# Gil's Arena Throws A Spooky Scary Halloween Special

An episode of [Gil's Arena](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1689097415), 31 Oct 2024, 2 h 26 min.

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Gil's Arena Goes ALL OUT For A Halloween Special as Gilbert Arenas & The Gil's Arena Crew enter the arena for a spooky edition of your favorite hoops and culture podcast. Fighting off zombies and other horrors Gil & the Crew react to Bronny James' big night as the young Los Angeles Lakers superstar scored the first points of his career and entered the record books alongside his father, LeBron James despite the Lakers getting rocked by the Cavs. Then, they break down the most recent showdown in a budding rivalry between Victor Wembanyama and Chet Holmgren debating how far away the San Antonio Spurs are from making it so these dynamic 7 footers can face off in the NBA Playoffs. Next, The Gil's Arena Crew react to Karl Anthony Towns & The Knicks listening to their advice from earlier this week and allowing KAT to look like the all star he is in his biggest performance in New York so far. Finally, they examine the NBA's punishment to the Philadelphia 76ers over Joel Embiid's Load Management and break down Zaccharie Risacher's recent comments surrounding the difficulties of adjusting to the NBA as a young scorer. Please leave us a like and subscribe!!! Gil's Arena Crew - Gilbert Arenas, Josiah Johnson, Rashad McCants, Kenyon Martin, Nick Young, Lexie Brown & Brandon Jennings Gil's Arena Merch is Available NOW at http://gilsarenamerch.com/ Use code GIL10 for 10% off your SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/GIL10 Sign up for Underdog Fantasy HERE with promo code GIL and get up to $1000 in Bonus Cash and A FREE Pick: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-gi... SUBSCRIBE: / @gilsarena Join the Underdog discord for access to exclusive giveaways and promos! / discord Intro 0:00:00 Show Start 0:01:57 3 Things To Survive A Zombie Apocolypse 0:07:19 New Starting 5 Cast 0:20:25 The Crew Debates If Wemby Has Game 0:38:50 Bronny's 1st Bucket 1:10:23 Mr B Restarts The Celtics #1 Option Debate 1:29:33 ZOMBIES ATTACK 1:39:35 The Big Bodega FINALLY Arrives In New York 1:45:31 There's Nothing You Can Do To Increase Athleticism 2:01:07 MostlyFans 2:23:13 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: Welcome back to this spooky edition of Gil's Arena presented
[0:04] Speaker 1: by Underdog World!
[0:08] Speaker 2: Wow, that's entertaining.
[0:09] Speaker 3: Look at all of us, okay? You know. Got our costumes,
[0:14] Speaker 3: good to go. Ready to go.
[0:19] Speaker 1: How you get them scars on your face? We are
[0:27] Speaker 1: turnt up. We appreciate y'all pulling up for this special.
[0:31] Speaker 1: episode of Gil's Arena. As always, we got the legend.
[0:35] Speaker 1: It is Gilbert Arenas here with us, aka Beetlejuice.
[0:39] Speaker 3: It's showtime.
[0:42] Speaker 1: And our entire LA-based cast pulled up to celebrate this
[0:45] Speaker 1: momentous occasion.
[0:47] Speaker 3: No, not Halloween. The Los Angeles Dodgers winning their eighth
[0:50] Speaker 3: World Series title. Woo-hoo!
[0:55] Speaker 1: Overcoming the odds and unruly Yankees fans to bring another
[0:58] Speaker 1: chip back to the city of Dodgers.
[1:01] Speaker 3: We did it.
[1:02] Speaker 2: We did it.
[1:03] Speaker 3: We did it. Shout out Mookie in there. Shout out.
[1:06] Speaker 3: Gentleman's sweet. Everybody, you know, did it politely, out.
[1:09] Speaker 1: Of respect for the East Coast. But we got WNBA
[1:15] Speaker 1: champion Lexi Brown. Man, you normally know at Cemetery Larry
[1:25] Speaker 1: Rashad McCants, but today he's a little bit different.
[1:28] Speaker 3: Look at this.
[1:29] Speaker 4: I always got to wait for it.
[1:33] Speaker 2: Look at the middle finger.
[1:38] Speaker 1: Skeleton has a special message for all the haters out there.
[1:42] Speaker 1: On this side, uh-oh, we got the man normally known
[1:46] Speaker 1: as Kanye Martin, but.
[1:48] Speaker 3: Everyone's really in character today.
[1:55] Speaker 1: And we got Mr. B, Brandon Jennings, back in the arena.
[2:01] Speaker 3: Brandon, who are you dressed as?
[2:02] Speaker 5: Hey, no, this is Julius Jones from Vampire in Brooklyn, a.k.a.
[2:08] Speaker 6: Kadeem Hardison.
[2:10] Speaker 3: Yes. Lost my hand.
[2:11] Speaker 5: Oh, that belongs to you.
[2:15] Speaker 6: I lost my hand.
[2:17] Speaker 3: And we got another very special guest pulling up shortly. Oh, man.
[2:21] Speaker 1: Just getting right in the back. But Halloween's finally here.
[2:24] Speaker 1: And to celebrate all week, we've been dedicating a day
[2:26] Speaker 1: in the arena to each member of our cast. Today's
[2:28] Speaker 1: theme is the zombie apocalypse.
[2:32] Speaker 3: Oh. In honor of Lexi. You didn't know? I didn't know.
[2:35] Speaker 3: You didn't get the memo? Zombie day.
[2:37] Speaker 2: Or Joker day.
[2:39] Speaker 3: As y'all may remember.
[2:40] Speaker 2: Y'all don't want to be a part of my theme.
[2:42] Speaker 3: Last season, we had Lexi's arena.
