# Trish Brought Backup… The Boys Are Cooked

An episode of [Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1729949087), 5 Feb 2026, 59 min.

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Trish brings in her best mate Leanne for moral support — and together they waste no time putting the blowtorch on the lads. We cover everything from intimacy talk and wedding night stories to raising a son in professional sport, house parties and Matty’s questionable car history. Subscribe, Watch, and Follow Catch the full episode on YouTube and stay updated by following us on social media: Linktree: Backstage with Cooper & Matty Contact Us For any enquiries, email us at: contact@johnsmedia.com.au 0:00-Meet Leanne 6:30-Intimacy 10:30-Wedding Night 14:30-Mr Inbetween 17:00-Son Playing Professional Sport 28:30-Matty’s car 32:00-Newcastle Born & Bred 38:00-House Party 42:00-White Dragon Security 47:00-Grog 50:00-Gaz & Gayle 54:00-The Bachelorette See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: This is going to be rough.
[0:01] Speaker 2: Maybe you might need to do it with a wine
[0:03] Speaker 2: in my hands. We can get you one now.
[0:05] Speaker 3: We've got a very special guest today. But I just
[0:08] Speaker 3: found out my mum's maid of honor at the wedding.
[0:12] Speaker 2: She wasn't made of because she wasn't married.
[0:14] Speaker 1: Maybe should do the intro.
[0:15] Speaker 2: Happy anniversary, Oh yeah.
[0:19] Speaker 1: Thirty years not even a hiccup today.
[0:25] Speaker 2: It's like there were spikes on the bloody road.
[0:28] Speaker 1: What thirty years?
[0:30] Speaker 2: Thirty thirty years?
[0:32] Speaker 3: And have they been do you regret anything?
[0:34] Speaker 1: Like he's happy, We're happy. I'm sorry, Well I'm happy.
[0:40] Speaker 4: Look look Cooper's been happy now, yeah Coop.
[0:43] Speaker 1: This is saying happiness is not a destination.
[0:47] Speaker 4: Anyway, What is it If it's not a destination? What
[0:51] Speaker 4: is that?
[0:51] Speaker 1: That's just happiness? Ye, it's enjoy the journey official Leanne
[0:57] Speaker 1: Hoy Yeah sorry.
[0:58] Speaker 3: Introduction with Patrician.
[1:00] Speaker 1: Old Tricia's yeh oldest.
[1:05] Speaker 3: Tricia's oldest friends and people listening to podcast before they
[1:09] Speaker 3: would have known. Dad bags your friends out a lot
[1:12] Speaker 3: in particularly.
[1:15] Speaker 1: This is she shouting the sword upstairs? This is going
[1:18] Speaker 1: to be rough.
[1:19] Speaker 2: I'm number one old mole, that is what do you do?
[1:22] Speaker 2: Return to yes. She refers to my.
[1:25] Speaker 5: Friends as the old called the old mole. Look at
[1:27] Speaker 5: all I like to put in the hierarchy.
[1:29] Speaker 2: I'm number one, you're number one, the best friend. Can
[1:34] Speaker 2: I do? Yeah?
[1:35] Speaker 3: One queen male, Yeah, Lisa, it's good to be a
[1:38] Speaker 3: queen of something that's positive.
[1:41] Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it other things, I'm sure you do.
[1:44] Speaker 1: Sure.
[1:45] Speaker 3: What we wanted to get you on today was give
[1:47] Speaker 3: a bit of insight into how you met Trish, meeting
[1:51] Speaker 3: dad for the first time. Any stories might have on
[1:53] Speaker 3: Jack and I, but first of all, meeting Patricia Johns.
[1:56] Speaker 3: Where did that start?
[1:57] Speaker 1: School?
[1:58] Speaker 2: Is that what we want to start on? I love,
[1:59] Speaker 2: I've got a favorite.
[2:02] Speaker 1: Go on, go on, start with blow your load early.
[2:05] Speaker 1: I just had a look at the piece of paper
[2:07] Speaker 1: before and the term what you just said, blow your
[2:10] Speaker 1: load early, That could be a little bit close to
[2:12] Speaker 1: the bone, so to speak.
[2:13] Speaker 2: So well, we're going to start there. Well, no, let's
[2:17] Speaker 2: let's start with how long we've known each other?
[2:19] Speaker 5: I asked Mom last night, I was working out nineteen eighty. Yeah,
[2:22] Speaker 5: we met in nineteen eighty.
[2:23] Speaker 2: On Matt Matt School.
[2:27] Speaker 5: So I was the new girl at a new primary
[2:29] Speaker 5: school and Trish was my buddy that they gave me
[2:32] Speaker 5: to show me around the school.
[2:34] Speaker 2: Oh wow, and that's how we met. How lucky was she?
[2:37] Speaker 2: She was fine? Intervention the nuns put us together.
[2:39] Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, wow, the nuns know best. Dad didn't go
[2:43] Speaker 3: to that same school.
[2:44] Speaker 2: No, no, he lived in.
[2:48] Speaker 1: Jack.
[2:48] Speaker 3: I don't even think we Jack, hang on, Jack just
[2:53] Speaker 3: had one of the great things. You don't have a
[2:54] Speaker 3: mic on Dad just Jack just said Dad was teaching.
[3:00] Speaker 1: It was principal John's.
[3:02] Speaker 3: That was very good for you, Jack.
[3:03] Speaker 2: Yeah, that was good Jack. Who's that Mike? When you're
[3:05] Speaker 2: there yet? Mate?
[3:06] Speaker 3: Never really need it? But then when did When did
[3:08] Speaker 3: Matthew come into the picture that.
[3:10] Speaker 1: I would think, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember meeting you
[3:14] Speaker 1: for the first time.
[3:15] Speaker 5: Do you will you remember it? Because I don't remember
[3:17] Speaker 5: the actual first meeting, It.
[3:19] Speaker 1: Must have been memorable.
[3:20] Speaker 4: Then she went one won't last gone.
[3:26] Speaker 2: He's a rebound for sure.
[3:28] Speaker 1: God know, I was always worried about that rebound.
[3:31] Speaker 3: Do you know what?
[3:31] Speaker 1: You know what she said? Once? Of course, of course
[3:35] Speaker 1: we spoke about this plenty of times. Trish was engaged
[3:38] Speaker 1: to Luca Agan or six foot six foot four of
[3:42] Speaker 1: him and uh is he no? Damn? And I remember
[3:49] Speaker 1: saying to Trish we were walking back from the Beach's Hotel,
[3:55] Speaker 1: and I said, just a question, Trish, if Luke wanted
[3:57] Speaker 1: to get back with you, would you wed you dump
[4:00] Speaker 1: me and go back to him? This is her reply, Uh, nor.
[4:12] Speaker 2: Before or after you dropped her off?
[4:14] Speaker 4: And said after a second date, like, so you around around,
[4:18] Speaker 4: It's a smooth talker.
[4:20] Speaker 1: I just didn't know how to conclude there.
[4:23] Speaker 5: I'll give you a call, Okay, bring you again, speak
[4:27] Speaker 5: to you like, let's again, Let's do this again.
[4:30] Speaker 2: It's fun.
[4:31] Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, anyway, have a good one. Let's catch up
[4:34] Speaker 1: some time for a beer. Can that one?
[4:36] Speaker 3: Can? I ask Leanne, Because you would have been in
[4:38] Speaker 3: the inner circle where girls talk about how they see people,
[4:41] Speaker 3: and like, you know, after the first date, how it went,
[4:44] Speaker 3: Dave would have been quite naive to how maybe mum
[4:46] Speaker 3: saw him. What did you girls sort of bitch about him?
[4:52] Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't think it was bitching.
[4:57] Speaker 1: Laughter maybe no.
[5:00] Speaker 2: I think I said no, no.
[5:03] Speaker 4: After the first I went, oh, he's the nicest fellow
[5:06] Speaker 4: I've ever met.
[5:07] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I did say that there and then the.
[5:11] Speaker 5: End of the podcast, and then yeah, after a few dates,
[5:16] Speaker 5: quite quite a few days.
[5:18] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know they had sex for
[5:22] Speaker 2: the first top. Did you ask or did I offer
[5:27] Speaker 2: the I think it was true.
[5:30] Speaker 4: And I lived next door to each other. We had
[5:31] Speaker 4: little townhouse next it was like friends.
[5:34] Speaker 1: And with the basically the glass to our bedful time.
[5:38] Speaker 1: Oh so you knew straight away no screaming, it was me,
[5:47] Speaker 1: I used to cry. After all goes.
[5:50] Speaker 2: Apparently happened pretty fast. Well, no, I think you misconstrued
[5:56] Speaker 2: what I said. Well, I remember we're sitting on your
[5:59] Speaker 2: bed and I was like, well, how was it? And
[6:01] Speaker 2: I said something along the lines of the second time
[6:07] Speaker 2: was better?
[6:08] Speaker 1: First time I couldn't get well, he was a little nervous.
[6:13] Speaker 5: Luckier rally the second time because this wouldn't happen because.
[6:17] Speaker 1: Because at that point I never I'd never slept with
[6:21] Speaker 1: someone as good looking as Trich. So I'm like, and look,
[6:24] Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I don't be fair.
[6:25] Speaker 5: Tris was called Trish the dish back in the day.
[6:27] Speaker 5: That was her nickname, dish back in the day when
[6:34] Speaker 5: they called someone hot.
[6:35] Speaker 3: She was a.
[6:36] Speaker 2: Dish that the dish.
[6:39] Speaker 3: You wouldn't say that now.
[6:40] Speaker 2: Yes, actually there are people that they call me dish.
[6:43] Speaker 3: People like in today's society, a dish they don't pick
[6:49] Speaker 3: for loads in it.
[6:52] Speaker 2: I had never thought that.
[6:54] Speaker 1: The first time we did, I was I was nervous,
[6:56] Speaker 1: you know, Yes, I just didn't. I just I mean,
[7:00] Speaker 1: I didn't know Trish. I meant for Ireland, she could
[7:03] Speaker 1: have seen as many cocks of steggles. But you know,
[7:05] Speaker 1: I just I thought, okay, I mean, you know, what
[7:08] Speaker 1: do I do here? And suddenly made he just wouldn't work.
[7:11] Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh god, I'm going to
[7:12] Speaker 1: have to sort of make up. And I said, you
[7:14] Speaker 1: know I slept with lots of girls. You know this, this,
[7:18] Speaker 1: this never happened.
[7:19] Speaker 2: He said, oh, this never happened.
[7:25] Speaker 1: That's what a.
[7:26] Speaker 3: Great turn on. So when you said the second time
[7:30] Speaker 3: was better, like not to dig to the hole, but
[7:35] Speaker 3: like the second time in the same night, No no, no.
[7:38] Speaker 4: No, okay, I wasn't gone back there after see you around?
