# Kama Sutra Breakdown

An episode of [Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1729949087), 19 Feb 2026, 50 min.

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Trish returns from India with stories, observations, and a surprising deep dive into the Kama Sutra. The boys recap a big weekend at LIV Golf Adelaide, from the crowds to the chaos. Plus why Matthew simply does not suit influencer events. Subscribe, Watch, and Follow Catch the full episode on YouTube and stay updated by following us on social media: Linktree: Backstage with Cooper & Matty Contact Us For any enquiries, email us at: contact@johnsmedia.com.au 0:00-Trish’s Back 4:20-India 17:00-LIV Golf 33:00-Out of Depth 41:20-Improvisation See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: I get our guys, just letting you all know. We've
[0:02] Speaker 1: got some really big episodes coming up. We've got our
[0:04] Speaker 1: season preview coming up on Monday, and the Vegas episodes. Vegas,
[0:10] Speaker 1: We're back again. We're going to do two or three
[0:11] Speaker 1: apps for you look out from They're going to be
[0:13] Speaker 1: really fun, really entertaining. And welcome to the podcast for
[0:17] Speaker 1: another week. And what an episode this is. It's like
[0:20] Speaker 1: the reunion, the family is all back together and Tricia's
[0:24] Speaker 1: return from India from the subcontinent. Trishall welcome. First question,
[0:29] Speaker 1: do you feel like you immersed yourself in the culture.
[0:33] Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't say that.
[0:39] Speaker 3: Don't leave it, Dad, because dud we play dud.
[0:50] Speaker 4: Dad plan this big luck Oh you know, trishaught to
[0:52] Speaker 4: be funny. We'll sit in that seat and we'll do
[0:54] Speaker 4: this grand reveal and you just go ah nah. And
[0:57] Speaker 4: then I said to Dad, you reckon, she's gonna of
[1:00] Speaker 4: her actor and like, just change it up. He actually won't.
[1:02] Speaker 1: How bag it to be?
[1:03] Speaker 4: She says, is no, and she just.
[1:05] Speaker 5: Goes, well, I'm not really so sure if I did.
[1:10] Speaker 1: Oh god, succinct and you even did a little bit
[1:14] Speaker 1: of the head yeah, the fat yeah, and if you
[1:17] Speaker 1: don't mind.
[1:18] Speaker 6: It wasn't his idea, it was mine.
[1:19] Speaker 1: Yeah, wowle your own idea, Trisa. Let's do repeat. Let's
[1:23] Speaker 1: still repeat. Let's see it works again. Were you go?
[1:28] Speaker 6: It's not the virus.
[1:31] Speaker 1: We're going to John's Fairly podcast for another weekend. What
[1:33] Speaker 1: a show we have here, it's the It's there, you
[1:36] Speaker 1: renew you and you go to the John's Family Podcast
[1:42] Speaker 1: for another week At this time is the reunion of
[1:43] Speaker 1: the John's Family. Tricia has officially returned from India. But Tricia,
[1:49] Speaker 1: do you think you immersed yourself in the culture? No,
[1:52] Speaker 1: not at all, Matt that way better?
[1:56] Speaker 6: Is that what you wanted? Is that what you wanted?
[2:00] Speaker 4: Get you? Why people divorced you?
[2:04] Speaker 1: A dressed like the taj Mahal itself, So you brought
[2:09] Speaker 1: that over there? Actually got to get the road of fosses.
[2:13] Speaker 6: This will be my new attire. The sorry, the earrings,
[2:18] Speaker 6: the head piece.
[2:19] Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the accent there?
[2:22] Speaker 1: Careful so much? I stopped off an island.
[2:27] Speaker 2: Oh, there's a lot of Irish over there, and they
[2:31] Speaker 2: were a fun group of girls.
[2:33] Speaker 6: Presents I do needy, Okay.
[2:37] Speaker 4: Do you get all these for us over there?
[2:39] Speaker 1: As well?
[2:39] Speaker 6: I did you with yours.
[2:43] Speaker 3: It is the.
[2:44] Speaker 1: Exactly what I wanted.
[2:47] Speaker 6: So what's this head covering?
[2:49] Speaker 3: I just.
[2:51] Speaker 4: So that's what the guy in Harry Potter wore when
[2:53] Speaker 4: he had the door down the front across.
[2:57] Speaker 2: That's it.
[2:57] Speaker 6: That's perfect. You've got a big head, can you not
[3:00] Speaker 6: fitted on Trish?
[3:02] Speaker 4: Of course he don't beat what are you doing? Massive brain?
[3:06] Speaker 6: And he took numerous did oh my god, you're a
[3:10] Speaker 6: picture of Aladdin. And also for you some cards.
[3:18] Speaker 1: To practice what you preached for a while before you
[3:19] Speaker 1: start heading them out.
[3:20] Speaker 6: I know the girls and I were looking through some
[3:23] Speaker 6: of them. We couldn't even work out what can I
[3:25] Speaker 6: have them?
[3:26] Speaker 3: Can I have them? So for the whole throughout the episode,
[3:28] Speaker 3: even if someone's going a random story, I was going
[3:30] Speaker 3: to flash to my camera and I'm not going to
[3:31] Speaker 3: flash a random card at a time.
[3:33] Speaker 6: Are they rated?
[3:36] Speaker 4: How are really are?
[3:39] Speaker 3: I'll blur it out.
[3:40] Speaker 4: And for the boys, you sense we shouldn't give Jack
[3:44] Speaker 4: that sort of responsibility because he's comeding. Timing is horrendous.
[3:49] Speaker 1: No, he's he's he's done it, going to work while
[3:51] Speaker 1: Trish has been away.
[3:52] Speaker 6: That's a nice And the Turban the Turban t shirts
[3:55] Speaker 6: for the boys.
[3:56] Speaker 1: Trish got one for me, so wet suit.
[3:58] Speaker 4: It's that tight my getting getting incense from India that
[4:03] Speaker 4: sort of seems like you can get them here too.
[4:05] Speaker 6: Yes, but not the original Indian incense.
[4:08] Speaker 1: Speak in India and the burning candles as well.
[4:15] Speaker 4: It's a sess not joke.
[4:18] Speaker 1: Is this very much Trisia? What was what was the
[4:21] Speaker 1: highlight of the trip? First? Come on? Tell us whatify?
[4:23] Speaker 1: Because people listening a little bit like there's a lot
[4:27] Speaker 1: of people that haven't been to India that think will
[4:29] Speaker 1: I go?
[4:30] Speaker 3: Will I not?
[4:31] Speaker 1: You know, health safety, all those things? What was like?
[4:34] Speaker 6: Well, none of it? I mean I talk.
[4:35] Speaker 2: I been called Mary Poppins because no matter what ailment
[4:38] Speaker 2: anyone had, you had a sore throat, I had something
[4:40] Speaker 2: in my bag allergies.
[4:42] Speaker 6: I've got it. So but no one got sick.
[4:47] Speaker 2: One of the girls Wrom did, but we actually think
[4:49] Speaker 2: that was because of the malaria tablets. They can actually
[4:52] Speaker 2: make you keep ignauseous. So quite a few of a
[4:55] Speaker 2: selected not to take those.
[4:57] Speaker 3: Were there any signs of that? What's the illness?
[4:59] Speaker 1: Call?
[4:59] Speaker 3: The end? Getting around the mone snippervirus nippers?
[5:01] Speaker 6: No, No, that's down in Wist Bengal, Oh, right, and
[5:05] Speaker 6: we were deadly.
[5:06] Speaker 3: I hated. I hated.
[5:09] Speaker 1: I never did it.
[5:09] Speaker 3: I did it once they tried to get me. Once
[5:11] Speaker 3: they put me in speedos and I pretty much cried
[5:14] Speaker 3: all the.
[5:14] Speaker 2: Way there, and I was glad it's too big Morning
[5:18] Speaker 2: Highlights Trusha, Oh highlights.
[5:22] Speaker 6: The tag was pretty impressive.
[5:24] Speaker 1: I lovely that she's doing.
[5:26] Speaker 4: She knows him personally, she's the building. Yeah, no, thanks, true,
[5:34] Speaker 4: I love that. Like we were watching the super Bowl
[5:36] Speaker 4: halftime show when Trish facetimed us from the tar and
[5:40] Speaker 4: my heal yeah, and she was like, hey, guys, like
[5:42] Speaker 4: I have a look at this, and Dad's going trying
[5:44] Speaker 4: to say just were just in the middle of the
[5:46] Speaker 4: like the super Bowl halftime bad Bunnies on can we
[5:48] Speaker 4: speak to you soon? And she's gon't like flipping the camera.
[5:51] Speaker 4: I wouldn't listen to him. Just go look at it,
[5:53] Speaker 4: look at the tar. We've seen it, We've seen it
[5:55] Speaker 4: on Google images all of our life. We'll talk to
[5:58] Speaker 4: you it give us ten minutes. And then she's trying
[6:00] Speaker 4: to keep she wouldn't let us get off the phone,
[6:01] Speaker 4: like she knew she was. It was half annoying us.
[6:04] Speaker 4: Who's winning the super Bowl Seahawks. Oh wow, that's exciting.
[6:08] Speaker 1: That's the shock.
