# LONG LIVE FOZBALL!

An episode of [Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1729949087), 23 Apr 2026, 59 min.

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Chaos, pranks and conspiracy theories collide as Trish returns, tensions rise, and the crew deliver laughs, fights, and classic Fozball energy. Subscribe, Watch, and Follow Catch the full episode on YouTube and stay updated by following us on social media: Linktree: Backstage with Cooper & Matty Contact Us For any enquiries, email us at: contact@johnsmedia.com.au 0:00–Where’s Trish? 1:30–Prank on Trish 3:30–Coming Up Next Week 5:20–Trish Enters 7:30–Intro Question 10:00–Our Week 14:30–Trish Stand-Up Announcement 17:30–Matt’s Conspiracy 22:00–Royals in Australia 27:00–Matt’s Segment 36:00–Melbourne Machete Clean-Up 42:00–Trish & Matty Fight 46:00–Quote of the Week See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Okay, one to everyone, one two one two. Now we've
[0:03] Speaker 1: got out to a bit of Shenanigan's boys. We're in
[0:06] Speaker 1: here quietly. We've come in early while Tricia has taken Luigi.
[0:11] Speaker 2: Look at us being silent, and she's.
[0:13] Speaker 1: Taken Aluizi to Luigi to the vet. We think she's
[0:15] Speaker 1: just a minute or two away, so we'll just keep
[0:18] Speaker 1: our voices down.
[0:19] Speaker 2: Before we think she's getting de sext.
[0:21] Speaker 1: He's not getting d sex. It's already happened. Now it's
[0:27] Speaker 1: not important because I've had I've had a vaseectomy, so
[0:29] Speaker 1: it's fine. But now Luigi's getting anal glands tested? How
[0:34] Speaker 1: was that his vasectomy?
[0:38] Speaker 2: Does it hurt like I mean, not anal glands like
[0:41] Speaker 2: the verseectim? Does it hurt when you and that part
[0:44] Speaker 2: of you when.
[0:45] Speaker 1: You come out of recovery? It's a little bit tender?
[0:48] Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean by tender? Are we talking
[0:52] Speaker 3: like bloody Jordan Ricky nailing the foot sort of stuff?
[0:55] Speaker 1: Or were you talking like this way you wouldn't grab
[0:57] Speaker 1: hold of it right make In fact, it's so sensitive
[1:01] Speaker 1: in shake when urinated.
[1:02] Speaker 2: That's hard because like we'll not hard, but it's very
[1:06] Speaker 2: it's it's difficult because obviously that's such a part of you, Yeah.
[1:12] Speaker 1: Vital part. In fact, it's so vital Without it, you
[1:14] Speaker 1: blokes wouldn't be here.
[1:15] Speaker 2: You know. You know, when Trish comes in, can we
[1:18] Speaker 2: do a thing where today because we've been getting some
[1:22] Speaker 2: like our listeners know how unfunny she is, and can
[1:25] Speaker 2: we laugh at everything she says? So like we make
[1:29] Speaker 2: it seem like she's like so she knows what it
[1:31] Speaker 2: feels like to be us where everyone laughs.
[1:32] Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it. We just won't overdo it.
[1:36] Speaker 3: I was going to say, do we go like joker
[1:37] Speaker 3: hysterics or do we like are we just like giggling?
[1:42] Speaker 3: Should we have someone nominated as the person who's like
[1:44] Speaker 3: the laugh to laugh so when they stop, everyone should stop.
[1:47] Speaker 1: Or yeah, yeah I'll do that laugh and mate, we'll
[1:50] Speaker 1: just do little things like mate, you're on today?
[1:52] Speaker 2: Yeah, just make her feel like secure and ship that
[1:56] Speaker 2: like you do any relationship. Yeah, you don't do that
[1:58] Speaker 2: as a job there, mate.
[2:00] Speaker 1: And people, you know, for people are going to watch
[2:02] Speaker 1: on YouTube you'll see the reaction, but also people you'll
[2:05] Speaker 1: you'll hear her satisfaction or her joy in her voice.
[2:09] Speaker 2: First time she'd be satisfied in a long time.
[2:12] Speaker 1: Again, just me just be very very happy that I
[2:16] Speaker 1: was able to once upon a time satisfy. Otherwise YouTube
[2:20] Speaker 1: imbeciles would not be here.
[2:21] Speaker 2: I'm still not convinced.
[2:22] Speaker 3: I'm thinking turkey and just okay, right, look at you
[2:27] Speaker 3: and me to pause.
[2:29] Speaker 1: Okay, Chris is going to be here any second.
[2:30] Speaker 2: And me and Jack of swat rolls today in case
[2:33] Speaker 2: you can hear it differently on the you see it
[2:35] Speaker 2: on the YouTube, or you can listen differently because imine
[2:38] Speaker 2: a different way I'm doing Jack's roll today. I've gone
[2:40] Speaker 2: a casual role.
[2:41] Speaker 3: I can see I'm meetings in too many middles, and
[2:43] Speaker 3: I am going to relax in a bit today. Cooper's
[2:45] Speaker 3: going to say, learn and do the life cutting for me.
[2:48] Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well the good thing is because you know
[2:51] Speaker 2: how we're coming up with a plan to do. You
[2:53] Speaker 2: know how mum makes you useless all the time, like
[2:56] Speaker 2: you don't have life skills. So I'm trying to learn
[2:59] Speaker 2: everything so that we don't need Jack Autrish anymore in
[3:01] Speaker 2: our life and you and I can live together happily.
[3:04] Speaker 2: Ever after Oh.
[3:05] Speaker 3: God, good, imagine imagine people come across the cuding room
[3:10] Speaker 3: floor over the last two years. Imagine I know you'd
[3:12] Speaker 3: be canceled that to be canceled, said, I keep Cooper
[3:15] Speaker 3: keeps you know, Cooper keeps his notebook of like things
[3:17] Speaker 3: that he has on people. Well, don't you worry. Mine
[3:19] Speaker 3: on YouTube is the cutting room floor.
[3:21] Speaker 2: Don't you worry. It's well backed up.
[3:23] Speaker 1: Okay, look forward to it. People just just just listening. People,
[3:28] Speaker 1: Wish is going to be here in a set.
[3:29] Speaker 2: She just takes me a minute away, So okay, when she.
[3:31] Speaker 1: Comes in, we will restart the podcast.
[3:35] Speaker 2: No, we'll just say we've been going. Okay, do you
[3:37] Speaker 2: want to do a little intro for people on like
[3:40] Speaker 2: what's coming up to?
[3:41] Speaker 1: Yeah, look coming up on the podcast, we're coming up.
[3:44] Speaker 1: We're going to tell you is what it's going to
[3:45] Speaker 1: come up. And in the next couple of weeks on Monday,
[3:49] Speaker 1: we're going to do a thing all on the Dragons
[3:51] Speaker 1: about the situation about Shane Flanagan, the Mick Enner situation
[3:55] Speaker 1: of interim case doing Young sacking Mick going forward. You
[4:00] Speaker 1: know who will know he's doing Young the man for
[4:02] Speaker 1: the job, who else is in the running all those things.
[4:05] Speaker 1: We're going a bit of a health check on some
[4:07] Speaker 1: teams and individuals too, you know, cover off, keep your
[4:10] Speaker 1: breast of all the other big.
[4:11] Speaker 2: Don'tee, mate, are you doing it now? It sounds that
[4:14] Speaker 2: you're able to do.
[4:16] Speaker 1: Don't forget what our magic ground show coming up soon,
[4:20] Speaker 1: Gazent Gale Jack Part two.
[4:23] Speaker 3: Coming up soon, coming out very very soon soon.
[4:25] Speaker 1: And and like I said before, big news coming out
[4:28] Speaker 1: of my trip to the White House. Yeah, hence it
[4:30] Speaker 1: might be I Fox Sports ring me yesterday and said
[4:36] Speaker 1: I might be throwing the opening pitch for the Washington
[4:41] Speaker 1: Nationals in the.
[4:42] Speaker 2: I was actually saying to Dad yesterday.
[4:43] Speaker 3: Could what we should do is we should get him
[4:45] Speaker 3: to like try and make himself viral and like throw
[4:48] Speaker 3: the worst pitch ever seen on a baseball.
[4:51] Speaker 2: That's what you You've got to think that You've got
[4:52] Speaker 2: to think, like what's gonna what's going to be, what's
[4:55] Speaker 2: the best moment?
[4:56] Speaker 1: Right?
[4:56] Speaker 2: I remember Dan Gorange, he's in AFL in Melbourne. He
[4:59] Speaker 2: did the first Bowl in like a twenty twenty and
[5:02] Speaker 2: he wound up all the way from the six boundary
[5:04] Speaker 2: and run sixty meters and then threw it and just
[5:07] Speaker 2: fell over. You got to think, how do I think
[5:09] Speaker 2: outside the box? And entertain the people, the masses.
[5:11] Speaker 1: What issues issue is? What about this? Cool?
[5:19] Speaker 4: What?
[5:20] Speaker 1: No? No, no, we've just started.
[5:21] Speaker 2: We want we literally we're going to be going for
[5:23] Speaker 2: five minutes.
[5:24] Speaker 1: Now, just to let people know our listeners or our
[5:27] Speaker 1: family as well. What the hell would you go with.
[5:32] Speaker 2: Now?
[5:32] Speaker 4: You said, dragging their bum when they're young, like this
[5:35] Speaker 4: can be quite normal. His little limp checked. He said.
[5:39] Speaker 4: What it can be sometimes is a dissiccination of the knee.
[5:42] Speaker 4: But it's not that. It's just more that he's probably
[5:44] Speaker 4: so active. He is active. He squealed like a baby
[5:48] Speaker 4: when he had his needle. I was almost going to
[5:51] Speaker 4: video up, but then I thought it was a bit nuts,
[5:52] Speaker 4: like his dad. Yeah, what's a.
[5:57] Speaker 1: Thought.
[5:58] Speaker 2: That's a good one. Yeah. How about the was the
[6:04] Speaker 2: like the.
[6:04] Speaker 4: Are you taking the piss out of me? What's going?
[6:06] Speaker 3: Doctor came to see her down there while he was
[6:07] Speaker 3: down there, while you were down there, like, are you
[6:09] Speaker 3: like one of those people that walks into the vet
[6:11] Speaker 3: and they go, oh no, it's her?
[6:13] Speaker 4: Oh no, no. Well, after I waited forty five minutes
[6:19] Speaker 4: like just how the family was sorry?
[6:21] Speaker 2: Can you pull your mic out? I don't? I like
[6:23] Speaker 2: on the Carol when I see a beautiful face, so beautiful?
[6:25] Speaker 2: Can you pull the mic down to time coordinating?
[6:28] Speaker 4: Why do I look really bad?
[6:30] Speaker 2: No? No, no, Mike was covering.
[6:32] Speaker 1: She used the hypercontract with.
[6:35] Speaker 4: So everything good, Everything's good. He had his vaccinations and
[6:38] Speaker 4: he can stop playing with friends. Actually, I forgot to ask.
[6:40] Speaker 4: When I think it's a few days, I'm going to.
[6:42] Speaker 1: Take him for a bit of a stroller my favorite
[6:44] Speaker 1: place this afternoon, to take him to a golf course,
[6:46] Speaker 1: let him run around, have a good You hate golf courses? Yeah,
[6:51] Speaker 1: Charlie mate walking them through the gold gold She loved it.
