# SCHLAG UND FERTIG A podcast by Fabian Köster, Jonas Hector. Buffon-Albtraum trifft Söder-Schreck. Fabian Köster und Jonas Hector leben beide in Köln. In ihrem Podcast "Schlag und fertig" suchen sie nach weiteren Gemeinsamkeiten. Der ehemalige Fußball-Nationalspieler (43 Länderspiele) und der Comedian (heute-show) plaudern jede Woche aus dem Nähkästchen. Während die deutsche Politikelite die Schlagfertigkeit von Fabian Köster fürchtet, ist Jonas Hector froh, dass er erst einmal "fertig" ist. Pünktlich an seinem 33. Geburtstag, hat er seine Fußballkarriere beendet. Dieser Podcast begleitet ihn nicht nur auf der Suche nach neuen Aufgaben in seinem Leben - es ist auch die erste nach 13 Jahren beim 1. FC Köln. Dabei können sich die HörerInnen unter anderem auf exklusive Insider-Infos aus dem Bundestag und alte Fußball-Kamellen freuen. Ein bisschen Politik, ein bisschen Sport – und alles, was dazwischen liegt. Feed: https://schlag-und-fertig.podigee.io/feed/mp3 ## Latest episodes - [#163 OSTFRIESENSPIEß](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/1d5f87cde9fd) (2026-10-21, 44 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2617964-m-c51a917578ea521b2c17e2d29290c220.mp3?source=feed - [#162 GALLIMARKT](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/7faf846caba4) (2026-10-14, 43 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2612854-m-9f81a6dbc231e76e31ccee7309adc3f6.mp3?source=feed - [#161 4 VON 10](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/051c94473590) (2026-10-07, 44 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2606594-m-a9c06c989a7ca13628c493802897cdc5.mp3?source=feed - [#160 FÜRSTENGEMERZEL](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/64acc9598287) (2026-09-30, 44 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2600818-m-f3ade9fef984a6c539358f8c4bdd5f25.mp3?source=feed - [#159 TREIBT’S NICHT ZU WILD](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/5eabb6a34425) (2026-09-23, 42 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2595025-m-c41c6a669675f66187288a913f8e725d.mp3?source=feed - [#158 HARRY SPOTTER](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/dfd72034611b) (2026-09-16, 44 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2589602-m-0f4468036537e545b973cd62afbf1e59.mp3?source=feed - [#157 SAARLAND-ANHALT](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/da00bd74c598) (2026-09-09, 48 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2579778-m-a1fae11ce693b301cdae3b7812431b95.mp3?source=feed - [#156 60 SCHRITTCHEN](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/b51be2b93c8a) (2026-09-02, 44 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2574209-m-58bef2649c35763c7bf87f8249f2bd7e.mp3?source=feed - [#155 PRINZIPIENDEUTSCH](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/93928c728604) (2026-08-26, 48 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2572835-m-749a9efe9ab076322082d18c2eb0403e.mp3?source=feed - [# 154 NEUGIERIG UND DEPRIMIERT](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/83b05222c346) (2026-08-19, 45 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2568142-m-8db09e95fae4d3d2f8761f1447a6f161.mp3?source=feed - [#153 JENSA, BLEIB STARK](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/ef24077b83bf) (2026-08-12, 44 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2563401-m-a8bb8785bbe33ca5153ac70198aca7b3.mp3?source=feed - [#152 SO SATIRISCH WAR DAS NICHT](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/5384f4362804) (2026-08-05, 44 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2553718-m-2d2d2bf13e2d756b9ff63f8863963e5f.mp3?source=feed - [#151 FISCHMARKT & FÜHRUNGSKRISE](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/5212816975c3) (2026-07-29, 44 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2552060-m-627ca0b20077f6665857dacc3d33a197.mp3?source=feed - [#150 ENDLICH](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/36ee420af66e) (2026-07-22, 47 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2545488-m-4a94bffac33d269975ae32cdb8e63f67.mp3?source=feed - [#149 TOUR DE TUCHEL](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/dc4ea9b1ba01) (2026-07-15, 60 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2538738-m-1991ad888263994cbce7c0ea725944b3.mp3?source=feed - [#148 SPEECHLESS](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1708932829/855766ef5319) (2026-07-08, 43 min): audio https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/2529033-m-d38581264b63a93766034efa0161aa89.mp3?source=feed - [#147 HYDRATION BREAK feat. 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