[6:08] Speaker 4: Not really, there were a dollar twenty.
[6:11] Speaker 1: I don't speak like that, lady, gay.
[6:15] Speaker 3: I did.
[6:15] Speaker 6: I checked onto that. I didn't love it average.
[6:19] Speaker 2: I didn't think that song that she did with a
[6:22] Speaker 2: Latino influence suited that song, so therefore didn't.
[6:26] Speaker 6: Yeah, she just went along to it.
[6:30] Speaker 4: I was just watching Jack go through the deck of
[6:33] Speaker 4: Karmastruger cards and he's facial expressed.
[6:36] Speaker 2: He was just like, we were a group of you know,
[6:40] Speaker 2: mature women. We could not figure out how the hell
[6:43] Speaker 2: some of these things are happening.
[6:44] Speaker 4: Had to be a ConTroll sugars on conists.
[6:49] Speaker 1: Suppose that we were with the contortionist brother and of course, yeah,
[6:53] Speaker 1: shared our Calum Wishart.
[6:55] Speaker 4: Yeah shared Callum.
[6:56] Speaker 1: We asked him, can you do the same things? And
[6:58] Speaker 1: unfortunately it was born with a double job.
[7:02] Speaker 4: Well he didn't have his ribs removed.
[7:03] Speaker 6: Oh man. The Gunges was also very good.
[7:09] Speaker 2: The Gananjas yes, as we call it, okay, ver nassy,
[7:15] Speaker 2: very nasty.
[7:16] Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it also at the same time, like
[7:18] Speaker 6: it was really beautiful.
[7:20] Speaker 2: But at the same time, if there was one of
[7:22] Speaker 2: the places I didn't go that would be the one
[7:24] Speaker 2: I'd take off.
[7:25] Speaker 1: OK. So that's the place traditional seeks. That's where they
[7:28] Speaker 1: burned the bodies the Hindus.
[7:30] Speaker 2: And no, you were saying that, No, well, I don't
[7:36] Speaker 2: know where that is. It's not happening there. But the
[7:38] Speaker 2: Ganges itself, the river, I mean, you wouldn't go swimming
[7:41] Speaker 2: in it. But of course it was low tide on
[7:44] Speaker 2: one side of it, like there were camels and people
[7:47] Speaker 2: set up tents and they were camping there and was
[7:49] Speaker 2: riding on it. But in them during them monsoon that
[7:51] Speaker 2: totally fills that. That sand isn't there. But there's literally
[7:55] Speaker 2: two credatoriums along the Gunges.
[7:57] Speaker 3: Oh you see them?
[7:58] Speaker 4: Can you go in there?
[8:00] Speaker 6: You see them, they're right there.
[8:01] Speaker 4: They're public and you see people.
[8:04] Speaker 1: Yes, smell the burning bodies, Yeah, terrible, the appetite.
[8:08] Speaker 4: Smell that smell.
[8:10] Speaker 2: They put sandal ward and rosemary and all these other
[8:13] Speaker 2: things in so it doesn't smell like burning flesh and hair,
[8:16] Speaker 2: but it's just it's just pungent. And that night all
[8:19] Speaker 2: these boats come in. But the interesting thing, the interesting
[8:23] Speaker 2: thing I want to tell you about that they're privately
[8:25] Speaker 2: owned crematoriums. There's only two there but currently the government
[8:29] Speaker 2: is building their own right beside them, because because these crematoriums,
[8:34] Speaker 2: look at the total monopoly, they're owned by the one
[8:36] Speaker 2: family of the lowest class too, but they owned that land.
[8:40] Speaker 3: And in Ozark, it's quite handy he owns because he
[8:44] Speaker 3: obviously laund his money. He actually owns a crematorium. And
[8:47] Speaker 3: it's very handy if you've got a lot of enemies
[8:49] Speaker 3: to own a crematorium to get away a bit of murder,
[8:52] Speaker 3: very handy.
[8:53] Speaker 4: And like you said, the smell of hair, remember we
[8:56] Speaker 4: used to do it, like when you burn your mate's
[8:58] Speaker 4: hair at school or something like that.
[8:59] Speaker 1: With the lighter.
[9:00] Speaker 4: There's a joke stinks like can stink a.
[9:04] Speaker 1: Smell of burning liver to that's not nice, but I
[9:07] Speaker 1: mean it's a good business opening crematorium are literally dying
[9:10] Speaker 1: to get in.
[9:11] Speaker 4: Mad people people, dad, people died.
[9:14] Speaker 1: Awful, we're all going there.
[9:16] Speaker 2: But the other thing is like there is the belief
[9:19] Speaker 2: that people burn the bodies on the river. That's like
[9:22] Speaker 2: a Viking thing. That doesn't happen. What they do they
[9:25] Speaker 2: wrap the bodies in orange cloth and they submerge it
[9:29] Speaker 2: in the river because they find that it's holy. And
[9:32] Speaker 2: then the burning occurs after that. Four hundred kilos of
[9:36] Speaker 2: hardened mango.
[9:38] Speaker 4: Would interesting hardened mango would And.
[9:41] Speaker 6: You've got to try and have the body cremated within
[9:44] Speaker 6: five hours of death. You have to, so they'll travel use.
[9:47] Speaker 1: A cut and find that you might be just having
[9:49] Speaker 1: a snooze.
[9:50] Speaker 6: Yeah, Matt, you're so reverent. Irreverent?
[9:55] Speaker 4: What does that mean?
[9:56] Speaker 6: He knows what it means.
[9:57] Speaker 4: What does it mean?
[9:58] Speaker 3: It means?
[9:59] Speaker 1: Lie, he's now the other person where we oftentimes go
[10:03] Speaker 1: on trips. We're about to go on one. The boys
[10:06] Speaker 1: and I with Brian Fletcher. You're away with with Brian's wife,
[10:10] Speaker 1: Britt Fletcher has similarities between Brian and Britt.
[10:13] Speaker 6: She is joy in human form, really human. Oh my gosh.
[10:18] Speaker 6: She has a contagious laugh. She just has his zest
[10:22] Speaker 6: for life. She's the best lover.
[10:24] Speaker 2: And all the other girls were great, And I didn't
[10:26] Speaker 2: know a lot of the other girls. Now I've got
[10:27] Speaker 2: thirteen whole new friends.
[10:29] Speaker 4: You need more.
[10:30] Speaker 1: You're driving them mad, I don't think so.
[10:32] Speaker 4: Did you like did you have fun? Like? Did you
[10:35] Speaker 4: go out and stuff over there? Like? What was the drinking?
[10:38] Speaker 6: We did a fair amount of drinking.
[10:39] Speaker 2: Who knew that India creates its own very good rac They.
[10:45] Speaker 4: Have red wine over there.
[10:46] Speaker 6: They have red wine over their cabinet shrats, what are they?
[10:49] Speaker 3: Out of the.
[10:51] Speaker 1: Environment.
[10:52] Speaker 6: There is a there is an area I can't remember
[10:54] Speaker 6: what the name.
[10:54] Speaker 4: Is, which crematorium.
[10:57] Speaker 6: No, that's an X for you.
[11:00] Speaker 1: What the hell was She's like out of line, she's
[11:03] Speaker 1: lost comedic timing over there? She had it to begin with?
[11:06] Speaker 1: What about that?
[11:07] Speaker 6: That was very funny? In India, you asked the girls.
[11:09] Speaker 4: Well, okay, so that's the country. That's your demographic, the
[11:12] Speaker 4: Indian people.
[11:13] Speaker 1: There are differences between I find there are difference to
[11:16] Speaker 1: It's not saying one's right and one's wrong. It's difference
[11:18] Speaker 1: between the male and female humor. Absolutely there, yea, there
[11:21] Speaker 1: is funny.
[11:25] Speaker 3: One of these cards called rising position. Now I can't
[11:27] Speaker 3: show this, but I'm going to pass around everyone give
[11:30] Speaker 3: a description of what you would call it. I'd call
[11:33] Speaker 3: it drill press.
[11:36] Speaker 4: Is that like some sort of a karmas struts are
[11:39] Speaker 4: just letting everyone know, that's like the book of Tantras
[11:42] Speaker 4: sex position.
[11:42] Speaker 2: That's exactly right, you know. I would just say she's
[11:48] Speaker 2: quite agile and he's quite lazy.
[11:51] Speaker 4: Roger, Oh yeah, yeah, mate, This is how I was conceived,
[11:59] Speaker 4: wasn't it.
[12:00] Speaker 3: I'll look at that.
[12:02] Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it's actually you know, it's like a beasting. Sorry,
[12:07] Speaker 1: actually it's like too toyrant wish I was just tied
[12:09] Speaker 1: up together. Hostage got a rising position for three of hearts.
[12:14] Speaker 2: Yeah, well see I thought that I them because I
[12:17] Speaker 2: thought then you might start playing cards with me having.
[12:19] Speaker 1: To play cards with it tonight.
[12:20] Speaker 4: So they're playing cards.
[12:23] Speaker 3: There, they're playing you know what I mean, I get it.
[12:29] Speaker 1: Mother hopefully will have a game of poker.
[12:34] Speaker 6: I don't know how to play poker.
