Speaker 5: do yoga with goats to add.
[48:17] Speaker 4: Fun and stress relief.
[48:18] Speaker 1: Apparently the gats penis how long it is?
[48:20] Speaker 4: Is it as long as the horses?
[48:24] Speaker 2: Yes, I've never seen it, s Guinea, I've never seen it.
[48:27] Speaker 1: What had I got to do with yoga?
[48:28] Speaker 2: I've never seen it, but it did feel long.
[48:32] Speaker 4: You're a bad Luxury dog hotels where we've seen more
[48:35] Speaker 4: of those.
[48:35] Speaker 5: They're global five star hospitality for pets, professional queuing services.
[48:42] Speaker 4: In the UK and Japan.
[48:43] Speaker 5: So it paid q standing for Hydeman drops of things
[48:47] Speaker 5: like whether it's in your apple whatever or whatever whatever.
[48:50] Speaker 1: Concert tickets and sporting tickets, people do that.
[48:53] Speaker 2: They reckon up people are doing at the moment. Are
[48:56] Speaker 2: puppy yoga in Sydney puppy yoga put the yoga on thing.
[49:00] Speaker 2: Then there's little puppies running around like with them.
[49:02] Speaker 5: So it's a bit like the go so fun and stressful,
[49:04] Speaker 5: it's dangerous, yeah, the little puppies. And the last one
[49:07] Speaker 5: I've got here is fake wedding guest agencies in China,
[49:12] Speaker 5: so they hire guests to boost event appearances.
[49:15] Speaker 2: Who wants more people that you're wedding your spaces And
[49:18] Speaker 2: there's an old movie where the guy has no friends
[49:21] Speaker 2: so he has to higher groomsmen. Oh yeah, wedding ring.
[49:25] Speaker 4: Is do you know when we're in India? I was
[49:29] Speaker 4: over there. I think I was one of the only brunettes.
[49:32] Speaker 5: Actually all the other girls were blonde and well because
[49:37] Speaker 5: obviously the blondes stand out, and about three or four
[49:40] Speaker 5: of them were over six foot and so everywhere we went,
[49:44] Speaker 5: people would come up and ask for photos like women,
[49:46] Speaker 5: groups of women, groups of men, men, women, families, all
[49:49] Speaker 5: these people. In the end our guide had to say
[49:51] Speaker 5: look stop because we were on a time frame.
[49:55] Speaker 4: And then our Indian guide was.
[49:58] Speaker 5: Saying one of the reasons they do that because they're
[50:01] Speaker 5: away on holidays at these places. So when they go
[50:03] Speaker 5: back to their villages or towns or wherever they're from
[50:06] Speaker 5: in India, they'll say, oh, look these are our friends
[50:09] Speaker 5: we met over there.
[50:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, they're friends. So like that's Fletcher's wife, right, was.
[50:16] Speaker 4: One of the Amy Vanessa? Yeah, Flora. They're all really tall,
[50:22] Speaker 4: stunning blonde girls.
[50:23] Speaker 1: I used to get photos when I was young of
[50:25] Speaker 1: like like four brunettes, and I'd say that I was
[50:28] Speaker 1: friends with four non blondes.
[50:32] Speaker 4: Oh, someone say, what's going on?
[50:39] Speaker 1: Can I finish with my Almost every opinion counts tipsy,
[50:44] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I.
[50:45] Speaker 4: Need the games because I don't know who's playing who.
[50:49] Speaker 1: Now this one is in relation to what is going
[50:53] Speaker 1: to happen tonight Alex Johnson. Of course tonight, if he
[50:57] Speaker 1: scores two tries, he breaks ken Irvines two hundred and
[51:00] Speaker 1: twelve try records, the most tries ever in the Australian
[51:03] Speaker 1: Rugby League and amazing, What an amazing occasion for a
[51:07] Speaker 1: j fantastic. But there's a lot of debate going when
[51:11] Speaker 1: the AFL, when Buddy Franklin broke a record and before
[51:14] Speaker 1: that Tony Lockett, the AFL let people swarm the ground
[51:17] Speaker 1: or the sug let them swarm the ground. At the
[51:19] Speaker 1: moment of the NRL and the Sug Trust are saying no,
[51:22] Speaker 1: no one is still allowed to swarm the ground. What
[51:27] Speaker 1: do you think about that? Should they be allowed to?