[7:42] Speaker 1: That was sort of where we end up seeing each other.
[7:45] Speaker 1: When I said see around in some ways?
[7:48] Speaker 2: Was that before or after the sex? That's what I
[7:50] Speaker 2: want to know. Was the sea around before or after?
[7:52] Speaker 1: I think I think I think now I think the
[7:54] Speaker 1: sea afterward was after the first mishaps where you know
[7:59] Speaker 1: basically he uh, well, you put this well, it was
[8:03] Speaker 1: having sex was like basically trying to have sex with
[8:06] Speaker 1: a piece of rope. It just didn't just work. It
[8:08] Speaker 1: didn't work.
[8:10] Speaker 2: It was faulty. I went, oh my god, it's broken.
[8:15] Speaker 1: And then the next time I had a few drinks and.
[8:18] Speaker 2: Hello, got your Dutch courage.
[8:24] Speaker 1: I don't know where we go.
[8:28] Speaker 5: Honestly, I think that's the worst thing I know about
[8:31] Speaker 5: him though, that's the worst thing.
[8:33] Speaker 2: That's the worst thing.
[8:34] Speaker 3: Did you did you like Dad? Like? Because I imagine
[8:37] Speaker 3: it would have been hard for.
[8:38] Speaker 2: Because you don't really like him now, because I feel
[8:41] Speaker 2: like in.
[8:41] Speaker 3: A lot of relationships, meeting the friends is probably a
[8:43] Speaker 3: big big point in terms of the girl might break
[8:47] Speaker 3: up with him if they get if the friends don't.
[8:49] Speaker 2: Like him, Yeah, that'd be true.
[8:50] Speaker 3: So did you like Dad?
[8:52] Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't think I disliked him.
[8:56] Speaker 4: This is going great, by the way, honestly, oh Leanne,
[9:02] Speaker 4: you know deserves the right to reserve her judgment.
[9:04] Speaker 5: Yeah, su sure is my oldest friend.
[9:08] Speaker 4: So yeah, girls are going to be shoddy quiet.
[9:11] Speaker 5: We're going to look back, We're going to observe is
[9:14] Speaker 5: he good enough for my friend? I don't know, she's
[9:18] Speaker 5: still we're still thinking about it.
[9:21] Speaker 3: They weren't two kids.
[9:23] Speaker 1: Where did I ran as old boyfriends? Where did I rank? Leanne?
[9:28] Speaker 2: Well, I mean there weren't that many.
[9:33] Speaker 1: No, No, how many were they?
[9:35] Speaker 2: Wreckon? Tr four?
[9:38] Speaker 3: Oh you had four before that? And you're engaged for
[9:41] Speaker 3: how long?
[9:41] Speaker 1: Well that was including that was on and off?
[9:43] Speaker 4: Yeah, that was on off, like I was on, It
[9:45] Speaker 4: was off, was on, It was off for like seven years?
[9:50] Speaker 2: Did you not know? Seven years?
[9:51] Speaker 3: Seven years? So when did you meet that?
[9:54] Speaker 2: When I was twenty two?
[9:55] Speaker 3: You were twenty two and you were engaged for seven
[9:57] Speaker 3: years before that?
[9:58] Speaker 2: No, not engaged totally together. She had the wedding dress,
[10:02] Speaker 2: did you really?
[10:03] Speaker 3: Yeah?
[10:03] Speaker 2: Oh we picked one.
[10:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, did you buy it?
[10:08] Speaker 3: What you do?
[10:08] Speaker 2: You order them? Yeah?
[10:09] Speaker 3: Can I ask the wedding dress?
[10:11] Speaker 2: Needless to say, it canceled the order the wedding.
[10:13] Speaker 3: Dress you had for that one for that wedding.
[10:15] Speaker 2: It wasn't the same one you used for that was canceled.
[10:18] Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, oh God, thank god for you.
[10:21] Speaker 3: You couldn't go to the same person and just reorder it.
[10:24] Speaker 2: No, it was a long time.
[10:26] Speaker 5: She moved on, her style had changed, thank you.
[10:30] Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Okay, have you still got the wedding dress,
[10:32] Speaker 1: we will marry.
[10:33] Speaker 2: No, I gave it to your niece. You just said
[10:34] Speaker 2: that last time to play with them.
[10:38] Speaker 5: Mine still sitting in a bag and not even drug lane.
[10:41] Speaker 4: Ohly saved your money because it costs a fortune to
[10:44] Speaker 4: have you.
[10:45] Speaker 3: Now run the blue light over it. Can I ask
[10:54] Speaker 3: about the wedding night? Because you were one of the
[10:56] Speaker 3: maid of honors? Yes, did you do a speak?
[11:00] Speaker 2: No, we didn't do a speech.
[11:02] Speaker 3: No, because didn't Joey do a speech? Just the best man?
[11:04] Speaker 2: Do you remember that? Joey? Yeah, he was my partner or.
[11:07] Speaker 3: Your dance partner.
[11:09] Speaker 2: Well, no, we had did we have two bridesmaids one
[11:13] Speaker 2: to one group? You didn't have that's right. He had
[11:16] Speaker 2: four groomsmen. I had just the two of you, just us. Yeah,
[11:20] Speaker 2: so yeah, that's right. There was two. Yeah, so each
[11:23] Speaker 2: of my girls had two fitness.
[11:25] Speaker 4: So then when it came to the dance, everyone in
[11:27] Speaker 4: the groomsmen had two partners.
[11:29] Speaker 2: Oh sorry, didn't I? No?
[11:31] Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, you had two partners, two groomsmen.
[11:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, you and Stacey and I. And then when it
[11:40] Speaker 2: came to.
[11:40] Speaker 4: The memories that no, it's not I thought it was
[11:42] Speaker 4: money and then when it came to the dance, you all,
[11:45] Speaker 4: all the entire bridal party had partners, so you brought those.
[11:47] Speaker 2: On the dance floor, so he didn't dance with you. Yeah.
[11:50] Speaker 2: The other bridle to.
[11:50] Speaker 1: Explain why is because I had to mate Ian Williamson
[11:54] Speaker 1: and I had Joey, so they would have been my two.
[11:56] Speaker 1: But then I had I had Adam Yuher and I
[11:58] Speaker 1: had Steve Crow in hertsy. And I said, to truth,
[12:02] Speaker 1: I just I have to like they have to be
[12:04] Speaker 1: like they're great friends. Well, okay, nowhere, I said, no problem.
[12:07] Speaker 2: I said, you have who you want, and I'll have
[12:09] Speaker 2: who want.
[12:10] Speaker 1: And then a few months later they got married. I
[12:11] Speaker 1: wasn't in there. I said, it's my girl. I said,
[12:14] Speaker 1: there was only you know, there was only vital party.
[12:17] Speaker 1: I said, yeah, well anyway, lesson, lesson learned.
[12:21] Speaker 2: But you know, that was a good first introduction to
[12:26] Speaker 2: what a good wife.
[12:27] Speaker 4: I would be, really because I was like, you were controlling. Yeah,
[12:30] Speaker 4: I made a bride deialer. Yeah, I made it work.
[12:33] Speaker 1: Joey's spooch. I'll never forget Joey's spoech. We've actually got
[12:37] Speaker 1: it somewhere, haven't Yeah, do you.
[12:38] Speaker 4: Remember he was thanking memory, he was thanking. He's like
[12:41] Speaker 4: thanking everyone. He thought, as best man, he had to
[12:44] Speaker 4: thank everyone.
[12:45] Speaker 1: Thanks the catering stuff.
[12:47] Speaker 4: The waitresses and waiters were walking through and thank you.
[12:52] Speaker 3: Okay, did you like like you said you like that?
[12:56] Speaker 3: Did you get on with Joey?
[12:57] Speaker 2: Like?
[12:57] Speaker 3: When was that inter did you ever met?
[12:59] Speaker 6: You had a lot to do with Joey, so we
[13:01] Speaker 6: I think the way I think the way we started
[13:03] Speaker 6: to get to know each other was we had a
[13:05] Speaker 6: barbecue at our townhouse and you and Joey came and
[13:08] Speaker 6: that's when you met other Matt yep.
[13:12] Speaker 2: And that's how that relationship started.
[13:15] Speaker 1: Joey and Matt too.
[13:19] Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, And I think that's how we stay because
[13:22] Speaker 5: we I lived with Joe's and Jody watch Live with
[13:25] Speaker 5: Jody and Calf and yeah, that's how that relationship started.
[13:29] Speaker 5: And I think we had a fun night. I do
[13:31] Speaker 5: remember it was fun.
[13:33] Speaker 2: Yeah. But then I think.
[13:35] Speaker 5: After that, because like Trish was working and going to UNI,
[13:37] Speaker 5: I was working, Like, we didn't socialize a lot.
[13:41] Speaker 2: We didn't socialize a lot till later.
[13:44] Speaker 1: I remember, I remember you guys been next door and
[13:48] Speaker 1: Kathy back.
[13:50] Speaker 2: Joy is Jo's is the funniest man. He's hilarious.
[13:54] Speaker 1: He does look like Racio Smith.
[13:55] Speaker 2: He actually up, he actually does.
[14:00] Speaker 4: My most favorite show that I've been watching in the
[14:02] Speaker 4: off season. That is unbelievable, the best Australian show.
[14:06] Speaker 2: I've watched it that saying was really good.
[14:11] Speaker 1: And to go through and watch it again. Yeah, like
[14:14] Speaker 1: you know, for the second time. Watched all three series
[14:16] Speaker 1: basically in two weeks and it's better the second.
[14:18] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome. Recommend that to everyone.
[14:21] Speaker 1: I'm not going to do a spoiler, but the final scene,
[14:24] Speaker 1: the final scene in the whole series, I reckon it's
[14:27] Speaker 1: the best final scene I've ever seen TV show. Yeah,
[14:31] Speaker 1: very very good.
[14:32] Speaker 3: It hasn't been many AUSSI TV shows, not of late,
[14:37] Speaker 3: that are like that.
[14:39] Speaker 1: So the relationship just quickly is like it extended to
[14:44] Speaker 1: the fact that, of course Texts and Jack and Cooper,
[14:48] Speaker 1: you know, all of them are playing football. How Leeann,
[14:51] Speaker 1: how was that we've spoken about before having parents?
[14:53] Speaker 3: Of course? Yeah, Texas, Text is your son. I didn't
[14:56] Speaker 3: even say that.
[14:57] Speaker 2: My god son.
[14:58] Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Text. How was it for you to be
[15:01] Speaker 1: a mother having a son that was playing professional sport?
[15:07] Speaker 2: Oh? I loved it. I loved going I love watching him.
[15:12] Speaker 5: I'm still not you know, I still don't understand football,
[15:17] Speaker 5: you know, but I was just there to to support him.
[15:20] Speaker 5: I love him and I you know, and I love it.