[12:37] Speaker 3: Maybe a bit to hold them as well, Yeah, you
[12:40] Speaker 3: hold them, I don't mind.
[12:42] Speaker 4: Hopefully they're twenty one.
[12:47] Speaker 6: Oh you're not funny.
[12:48] Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm so sorry.
[12:50] Speaker 6: So I was over with and like, we get these
[12:53] Speaker 6: phone calls. So I get the or the fridge is broken.
[12:57] Speaker 1: Next minute, don't talk like that.
[13:00] Speaker 6: She gets right on the phone. The oven's gone.
[13:03] Speaker 1: Oh so he did the oven?
[13:05] Speaker 7: Din?
[13:06] Speaker 6: Yeah, I went, what the hell are these idiots doing?
[13:09] Speaker 4: I had a theory that you like enjoy the chaos
[13:13] Speaker 4: of us when you leave, you sort of purposely, like
[13:16] Speaker 4: you know, might do a little bit of damage. So
[13:18] Speaker 4: that after like six days, she starts falling apart, so
[13:21] Speaker 4: subconsciously we all feel like we need her.
[13:24] Speaker 6: Yeah, what else fell apart?
[13:25] Speaker 3: One reckon, I'm seeing to myself she's done something to
[13:30] Speaker 3: the fridge. It was like two days after she left
[13:32] Speaker 3: too that you know, it's been you know, it's like
[13:35] Speaker 3: just waiting. It's like a trip mine waiting to happen. Bang,
[13:39] Speaker 3: where's Trush? We need her?
[13:41] Speaker 1: Yeah you do you manipulator? Okay, like stereotypes of India
[13:45] Speaker 1: which aren't fear but people you know, like going to
[13:48] Speaker 1: toilet on the street and that sort did see me
[13:50] Speaker 1: that you wouldn't have seen it.
[13:52] Speaker 7: Ah.
[13:52] Speaker 6: We saw some guys peeing along the streets.
[13:55] Speaker 1: Reject give me a look.
[13:56] Speaker 3: No, I'm looking at the position of your legs.
[14:00] Speaker 6: Saw men. We saw a man walking along the street naked.
[14:03] Speaker 2: I didn't see him actually, as we were driving between
[14:05] Speaker 2: cities at one point photo Sharonassi. There was some weird
[14:10] Speaker 2: things seen, oh in Varanassi like and they're just doing
[14:15] Speaker 2: it to get photos to get money there and they're
[14:18] Speaker 2: old men and they paint their body in like white paint.
[14:22] Speaker 3: They might be ahead of their time because only fans
[14:23] Speaker 3: over here is killing Well that's it.
[14:27] Speaker 6: And Britt did pay him to take a photo. Was
[14:30] Speaker 6: a designated.
[14:31] Speaker 4: Photographers dangerous dangerous anytime feel unsafe.
[14:34] Speaker 2: For that, let's say there's time. Well, we always had
[14:38] Speaker 2: guides with us and Australian guide.
[14:40] Speaker 4: And a.
[14:42] Speaker 2: Beautiful Indian guy. We felt quite protected. Oh yeah, yeah,
[14:46] Speaker 2: we didn't feel at all. I can imagine why the girls.
[14:50] Speaker 2: One night, a couple a few of the girls had
[14:52] Speaker 2: to leave early because someone wasn't feeling well and they
[14:55] Speaker 2: were put in a car and an uber to go
[14:58] Speaker 2: back to our hotel el. And they said it was
[15:01] Speaker 2: quite scary because they were men banging on the Yeah,
[15:05] Speaker 2: whereas usually we were in a bus seat so we're
[15:07] Speaker 2: up higher.
[15:08] Speaker 6: But because they were in an uber and they were on.
[15:10] Speaker 2: Street level that was in old Deerly though, that's quite
[15:14] Speaker 2: That would be a place you wouldn't go on your.
[15:17] Speaker 1: Because I mean, every city's got places you just don't
[15:19] Speaker 1: go to. You can stumble into them sometimes, an any
[15:23] Speaker 1: other things you can share with.
[15:24] Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what the other thing is like,
[15:26] Speaker 2: Britt was getting beautiful messages from her kids saying, oh Mom,
[15:30] Speaker 2: come home, we miss you.
[15:32] Speaker 6: When you're home, You're never going away again. Dad sucks
[15:36] Speaker 6: made you've always I don't even to hear anything from
[15:38] Speaker 6: you because that rules.
[15:40] Speaker 1: Rules, girls rule.
[15:42] Speaker 4: It was it was just fun to I suppose we
[15:46] Speaker 4: shouldn't say that. I mean it, it wasn't fun. It
[15:48] Speaker 4: was nice to have a break from each other, right.
[15:52] Speaker 6: Buddy, I know what you mean, and I'm very pleased
[15:55] Speaker 6: your head doesn't.
[15:57] Speaker 4: Fletcher's kids like young, How well are they?
[16:00] Speaker 6: The girls are like twenty nineteen fifteen.
[16:03] Speaker 3: It's getting crazy now, pretty I remember remember when we
[16:06] Speaker 3: were we were younger, we finished school. Now all the
[16:09] Speaker 3: hind Marshs and all the Fletchers they're like all like
[16:11] Speaker 3: finished school now it's wigging me out. Yeah, yeah, all
[16:14] Speaker 3: the hind Marsh boys, like remember when they had that skit.
[16:17] Speaker 3: Remember when I was off to work and they had
[16:18] Speaker 3: that skit where used a babysitting them, Remember copying in
[16:22] Speaker 3: the road. And then now they're all bloody eighteen nineteen
[16:25] Speaker 3: and they're all playing footy. It's crazy once.
[16:27] Speaker 1: Playing for Penrith Buster they're all best six for two
[16:30] Speaker 1: six three.
[16:30] Speaker 4: The wise man once told me, right, like life life short,
[16:34] Speaker 4: and as you get older, life actually accelerates and it
[16:36] Speaker 4: gets quicker.
[16:37] Speaker 3: I believe that I do. I do that.
[16:41] Speaker 4: Dad says that to me once a week or like
[16:43] Speaker 4: whenever he's it's a funny fortnight. Now's your handsome?
[16:47] Speaker 6: That HATNet?
[16:49] Speaker 7: Oh it really is.
[16:50] Speaker 6: It's gorgeous. The colors.
[16:51] Speaker 4: Well, me and Dad were in lived golf on the weekend, which.
[16:55] Speaker 6: Is quite contrasting to they.
[16:58] Speaker 4: Are, but like because me and Dad were rooming together.
[17:01] Speaker 4: So the fact the things that I've started, like, first
[17:06] Speaker 4: of all, Dad's Dad's ability to retell a story is
[17:08] Speaker 4: unmatched like anyone else, like he's but we knew that,
[17:12] Speaker 4: like he'll he'll guarantee he'll tell a story on today's
[17:15] Speaker 4: podcast that he told with Marty last week. He's just unbelievable,
[17:19] Speaker 4: just giving him a good run for his money today.
[17:21] Speaker 3: Yes she is.
[17:22] Speaker 4: But like Dad, maybe just the most O c D
[17:26] Speaker 4: person I've ever met in my life could be the
[17:30] Speaker 4: most to it to it like have you checked me in?
[17:35] Speaker 4: You know, hangs up, it goes into a room, hangs
[17:38] Speaker 4: up all of his stuff like.
[17:39] Speaker 6: Put annoying, so dependent annoying. Now I don't do it.
[17:45] Speaker 3: He is so dependent on you, like seriously, even the
[17:48] Speaker 3: day when you're off, you're off to a gig, Matthew,
[17:51] Speaker 3: and he's uber logged itself out. It was honestly to
[17:55] Speaker 3: do that. Either it was like Chernobyl, Yeah, all right,
[18:03] Speaker 3: logging to.
[18:04] Speaker 1: You, but it was, Yeah, I just feel a fill
[18:08] Speaker 1: off balance I was when we're white. I just kept checking,
[18:10] Speaker 1: took the charges I packed that they kept in a
[18:13] Speaker 1: bag about I reckon at the airport eight or nine times.
[18:15] Speaker 1: Then got in there and I just made sure I
[18:17] Speaker 1: put all the clothes in ascending order and then ascending
[18:21] Speaker 1: how so ascending so upwards?
[18:26] Speaker 3: Yeah, but how.
[18:31] Speaker 6: On a wardrobe black straight?
[18:32] Speaker 1: How do you.
[18:35] Speaker 4: Just don't find it if you're calor coded or what. No,
[18:38] Speaker 4: he's like, I get, yeah, he's actually wrong what he's saying,
[18:41] Speaker 4: but just everything, everything he says is wrong.
[18:43] Speaker 3: Just letting go and it sounds so damn.
[18:46] Speaker 1: Good though head And then at the end of the
[18:49] Speaker 1: second day, the lady came up and said, someone has
[18:51] Speaker 1: just checked out of their room. There's a speed room,
[18:52] Speaker 1: which one wants to take it. I said, please please
[18:56] Speaker 1: take the other room because I'd have to pack everything
[18:58] Speaker 1: up put them back in the room order.
[19:00] Speaker 4: But first of all, he goes, So she comes down,
[19:02] Speaker 4: she goes, oh, because like the running joke of the
[19:05] Speaker 4: weekend with everyone there was that like we're rooming together,
[19:07] Speaker 4: which is like just so weird.