[51:30] Speaker 1: Here's the question.
[51:31] Speaker 2: It's a great question. I mean usually after seeing the
[51:35] Speaker 2: buddy franklmin I said yes, I said yes. But now
[51:38] Speaker 2: we're hearing the murmurs through the week giving it Souths
[51:41] Speaker 2: and Roosters. That's change it because they're both very historically violent.
[51:46] Speaker 4: Well, why don't you just say the sound supporters, how do.
[51:49] Speaker 2: You stop them? Well, how do you go stop Jersey?
[51:52] Speaker 3: If it's going to happen, they're just going to rush
[51:54] Speaker 3: and that's not going to be a huge d really. See.
[51:56] Speaker 5: I think Rooster's supporters are a little bit more arrogant.
[51:59] Speaker 5: I don't think they'll be that.
[52:00] Speaker 4: Excited about it. They'll sit in their seats and got
[52:03] Speaker 4: brush over this.
[52:04] Speaker 2: No, but trust me, anyone that gets a chance to
[52:07] Speaker 2: be a part of that moment and get out in
[52:08] Speaker 2: the field, they'll want to. And if the if the
[52:10] Speaker 2: game's not going the way they're wanting to, and they'll
[52:12] Speaker 2: bit frustrated with ref decisions. I'd be worried about the
[52:15] Speaker 2: ref safety.
[52:16] Speaker 4: Why don't you leave it for the end of the.
[52:17] Speaker 1: Game and fans on fans, that's the thing about it,
[52:20] Speaker 1: here's a question. I don't think that each of us
[52:23] Speaker 1: if it was your like, I would love to see it.
[52:25] Speaker 1: I love it. I would love to see it happen.
[52:27] Speaker 1: But if I was the one that had to make
[52:28] Speaker 1: the decision, if my job was riding on it, would
[52:31] Speaker 1: you let it happen? Trush, would you give now?
[52:33] Speaker 5: I'd let them go at the end of the field.
[52:35] Speaker 5: I think it's too big a disruption of the game
[52:37] Speaker 5: end of the game. I think it's too big a
[52:39] Speaker 5: disruption during the game and unfair on the your posting team.
[52:42] Speaker 3: That's my theory on way why Wayne doesn't want it,
[52:45] Speaker 3: Like it's a great spectacle and obviously the players are like,
[52:47] Speaker 3: that'd be awesome to happen. But for Wayne, I think
[52:49] Speaker 3: he's done the math on it, thinking logically, is that destructive?
[52:54] Speaker 3: If they've scored two tries, then there's a very high
[52:57] Speaker 3: chance that they're ahead in the game, and he's thinking, well,
[53:01] Speaker 3: I don't want the game to then the momentum to stop,
[53:03] Speaker 3: you know, like in tennis. You know, like in tennis,
[53:05] Speaker 3: how they do the old tactic is you go to
[53:07] Speaker 3: the toilet and you sit there and wait for the
[53:09] Speaker 3: opposition to cool down now and then you're in your
[53:11] Speaker 3: own head. That might happen if South City get a
[53:14] Speaker 3: quick lead and then something happens there.
[53:16] Speaker 1: You know, gatesmanship like that.
[53:17] Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be cool if like they let everyone on
[53:20] Speaker 2: the like surrounding almost the border of the field for
[53:24] Speaker 2: the like if it was like the last ten minutes
[53:26] Speaker 2: and they're just sitting kind of on the field, just
[53:28] Speaker 2: like get in a j because if I was the player,
[53:30] Speaker 2: I'd love it. Like he could tell was on your show,
[53:34] Speaker 2: and it could tell like it'd be a special moment
[53:37] Speaker 2: for you. Seeing the scenes that when Buddy Franklin kicked
[53:39] Speaker 2: his one hundredth goal or whatever it was that was
[53:41] Speaker 2: a thousands goal maybe it was, it was like, that's crazy,
[53:45] Speaker 2: that's that's a memory that is just going to be
[53:48] Speaker 2: embroidered his memory and the game of AFL forever.
[53:51] Speaker 1: And when you're a kid, When I was a young boy,
[53:53] Speaker 1: go up in the seventies, in the early eighties, we
[53:55] Speaker 1: used to do that. You used felt it like it's
[53:58] Speaker 1: cno of course, in the bush football, you would wait
[54:00] Speaker 1: full time, you run on, pat your heroes in the back.