[2:43] Speaker 2: No, they're Jokers.
[2:44] Speaker 3: Dead Jokers, though. We didn't get the memo on.
[2:48] Speaker 6: No, it's dead jokes.
[2:49] Speaker 2: Whatever, whatever.
[2:50] Speaker 3: It's a zombie version of the Joker.
[2:52] Speaker 6: I thought it was Gil's day.
[2:54] Speaker 3: No, he's... I thought it was Gil's day. I just
[2:56] Speaker 3: thought it was zombie day.
[2:58] Speaker 7: I thought it was zombie day.
[3:00] Speaker 3: It's okay. Everyone looks great.
[3:02] Speaker 2: Everyone looks great.
[3:03] Speaker 3: A few minutes away from a special guest pulling up here.
[3:05] Speaker 6: Dead Joker part.
[3:06] Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. You know, a little extra doubt. That's the anxiety.
[3:10] Speaker 3: The anxiety joker. I'm the you owe me money joker. Yeah.
[3:19] Speaker 1: For all the fans out there, we still have two
[3:21] Speaker 1: viewing options for you. Our traditional version and a vertical
[3:23] Speaker 1: mobile version. Pick whichever one you want to watch. Just
[3:25] Speaker 1: make sure you support our show, especially on this lovely day,
[3:28] Speaker 1: which we know is Halloween. But here's what's cracking in
[3:31] Speaker 1: the arena today. LeBron and Bronny officially etched their names
[3:35] Speaker 1: in the record books as the highest scoring father and
[3:37] Speaker 1: son duo in league history. But how concerned should the
[3:40] Speaker 1: Lakers be with their two-game non-winning streak? Start to show
[3:43] Speaker 1: off with us. Two-game non-winning streak. We gonna talk about it?
[3:47] Speaker 1: The big bodega came through with his best game of
[3:49] Speaker 1: the season. Is Cat finally finding his fit with the Knicks?
[3:53] Speaker 2: Big purr.
[3:54] Speaker 3: Big purr.
[3:55] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[3:55] Speaker 3: Big purr. Meow.
[3:58] Speaker 1: And Wimby and Chet met for the fourth time in
[3:59] Speaker 1: their young NBA careers. How far are the Spurs away
[4:03] Speaker 1: for making this a real rivalry. Wimby had a little,
[4:06] Speaker 1: a rough night. You know, I blame the team and society.
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[5:02] Speaker 1: get your podcasts. So the theme for today, as I mentioned,
[5:05] Speaker 1: is zombie apocalypse. So based out how things are going
[5:09] Speaker 1: in the world right now, a zombie apocalypse might be
[5:12] Speaker 1: coming sooner than expected. It's getting real out in the field.
[5:16] Speaker 1: What are three things you need to survive a zombie apocalypse?
[5:20] Speaker 8: Mr.
[5:21] Speaker 3: Jones, we're going to start.
[5:23] Speaker 1: What do we need? Three things you would need if
[5:27] Speaker 1: a zombie apocalypse was coming. Three things you would need.
[5:30] Speaker 1: to sustain and survive? I mean, a gun, of course.
[5:37] Speaker 3: And a female. Okay. Excuse me? I'm going to be... Oh,
[5:44] Speaker 3: you want to die.
[5:46] Speaker 6: He's trying to die. He said survive.
[5:48] Speaker 3: He said survive, not die first. You want to die first.
[5:52] Speaker 3: Might as well get one off before you tap out. Yeah, right, exactly.
[5:55] Speaker 3: I'm definitely getting that off.
[5:56] Speaker 6: He's going to die. He's surviving.
[5:58] Speaker 8: Die happy.
[6:00] Speaker 1: And you said, gun a female, what would be the
[6:02] Speaker 1: third thing you'd need to survive a zombie apocalypse?
[6:08] Speaker 8: I don't know.
[6:11] Speaker 3: Weed? Some weed, hey. So no food. He's just chilling.
[6:15] Speaker 3: He's chilling till the end. Technically food. He's chilling till
[6:18] Speaker 3: the end. Weed, technically food, in the right condition. Okay.
[6:21] Speaker 2: Chilling till the end.
[6:22] Speaker 1: Let's shift over to you, Ken. What are three things
[6:24] Speaker 1: you need to survive a zombie apocalypse?
[6:30] Speaker 4: Water.
[6:31] Speaker 3: Okay. Got to hydrate. Bunker.
[6:36] Speaker 2: Do we have endless supplies of these things?
[6:39] Speaker 6: And so there's a third thing. There's got to be
[6:42] Speaker 6: one singular thing.
[6:44] Speaker 3: I mean, you can do what you want. You are
[6:46] Speaker 3: the judge.
[6:46] Speaker 6: So endless amounts of food.
[6:48] Speaker 3: Okay. Water, food, and a bunker. Makes sense. Let's move
[6:54] Speaker 3: to this side.
[6:57] Speaker 8: Okay.
[6:57] Speaker 3: We can go to Beetle. Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice. Costco?
[7:01] Speaker 3: You need a Costco. A whole Costco. A whole Costco.
[7:04] Speaker 3: That means I get everything in there, right? The bunker,
[7:07] Speaker 3: the food, the water, and all that. Sample everything. I
[7:12] Speaker 3: need a machete. A Costco? Would the machete be at Costco?
[7:15] Speaker 1: No.
[7:16] Speaker 4: They don't sell machetes at Costco, so I need a
[7:18] Speaker 4: machete for my weapon, because the gun, I need bullets,
[7:20] Speaker 4: and that's a whole other problem.
[7:21] Speaker 2: Aren't there bullets in Costco?
