# Cooking While Stoned & Zooted w/ Roy Choi

An episode of [Bombing with Eric Andre](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1700594299), 31 Jan 2024, 40 min.

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Eric and chef extraordinaire/pal Roy Choi talk about setting kitchens on fire accidentally and walking in on people having sex in a restaurant after hours. Never a dull moment when you are a professional chef. Eric talks about lying his way through a restaurant gig and immediately being fired after 3 days. Roy shares his tales of cooking stoned, his time of cooking in Japan, an infamous bombing moment with an Iron Chef, getting ripped by The New York Times, and asking the age old question: how does a tire mascot dictate "good food?" And last but not least, how witnessing people peeing into the tomato sauce will make you think twice about ordering pizza. BUY MY NEW BOOK Dumb Ideas TODAY! Rate and Review Bombing with Eric Andre here Do you like listening to Bombing and want extended conversations with more bombing stories every week? Then check out Big Money Players Diamond, a new subscription available exclusively on Apple Podcasts, where you can get exclusive material from all my interviews for the show, plus 100% ad-free episodes every week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: What up, y'all.
[0:01] Speaker 2: It's me Eric, and we are back with another edition
[0:04] Speaker 2: of Bombing, where I talk with friends, comedians, musicians and
[0:07] Speaker 2: chefs about their worst moments on stage and also their
[0:10] Speaker 2: worst moments in the kitchen. Today we have an esteam
[0:12] Speaker 2: chef on the pod, Roy Choi, the prolific restaurant tour
[0:15] Speaker 2: and one of the pioneers of the food truck movement
[0:17] Speaker 2: with the revolutionary Cogi food truck in La serving up
[0:20] Speaker 2: Korean taco deliciousness. He's a dear friend of mine and
[0:23] Speaker 2: he shares his Bombing moments in the kitchen and trying
[0:25] Speaker 2: to cook while blazed out of his mind. As always,
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[0:38] Speaker 2: Let's get into it.
[0:42] Speaker 1: Bombing.
[0:46] Speaker 2: Bombing with Eric Andre called Bombing. I just want to
[0:50] Speaker 2: know the trials and tribulations of Roy Choi. I want
[0:55] Speaker 2: to know the worst gig you ever had, the worst
[0:58] Speaker 2: restaurant review you ever had, the worst meal you ever made,
[1:02] Speaker 2: the worst gig you ever had. I want to know
[1:05] Speaker 2: just like the word. I mean, you've you've lived in
[1:09] Speaker 2: and worked in some gnarly kitchens. I'm assuming with some
[1:12] Speaker 2: gnarly motherfuckers. Yeah, and you came up under some gnarly motherfuckers,
[1:17] Speaker 2: some hot heads and shit.
[1:18] Speaker 3: So yeah, for sure I came up. I came up
[1:21] Speaker 3: before PC and before like you know, I'm from the nineties, So.
[1:27] Speaker 2: We were saying racist shit to you in the kitchen.
[1:28] Speaker 3: Oh yeah, racist time. Yeah, you know, Like I mean,
[1:31] Speaker 3: I held my own, you know, luckily, luckily enough, I
[1:34] Speaker 3: had a background to be able to hold my own.
[1:35] Speaker 3: But if if I didn't hold my own, yeah, I mean,
[1:38] Speaker 3: it's not just racist shit. It's sexist shit. It's racist shit,
[1:41] Speaker 3: is aggressive, competitive, toxic, toxic environments. But there's also like
[1:46] Speaker 3: a good side to it. There's a chill side. It's
[1:48] Speaker 3: like it's like any industry. You look at football in
[1:51] Speaker 3: the seventies, porn in the eighties, you know, cooking in
[1:55] Speaker 3: the nineties. You know, like it's like it's give and take. Yeah,
[1:58] Speaker 3: you know, it's what we it's what we got because
[2:00] Speaker 3: we don't have that much information now, there's too much
[2:02] Speaker 3: information that everything is like you're walking on needles. But
[2:05] Speaker 3: back then, outrage people are just going for it. Back then,
[2:09] Speaker 3: you're just going for it, Like I'm not I'm not condoning.
[2:12] Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like no one knew any fucking better, right,
[2:14] Speaker 3: you know, So it's just what's coming up? You know,
[2:17] Speaker 3: there's I kind of missed that, Like I don't know
[2:19] Speaker 3: if the right worst transparency, but just that that like
[2:21] Speaker 3: that that primalism of just like saying, whatever the fuck
[2:25] Speaker 3: was on your.
[2:25] Speaker 2: Mind, right, no filter, no filter, raw, no vasoline. Yes,
[2:30] Speaker 2: we had songs. We had songs that had no filter. Wait,
[2:35] Speaker 2: so what was like the worst gig? Like, what did
[2:37] Speaker 2: you before you had you know, your own restaurants, where
[2:40] Speaker 2: were you where'd you cut your teeth or what was
[2:42] Speaker 2: like the worst gigs you had?
[2:44] Speaker 3: I mean I cut my teeth in New York. I
[2:46] Speaker 3: went to culinary school out there. I cooked in New
[2:49] Speaker 3: York restaurants in nineties. In the nineties.
[2:52] Speaker 2: Yeah, well year you remember, like ninety.
[2:54] Speaker 3: Six, ninety seven, ninety eight.
[2:57] Speaker 2: So this is back in the day when I remember
[2:59] Speaker 2: when with Bobby Flan Michael Woltajia one time, Tony Hawk
[3:02] Speaker 2: and by it Mede to the dinner and Voltajia told
[3:04] Speaker 2: me that like he goes literally, chefs would have cookbooks
[3:08] Speaker 2: that looked like they were like written by an old
[3:10] Speaker 2: Italian grandmother. There was no internet. I mean there was
[3:14] Speaker 2: like the earliest stages of the Internet, but like there
[3:16] Speaker 2: was actually like the secret recipe because you couldn't just
[3:20] Speaker 2: like go online and watch fifty five thousand YouTube videos
[3:23] Speaker 2: about every single recipe. You really had to like work
[3:26] Speaker 2: under some psycho chef and really get in their good
[3:29] Speaker 2: graces and figure out the each one of these recipes.
[3:32] Speaker 2: Like it was like it was medieval compared to now,
[3:35] Speaker 2: which you have all this information at your fingertips.
[3:38] Speaker 3: It's very medieval. I guess it could be the same
[3:40] Speaker 3: as like stand up comedy in a sense where you
[3:42] Speaker 3: had to go out on the road and stay in
[3:44] Speaker 3: motels and like pay your dues and all that. You know,
[3:47] Speaker 3: the whole thing of paying dues like in our generations,
[3:50] Speaker 3: like it's real stuff because there was no internet, and
[3:53] Speaker 3: so yeah, you had Like right now, people think working
[3:57] Speaker 3: at a job for like or doing something for one
[4:00] Speaker 3: year is a long time, you know, I mean that's
[4:02] Speaker 3: almost too long for people like they want instant success.
[4:05] Speaker 3: Back then, you like it was understood that you would
[4:08] Speaker 3: work for seven years under someone in obscurity, you know,
[4:11] Speaker 3: and just learning and absorbing. It was very like Kung Fu.