[54:02] Speaker 1: Maybe we grabbed the corner flag. But also when I
[54:04] Speaker 1: was a young people went down to like Haard Oval
[54:06] Speaker 1: and they were planning it's the first game I'd ever
[54:08] Speaker 1: been to in Sydney and then they're playing the Roosters.
[54:11] Speaker 1: In a full time you could run on the field.
[54:12] Speaker 1: I remember like grabbing Gary Jack, like patting him on
[54:14] Speaker 1: the back, just going and block it and going mate,
[54:17] Speaker 1: this is surreal. I'm actually patting my heroes on the back.
[54:19] Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. It's a shame you can't have that now.
[54:21] Speaker 2: Yeah it is. I suppose it's a safety thing now,
[54:23] Speaker 2: but it's like realistically, I think rugby league and there's
[54:27] Speaker 2: there's a few imbeciles that ruin it for everyone. I
[54:30] Speaker 2: think like there's a few one off instances that ruin
[54:32] Speaker 2: it a safety thing for everyone. But ninety nine percent
[54:35] Speaker 2: of rugby league supporters they're good. They just want to
[54:38] Speaker 2: get in and they just want to be They just
[54:39] Speaker 2: want to have a chat and like have a picture
[54:41] Speaker 2: and be made to it.
[54:42] Speaker 1: A real supporter wouldn't go on there to actually try
[54:46] Speaker 1: to cause drama, hit another fan hit a player, and
[54:48] Speaker 1: would a fan I don't think. I don't think. I
[54:51] Speaker 1: wouldn't think that would happen. And I certainly would not
[54:53] Speaker 1: think that another fan would allow another fan to do
[54:55] Speaker 1: that to a player of But but but I do
[54:59] Speaker 1: understand it, I mean situation.
[55:00] Speaker 4: Okay, So what's your verdict?
[55:01] Speaker 1: Then?
[55:01] Speaker 4: What do you think?
[55:02] Speaker 2: Should they tally wrapping him up?
[55:04] Speaker 1: I would. I just think it's a great shame that
[55:06] Speaker 1: it can't happen. But if I was making the decision,
[55:09] Speaker 1: I'd say no because I would be holding him a breath.
[55:11] Speaker 1: And you've got to understand a week before, you've got
[55:13] Speaker 1: to think of the families as well, like the families
[55:15] Speaker 1: before the Roosters families and the players had to put
[55:20] Speaker 1: up with some imbeciles giving them death threats because they
[55:25] Speaker 1: made that they made the unholy error of losing a
[55:28] Speaker 1: football game. So people were jumping on giving the players.
[55:31] Speaker 4: Death Sorry their own fans.
[55:33] Speaker 1: Well, look they're not They wouldn't be fans people. I mean,
[55:36] Speaker 1: look these people, they're not fans. These people aren't fans
[55:39] Speaker 1: of anything. What they do they basically try to get
[55:42] Speaker 1: solace in their miserable lives by trialing people who are
[55:45] Speaker 1: better than them. That's what It's a twenty four hour job.
[55:48] Speaker 1: They have a little break, they have a long hard
[55:49] Speaker 1: day on the PlayStation and the finish off by people.
[55:52] Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with PlayStation, but.
[55:54] Speaker 1: That's that is that is the shame.
[55:57] Speaker 2: Yeah, foot tips, I got our games. Lets go, you're ready.
[56:01] Speaker 4: I'll track them down.
[56:02] Speaker 3: Are you writing them down? What's wrong? Baby?
[56:05] Speaker 2: You're talking to me on my baby?
[56:07] Speaker 4: What's the game?
[56:08] Speaker 2: Thursday night? Broncos Eels.
[56:12] Speaker 4: Sorry, I'll go Bronx.
[56:14] Speaker 1: I'll go Broncos.
[56:15] Speaker 3: I'm gonna go Eels.
[56:16] Speaker 2: Oh, Scoop, I'm going Bronx. Okay, next game, Warriors Raiders.
[56:22] Speaker 4: I'm going Warriors.
[56:24] Speaker 1: I'll go Wise.
[56:25] Speaker 3: I'll go the Raiders.