[6:55] Speaker 2: Wait, you took Charlie on the golf course because dogs
[6:57] Speaker 2: aren't allowed to go on golf course.
[6:59] Speaker 1: It was it was on dark and she get carried
[7:03] Speaker 1: away and chase the ducts and throw one time I
[7:06] Speaker 1: had to jump into the damn to rescue her. That's
[7:08] Speaker 1: what I do. It's true, Yeah, it is true. True.
[7:13] Speaker 4: The look of your two minute noodles over there? Just yeah,
[7:17] Speaker 4: on the go the whole day, one thing to another.
[7:19] Speaker 2: Do you want to have a little gravit?
[7:22] Speaker 1: Okay, so people as the intro today, let's let's get
[7:25] Speaker 1: back a little bit. Yes, sorry, true almost used to
[7:29] Speaker 1: take Okay, if the person on your left, if the
[7:34] Speaker 1: person on your left was any city in the world,
[7:38] Speaker 1: which would be and why? Okay, it's going to start
[7:40] Speaker 1: with you, Coops.
[7:42] Speaker 2: Who's the person on my left? That's you. I would
[7:45] Speaker 2: say that, Maddie, John's your Mexico or Columbia.
[7:50] Speaker 4: City, City, Mexico. See the next city.
[7:56] Speaker 2: Nice. You didn't realize that.
[7:58] Speaker 3: It was a long pause, and then he was going
[8:00] Speaker 3: to say city.
[8:01] Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't you guys never.
[8:03] Speaker 1: Let Mexican Colombian city.
[8:05] Speaker 2: I would say, uh No, I would just say you
[8:07] Speaker 2: are Mexico City, overpopulated, overpopulated, underappreciated, and people are always
[8:15] Speaker 2: trying to build it all between you.
[8:17] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[8:18] Speaker 4: Have you heard back from the doctor.
[8:20] Speaker 2: No, it is.
[8:23] Speaker 1: Just my bleeding from the I was going to get
[8:24] Speaker 1: the result the report did. I just see how serious.
[8:28] Speaker 4: Must mustn't be. It mustn't be urgent.
[8:35] Speaker 1: Okay, So I am Mexico City, John's.
[8:39] Speaker 3: I'm going with for Cooper John's, I've gone with Berlin. Yeah,
[8:42] Speaker 3: I went some dark, dark secrets.
[8:45] Speaker 1: Uh.
[8:46] Speaker 3: And even now they've got places like the Burghim with
[8:48] Speaker 3: even darker secrets.
[8:50] Speaker 1: That's right. Frozen frozen turns dildolls.
[8:53] Speaker 2: POOPSI kills as they call them.
[8:55] Speaker 1: There you go, you'll go chacked.
[9:00] Speaker 4: I'd actually prepared because usually cubasits to my left. I
[9:07] Speaker 4: prepared for you know what, Jacko, I'm giving you New
[9:11] Speaker 4: York City. You're tall, Yeah, you're cool, Yeah yeah, buried,
[9:18] Speaker 4: you got it, and you're exciting.
[9:24] Speaker 2: Lift me.
[9:26] Speaker 1: Got a feeling you might be on today.
[9:28] Speaker 4: It's just a man bit of a what if we
[9:30] Speaker 4: think of my dark hair? No one's momented love it.
[9:33] Speaker 4: It's very it's a bit too dark at the moment.
[9:34] Speaker 4: Needs a few more watters.
[9:35] Speaker 2: I love it, very emo, love it.
[9:40] Speaker 1: Just when you said a little bit too dark. Just
[9:41] Speaker 1: be careful. We don't need any racist stuff going on now.
[9:45] Speaker 1: The person of mine left, Trish is Mesa John's I
[9:51] Speaker 1: I what's that city in Pakistan?
[9:55] Speaker 2: Joking?
[9:55] Speaker 1: I've got New York City as well. Just when you're cold,
[9:58] Speaker 1: you're really cold, when you're worn, your steaming.
[10:01] Speaker 2: Hot, certainly you are.
[10:03] Speaker 4: I like that.
[10:05] Speaker 2: I like it as well. I like you dad? What
[10:08] Speaker 2: was everyone? Yeah? It seems so nice. That's all we
[10:12] Speaker 2: have time for on the podcast?
[10:14] Speaker 4: What about our week?
[10:15] Speaker 1: There you go what I'm lost with that mass, that's
[10:18] Speaker 1: for sure. Although I did see a great documentary last
[10:21] Speaker 1: I've been watching through the Ronaldo documentary. I urge people
[10:25] Speaker 1: love their sport in particularly their football, but it is sensational.
[10:30] Speaker 2: What's what doco?
[10:31] Speaker 1: Is that? Ronald Daniel?
[10:32] Speaker 2: You know I was listening to SmartLess the other day,
[10:34] Speaker 2: you know SmartLess the podcast podcast A great Jason Bateman,
[10:38] Speaker 2: Will I'm at someone else's on there? You know who else?
[10:42] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[10:42] Speaker 2: He was off Sean Hayes. Sure Hayes. He's on Will
[10:46] Speaker 2: and Grace Is that right?
[10:47] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[10:47] Speaker 2: Yeah, the short guy, but they had he was just
[10:51] Speaker 2: Jack doesn't like short man? Why do you marry Maddie? John? Am?
[10:57] Speaker 2: I right?
[11:00] Speaker 4: No? I was twenty two, twenty three. I you know,
[11:03] Speaker 4: I was very concerned I was going to be left
[11:05] Speaker 4: on the shelf?
[11:06] Speaker 2: I was is that actually?
[11:08] Speaker 4: Where to God? I was worried I was going to
[11:11] Speaker 4: be left on the shelf.
[11:12] Speaker 1: That was motivation.
[11:13] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[11:16] Speaker 3: At what point did you then like sort of give
[11:18] Speaker 3: up on.
[11:18] Speaker 4: That give up on which people like you thought.
[11:22] Speaker 3: At the point you were like well, now like left
[11:24] Speaker 3: on the shelf? Like there a point where that sort
[11:26] Speaker 3: of like dissipates.
[11:27] Speaker 1: Is it marriage?
[11:29] Speaker 4: No? Because like maybe I divorced him. Now if I
[11:33] Speaker 4: thought I wouldn't be left on. I wanted to even
[11:35] Speaker 4: higher shelf. I still what you are just over over,
[11:43] Speaker 4: laughing at anything I say to But what are you doing?
[11:46] Speaker 4: There's a plot?
[11:47] Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I was having a laugh.
[11:49] Speaker 1: Sorry, we made a decision to treat you with the
[11:52] Speaker 1: respect you do.
[11:53] Speaker 2: You know what the shelf is.
[11:55] Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a Christmas self that he does naughty things.
[11:57] Speaker 2: Yeah, No, he doesn't do naughty things. Yeah, he just
[12:00] Speaker 2: kid put up when you leave the room. He just
[12:01] Speaker 2: he's sitting somewhere else. Sorry, back to the point I
[12:05] Speaker 2: was trying to make about the podcast. I was listening
[12:07] Speaker 2: to Killian Murphy on there. Who's from Peaky Blinders. I
[12:10] Speaker 2: just watched him in a film the other day, Peaky Blinders.
[12:13] Speaker 4: No, oh yeah, I did see that, but it was
[12:15] Speaker 4: an Irish film. It was very dark.
[12:17] Speaker 2: But again with dark stuff.
[12:20] Speaker 4: No, but very.
[12:22] Speaker 2: Is he like a teacher or something?
[12:24] Speaker 4: No, he's a father. Never mind, it's quite interesting.
[12:26] Speaker 2: I would say the father father's no easy job.
[12:29] Speaker 4: No, it was an interesting film. I can't remember what
[12:31] Speaker 4: was called.
[12:32] Speaker 1: Well.
[12:34] Speaker 2: Sorry, but the point again, I'm trying to make the
[12:38] Speaker 2: Killian Murphy was on there, so he's a vegetarian. Killian
[12:42] Speaker 2: Murphy's vegetarian in real life plays Tommy Shelby, Yeah, in
[12:45] Speaker 2: real life. And he said they started talking about like
[12:47] Speaker 2: vegetarianism and so, and he made a point. He said,
[12:50] Speaker 2: I watched his documentary the other day and they made
[12:53] Speaker 2: a really good point. They said, we'll have a look
[12:55] Speaker 2: at some of the biggest animals, because people always say, oh,
[12:57] Speaker 2: you need protein to bowlk up. And he said, have
[13:00] Speaker 2: a look at some of the biggest animals. I know, gorilla's, giraffes, elephants,
[13:02] Speaker 2: they all eat plants and they're all for size. And
[13:06] Speaker 2: then I got angry. I pulled over on the side
[13:08] Speaker 2: of the road because I think genetics. When do you
[13:11] Speaker 2: ever see a skinny gorilla or a skinny elephant. It's
[13:15] Speaker 2: in their DNA. And I thought, Killian Murphy is an idiot.
[13:17] Speaker 2: So that's just the point, I woul.
[13:19] Speaker 1: You're right, it is. It's just part of their gene makeup.
[13:21] Speaker 4: I mean, and it even goes with different cultures. Some
[13:24] Speaker 4: people can eat different foods and have different effects on It's.
[13:28] Speaker 1: True, you're in a role today, you're fending bloody everyone.
[13:33] Speaker 2: But it's funny. I like it when you're founding people.
[13:35] Speaker 1: But you are right. Different, Like the European diet has
[13:39] Speaker 1: been exposed to fats and sugars for a long time,
[13:41] Speaker 1: so Europeans have a high tolerance compared to let's say,
[13:45] Speaker 1: like Africans or indigenous indigenous cultures a different part of
[13:49] Speaker 1: the world. And you see when you know, when you
[13:52] Speaker 1: know they're invaded and colonized the country, how the effect
[13:55] Speaker 1: it has on.
[13:56] Speaker 2: The local population.
[13:57] Speaker 4: Absolutely, I mean there's incidents of the high dip beades.
[14:00] Speaker 1: Yeah, even way back, you know in the Spanish with
[14:03] Speaker 1: the Americas they did in the smallpox guys, I would
[14:08] Speaker 1: on that positive.
[14:10] Speaker 4: Have you spoken about our weeks?
[14:12] Speaker 2: No? No, this is it.
[14:13] Speaker 4: This is well, I've got something to talk about. I've
[14:16] Speaker 4: got something to let's tell them something. Is anyone going
[14:21] Speaker 4: to make an announcement about my stand up comedy routine
[14:24] Speaker 4: because I saw that.
[14:26] Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got overwhelming I can't with an idea, right,
[14:30] Speaker 2: there's a few.
[14:30] Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I want to say, letting Jack, you're the judge,
[14:33] Speaker 1: which one is the best one?
[14:34] Speaker 2: It'll be mine. You haven't heard it.
[14:36] Speaker 4: What was the response? First?
[14:38] Speaker 1: It was like.