[4:15] Speaker 2: You know, he's like you're putting your hands in like
[4:18] Speaker 2: broken fire.
[4:20] Speaker 3: It was very Yeah, it was very Saturday morning Kung
[4:23] Speaker 3: Fu movie, like going to the back top of the
[4:26] Speaker 3: bamboo forest. And yeah, balancing and hitting tree trunks, you know,
[4:32] Speaker 3: that's that's what it was, and that's the only way
[4:35] Speaker 3: you could learn. And and then yes there were books,
[4:37] Speaker 3: but these books were written like decades ago, and and
[4:42] Speaker 3: they were all European, right, and so yeah, if you
[4:45] Speaker 3: ever needed like something or vinaigrette or anything like just something,
[4:49] Speaker 3: if you're like kind of freestyling, you would have to
[4:53] Speaker 3: go back to the office, look up the book and
[4:54] Speaker 3: kind of like it was a very dewey decimal system.
[5:01] Speaker 2: Well did you see people get rocked ever in kitchens
[5:04] Speaker 2: like fucking spilled hot boiling water in themselves or just
[5:06] Speaker 2: burn themselves with hot.
[5:09] Speaker 3: I've hot mops. No, I've seen it. I was the
[5:12] Speaker 3: one that was spilling stuff and causing fires. And because
[5:17] Speaker 3: I got into cooking late and then I had I
[5:19] Speaker 3: had a I don't have real like horror stories. But
[5:21] Speaker 3: the one thing I did have in that time of
[5:23] Speaker 3: my life in the late nineties, was I had this
[5:26] Speaker 3: unique intersection ability where I would always walk in on
[5:30] Speaker 3: people having sex in the kitchen. Yeah, I don't know
[5:36] Speaker 3: if you have. I mean, it's just something that's followed
[5:38] Speaker 3: me on. I've been walked in on like five times
[5:41] Speaker 3: in my life. And then I just there was just
[5:43] Speaker 3: this period of time in the nineties where I would
[5:45] Speaker 3: always either be walked in on or I'd walk in
[5:47] Speaker 3: on something and it would just be like I would
[5:49] Speaker 3: be completely were just going down to get like flour,
[5:53] Speaker 3: you know, or bread curubs.
[5:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, just too like cooks.
[5:59] Speaker 3: Were so happening all the time in New York. It
[6:02] Speaker 3: was happening all the time.
[6:02] Speaker 2: People just drunk, coked up, or just like the pressure
[6:06] Speaker 2: of work just led to these primal urges.
[6:08] Speaker 3: It's the pressure.
[6:09] Speaker 2: It's like sleep deprivation.
[6:11] Speaker 3: It's just it was like just what it was back then.
[6:14] Speaker 1: You know.
[6:14] Speaker 3: And then in New York, the kitchens have levels, right,
[6:18] Speaker 3: so in your mind you think that there are these
[6:21] Speaker 3: like hidden chambers. So there's the kitchen level, and then
[6:23] Speaker 3: there's like a storage level, there's the office on the
[6:26] Speaker 3: third floor, and then there's the basement. You know how
[6:28] Speaker 3: New York streets are, and so it was always in
[6:31] Speaker 3: the kegs are in the bottom, the fifty pound sacks
[6:34] Speaker 3: of flour, and those are perfect spots to get it,
[6:38] Speaker 3: get it on. But it was like, but the weird
[6:41] Speaker 3: thing is fucking fucking down by the flower man, because
[6:45] Speaker 3: there's six stacks of flower, fifty pound sacks of flour bins.
[6:49] Speaker 3: So you could do it either way. You could do
[6:51] Speaker 3: a doggy style, you could be on bottom, it doesn't matter.
[6:56] Speaker 3: You could lay down, you could do missionary whatever you want.
[6:59] Speaker 3: Keg kegs you have handles to hold on to, you know.
[7:03] Speaker 3: So it's just it was happening all the time, and
[7:05] Speaker 3: it was just like quick ship, you know, like a yeah,
[7:09] Speaker 3: I don't know why I know all that stuff.
[7:11] Speaker 2: Well I know it.
[7:12] Speaker 3: I know why, Yeah, I know it because I was
[7:15] Speaker 3: here walking in on it.
[7:17] Speaker 1: Man.
[7:18] Speaker 3: Unfortunately I wasn't the one being walked in on in
[7:20] Speaker 3: those situations, but I was the one always walked I
[7:23] Speaker 3: was always like this dumb mister Magoo, like walking in
[7:26] Speaker 3: with like an empty hotel pan trying to pick up
[7:28] Speaker 3: panko flower. And then yeah, so that's the type of
[7:32] Speaker 3: stuff that was happening to me, but I was in
[7:35] Speaker 3: New York. Rats, how I didn't see that many rats.
[7:38] Speaker 3: I worked in really good restaurants, so I didn't really
[7:40] Speaker 3: see that many rats in New York. I would see.
[7:42] Speaker 3: I was living actually up just below Spanish Harlem, up
[7:46] Speaker 3: in like east Upper East Side, so i'd see something
[7:50] Speaker 3: like on the way home to work, but or on
[7:52] Speaker 3: the subway but not at work. But like the bombing
[7:54] Speaker 3: stuff for in the kitchens in New York was me
[7:58] Speaker 3: I was. I got into professional cooking a little bit later,
[8:01] Speaker 3: like in my later twenties, so I was like trying
[8:03] Speaker 3: to make up for lost time. So I kinda I
[8:06] Speaker 3: kind of went for kitchens I wasn't ready for yet,
[8:10] Speaker 3: you know. So I tried to, like, you be like
[8:12] Speaker 3: you're getting on stages you're not you're not even prepared for,
[8:15] Speaker 3: you know, like you haven't even put in the work yet, right,
[8:17] Speaker 3: And so I get in there and I was just
[8:19] Speaker 3: with all these like assassins and pros, and I was
[8:21] Speaker 3: just trying to keep up. And then I have this
[8:24] Speaker 3: really crazy problem when I get nervous, it doesn't happen
[8:27] Speaker 3: as much anymore because I'm not that as much as
[8:29] Speaker 3: nervous anymore. But when I was younger, I was really
[8:30] Speaker 3: nervous and shy. Yeah, I fucking bleed from the nose. No,
[8:35] Speaker 3: like fucking like you could have a fire hydrant.
[8:37] Speaker 2: Really.
[8:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, So you.
[8:38] Speaker 2: Get so nervous that your nose.
[8:41] Speaker 3: Yeah. So yeah, And I think maybe part of well,
[8:45] Speaker 3: part of it is definitely like my anxiety and my
[8:47] Speaker 3: my shyness, but part of it is I was like
[8:49] Speaker 3: born with like a cleft, so my whole like nose
[8:51] Speaker 3: palette and bone bone is a little bit different. Yeah,
[8:54] Speaker 3: my whole nasal passages and everything is really weird. So
[8:58] Speaker 3: all that, and then so I'd be in the middle
[8:59] Speaker 3: of service and then my nose would start bleeding it,
[9:02] Speaker 3: and so I'd stuff one up and then I stuffed
[9:06] Speaker 3: the other up, and then and then one night I
[9:09] Speaker 3: was pulling a chicken stock off the thing and it
[9:12] Speaker 3: started the fat fell off the top, and then it
[9:16] Speaker 3: like the fire just took over the whole island. And
[9:19] Speaker 3: then once it took over the whole island, and my
[9:21] Speaker 3: nose wouldn't stop bleeding, so it looked like two big
[9:24] Speaker 3: like maxipads in my in my nostrils. And then they
[9:28] Speaker 3: had to stop service. For a second and clean up,
[9:29] Speaker 3: and then the chef just looks at me. It's just
[9:32] Speaker 3: shaking his head. But it was, like, I it was
[9:34] Speaker 3: a pretty comedic moment because he's looking at me. There's
[9:37] Speaker 3: this huge fire. They have to stop service. Everyone's pissed off.