[15:23] Speaker 5: It's I think it is hard though, Like it's hard.
[15:27] Speaker 5: It's hard watching them. It's hard watching the highs and
[15:30] Speaker 5: the lows. But like I'm like, I'm super proud of Text,
[15:34] Speaker 5: Like he's worked really hard from a young age and
[15:36] Speaker 5: he's a really good kid. But he's just quiet, like
[15:41] Speaker 5: he's very he's very quiet. It doesn't you know, he's
[15:44] Speaker 5: not a man of many words. So but yeah, no,
[15:48] Speaker 5: it's I think that I think the hardest thing. But
[15:50] Speaker 5: I think it's been the hardest thing of being a
[15:51] Speaker 5: parent altogether. Our kids were the first kids that had
[15:54] Speaker 5: social media, so I think the social media aspect of
[15:57] Speaker 5: it and watching you know, all these people make comments
[15:59] Speaker 5: and you know, as you know, you've had.
[16:02] Speaker 3: You yeah, thanks, Yeah, that is that is I I
[16:09] Speaker 3: think it's harder on the parents than because.
[16:11] Speaker 4: You really, you know, you really want to say who
[16:14] Speaker 4: you know, like you really want to comment, but I
[16:16] Speaker 4: mean we were forbidden, and I would never do it
[16:18] Speaker 4: to him anyway.
[16:18] Speaker 5: I would never have commented. But I do go down
[16:21] Speaker 5: the track of checking their profile, and.
[16:25] Speaker 1: If you do, take solace in the fact that if
[16:27] Speaker 1: I mean, if Jesus Christ come back to Earth, within
[16:30] Speaker 1: two days, people will be trolling him on social media.
[16:33] Speaker 1: The Sandals gave back the week saying, can I blasphemyn Have.
[16:39] Speaker 3: You ever go on on social media and seeing comments
[16:41] Speaker 3: from and then like hate of text or hate of
[16:44] Speaker 3: any of us? Really and see you knew who they were.
[16:49] Speaker 2: I give you permission.
[16:50] Speaker 4: Lean, Have you ever seen any hate on me? You
[16:52] Speaker 4: just give it to them? Double barrel?
[16:53] Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen it.
[16:55] Speaker 5: I don't think I've seen any hate on you. I
[16:56] Speaker 5: think I think is the most popular on the podcast.
[16:59] Speaker 2: Just put it out there.
[17:00] Speaker 5: As I said to you last night, I gave your
[17:02] Speaker 5: little chat last night. She talked you to stopped talking
[17:04] Speaker 5: over it.
[17:05] Speaker 2: Yeah, let me finish your sentence.
[17:07] Speaker 1: Of course, is Liane's mum? Yeah, good to see crack on.
[17:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, she was very she had a great night. She
[17:15] Speaker 2: had a great night. But yeah, I don't know.
[17:18] Speaker 5: I mean, I've enjoyed I've enjoyed Taxis, I've enjoyed it.
[17:21] Speaker 5: But yeah, it's the social media aspect for me.
[17:23] Speaker 1: What about what about him moving New England because you've
[17:25] Speaker 1: been a whole Castleford. How was that Was that tough
[17:28] Speaker 1: for him move away?
[17:29] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[17:30] Speaker 4: Absolutely absolutely, yeah, he he was very homesick.
[17:34] Speaker 2: It's just different, different, completely different. It can be a
[17:40] Speaker 2: big groom over there. Having lived over there, yeah, it
[17:42] Speaker 2: can be a big groom when.
[17:43] Speaker 4: You're used to sunshine and outdoors lifestyle.
[17:47] Speaker 2: The winters are.
[17:49] Speaker 1: I think one of the tough thingies over there, from
[17:50] Speaker 1: from a regularly speak yeah you've done, is the fact
[17:53] Speaker 1: that here, I mean n our real clubs are really hot.
[17:58] Speaker 1: I mean they've got a lot of money, and they've
[18:00] Speaker 1: got a lot of facilities, and you've got a lot
[18:02] Speaker 1: of people, you know, like the best doctors and stuff
[18:04] Speaker 1: like that, and England some of them on a shoestring budget.
[18:07] Speaker 1: It's very tough for clubs and so you know, I
[18:09] Speaker 1: was talking to Text about it. You've got an injury
[18:11] Speaker 1: and you you need it treated properly. It is just
[18:14] Speaker 1: it's so hard.
[18:14] Speaker 2: Yea.
[18:15] Speaker 1: It's hard on the clubs. It's hard on the players.
[18:17] Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, he you've got the high performance physios
[18:20] Speaker 5: and you're straight in even as young as he was,
[18:22] Speaker 5: like when fifteen sixteen you got injured, you were taking
[18:25] Speaker 5: care of I think over there it's a bit.
[18:28] Speaker 1: It is tough, which such.
[18:29] Speaker 5: A catch twenty two because you've got someone out injured,
[18:32] Speaker 5: don't you want them back fixed as quickly as that
[18:34] Speaker 5: would be the sensible? Yeah, it's yeah, I'm super happy
[18:38] Speaker 5: he's home.
[18:39] Speaker 1: Text was saying to one of the clubs, you basically
[18:41] Speaker 1: had an injury and the doctor was saying he needs
[18:45] Speaker 1: to have an MRI scan and the owner scan. Now,
[18:48] Speaker 1: we're not going to do it an.
[18:49] Speaker 3: Well over there. Over there, they come out of their
[18:51] Speaker 3: actual budget, whereas in Australia a lot of the clubs
[18:54] Speaker 3: have like deals with different MRA like companies that it
[18:57] Speaker 3: would just be bulk build kind of thing, so they
[18:59] Speaker 3: get your straight in. But even even at Jack will
[19:02] Speaker 3: said the same thing. Even at some NRL clubs now
[19:04] Speaker 3: like they won't they'll try to limit scanning injuries. Yeah,
[19:07] Speaker 3: for some reason, I don't know why, they've been doing
[19:10] Speaker 3: it a lot lately.
[19:11] Speaker 1: But he's well lip like there's a couple of people
[19:13] Speaker 1: around here from Hull and they after the last people Texas,
[19:16] Speaker 1: so he's well, you're remembered there. Yeah, And that's one
[19:19] Speaker 1: of the things that the most important thing you take
[19:21] Speaker 1: out of football is the fact the relationships you build.
[19:24] Speaker 1: Relationships you build with teammates, you know, probably first and foremost,
[19:28] Speaker 1: but also relationship with fans and different people. That's the
[19:30] Speaker 1: best thing you to take out of the game.
[19:32] Speaker 5: I think it's certainly been like a growing experience for him.
[19:37] Speaker 5: I mean, his first time out of home basically was
[19:39] Speaker 5: on the other side of the world.
[19:40] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[19:40] Speaker 5: So yeah, And I mean he's so lucky he had
[19:43] Speaker 5: his beautiful girlfriend end with him, like, so lucky to
[19:46] Speaker 5: have that support. But yeah, I think it's I mean
[19:49] Speaker 5: I thought that Newcastle fans were brutal on social media.
[19:52] Speaker 2: I think are they next level? I think so.
[19:57] Speaker 5: Yeah, I think all of them are like that.
[20:00] Speaker 2: You know, as I said, I find it.
[20:03] Speaker 5: I mean I could talk about it for hours, and
[20:05] Speaker 5: I get I do get a little cranky about it
[20:07] Speaker 5: because I'm like, I don't think people that go on
[20:09] Speaker 5: and bag other people are actually fans.
[20:11] Speaker 2: No, you know, I don't imagine what sort of person
[20:14] Speaker 2: does that.
[20:15] Speaker 5: Yeah, And the thing that upset me the most when
[20:17] Speaker 5: I would see something negative would be that it was
[20:21] Speaker 5: potentially a man that had children of his own or
[20:24] Speaker 5: a woman that had children, And I was just like
[20:28] Speaker 5: like blew my mind that you would do that to
[20:30] Speaker 5: someone else's child, But also what are you teaching your kids?
[20:34] Speaker 1: Yeah? You know absolutely, social media has a uncanny way
[20:37] Speaker 1: of dehumanizing people.
[20:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, I imagine it would have been hard for Text
[20:40] Speaker 3: because like Whole and Newcastle are both sort of small
[20:43] Speaker 3: town yeah and rug Yeah, like love Rugby league, and
[20:47] Speaker 3: Text was Text was like a very boom junior coming
[20:51] Speaker 3: through that he got signed quite early in Newcastle, so
[20:53] Speaker 3: Newcastle fans really got around him early. Yeah, and then
[20:57] Speaker 3: obviously like quite a famous last name in Newcastle as well.
[21:02] Speaker 5: Which would be you know, like and I remember reading
[21:04] Speaker 5: someone right only only got where he is because of
[21:07] Speaker 5: his father.
[21:08] Speaker 2: His father Serve.
[21:12] Speaker 1: Leaves that hate to me, Hey, that's my hate.
[21:17] Speaker 3: You don't take that inside.
[21:19] Speaker 2: But I felt even when you guys played, I felt hard.
[21:22] Speaker 5: I felt more for you guys in terms of that
[21:25] Speaker 5: because you had to prove yourselves a little bit more.
[21:28] Speaker 5: I guess because of that, like you know what I mean,
[21:31] Speaker 5: Like I just felt like I would read the comments
[21:34] Speaker 5: and think, God, people are just anyway.
[21:36] Speaker 1: A question because I mean Jack played in Newcastle for
[21:39] Speaker 1: YouTube as a traveling player, an opposition player in Newcastle
[21:43] Speaker 1: did you hell with in Newcastle fans on game day?
[21:46] Speaker 3: I don't really like I come a lot of I
[21:48] Speaker 3: played in Newcastle. Me and Jack played against each other
[21:50] Speaker 3: when I was playing manly like, I've topped a lot
[21:55] Speaker 3: of ship. I remember, I copped a lot of shit
[21:57] Speaker 3: because I got pulled off. Not in the good way
[22:00] Speaker 3: Anthony Sea Bowl. That was after the game. No, no,
[22:04] Speaker 3: I got I got hooked. I got hooked. I was
[22:07] Speaker 3: playing ship the second half. I got hooked the last
[22:10] Speaker 3: sort of ten minutes of the game and I come
[22:13] Speaker 3: off thee.
[22:13] Speaker 2: I was in mudgie.
[22:14] Speaker 3: No no, no, this is in this is in Newcastle.
[22:17] Speaker 3: I got hooked in as well.
[22:21] Speaker 1: This really is a rough podcast a couple of times.