[14:38] Speaker 2: Ninety seven percent people want to hear you do a
[14:40] Speaker 2: stand up routine? So I thought, and we plugged our
[14:43] Speaker 2: live show at Magic Round. We thought, wouldn't it be
[14:46] Speaker 2: great to get you to do a five minute set
[14:47] Speaker 2: at the live show Magic Round and we will record
[14:50] Speaker 2: it for socials people who aren't. I think that's the
[14:52] Speaker 2: and that way you're you're you're doing stand up to
[14:54] Speaker 2: an audience who already admires you or likes you by
[14:57] Speaker 2: association because you're with us.
[14:58] Speaker 4: No pressure there, That's what I mean.
[15:01] Speaker 1: You're not doing it?
[15:03] Speaker 4: What I better start rehearsing now?
[15:05] Speaker 2: Well, Matthew, what was yours?
[15:06] Speaker 1: Well, I've done it exactly the same. I've said the
[15:09] Speaker 1: trish she should do five minutes stand up at Magic Ground.
[15:12] Speaker 1: In fact, philpy Stu philp who warms our audience up,
[15:15] Speaker 1: who's a fantastic stand up comedian from Newcastle. It was
[15:18] Speaker 1: his idea and he said to me he will train
[15:21] Speaker 1: you Tree.
[15:21] Speaker 4: He needs to train me immediately.
[15:24] Speaker 2: You will, Okay, I'm on, are you going to do
[15:25] Speaker 2: it all round? Live show?
[15:28] Speaker 1: Give just a little bit of something, Just gives a
[15:30] Speaker 1: little bit of something. Start with something like something something
[15:34] Speaker 1: happened to me on the way hit a Magic Ground?
[15:36] Speaker 2: What is it on?
[15:37] Speaker 1: Or give us something? Give us a little bit of
[15:39] Speaker 1: a taste.
[15:39] Speaker 4: No, I'll keep it for later. But what I'll tell
[15:42] Speaker 4: you about is when I was doing all the orders
[15:46] Speaker 4: for them Polo Polo shirts and jerseys for Magic Ground.
[15:51] Speaker 1: Thank you all the people who will know.
[15:53] Speaker 2: I was quite.
[15:54] Speaker 4: Amazed by some of the names of places.
[15:58] Speaker 1: Now here we go again.
[16:00] Speaker 4: Yeah, and and particularly Queensland's has an abundance of bizarre names.
[16:07] Speaker 4: There's like you got it, go on, like there's quality
[16:13] Speaker 4: Knob Mountain.
[16:14] Speaker 2: Is that a real place?
[16:16] Speaker 1: Locations not names for people.
[16:18] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, they're locations. And there
[16:21] Speaker 4: was another knob too. There was actually quite a few.
[16:25] Speaker 1: There's lots of knobs.
[16:26] Speaker 4: There's prominent, prominent knob in South Australia.
[16:32] Speaker 2: Jesus is going to be Is this a part of
[16:35] Speaker 2: your standard?
[16:36] Speaker 4: No?
[16:36] Speaker 2: Do you know what?
[16:37] Speaker 4: There's bush It Hill in South Australia and Cockwash Creek
[16:40] Speaker 4: in South Australia, pot Creek in Tazzy, Prickly Bottom Beach
[16:47] Speaker 4: also in Tazzi, and Boobs Flat in Tazzy, which is
[16:52] Speaker 4: near a town called Big Bush.
[16:54] Speaker 2: Boob Flat wouldn't be dat big Bush.
[16:58] Speaker 1: What do you get lost in there?
[17:00] Speaker 4: Not to mention Mossy nipple Ben. What was that one
[17:04] Speaker 4: Mossy Nipple Ben and one and only Bogan places in Canberra?
[17:11] Speaker 1: That Wow? Nicely played Tricia.
[17:13] Speaker 2: Yes, well you should have saved that stuff for your
[17:16] Speaker 2: stand up.
[17:16] Speaker 4: No, now I can come up with better for that.
[17:18] Speaker 2: What do you guys do you think about magic?
[17:23] Speaker 1: What about John Howard's Abra Rose favorite joke?
[17:28] Speaker 2: Did he?
[17:29] Speaker 3: Now?
[17:29] Speaker 1: What's happened? Piers Morgan has got a new podcast out
[17:32] Speaker 1: and he interviewed the one I'm listening to today. He
[17:34] Speaker 1: interviewed a respected Republican congressman called Tim Burchell. Now, this
[17:39] Speaker 1: is on the comment from Barack Obama about three or
[17:41] Speaker 1: four years ago. He come out and said, and he said,
[17:43] Speaker 1: straight faced, aliens are real.
[17:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe it.
[17:46] Speaker 1: Now what Tim Burchell says that he spoke to someone
[17:50] Speaker 1: who has seen these files, because Trump is saying apparently
[17:54] Speaker 1: that the alien files are on the brink of being
[17:56] Speaker 1: released by Donald Trump. And this Tim Burch said that
[18:00] Speaker 1: he was told by scientists if the public given all
[18:04] Speaker 1: the information, the world will catch fire. So here's some
[18:07] Speaker 1: of the things he said. He's spoken to American pilots
[18:10] Speaker 1: who said they've seen things in the sky. He said
[18:13] Speaker 1: he was told by naval officers they saw something on
[18:16] Speaker 1: their radar at the bottom of the ocean size of
[18:18] Speaker 1: a football field that was traveling two hundred miles per
[18:21] Speaker 1: hour and right at the boat, like the deepest part
[18:24] Speaker 1: of the ocean. He was told by they were both.
[18:27] Speaker 1: Both of these people were told by government officials keep
[18:30] Speaker 1: this quiet or you might be breaking rocks for the
[18:32] Speaker 1: rest of your life.
[18:33] Speaker 2: And nothing wrong with it.
[18:34] Speaker 1: There was about eight military men who actually came out
[18:37] Speaker 1: in the last ten years and said that they actually
[18:40] Speaker 1: saw things are definite. They believe they were sent for
[18:43] Speaker 1: psychological assessments and Dean doesn't fit.
[18:46] Speaker 4: And discharge from Yeah, have convenient really.
[18:48] Speaker 1: Yeah, So, guys, I'm a believer.
[18:50] Speaker 4: I'm a believer. I think there's definitely more than us
[18:53] Speaker 4: out here.
[18:55] Speaker 1: I never thought there was, but I've turned the court.
[18:57] Speaker 4: We're such a minuscule part everything.
[19:02] Speaker 1: We're a grain of sand on a bee and beaches.
[19:05] Speaker 2: What are the chances that, amongst one universe that were
[19:08] Speaker 2: in the Milky Way and all the other millions of
[19:11] Speaker 2: universes out there, we're the only sign of life. Yeah,
[19:13] Speaker 2: there's just no way, Trush.
[19:15] Speaker 4: No, I agree, I agree with you.
[19:16] Speaker 1: And I want to go. I just I would love to.
[19:19] Speaker 1: I mean, I'll be scared, but I just love to
[19:21] Speaker 1: travel in a black hole.
[19:23] Speaker 4: Oh, I wouldn't want to go that far.
[19:25] Speaker 2: I've always thought that would be a very interesting thing
[19:28] Speaker 2: to just feel what it's like to go through like
[19:30] Speaker 2: some sort of wormhole like that, and understand what's through
[19:33] Speaker 2: it and what it does, what it manipulates your mind?
[19:35] Speaker 4: Is that what the you know, that series the no,
[19:41] Speaker 4: the series you're watching Stranger Things, is that pretty much
[19:44] Speaker 4: what that was that was going through?
[19:46] Speaker 1: Really intellar?
[19:49] Speaker 2: You haven't watched Interstellar, Oh, my life, you should watch it.
[19:53] Speaker 2: It's actually you know what. I watched it the first time.
[19:55] Speaker 2: You say, the Devils?
[19:56] Speaker 4: Oh good, Do you want to come to watch the
[19:59] Speaker 4: second one with me?
[20:00] Speaker 2: Yeah? I will, I will. I watch it because it
[20:02] Speaker 2: was Sandland used to rave about it all the great
[20:05] Speaker 2: film and I've always now, I don't know why, because
[20:08] Speaker 2: he very much resembles Meryl Streep in it. If you know,
[20:12] Speaker 2: you know, yeah, the boss like who's quite you know,
[20:16] Speaker 2: grooms them quite, not groomed. That's probably not the right
[20:19] Speaker 2: word in the dock at the moment, particularly particularly in
[20:22] Speaker 2: the radio industry with grooming, but it's more to do
[20:26] Speaker 2: with like he's quite an authoritarian.
[20:30] Speaker 4: Authoritarian, yeah, like.
[20:35] Speaker 1: More expensive.
[20:36] Speaker 4: Told you that I would have been wasted money college elocution.
[20:42] Speaker 1: Was it excited that Megan and Harry were in town?
[20:44] Speaker 2: No, not really, I don't were you. He went to
[20:47] Speaker 2: Neil Breen, who's a sports journalist. I do the Continuous
[20:50] Speaker 2: Call team with him. He was in the box with
[20:52] Speaker 2: them at the Warrior Tares game.
[20:53] Speaker 1: What do you say?
[20:54] Speaker 2: He said, like he said they were pretty like they
[20:56] Speaker 2: seem nice, so talking to everyone and that, like with
[20:58] Speaker 2: Joseph Suali, he sort of walked him in. Oh really yeah,
[21:02] Speaker 2: he was like, so, yeah, he's obviously upgraded since rugby league.
[21:05] Speaker 2: He's Louis, He's walking man. Yeah, apparently he's a genuine fan,
[21:10] Speaker 2: like because Brenie also said he's like there was no
[21:13] Speaker 2: one really at the game. I think it was wartas
[21:17] Speaker 2: the Pacific side as well, they're up against each other.
[21:19] Speaker 2: He said maybe they had eight thousand people at a call,
[21:21] Speaker 2: so it was like not really a sellout, but they were.
[21:24] Speaker 2: He watched the whole thing and was like genuinely into it. Now.
[21:27] Speaker 4: I can remember remember when we went to the Rugby
[21:29] Speaker 4: Union World Cup out there years and years ago Matt
[21:33] Speaker 4: and England won. England beat Aus straight out and he
[21:37] Speaker 4: was out here for that.
[21:38] Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.
[21:39] Speaker 4: I remember that. I can't remember how I think.
[21:41] Speaker 2: I think that's why what's his name, phil War is
[21:43] Speaker 2: a Phil War he's talking about. I think that's why
[21:45] Speaker 2: he got him out. He like got in contact and
[21:47] Speaker 2: I think Phil War was playing when he came out
[21:49] Speaker 2: and watched.
[21:50] Speaker 1: So he like liked mate Jackie O because Jackie O
[21:55] Speaker 1: had a health through teeth thing on and Meghan Markle
[21:59] Speaker 1: spoke at it. Oh did she should get Jackie We
[22:02] Speaker 1: get on the line and talk about what happened, but
[22:04] Speaker 1: apparently it was only two thirds full three thousand dollars
[22:06] Speaker 1: a ticket. So what I've done, I've done a list
[22:10] Speaker 1: of celebrities here. If they were to go to a
[22:14] Speaker 1: location and do it, and you had the opportunity to
[22:16] Speaker 1: go see them do basically stand on stage and talk
[22:19] Speaker 1: about their life story, would you be interested? Don't worry,
[22:22] Speaker 1: I've got to name them. First three jump in, Okay,
[22:25] Speaker 1: say yes or no. Leonardo DiCaprio, would you be interested
[22:28] Speaker 1: in his lastses?