[19:09] Speaker 7: And then.
[19:12] Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, I didn't.
[19:14] Speaker 4: Sorry, guys, I didn't know you were so upperclass that
[19:16] Speaker 4: burping wasn't a natural thing.
[19:19] Speaker 6: Oh you didn't apologize, you didn't.
[19:21] Speaker 4: Try and just had to get just snuck out to
[19:23] Speaker 4: say a loon. Now it's going back down below. Yeah,
[19:26] Speaker 4: and then Dad goes, oh, no, we're all right, wil No, No,
[19:30] Speaker 4: we're not all right. And then he was like oh
[19:32] Speaker 4: and then we had like this mini argument in front
[19:34] Speaker 4: of her. He's like, it's pretty nice waking up to
[19:36] Speaker 4: you every morning, and we're a little bit we're a
[19:38] Speaker 4: little bit hungover, and you know, we saw we sort
[19:40] Speaker 4: of help each other out. And I went, dude, like,
[19:42] Speaker 4: that's fine, but we've had two nights together.
[19:45] Speaker 1: At the end of the first morning after a first
[19:48] Speaker 1: night out, we'll talk about that in a second. Coop woke.
[19:51] Speaker 1: Coop come home late and in the morning and I said, hey,
[19:56] Speaker 1: you go mate pretty quickly, not that good. I said,
[19:59] Speaker 1: we listen, we you have to get up and get
[20:01] Speaker 1: going pretty soon to it. Let's get up, let's go
[20:03] Speaker 1: and have a swim. Coops like yep, and as we're
[20:06] Speaker 1: as we're swimming in the water down there. I said, mate,
[20:08] Speaker 1: it isn't nice to room together. We can just elevate
[20:11] Speaker 1: each other. That was right, And then by day three,
[20:13] Speaker 1: basically he'd moved out on me.
[20:17] Speaker 4: I'm a young single man. Had to just keep keep
[20:19] Speaker 4: the options open, you know.
[20:20] Speaker 3: I love it, Yeah, I love it. A couple of
[20:22] Speaker 3: days ago to like the day after you've got back,
[20:24] Speaker 3: you looked just looked horrendous. To when you walked in
[20:27] Speaker 3: the door. Cooper went off to the Gold Coast the
[20:29] Speaker 3: day after they got back, and Dad was just teeing
[20:32] Speaker 3: up the entire time. We kept coming up to me, going, pool,
[20:35] Speaker 3: tell you what feel bad for Cooper? Right now? Jeezy
[20:38] Speaker 3: be hurting? Oh yeah, he was giving me the whole
[20:41] Speaker 3: guys he reckons. You'd be battling along.
[20:42] Speaker 1: It was tough. So we drove back from the airport.
[20:44] Speaker 1: Then you had to turn around, you had to go
[20:45] Speaker 1: back to the airport for a shoot. Then you had
[20:47] Speaker 1: to get a Gold Coast. Yeah.
[20:49] Speaker 4: And in the context of my big weekends, that's pretty
[20:53] Speaker 4: it's got to be.
[20:53] Speaker 1: It's top three.
[20:55] Speaker 4: It was top three. I was going pretty hard.
[20:56] Speaker 6: And it was Sunday, Sunday night and.
[20:58] Speaker 4: I went hard early, like we got to their Friday
[21:00] Speaker 4: afternoon first night fever and I just like, yeah, really
[21:06] Speaker 4: really turned it on. Hadn't even been to the golf yet.
[21:08] Speaker 1: You can back this up.
[21:09] Speaker 3: I was.
[21:09] Speaker 1: I left about midnight that yeah, yeah, walked in. I said,
[21:12] Speaker 1: not really my scenes for a middle aged man turn
[21:14] Speaker 1: around gone yeah.
[21:15] Speaker 4: Yeah he did. And it was like we had a
[21:17] Speaker 4: fun little crew, myself, Munster, a couple of the other
[21:20] Speaker 4: boys and dad. Dad kind of did put his he out.
[21:23] Speaker 4: He went back home and did I run.
[21:25] Speaker 1: Into this group of guys, this young band who were
[21:27] Speaker 1: about to go to Japan and play history. I remember
[21:31] Speaker 1: it's Don West and I told him the history it's
[21:34] Speaker 1: local bloke, local Don West.
[21:36] Speaker 3: Shout out.
[21:36] Speaker 6: That's Jesse West.
[21:38] Speaker 4: West's cousin.
[21:40] Speaker 3: Us. Yeah.
[21:40] Speaker 4: Yeah, he's huge, over and done. He's like a jaz
[21:43] Speaker 4: singer and he's he's listening to Northern Beaches. He's big
[21:45] Speaker 4: over in the UK and America, big here, but.
[21:48] Speaker 1: Him the history of Japan is running the history of
[21:50] Speaker 1: Japan in two minutes. Yeah, he went, oh, okay, three mates,
[21:54] Speaker 1: And after I told him I was working for Reaction,
[21:55] Speaker 1: that went okay, good one.
[21:58] Speaker 3: I think his brother sells tuna.
[22:00] Speaker 1: It's John West.
[22:03] Speaker 4: You'd usually look that coop, no Jack. That was a joke, Dad,
[22:07] Speaker 4: and I was playing along. Usually you get that. You
[22:09] Speaker 4: got to stop drinking, mate, I'm worried about I'll.
[22:12] Speaker 1: Say the big mistake. On the first night, we're all
[22:15] Speaker 1: sitting there just having a beer a months ago, let's
[22:17] Speaker 1: have express Martinis. Yeah, okay, brought him in a kid,
[22:22] Speaker 1: You're not. They were served that the Expresso Martinez with
[22:25] Speaker 1: literally a fist full of cream on top, and then
[22:29] Speaker 1: I couldn't even get through it, and the Monster's order
[22:31] Speaker 1: another round, and we all that night were vomiting.
[22:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
[22:35] Speaker 1: It was so bad. It was so sickening.
[22:38] Speaker 4: It was you know what else was so bad that
[22:40] Speaker 4: the first drink when we got in there, Dad got
[22:41] Speaker 4: the first round. You got us all and I know
[22:44] Speaker 4: you want to keep this out, but I refused to
[22:46] Speaker 4: let you get away with this. After trying to blame Monthster,
[22:48] Speaker 4: why is everyone was sick? You got us a pint
[22:51] Speaker 4: of beer each and a shot of tequila as our
[22:53] Speaker 4: first drink.
[22:54] Speaker 1: Well, I got a Guinness. I'll get you Guinness.
[22:56] Speaker 4: And Munster had never had a Guinness before, and he
[22:59] Speaker 4: was like oh, I don't know if I can do
[23:01] Speaker 4: a Guinness and they guess, oh, you love it. The
[23:03] Speaker 4: trick is you got the first sip, has to stow
[23:07] Speaker 4: down to the label and you've got to try to
[23:08] Speaker 4: split it. Yeah yeah, which is everyone new. But Dad
[23:12] Speaker 4: sort of said it like he was the first one
[23:14] Speaker 4: to discover originator.
[23:16] Speaker 6: Well, since Monster said he'd never had a Guinness, I
[23:18] Speaker 6: can understand why he thought.
[23:20] Speaker 4: So.
[23:20] Speaker 6: Really conflicting cultures there, mother, brother.
[23:25] Speaker 2: So mother, like the Irish with the Mexican.
[23:30] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, true, the Cactus with the Mexican. Well the
[23:35] Speaker 1: other one. Mate live golf itself. I must say to people,
[23:38] Speaker 1: it's magic round in Adelaide for golf, and I'm not
[23:42] Speaker 1: a golfer. I don't watch the golf. It was sensational.
[23:46] Speaker 1: It's like that your late seventies when World Series Cricket
[23:49] Speaker 1: come in, made the music playing made just the whole atmosphere.
[23:54] Speaker 1: It was insane, it was good.
[23:55] Speaker 4: It was going shout out of the ripper house. So
[23:57] Speaker 4: that's where we were. That's like Cam Smith, that Cameron Smith,
[24:01] Speaker 4: the golfer. That's his sort of club, like that's the
[24:04] Speaker 4: team that he plays for. They actually won overall on
[24:06] Speaker 4: the team amount, so we got to celebrate with them
[24:08] Speaker 4: on the Sunday. But an awesome crew and shout out
[24:12] Speaker 4: to Nick, NICKI Jacobs, Nick Adams, Nick Adams, I missed
[24:17] Speaker 4: up with Nick Jacobs. Yeah, who's Nick Jacobs? Someone?
[24:20] Speaker 1: Yeah it is No, it's not.
[24:23] Speaker 4: Shout out Nick looked after us. But Cam Smith actually
[24:25] Speaker 4: to be with Cam Smith on the Sunday and he
[24:28] Speaker 4: was telling his best mate Dave listens to the potty
[24:31] Speaker 4: and he was there could have been the dunkest bloke
[24:33] Speaker 4: in Adelaide as well, just quietly Dave. And they're also
[24:36] Speaker 4: the biggest rugby league supporters like Cam and Dave just
[24:39] Speaker 4: had rugby league questions for everyone. Cameron Smith actually said
[24:42] Speaker 4: he goes. I said, oh, would you rather be a
[24:45] Speaker 4: golfer or a rugby league player? He said, if I
[24:47] Speaker 4: could put the six on for the Broncos tomorrow or
[24:50] Speaker 4: give it all up, which is because you said he
[24:52] Speaker 4: just grew up wanted to be a rugby league player
[24:54] Speaker 4: so bad, and which I find so funny because all
[24:57] Speaker 4: the rugby league players they'd all switch for golf tomorrow.