[22:25] Speaker 3: And so I was pulled off and I went to
[22:26] Speaker 3: the other side and of McDonald jones statement Newcastle, I
[22:30] Speaker 3: should have come straight to the bench. I should have
[22:32] Speaker 3: just gone straight to the shed and I've gone so
[22:35] Speaker 3: I come off that because they had to get him
[22:36] Speaker 3: straight like it was squeaking team first, that's mentality. I
[22:41] Speaker 3: and I went the far away and I'm walking around
[22:43] Speaker 3: with Donalda's stadium and fans were just given it and like,
[22:48] Speaker 3: but the man, I think it was both in the
[22:54] Speaker 3: mainly mainly on you.
[22:57] Speaker 1: I will.
[22:59] Speaker 3: I welcome the I think I'm a very easy target
[23:01] Speaker 3: because I take the piece out of myself. Yeah, and
[23:05] Speaker 3: I knew like it wasn't coming from a bad place,
[23:08] Speaker 3: but it was just young blows who just wanted like
[23:10] Speaker 3: to have a laugh, and I thought it was quite
[23:11] Speaker 3: funny in hindsight. But when you just get hooked from
[23:14] Speaker 3: a game and you're walking off and they're hammering out,
[23:16] Speaker 3: it's not the best thing. I actually ended up. I
[23:18] Speaker 3: think I went straight in. Didn't even watch the last
[23:20] Speaker 3: ten minutes.
[23:21] Speaker 4: Coops, do you remember any of those comments.
[23:26] Speaker 2: I do appreciate people. They're a bit clever with their comments. Yeah,
[23:29] Speaker 2: you know, original, not not at that specific time.
[23:33] Speaker 3: I'd have to go through my phone notes because I've
[23:34] Speaker 3: written a lot of shit down in there, but I
[23:39] Speaker 3: have not exactly from them. But Newcastle was one of
[23:41] Speaker 3: those towns where like even the boys who play there
[23:44] Speaker 3: now say like, if you're if you're going through one
[23:47] Speaker 3: of those times where you might be having a form
[23:49] Speaker 3: slump and brutal and they're hammering in the comments because
[23:52] Speaker 3: it's a week's a long time regular. You can have
[23:54] Speaker 3: one bad game and they turn on your very absolutely.
[23:57] Speaker 3: You can't even go to like Woolies or could without
[23:59] Speaker 3: getting hammered.
[24:00] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[24:00] Speaker 3: I imagine that would have been hard for Text as
[24:02] Speaker 3: a local boy, like wanting to go hang out with
[24:04] Speaker 3: his mates and stuff.
[24:05] Speaker 2: But then I think, I don't know. The thing is,
[24:07] Speaker 2: I don't think people say it to your face like this.
[24:09] Speaker 2: This was the thing. I mean, he got a death threat,
[24:11] Speaker 2: like he literally got a death threat.
[24:13] Speaker 5: They did, and of course the Cubs do nothing about it.
[24:16] Speaker 2: Ridiculous. Yeah, I've got a death.
[24:17] Speaker 1: Threat, oh my god.
[24:19] Speaker 4: And you know what they do say things remember and
[24:22] Speaker 4: a cinema and Newcastle Adrian Brunker got booed out of
[24:25] Speaker 4: the cinema.
[24:26] Speaker 1: Okay, let me paint the picture what happened? You'd love
[24:30] Speaker 1: a bit of than merific. So we have play our
[24:33] Speaker 1: art rival Manly at home. It's nineteen ninety three and
[24:37] Speaker 1: we're good, we're sort of young side. Just to turn,
[24:40] Speaker 1: I have a lot of the older guys left and
[24:41] Speaker 1: all those younger guys coming through. And we had this
[24:43] Speaker 1: players really epic game against Manly and they're beating us
[24:48] Speaker 1: sixteen to ten with only a minute or so to go. Anyway,
[24:50] Speaker 1: we score a try literally right next to the post.
[24:53] Speaker 1: So I'm walking back. We're all walking back and we're going, yeah,
[24:56] Speaker 1: you just work it up, Maddie, just go for have
[24:59] Speaker 1: a crack at a long ange field gold. He's going to
[25:01] Speaker 1: be sixt and all. And all of a sudden, I
[25:03] Speaker 1: wasn't even watching the kick. I hear this, Oh, turn
[25:06] Speaker 1: around and Adrian Brunk has missed the kick in front,
[25:10] Speaker 1: miss conversion. So we go anyway. The next night we're
[25:14] Speaker 1: in the sheds af against art. You don't worry about it, mate,
[25:16] Speaker 1: you know, I don't worry about it. Fans. You could
[25:18] Speaker 1: hear him just streaming outside the ground into the sheds.
[25:22] Speaker 1: The next night, he goes to Tower Cinemas to watch
[25:25] Speaker 1: a movie and maybe he was getting pelted with corners firstly,
[25:29] Speaker 1: and then decides we just got to go. We've got
[25:31] Speaker 1: to get out of here. So him and his girlfriend
[25:33] Speaker 1: get up walked out. He gets boot out of the
[25:35] Speaker 1: cinema and then he goes literally starts his car and
[25:39] Speaker 1: he's driving. He has to hit the brakes. Someone's cuddies
[25:41] Speaker 1: are that's not true.
[25:43] Speaker 2: You don't know about that. That's outrageous.
[25:48] Speaker 3: Cuts someone's brakes from can you cut it from the
[25:51] Speaker 3: outside I don't know movies.
[25:53] Speaker 2: You can, but that's not passionate. That's not a passionate fan.
[25:56] Speaker 2: That's a psychopath. That is a psychopath.
[25:59] Speaker 5: And on another note, cinemas reopened, Yeah, reopened today, especially from.
[26:07] Speaker 1: Our producer Van Hogarth and Liam Alexander, who are movie
[26:10] Speaker 1: Bus and I oftentimes talk about the town cinemas on
[26:14] Speaker 1: s end and they have been reopened. Fantastic.
[26:17] Speaker 3: Many memories, yeah, fun while we're on cars cutting brakes,
[26:22] Speaker 3: But can you tell Leam what you're telling us last
[26:24] Speaker 3: night about Dad's old car.
[26:26] Speaker 5: I've always said, not that anyone has ever said it
[26:28] Speaker 5: to me, but I've always said, you know, Trish certainly
[26:32] Speaker 5: did not meet your dad at the height of his
[26:36] Speaker 5: financial power.
[26:38] Speaker 2: She did not. She did not make you for fame.
[26:41] Speaker 4: Or you know, squatter's rights for all he.
[26:46] Speaker 2: Remember, just did he just moved? Didn't you have to
[26:49] Speaker 2: move out of somewhere? Didn't you didn't have somewhere to go?
[26:52] Speaker 2: We had to drive all the way to say, But
[26:53] Speaker 2: he was lazy. That's the actual thing.
[26:55] Speaker 5: Now, Apparently people get into relationships just to have somewhere
[26:57] Speaker 5: to stay. I just remember one of your cars and
[27:04] Speaker 5: you told me it was his second car.
[27:06] Speaker 4: Well, the first one had the seat that was well,
[27:08] Speaker 4: that was that was I think passengers.
[27:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you drove me somewhere. I was an angle.
[27:15] Speaker 1: It was designed both of them sloping forty five degrees.
[27:18] Speaker 1: It was an angle that basically Liam was in my lap.
[27:22] Speaker 3: It was just so both seats sloped inwards like towards
[27:25] Speaker 3: the Hambraker just passage forty five degrees.
[27:29] Speaker 1: So you'd be driving and I'll be sloped down at
[27:31] Speaker 1: forty five degrees. Yeah, and then and then.
[27:36] Speaker 5: On second but at least I think, yeah, yeah, you
[27:39] Speaker 5: kind of went downhill because the.
[27:41] Speaker 2: Second car actually had really bad mechanics, terrible. Yeah. Yeah,
[27:45] Speaker 2: the Knights provided that car.
[27:46] Speaker 1: That was the Knights. That was the Knights. That part
[27:49] Speaker 1: of the deal was a car, a car deal, fantastic.
[27:53] Speaker 1: And they went, I may go to this kya blah
[27:56] Speaker 1: blah blah motors up there at Hamilton.
[27:59] Speaker 2: Finger door didn't open, so it had to come in
[28:01] Speaker 2: through the window. Likes it.
[28:02] Speaker 1: Literally it was a nineteen eighty model Ford Falcon right
[28:07] Speaker 1: and he had wires coming out of the tire. The
[28:10] Speaker 1: door didn't open and the guy said to me, look mate,
[28:13] Speaker 1: if when you take your foot off the accelerator. It's
[28:16] Speaker 1: just going to cut out. Oh like what and yes,
[28:19] Speaker 1: so what you do is when you get to a
[28:21] Speaker 1: traffic light, keep your foot on the accelerator, but also
[28:23] Speaker 1: have your foot on the break and have the handbrake on.
[28:26] Speaker 1: And we just have to and the door did'nps have
[28:28] Speaker 1: to jump? We had to jump through the window?
[28:31] Speaker 2: Yeah, dukes of date in a nice dress.
[28:36] Speaker 3: So you had a car deal, but it cost your
[28:38] Speaker 3: four grand It was.
[28:40] Speaker 1: Four thousand dollars car.
[28:42] Speaker 4: They literally pulled it off the lot, so he saw
[28:44] Speaker 4: the price on it.
[28:45] Speaker 1: Now, when you said that, like, so were you born?
[28:48] Speaker 1: Were you born in Newcastle?
[28:49] Speaker 2: Newcastle born?
[28:50] Speaker 1: I was just saying, so you started another school and
[28:53] Speaker 1: then you went there and metricly.
[28:55] Speaker 5: Yeah, so I was at a public school and mum
[28:57] Speaker 5: changed me to a Catholic school.
[28:59] Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not Catholic. There's no reason for him.
[29:03] Speaker 4: I still accepted, just maybe though vert it'd be better
[29:07] Speaker 4: for me.
[29:08] Speaker 1: Yes, yes, now wherever you go?
[29:13] Speaker 3: I stayed with that for a second.
[29:15] Speaker 1: Where are you going with no? No, no, nowhere nowhere?
[29:19] Speaker 3: I think it was lost.
[29:20] Speaker 2: No, no, no you okay, So.
[29:25] Speaker 4: Look as far you were in for the birth of
[29:28] Speaker 4: Jack until they until they and you were therefore Cooper's
[29:37] Speaker 4: first ultrasound.
[29:40] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[29:40] Speaker 2: So, and then this is good story if you remember
[29:44] Speaker 2: what I said to you.
[29:44] Speaker 4: I actually particularly had been trying to have a baby
[29:47] Speaker 4: for a long time.
[29:48] Speaker 5: Yeah, so I was actually on fertility drugs and they weren't,
[29:50] Speaker 5: you know, nothing was happening. And then Trish said to
[29:54] Speaker 5: me she was going to have a scan with Coop,
[29:57] Speaker 5: and she said.
[29:57] Speaker 2: Come with me for good luck. And I went, yeah, okay,
[30:01] Speaker 2: you were away obviously somewhere. We just left your.