[22:29] Speaker 2: I would?
[22:30] Speaker 1: I like le do you? I would? Oprah? Absolutely not?
[22:34] Speaker 4: Nah, No, I've had enough of it.
[22:37] Speaker 3: She's done enough. She's done plenty of that sort of stuff.
[22:40] Speaker 1: Tiger Woods, I say, definitely, yes, it is an amazing story.
[22:46] Speaker 3: JACKA, Yeah, I probably want to see tigers.
[22:49] Speaker 2: I've done.
[22:49] Speaker 3: I've done a case study on tigers before childhood.
[22:52] Speaker 2: For UNI, had to do one. Yeah, I can't remember
[22:56] Speaker 2: what it was. You know what it was. It was
[22:57] Speaker 2: for risk management at UNI.
[23:00] Speaker 1: Driving drunk.
[23:02] Speaker 4: It was about somebody to do with his childhood because
[23:06] Speaker 4: he was very young when a golf club was put
[23:08] Speaker 4: in his hand.
[23:09] Speaker 1: It was like three years old.
[23:10] Speaker 2: He's done. He's like, what is it ten thousand hours?
[23:12] Speaker 2: He's done that before he was like fifteen.
[23:14] Speaker 4: Or something like that.
[23:14] Speaker 1: It's a lot of pressures. His dad, Earl, used to
[23:17] Speaker 1: put him in the high chair and make him sit
[23:19] Speaker 1: and watch. He used to have a like, you know,
[23:21] Speaker 1: those golf hitting nets in his garage. He used to
[23:24] Speaker 1: just make him. He went and learned the perfect swing
[23:28] Speaker 1: and then went and watched made as a two year
[23:30] Speaker 1: old sit in the high chair and watch him just
[23:32] Speaker 1: swing the club all the time. Went on the Bob
[23:34] Speaker 1: Hope shot he sent in the vision when he was
[23:35] Speaker 1: four years old. On the ball tape the little kid
[23:38] Speaker 1: goes on. He's juggling Bob Hope apparently whisted to someone
[23:41] Speaker 1: after it. This is not going to end well. One
[23:43] Speaker 1: of those dads, Yeah, he was.
[23:45] Speaker 3: His dad was ex military, was Earl Sweet Earl.
[23:51] Speaker 2: I had something on Tiger Woods, had a really good
[23:52] Speaker 2: fact come back to me.
[23:54] Speaker 3: And also shout out, he's been a second moke shot.
[23:57] Speaker 2: So yeah you so.
[23:59] Speaker 3: My godmother, Jackie, I used to live with her. As
[24:01] Speaker 3: a joke, I made the old Tiger Woods mug shot
[24:04] Speaker 3: her her contact photo, and then the other day I
[24:08] Speaker 3: sent the new one and said I've updated your contact
[24:11] Speaker 3: your contact profile photo, and she said, I don't get
[24:13] Speaker 3: the joke, and it must have been something I did
[24:15] Speaker 3: a long time ago. She doesn't remember.
[24:16] Speaker 2: That is very good.
[24:18] Speaker 1: It gives a nice break to your sending those dick
[24:20] Speaker 1: shots all Pruce Willis. I say, yes, Bruce, I love it. Bruce.
[24:26] Speaker 4: I mean, although now he's not a sound mine because
[24:29] Speaker 4: he's done well, but he would have a mary interesting
[24:32] Speaker 4: stop that he would have an interesting life story. No,
[24:38] Speaker 4: I don't think so either.
[24:40] Speaker 2: I like Jayla, I don't like.
[24:42] Speaker 4: It's not about whether we like them or not, it's
[24:44] Speaker 4: whether I am as I'm getting older. My time is
[24:48] Speaker 4: incredibly valuable.
[24:49] Speaker 2: Wow, and yeah, I'm with.
[24:51] Speaker 4: What I'm putting nowadays. I had this OCD issue with
[24:55] Speaker 4: a book. If I started a book, I have to
[24:58] Speaker 4: well I used to have to finish it. Now I'm
[24:59] Speaker 4: like yet no podcasting school.
[25:02] Speaker 2: I think. I think I've always admired, not mind about
[25:05] Speaker 2: j Lo, but like, I find it very interesting how
[25:07] Speaker 2: she was one of the first to like ensure a
[25:09] Speaker 2: body part lex her bottom, Yeah, her booty was sure.
[25:15] Speaker 1: Sure, I have no idea, She's just one of us.
[25:18] Speaker 1: Don't be fooled with the rock. She's still Jenny from
[25:20] Speaker 1: the block.
[25:21] Speaker 3: It was to me though, so if anything happened to
[25:23] Speaker 3: her booty should be paid out.
[25:24] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[25:25] Speaker 2: How was that?
[25:27] Speaker 4: I don't even know. I mean, you know, if you're
[25:29] Speaker 4: willing to pay the premium, I was willing to take
[25:32] Speaker 4: the risk.
[25:32] Speaker 2: Question without notice, then you could ensure one of your
[25:35] Speaker 2: body parts. Dad, starting with you, what would it be?
[25:39] Speaker 5: Uh?
[25:40] Speaker 1: I think without doubt, my brilliant mind.
[25:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, go on, you know what it is? What is it?
[25:50] Speaker 2: Don't make me say it to your son.
[25:53] Speaker 4: What is my best part? I don't know.
[25:55] Speaker 2: Fifteen inch python?
[25:58] Speaker 4: That was my voice? Or just my voice.
[26:02] Speaker 2: I would say your voice. I think your voice would
[26:04] Speaker 2: be right?
[26:05] Speaker 4: Thank you?
[26:05] Speaker 2: Would that be? I would you consider that you're.
[26:08] Speaker 4: I guess you know what? And this is true, very
[26:10] Speaker 4: long arms.
[26:12] Speaker 1: Look at that wingspan.
[26:14] Speaker 2: Dad always likes your legs.
[26:16] Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're not nice the frog when.
[26:19] Speaker 2: You know you have the best thing.
[26:21] Speaker 1: I reckon if you could, and I honestly mean, you're
[26:24] Speaker 1: a wel humored I reckon your sense of humor. Yeah,
[26:27] Speaker 1: I reckon you are a well humored person.
[26:29] Speaker 4: I just I'm well humored. I'm not humorous.
[26:32] Speaker 2: No, I think I think you're more funny, like when
[26:34] Speaker 2: there's not a mic in front of you exactly.
[26:36] Speaker 4: Well, I'm just when I'm free styling during conversations, I'll
[26:39] Speaker 4: pick up on things.
[26:40] Speaker 3: I'll tell you when you're not funny after a few drinks.
[26:44] Speaker 5: Is great.
[26:44] Speaker 1: Then Tom Hanks, I would not go and see him.
[26:48] Speaker 1: I just time Tom Hanks, what's the nice guy boring.
[26:52] Speaker 2: The same as Leo.
[26:53] Speaker 3: For me, it's like those good actors that have played
[26:55] Speaker 3: so many roles. It's like I don't really give a
[26:57] Speaker 3: ship about the bloke.
[26:59] Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, No, I'm not going to see I
[27:02] Speaker 4: want someone older that's really.
[27:04] Speaker 1: Lived Okay, Johnny Depp, I say, no, I want to
[27:09] Speaker 1: hear that story about amateur just leaving that big skid mark.
[27:12] Speaker 3: I just imagine his bio. People would just be like
[27:14] Speaker 3: a Tim Burton, another version of Edwards's hands.
[27:17] Speaker 2: Such a weird vibe.
[27:18] Speaker 4: He's a little bit yeah for me, I like him.
[27:20] Speaker 2: I think he's cool.
[27:21] Speaker 4: You're very busy, Cooper, all of them.
[27:25] Speaker 2: This is the thing. I'm not so egotistical to think
[27:27] Speaker 2: that I can't learn from people that have done been
[27:29] Speaker 2: in the spotlight for a long time.
[27:31] Speaker 1: Well, okay, this one I'm definitely going to This one
[27:37] Speaker 1: might be top of.
[27:37] Speaker 2: The lists because she.
[27:41] Speaker 1: Sure you're not far from the mark. This one is
[27:45] Speaker 1: fucking nuts, And I say, yay, I'll go on. Madonna
[27:50] Speaker 1: she comes on tour again Australia.
[27:52] Speaker 4: I'm going, oh, I doubt she'll be doing another tour.
[27:54] Speaker 4: Did you see if she did it? Because Coachella set
[27:57] Speaker 4: with Sabrina Carpenter her she looked unsteady on.
[28:04] Speaker 2: Her feet, she's lost a rhythm.
[28:06] Speaker 4: No, no, she's sixty seven.
[28:10] Speaker 2: I probably I don't know, interested in seeing, don't know.
[28:12] Speaker 1: Really, she got so many.
[28:14] Speaker 4: Unbelievable songs she does like yeah, yeah, but I just
[28:20] Speaker 4: I don't know. I just don't think it's a very
[28:22] Speaker 4: nice person. So on the grounds of that, I probably
[28:23] Speaker 4: wouldn't about.
[28:24] Speaker 2: The driver.
[28:26] Speaker 3: Started just going what song I love by Madonna?
[28:30] Speaker 2: Hung Up?
[28:33] Speaker 1: I love it?
[28:35] Speaker 5: Yeah?
[28:35] Speaker 4: That was the roller Skates one.
[28:37] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Dad was singing it the whole way up
[28:38] Speaker 2: to when we drove up the other day.
[28:40] Speaker 1: It's really weird.
[28:41] Speaker 2: That's pretty funny.
[28:42] Speaker 1: Is Madonna territory? Would you go see Colin.
[28:45] Speaker 4: And her story?
[28:47] Speaker 1: Now?
[28:48] Speaker 2: Nah? I would because I want to confirm the Joey story.
[28:51] Speaker 4: I don't know if there's any option for the audience
[28:54] Speaker 4: to ask.
[28:54] Speaker 1: Questions if we told that story on this Yeah, I
[28:56] Speaker 1: think we have the famous footballer. Anyway, I had to
[29:04] Speaker 1: go back downstairs to the boys. I reckon She was
[29:07] Speaker 1: keen on me. Yeah, sure, okay with bon Yes.
[29:13] Speaker 2: Got me. Yeah, I don't mind the Irish history. Yeah,
[29:16] Speaker 2: a little boring though.
[29:17] Speaker 4: No, I'm interested. I'm interested to listen to my fellow irishman.
[29:20] Speaker 1: It's fain Liam Galligh was Noel Gallagher was asked, who
[29:25] Speaker 1: is the biggest drinker that you've encountered in the music industry?
[29:28] Speaker 1: He said, Bonner. He said, I've gone out with knights
[29:32] Speaker 1: with Bono, and he said I've left him at ten
[29:34] Speaker 1: o'clock the next morning, regaling standing on a bar singing
[29:38] Speaker 1: songs and everyone gathered around it.
[29:39] Speaker 4: So I go, yeah, okay, I take that back down
[29:42] Speaker 4: and I say, yes, oh definitely, Now I would interesting man.
[29:47] Speaker 2: Not yet, not yet.
[29:48] Speaker 3: When he becomes prime minister, that's when I want to
[29:51] Speaker 3: see it. I want to see the whole story.