[9:41] Speaker 3: But how can you get mad at me? I'm like
[9:43] Speaker 3: a little I'm like the little kid and stand by me,
[9:45] Speaker 3: you know, like, I'm just like you. I'm trying so hard.
[9:49] Speaker 1: You really mean to do well.
[9:51] Speaker 3: I really met to do well, and I'm sitting there
[9:53] Speaker 3: with two bloody noses and yeah, so they just like
[9:57] Speaker 3: everyone jumped in to help me out. That's a great
[9:58] Speaker 3: thing about kitchens is you know, like when they know
[10:01] Speaker 3: you're trying, they'll jump in and help you out.
[10:03] Speaker 2: So it's not all like the worst parts. It's not
[10:06] Speaker 2: all people trying to cut each other's heads.
[10:08] Speaker 3: Often it's not that. But it is a lot of competitiveness.
[10:11] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[10:11] Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there are horses, you know, like I
[10:14] Speaker 3: didn't really experience them too much, but there are a
[10:16] Speaker 3: lot of horstores where people bump in you with hot shit,
[10:19] Speaker 3: you know that, Yeah, or leave a knife out, you know,
[10:22] Speaker 3: leave a knife out that points outward or but those
[10:27] Speaker 3: are those are bad kitchen. Just like in anything in life,
[10:29] Speaker 3: there are bad people in bad situations and people with
[10:32] Speaker 3: malicious intent. In most cases, people are just trying to
[10:36] Speaker 3: like see what you're made of. I would say the
[10:39] Speaker 3: good is better than that. But that doesn't mean like
[10:41] Speaker 3: they're like nice. It means like they're just pushing you, see,
[10:44] Speaker 3: like can you keep up?
[10:45] Speaker 2: They're testing your metal?
[10:46] Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[10:47] Speaker 2: I worked in a kitchen for three days. I waited tables. Okay,
[10:51] Speaker 2: there's a restaurant called Burritoville in the West Village. This
[10:55] Speaker 2: is probably twenty years ago. I just graduated college, I
[10:57] Speaker 2: want to say, early two thousands, and I was the
[11:00] Speaker 2: worst server in the history of restaurants. I burned myself
[11:04] Speaker 2: every five seconds. I forgot you got to tell the
[11:07] Speaker 2: customer when the plate is hot, be careful. And it
[11:10] Speaker 2: was like very rowdy, loud gay guys in the in
[11:14] Speaker 2: the neighborhood at the time, So like I would like
[11:16] Speaker 2: put a plate down and be scalding hot, and the
[11:19] Speaker 2: guy would go to touch the plate. I forgot to
[11:21] Speaker 2: tell nothing.
[11:21] Speaker 4: I'd be like, it's fucking hot, and I'm like, oh shit,
[11:28] Speaker 4: I'm supposed to tell you that and I lied on
[11:31] Speaker 4: my job interview and I told the guy I was
[11:32] Speaker 4: waiting tables since I was fourteen years old for my parents,
[11:35] Speaker 4: never worked in a restaurant once.
[11:39] Speaker 2: Or I was fucking horrible dropping plates. I would like
[11:43] Speaker 2: scoop when the when the customer would be like, can
[11:45] Speaker 2: I take this home and to go back, I would
[11:47] Speaker 2: just scoop it out with my hands, and the waiter
[11:49] Speaker 2: the other waiters were like, dude, don't if you're going
[11:51] Speaker 2: to do that, don't let the customers see you doing that.
[11:53] Speaker 2: And I was like, shit, and I want the best
[11:55] Speaker 2: chefs in the world use their hands. And the person
[11:58] Speaker 2: training me was like, you're not the best chef in
[12:00] Speaker 2: the world. You're horrible.
[12:03] Speaker 3: You're horrible. Like we don't serve like hot plates anymore
[12:07] Speaker 3: like that. It sounds like a restaurant that would serve
[12:09] Speaker 3: like like a plate that was like yeah, yeah, yeah.
[12:13] Speaker 3: Other than Peter Lueger is no one that really doesn't.
[12:16] Speaker 2: Sometimes you get the sizzling fahiita play like a chili
[12:19] Speaker 2: this kind of thing. But that's that's telling you it's
[12:22] Speaker 2: fucking cooking. But my friend Derek Beckle's I hope it
[12:25] Speaker 2: doesn't mind me tell you a story he worked at
[12:28] Speaker 2: a restaurant in Manhattan. I gotta ask him which restaurant
[12:31] Speaker 2: this is not to put it on blast, just out
[12:33] Speaker 2: of curiosity. He was like, this was not like a
[12:36] Speaker 2: cheap restaurant. He goes, this was a fancy this is
[12:39] Speaker 2: a fans I don't know if it was Michilon Star,
[12:41] Speaker 2: but like whatever, but like it was, you know, fine dining,
[12:44] Speaker 2: white tablecloth chip and he tells the story. I wish
[12:48] Speaker 2: he was here to tell it.
[12:49] Speaker 1: He tells it better than me.
[12:50] Speaker 2: But there was a tomato soup tomato bisk or something
[12:55] Speaker 2: they were serving and everybody's wolfing it down. It's like
[12:59] Speaker 2: the special soup of the day. So soup dezure fucking people.
[13:02] Speaker 2: Everybody wolfing it down. People ask for seconds and ship
[13:05] Speaker 2: and then he goes back into the kitchen and he's like,
[13:08] Speaker 2: I got more soup. I need more soup. I got
[13:10] Speaker 2: more sup orders And the chef was like no, no, no,
[13:13] Speaker 2: and he's like what And he said, like the cauldron
[13:16] Speaker 2: of soup was like dumped out and going down the
[13:18] Speaker 2: drain or something, and there was like a gigantic, dead
[13:22] Speaker 2: bloated rat at the bottom. So he said, like people
[13:26] Speaker 2: were wolfing it down because I had this like gamy
[13:29] Speaker 2: rat Brian. I was giving it like the perfect flavor.
[13:36] Speaker 3: It makes me think of this time in high school
[13:38] Speaker 3: where I knew a bunch of kids that were working
[13:40] Speaker 3: at a pizza spot. Again, I just had this thing
[13:44] Speaker 3: in life where I walk in on ship. Yeah, back
[13:47] Speaker 3: then I walk in and they're all peeing in the
[13:50] Speaker 3: fucking tomato sauce.
[13:52] Speaker 2: What why?
[13:53] Speaker 3: Because they're fucking sixteen years old.
[13:58] Speaker 2: That's a crime against humanity. People were eating.