[7:23] Speaker 8: Nope.
[7:24] Speaker 6: There might be a machete at Costco.
[7:25] Speaker 2: Depending on where you are.
[7:27] Speaker 3: I feel like it depends on where you're at. Yeah,
[7:29] Speaker 3: so I got that.
[7:30] Speaker 4: And my 25-year-old niece.
[7:35] Speaker 3: I'm going to do a lot of running. I'm going
[7:37] Speaker 3: to do a lot of running. And then we're twin-twin. Alexi?
[7:48] Speaker 2: Honestly, I wouldn't really want to survive an apocalypse.
[7:51] Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair. You just want to survive? That's fair.
[7:54] Speaker 3: I'm out. So you don't even need three things. I'm out.
[7:57] Speaker 6: Come get me.
[7:58] Speaker 3: I'm done.
[7:59] Speaker 6: She need a boat. Just open the door.
[8:00] Speaker 3: See? See? I'm going to die peacefully. That's exactly why
[8:03] Speaker 3: you shouldn't pick a female. She's going to jeopardize the
[8:06] Speaker 3: whole mission. She just surrendered herself. She just said, yeah.
[8:12] Speaker 2: When it's all over, then what?
[8:14] Speaker 3: Zombies can't swim, so give me a boat. Don't want that.
[8:18] Speaker 3: I don't want that responsibility.
[8:20] Speaker 7: I don't want to live in a.
[8:22] Speaker 2: World that is not a world no more.
[8:23] Speaker 3: Take me. I might do a boat. How come zombies
[8:26] Speaker 3: can't swim? Oh, yeah, with a boat. A boat, yeah. Okay, well, no.
[8:33] Speaker 3: I still don't want to survive.
[8:34] Speaker 2: But if I did want to survive, a boat with.
[8:36] Speaker 3: All the food and water. Just a regular boat, a yacht,
[8:37] Speaker 3: a cruise line?
[8:38] Speaker 2: A nice yacht.
[8:39] Speaker 3: Okay.
[8:39] Speaker 8: With my family.
[8:42] Speaker 3: And my family.
[8:42] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[8:43] Speaker 3: Give me a fishing vessel.
[8:44] Speaker 2: Initially, I don't want to survive in that boat.
[8:46] Speaker 3: I'll say, you're going to be eating fish all day.
[8:48] Speaker 3: Just like Jesus.
[8:49] Speaker 6: Absolutely.
[8:50] Speaker 3: Move over to the shot. I like the boat.
[8:51] Speaker 1: Sematary Larry, Joker, Manna, known by many names, Championship Charles
[8:55] Speaker 1: as well. Three things you need to survive a zombie apocalypse.
[9:01] Speaker 3: A military base. We'll have everything, all the things previously listed.
[9:07] Speaker 6: Yeah, everything in one. A helicopter.
[9:13] Speaker 2: A helicopter.
[9:15] Speaker 3: And gas. I'm going to keep it real with you, Sean.
[9:20] Speaker 1: As soon as you said a helicopter, I was wondering
[9:21] Speaker 1: how you were going to fuel this helicopter.
[9:24] Speaker 3: With gas. Stay up in the air. Give me my
[9:26] Speaker 3: military base, my helicopter, my gas.
[9:28] Speaker 1: I feel like the military base may have a helicopter,
[9:30] Speaker 1: but the gas, you know, need the fuel.
[9:31] Speaker 3: Of course. He did. He ain't going to eat no nothing. Food. No, no,
[9:34] Speaker 3: we got food in the military base. This is the
[9:37] Speaker 3: United States. That's not how it works.
[9:40] Speaker 1: We have a special guest. Pulling up to this Halloween
[9:43] Speaker 1: edition of Gil's Arena.
[9:44] Speaker 3: Oh my God. Wow. How you doing? What's up, brother?
[9:50] Speaker 3: The wig is crazy. I wish I could do my
[9:53] Speaker 3: knees like this.
[9:55] Speaker 8: I can't do my knees like this.
[9:57] Speaker 3: Yet.
[9:58] Speaker 2: The wig is crazy.
[9:59] Speaker 3: Okay. Jamal.
[10:03] Speaker 6: Jamal.
[10:03] Speaker 3: I appreciate the curl. NBA champion Nick Young in his
[10:08] Speaker 3: thriller mode.
[10:09] Speaker 1: So Nick asked the rest of the couch, God, I
[10:16] Speaker 1: ask you, what are three things you would need to
[10:17] Speaker 1: survive a zombie apocalypse?
[10:20] Speaker 8: Oh, shit. Work.
[10:22] Speaker 3: A female, right? You got to. Work singular? Thank you.
[10:26] Speaker 3: I don't need to survive. The work plural? Right, by myself.
[10:29] Speaker 8: I'm by myself.
[10:30] Speaker 3: Jack off. I'm about to die anyway. Get it in.
[10:33] Speaker 3: This might start looking good to me.
[10:35] Speaker 6: For real, just doing it.
[10:37] Speaker 3: Just out there. The work. Yeah. Um, yeah. Tissue. I
[10:51] Speaker 3: got to wipe my ass. I'm not going out there
[10:53] Speaker 3: to wipe my ass. Can't go out with a dirty butt.
[10:56] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[10:57] Speaker 3: Respect him. Probably some liquor or something. No, the word,
[11:00] Speaker 3: not liquor. One particular. What is it?
[11:09] Speaker 8: I'm a black man.
[11:13] Speaker 3: I'm a black man. Tissue. To work, tissue, and Hennessy.
[11:17] Speaker 4: He definitely going to need some tissue for drinking Hennessy.
[11:21] Speaker 3: Oh, fuck no.