[29:53] Speaker 2: What made you think of him throwing him amongst all
[29:55] Speaker 2: those now.
[29:55] Speaker 4: Because he's an interesting man, it was interesting. I'm just
[29:58] Speaker 4: interesting bringing. I think it's I mean, I mean to
[30:02] Speaker 4: make the man that he used now like, I love
[30:06] Speaker 4: to see the elements that contribute to that.
[30:08] Speaker 1: This next person is a real tour I would not
[30:10] Speaker 1: want to go to them.
[30:11] Speaker 2: Ed Sheerant, no, no, no, no, no no, I would that.
[30:16] Speaker 2: You talked about Bono being loose. Apparently Ed Sheeran is
[30:19] Speaker 2: a loose guy, a loose camra they reckon.
[30:21] Speaker 4: Yeah, why are you only interested in people that a
[30:24] Speaker 4: big drinkers and loose.
[30:26] Speaker 1: See the best stories?
[30:27] Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something about like somebody who perceives himself as
[30:30] Speaker 2: you know, I'm this straight as an arrow guy. You
[30:32] Speaker 2: can be a good person, but also enjoy a good
[30:34] Speaker 2: time and it shows that like you're a bit loose,
[30:36] Speaker 2: don't take yourself too seriously. I've heard he's like that.
[30:39] Speaker 2: I Sammy Bird just might even had a story on it.
[30:42] Speaker 1: Did. SEMy and he went out out on an all
[30:44] Speaker 1: nighter and they were sitting there together, I think ten
[30:46] Speaker 1: o'clock the next day eating pizza together.
[30:49] Speaker 2: That's what it's all about.
[30:50] Speaker 1: Is it an interesting story?
[30:51] Speaker 4: Not?
[30:51] Speaker 1: But I'd love to know what they got up to. Well,
[30:54] Speaker 1: they were out and about.
[30:55] Speaker 3: So as your opinion then changed of Ed Sheeran Colum.
[30:58] Speaker 1: Yeah, but I still wouldn't want to go and see
[31:00] Speaker 1: what is this one?
[31:01] Speaker 2: Lady Gaga, Absolutely yeah, I would just got an interesting
[31:06] Speaker 2: to me.
[31:07] Speaker 4: Absolutely no, I'm not okay.
[31:10] Speaker 1: Y yeah, definitely yes, definitely man that want to be
[31:15] Speaker 1: and the last two room, last two dictators as well.
[31:18] Speaker 1: Donald Trump.
[31:19] Speaker 4: No, absolutely well, you might be in the same room
[31:22] Speaker 4: with him.
[31:23] Speaker 3: I watched I watched his one with stand recently. It's
[31:27] Speaker 3: like he's it's like he's midway period, like he's in
[31:30] Speaker 3: his mid twenties through the sort of becoming who he
[31:33] Speaker 3: is now. Really well, not all the way to now,
[31:35] Speaker 3: it's probably like into the early two thousands, but it's
[31:38] Speaker 3: very interesting. Yeah, he didn't want it getting made. Apparently
[31:41] Speaker 3: then he wasn't very happy about it.
[31:43] Speaker 2: Really, if there's if there's like a movie made about you,
[31:45] Speaker 2: do you need to do you think you need to
[31:47] Speaker 2: approve it? Or they can license to write whatever they want.
[31:49] Speaker 4: I mean, someone can write a biography about you if
[31:52] Speaker 4: you want.
[31:53] Speaker 2: And make it into a movie, like do you don't
[31:55] Speaker 2: need permission at all?
[31:56] Speaker 4: I don't think so. You just have to very fine
[31:59] Speaker 4: check the legalities of anything. Because he misconstrued.
[32:03] Speaker 1: Fat They a lot of times, Cooper. They say the
[32:06] Speaker 1: movies and the books that are given the thumbs up,
[32:08] Speaker 1: they get permission aren't as good as the ones that
[32:11] Speaker 1: are unauthorized.
[32:12] Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah, they well, I mean they're gonna edit them,
[32:14] Speaker 4: they're gonna edit out.
[32:15] Speaker 1: Well.
[32:15] Speaker 3: I saw Ben were on Joe Rogan's podcasts recently in
[32:20] Speaker 3: the last couple of months, and they talked about when
[32:21] Speaker 3: they were making Air about Michael Jordan movie Air, and
[32:25] Speaker 3: Ben Affleck said, it's so funny, like when you go
[32:27] Speaker 3: through like visiting all these people that were there at
[32:30] Speaker 3: Nike at the time, and his parents and everyone, and
[32:33] Speaker 3: he said, the only person that said, like I'm not
[32:38] Speaker 3: going to tell you the story.
[32:39] Speaker 2: He goes.
[32:39] Speaker 3: Every person that interviewed was like, this is how it happened.
[32:42] Speaker 3: This is how it happened. This is like exactly how
[32:44] Speaker 3: it happened. It was so crazy, this story, et cetera,
[32:46] Speaker 3: et cetera. And then he said he met Michael, and
[32:49] Speaker 3: Michael said, look, I'm gonna be honest with you. There's
[32:51] Speaker 3: a lot of it where I wasn't in the room.
[32:54] Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you about that. I can
[32:55] Speaker 3: only tell you what I was in the room for.
[32:58] Speaker 3: Then you can sort of put it together. But it
[32:59] Speaker 3: was very The only the only request he had for
[33:03] Speaker 3: the movie was if it's going to get made. The
[33:05] Speaker 3: actor that plays his mum, he requested her.
[33:07] Speaker 1: She's a very good actor. She's very good.
[33:10] Speaker 2: So Michael requested that actress, Yes, she's good, could pay
[33:13] Speaker 2: my mum.
[33:14] Speaker 1: He said, that's cool.
[33:16] Speaker 2: You can tell she's a strong Southern woman. His mom,
[33:19] Speaker 2: Michael Jordan's mummy.
[33:20] Speaker 1: Do you know he was you know Jordan's dad was murdered,
[33:23] Speaker 1: did you Yeah?
[33:24] Speaker 4: In a car jacking, wasn't that?
[33:25] Speaker 2: And that's when that's that's.
[33:26] Speaker 3: Sort of what instigated him to go and pursue baseball.
[33:31] Speaker 1: His dad love baseball.
[33:31] Speaker 3: There's actually a really good documentary on Fox Tell about
[33:34] Speaker 3: that story, just just about that story about that period
[33:38] Speaker 3: from he was in his prime and then just decided
[33:40] Speaker 3: to get up and go and then he's returned back
[33:42] Speaker 3: to basketball.
[33:43] Speaker 2: That's why he's the goat man that he's my goat
[33:45] Speaker 2: in basketball. You got anyone else have an opinion differently?
[33:48] Speaker 4: He could be hard to argue.
[33:49] Speaker 1: I go Michael Jordan one joint. Second, I go Larry
[33:53] Speaker 1: Bird and Magic Johnson. I have Lebron about five or six.
[33:57] Speaker 2: Now I've got Lebron's sack. I got to give you
[33:59] Speaker 2: got to give the goat his his props too.
[34:02] Speaker 1: It's long, it doesn't mean quality all the time. Yeah,
[34:04] Speaker 1: but everyone he's gone, he's picked and choose where he's
[34:06] Speaker 1: gone to win titles.
[34:08] Speaker 2: But Dad, can I just say, like for you to
[34:10] Speaker 2: pick Larry Bird, Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan, three blokes
[34:13] Speaker 2: out of the era that you really watch that I
[34:16] Speaker 2: find that quite bad. I don't even choose Kareem, dude.
[34:19] Speaker 1: I'll put Kareem about four hard part very made. Larry
[34:24] Speaker 1: Bird and Magic Johnson made the NBA what it is today.
[34:27] Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, with that respect. Yeah, I know, Hey
[34:29] Speaker 2: and Shack as well. He's up there. Kobe, Kobe Bryant.
[34:34] Speaker 2: Didn't even bring Kobe into it. Kobe Bryant, the Black Mamba,
[34:37] Speaker 2: the last one.
[34:38] Speaker 1: I do, probably the biggest dictator of the lot. Josh Hannay,
[34:43] Speaker 1: no interest.
[34:45] Speaker 4: Actually I do. He has a very interesting story.
[34:49] Speaker 1: Yep, he has, I know, a bit.
[34:50] Speaker 2: Of it, and a nice story as well, more so
[34:54] Speaker 2: than Oprah. You got him, Yeah, Cooper.
[34:58] Speaker 1: I'm just curious on this you to bump guys like
[35:01] Speaker 1: Wishy and Harry Green on these I was talking to
[35:04] Speaker 1: real estate agent the other day. They said, there is
[35:07] Speaker 1: like an exodus of people leaving Melbourne. I'll come to
[35:10] Speaker 1: Sydney hang on massive amount, a mass exodus, an exodus.
[35:14] Speaker 2: And what's the reasoning behind it?
[35:16] Speaker 1: I made crime safety and the fact that just the
[35:20] Speaker 1: debt in the state.
[35:21] Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I remember when I was living there, I
[35:23] Speaker 2: tried to inquire about some real estate and the real
[35:26] Speaker 2: estate doesn't really have a lot of growth. I don't
[35:27] Speaker 2: were getting in a real estate in nut now, but
[35:29] Speaker 2: it never It was very like over the last ten years,
[35:31] Speaker 2: and I was doing my research on it, it was
[35:34] Speaker 2: very you know, some people would actually lose like in
[35:37] Speaker 2: ten years on there probably not even going up obviously
[35:39] Speaker 2: with interest rates and that, and then obviously all the
[35:42] Speaker 2: machete stuff that's going on, people just run around and
[35:45] Speaker 2: they did the Machete Council clean up where they said
[35:47] Speaker 2: everyone come and dump your machete. You can't carry a
[35:49] Speaker 2: machete around your public.
[35:52] Speaker 4: That was there was.
[35:54] Speaker 1: A they had a machete disposal. Yeah, going dump you
[36:00] Speaker 1: if you carry a machete to kill people, you know
[36:03] Speaker 1: what exactly you're not throwing.
[36:05] Speaker 4: I don't want to be tempted.
[36:06] Speaker 2: But even if you did have a machete, even if
[36:08] Speaker 2: it was for a reason that wasn't negative.
[36:10] Speaker 4: What reason do you have a machete for?
[36:15] Speaker 2: I don't know.
[36:16] Speaker 4: What do you use a machete for?
[36:18] Speaker 2: For cutting like a large breeze watermelon trees? Isn't that
[36:22] Speaker 2: they use matreades for like gardening, like they like big
[36:24] Speaker 2: trees through the Amazonian forest. But I don't know if
[36:26] Speaker 2: they have an Amazonian forest through Melbourne.
[36:29] Speaker 3: But why would you dump it, like if you have one,
[36:31] Speaker 3: or you paid for it, like it's like anything if
[36:32] Speaker 3: you paid thirty bucks for it just because the government
[36:34] Speaker 3: makes them.
[36:35] Speaker 1: You know, the government were just trying to act like
[36:38] Speaker 1: they're doing something about it and it did sweek call?
[36:41] Speaker 2: Yeah you okay?
[36:42] Speaker 1: Anyone else?
[36:43] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, think Jack? Did you have anything from your week?
[36:46] Speaker 3: Well? This weekend our boys play their prillim Y good
[36:48] Speaker 3: luck lads. Yeah, the boys play them against the Knights.