[14:02] Speaker 3: Yes, come on, Jesus Christ, it must be something with tomatoes,
[14:09] Speaker 3: and because I think they were busier never than that.
[14:15] Speaker 1: Yea with Aericdrey. With Aericdre.
[14:31] Speaker 2: What's the worst like restaurant review you ever had? Have
[14:33] Speaker 2: you gotten like ripped by? I don't read reviews. I
[14:36] Speaker 2: tell my publicist, like, unless it's good, don't send it
[14:39] Speaker 2: to me. I don't care.
[14:40] Speaker 3: Like I you know, I did get ripped apart by
[14:44] Speaker 3: The New York Times.
[14:45] Speaker 1: I got ripped there.
[14:46] Speaker 3: By Pete Wells. The He's like he's like the theater critic,
[14:51] Speaker 3: you know, like like food, you know, like the type
[14:54] Speaker 3: of thing where people are waiting on pins and needles
[14:57] Speaker 3: for his his his review and then it's a make
[15:01] Speaker 3: or break situation, you know. But we opened the well luckily,
[15:06] Speaker 3: Like career wise, I wasn't at a point where I
[15:08] Speaker 3: really gave a fuck about it, but the project we
[15:10] Speaker 3: were working on mattered, you know. And I don't know
[15:12] Speaker 3: if you know about this project called Local I did
[15:14] Speaker 3: out in Watts and Oakland. But you know, it was
[15:17] Speaker 3: a project for you know, for the people I grew
[15:20] Speaker 3: up with, you know, like it was like going back
[15:22] Speaker 3: to the neighborhood building a restaurant, employing everyone, you know,
[15:26] Speaker 3: providing Wi Fi internet jobs, nutrition training, and we were
[15:31] Speaker 3: just building, like trying to build a great restaurant in
[15:34] Speaker 3: the hood, you know what I'm saying. And so we
[15:36] Speaker 3: started Watts, Oakland, you know, we went to San Jose,
[15:39] Speaker 3: San Francisco, all that, and uh, he came in. It
[15:42] Speaker 3: just ripped us apart.
[15:43] Speaker 1: Man.
[15:44] Speaker 2: Just wait, so there's stuffy white New York Times. Because
[15:48] Speaker 2: I'm uming.
[15:50] Speaker 3: They're they're they're there. They were disguises. So I don't
[15:54] Speaker 3: know what.
[15:57] Speaker 2: Food reviewers were disguises when they come in. They do
[16:00] Speaker 2: they do because they want to be incognita. They want
[16:03] Speaker 2: to be treated as if they're They don't want special treatment,
[16:06] Speaker 2: so they know what the real deal is.
[16:07] Speaker 3: Yeah, that industry now is kind of fleeting because of
[16:11] Speaker 3: the way the world is and the way the internet is. Right,
[16:13] Speaker 3: but when they were at when they were at in their.
[16:16] Speaker 2: Prime, you know, there's only like five of those people.
[16:19] Speaker 3: Fake reservations, burner phones, whoa you know, disguises like horrible
[16:25] Speaker 3: disguise like this.
[16:25] Speaker 5: Guys you would wear disguises like you would wear yeah,
[16:30] Speaker 5: like mar fucking sabotage, beastie boys ship and they would
[16:35] Speaker 5: go in restaurants like that.
[16:38] Speaker 2: So that that guy missed the point of that project.
[16:43] Speaker 2: That project you were trying to bring. You trying to
[16:46] Speaker 2: uplift marginalized communities and bring vitality to the hood. Just
[16:51] Speaker 2: bring bring culture, Yeah, bring jobs, create jobs. So that
[16:55] Speaker 2: guy like that's like a completely missing the point.
[16:58] Speaker 3: The thing is we were too high profile chefs opening
[17:01] Speaker 3: a restaurant in watts There was a lot of attention.
[17:06] Speaker 3: You know, everyone was writing about this opening, and so
[17:09] Speaker 3: you know it was a big deal for them to
[17:11] Speaker 3: actually cover it. And and you know Pete he's a
[17:16] Speaker 3: tremendous writer. He's like, you know, he's the writer of
[17:18] Speaker 3: the New York Times. But he has a shtick where
[17:21] Speaker 3: he goes to a restaurant, like in the beginning of
[17:23] Speaker 3: each year he did Guy Fieri's restaurant he did, he
[17:26] Speaker 3: did a few others where he just fucking leans in
[17:29] Speaker 3: annihilates you. He gets I think. So I don't know,
[17:33] Speaker 3: but I think he does. And and you know we
[17:34] Speaker 3: got I got zero stars. I got zero stars from
[17:36] Speaker 3: the New York Times. So I would say that's bombings.
[17:42] Speaker 3: It has to hurt, right, It hurts, right, It hurts
[17:45] Speaker 3: on every level. Yeah, even though I say it doesn't hurt,
[17:47] Speaker 3: it hurts, you know, because we're not opening. You know,
[17:50] Speaker 3: we're not the ones peeing in the fucking pizza sauce.
[17:52] Speaker 3: You know, we're trying, you know, like we really care
[17:54] Speaker 3: about this thing, and you know, for us to get
[17:57] Speaker 3: a zero, all that work and get it. You know,
[18:01] Speaker 3: even if you know, like your your mission is higher
[18:03] Speaker 3: than that and it's not about the ego, it's still
[18:06] Speaker 3: it still hurts.
[18:07] Speaker 2: Like, you know, has he ever said anything nice? Has
[18:10] Speaker 2: he always been on your has he always been after you?
[18:12] Speaker 3: Do you feel like I didn't even know I was
[18:13] Speaker 3: on his radar, you know until that? Yeah, so New
[18:17] Speaker 3: Yorkers don't really give a shit about us in LA.
[18:19] Speaker 3: They don't even think we exist, you know, so.
[18:24] Speaker 2: Was there like but that's no longer? Is that still
[18:26] Speaker 2: true maybe back in the day? Is that still like that?
[18:28] Speaker 2: Is there still like an East Coast West Coast Biggie
[18:32] Speaker 2: Tupac chef beef.
[18:33] Speaker 3: I don't know if there's a chef, but I do
[18:36] Speaker 3: think that New York's New Yorkers still think that New
[18:39] Speaker 3: York is the center of the world, you know, in
[18:42] Speaker 3: many ways, you know, and uh, but they love to
[18:45] Speaker 3: live in LA.
[18:48] Speaker 2: What about Parisian chefs? Are they even even more cool?
[18:52] Speaker 3: Man? Really? Like French new wave cinema man, the.
[18:55] Speaker 2: New, the new, the new guns. I'm talking about the
[18:58] Speaker 2: old school cats with the chef boy. Are the fucking
[19:01] Speaker 2: hats the roughest hell in the kitchen, But they're cool.
[19:05] Speaker 3: They're cool as being something. Really the French are cool?
[19:08] Speaker 3: Man smoked cigarette.
[19:09] Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not. I'm not talking about all French people.
[19:12] Speaker 2: French chefs were the toughest in the their heart, their
[19:16] Speaker 2: fucking like brickship house fucking I thought they were like
[19:20] Speaker 2: the the teacher in that movie Whiplash, like throwing fucking
[19:23] Speaker 2: drum symbols at your fucking head.