[25:00] Speaker 4: The golf lifestyle is the best sport of anyone. You
[25:02] Speaker 4: don't have to not doing pre season. You're getting run
[25:04] Speaker 4: out by everyone and you just win bulk amount of coins.
[25:07] Speaker 1: So friend that Scottish Scheffler come over and had to
[25:10] Speaker 1: chat Young Elvis, the Scottish.
[25:12] Speaker 4: Scheffler Dad, Scott Ship. Scott Scheffler's from the US. He
[25:18] Speaker 4: wasn't he wasn't even competing in the tournament. So here
[25:20] Speaker 4: was a chatting deal Mark, Mark Leishman, Joe and Joel.
[25:27] Speaker 3: And earlier in the week he told Fletching Joel that
[25:33] Speaker 3: scottis Cheffler loves Fletching. Heindy and he was coming up
[25:36] Speaker 3: to telling him.
[25:37] Speaker 4: That no way, Scottish Scheffler is like one of He's
[25:40] Speaker 4: like an American and one of the biggest golfers in
[25:42] Speaker 4: the world. Did you think that whole time you were
[25:44] Speaker 4: talking to scottis Cheffler. That's Mark Leishman. He's part of
[25:48] Speaker 4: the Ripper team.
[25:49] Speaker 1: He was made. He was a great guy. But it's
[25:51] Speaker 1: funny a few of the golfers come back, mate, there
[25:54] Speaker 1: you going, Fletcher Height, he come down here, Young Elvis,
[25:59] Speaker 1: mate tears it champion bloke and as he's camera Smith's
[26:04] Speaker 1: his dad and do you know your name? Yeah?
[26:07] Speaker 6: Please please?
[26:08] Speaker 4: You see him Green eggs and hand.
[26:11] Speaker 1: He mate, champion bloke. We mate. We bonded at one point.
[26:15] Speaker 1: When you're at the after party, he said, mate, all
[26:17] Speaker 1: the golfers Kemp Smith sold me in there he goes years.
[26:21] Speaker 1: So I walked in. He goes, mate, good to see
[26:22] Speaker 1: you again. Thanks for coming, I said, mate, You're the
[26:24] Speaker 1: only reason I come here. He said, bullshit. I said here, mate,
[26:27] Speaker 1: look at the text. He mate, Oh made that? Thanks
[26:31] Speaker 1: made that means a lot.
[26:33] Speaker 4: You actually did. They were inseparable. My favorite thing, like
[26:36] Speaker 4: because Dad had caught up with Dave Gleeson obviously from
[26:38] Speaker 4: the Screaming Jets early that day, so he was out
[26:40] Speaker 4: having beers with Glease. I said, you got to come
[26:42] Speaker 4: to the after party. Like everyone at the ripper house
[26:44] Speaker 4: or the golfers, they want to They want to meet
[26:46] Speaker 4: you and have a beer with you. And Dad walked in.
[26:48] Speaker 4: He was well hydrated, and Dad's walking through. Obviously you
[26:52] Speaker 4: know what Dad's like, Jack, He's just got a fact
[26:54] Speaker 4: for everything, Like, so he walks in. Obviously he thought
[26:57] Speaker 4: it was scottis Cheffler was Mark Leishman, but him and
[27:00] Speaker 4: Mark were wrapped around each other, just talking for hours
[27:03] Speaker 4: and hours, and as Dad was making a way over
[27:05] Speaker 4: our us. I was with Nick Callum, Wishart and Falcon
[27:09] Speaker 4: from The Spider Unemployed. You know him Jack, who's an
[27:12] Speaker 4: absolute legend, such a good crew. And he goes, oh,
[27:15] Speaker 4: here he can't Falcon's and here he comes your dad,
[27:16] Speaker 4: And I said, Falcon, Dad's big thing in life is
[27:20] Speaker 4: if you've been to a country or something. He wants
[27:22] Speaker 4: a fact on every country. My dad wants to have
[27:25] Speaker 4: a fun fact on every country so we can have
[27:27] Speaker 4: a conversation with anyone about any geographical location. So I said,
[27:31] Speaker 4: pick the niches country you can and say you've just
[27:34] Speaker 4: come back from there, and just see if he's got
[27:37] Speaker 4: a fact for it. And he goes, right, he come
[27:41] Speaker 4: up with Chad. Chads, it's like a tiny country in.
[27:44] Speaker 1: Landlock Country in Africa, in Africa.
[27:46] Speaker 4: So Dad comes out. He goes, yeah, boys, Callum, what's
[27:48] Speaker 4: going on. He goes, oh, man, he just just tell
[27:51] Speaker 4: him the boys about I just come back from Chad
[27:53] Speaker 4: last week. And Dad goes. I see Dad's face. He
[27:56] Speaker 4: has no idea like a fact on Chad. And all
[27:58] Speaker 4: he could say was Chad, what the fuck do you
[28:02] Speaker 4: go there? He goes, not on my bucket list?
[28:06] Speaker 1: And then then it walked away, but then again not
[28:08] Speaker 1: the Central African Republic who.
[28:13] Speaker 4: That was funny And I want to apologize to the
[28:15] Speaker 4: They had a golf simulator at Livgolf.
[28:17] Speaker 1: This is this is the best I had that.
[28:20] Speaker 4: And they said to me, Paps and months, so they go,
[28:23] Speaker 4: can you just come and have a hit on it,
[28:24] Speaker 4: like they must have just been getting people through have
[28:27] Speaker 4: a hit and then just take a photo with the simulator.
[28:29] Speaker 4: We went, sweep, we come have it here.
[28:31] Speaker 3: Now.
[28:31] Speaker 4: This was the night after I'd had one of the
[28:33] Speaker 4: great nights on Friday nights, so I was like still
[28:35] Speaker 4: recovering through. I was sweaty. It was that hot in Adelaide.
[28:38] Speaker 4: It's like thirty six degrees.
[28:40] Speaker 1: So we walk in there.
[28:41] Speaker 4: Monster gets it's closest to the pin, like must gets
[28:44] Speaker 4: were really close to the pin. Paps gets really close
[28:45] Speaker 4: to the pin. I'm coming up third and I'm nervous
[28:47] Speaker 4: as really worry. I'm like because everyone's watching me. They've
[28:51] Speaker 4: got the cameras out.
[28:52] Speaker 1: So I go.
[28:53] Speaker 4: First swing, I miss, Second swing, I hit into the woods.
[28:57] Speaker 4: Third swing, I swing so hard the club flies out
[29:01] Speaker 4: of my hands, splits in half, the like I broke
[29:04] Speaker 4: the club. The top half of the club gets stuck
[29:07] Speaker 4: into the golf simulator and it breaks so no one
[29:10] Speaker 4: can use it for the rest of the weekend. And
[29:12] Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there going, oh my god, I have
[29:15] Speaker 4: cost these people.
[29:16] Speaker 3: An arm in the league.
[29:17] Speaker 6: What did they say?
[29:19] Speaker 4: They just laughed and they made me take pictures with
[29:21] Speaker 4: the club that was stuck in the golf simulator, and
[29:24] Speaker 4: then I just laughed.
[29:24] Speaker 3: I heard from someone down there to keep Is it true? Now?
[29:27] Speaker 3: Is it probably that you were showing Cameron Smith how
[29:30] Speaker 3: you hold your club?
[29:32] Speaker 1: Camera Smith, old Man, you had him cornered gut mate,
[29:35] Speaker 1: I hold it like that and camera smisths. Old Man's
[29:38] Speaker 1: just looking looking at me, looking at him, Is this
[29:41] Speaker 1: a joke? And he's going, yeah, mate, I like to
[29:43] Speaker 1: link like that. And he goes, well, I think you
[29:45] Speaker 1: probably should do it more like that.
[29:47] Speaker 4: That's not because he was because we were just telling
[29:49] Speaker 4: about how it flew out of my hands, and I said,
[29:51] Speaker 4: because I've been trialing this, I said to I've been
[29:56] Speaker 4: trialing this new technique. It's called the interlock method, where
[29:59] Speaker 4: your index finger on the left sort of links in
[30:01] Speaker 4: between the pinky and supposed to get your hands tired
[30:03] Speaker 4: of the club, and I'm watching him as I'm telling him,
[30:05] Speaker 4: and he's just gone. He's Queensland are so he's like
[30:08] Speaker 4: Harry bra the Smiths and the and the Grants, Harry
[30:12] Speaker 4: Grant's family, they are. They're basically the same, like Pig
[30:16] Speaker 4: Pig Grant would get along. They're just so Queensland. Like
[30:19] Speaker 4: everything that says is just like whatever cockhad. He's had
[30:23] Speaker 4: a few beers and he was gone. He said, well,
[30:26] Speaker 4: clearly that fucking grip's not working for said, I just
[30:30] Speaker 4: walked away.