[36:51] Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, be good.
[36:54] Speaker 1: You can't wait to see if people want to go
[36:55] Speaker 1: along and have a look.
[36:59] Speaker 2: Yeah, one third.
[37:00] Speaker 4: Great Ground on Saturday.
[37:01] Speaker 2: So I think it's one is it one pm?
[37:03] Speaker 3: It's one thirty now it's been changed and it's mine now.
[37:09] Speaker 1: There's some of the best pubs around there. The Hensoon Hotel.
[37:12] Speaker 2: Do you remember when I played at Mainly we played
[37:15] Speaker 2: a game out there for members like the food and
[37:18] Speaker 2: it was awesome. The old Henson Park. There's so much
[37:20] Speaker 2: history within the game of rugby league, which we all
[37:23] Speaker 2: know and love, and it all sits between those four
[37:25] Speaker 2: walls at Henson Park. There's not really a stadium as such,
[37:28] Speaker 2: it's just a big hill and they all get in there.
[37:30] Speaker 2: At halftime of our game, they rolled a wrestling rink
[37:33] Speaker 2: out and they had people from the crowd come in.
[37:35] Speaker 2: They wrestled. Well, we played there.
[37:37] Speaker 3: We played the reserve grade nights twenty twenty two, we
[37:40] Speaker 3: played there for the weekend after Tommy Radonic has passed away,
[37:44] Speaker 3: so we went out onto the.
[37:45] Speaker 2: Field to bagpipe bagpipe music.
[37:48] Speaker 1: It was really cool.
[37:49] Speaker 2: Yeah, and then there was like a there was a
[37:51] Speaker 2: massive crowd there that day too, Tommy like bagpipes or something.
[37:55] Speaker 4: No, it's an honorary thing.
[37:57] Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, but they've got the one.
[38:00] Speaker 1: Then the King George the Fifth stand and in nine
[38:03] Speaker 1: to eighty, when Singo signed a fellow called menford More
[38:07] Speaker 1: from the La Raiders, he ran onto the field, turned
[38:11] Speaker 1: around and threw the football over the top of the
[38:13] Speaker 1: King George the Fifth. Is that interesting maybe, but not really.
[38:18] Speaker 2: I do have a segment for you guys, if his
[38:20] Speaker 2: wonner go on as per usual. Now this is something
[38:23] Speaker 2: I call creepy or cute. Now this is a discussion one.
[38:27] Speaker 2: This is actually a friend of ours, shout out to.
[38:29] Speaker 2: I don't want to give you his name up. His
[38:31] Speaker 2: first name is Jack though for those people listening on
[38:34] Speaker 2: the Northern Beach just who knows. So he is currently
[38:36] Speaker 2: dating someone and he told me how he actually got
[38:40] Speaker 2: to get this girl's number and organize the date. And
[38:43] Speaker 2: I want to ask you, guys, is this creepy or.
[38:45] Speaker 4: Is this okay? Okay, okay.
[38:47] Speaker 2: So he's what he did. She worked at a she
[38:49] Speaker 2: worked at a cafes a barista, right she was working
[38:52] Speaker 2: behind Now, he went to this same coffee store every
[38:55] Speaker 2: day at six am on his way to work, to
[38:57] Speaker 2: go and get a coffee, offer to start engaging in
[39:00] Speaker 2: some conversation, start to meet her, and that until he
[39:03] Speaker 2: could finally muster up the courage to get her number,
[39:05] Speaker 2: which he did. But what she didn't know is Jack
[39:08] Speaker 2: doesn't drink coffee. So he went there and would organize
[39:12] Speaker 2: get this stuff for three weeks shape before he asked
[39:14] Speaker 2: her out, but would dump his coffee in the ban
[39:16] Speaker 2: on the way out, and the boss actually ended up
[39:18] Speaker 2: saying to her, this guy's kind of a creep like
[39:21] Speaker 2: he keeps coming in and it's clearly just talking like
[39:23] Speaker 2: wanted to come in for you. Now he's with her,
[39:26] Speaker 2: they're happy, I'm sure, but I want to ask you, guys,
[39:28] Speaker 2: if that was, if you were in that position, is
[39:30] Speaker 2: it creepy or is it cute?
[39:31] Speaker 4: I think it's cute.
[39:32] Speaker 1: I think it's romantic, and I think it's enormously cute.
[39:34] Speaker 3: It's very very contextual. Is a fine line between creepy
[39:37] Speaker 3: and cute. Like, for instance, if he was walking in
[39:40] Speaker 3: and you're drooling over the counter and staring at it
[39:42] Speaker 3: from like a distance for a long period of time,
[39:44] Speaker 3: that's where you start dipping into creepy.
[39:46] Speaker 1: Joke the hot chocolates if you didn't like coffee.
[39:49] Speaker 4: I mean, she's the barrista.
[39:51] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, you know what I mean.
[39:53] Speaker 4: But does the Bristol make the hot chocolates? Does someone else?
[39:57] Speaker 2: I think like it's kind of a nick if you
[39:59] Speaker 2: walk in and ask for hot chocolate at six am.
[40:01] Speaker 4: Yeah, like your child. She'd be like, sure, guys.
[40:05] Speaker 2: I don't want to French kiss this guy.
[40:06] Speaker 1: Do you find most baristas aresholes?
[40:09] Speaker 2: No, not at all.
[40:09] Speaker 4: I like not the lady ones. Some are great, Some
[40:12] Speaker 4: are great, Oh yeah, some are exceptional.
[40:14] Speaker 2: The ones, the ones that own the business are generally
[40:17] Speaker 2: the best.
[40:17] Speaker 4: They're amazing.
[40:18] Speaker 3: They're generally the ones that are the bridges that are
[40:20] Speaker 3: sitting there they own the place, or they're always the
[40:22] Speaker 3: most personable because they understand, like they understand the business
[40:25] Speaker 3: side of it. How how being friendly and being hospitable
[40:29] Speaker 3: can really bring a returning customer.
[40:31] Speaker 4: Some aren't they I just find something doing your job? Yeah,
[40:35] Speaker 4: but they don't. They probably would know if you're doing
[40:36] Speaker 4: a job. Why aren't you just pleasant like you're doing
[40:41] Speaker 4: it anyway? You know what I mean? I just don't
[40:43] Speaker 4: get better. Guys, I could throw that at you. Mate,
[40:46] Speaker 4: be better around that?
[40:47] Speaker 2: Maybe better?
[40:48] Speaker 1: You be better?
[40:49] Speaker 4: Have we told people that we aren't actually talking?
[40:51] Speaker 2: You know what we're doing? A good person?
[40:54] Speaker 3: So this morning, so I take Gym to the bus
[40:56] Speaker 3: this morning, I come back and I go, oh, there's
[41:00] Speaker 3: no one in the house. There's no one in Tricia's
[41:02] Speaker 3: left the bedroom, all right, sweet. So as I'm walking
[41:05] Speaker 3: through the kitchen, I look and there's Dad asleep on
[41:07] Speaker 3: the couch.
[41:08] Speaker 2: Oh really, what happened to you last.
[41:10] Speaker 4: Joyce and the night before? Okay, okay, here we go.
[41:15] Speaker 3: This is.
[41:17] Speaker 1: Can I ask the listener as well as my two
[41:20] Speaker 1: sons here, just tell it like it is right? If
[41:24] Speaker 1: you think I've done who's in the wrong here?
[41:26] Speaker 2: Creepy your kid? Okay, the dad's a creep.
[41:31] Speaker 1: Out of context. But anyway, So two nights ago, Luigi
[41:36] Speaker 1: has been He's laying in this box type thing Trusia's brought,
[41:39] Speaker 1: which I don't really like. Cries. It's called He cries,
[41:43] Speaker 1: and I go come on and has no, he's not
[41:45] Speaker 1: coming in. So I pick up Luigi and we lay sleep.
[41:49] Speaker 4: Where's the dak story?
[41:51] Speaker 1: His story?
[41:55] Speaker 2: I love how dad like Dad just put chucks his
[41:57] Speaker 2: side in there first to try to win over the people,
[41:59] Speaker 2: and then you're.
[42:00] Speaker 4: Luigi has now Pete on the dinner as the lovely
[42:04] Speaker 4: man from soak who keeps washing it for me and
[42:06] Speaker 4: drying it. I go in shamed. He did it again?
[42:11] Speaker 4: Can attest? So after the first two times I put
[42:14] Speaker 4: him out lucky he was just sleeping beside my bed
[42:17] Speaker 4: and then like I thought, oh no, he's getting better.
[42:19] Speaker 4: I'll bring him back in the bed. He was good again.
[42:21] Speaker 4: Pete on the bed. I went, no, that you can't
[42:22] Speaker 4: have that. He's just a puppy. So he'll sleep beside
[42:25] Speaker 4: the bed, in the crate or on the on the
[42:28] Speaker 4: bean bag little cushion bed thing.
[42:30] Speaker 2: Yeah because it.
[42:30] Speaker 4: Matt didn't want that.
[42:31] Speaker 2: Because it makes him feel safe, right, Yes, that's.
[42:34] Speaker 1: Why I want to be close to us.
[42:36] Speaker 4: So anyway, go ahead, take your leave now, Matt.
[42:38] Speaker 1: So what happened at four am in the morning two
[42:41] Speaker 1: nights ago, Trisha leans over.
[42:44] Speaker 4: She's hang on, but you're on the lounge. You haven't
[42:48] Speaker 4: filled in the docks.
[42:49] Speaker 1: Don't stop stop stop interrupting you yeah, talking on interrupting.
[42:54] Speaker 1: So I get up and I go back to bed.
[42:56] Speaker 1: Now it's four am in the morning, right, and we're
[42:58] Speaker 1: laying there and Tricia's sort of touching all these different
[43:01] Speaker 1: things which sit on her bedside.
[43:03] Speaker 2: Tape, and you were saying, Tris, don't touch that, that's mine.
[43:05] Speaker 1: Anyway, Trish reached over and went bang, and something fell
[43:10] Speaker 1: off the bedside table and hit the ground and I
[43:12] Speaker 1: went a Trisha was out of glass. I said, like
[43:15] Speaker 1: that a Trish And I said, as you were, Yeah,
[43:17] Speaker 1: I said, jeez mate, like you didn't smash. Tush goes,
[43:20] Speaker 1: oh yeah you think, And I'll yeah.
[43:23] Speaker 2: Say that do you think?
[43:24] Speaker 4: Said you think?
[43:25] Speaker 1: You think? And I got up straight away and I am.
[43:28] Speaker 4: In the morning. Obviously I've dropped the knock the glass
[43:32] Speaker 4: over my bedside table.
[43:34] Speaker 1: It was dark. I didn't see it. I just asked
[43:36] Speaker 1: that was that the glass? And you went yeah. I said, well,
[43:38] Speaker 1: like you didn't smash and you went, oh you think.
[43:40] Speaker 1: So I got up and went laid on the lounge.
[43:44] Speaker 1: But just because said she took offense.
[43:47] Speaker 2: No, I didn't take that took clearly you took offense.
[43:52] Speaker 2: She said, you think and then you did? You crack
[43:55] Speaker 2: the shits?
[43:55] Speaker 1: I'm your sleep loud because Tricia, let's go to Tricia's reasoning.