[19:25] Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but that's inside the kitchen outside there.
[19:29] Speaker 2: Outside the chill, so outside, the New York chefs are
[19:33] Speaker 2: not their dicks inside and out of the kitchen.
[19:35] Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it's the chefs. I would say it's
[19:37] Speaker 3: the more the patrons and the diners, you know that,
[19:40] Speaker 3: you know, just like New York and l A in general,
[19:43] Speaker 3: like a lot of times we get overlooked, you know, like, yeah.
[19:47] Speaker 2: I think l A is the capital of I mean,
[19:51] Speaker 2: I'm not an expert, but I thought, like l A
[19:53] Speaker 2: is the capital of Yeah.
[19:54] Speaker 3: Yeah, but but you got to remember our casual attitude
[19:58] Speaker 3: and our lifestyle. A lot of people don't think that
[20:00] Speaker 3: we're trying, or it doesn't get computed that we actually
[20:04] Speaker 3: give a ship sometimes. So what I mean by that
[20:05] Speaker 3: is the Michelin Guide came here years ago. Like I
[20:09] Speaker 3: don't have too much beef with many things in life,
[20:11] Speaker 3: I'm pretty zen, right, but fuck the Michelin Guide, you know,
[20:16] Speaker 3: straight up and then and everyone. I comes from an
[20:22] Speaker 3: era where you fucking you know you remember ship and
[20:26] Speaker 3: you hold the line. I come from that era here.
[20:28] Speaker 2: What does that mean?
[20:29] Speaker 3: Like, you know, like your word means something like you know,
[20:32] Speaker 3: you got people's back you fucking like you represent you know,
[20:36] Speaker 3: like and you and you hold down your ship, you
[20:38] Speaker 3: hold down your hood, you know, like the Michelin guy
[20:41] Speaker 3: came to La and told us that we were uncivilized. Yeah,
[20:45] Speaker 3: and that there was no place in this city that
[20:47] Speaker 3: could have great food to their to their measurements because
[20:52] Speaker 3: it wasn't European based, you know. And you know, because
[20:55] Speaker 3: you could go to a restaurant with shorts on or
[20:57] Speaker 3: whatever the case may be. You know, and this guy's
[21:00] Speaker 3: living in like the eighteen hundreds exactly. And then they
[21:03] Speaker 3: came back years later, seven eight years later and then
[21:06] Speaker 3: reintroduced themselves California, and everyone acted. Everyone just got back
[21:10] Speaker 3: on their dick like they didn't say that shit. And
[21:13] Speaker 3: for me, I just remember, yeah, so.
[21:17] Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
[21:18] Speaker 3: So a lot of people look at us like we
[21:20] Speaker 3: don't we're not trying hard, you know, whereas like in
[21:23] Speaker 3: other other cities, like because it's you know, very European
[21:28] Speaker 3: core base, it looks like it's more intelligent or whatever
[21:31] Speaker 3: the case may be.
[21:32] Speaker 2: Uh, you know, like there's like stuffy blue blood like.
[21:36] Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Miami gets that a lot too. There
[21:38] Speaker 3: can't be great cuisine down in regions where people are
[21:41] Speaker 3: just chilling and having a great time, you know, because
[21:43] Speaker 3: it's so crazy.
[21:44] Speaker 2: I didn't know that La that's so fun. That's all
[21:47] Speaker 2: news to me. That's all news to me because I
[21:49] Speaker 2: thought like LA is the high water mark, and everybody's
[21:53] Speaker 2: trying to catch up to LA.
[21:54] Speaker 3: But I guess it's like this new I would say,
[21:57] Speaker 3: like amongst the amongst the people, yes, you know, but
[22:01] Speaker 3: uh but still amongst the guard that old guard, the
[22:05] Speaker 3: gate t Yeah, the gatekeepers that control media or control
[22:09] Speaker 3: the industry in the sense that get kicked backs from
[22:13] Speaker 3: giving reviews or things like that. I would say, so
[22:15] Speaker 3: it's a corrupt too, there's some corruption there. I bet
[22:19] Speaker 3: fucking the Michelin guy has corrupt ship.
[22:21] Speaker 2: I've done. I've been to some Michelin Star restaurants that
[22:25] Speaker 2: fucking sucked that were like dog food. I went to
[22:29] Speaker 2: one in in Prague and I like left and I
[22:31] Speaker 2: was like that was mediocre. And my sister goes this
[22:33] Speaker 2: place is a Michelin Star, and I was like, dude,
[22:36] Speaker 2: this is I heard that. It's been bullshit from the beginning.
[22:40] Speaker 2: Though it's a tire company, right, isn't a company that
[22:42] Speaker 2: makes tires. It's Michelin. It's the same, it's the same company.
[22:46] Speaker 2: Company is a tire company, because they tell me what
[22:50] Speaker 2: the best fucking fog raws.
[22:53] Speaker 3: Well, the history of it is, they built the guide
[22:55] Speaker 3: because they want people to buy tires. They want people
[22:58] Speaker 3: to travel throughout Europe. Uh instead of taking the eurail
[23:01] Speaker 3: on the train. They wanted people to get in their
[23:03] Speaker 3: cars and travel to these remote regions and you know,
[23:08] Speaker 3: go and you know, go into the deep part of
[23:11] Speaker 3: France or you know, Hungary or Czechoslovakia or Prague or whatever.
[23:16] Speaker 3: And they wanted them to drive these you know places,
[23:20] Speaker 3: and so the guide was there, you know, to tie
[23:22] Speaker 3: it all in.
[23:23] Speaker 2: So it's almost it's almost kind of been a scam
[23:25] Speaker 2: from the beginning. It's almost like they're in their own
[23:28] Speaker 2: self interest. I think that of the younger generations, nobody's
[23:33] Speaker 2: paying attention to that shit. Maybe I mean, I don't know,
[23:35] Speaker 2: but but I think you said, but I didn't know
[23:38] Speaker 2: that La was the underdog, And that's what I'm saying.
[23:40] Speaker 2: And I wanted to I wanted to apologize to your
[23:44] Speaker 2: business partner, who I think hates my guts because when
[23:46] Speaker 2: we ate.
[23:48] Speaker 3: Together, she was like, why are you leaving LA? Do
[23:49] Speaker 3: you remember this? Remember this in Chicago? Yeah?
[23:52] Speaker 2: Can I tell this story and we can lift it
[23:55] Speaker 2: out if you know, because you were just about to
[23:57] Speaker 2: move to New York so we eat in Chicago. I
[24:01] Speaker 2: didn't know your business partners from LA, or I didn't
[24:03] Speaker 2: know LA had such underdog status, and you just spent
[24:07] Speaker 2: your life defending. I so hate where I'm from. So
[24:09] Speaker 2: anybody that loves where I'm from, I'm like, why do
[24:11] Speaker 2: you love where you're from? I fucking hate where I'm
[24:13] Speaker 2: I'm from Bokwerts on Florida. I don't have any nationalism
[24:16] Speaker 2: or for fucking I'm not like swinging the flash singing
[24:19] Speaker 2: the national anthem for where I'm from. So I'm like,
[24:23] Speaker 2: your business goes, why are you leaving in LA? And
[24:28] Speaker 2: I go I've been here fifteen years. I'm kind of
[24:31] Speaker 2: bored with it. I'm either in my car or in
[24:32] Speaker 2: my office or you're there's no spontaneity. I want to
[24:35] Speaker 2: be in New York against I'm walking around, I run
[24:38] Speaker 2: into a friend, I run into a I went into
[24:40] Speaker 2: a restaurant or a little shop I never saw before.