[30:32] Speaker 3: Guys. I've got one more of these cards too, for
[30:34] Speaker 3: this here. So this one's called give me your description
[30:37] Speaker 3: of this what this one looks like. This one's called
[30:39] Speaker 3: supported Congress, the five of Hearts.
[30:41] Speaker 1: Wow, Supported Congress.
[30:43] Speaker 4: Supported obviously some sort of political thing.
[30:46] Speaker 1: Like Parliament of owls. Easy to perform.
[30:50] Speaker 3: Describe it to day.
[30:55] Speaker 6: Standing no words?
[30:57] Speaker 4: Smith, do you got horrible ignoring?
[30:59] Speaker 3: You?
[31:01] Speaker 6: Kind of disinterested?
[31:02] Speaker 1: Really I'm interested in this, okay?
[31:07] Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Supported Congress. You can see what you mean?
[31:11] Speaker 4: Is he doing he's doing a glut gluten stretch as well.
[31:14] Speaker 4: He's got those people have ever done the pigeon glute stretch.
[31:17] Speaker 4: He's got the thing like that. And he's saying, and
[31:19] Speaker 4: he's old. They're standing up and he's oh, my Lord almighty,
[31:23] Speaker 4: and she is there. She looks disinterested. One of the
[31:26] Speaker 4: times like, ah.
[31:28] Speaker 1: Yes, supported Congress. You know exactly what it is. Yes,
[31:34] Speaker 1: he's begging, she's showing disinterest. Just another night of the John.
[31:38] Speaker 4: I think that's one that conceived Jack John's.
[31:40] Speaker 1: But a couple of shout outs made I must say,
[31:44] Speaker 1: Cameron Monster, it is always great to catch up with Monster.
[31:48] Speaker 1: He is he is such a tremendous gentleman.
[31:50] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he is. We hadn't seen each other in
[31:52] Speaker 4: a little bit and he was just so excited to
[31:55] Speaker 4: catch up. We went out for dinner.
[31:57] Speaker 6: About me.
[32:00] Speaker 1: Callgiate Toots.
[32:01] Speaker 4: Yeah, he was, and he looks he looks happy and
[32:05] Speaker 4: he looks healthy. The mun dog.
[32:07] Speaker 6: So three children now three boys.
[32:09] Speaker 4: Three boys, I know, are they going for.
[32:14] Speaker 1: We're gonna have to ask to discuss that.
[32:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, believe it or not, that's maybe supported Congress didn't.
[32:20] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's probably the way. That's might be the
[32:22] Speaker 4: way they conceive girls supported Congress. But it was really
[32:25] Speaker 4: great to see him and a couple of other friends.
[32:27] Speaker 4: We saw Jarchie we've had on the podcast before one
[32:30] Speaker 4: of the great men.
[32:32] Speaker 1: That Ripper area there's it's the first time the River
[32:36] Speaker 1: I've ever gone into an area that has been really
[32:39] Speaker 1: exposed to an area that's designed for influences. You've got
[32:42] Speaker 1: to see it to believe it is.
[32:43] Speaker 3: The Ripper area.
[32:45] Speaker 4: It was a ripper I love I love that Dad,
[32:48] Speaker 4: like because Dad was the oldest Blake in the area too,
[32:51] Speaker 4: Like you would it would have been like Chris Judd
[32:53] Speaker 4: was there as well, but you're rather than judgy.
[32:56] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he looks older. Thanks, Yeah, he's says Telly's
[33:04] Speaker 1: uncle John.
[33:05] Speaker 3: Uncle John looks great for his age.
[33:07] Speaker 6: He's seventy. Yeah.
[33:08] Speaker 4: But it was very funny watching sort of Dad at
[33:12] Speaker 4: different stages would just kind of like be on his own,
[33:15] Speaker 4: just kind of looking around this guy. I wanted, is
[33:17] Speaker 4: there anyone who's near my age or demograts?
[33:20] Speaker 1: I just sort of saughter over the people and just
[33:22] Speaker 1: got it. You know, when they're all having the a
[33:23] Speaker 1: you walking go, you're joining the laughter.
[33:27] Speaker 6: Ah.
[33:27] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[33:28] Speaker 1: And every time I turned around, fucking Cooper and Munster
[33:31] Speaker 1: were taking the fist out of me to someone just
[33:33] Speaker 1: going like pointing, so I got him backwards. He was
[33:35] Speaker 1: saying some things about me to people Cooper, which were awful.
[33:40] Speaker 1: I'm not going to say where they are. I'm not
[33:43] Speaker 1: going to say this is what dad does for a job.
[33:46] Speaker 1: So I thought, lets it was a square up here.
[33:47] Speaker 1: So Cooper's chatting away. I forget it was talking about
[33:50] Speaker 1: childbirth or something. I said. I said to the girl,
[33:52] Speaker 1: here's something about Cooper that no one knows. He was
[33:55] Speaker 1: actually an anal bird. I won't look at any of
[33:58] Speaker 1: your mum's.
[33:59] Speaker 7: Bum And that was.
[34:01] Speaker 4: That was to a girl I was talking to the time,
[34:03] Speaker 4: and my chances he had done.
[34:06] Speaker 3: She told the one you said the other day where
[34:08] Speaker 3: the one of the girls you're chatting to, and then
[34:10] Speaker 3: your dad just was next to her, next to you awkwardly,
[34:13] Speaker 3: and then just started telling a fact, and then she
[34:15] Speaker 3: made the conversation go to an abrupt end. The one
[34:20] Speaker 3: she said the other day that there was a there
[34:21] Speaker 3: was one standing next year. Dad just just sat there
[34:23] Speaker 3: and just started telling a really fun fact. So overcastrians was.
[34:29] Speaker 6: She had no sumption.
[34:31] Speaker 1: She's about six foot six for two and she's standing muscle.
[34:35] Speaker 1: She goes, oh, you know I'm from Newcastle and I said, oh, yeah,
[34:39] Speaker 1: it's fantastic, you know great, we're really good. And then
[34:42] Speaker 1: we're sort of looking at the golf and there's a
[34:43] Speaker 1: few tall people in front of me. I went, oh,
[34:45] Speaker 1: you know they called Newcastle the Castrians. She goes, oh yeah, yeah,
[34:49] Speaker 1: I know that. Yeah, And I said, oh yeah, now
[34:51] Speaker 1: the Castrians. And halfway through and I was talking and
[34:55] Speaker 1: she goes, my god, you're short. That's all she said.
[35:00] Speaker 4: It really didn't even finished. He just goes, my god,
[35:01] Speaker 4: you're short. And then he just went oh right, yeah, yeah,
[35:04] Speaker 4: yeah I am.
[35:06] Speaker 1: But shout out. As I said before, I had a
[35:08] Speaker 1: couple of days with Glaso from the Screaming Jets. This
[35:11] Speaker 1: is contagious and just letting people know the Adelaide Fringe
[35:16] Speaker 1: festivals on. He's going to play a series of concerts.
[35:20] Speaker 1: He's got a band. I'm just trying to think of
[35:21] Speaker 1: their name. They've got their touring. There's Gluso, Ray This
[35:25] Speaker 1: Wilwait To Jack Jones, Wendy Matthews, and there's one more
[35:32] Speaker 1: person there, Jack Joe Cavalary that they called the Fabulous Cabruto.
[35:38] Speaker 1: That's Jack Fabulous Cabreto's and Gliso himself was going to
[35:42] Speaker 1: do a series of concerts. I think about four or
[35:45] Speaker 1: five nights in a row, which are going to be
[35:47] Speaker 1: the greatest songs in Australian music history.
[35:51] Speaker 6: Is that a tour like? Is that somewhere?
[35:54] Speaker 1: I think it might be able to They might, but
[35:57] Speaker 1: he's going to mash them all together.
[35:59] Speaker 6: I love that.
[36:00] Speaker 1: It's awesome. He's just I do you love a man?
[36:03] Speaker 1: People haven't met Dave Blueson, just one of the great men.
[36:07] Speaker 3: It's quite a coincidence too, that on Valentine's Day, of
[36:10] Speaker 3: all days, you gravitate to someone who at times can
[36:14] Speaker 3: resemble your wife.
[36:15] Speaker 1: Yea Gleiso and his wife Katie. There is that resemblance.
[36:20] Speaker 4: That's what he's saying. Gleiso looks like, do you have
[36:26] Speaker 4: something to say to daddy? Are you disappointed in him?
[36:30] Speaker 3: No?
[36:31] Speaker 4: Do you not like it when he says that to you? No?
[36:33] Speaker 1: I don't care, please said a good looking fellow.
[36:38] Speaker 2: Is the Hindu belief that I don't let other people's
[36:42] Speaker 2: words affect me.
[36:44] Speaker 1: Okay, let's say it's really sitting in that. Let's set
[36:48] Speaker 1: the timer on that one and.
[36:51] Speaker 4: I'm going to do your segment now. Then, now that
[36:53] Speaker 4: you just talked about music.
[36:55] Speaker 1: It is almost every opinion counts. And I thought, you know, Gluso.