[30:03] Speaker 1: Phone, just drinking somewhere.
[30:05] Speaker 2: Yeah. But we also lived around corner from each other,
[30:08] Speaker 2: so that was really good. We didn't have across the
[30:09] Speaker 2: road to see each other. We just walked around the corner.
[30:12] Speaker 5: And anyway, I was, you know, maybe too much information,
[30:16] Speaker 5: but I was doing pregnancy test at the time, just
[30:17] Speaker 5: to sort of just yeah, rule it out. I'm not
[30:19] Speaker 5: pregnant this month, to move on with my life. So literally,
[30:22] Speaker 5: we went for the square for the scan, and on
[30:24] Speaker 5: the way home we stopped and got me a pregnancy
[30:26] Speaker 5: test and true stropped me off.
[30:27] Speaker 2: You went home.
[30:28] Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a phone call I ranger and too pregnant.
[30:32] Speaker 4: It worked, It worked straight away, and I said that.
[30:35] Speaker 2: I said, I wanted you to catch a baby. Yeah, yeah,
[30:38] Speaker 2: I called it. Yeah, I called it straight away. So
[30:41] Speaker 2: I was actually pregnant the text after four years.
[30:43] Speaker 1: And then you had Ginger and Axle. Yeah, so it
[30:46] Speaker 1: just y yep started working for you.
[30:49] Speaker 2: You guys had moved to England when I was pregnant.
[30:52] Speaker 5: The one I do remember, I mean, and it wasn't
[30:54] Speaker 5: it's not a funny story at all, but I remember
[30:56] Speaker 5: I dropped you to Williamtown Airport when you left ar
[31:00] Speaker 5: and I drive your jeep back to Newcastle and I
[31:03] Speaker 5: was pregnant with Ginger, and.
[31:04] Speaker 2: I cried the whole way home.
[31:06] Speaker 5: I was so emotional because Trish had been a part
[31:09] Speaker 5: of my life for so long. And actually Trisha come
[31:11] Speaker 5: to my skin. So Trisha come to my skin with
[31:13] Speaker 5: Ginger because I wanted to find out sex and Ginger
[31:16] Speaker 5: wouldn't roll over so they couldn't see. Yeah, she's very
[31:23] Speaker 5: you know, very strong, will strong, will right.
[31:26] Speaker 2: Yeah, but the best best daughter ever.
[31:30] Speaker 5: And but Trisha had said to the sonographer doing it,
[31:33] Speaker 5: she said, oh, look we can't see. Yeah, we've got
[31:34] Speaker 5: a lot of people waiting, like, let's just steal all
[31:36] Speaker 5: our tests and we'll come back to and Trish just went,
[31:39] Speaker 5: we're not leaving until we know.
[31:41] Speaker 2: And you need a friend like that.
[31:42] Speaker 5: I do, because I would have been like, okay, anyway,
[31:45] Speaker 5: everyone needs a friend like that.
[31:47] Speaker 1: So your three kids are cracky names text, Text, Ginger
[31:50] Speaker 1: and Axel. Okay, where does that come from?
[31:53] Speaker 3: Who came up with?
[31:54] Speaker 2: And very creative?
[31:55] Speaker 5: I well, I think you know we had Matt and
[31:58] Speaker 5: Leanne how boring.
[32:00] Speaker 1: Yeah that's pretty exciting.
[32:04] Speaker 2: Sorry Matt, but you know there was lots of Mats in.
[32:06] Speaker 5: Leands and I just didn't want I just I just
[32:09] Speaker 5: common names. Yeah, and we were throwing names out there,
[32:12] Speaker 5: and I think I think Text at one point could
[32:16] Speaker 5: have been Jed but Matt and he had a friend
[32:19] Speaker 5: and they used the term Jed all the time, like,
[32:21] Speaker 5: oh that's a Jed beer or he's a Jed, And
[32:23] Speaker 5: I just know that a positive.
[32:25] Speaker 4: It could have been a positive for it could have
[32:26] Speaker 4: been a negar. It was a bit of bo Yeah,
[32:29] Speaker 4: let's and then we did toss around Ford for at
[32:32] Speaker 4: one point, you know, Matt was a ford Man, so
[32:35] Speaker 4: we did toss around that.
[32:36] Speaker 5: But yeah, we just come to text and as soon
[32:38] Speaker 5: as we said it, we both just went Yeah, that's
[32:40] Speaker 5: it and it sounds perfect. No middle name, no nothing,
[32:43] Speaker 5: that's it. I was always having a daughter, and I
[32:45] Speaker 5: was always going to call it Gingine.
[32:46] Speaker 2: That was not that was negotiable.
[32:48] Speaker 5: There was no other option for me. So yeah, when
[32:52] Speaker 5: I found out Text was a boy, I was a
[32:53] Speaker 5: bit like, okay, next one.
[32:55] Speaker 2: But then Axel.
[32:57] Speaker 5: I gave Matt when I was pregnant with Axel, I
[33:00] Speaker 5: gave Mad a book to read on you know, pregnancy,
[33:03] Speaker 5: like where I.
[33:03] Speaker 2: Was at, you know, so he'd understands the third time,
[33:06] Speaker 2: so he'd understand that I was tired.
[33:10] Speaker 1: Is one of those money daddy books where we're basically
[33:12] Speaker 1: the helican or the.
[33:15] Speaker 4: This happened, that's the one you give like, because he
[33:18] Speaker 4: was meant to have it said to me, and he
[33:19] Speaker 4: wouldn't do it.
[33:20] Speaker 5: That's that's how Axel come about.
[33:23] Speaker 2: Wouldn't very well, absolutely excellently.
[33:26] Speaker 5: I say, you know, poor actual text and Ginger call
[33:30] Speaker 5: him a mistake, but I call him a beautiful surprise.
[33:33] Speaker 2: That's love it. And you know what, I was a
[33:35] Speaker 2: very big mistake. Yeah and look how awesome? Yeah yeah, no,
[33:39] Speaker 2: I love it.
[33:40] Speaker 5: But the one thing Matt got out of that little
[33:42] Speaker 5: book or article I gave was the name Axel, and
[33:45] Speaker 5: he just he was going with it.
[33:47] Speaker 4: Did they refer how did they refer to? What were
[33:49] Speaker 4: they referring to as an axle when you're talking about pregnancy?
[33:52] Speaker 5: No, they were just it was also in the same article,
[33:54] Speaker 5: I think there was a list of as and girls names,
[33:57] Speaker 5: and I had another name pick that I really wanted.
[34:01] Speaker 2: Will you be sharing that with us today? On the
[34:02] Speaker 2: pot it was backster, I had Baxter pick.
[34:04] Speaker 5: Oh cute, yeah, But actually, funnily enough, when I was
[34:07] Speaker 5: in having Axel, it was I was having a caesar.
[34:09] Speaker 5: All the medical equipment had Baxter written on it, and
[34:11] Speaker 5: I was like, it's a sign. And and then the
[34:14] Speaker 5: I remember one of the nurses saying, all the mid
[34:16] Speaker 5: ones saying, oh, the other day we had a baby
[34:20] Speaker 5: in here. It was you know, the dad wanted or
[34:22] Speaker 5: the mom wanted to call it Axel, And I said,
[34:24] Speaker 5: there'll be no Axel born in my surgery.
[34:26] Speaker 2: And I laugh.
[34:27] Speaker 5: And then I had a really bad even though it Sarah,
[34:32] Speaker 5: I had a really bad delivery with Axel. So I
[34:33] Speaker 5: was a morphine and I was a bit out of
[34:35] Speaker 5: it the next day and they took Axel away to
[34:38] Speaker 5: do some tests. I don't think we'd even named him,
[34:41] Speaker 5: and pretty much when he come back, Matt had told
[34:42] Speaker 5: everyone his name was.
[34:45] Speaker 3: That's how it worked about Now, can we flash forward
[34:48] Speaker 3: to present day for a second, because you're a single lady.
[34:53] Speaker 5: Obviously obvious, my resting bitch.
[35:00] Speaker 2: That's raff away.
[35:04] Speaker 1: I'm starting a harem, so welcome to the family.
[35:07] Speaker 5: The last time it was it last time. I was
[35:09] Speaker 5: here all the time before and you were saying, like,
[35:11] Speaker 5: out of the blue, if anything happens to Tricily and
[35:14] Speaker 5: I'll marry Uni.
[35:14] Speaker 1: Yeah, said friends.
[35:18] Speaker 4: He did, and you know that happens to me a lot,
[35:21] Speaker 4: because I think the ex boyfriend once said when we're
[35:25] Speaker 4: having a fight, oh, I should have picked her like you.
[35:29] Speaker 4: I went, oh, that's nice to know, asshole. And then
[35:32] Speaker 4: and also your brother, remember that his old old girlfriend.
[35:38] Speaker 4: They were fighting all the time, and we're at a
[35:40] Speaker 4: wedding and we're all out the front, and I remember,
[35:44] Speaker 4: and she was like going off about him and some
[35:46] Speaker 4: of the other girls, and I was sitting there and
[35:49] Speaker 4: she came out with, oh, I should have picked I
[35:51] Speaker 4: should have picked the other brother being Matt. And I
[35:54] Speaker 4: didn't say anything because she was like crazy and and
[35:56] Speaker 4: then I remember just seeing the goden saying to me,
[35:58] Speaker 4: she goes, what did she have a choice?
[36:00] Speaker 1: I look, she did And I love that.
[36:06] Speaker 4: It's like, oh, all these people thinking they yeah, what
[36:09] Speaker 4: about okay, Leanne?
[36:11] Speaker 1: What about?
[36:11] Speaker 2: So?
[36:11] Speaker 1: I heard a story once Trush talks about your birth
[36:14] Speaker 1: You had a party at your place, a memorable parth.
[36:18] Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, man, you sixteen?
[36:20] Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it was in my birthday moment, I have
[36:22] Speaker 5: a party.
[36:23] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[36:23] Speaker 2: And then they stupidly run out only down the road?
[36:26] Speaker 2: Do they went that far?
[36:27] Speaker 5: And I lived, I lived in an area that like
[36:29] Speaker 5: it was quite accessible, like you you know, it was
[36:31] Speaker 5: a bus, the bus root you could, you know, and yeah,
[36:34] Speaker 5: it just got crashed and it went.
[36:37] Speaker 2: We sort we sort of panicked when.
[36:40] Speaker 4: Someone was at the door and they went Lianne and
[36:43] Speaker 4: we got to the front door and there was like
[36:45] Speaker 4: a line down the street of people approaching the house.
[36:47] Speaker 2: We're like, yeah, how many people?
[36:49] Speaker 1: How many people were there to start?
[36:51] Speaker 2: Oh? I maybe would have had fifteen?