[56:26] Speaker 2: I'm going Wise. It's over there, love Strong. Last week
[56:31] Speaker 2: Roosters Rabbits.
[56:32] Speaker 4: I'm going Rabbits.
[56:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll go Rabbits as well.
[56:35] Speaker 4: Are you just copying me?
[56:37] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure the expert on Rabbits as well.
[56:40] Speaker 2: Ship. I want to be different, so I'm going to
[56:43] Speaker 2: go be best. Okay, Roosters, you're great, mate, DC, you
[56:47] Speaker 2: speak to him this week. I haven't spaked you on
[56:49] Speaker 2: this week. Let them just get into with their work.
[56:52] Speaker 4: Tigers, Cowboys, I'm going to Cowboys.
[56:55] Speaker 1: I'll go Tigers.
[56:56] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going Tigers. They get three weeks to think
[56:57] Speaker 3: about it.
[56:58] Speaker 1: I reckon, Yeah, yeah, I think yeah. I think they're
[57:01] Speaker 1: gonna have a solid years.
[57:02] Speaker 4: What about you, c J.
[57:03] Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Cowboys, Dragon Storm.
[57:06] Speaker 1: Storm, Storm in a really hard hardfore game storm as well. Okay,
[57:12] Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. Here it's my upset
[57:15] Speaker 1: of the round. I'm going to get dragons. Dragons. You're
[57:18] Speaker 1: going to dragons go to a preparation after the disappointing loss, mate,
[57:23] Speaker 1: Storm will be right up in their toes, violating paramount.
[57:27] Speaker 1: Here my upset.
[57:28] Speaker 2: I'm going Storm, and you're Storm to JJ yep. If
[57:30] Speaker 2: dragons win, I'll wear a muscle shirt on the potty
[57:32] Speaker 2: next week.
[57:33] Speaker 1: You need muscles to a muscle shirt.
[57:36] Speaker 2: I just wear an apron pens and Cronulla.
[57:40] Speaker 3: Panthers, Penris.
[57:43] Speaker 4: That's a tough one.
[57:45] Speaker 3: I mean they're in bathist.
[57:49] Speaker 1: I reckon after I think at this point of the year,
[57:53] Speaker 1: Cronulla out there to point prove a point. I'm going
[57:56] Speaker 1: to go on an upset of sorts. I'm gonna go Cranella.
[57:59] Speaker 4: You can just say, don't.
[58:04] Speaker 2: I Penroth and Manly Knights Sunday.
[58:09] Speaker 4: Go Manly.
[58:13] Speaker 3: It's a pretty desperate game for Manly to win. You
[58:15] Speaker 3: lose first two at home.
[58:16] Speaker 1: Jeez, I'll go Nights.
[58:18] Speaker 4: Okay.
[58:19] Speaker 1: I like what I saw in Fletcher Shower.
[58:21] Speaker 3: I actually think Manly might win this Coober.
[58:24] Speaker 2: Really, I'm going to go I'm going to go Manly.
[58:26] Speaker 2: I'm going to go Manly. I think no.
[58:28] Speaker 1: Fletcher Sharper sounds like a lot of the family where
[58:30] Speaker 1: they come from.
[58:31] Speaker 2: Dolphins, Titans. I just know who paid me, Dolphins, Titans.
[58:36] Speaker 4: I just show the same loyalty. I'm going Titans, Titans, Titans.
[58:42] Speaker 2: We have a choice.
[58:43] Speaker 1: I had two good a preseason, lose the first two
[58:45] Speaker 1: in a row.
[58:46] Speaker 2: Titans, good boy, Jack whatever, Titans. Thanks for another week
[58:53] Speaker 2: of the potty good episode.
[58:55] Speaker 1: Jack.
[58:55] Speaker 2: Thanks, it's good to have you back.
[58:58] Speaker 4: Write these up and keep track of them. I love
[59:01] Speaker 4: this for us. Every week and then Jack might look
[59:03] Speaker 4: at something about doing a Yeah, yeah, we'll have to
[59:08] Speaker 4: be fun. Get our listeners involved.
[59:10] Speaker 1: Writ up before we get down, Get down, get down
[59:13] Speaker 1: of the business.
[59:13] Speaker 2: Getting down.
[59:14] Speaker 4: You have a great We're getting big books.
[59:17] Speaker 3: Move on.

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