[24:42] Speaker 2: I want that spontaneity to inform my creativity. I missed,
[24:46] Speaker 2: I miss walking, I missed the diversity of the area.
[24:49] Speaker 2: I'm like gushing about New York and I've never met
[24:51] Speaker 2: anybody else that hated me more. During a dinner, the
[24:55] Speaker 2: entire time she was like, uh huh, Like I was like,
[24:58] Speaker 2: it was reminding me of if I said that to
[25:01] Speaker 2: Tupac sug night.
[25:07] Speaker 3: And she was so excited to meet you that.
[25:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, she was just like, did she really think I
[25:12] Speaker 2: was talking about La? She doesn't hate me. I really
[25:15] Speaker 2: felt like she turned. She she was very warm at
[25:18] Speaker 2: the top, and there was a sharp one aid. It
[25:20] Speaker 2: might have been it might have been I might have
[25:22] Speaker 2: been in my own mind, but I was like, shit,
[25:24] Speaker 2: I really shouldn't have some people actually like where they're from.
[25:27] Speaker 2: I should She can talk shit about bookards on Florida.
[25:31] Speaker 3: I'm proud of her, though, because us in LA we
[25:33] Speaker 3: don't like to we don't like, we don't like to
[25:35] Speaker 3: back down, you know, from people talk about our city.
[25:37] Speaker 3: Because people talk about our city all the time, they
[25:39] Speaker 3: make fun of it all the time. People make fun
[25:42] Speaker 3: of Elk because people come to l A. It's usually
[25:46] Speaker 3: people that come to l A and and don't get
[25:48] Speaker 3: everything they wanted. Out of the city, you know, whether
[25:53] Speaker 3: that's for a job, for acting, for creative endeavors, for
[25:57] Speaker 3: entrepreneurial ships, whatever it is. You know, like they'll come
[26:02] Speaker 3: to LA because we're the land of opportunity, and then
[26:05] Speaker 3: they'll come and then they'll they'll leave and say LA
[26:08] Speaker 3: is fucking horrible.
[26:09] Speaker 2: Oh they'll be bitter.
[26:10] Speaker 3: They'll be bitter. So a lot we get a lot
[26:12] Speaker 3: of that. See, I don't think we get a lot
[26:13] Speaker 3: of stereotypes, you know, about who we are. And but
[26:16] Speaker 3: then again, those are things that people think of us
[26:19] Speaker 3: as if like if people only want the Times Square,
[26:22] Speaker 3: you know, and said New York sucks.
[26:23] Speaker 2: Right, exactly, the stereotype of LA is people are like
[26:26] Speaker 2: I went to LA once, I hated it, and I go, well,
[26:29] Speaker 2: what neighborhood did you go to? I went to Beverly
[26:31] Speaker 2: Hills for twenty four hours and there was a bunch
[26:33] Speaker 2: of plastic surgery. I go, that is not the Los
[26:36] Speaker 2: Angeles experience. Los Angeles is a massive city with no nexus,
[26:40] Speaker 2: and every single neighborhood has its own identity. It's a
[26:43] Speaker 2: patchwork of various neighborhoods, each with their own very specific identity.
[26:47] Speaker 2: So you really, you really cannot make a broad generalization
[26:51] Speaker 2: about it. I lived there for fifteen years and I
[26:53] Speaker 2: still am figuring out what it's about, so I would
[26:57] Speaker 2: agree with you on that. However, when I travel the world,
[27:00] Speaker 2: Las held in high esteem, I thought, yeah, we are
[27:03] Speaker 2: in because I'm from Florida, and I'll tell you the
[27:05] Speaker 2: butt of every joke ever. But I relish in that.
[27:09] Speaker 2: So it's funny that you're defensive of LA to me,
[27:11] Speaker 2: because when people make fun of Florida, it just gives
[27:13] Speaker 2: me more and more power. I'm like, yeah, because I
[27:16] Speaker 2: grew up hating it. I grew up in these suburbs
[27:19] Speaker 2: is filled with elderly people on death's door, which is fine,
[27:22] Speaker 2: but it just was like not a place for a
[27:24] Speaker 2: kid or a mixed kid that was like full of
[27:27] Speaker 2: energy and creativity. I resented it. So now everybody hating
[27:32] Speaker 2: on Florida and all these Florida man memes, I finally
[27:35] Speaker 2: feel so validated and vindicated and just I'm like, I
[27:38] Speaker 2: knew it, and I knew I got out as soon
[27:42] Speaker 2: as I turned eighteen. For a reason, I feel like
[27:45] Speaker 2: I relish in people's hatred of mine where I'm from.
[27:49] Speaker 2: Not only do I not defend it, I'm like high
[27:51] Speaker 2: five and motherfucker like, yeah, keep a porn gasoline. Yeah,
[27:55] Speaker 2: on the flames.
[27:56] Speaker 3: Florida is good at being yeah, being the worst of
[27:58] Speaker 3: the worst always, It's great.
[28:00] Speaker 2: I saw a meme it said America is the Florida
[28:05] Speaker 2: of the world. It's like America compared to other countries,
[28:10] Speaker 2: It's the Florida America. America is the world's Florida. That's
[28:14] Speaker 2: what I said. I was like, yes, but I love Miami.
[28:18] Speaker 2: I will say Miami is the exception because I Miami
[28:20] Speaker 2: was rough. I was born in Miami, and it was
[28:23] Speaker 2: very rough for a while, and then it was like
[28:25] Speaker 2: douchey house music for a while, like euro trash, douchey
[28:30] Speaker 2: club like like Mikonos fucked Las Vegas, and it just
[28:34] Speaker 2: made this like it was like that kind of culture
[28:36] Speaker 2: which was like vapid and whack. And then and then
[28:38] Speaker 2: all of a sudden, in the past ten fifteen years,
[28:41] Speaker 2: it's had this like renaissance and it's like all the
[28:45] Speaker 2: things awesome about it got more awesome and louder, and
[28:48] Speaker 2: now it's like one of my favorite cities in America.
[28:50] Speaker 3: Orlando outside of the tour stuff is cool too. Man,
[28:52] Speaker 3: there's a lot of great food in them.
[28:53] Speaker 1: Really.
[28:53] Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you got it.
[28:54] Speaker 2: You got only went to Disney World when I was
[28:56] Speaker 2: a little kid, and I haven't been there since.
[28:57] Speaker 3: I heard Pensacolas though too. It's you know, it's it's rough,
[29:00] Speaker 3: but Pensicola. People out there that can't be Roy Jones, man,
[29:11] Speaker 3: besides Roy Jones, it's go out there.
[29:18] Speaker 2: All right.
[29:24] Speaker 1: With Aridre, with Aerdre.