[36:53] Speaker 5: Yeah, that was what it was like you mum and dad, Yeah,
[36:55] Speaker 5: you can have some friends over. They left a girlfriend
[36:58] Speaker 5: that lived around the corner who was a bit older
[36:59] Speaker 5: than mean.
[37:00] Speaker 2: Her partner.
[37:01] Speaker 5: They were eighteen, so mom and dad left them a
[37:02] Speaker 5: chaperones and then it's just it's like.
[37:07] Speaker 2: And it was it was.
[37:08] Speaker 5: I lived at near Lambton at the time. It was
[37:11] Speaker 5: a whole heaper crew from West Wallsend and they were
[37:14] Speaker 5: much older than us.
[37:15] Speaker 2: Yea, so we Yeah, there was eggs being thrown the
[37:19] Speaker 2: stay when your pool pool. Yeah, tomatoes also making bowls
[37:22] Speaker 2: in my dad's Workman, what's your bomb?
[37:26] Speaker 4: It's a drug smoking utensil cooper, very dirty, very glad.
[37:31] Speaker 2: I'm glad you don't know what it is.
[37:32] Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, jack my stuff?
[37:34] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[37:35] Speaker 3: Can I ask you back then?
[37:37] Speaker 1: These days we Facebook groups and stuff like that.
[37:39] Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing.
[37:40] Speaker 3: How the hell do people find out there's a house.
[37:42] Speaker 2: Pot the bus to bus? Liam used to get to
[37:44] Speaker 2: the bus probably just yeah, the bus was.
[37:47] Speaker 1: Popular, your mom and dad, your mama dad. There was
[37:50] Speaker 1: there was a problem when they they were driving down
[37:52] Speaker 1: the street.
[37:53] Speaker 5: Someone was driving home in their Volvo. And because my
[37:56] Speaker 5: dad sold at the time, he sold like screen door
[38:00] Speaker 5: was like security doors, but decorative ones and stuff like
[38:02] Speaker 5: that was his business. And we had a nice white
[38:05] Speaker 5: wrought iron decorative screen door. And mom and dad were
[38:08] Speaker 5: driving down over road a group.
[38:10] Speaker 2: Of D's.
[38:20] Speaker 5: And we had an old house that had a really
[38:22] Speaker 5: long hallway and there was just tomato sauce up the walls.
[38:26] Speaker 2: There was veggiemite, so I don't even know how people
[38:28] Speaker 2: got the And you had white e peach. I think
[38:32] Speaker 2: it was really kale peach. Mum had done it up
[38:33] Speaker 2: very not. We had persian r It was trash.
[38:37] Speaker 3: I was cleaning while these people are trashing your house?
[38:41] Speaker 3: What are you doing?
[38:41] Speaker 5: I was drunk not to drink, and I was drunk,
[38:45] Speaker 5: and Mom did come home. I told you not to drink,
[38:47] Speaker 5: and I was think. I was swaying, holding the rail
[38:49] Speaker 5: and going.
[38:50] Speaker 2: I did it.
[38:51] Speaker 4: Yeah, And she's tell me you didn't have a drink
[38:54] Speaker 4: And I pushed out of the way and I said drink.
[38:56] Speaker 2: I didn't go. So I didn't have a drink.
[38:58] Speaker 1: I didn't, Yes, at least have been. So that's still
[39:02] Speaker 1: the thing. Guys love. Gay crashing parties still.
[39:05] Speaker 3: Still is still is mainly at that age though like
[39:08] Speaker 3: no one's gay crashing past, like twenty four, but sixteen
[39:11] Speaker 3: to eighteen, when people jumped, like jumping fences.
[39:13] Speaker 2: I think we older than us.
[39:15] Speaker 3: We had a when I was about twenty we did
[39:17] Speaker 3: a probably nine end. We'd myself and Sam Verrels were
[39:20] Speaker 3: part of a security company or the northern beaches were
[39:22] Speaker 3: White Dragon Security, and we would we got employed. Yeah,
[39:25] Speaker 3: I swear alive. We'd mainly do parties up in the
[39:28] Speaker 3: sort of Avalon Palm Beachway where people who aren't from
[39:30] Speaker 3: the beaches where they film home and Away. We'd be
[39:33] Speaker 3: out there and do like sixteen seven year old parties
[39:35] Speaker 3: and we wouldn't take any money or they just have
[39:38] Speaker 3: to supply with heats like endless beer security guys. We
[39:42] Speaker 3: probably did about six parties and yeah, six or seven,
[39:47] Speaker 3: and we encountered so many jumpers, so many we had
[39:51] Speaker 3: sat shirts and everything, White Dragon Security.
[39:53] Speaker 2: But you and Sammy Errol not two big guys.
[39:56] Speaker 3: No, there was. There was about ten of us in there.
[39:59] Speaker 3: Finni Heath, the fief Master, he was in there, but
[40:02] Speaker 3: Finn would get so drunk and then joined the party
[40:06] Speaker 3: and then we'd lose him. One.
[40:07] Speaker 2: Yeah, did get kicked out of an Adel concert.
[40:10] Speaker 1: Yeah, he tried the head butter guy.
[40:15] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[40:15] Speaker 1: But we had a couple of big like big.
[40:17] Speaker 3: Dogs with us from the Avalon region who were quite intimidating.
[40:25] Speaker 3: There was Bruce wasn't in that Bruce was Yola. But
[40:29] Speaker 3: there was one incident where like a kid jumped and
[40:32] Speaker 3: we had one of our one of the guys in
[40:33] Speaker 3: the security company probably shouldn't have been in there.
[40:35] Speaker 1: We've got a small dude.
[40:36] Speaker 3: He got like kicked by this jumper the jump like
[40:39] Speaker 3: jumped and kicked him. And then he rang quite a
[40:42] Speaker 3: very intimidating bloke on the Northern Beaches and he rocked
[40:46] Speaker 3: up in this massive you with like hunting lights on it.
[40:51] Speaker 3: I still all the kids that like everyone knew, is
[40:55] Speaker 3: you all the kids When he rocked up like started
[40:58] Speaker 3: running the people who jumped the house, and he got
[41:00] Speaker 3: out of his youth, found the kid and literally threw
[41:04] Speaker 3: him down this hill and he just rolled into the
[41:06] Speaker 3: dark and then like just disappeared into the darkness and
[41:10] Speaker 3: it happened. Parties still won't kept going, but White Dragon Security.
[41:14] Speaker 3: Anybody who's out there who wants us, don't hire them. No, no, no,
[41:18] Speaker 3: We're coming back in every way. We've got our t
[41:20] Speaker 3: shirts remade. So anybody there wants a house party security
[41:23] Speaker 3: mainly on the Northern Beaches to.
[41:26] Speaker 1: Did I join you had a bit of an experience
[41:28] Speaker 1: head to it, sure or otherwise if you don't let me,
[41:30] Speaker 1: I'm going to join Red. We're going to start Red
[41:31] Speaker 1: Dragons of it.
[41:34] Speaker 2: Though, Haven't I been out with you a few times
[41:37] Speaker 2: and we've been kicked out a place?
[41:39] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I even returned to one of those places.
[41:44] Speaker 1: But what are the gay crash? Remember the night when
[41:49] Speaker 1: we were at Coloroid at our old house across.
[41:53] Speaker 2: The way, we actually just sat out on their front
[41:55] Speaker 2: Rand Leanne.
[41:57] Speaker 1: You've never seen anything like it. The whole street, the
[42:00] Speaker 1: streets probably three hundred four hundred meters long. Yeah, the
[42:02] Speaker 1: whole street. You could not It was just heads, remember.
[42:05] Speaker 4: That, the patty wagons and it was actually the girls
[42:08] Speaker 4: who were the worst. And you know the police had
[42:10] Speaker 4: to put them in the back of the paddyway and
[42:11] Speaker 4: they greaming, greamy.
[42:13] Speaker 2: That happened. That happened with us once.
[42:16] Speaker 5: Where we used to live, House cross Road, had a
[42:18] Speaker 5: party out of control. Police everywhere back in the day.
[42:21] Speaker 5: If the police turned up anywhere with us would just
[42:23] Speaker 5: be like they were sitting on the police cars, like
[42:27] Speaker 5: they were getting on top of the police cars.
[42:29] Speaker 2: They were yelling like it was just crazy. I opened
[42:31] Speaker 2: the front door and open geta because.
[42:35] Speaker 1: Get out of the garden.
[42:37] Speaker 2: You know, like kids just trampling through the front of
[42:39] Speaker 2: the house.
[42:39] Speaker 4: It was like and there were hundreds, just amazing. They
[42:43] Speaker 4: just they just rocked up like a plague of rats.
[42:46] Speaker 4: And then there were broken aeriels and.
[42:48] Speaker 5: The rubbish, and you know, all the neighbors the next
[42:50] Speaker 5: day going, you know, to the neighbors.
[42:52] Speaker 2: You should be making your kids clean up. This street
[42:55] Speaker 2: should clean.
[42:56] Speaker 3: Did you have any incidents with your kids, like underage drinking.
[43:00] Speaker 2: Your kids are pretty well behaved.
[43:02] Speaker 5: Look, I'm sure there were incidences. I might not know
[43:04] Speaker 5: about them.
[43:05] Speaker 2: Definitely. Not with text.
[43:06] Speaker 3: No, no. I was going to say Texas, Texas.
[43:08] Speaker 5: A very good boy would ring me literally like a
[43:11] Speaker 5: text would be the part. And because I was that mum,
[43:13] Speaker 5: I'd be like, oh, yeah, I'll drop you off. Yep,
[43:14] Speaker 5: I'll get you some cruisers. Yep, give me a call
[43:16] Speaker 5: if you you know. And I would get a call
[43:18] Speaker 5: from text can you come get me?
[43:20] Speaker 2: They've got the drugs out?
[43:22] Speaker 5: Really And I'd be like, yeah, I'll be right there, mate.
[43:27] Speaker 5: He would he would just yeah, he's he's never been
[43:30] Speaker 5: a big partier.
[43:32] Speaker 2: I think Ginger could go either way.
[43:33] Speaker 5: But she works really hard, but she knows she's got
[43:35] Speaker 5: a great social life in a great circle. And yeah,
[43:38] Speaker 5: I think they're definitely the other two have definitely tried stuff.
[43:42] Speaker 3: They're definitely they're the loose Canons, the younger ones. Did
[43:45] Speaker 3: you have any with Jack and I? True, I can't
[43:47] Speaker 3: even remember.
[43:48] Speaker 2: No, really no. I never got a call. No, no,
[43:52] Speaker 2: not that I knew of.
[43:53] Speaker 3: Do we ever a rock up drunk or anything?
[43:57] Speaker 2: The driver? With my kids, I always into them, pick
[44:01] Speaker 2: you pick me up.