[36:58] Speaker 1: The other day, I thought, let's your music. One greatest
[37:01] Speaker 1: band from Newcastle and their best song. Look, I'm going
[37:04] Speaker 1: to go the Jets screaming Jets. Yeah. My favorite song
[37:07] Speaker 1: is Helping Hand. Helping song.
[37:10] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm a silver chairman. I like
[37:13] Speaker 4: silverchair and I one that's grown on me as I've
[37:15] Speaker 4: gotten older. It used to be straight lines, but now
[37:19] Speaker 4: I like the greatest view.
[37:20] Speaker 1: Awesome.
[37:21] Speaker 6: So you are my son? That was my pick.
[37:23] Speaker 1: You are my mother, You came out of you came out,
[37:27] Speaker 1: Bono said.
[37:28] Speaker 4: The song apparently the greatest view, yep, yeah, watch you.
[37:35] Speaker 3: Tell me and God the greatst view from here.
[37:42] Speaker 1: We were just in sync. That was what we did.
[37:45] Speaker 1: Or we can all the room together.
[37:46] Speaker 4: We literally, Ah, That's how I know you're my dad.
[37:50] Speaker 1: The only thing he woke up one day and said,
[37:52] Speaker 1: can you put some pants on?
[37:54] Speaker 6: Did you sleep with him naked?
[37:56] Speaker 1: Different people had.
[37:59] Speaker 6: Be appropriate.
[38:00] Speaker 4: He was, well, he's twenty six though, he must have thought,
[38:04] Speaker 4: so I'd gotten at this stage, I'd gotten home, like
[38:06] Speaker 4: very early in the morning, like potentially, had had watched
[38:09] Speaker 4: a little bit of the sunrise and as I go
[38:11] Speaker 4: to bed, so Dad's sort of got into bed because
[38:13] Speaker 4: he had an earlier and I so he's up early.
[38:15] Speaker 4: And he assumed that I was just asleep, but like
[38:19] Speaker 4: I sort of wasn't. I was just sort of like
[38:21] Speaker 4: dozing in and out and just sort of watching him.
[38:23] Speaker 4: And he was just completely naked on top of the
[38:25] Speaker 4: sheets and let me tell you something, let me tell
[38:28] Speaker 4: you something better not have.
[38:30] Speaker 1: He may have.
[38:31] Speaker 4: He may have been just just treated himself amazing.
[38:34] Speaker 3: I did not. I did not. You did. I did.
[38:39] Speaker 3: That's which is fine.
[38:41] Speaker 1: It's just your wife not fine.
[38:43] Speaker 4: Your wife had been in India for a three weeks.
[38:45] Speaker 4: I understand.
[38:45] Speaker 6: Not that's not fine.
[38:47] Speaker 1: If I was under sheets, I got up in the water,
[38:50] Speaker 1: I need to go for a week. And he looked
[38:52] Speaker 1: over and it looked like a big Indian marquee.
[38:55] Speaker 4: Yeah it was. It was pointed.
[38:57] Speaker 1: He was going. Mate. He went stop working and I said,
[38:59] Speaker 1: I'm not wanking. I need to get a toilet. I
[39:01] Speaker 1: didn't trish a swear to you. Well, if I did,
[39:04] Speaker 1: I would have been thinking about it.
[39:06] Speaker 6: I don't care, Wanne in front of your son.
[39:09] Speaker 1: You I was not working.
[39:11] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Jack, It's great to see you two so
[39:15] Speaker 3: close together. It's like you finish each other's sandwiches.
[39:21] Speaker 6: Sandwiches are you going to say?
[39:22] Speaker 1: I said, sandwiches, triash your soul?
[39:25] Speaker 6: Yeah, stole mine.
[39:27] Speaker 3: I went with Tomorrow by Silver Jets.
[39:31] Speaker 4: Tomorrow.
[39:32] Speaker 2: There was another one that I liked from Streaming Jets,
[39:36] Speaker 2: but it was a remake, you know that. When I
[39:37] Speaker 2: loved Structure, Yes, I did love their version outside of.
[39:40] Speaker 4: Silver Chair and Screaming Jets. What other sort of Newcastle
[39:43] Speaker 4: bands like.
[39:45] Speaker 1: Dev E d V eight because the drummer of Dev
[39:48] Speaker 1: went into when I went into Screaming Jets, sorry drum
[39:55] Speaker 1: of d V eight.
[39:57] Speaker 4: There was there was a lif gulf on the weekend,
[40:00] Speaker 4: fucking broake the golf simulator.
[40:01] Speaker 1: No televity, the heroes, heroes or the heroes songs. I
[40:05] Speaker 1: don't know what the hero but the heroes. When you
[40:08] Speaker 1: hear the song Star Hotel, the He'll go, you know,
[40:13] Speaker 1: and when the Heroes play, you hear that lyric. Because
[40:15] Speaker 1: the night that Star Hotel ride happened, the Heroes were playing.
[40:18] Speaker 6: I can remember that morning. Yeah, yeah, I didn't leave
[40:21] Speaker 6: that far from it.
[40:22] Speaker 1: This is okay. I met you on Fox till It's interesting.
[40:26] Speaker 3: You could have said it's very interesting, but you just
[40:27] Speaker 3: went it's interesting.
[40:29] Speaker 4: Okay, I have the new segment. Did you listen last week's.
[40:32] Speaker 6: I did, and I thought Marty did very well. Although
[40:35] Speaker 6: I would not have been so crude, no horny, no
[40:41] Speaker 6: Indian easy going.
[40:42] Speaker 2: I wouldn't have been so like complimentary to Marty as
[40:45] Speaker 2: Marty was about money.
[40:46] Speaker 4: So we did a segment last week. It's the improvisional.
[40:49] Speaker 4: So I will give you a scenario, two people, and
[40:53] Speaker 4: then you just do an improvised scene. Oftentimes it reflects
[40:56] Speaker 4: something in this family. Today, I've chosen Jack and Trish.
[40:59] Speaker 3: To do it scene. This could be any.
[41:03] Speaker 1: Agree to.
[41:05] Speaker 4: Not known actors, but two people nonetheless that I think
[41:08] Speaker 4: we'll really get into this scene. So, Trish, you were
[41:10] Speaker 4: going to be a young teenage boy. Let's say about
[41:13] Speaker 4: set seventeen. You've had a really long day at school,
[41:18] Speaker 4: You're coming home. You just want to relax in your bed.
[41:21] Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, so I've got examples of those in my
[41:24] Speaker 6: life yet.
[41:25] Speaker 4: But your mother, who was going to be played by
[41:28] Speaker 4: Jack over there, comes into your room demanding you clean
[41:33] Speaker 4: up the clothes around there, and it's overall just just
[41:36] Speaker 4: really not happy with your input in the house.
[41:40] Speaker 1: Overbearing.
[41:40] Speaker 4: Yes, Okay, you guys, ready, you got your characters. You
[41:45] Speaker 4: can loosely base them off someone else in your life
[41:47] Speaker 4: as well, if you would.
[41:48] Speaker 3: I base mine off?
[41:49] Speaker 6: Who am I basing mine?
[41:51] Speaker 3: No?
[41:51] Speaker 4: Anyone? Kath Martin three two one go, Hello, Darling?
[42:00] Speaker 3: Are you inside? Are you home?
[42:03] Speaker 4: Yeah?
[42:04] Speaker 3: Hey, I just need help. I just need to send
[42:07] Speaker 3: a link to someone over a message. I don't know
[42:09] Speaker 3: how do you get a link and send it over
[42:10] Speaker 3: text message?
[42:11] Speaker 6: I just got home from school. Look, I just need
[42:13] Speaker 6: a little bit of time.
[42:14] Speaker 3: I just need to know right now.
[42:16] Speaker 4: I've got right now.
[42:17] Speaker 3: Britt Fresher needs a link and I don't know how
[42:19] Speaker 3: to get the link from the icon. How does it
[42:21] Speaker 3: work on the phone with the keyboard?
[42:23] Speaker 1: Are you stupid?
[42:26] Speaker 3: No? Well, the other one too is I saw on
[42:30] Speaker 3: the podcast on Monday. I looked a bit old in
[42:32] Speaker 3: the in the in the thumbnail and in the.
[42:37] Speaker 6: A Mum, that's not true.
[42:39] Speaker 3: You could look. Is there anything we can do about that?
[42:43] Speaker 6: I could try and brush it, but look, I'm just
[42:46] Speaker 6: having to lay down. Can you just leave me alone?
[42:47] Speaker 4: I need Steve Jobs to do that.
[42:50] Speaker 3: We don't have it in the budget. Do we have
[42:51] Speaker 3: it in the budget, Matt.
[42:54] Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't have the budget. Sorry.
[42:57] Speaker 3: In the budget.
[42:57] Speaker 1: Can you just can you just give Jack and Coops
[42:59] Speaker 1: a little bit supposed Trish?
[43:01] Speaker 3: No, they've been little pricks. They're little, they've been a
[43:03] Speaker 3: little pricks.
[43:04] Speaker 6: He's always doing this.
[43:05] Speaker 3: And what about what about the other one with a
[43:07] Speaker 3: little hat on? He's in there. He just ignores me
[43:09] Speaker 3: all day. He just sits in there in his room.
[43:11] Speaker 3: He's a pig.