[11:23] Speaker 5: Tissue and Hennessy go hand in hand.
[11:26] Speaker 3: To work, tissue, and Hennessy. Why do tissue.
[11:32] Speaker 1: And Hennessy go hand in hand?
[11:33] Speaker 6: He drink regular Hennessy.
[11:36] Speaker 5: I have no problem with Hennessy, but it has to
[11:38] Speaker 5: be Paradis, Timeless, Rashad.
[11:43] Speaker 6: He drink V.S.
[11:44] Speaker 3: He don't even O.P. Yeah, my Hennessy is at every
[11:47] Speaker 3: liquor store.
[11:48] Speaker 6: Every one. Every one.
[11:50] Speaker 3: I can go to any corner. Absolutely. Only way.
[11:53] Speaker 4: Wherever you going, you can make a stop. Here's a
[11:55] Speaker 4: serious question. The chat said it. Are you taking your
[12:01] Speaker 4: girl or a new girl?
[12:03] Speaker 3: You trying to set me up, huh? Yeah. Of course
[12:07] Speaker 3: I'm going to take a new girl.
[12:10] Speaker 5: You feel me?
[12:11] Speaker 8: My man.
[12:11] Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
[12:14] Speaker 4: I'm not bringing them old problems.
[12:17] Speaker 3: To the apocalypse. I jumped out the little book.
[12:20] Speaker 8: Shit.
[12:21] Speaker 3: You want to argue every day?
[12:23] Speaker 8: Blame it before the apocalypse.
[12:26] Speaker 3: It's your fault. It's your fault I'm dead. It's your
[12:30] Speaker 3: fault they're chasing us. New work, tissue, and Hennessy. Okay.
[12:34] Speaker 3: Important distinction there.
[12:37] Speaker 8: You got to have fun before you... You ain't going
[12:39] Speaker 8: to last that long, man.
[12:40] Speaker 3: That's why it's called survive, man. Survive.
[12:43] Speaker 8: We're going to survive by themselves.
[12:45] Speaker 3: You got the... That was fun. That was fun. It
[12:49] Speaker 3: was tigers and shit. Man, we talking to the whole...
[12:52] Speaker 3: Talking to the mannequins. Talking to the mannequins, man. You
[12:55] Speaker 3: got whole friends, man. Friendships develop. You just a ball
[12:59] Speaker 3: and you. Yeah, and the dog. Good shit.
[13:02] Speaker 6: Roscoe, what's up?
[13:04] Speaker 3: Castaway works in Iron Legend, though. The island. Yeah. No,
[13:07] Speaker 3: he killed the dog. You know, you can hit the Costco.
[13:09] Speaker 2: The dog didn't even survive that movie.
[13:11] Speaker 3: Yeah. Hey, listen. All dogs gotta go together.
[13:14] Speaker 8: You gotta be able to produce.
[13:15] Speaker 1: Quickly, we'll go around the couch. We'll start on this
[13:17] Speaker 1: side with you, Shia. Who on the couch would you
[13:19] Speaker 1: want to be paired with if you did have to
[13:22] Speaker 1: survive a zombie apocalypse? You get to pick one person
[13:24] Speaker 1: on this couch. Josiah. Shia, I knew we were here.
[13:29] Speaker 1: I'm going to host my ass off in a zombie environment.
[13:31] Speaker 3: So, yeah, we're going to moderate. We're going to moderate.
[13:34] Speaker 3: Moderate the zombies? Yeah, stay over there, stay over here.
[13:37] Speaker 3: Every one of those zombies is going to be on
[13:38] Speaker 3: the underdog app. Yeah, you was the only one picking me.
[13:41] Speaker 3: The promo code gift. And the two-on-two. Right, we're getting
[13:43] Speaker 3: these pick-ups. Everybody else is going to die. I appreciate you. Lexi,
[13:48] Speaker 3: who on the couch would you want to be paired
[13:50] Speaker 3: with if you had to survive?
[13:55] Speaker 2: Either Gil or Kayden, based on y'all's answers of surviving.
[13:58] Speaker 3: They're the ones that really made.
[14:01] Speaker 2: Sense to me. Considering I don't plan on surviving, I'll
[14:04] Speaker 2: just hang out with y'all in your Costco.
[14:08] Speaker 3: And eat.
[14:08] Speaker 2: So yeah, Gil.
[14:11] Speaker 3: Gil, who on the couch would you want to be
[14:13] Speaker 3: paired with?
[14:14] Speaker 8: I got the work. You're here.
[14:16] Speaker 3: I know what I mean. I got the work. He
[14:18] Speaker 3: got the new work. You got everything else. New work, Henny.
[14:21] Speaker 6: Going to kill him.
[14:24] Speaker 3: Y'all going to party.
[14:27] Speaker 6: One of us got to go.
[14:29] Speaker 8: One of us got to go.
[14:35] Speaker 5: Neither one of these children for sure. Absolutely not. I
[14:43] Speaker 5: know who I'm not taking. Probably a shot.
[14:47] Speaker 8: He, uh, he... You're gonna be too strong-minded, motherfucker.
[14:50] Speaker 3: He's smart. He's smart.
[14:52] Speaker 6: No, he's smart.
[14:53] Speaker 3: He thinks. He's gonna figure it out.
[14:55] Speaker 6: Yeah, we gonna brainstorm this thing through.
[14:57] Speaker 3: You're gonna be arguing the whole time. No, you do
[14:59] Speaker 3: it like this. No, no, no, you do it like this.
[15:01] Speaker 3: Y'all are gonna argue the whole time. What do you mean? No, no, no.
[15:05] Speaker 3: Brother polite.
[15:05] Speaker 8: No, no, no.