[43:59] Speaker 1: Trisha's gone, Why would you say that? And come on?
[44:03] Speaker 1: That's and I said, because I wanted to know if
[44:06] Speaker 1: it was the glass. And I said it because it
[44:08] Speaker 1: is literally like he didn't smash anytime.
[44:11] Speaker 4: Well, he was in his grate, so he wouldn't have
[44:13] Speaker 4: got it. But the thing is, Matt, that isn't it
[44:17] Speaker 4: all like you were just so stating the obvious, like
[44:20] Speaker 4: whenever you drop anything, isn't it that you don't break it?
[44:22] Speaker 3: I'll stop you right there, all right, I'll come to
[44:25] Speaker 3: that DEFENSI if anyone in this room has a bump
[44:29] Speaker 3: or anything around the house, especially hours like that, who's
[44:33] Speaker 3: the first person to yell across the whole house, even
[44:35] Speaker 3: if someone's asleeping next to him and go, what was.
[44:38] Speaker 4: That spot on breaking my things?
[44:41] Speaker 1: Well, you're like, you're not to break my thing? That
[44:44] Speaker 1: was my glass? Trish, you are in the wrong.
[44:46] Speaker 2: You wouldn't even know where to buy glass, dead ship.
[44:48] Speaker 1: I don't know where to buy glass. You go up
[44:51] Speaker 1: to the ring them all, you find a glass.
[44:52] Speaker 4: St glass door. He thinks there's such a thing as
[44:56] Speaker 4: a glass store.
[44:58] Speaker 3: Dead in a bush and fine one.
[45:02] Speaker 4: Jesus my life.
[45:04] Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying this any more cute or creepy.
[45:07] Speaker 4: Now I've got another quote of the week for you.
[45:09] Speaker 4: Oh sorry, did you have another?
[45:11] Speaker 2: No? No, I only had the one.
[45:12] Speaker 4: Okay, So that was my one quote of Matt's for
[45:15] Speaker 4: the week. My second one was while Matt was sitting
[45:18] Speaker 4: on the front step, or we'll call it a stoop,
[45:20] Speaker 4: just because of the context of this story watching the
[45:23] Speaker 4: dog frolic in the grass while I was out the
[45:26] Speaker 4: front washing three cars.
[45:30] Speaker 2: You're washing three cars.
[45:32] Speaker 4: I was washing three cars. I washed mine, Matt and Jack's.
[45:36] Speaker 2: I'll give it. I'll say this.
[45:38] Speaker 4: Because the assholes keeping under under the tree. Yes, the
[45:45] Speaker 4: birds shit all over it.
[45:46] Speaker 2: Plenty of words. You keep going out, Oh wait, hey,
[45:48] Speaker 2: so but Jack, you're cracking the shits. But she washed
[45:50] Speaker 2: your car for you, she was, yeah, But what she
[45:53] Speaker 2: does is right.
[45:55] Speaker 3: My car doesn't need to be washed.
[45:57] Speaker 2: What she does is she goes out there and washes
[46:00] Speaker 2: it for no reason.
[46:02] Speaker 3: No one asked it to just so she can claim
[46:04] Speaker 3: that she's washed my car and I go, I go,
[46:07] Speaker 3: it didn't need to be washed, and she.
[46:09] Speaker 2: Claims, yes, it did.
[46:11] Speaker 3: Well I'm telling you right now, no it did.
[46:13] Speaker 1: Jack, you are spot on. She is reverse engineering all
[46:16] Speaker 1: of this. She sneaks out and washes our car, so
[46:18] Speaker 1: you can winge about it here.
[46:22] Speaker 4: See, you are a pair of I don't think I
[46:25] Speaker 4: can say the words.
[46:26] Speaker 1: Oh I say it.
[46:28] Speaker 2: I love it when you swear your pair.
[46:34] Speaker 3: Write.
[46:35] Speaker 2: Do you know what that deserves to stay in?
[46:39] Speaker 4: You know what?
[46:39] Speaker 2: That?
[46:40] Speaker 6: That wasn't the worst beat that he was sitting on
[46:41] Speaker 6: the stoopid So the next thing he calls out to
[46:45] Speaker 6: me while I'm washing the cars, Trish, can you come
[46:49] Speaker 6: and check this out?
[46:50] Speaker 4: I think Luigi pood somewhere and has walked it through
[46:53] Speaker 4: the house. So are you fucking kidding? Like, what do
[46:59] Speaker 4: you want me to do that you're not going to
[47:01] Speaker 4: be able to do? I said, is it enough?
[47:03] Speaker 2: On?
[47:03] Speaker 4: Not out here washing three cars? You can't get to
[47:06] Speaker 4: the source of that. And I'd just like to clarify
[47:08] Speaker 4: when it ended up being sourced. It was Luigi did
[47:13] Speaker 4: the poop, but Jack stood in it and walked it
[47:15] Speaker 4: through the house.
[47:16] Speaker 3: It is a perfect time, Trish, for us to really
[47:18] Speaker 3: focus on what we're grateful for.
[47:20] Speaker 1: Yeah, I totally agree, Trish, What are you grateful for?
[47:23] Speaker 1: With us?
[47:24] Speaker 2: Can I can I bring something to mainly the boys attention? Right, So,
[47:29] Speaker 2: before you walked in to the podcast studio, I said,
[47:31] Speaker 2: you know, it'd be awesome if like we just make
[47:33] Speaker 2: Trush feel like she's a good today. We laugh at everybody,
[47:36] Speaker 2: We hig her up. We've gotten forty five minutes in
[47:38] Speaker 2: now Jack and Matter completely turned up.
[47:42] Speaker 1: It was a build up.
[47:43] Speaker 4: I was.
[47:43] Speaker 2: I was trying to start the signal to the boys, going, oh, boys,
[47:46] Speaker 2: let's get back to that fun thing we're going to
[47:49] Speaker 2: do at the start of the party. And now that
[47:51] Speaker 2: just can you've just we've forgot about it?
[47:53] Speaker 1: Tellsh no, we were.
[47:55] Speaker 2: Just going to laugh at everything you said and really
[47:57] Speaker 2: hype you up and then make you feel like, see,
[48:00] Speaker 2: you knew what it was like to be us, like
[48:01] Speaker 2: just have everyone laughing.
[48:03] Speaker 3: You know where you lost us to You lost us
[48:05] Speaker 3: when you started going through your stand up routine about
[48:08] Speaker 3: the names.
[48:09] Speaker 2: And then I could even tell.
[48:11] Speaker 3: Me and Dad always looking at each other wanting we
[48:13] Speaker 3: were begging to laugh.
[48:14] Speaker 2: We wanted to laugh so badly.
[48:19] Speaker 1: It took it.
[48:19] Speaker 2: It took you twenty minutes just to get there. You
[48:22] Speaker 2: know what, I will say, I was really I was
[48:28] Speaker 2: actually really trying to find spots.
[48:29] Speaker 4: You've been nice, I was.
[48:31] Speaker 2: I've tried. I've been nice the whole time. I've backed
[48:33] Speaker 2: you up even when I don't agree with you most times. Yeah,
[48:37] Speaker 2: but I was trying to find slots to even laugh in.
[48:40] Speaker 2: And you just like it's going to be hard to do.
[48:43] Speaker 4: Stand up.
[48:44] Speaker 2: Then no, you do it. You will do as you
[48:46] Speaker 2: are told you do it.
[48:47] Speaker 4: Can you give me filter his numbers asat?
[48:49] Speaker 1: I will? Yeah, just be carefully. He's both cute and.
[48:54] Speaker 4: That's all right.
[48:55] Speaker 2: So were you? Oh yeah, that was actually really funny.
[49:00] Speaker 2: That was good. Okay, let's do our rugby league tips.
[49:02] Speaker 4: Okay, now next last week, Cooper, you're still in the lead, man, Yeah,
[49:07] Speaker 4: I think it went pretty good.
[49:08] Speaker 2: Last week.
[49:08] Speaker 4: You did. You've come up you Jackie Coops. You're on
[49:13] Speaker 4: thirty four. You got four last week. Jack you are
[49:15] Speaker 4: on thirty one, tying with Dad because you got five
[49:18] Speaker 4: because you were coming last.
[49:20] Speaker 3: I got four.
[49:21] Speaker 4: I'm on thirty two. I'm in second place, and Matt's
[49:23] Speaker 4: tying with you.
[49:23] Speaker 2: So I'm on thirty four.
[49:25] Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's only two two games you in that pen, buddy, Okay.
[49:30] Speaker 4: First game for this weekend Tigers and the Raiders. I'm
[49:34] Speaker 4: going the Tigers.
[49:36] Speaker 1: I'm going Tigers.
[49:36] Speaker 3: Well, likeheart, i think Tigers might get the Raiders.
[49:39] Speaker 1: Be big crowd there eighty nine Grand Final since Omnipresent
[49:43] Speaker 1: Geezel closed last week to the Tigers to get in
[49:45] Speaker 1: that win as well.
[49:47] Speaker 2: What are you, Cooper, I'm going to go. I'm going
[49:51] Speaker 2: to I can take Risks. I'm going to go Raiders.
[49:53] Speaker 2: I think they beat the Storm last week. I think
[49:55] Speaker 2: they're going to get another win.
[49:56] Speaker 4: Jag It Cowboys and the Sharkies. I'm going Sharkies.
[50:00] Speaker 1: The Inconsistent Cup. I'm going to go Sharkys.
[50:04] Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm thinking Sharkis now too. It's it's
[50:06] Speaker 3: a hard one though, that's a week off. They've been
[50:10] Speaker 3: pretty good up north the Cowboys other than last week.
[50:14] Speaker 2: Now they got beat up.
[50:15] Speaker 1: Now.
[50:15] Speaker 2: I think Sharky's Sharkys have been more consistent this year.
[50:17] Speaker 2: I'm going Sharks.
[50:18] Speaker 4: Okay, Broncos and the Bulldogs.
[50:21] Speaker 1: Tell you what, Broncos a lot of injuries. Dogs hard
[50:24] Speaker 1: to follow. I'm going to go for the Broncos. Mate.
[50:27] Speaker 1: Having all these players out was exactly in Madge's wheelhouse.
[50:30] Speaker 1: He'll get them up for it.
[50:31] Speaker 4: Yeah, and there I'm going to go Broncos to a
[50:33] Speaker 4: PM Suncourt.
[50:35] Speaker 2: I don't know. The Dogs were bad last week.
[50:37] Speaker 3: I'd like to see them bounce back because I had
[50:39] Speaker 3: a really good win against the Panthers. Yeah, you know,
[50:42] Speaker 3: I'm going to go dogs. I'm gonna get dogs this week.
[50:44] Speaker 2: Now, I'm with you. I'm going Bulldogs. I think the
[50:45] Speaker 2: Bulldogs will win easy.
[50:47] Speaker 4: Dragons and the Roosters. I'm going to Roosters a day class,
[50:51] Speaker 4: I know. And even though there's a change of coach
[50:53] Speaker 4: and that usually always has a bounce back effect.
[50:57] Speaker 2: This is usually round of the round of the Anzac.
[51:00] Speaker 4: I'm thinking about going Matte, Are you coming?
[51:02] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[51:02] Speaker 4: Possibly Saturday?