[44:03] Speaker 5: Ginger once was staying at her best friend's house and
[44:06] Speaker 5: her parents are lovely, and her their daughter used to
[44:08] Speaker 5: stay with me all the time. And only once did
[44:10] Speaker 5: I ever go to a phone call and say, we
[44:12] Speaker 5: need to come with it.
[44:13] Speaker 2: You should come? What about us too?
[44:16] Speaker 5: When Ginger still does it, I still get phone calls, Hi,
[44:20] Speaker 5: it's you know Ginger's friend Alex.
[44:22] Speaker 2: Could you come and get gin? Ginger and I get
[44:23] Speaker 2: to I get to it, She's like, I just wanted
[44:25] Speaker 2: my mom all that's cute.
[44:27] Speaker 1: What are you two? When you used to go out
[44:28] Speaker 1: back in the day, there was a lot.
[44:31] Speaker 4: Of hair holding and in the doors, and I was
[44:35] Speaker 4: very encouraged, encouraging.
[44:38] Speaker 2: I'd always go, come on, just bring it up and
[44:40] Speaker 2: we'll go back out. So Trisha's twenty first. I got
[44:44] Speaker 2: very very drunk, I know, and I'm over the top
[44:46] Speaker 2: to Leanne's mum.
[44:48] Speaker 4: No, I should be fine. This happens all the time.
[44:50] Speaker 4: She'll be fine too. We're going out to the nightclub.
[44:52] Speaker 5: I distinctly remember being in a cubicle and I was
[44:55] Speaker 5: really sick and I looked up in Trisha's faces over
[44:57] Speaker 5: the top of the cubicle and my mom's trying to
[44:58] Speaker 5: shimmy under it to get me.
[45:00] Speaker 2: And you know what it was?
[45:01] Speaker 5: Your mum used to make homemades and book and I
[45:04] Speaker 5: think the bar had run out of shot glasses, so
[45:06] Speaker 5: you filled me up a sevens remember a seven's glass?
[45:09] Speaker 5: You filled me up a seven glasses and book and
[45:10] Speaker 5: gave it to me, and that just tipped me over there.
[45:12] Speaker 3: What's a seven glass?
[45:13] Speaker 1: Is that like just short of the media?
[45:16] Speaker 3: Wow? And is that black sand?
[45:17] Speaker 1: Book?
[45:20] Speaker 2: Sucks?
[45:21] Speaker 5: But on top of probably the cheap wine we've been
[45:23] Speaker 5: drinking three gross?
[45:26] Speaker 2: Did we have to born?
[45:27] Speaker 5: But yeah, true, she would slap my tuh would slap
[45:29] Speaker 5: my face. But you're right, you're right, we're going out.
[45:31] Speaker 3: We're going out.
[45:32] Speaker 2: And my mum was like, Trush, I don't think she's
[45:33] Speaker 2: going out. Yeah, she'll be fine.
[45:35] Speaker 5: True, she was really good at having a vomit and then.
[45:38] Speaker 2: Gone back out. Yeah, because I.
[45:39] Speaker 4: Used to drink beer, so it would literally be the
[45:43] Speaker 4: situation that I just was so full of beer.
[45:45] Speaker 2: She got rid of it, a vomit, come back in, Okay,
[45:47] Speaker 2: she was good to go back.
[45:48] Speaker 1: Irritable last night it said you were shooting for Australia.
[45:52] Speaker 1: Last night. She was cuddling in my back and literally
[45:56] Speaker 1: her stomach it was growling on my back.
[45:59] Speaker 2: Is that appropriate?
[46:00] Speaker 3: Sorry?
[46:01] Speaker 1: I thought we were sort of.
[46:02] Speaker 4: Just sharing trust trees, trust trees.
[46:06] Speaker 1: Not.
[46:07] Speaker 2: I did have I did have a night at your house.
[46:09] Speaker 5: I remember, and I was so sick that Trician want
[46:12] Speaker 5: me to wake up her mum and dad because we'd
[46:14] Speaker 5: have gotten in trouble. On her desk she had a
[46:16] Speaker 5: coffee mug with all her pens and stuff in it,
[46:18] Speaker 5: and she emptied out of the pants and gave me
[46:20] Speaker 5: a coffee mug room and vomited into a coffee.
[46:23] Speaker 2: And then I had my window open. I was pouring
[46:25] Speaker 2: it out. The problem was we've been you'd been drinking
[46:28] Speaker 2: the blue drim. No, yeah, we were drinking blue illusions.
[46:31] Speaker 2: But it was having out green.
[46:32] Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ. Girls.
[46:35] Speaker 3: Yeah, have you ever just because a fan favorites on
[46:39] Speaker 3: this podcast is gazingale? Oh my god, did you ever
[46:42] Speaker 3: have much?
[46:45] Speaker 2: Absolutely?
[46:46] Speaker 5: There were lots of drinks on our back, lots of drinks, dancing.
[46:49] Speaker 5: It was always the first one up, dancing away. She
[46:51] Speaker 5: told us some funny story, hilarious.
[46:53] Speaker 1: Yeah, I care to.
[46:54] Speaker 3: Share any of them?
[46:56] Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because she's probably talked to I always remember.
[47:00] Speaker 2: But the one story she told I don't know why
[47:03] Speaker 2: I remember.
[47:04] Speaker 5: I remember about her and Gas had sex every morning,
[47:08] Speaker 5: every day.
[47:09] Speaker 2: Every day. They had sex once a day, and sometimes
[47:12] Speaker 2: she'd read a book through. Would you read the Woman's Day?
[47:19] Speaker 1: The book he gets booked?
[47:23] Speaker 3: Why would she?
[47:27] Speaker 2: We were drinking, we were having fun. We're probably talking
[47:30] Speaker 2: about things like.
[47:30] Speaker 1: That, she told me once. We had a we're actually
[47:33] Speaker 1: talking about this room. Then the leak up stairs, a
[47:36] Speaker 1: bit of water damage. She was in our house, sess not.
[47:39] Speaker 1: She got there once and she goes, oh, I saw
[47:41] Speaker 1: you know, it was a leak in the roof, and
[47:42] Speaker 1: I said, yeah, okay, She goes, you know how I
[47:45] Speaker 1: know how I found it about? I was displaying there
[47:48] Speaker 1: while your father was having sex with me, and just
[47:50] Speaker 1: went oh no, we hadn't been a water damage.
[47:55] Speaker 2: You know we can multitask women.
[48:00] Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like really really good fun to be around.
[48:03] Speaker 2: What do you remember most about Cooper's a little boy?
[48:05] Speaker 2: Oh cause he was always ude? Nude? Yes, people love
[48:10] Speaker 2: to get naked. Yeah, yeah, Texas. It was one of Texas.
[48:15] Speaker 4: We'd just come back from England and texts he had
[48:17] Speaker 4: a birthday party at your place.
[48:18] Speaker 2: He had the jumping castle.
[48:21] Speaker 4: And all I hear is Trisha, what he's done it again?
[48:25] Speaker 4: He had been up in the jumping castle fully clothed.
[48:29] Speaker 4: Next minute hops off, not a scaic of clothing on,
[48:33] Speaker 4: just naked.
[48:34] Speaker 5: I had a one of our houses. I had a
[48:37] Speaker 5: little corner and I said to Trish when we built
[48:38] Speaker 5: the house, oh, you know, I want to get a
[48:40] Speaker 5: water feature for there. One day and then it was
[48:42] Speaker 5: the kids christ It was texting Ginger's naming ceremony and
[48:47] Speaker 5: someone called out trash Cooper's pain and we turned around
[48:51] Speaker 5: and there's Cooper with his pants down and just this
[48:53] Speaker 5: perfect arc of wheat right in the corner where I
[48:56] Speaker 5: wanted my water feature, and Trish just made he always
[48:59] Speaker 5: wanted a water feature. It's like, thanks, You're like the
[49:01] Speaker 5: little baby statue of David.
[49:03] Speaker 3: I don't know.
[49:06] Speaker 2: Little blonde curls.
[49:08] Speaker 5: You were in text are always hot and sweaty, sweaty.
[49:13] Speaker 2: He was always a sweaty head stead texts was sweaty.
[49:15] Speaker 5: But I always remember, and I don't know whether it
[49:16] Speaker 5: was Jack or Cooper, one of you would get locked
[49:19] Speaker 5: in your room up at Curry Street. Not locked in,
[49:21] Speaker 5: you'd put you put a baby gate on and you
[49:25] Speaker 5: would literally do this little shimmy up the doorjam and
[49:28] Speaker 5: climb over the baby gate, coming out forty times.
[49:35] Speaker 1: But Jack was of all the kids, he was the
[49:38] Speaker 1: first one in so many Yeah, just when that came along.
[49:42] Speaker 5: Yeah, because I had well remember I used to baby
[49:44] Speaker 5: sit my nephew, Rugby. Rugby and Jack spent a lot
[49:47] Speaker 5: of time together, and then Coopy in texts were they
[49:50] Speaker 5: were only a.
[49:50] Speaker 2: Few months apart. And then Ginger come along. We had
[49:53] Speaker 2: our girl, and then.
[49:55] Speaker 1: Yes, and here we are going years later.
[49:58] Speaker 3: I love it.
[49:58] Speaker 4: I love and I love that you got. I love
[50:00] Speaker 4: that you and you know you call each other god brothers.
[50:03] Speaker 3: I know I love that to Tricias the godd fair godmother.
[50:09] Speaker 3: Does that really mean anything these days?
[50:10] Speaker 1: Though?
[50:11] Speaker 3: Not really?
[50:11] Speaker 5: I think it well my sister is also one of
[50:14] Speaker 5: the godmothers. So just I guess if if I had died,
[50:16] Speaker 5: Trician said, Trush.
[50:18] Speaker 2: Was like, I'm getting if you die, I'm going Yeah,
[50:20] Speaker 2: you would have had a house for would you want
[50:21] Speaker 2: to nice? Yeah? Absolutely?
[50:24] Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, is it up
[50:25] Speaker 3: to the kid?
[50:26] Speaker 5: It depends on the age, It depends on the will. Really,
[50:29] Speaker 5: do you think my kids are going to choose to
[50:30] Speaker 5: go anywhere else?
[50:32] Speaker 1: Probably they'd probably.
[50:33] Speaker 3: Be pretty stoked coming to.
[50:36] Speaker 1: Join a wide dragon.
[50:37] Speaker 4: Security that they're older, I don't have to worry about it,
[50:41] Speaker 4: but you know, when they were little, it was definitely
[50:43] Speaker 4: our I mean, my sister would have fought you for them.
[50:45] Speaker 2: Definitely, of course you would have. Yeah, they would have
[50:48] Speaker 2: been a fight for them, I think. But yeah, I
[50:50] Speaker 2: do you.
[50:50] Speaker 4: Know what, maybe maybe for a day or two and
[50:54] Speaker 4: then she'd gone, oh you know what, I had.