[15:06] Speaker 3: He gonna be my... He gonna be my... He gonna
[15:07] Speaker 3: hit me on the side of the head with this
[15:09] Speaker 3: phone a couple times. But I'm gonna get it right.
[15:12] Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it. Peaky in the brain. Get it right.
[15:17] Speaker 3: That ain't the idea.
[15:17] Speaker 5: Sometimes they ain't getting along, got to knock.
[15:20] Speaker 3: Him out to make him agree. I got you, boss.
[15:22] Speaker 3: I got you.
[15:23] Speaker 5: He's going to wake up and he's going to be
[15:24] Speaker 5: alive still. I'm still here.
[15:29] Speaker 3: Mr. Big, who would you want to be paired with?
[15:33] Speaker 8: You already got your girl. You said a girl, right?
[15:36] Speaker 3: On the couch. You said you don't need me. You
[15:37] Speaker 3: don't need me. Huh?
[15:39] Speaker 8: You don't need me. We don't need to be double
[15:41] Speaker 8: D'd and shit. That's worse.
[15:42] Speaker 3: All right, so I'm going to just pick a girl.
[15:43] Speaker 3: I'm going to just go with Lexi then. Another girl.
[15:46] Speaker 3: We can use her as bait. We can use her
[15:47] Speaker 3: as bait. She want to go anyway, so. There you go.
[15:49] Speaker 8: No, no, no, no.
[15:50] Speaker 3: I want to go on my terms. There you go.
[15:52] Speaker 3: There you go. Right, right. I'm just saying. Somebody got sacrificed.
[15:55] Speaker 3: I got a sacrifice.
[15:57] Speaker 6: I got a sacrifice.
[15:58] Speaker 3: Don't get moved.
[15:58] Speaker 8: Don't get pushed.
[15:59] Speaker 3: She's going to get tired of seeing. She's going to
[16:02] Speaker 3: get tired of seeing. It's bait. It's bait.
[16:05] Speaker 8: It's bait.
[16:05] Speaker 3: It's bait.
[16:05] Speaker 8: All right.
[16:06] Speaker 3: You're all in here.
[16:08] Speaker 4: When y'all get messed up and be like, somebody got
[16:10] Speaker 4: to stop and save us while.
[16:12] Speaker 3: We get away.
[16:13] Speaker 8: That's you.
[16:13] Speaker 6: Y'all go without me.
[16:14] Speaker 3: She don't want to survive it anyway. I'm going to fall.
[16:17] Speaker 3: She don't want to survive it anyway. And you faster, too.
[16:20] Speaker 3: I'm going to trip you. Push her. Push her. You
[16:23] Speaker 3: said you wanted to die. You said you wanted to die.
[16:27] Speaker 2: I didn't say I wanted to be sacrificed.
[16:29] Speaker 3: But you said die is die. Death is death. You're
[16:32] Speaker 3: going to die.
[16:35] Speaker 6: See, in our interpretation, you said you.
[16:38] Speaker 2: Take one for the team.
[16:40] Speaker 6: We heard you ready.
[16:41] Speaker 3: You ready.
[16:41] Speaker 1: You ready to go.
[16:42] Speaker 3: All right, go ahead.
[16:44] Speaker 6: We ready to escape.
[16:45] Speaker 3: Stay right there. Stay right there. Run that way. It's
[16:48] Speaker 3: going to take 30 minutes to eat you. We're going
[16:50] Speaker 3: to be gone by that time.
[16:52] Speaker 6: That's all we heard. Run that way. Say less.
[16:55] Speaker 3: And Nick, last but not least, who would you want
[16:56] Speaker 3: to be paired with?
[16:57] Speaker 8: See, not with brother knowledge. I don't feel like... They
[17:01] Speaker 8: gonna be punkin' me all day. I just, yeah.
[17:05] Speaker 3: Tap out.
[17:05] Speaker 6: So he ain't trying to leave.
[17:06] Speaker 3: Tap out. No, no, no, no.
[17:08] Speaker 6: Nick, I said close the door.
[17:09] Speaker 3: I don't want to be like a dad. I don't
[17:12] Speaker 3: want a dad.
[17:12] Speaker 5: See, that's the thing. Dad's going to help your ass leave.
[17:17] Speaker 3: He's going to live a little longer. He's going to
[17:19] Speaker 3: live longer. Right?
[17:21] Speaker 6: Because do what I say.
[17:22] Speaker 3: Get going. I'm going to... I'm going to go with Gil.
[17:27] Speaker 6: Of course you are going with Gil.
[17:28] Speaker 3: I'm comfortable. I done been in zombie situations.
[17:31] Speaker 4: I done got your ass out.
[17:34] Speaker 6: A lot of dead situations.
[17:36] Speaker 3: He already.
[17:39] Speaker 4: Been in a situation.
[17:40] Speaker 8: Y'all definitely going to survive it.
[17:44] Speaker 3: Y'all definitely going to survive it.
[17:46] Speaker 7: These two, they already been through a lot.
[17:51] Speaker 3: The shit he done. Y'all ain't seen the shit we
[17:53] Speaker 3: done survived. Y'all ain't seen that Dodger fan blow his
[17:55] Speaker 3: hand off. Y'all didn't just see the Dodgers fan? What,
[17:59] Speaker 3: the fireworks? Yeah. He was trying to blow the fireworks,
[18:02] Speaker 3: blew his whole hand off. Oh. That's them two. We
[18:05] Speaker 3: don't need them. Dumb and dumb.
[18:07] Speaker 6: We don't need all four.
[18:09] Speaker 3: You got one, I got one.
[18:12] Speaker 8: They might think I'm a zombie.