[29:37] Speaker 2: Have you ever been two waisted at work? Has there
[29:39] Speaker 2: ever been a time where you got fucking trash and
[29:41] Speaker 2: you were like, ship, I did too much?
[29:44] Speaker 3: Yeah, I've tried, you know, I'm I'm a celebrated stoner.
[29:47] Speaker 3: I love being you know, I love getting high.
[29:49] Speaker 2: I don't know.
[29:50] Speaker 3: And uh, I thought it would be cool to cook stones,
[29:53] Speaker 3: but it's not. No, Yeah, it's like I thought it was,
[29:56] Speaker 3: you know, I thought it was like rock and roll,
[30:00] Speaker 3: but haven't. There's too much shit going on and so yeah,
[30:05] Speaker 3: it's just everything fell apart. I can't. And then and
[30:08] Speaker 3: then there are people relying on you.
[30:10] Speaker 2: I mean, did you smoke a blood? Did you do
[30:12] Speaker 2: an edible? Did you smoke a joint? Above? Yeah?
[30:15] Speaker 3: Edible and smoke and just completely stone like fucking the
[30:19] Speaker 3: kid where you kind of got to hold the edge
[30:21] Speaker 3: of the table once in a while. And uh, but
[30:23] Speaker 3: you know, you think everything's cool, but like, you know,
[30:27] Speaker 3: like the difference of like maybe going up on stage
[30:30] Speaker 3: or even doing an act or whatever. Stone or the
[30:33] Speaker 3: thing about a kitchen is there are like thirty people
[30:36] Speaker 3: relying on you, right, you know, and then and then
[30:39] Speaker 3: things are coming at a pace that your mind is
[30:42] Speaker 3: not ready for. And then you're dealing with fire and
[30:45] Speaker 3: knives and and you got to remember shit. You can't
[30:49] Speaker 3: just like freestyle and ramble, So that that didn't go well.
[30:54] Speaker 3: I try. I always try, Like it's almost like a
[30:56] Speaker 3: seasonal thing. I try every year to get on the
[31:00] Speaker 3: line Stone to see if it to see if you
[31:02] Speaker 3: could hack it, see if I could hack it. And
[31:04] Speaker 3: I can't.
[31:08] Speaker 2: Edibles too, Yeah, edibles will knock you into yeah, and
[31:12] Speaker 2: so yeah, don't.
[31:14] Speaker 3: Yeah, I've tried to cook Stone. We at the Kogi
[31:17] Speaker 3: Truck one time made edibles. We made our cakes into
[31:21] Speaker 3: into an edible like trestle like chie cake, but we
[31:24] Speaker 3: didn't know how to measure the butter, so each cake
[31:27] Speaker 3: ended up having probably like an ounce of weed in it.
[31:31] Speaker 3: So we were like we ate it. So the team,
[31:34] Speaker 3: like five of us ate them. This was early Koch,
[31:37] Speaker 3: went out on the street and we couldn't.
[31:39] Speaker 2: We couldn't function.
[31:40] Speaker 3: We couldn't function. We had to leave the truck there
[31:42] Speaker 3: overnight because we couldn't drive it back and we couldn't
[31:45] Speaker 3: count the change. So we would just we just like
[31:47] Speaker 3: a like tricker like Halloween candy. We just dumped all
[31:51] Speaker 3: our change and our dollar bills like on the thing,
[31:53] Speaker 3: and we just told people just take the fucking money
[31:56] Speaker 3: or leave the fucking money, and then we would just
[31:58] Speaker 3: be making food. We didn't even follow the tickets. We
[32:01] Speaker 3: would just be making food. Whatever was in that burrito
[32:04] Speaker 3: was in that burrito. It didn't matter what order. But
[32:07] Speaker 3: that was a great day. Somebody somebody was there in
[32:11] Speaker 3: Venice on that Saturday. Somebody suited. Yeah, like what the
[32:17] Speaker 3: order was doing?
[32:17] Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this in and now man.
[32:20] Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like a Madrid waiter.
[32:23] Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a restaurant in Japan where the servers are
[32:28] Speaker 2: elderly and they have dementia.
[32:30] Speaker 3: Yeah that's awesome.
[32:32] Speaker 2: You just get what you get.
[32:33] Speaker 3: That's a dream restaurant.
[32:34] Speaker 2: Man, that's wild.
[32:35] Speaker 3: I love that ship.
[32:36] Speaker 2: You would you would go.
[32:37] Speaker 3: I would make a restaurant like that. I've tried. I
[32:39] Speaker 3: tried to make a restaurant like that. Kogie was trying,
[32:42] Speaker 3: like you.
[32:42] Speaker 2: Try to hire people with dementia.
[32:43] Speaker 3: No, I've tried to make a restaurant where nobody could
[32:47] Speaker 3: say or knew what they were getting. Oh, he was
[32:50] Speaker 3: that freestyle you just get what you get.
[32:51] Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, it was like it's like it's
[32:55] Speaker 2: like you're the ship, You're the expert fucking hook it up. Yes,
[32:58] Speaker 2: I like that, but the dement jazz different, it's a
[33:01] Speaker 2: little different. That's that's like Russian roulette. That's fucking wild.
[33:09] Speaker 3: But in Japan because they're so polite to each other,
[33:13] Speaker 3: so everyone is there and they just endure it, which.
[33:18] Speaker 2: Is yeah, have you gone to Japan?
[33:20] Speaker 3: I have I worked in Japan?
[33:22] Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
[33:23] Speaker 3: I worked in Japan in Tokyo and Yokohama as a
[33:26] Speaker 3: cook back in the day. Oh, that was another time
[33:29] Speaker 3: I bombed in Japan.
[33:30] Speaker 2: What what? What after New York?
[33:32] Speaker 1: No?
[33:33] Speaker 3: This is yeah after New York. This was two thousand
[33:35] Speaker 3: and three. I worked in the summer of two thousand
[33:36] Speaker 3: and three in Japan to just be better, you know,
[33:39] Speaker 3: like and uh so I was working in Iron chef
[33:42] Speaker 3: Michiba's kitchen. He was the original iron chef. And then
[33:45] Speaker 3: I worked in a hotel in Yokohama, and I thought
[33:49] Speaker 3: I did. I thought I fucking I thought I brought it.
[33:52] Speaker 3: I thought I represented for the US of A.
[33:55] Speaker 2: Yeah, you were like gang.
[33:57] Speaker 3: Gang Gang Gang. I was dream Team. I was like
[34:00] Speaker 3: yeah at Johnson, I thought I And at the end
[34:03] Speaker 3: they gave me my my report card or my analysis,
[34:07] Speaker 3: and the only thing the Japanese could say about me
[34:10] Speaker 3: was that I was a good eater.
[34:13] Speaker 2: Yeah I was.
[34:15] Speaker 3: It was why, why, why you could have fucked up
[34:18] Speaker 3: that bad?
[34:19] Speaker 2: Like what?
[34:20] Speaker 1: What?
[34:20] Speaker 2: What was that about?
[34:21] Speaker 3: I've been, I've been. There was a period in my
[34:23] Speaker 3: life where I just I got by because of effort.