[50:55] Speaker 2: To think about it. Maybe you should take them, all
[50:57] Speaker 2: three of them.
[50:57] Speaker 3: Yeah, look to round out the podcast, because I was
[51:01] Speaker 3: I was going to shout it earlier, but you are
[51:02] Speaker 3: a single lady.
[51:03] Speaker 1: Yes, we're going back to that.
[51:06] Speaker 5: That's what's that new song that it's so where's my husband?
[51:09] Speaker 5: Why is it taking himself.
[51:10] Speaker 3: I don't know that song you yeah, by Ray, you
[51:13] Speaker 3: would have heard it. We play, we'll sing it for
[51:15] Speaker 3: you later. Just let me get to the question, guys,
[51:19] Speaker 3: let me get to the goddamn questions.
[51:21] Speaker 1: Give me the room. Dating.
[51:23] Speaker 3: What are you looking for? This is your advertisement. We've
[51:27] Speaker 3: got a lot of really good quality bachelors on.
[51:30] Speaker 2: There really not looking.
[51:31] Speaker 4: No, I no, But it would be nice to have
[51:33] Speaker 4: a companion moving forward in your life.
[51:35] Speaker 3: That's what girls say. They say they're not looking because
[51:37] Speaker 3: they're hoping around the corner and they're not looking. That's
[51:39] Speaker 3: where a man is.
[51:40] Speaker 5: I think I've lost all hope.
[51:43] Speaker 2: No, no, I see, I see potential love in.
[51:48] Speaker 1: Your future because you're good style of a girl.
[51:50] Speaker 2: Are you beautiful? You're funny, it's so funny.
[51:52] Speaker 3: And just between you and nutrition is going to be
[51:54] Speaker 3: here forever, right so Dad, he's going to need Compai.
[51:58] Speaker 1: Maybe hang on for a little while.
[51:59] Speaker 5: You know, first impressions, you know, Matt, the first impression
[52:02] Speaker 5: that she told me grades, but the right.
[52:10] Speaker 2: Up somehow the way you wouldn't be here.
[52:13] Speaker 5: Age range, well, my own age, and I'm even surely
[52:18] Speaker 5: interested in younger, definitely not that would just be weird.
[52:22] Speaker 5: No drug use, absolutely no drugs. Easy on the alcohol,
[52:25] Speaker 5: like I enjoy a glass of wine.
[52:27] Speaker 1: That's about it.
[52:28] Speaker 4: You don't want something, you want someone who enhances your life.
[52:33] Speaker 4: Why would you meet someone. I want to spend time
[52:37] Speaker 4: with someone who's not going to enhance your lie. Absolutely
[52:39] Speaker 4: no drama, just like, no drama exactly past.
[52:44] Speaker 1: You got fure.
[52:45] Speaker 3: Age, no alcohol, no drug.
[52:46] Speaker 2: Use, well groomed.
[52:50] Speaker 5: Well groomed, I think, And man, it's screaming is a thing.
[52:54] Speaker 5: And you have to absolutely love my children because they're
[52:57] Speaker 5: my number one. Yeah, but then you have to get
[52:59] Speaker 5: past ginger whole.
[53:01] Speaker 1: Look, you're really fussy here. I was hoping just hair
[53:04] Speaker 1: and teeth.
[53:07] Speaker 2: You feel about it?
[53:08] Speaker 4: Hole hair, I don't feel either way, okay, but you
[53:12] Speaker 4: do need teeth, absolutely, you need teeth.
[53:18] Speaker 2: I like a nice smile. A smile is important and
[53:20] Speaker 2: nice kind eyes. Yeah yeah, I always think nice arms
[53:23] Speaker 2: would be nice to What about.
[53:24] Speaker 1: The body and the picture guys?
[53:29] Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just yeah, groomed. I don't like. I
[53:32] Speaker 2: don't get nice.
[53:32] Speaker 5: If you have a job, yeah, that would be nice, Yeah,
[53:35] Speaker 5: would be Where did that come from?
[53:37] Speaker 1: Yah?
[53:37] Speaker 2: What did you say?
[53:38] Speaker 3: Boat?
[53:39] Speaker 2: Well? I'd like you to have meet someone with the
[53:41] Speaker 2: boat to That would be very that would be a
[53:43] Speaker 2: big plus.
[53:44] Speaker 1: DM me guys, okay, boat no drugs, no alcohol, and
[53:49] Speaker 1: they have a job.
[53:56] Speaker 4: I'm going to slap each of you, all three of you.
[54:01] Speaker 4: As we said, we need someone to enhance your life.
[54:03] Speaker 4: Now you're a business owner.
[54:05] Speaker 2: I have a habitat. Yeah, curtains and blinds and your castle.
[54:08] Speaker 2: In fact, you're doing a job for us. Appear at
[54:10] Speaker 2: the moment working habitat. Curtains and blood habitats. Anyone needs
[54:15] Speaker 2: curtains and blunts. Yeah. Changes the last six months, it's
[54:20] Speaker 2: all been good.
[54:21] Speaker 1: It's all it's all uphill for you.
[54:22] Speaker 3: I mean, it's all downhill for you here just playing sailing.
[54:27] Speaker 3: But isn't it? Downhill is easier.
[54:30] Speaker 2: Downhill means you're on a down down with decline here.
[54:33] Speaker 3: But who wants to run up hill?
[54:35] Speaker 2: Running up the hill? I think I think it's about
[54:39] Speaker 2: to pay off. Yeah, maybe finally her hard.
[54:42] Speaker 4: Work and pains are on the up.
[54:45] Speaker 3: Yeah it's not, but it's downhill because it's easier going downhill.
[54:49] Speaker 3: Things are on the up, but you're going.
[54:53] Speaker 2: It's just I think it's negative. Yeah, it was up
[54:57] Speaker 2: and up we all agree on and leanne.
[55:00] Speaker 4: I just want to say if I'm because every I
[55:03] Speaker 4: look at all the people in my life and I say,
[55:07] Speaker 4: who am I going to go to war with?
[55:09] Speaker 3: You're going to tell you what?
[55:10] Speaker 2: You wouldn't You're number two after Matt. He's my number one. Okay,
[55:14] Speaker 2: that's fair. I can get rid of him. I've got
[55:17] Speaker 2: a good team.
[55:18] Speaker 3: Yeah, respectfully, Dad's not good. Dad doesn't know how to
[55:22] Speaker 3: shoot a gun or do anything hand.
[55:26] Speaker 2: You need people that have got your back.
[55:27] Speaker 4: Yeah, weapons, that's I don't need the biggest, strongest, the smartest.
[55:34] Speaker 2: You're a strategist. He's strategist, you know. But he's got
[55:38] Speaker 2: You've got a good sharp mind, and he's gonna he's
[55:40] Speaker 2: got my back. Yeah, you're not gonna. You're not going
[55:43] Speaker 2: to go now.
[55:44] Speaker 5: And I've always said, after all these years, like Trusha
[55:47] Speaker 5: has always been that one friend. I mean, she's always
[55:49] Speaker 5: had my back. But also it takes me to my
[55:51] Speaker 5: happy place. So like we always have fun. We always
[55:54] Speaker 5: like I always know there's going to.
[55:55] Speaker 2: Be some laughs, it might be some drama, might be
[55:58] Speaker 2: some anger, there.
[55:59] Speaker 1: Might be some tears, there might be some drugs. It's
[56:02] Speaker 1: definitely not you two us. You're very straight lace.
[56:06] Speaker 5: Yeah, and our little crew jacking in Stace. Yeah, in
[56:12] Speaker 5: them anymore.
[56:13] Speaker 2: Yeah, the ladies and Stace and Jack's. Honestly, how could
[56:17] Speaker 2: you say anything negative about those two?
[56:19] Speaker 5: Honestly there's nothing. I could not find one negative thing
[56:22] Speaker 5: to say.
[56:22] Speaker 1: Split and you've got low standards anyway, on that note, exactly. Look,
[56:28] Speaker 1: it's all fun.
[56:29] Speaker 2: My friends are. Yeah.
[56:33] Speaker 1: Sometimes by takes out of me having terse words about them. Sometimes,
[56:38] Speaker 1: I know irritates Trish. And oftentimes we come in here
[56:40] Speaker 1: leand doing the podcast and we're on no speakers. This
[56:43] Speaker 1: is one of the good things about the podcast. It
[56:45] Speaker 1: actually forces you to drive through issues.
[56:47] Speaker 2: It's fun in here. Yeah, it is fun. It's fun.
[56:49] Speaker 2: It's quite relaxed having I just said to cook before.
[56:53] Speaker 2: If this goes well, do I get to come to babies?
[56:55] Speaker 1: Well, I was saying before. I was sitting there just
[56:58] Speaker 1: sinking before you girl, you could come down once a week.
[57:02] Speaker 1: Your girls shall have a podcast responsored by habitat What.
[57:06] Speaker 5: Life Story, Life Stories? What do we talking about it
[57:09] Speaker 5: the other day?
[57:10] Speaker 2: Yeah, we're thinking about it.
[57:11] Speaker 1: A book, a book like.
[57:15] Speaker 2: Tales from the Old Girls for the young girls. Yeah, yeah,
[57:18] Speaker 2: life advice for you.
[57:19] Speaker 5: If we could tell what we could go back and
[57:21] Speaker 5: tell ourselves what we tell our younger selves.
[57:24] Speaker 1: Male Patrol, let's call it.
[57:27] Speaker 2: Actually, that could be the podcast.
[57:29] Speaker 1: That could be the podcast. Yeah, the male Patrol mole.
[57:32] Speaker 5: Is such a funny insult, isn't it. Like back in
[57:34] Speaker 5: the day, it's kind of cute. It was like, I
[57:37] Speaker 5: find it hilarious. I find it insulting. I don't think
[57:39] Speaker 5: so too.
[57:40] Speaker 1: I'm seeing synergy here. Male Patrol sponsored by Skin Cancer Foundation.
[57:45] Speaker 1: Check your moles, your sound spots as well.
[57:48] Speaker 2: You've got a good mind. I know. He's very creative.
[57:51] Speaker 1: Girl.
[57:53] Speaker 3: And that was a lot of that was That was
[57:55] Speaker 3: great come back. You've made this understand Trisha and Matthew
[57:58] Speaker 3: and a whole on a level that I never did before.
[58:02] Speaker 5: We talk about the falling down the stairs and they're
[58:04] Speaker 5: fancy dancing.
[58:07] Speaker 3: Save that for the mole Patrol.
[58:09] Speaker 2: I can fall down anywhere hills, Yeah, right area, I've
[58:13] Speaker 2: seen it stairs. I'll do anything to get into a
[58:16] Speaker 2: nightclub without having to pay. It works. Yeah, anything, Oh no, sorry,
[58:22] Speaker 2: anything

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