[18:13] Speaker 3: My man over here. They only got one finger left.
[18:17] Speaker 3: A worthy sacrifice for the World Series champions of the world.
[18:21] Speaker 3: The World Series champion of the world, Dodgers.
[18:23] Speaker 1: All right, but let's keep this thing moving. Many of
[18:26] Speaker 1: you seen Starting Five on Netflix. There were reports that
[18:29] Speaker 1: we were supposed to be involved in it.
[18:31] Speaker 3: I heard my voice. I don't know about y'all. They
[18:35] Speaker 3: came here and filmed. Made us stay after work. Made
[18:38] Speaker 3: us stay after work for sure. We gave them quality content.
[18:42] Speaker 3: They said not quite yet, ladies and gentlemen. Not quite yet.
[18:45] Speaker 1: The show is coming back for a second season. Participants
[18:48] Speaker 1: have been reported already. So season two of Starting Five.
[18:53] Speaker 1: will reportedly feature Tyrese Halliburton, James Harden, Kevin Durant, SGA,
[18:59] Speaker 1: and Jalen Brown, the new starting five crew. So they'll
[19:04] Speaker 1: be followed by cameras all season long. Hopefully we get
[19:07] Speaker 1: some exclusive access into Jalen Brown's mentality after the Lakers
[19:11] Speaker 1: beat the Celtics in six in the NBA finals. But
[19:14] Speaker 1: who's the most interesting member of the new starting five crew?
[19:19] Speaker 3: None of them. Not a near nutter?
[19:21] Speaker 8: If James be James on there, I want to see that.
[19:25] Speaker 3: We've seen that already. We've already seen it.
[19:26] Speaker 8: I haven't seen it, seen it.
[19:28] Speaker 5: Probably James. James can't be James. KD can't be KD.
[19:34] Speaker 3: Jalen Brown is on a shot. I think this is capped.
[19:37] Speaker 7: I think the starting five shit is capped, though, because
[19:39] Speaker 7: you can't even be yourself.
[19:40] Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, not that part.
[19:41] Speaker 6: So therefore, he can't be him.
[19:43] Speaker 3: I'm just talking. He can't be him. Jalen Brown might
[19:46] Speaker 3: be good. You ain't flagrant.
[19:49] Speaker 4: I think with Katie and Harden, I think they get
[19:55] Speaker 4: to tell their frustrations about how they've been viewed this time.
[20:00] Speaker 4: You're talking about somebody like James Harden who's done what
[20:03] Speaker 4: he's done and nobody really respects the work.
[20:06] Speaker 6: I think he'll.
[20:06] Speaker 4: Be speaking about You know, all the work he put in,
[20:09] Speaker 4: the rules he changed, and he gets no love for it.
[20:12] Speaker 3: Do you want to waste the time for that? Do
[20:14] Speaker 3: you want to waste the time complaining about the love
[20:16] Speaker 3: you don't get? That's what I'm saying. Like, what? Why?
[20:21] Speaker 3: He is respected, though. That's not to get you love, though.
[20:24] Speaker 3: Complaining about the love you don't get don't get you love.
[20:26] Speaker 3: Russell ain't doing that shit. Russell do his own shit.
[20:30] Speaker 3: He ain't trying to get compared with all that. At all.
[20:34] Speaker 3: Shay is the sleeper.
[20:36] Speaker 7: But I agree with that, though. Like, I don't want
[20:37] Speaker 7: to hear about, like, his game is respected.
[20:40] Speaker 8: No.
[20:41] Speaker 3: He just didn't win. That's all. The only thing James
[20:43] Speaker 3: don't have is a ring.
[20:44] Speaker 1: Man, James made the playoffs every season in his career.
[20:46] Speaker 7: No, I know, but I'm saying this. He just don't
[20:49] Speaker 7: have a ring.
[20:49] Speaker 3: That's it. So I'm not saying he's not a winner. Okay.
[20:53] Speaker 3: The ultimate pinnacle.
[20:55] Speaker 4: You like this better than, like, you like this five
[20:57] Speaker 4: better than the first five?
[20:58] Speaker 6: I didn't watch the first five.
[20:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't watch it. Yeah, I didn't watch it.
[21:00] Speaker 3: I didn't watch it.
[21:02] Speaker 6: Because you, I might as well say it.
[21:04] Speaker 8: Yeah, say it.
[21:07] Speaker 4: Well, it's no surprise, y'all, that I don't watch reality TV.
[21:11] Speaker 4: This is reality TV. Because it's fake. Them dudes not
[21:16] Speaker 4: being themselves. It's for the camera.
[21:18] Speaker 5: So I'm not finna watch your representative on this fucking
[21:22] Speaker 5: TV for these people.
[21:23] Speaker 6: That's just not... I'm not that.
[21:25] Speaker 5: I've never watched reality TV and not gonna get into
[21:28] Speaker 5: it because you put five basketball players in.
[21:31] Speaker 3: It.
[21:32] Speaker 6: It's for entertainment. I give this for other people. I'm
[21:33] Speaker 6: not shitting on the idea. It's great fun.
[21:35] Speaker 5: For the fans to get a somewhat glimpse into their,
[21:39] Speaker 5: some stars' lives. I understand that part of it, just
[21:42] Speaker 5: like the quarterback. I understand it, but for me, it's
[21:47] Speaker 5: not real.
[21:47] Speaker 3: It's cat.
[21:48] Speaker 5: And I've been presented to do reality TV and certain things, and.
[21:52] Speaker 6: My wife has as well.
[21:53] Speaker 5: I'm just not into that, staging shit. We need you
[21:56] Speaker 5: to act like us. I'm not going to do that.