[43:12] Speaker 6: Well you let him get away with murder?
[43:14] Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well I do, I know, I do, I do,
[43:17] Speaker 3: I do let him get away with murder.
[43:18] Speaker 4: I've never murdered anyone.
[43:20] Speaker 1: I've thought about it. Join us to reverse at this
[43:22] Speaker 1: time and we'll have a crack it. I'll be which
[43:26] Speaker 1: character you want to be. I'll be I'll be the
[43:29] Speaker 1: guy Lane in the room.
[43:30] Speaker 4: So you're me and you to do it?
[43:31] Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, you're going to tell what I'll do. I'll
[43:36] Speaker 1: be you, you be Trish.
[43:38] Speaker 4: You want me to be Trish?
[43:39] Speaker 1: Whatever you do? You want to be me or Trish,
[43:41] Speaker 1: and I'll be I'll be you and you be you? Okay, parent,
[43:46] Speaker 1: But this is yeah, I did well. I did in
[43:48] Speaker 1: the weekend.
[43:48] Speaker 4: Big time discipline me. All right, ready, you've had a
[43:51] Speaker 4: long dot work which used to do breakfast radio.
[43:54] Speaker 1: So I don't worry, but I did it.
[43:57] Speaker 4: Okay, now you're mean, all right, I'm you okay.
[44:02] Speaker 1: Boom boom boom.
[44:03] Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, it's Maddie John.
[44:04] Speaker 1: Hang on, Dad, just hang on a second. I'm on
[44:07] Speaker 1: the phone to somebody. Oh that's just make my mind. Yeah,
[44:13] Speaker 1: you send me those notes. Yeah, show your dad.
[44:17] Speaker 4: I'm the cool dad. You know me, even though i'm
[44:19] Speaker 4: you know, I'm a little bit older. You know, I
[44:20] Speaker 4: hang out with those influences that live golf last week,
[44:23] Speaker 4: you know how cool I am.
[44:24] Speaker 1: Dad. I just want to say that, thank you for
[44:26] Speaker 1: coming down the other day and mate, talking to everybody. Mate,
[44:29] Speaker 1: you were such a massive hit and like everyone was
[44:31] Speaker 1: coming out saying I wish I had a dad like you.
[44:33] Speaker 1: He's so cool. He gives great advice. Honestly, now I
[44:37] Speaker 1: know the circret behind your mediocre success.
[44:41] Speaker 4: Well that's that's fine. I just wanted to say thank
[44:43] Speaker 4: you so much for having me and taking me. And
[44:46] Speaker 4: I've never been more proud of a son i've had,
[44:48] Speaker 4: because you know that other bloke in the room over there,
[44:50] Speaker 4: he's just a real real dead shit and really really
[44:54] Speaker 4: mean to me all the time.
[44:55] Speaker 1: Well, look, and.
[44:56] Speaker 4: When I make jokes on the podcast or something he's
[44:58] Speaker 4: not just said, and he gives me pretty.
[45:00] Speaker 1: Bad, distasteful looks that looked at here's the thing about it.
[45:04] Speaker 1: We spoke about a number of things when we're away,
[45:06] Speaker 1: and you said that you feel insecure the fact that
[45:08] Speaker 1: when I talked to Jack a lot and keep you
[45:10] Speaker 1: out of it. And this is the reason you've taken
[45:12] Speaker 1: you know, I've taken you away just you know, by myself,
[45:16] Speaker 1: so that we can have a really good time together
[45:18] Speaker 1: because you know, I'm jealous of I'm jealous of this
[45:21] Speaker 1: is gone. This is getting a bit heavy.
[45:24] Speaker 6: I don't really a term for this in psychology.
[45:26] Speaker 1: What's that.
[45:29] Speaker 6: Reflective something?
[45:31] Speaker 4: Yeah, you took it to a weird place.
[45:33] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'll get And it wasn't It wasn't
[45:38] Speaker 1: as good as last week.
[45:39] Speaker 3: Forgot he was acting there for us, that's sort of
[45:41] Speaker 3: yet he was acting a little bit dark there and
[45:44] Speaker 3: it's okay.
[45:45] Speaker 4: You've had a big weekend.
[45:47] Speaker 3: At least I know now not to have one of
[45:49] Speaker 3: one's a dad.
[45:50] Speaker 4: Yeah, don't worry, he's too busy. Dad had a few
[45:54] Speaker 4: dn ms on the weekend. People, So that's pretty exciting.
[45:57] Speaker 1: History of Japan termed over Castron. It just never ended.
[46:01] Speaker 1: History of Adelaide. What's the music capital of Australia.
[46:04] Speaker 3: Do you know.
[46:04] Speaker 6: One of the strangest things.
[46:09] Speaker 3: Do you do?
[46:09] Speaker 2: No, One of the strangest things that I saw when
[46:11] Speaker 2: I was in India a teacup noodle, sorry, a teacup
[46:18] Speaker 2: poodle from Scotland in India in this textile store and
[46:24] Speaker 2: it was jumping all out like it's tiny. It's like
[46:26] Speaker 2: this big jumping all over the fabrics and dustling in
[46:28] Speaker 2: and hiding things in a month set. And the guy said, oh, yes,
[46:32] Speaker 2: he got it. I got it from Scotland. And I said, oh,
[46:34] Speaker 2: does it understand you when you speak Indian? And he goes, oh,
[46:38] Speaker 2: he's getting better.
[46:43] Speaker 4: I think she was saying a joke.
[46:47] Speaker 7: Actually it actually happened, and like because I was joking
[46:51] Speaker 7: when I said that to him, does he understand Indian
[46:54] Speaker 7: because he's coming from Scotland this puppy.
[46:57] Speaker 6: He goes, oh, he's getting better.
[46:59] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[46:59] Speaker 6: I thought that that's funny.
[47:01] Speaker 4: Usually when you find something funny, it's a great gauge
[47:04] Speaker 4: of what not to say.
[47:06] Speaker 6: Anyway, I've got another good story. This is true.
[47:09] Speaker 2: A couple of the girls that were leaving their flight
[47:11] Speaker 2: got delayed, so they sat back and had a drink.
[47:13] Speaker 6: They were quite picked tipsy.
[47:15] Speaker 2: And then because their flight got delayed to midnight, and
[47:18] Speaker 2: so we packed them off in the car and off
[47:20] Speaker 2: they go to the airport. We go to bed, We
[47:23] Speaker 2: get text messages when we wake up in the morning.
[47:27] Speaker 2: They got hauled off to a private interrogation room and immigration,
[47:33] Speaker 2: two of them. And I said, well, look why because
[47:37] Speaker 2: they went to go through immigration through the diplomat's entry.
[47:41] Speaker 2: And how they even found it, I don't even know,
[47:43] Speaker 2: because sober the next day we struggled to find the
[47:46] Speaker 2: path out and they and then they were interrogated as
[47:51] Speaker 2: to why they had They'd entered the country with seventeen kilos,
[47:55] Speaker 2: but we're now leaving with over forty. They had like
[47:58] Speaker 2: every thousand dollars in excess baggage feet. Yeah, but they
[48:03] Speaker 2: thought they were being taken away from.
[48:06] Speaker 3: Grade.
[48:12] Speaker 1: I thought, so they this is great ext They're putting
[48:17] Speaker 1: the rubber rubber gloves on God right.
[48:19] Speaker 7: And in the end, once they realized that this is
[48:22] Speaker 7: serious and they're getting into trouble, they told they said
[48:24] Speaker 7: that they were married to international cricket.
[48:28] Speaker 6: Can they let them go? I'm not even laughing.
[48:32] Speaker 5: I'm not even laughing at the story. I'm just laughing
[48:34] Speaker 5: at how ship you aren't telling you? Is it humanly
[48:39] Speaker 5: possible for a human to have the material in front
[48:43] Speaker 5: of them. You've written it down on your list, off
[48:46] Speaker 5: your paper and somehow managed to butcher it.
[48:51] Speaker 1: Well, you started butcher, you started the podcast with butchering
[48:55] Speaker 1: something and you're finished with it. What a way to
[48:57] Speaker 1: finish your book And just let people know. We've got
[49:01] Speaker 1: a couple of really big episodes coming up. We've got
[49:03] Speaker 1: our season preview that we're about to do. That'll that'll
[49:06] Speaker 1: come out Monday. That'll come out on Monday, and we're
[49:10] Speaker 1: off to Vegas on Sunday. We've got some really big
[49:13] Speaker 1: Vegas episodes planned, yeah, including we might head out out
[49:18] Speaker 1: to the desert with our dear mate Brian Carney. We're
[49:20] Speaker 1: looking to hit maybe a few dive bars live from there.
[49:24] Speaker 1: So honestly, listen, it's going to be a.
[49:25] Speaker 4: Lot of fun, lot of again but just after each other.
[49:28] Speaker 6: Boys.
[49:28] Speaker 4: But if you see us again, like we say this
[49:31] Speaker 4: a lot, just leave us alone.
[49:33] Speaker 1: You might see a velvet rope around me. Only when
[49:36] Speaker 1: it gets dropped. Can you come out and.
[49:37] Speaker 3: Say that
[49:40] Speaker 4: Season next week people take care of yourself

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