[34:29] Speaker 3: And that was for a long period, probably up until
[34:32] Speaker 3: probably up until about two thousand and five, It wasn't
[34:35] Speaker 3: that long ago. And then something kicked in, you know,
[34:38] Speaker 3: later on with and then with Kogie. But uh yeah,
[34:42] Speaker 3: I tried my best, and I just couldn't keep up
[34:45] Speaker 3: with these cooks. They're so good in Japan. They're so
[34:47] Speaker 3: fucking good. They're so precise, that's brutal. Yeah, and they
[34:51] Speaker 3: they're just everything is perfect. The cuts are perfect, and
[34:54] Speaker 3: I was just all thumbs and I was getting through it,
[34:57] Speaker 3: but I was like I was, I was like a
[35:00] Speaker 3: guy sweating bullets, you know.
[35:02] Speaker 1: Like.
[35:03] Speaker 2: Everything.
[35:04] Speaker 3: And they were supposed to make these comments on like
[35:08] Speaker 3: how my aptitude was and all these things, and the
[35:10] Speaker 3: only thing they wrote was that he was a great.
[35:12] Speaker 2: Oh that's a kick in the fucking crotch, but that's
[35:15] Speaker 2: a bomb.
[35:15] Speaker 3: But it's great, you know.
[35:17] Speaker 2: Don't you think that all those failures and trials and
[35:20] Speaker 2: tribulations is what has made you so successful?
[35:23] Speaker 3: I think, not only just me, but it helps I
[35:25] Speaker 3: think it's what helps me relate to a lot of
[35:28] Speaker 3: others because a lot of you know, we all fuck up, man,
[35:30] Speaker 3: we all bomb, you know, and that's what your podcast
[35:32] Speaker 3: is about. It's just we're not in a society where
[35:35] Speaker 3: we can share those things a lot or admit to
[35:37] Speaker 3: those things, because we're judged on those things. But I
[35:41] Speaker 3: think it would be better if we're able to express
[35:43] Speaker 3: them more, because then we can like all like laugh
[35:45] Speaker 3: about them and then like analyze them and then use
[35:48] Speaker 3: them as a part of like our own kind of identity,
[35:51] Speaker 3: you know, because without that then we're all just trying
[35:54] Speaker 3: to be kind of the same model of things. But
[35:59] Speaker 3: but yeah, I you know, I just hope that we
[36:02] Speaker 3: can talk about them more because, yeah, I think that's
[36:04] Speaker 3: what helps me relate, because you know, I feed people
[36:06] Speaker 3: on the streets all day every day, and I think
[36:09] Speaker 3: it's just the way that we express ourselves the way
[36:11] Speaker 3: our food taste. They can taste, you know, like mistakes
[36:15] Speaker 3: and failures and speed bumps in our food, you know,
[36:17] Speaker 3: as far as like when you eat it and it
[36:20] Speaker 3: just doesn't feel like fully put together, you know, it
[36:23] Speaker 3: feels like there There have been a lot of you know,
[36:26] Speaker 3: things that got that to that point. And I think
[36:28] Speaker 3: that's what it makes Kogie relate to so many people,
[36:31] Speaker 3: ye know, Yeah, yeah, because they're going they might be
[36:33] Speaker 3: going through right now. They might have fucked up at
[36:35] Speaker 3: their job and they come and eat at Kogie and
[36:36] Speaker 3: they're like, oh shit, really fucked up too.
[36:38] Speaker 1: You know.
[36:39] Speaker 3: It makes it human human, Yeah, it.
[36:41] Speaker 2: Makes it human. Wow, it's fucking fascinating.
[36:43] Speaker 1: Wait.
[36:44] Speaker 2: I had one other Oh, has there any ever been
[36:47] Speaker 2: like a robbery or like some fucking crazy ass customer
[36:51] Speaker 2: going fucking nuts, or like a meltdowns or anything at
[36:54] Speaker 2: any of your restaurants? Somebody coming in but naked and
[36:57] Speaker 2: taking a ship on the wall, any of that kind
[36:59] Speaker 2: of fucking crazy shit.
[37:01] Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm sure there are plenty of chefs that
[37:03] Speaker 3: have gone through that we have been lucky we haven't.
[37:08] Speaker 3: But early in the Kogi days, I was the fucking
[37:11] Speaker 3: train wreck because I would take food out of people's
[37:14] Speaker 3: hands because when I went, what happened was when they
[37:17] Speaker 3: were yes, really yes. When what happened was when we
[37:21] Speaker 3: started Kogi. We were all out of a job, and
[37:23] Speaker 3: it was our freedom, like it was like truly like
[37:26] Speaker 3: our ability to just do whatever the hell we wanted.
[37:29] Speaker 3: And so for me it was like finally my chance
[37:33] Speaker 3: to be just like this is what I serve and
[37:35] Speaker 3: that's what you get, you know, like just like no substitutions,
[37:39] Speaker 3: no sauce on the side, no nothing. And so it
[37:42] Speaker 3: was sushi bar style, Almocasti style in my mind. And
[37:46] Speaker 3: so when people would start to ask for things, instead
[37:49] Speaker 3: of getting mad, I would get so mad, but instead
[37:51] Speaker 3: of like getting violent or anything like that, I would
[37:53] Speaker 3: just walk out of the truck. I would take their
[37:55] Speaker 3: food out of their hand midpipe, place it with a
[38:00] Speaker 3: crumpled out bill, and then we would close the doors
[38:04] Speaker 3: and take off. So that was. That was kind of
[38:09] Speaker 3: the Kobe style and I kind.
[38:10] Speaker 2: Of wait, if they asked for a substitute, would.
[38:12] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, God forbid they asked for a sauce on
[38:16] Speaker 3: the side.
[38:17] Speaker 2: Were you like hot tempered in those days? Was it
[38:19] Speaker 2: like hot like hot blooded? No, it was frustrated.
[38:23] Speaker 3: It was earnest. I'm kind of actually proud of it
[38:26] Speaker 3: at the time.
[38:26] Speaker 1: Man.
[38:28] Speaker 3: Yeah, it was very earnest. You know, it was very earnest.
[38:30] Speaker 3: There was there's a famous sushi bar chef here called
[38:33] Speaker 3: uh Nozawa that his family now runs sugar Fish and
[38:36] Speaker 3: we do the same. He was, you know, if you
[38:39] Speaker 3: asked him for a California rollly kick you out, you know.
[38:43] Speaker 2: So it was kind of dreams of sushi meets like
[38:46] Speaker 2: the soup Nazi from Seinfeld. Yeah, no soup for you.
[38:50] Speaker 3: Yeah, except on the streets, yeah, that you know. But
[38:54] Speaker 3: it was all out of love and that eventually evolved
[38:57] Speaker 3: into a deeper love where we took care people. But
[39:00] Speaker 3: I think Kogi's and everything that we do has been
[39:03] Speaker 3: lucky in the sense that you know, people relate, you know,
[39:06] Speaker 3: people feel like we're part of them. So you know,
[39:10] Speaker 3: like we can't go anywhere, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[39:14] Speaker 3: but no one's coming naked. I take a ship.
[39:17] Speaker 2: Maybe I'll do it tonight.
[39:18] Speaker 3: Yeah, you would have to.
[39:22] Speaker 2: They tried to stop us, and we can't be stopped.
[39:24] Speaker 3: Can't be stopped, man, Roy CHOI.
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