[21:58] Speaker 5: That's why, like, we know who the person is in
[22:01] Speaker 5: James Harden. We know him. We know who Kevin Durant
[22:06] Speaker 5: is outside of basketball. They can't be themselves because that's
[22:10] Speaker 5: not what the public knows. So therefore, I get it.
[22:15] Speaker 5: They want to give a somewhat glimpse, but James can't
[22:20] Speaker 5: be him. James can't get on the plane right after
[22:24] Speaker 5: the game and fly to fucking Vegas and nobody judge him.
[22:27] Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?
[22:28] Speaker 3: That's what we want to see.
[22:29] Speaker 6: We know that. You don't think you can do that?
[22:31] Speaker 3: No. Sorry. I don't.
[22:35] Speaker 8: Anthony Edwards, I seen Anthony Edwards.
[22:37] Speaker 3: He was acting up a little bit. He did not
[22:39] Speaker 3: get the memo out there. That's his normal. That's what
[22:41] Speaker 3: I'm saying. But at this stage, you think he didn't
[22:45] Speaker 3: give a... He's 22 or 23 years old.
[22:46] Speaker 5: So people with George James, you should be trying to
[22:49] Speaker 5: win a championship other than doing these things.
[22:51] Speaker 6: So his criticism comes with.
[22:53] Speaker 3: Him being him. That's why he needs a show.
[22:55] Speaker 8: Every time he do something, there's always criticism.
[22:57] Speaker 6: This helps it. For them to really get this shit popping.
[23:03] Speaker 4: They need kids who won't get judged because they're still
[23:06] Speaker 4: young enough to fuck a lamella ball.
[23:10] Speaker 8: You put him on here.
[23:12] Speaker 3: Nah, not yet. He passed that.
[23:16] Speaker 5: They want to see job. They want to see lamella.
[23:19] Speaker 5: They want to see, like, I'm just saying.
[23:21] Speaker 3: I want to see Ja. I want to see Melo.
[23:23] Speaker 4: I would have rather seen Ja when he was getting
[23:27] Speaker 4: into trouble so he could really talk.
[23:30] Speaker 5: Talk and then fight his way through it.
[23:31] Speaker 3: You fought him.
[23:33] Speaker 6: All the way through it.
[23:34] Speaker 3: Somebody showed me their real work ethic that was similar
[23:37] Speaker 3: to the guy that I seen. I want to see that.
[23:39] Speaker 3: I want to see behind the scenes of your work ethic.
[23:41] Speaker 3: All this outside in the club and all that. That's
[23:44] Speaker 3: for the young kids who don't want to take this
[23:46] Speaker 3: sport serious.
[23:47] Speaker 6: Show me the real work.
[23:49] Speaker 3: Show me why you in the starting five. Why we
[23:51] Speaker 3: on here looking at you? Because you're going to show
[23:53] Speaker 3: us your fashion, your outfit. I don't care nothing about
[23:57] Speaker 3: none of that. How many shots? Let me see them
[23:58] Speaker 3: shots go in. Let me see you missing them shots.
[24:01] Speaker 3: Let me see them defensive slides. Let me see them denies.
[24:04] Speaker 3: We talking about starting five like we ain't talking about
[24:06] Speaker 3: our business, our industry. As I say, don't cheat the game.
[24:09] Speaker 3: You're going to go out here, do the reality show,
[24:12] Speaker 3: and you not being real because you're supposed to be
[24:14] Speaker 3: in the gym for those 12 hours. That should be
[24:16] Speaker 3: your regimen. Who's behind the starting five? Who's behind the
[24:18] Speaker 3: starting five? These are producers on that. Uninterrupted, I believe,
[24:22] Speaker 3: Obama's company and Peyton Manning's Omaha Productions, if I'm not mistaken. No,
[24:26] Speaker 3: but see, that's what I'm saying.
[24:27] Speaker 4: What you want to see, a star player's not going to.
[24:29] Speaker 3: Show you that.
[24:30] Speaker 6: Not at all. Kobe Bryant ain't showing you.
[24:32] Speaker 3: His work ethic. But he has. He has. No, he's not. No,
[24:35] Speaker 3: he's not.
[24:35] Speaker 4: He has.
[24:36] Speaker 3: No, he did it in use. That's what I'm saying.
[24:38] Speaker 3: He did it in use. While he was playing.
[24:40] Speaker 8: No.
[24:40] Speaker 3: That was later. While he was playing.
[24:42] Speaker 6: He showed you what he wanted to see.
[24:45] Speaker 3: And he showed you my work ethic. I'm in the gym. Uh-huh.
[24:48] Speaker 6: 4 a.m. It said it at the bottom.
[24:52] Speaker 1: 4 a.m.
[24:53] Speaker 6: Black and white.
[24:54] Speaker 4: That ain't his work ethic. That was when he was hurt, too.
[24:57] Speaker 4: That was when he was hurt.
[24:58] Speaker 3: That ain't his work ethic.
[25:01] Speaker 6: We already knew that.
[25:02] Speaker 3: The players knew.
[25:03] Speaker 8: The message was already out there that he worked at
[25:05] Speaker 8: those hours already, right?
[25:12] Speaker 5: People already knew when they was in Vegas for the Olympics,
[25:15] Speaker 5: guys coming from the club and he going to the gym.
[25:17] Speaker 3: They never knew what it looked like, though. He's not
[25:19] Speaker 3: going to show you. We watch Steph, right?
[25:23] Speaker 4: You can go right now on YouTube and look at
[25:28] Speaker 4: Steph workout, right?
[25:31] Speaker 6: Is that the actual workout?
[25:33] Speaker 3: No.
[25:33] Speaker 8: No, no, no.