[51:03] Speaker 1: Right, so I'm going to get with the boys. Two
[51:07] Speaker 1: watched them have a good time. Yeah, I tell you
[51:11] Speaker 1: what I mean. I mean, who gave who gave the
[51:14] Speaker 1: Dogs a chance of beating Penrith and who gave the
[51:16] Speaker 1: EULs a chance of beating the all? We did too
[51:19] Speaker 1: well play. Look, I'm going to go Roosters. It's a
[51:23] Speaker 1: long way back for doing young to bring them up
[51:25] Speaker 1: to beat this side, and only young to get in
[51:28] Speaker 1: his first Yeah.
[51:28] Speaker 2: Good mate. I am Brent's son, Brent reeds son, Yeah yeah,
[51:33] Speaker 2: and Jack Reed's son.
[51:35] Speaker 1: He's been getting botox Brent Reed or Jack or no,
[51:40] Speaker 1: Brent Reed really just to make his make himself look younger.
[51:44] Speaker 4: Well maybe you could get some too.
[51:47] Speaker 1: People in glass houses.
[51:50] Speaker 2: I'm going to go roosters as well, and Jacko, I
[51:53] Speaker 2: went roosters.
[51:55] Speaker 4: Okay, Warriors Dolphins, I'm gone.
[51:56] Speaker 1: The worst was yeah, go Wars.
[51:59] Speaker 3: I'm going Warsear was at home. There just a different beast.
[52:02] Speaker 4: This one's an interesting George Cameron.
[52:04] Speaker 2: George is doing that.
[52:05] Speaker 3: He's loving at the moment.
[52:06] Speaker 2: He loves it. Soak it in, soak it in. Georgie
[52:09] Speaker 2: doesn't go around every now and then, you.
[52:10] Speaker 1: Know something on the weekend to watch our urge people
[52:12] Speaker 1: to watch his seven minutes before halftime against the Titans.
[52:15] Speaker 1: Loose ball on the ground, four Titans around it. Mitch
[52:18] Speaker 1: Barnett comes from ten meters away and just hurls himself
[52:21] Speaker 1: on the football. That's the title.
[52:23] Speaker 3: Winning and he's after the Broncos next years.
[52:26] Speaker 1: But that's the title meant winning mentality. Nice I reckon
[52:29] Speaker 1: they make the Grand Final. Reckon, I've got a pencil there.
[52:31] Speaker 2: You know what I think my position is going to be.
[52:33] Speaker 2: And I precid it last year mid year.
[52:35] Speaker 3: If someone listeners to the I reckon, we're going to
[52:37] Speaker 3: have a Roosters Wires Grand Final or too.
[52:40] Speaker 4: Now, I don't think so.
[52:41] Speaker 1: Two thousand and two, Okay, I do believe.
[52:44] Speaker 4: That potentially the Wars may be there. I don't believe
[52:47] Speaker 4: that the.
[52:48] Speaker 2: Thank you, Megan Markle.
[52:49] Speaker 4: Yeah, problem Storm and Rabbits, Like, just one question before
[52:53] Speaker 4: I commit here, Rabbits are they they won more team?
[52:57] Speaker 2: Yeah? No, one's injured, just Jie Gray's injured and Matt
[53:01] Speaker 2: Dufty has been playing for I'm going Rabbit.
[53:04] Speaker 1: Rabbit, Trail Cheese and Dufty. You can't get enough of
[53:08] Speaker 1: that death.
[53:08] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going. Yeah, I'm going then to Rabbit. I'm
[53:11] Speaker 2: going Storm.
[53:12] Speaker 1: Then.
[53:12] Speaker 4: So the only game I picked so Brandon will be happy.
[53:16] Speaker 3: The only home team I've chose all year now is
[53:18] Speaker 3: so far the wise with this round?
[53:20] Speaker 2: What a stat Jack, And.
[53:25] Speaker 4: What did you say?
[53:26] Speaker 2: What what a stat?
[53:28] Speaker 1: You keep going? We're going to dig flick you.
[53:31] Speaker 2: I'll tell truth to go out there and wash your car.
[53:34] Speaker 4: Wash too, tall.
[53:35] Speaker 2: I got a big car. You got real big car,
[53:39] Speaker 2: big car for a big boy.
[53:41] Speaker 4: Nights Panthers, I'm going Panthers.
[53:43] Speaker 1: Yeah, Panthers.
[53:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go Panthers whatever. I'm going the
[53:48] Speaker 2: Panthers as well.
[53:48] Speaker 4: And Sea Eagles and the Eels. I'm going to see
[53:53] Speaker 4: Long Live.
[53:55] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going Seeagles as well. I'll be commentating that
[53:57] Speaker 2: game from the sideline. Four pints pucks Eagles. That's the
[54:02] Speaker 2: King returns. I don't do tuxt in her every week.
[54:06] Speaker 2: Maybe I'll wear something for Fozzy Bear. Maybe I wear
[54:08] Speaker 2: a big bear outfit Fozzy Bear, I love that.
[54:12] Speaker 1: Maybe dresses make like like dresses are king like.
[54:16] Speaker 4: Turn up there with anyway and the Mighty Tidies. We
[54:21] Speaker 4: get two points.
[54:24] Speaker 2: Together and full Titans would just sit on the side
[54:27] Speaker 2: of love that. I'll say, yeah, yes you do. I
[54:34] Speaker 2: do have the ticket Man outfits.
[54:36] Speaker 1: Still, what about if we spray tint the paint ticket
[54:39] Speaker 1: Man the ticket Man suit in the colors of Captain Charger.
[54:44] Speaker 2: Because ticket Man is his own entity. Mary, you can't
[54:47] Speaker 2: just come that was a legacy that I will, that
[54:49] Speaker 2: that I created, that will never be recreated. Peop will
[54:51] Speaker 2: still stop me. They go is that ticket Man really question?
[54:55] Speaker 1: Ticket Man? Is ticket Man going to be called to
[54:57] Speaker 1: court and put in the dock to the girl and
[55:01] Speaker 1: Jackie o'court if they uncover some of the text messages
[55:04] Speaker 1: between ticket Man and then in the early hours, I was.
[55:07] Speaker 3: Just texting Kylie. So they can't find ticket Man. Apparently
[55:10] Speaker 3: apparently it's somewhere and he's a bush in Engandine. Apparently
[55:13] Speaker 3: he's on the glass barb.
[55:15] Speaker 4: What's a glass bubby?
[55:16] Speaker 2: It is a ice pipe shut, I believe. Apparently that's
[55:19] Speaker 2: what that's what Dad was telling me. But for people
[55:22] Speaker 2: that don't actually know what ticket Man is, I mean,
[55:24] Speaker 2: I imagine everyone sort of does who listens to us
[55:25] Speaker 2: now just spoke about it fair bit. I had the
[55:28] Speaker 2: They used to just tell me to go. I'd go
[55:30] Speaker 2: to a location, run through a field, and radio listeners
[55:34] Speaker 2: who were the first person to tackle me would win
[55:35] Speaker 2: tickets to a certain thing.
[55:38] Speaker 4: They can be insured.
[55:41] Speaker 1: Life insurance.
[55:41] Speaker 2: But I was an athlete. There was no way I
[55:43] Speaker 2: was getting hurt. I was bumping people off, kids, women, children,
[55:47] Speaker 2: and then but the worst the character of ticket Man
[55:50] Speaker 2: that I sort of come up with was like he
[55:52] Speaker 2: was just a mad benderer and he was always on
[55:55] Speaker 2: like he's like show up and he just wanted to
[55:57] Speaker 2: run through a park because he was always like high
[55:59] Speaker 2: on ice. And then and then like he was just
[56:03] Speaker 2: always a real degenerate. And then they actually calm in
[56:05] Speaker 2: the office one day and they said, look, I don't know,
[56:08] Speaker 2: given that it's probably school hours and kids sort of
[56:11] Speaker 2: turn up and they want to get pictures with ticket man,
[56:13] Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a good look for you
[56:14] Speaker 2: to paint him as this really horrible drug addict. Probably true,
[56:18] Speaker 2: very good, I said, sacked me.
[56:20] Speaker 1: Then yeah, Backmills sacked me. Anyway, That's why.
[56:25] Speaker 2: Is my nose crooked? Yeah? I broke it to have
[56:29] Speaker 2: you only just noticed so good.
[56:30] Speaker 4: Just there in the light. Yeah, yeah, time I've ever
[56:33] Speaker 4: noticed that.
[56:33] Speaker 2: That's why I like, this is the last time I'll
[56:35] Speaker 2: come up here. Makes my nose look so bad, fucked,
[56:40] Speaker 2: it is so bad. Every time I look at my
[56:42] Speaker 2: I've been trying to keep the camera off for me
[56:43] Speaker 2: because I look like an absolute alien, look like something
[56:45] Speaker 2: out of the hills. Have eyes.
[56:46] Speaker 4: No, well, you know what, when I first met Matt,
[56:48] Speaker 4: I used to love his nose, but then something happened
[56:52] Speaker 4: to it.
[56:54] Speaker 1: Curtis Scott's beautiful speed.
[56:56] Speaker 2: Curtis Scott broke mine and it's my damn him out
[57:00] Speaker 2: to scowed bare knuckle fighter. But yeah, it's never been.
[57:06] Speaker 4: I don't worry about just as straightening.
[57:08] Speaker 1: The big bet nose is just part of your character.
[57:11] Speaker 2: That's why. That's why people say look like Kurt Gidley
[57:13] Speaker 2: because and people always comment stuff lately saying I look
[57:16] Speaker 2: like Billy Slater because we all have the same like
[57:19] Speaker 2: crooked nose.
[57:20] Speaker 4: That's why people say it have the same name as Billy.
[57:22] Speaker 2: Yeah, William.
[57:26] Speaker 4: I also used to like Matt's ears when we first
[57:29] Speaker 4: started going out. I used to lick them. And who
[57:33] Speaker 4: are I used to lick his ears after swimming?
[57:37] Speaker 1: Would she just lick them? Finger? Looking far?
[57:41] Speaker 2: Look, you know what's positive about you know what's a
[57:43] Speaker 2: good lesson for this podcast? You guys came in fighting.
[57:50] Speaker 2: Now you're talking about love.
[57:53] Speaker 4: I still hate him, and I hope he sleeps on
[57:55] Speaker 4: the loud not in the bed.
[57:57] Speaker 1: I sleep on top of you tonight.
[57:59] Speaker 5: And I will first and I will watch as a
[58:02] Speaker 5: young son should come in and learn off his father.
[58:05] Speaker 2: Gabriel. I will watch you make love to my mother.
[58:08] Speaker 4: Oh my god.
[58:08] Speaker 2: I will take notes. I will film and take it
[58:11] Speaker 2: to our coaching clinic and teach the rest of our children.
[58:15] Speaker 1: We'll use this motivation this week in the grand Father
[58:17] Speaker 1: qualifier for our G ball guys.
[58:20] Speaker 5: They will see father thrusting on top of you, and
[58:24] Speaker 5: they will learn the same way that now it's not oh.
[58:27] Speaker 1: My god, I have the oranges, a halftime and.
[58:32] Speaker 4: My daddy and I leaving.
[58:33] Speaker 2: Okay, that was a fine one. I had fun.

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