[25:34] Speaker 3: No, but that's what he does.
[25:35] Speaker 4: So he has a workout that he shows the world.
[25:40] Speaker 4: And then when the camera's off, he has his real workout.
[25:44] Speaker 3: Yeah, the same workout.
[25:45] Speaker 4: Because he don't want you to be him.
[25:48] Speaker 6: You be you.
[25:48] Speaker 3: You do what you do.
[25:49] Speaker 4: Why am I going to give you a glimpse on
[25:52] Speaker 4: what makes me great? I'm not going to give you
[25:55] Speaker 4: the blueprint to what makes me great.
[25:57] Speaker 3: Why not? That's not going to happen. You need to
[25:59] Speaker 3: find out for yourself. Why not? Every leader does. No. No,
[26:02] Speaker 3: they don't. No, they don't. No, no.
[26:04] Speaker 4: Every leader does.
[26:06] Speaker 3: Hey, how many? Did you see that? You see when
[26:08] Speaker 3: I talk?
[26:08] Speaker 6: You see when I talk?
[26:09] Speaker 3: You see when I talk? You see when I talk?
[26:13] Speaker 3: You see when you go against me? What happened?
[26:16] Speaker 6: You see what happened? All you got to do is listen.
[26:19] Speaker 3: Yo, what the fuck?
[26:20] Speaker 8: You scared me too, nigga.
[26:21] Speaker 3: I didn't know he was doing all that. I didn't
[26:22] Speaker 3: know he was.
[26:23] Speaker 6: Going to do all that.
[26:24] Speaker 3: Yeah, you supposed to know. I didn't know he was
[26:27] Speaker 3: going to do all that. The body bag is next.
[26:29] Speaker 3: The body bag follows. Holy shit, yo.
[26:31] Speaker 8: $ 200 suit.
[26:31] Speaker 3: $ 200 suit. God damn it. Yo, can I take this.
[26:34] Speaker 4: Home after we get home?
[26:35] Speaker 6: Yo, I'm not going to front.
[26:36] Speaker 3: That thing is crazy. Hey, man. My heart.
[26:48] Speaker 8: That scared me.
[26:52] Speaker 7: I was startled.
[26:54] Speaker 3: I don't know what it was doing. I have something
[26:57] Speaker 3: to admit.
[26:59] Speaker 1: We've known for the past few weeks that this was
[27:01] Speaker 1: going to happen. We were setting you up. We didn't
[27:04] Speaker 1: know what your reaction was going to be. Happy to see.
[27:06] Speaker 3: We didn't know if you were going to be straight-faced,
[27:08] Speaker 3: if you were actually going to be startled.
[27:10] Speaker 6: That should startle me.
[27:10] Speaker 3: I'm a little jumpy. I ain't going to lie. I'm like,
[27:14] Speaker 3: what's next?
[27:15] Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's been there the whole time.
[27:17] Speaker 3: It ain't done nothing.
[27:19] Speaker 6: It ain't did nothing. I ain't even know it had
[27:20] Speaker 6: lights or nothing on it.
[27:23] Speaker 3: Shout out to our crew. Oh, my God.
[27:26] Speaker 6: Dirty son of a bitch.
[27:29] Speaker 3: Oh.
[27:29] Speaker 6: That was funny.
[27:30] Speaker 8: I thought it came on by mistake. They were trying.
[27:33] Speaker 4: To cut it off.
[27:36] Speaker 6: Shout out to our crew. That was a good one.
[27:38] Speaker 3: Salute to that one. Yeah, cheers to that shit, man.
[27:41] Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a good one.
[27:43] Speaker 3: Hey. You know, we are a show full of surprises.
[27:47] Speaker 3: All right, well, speaking of starting five, we have a
[27:52] Speaker 3: good mostly fans question from underdog user KG the Emperor.
[27:56] Speaker 3: Not sure where he's emperor of, but nonetheless. Said if
[28:00] Speaker 3: the full cast of the show were on a team
[28:02] Speaker 3: in their prime, which y'all rank with other starting fives
[28:06] Speaker 3: in today's NBA? Say it again? So if the full
[28:08] Speaker 3: cast of the show were on a team in their prime,
[28:10] Speaker 3: Wish y'all rank with other starting five. We were on
[28:13] Speaker 3: the team. Yeah. All y'all in y'all prime. Us five? Six.
[28:17] Speaker 6: Oh, six.
[28:17] Speaker 1: Seven.
[28:18] Speaker 8: Seven.
[28:18] Speaker 3: We've been pretty good. Against other podcasts?
[28:22] Speaker 6: You got to be the power four.
[28:24] Speaker 2: I'm the shooter.
[28:25] Speaker 3: Run me off the screens. Center.
[28:27] Speaker 8: Power four.
[28:28] Speaker 6: How many y'all want to work that?
[28:29] Speaker 3: Setting screens.
[28:30] Speaker 8: Huh?
[28:30] Speaker 6: He's a screen setter.
[28:31] Speaker 3: I did play a little five in my day.
[28:32] Speaker 2: Screen setter.
[28:33] Speaker 3: Stretch five.
[28:34] Speaker 6: Getting the dunker.
[28:35] Speaker 7: If we have to play against other podcasts.
[28:38] Speaker 3: Power layups. Tap glass.
[28:41] Speaker 5: Yeah, tap dance, two-hand. I see you, Joe. Two-hand tap.
[28:44] Speaker 5: Mic and drill, reverse layup. Jump over that Saturday paper. Dang,
[28:48] Speaker 5: because we got all... We got all NBA players.
[28:51] Speaker 3: No, no, no.
[28:51] Speaker 4: What I'm saying is shooters and one-on-one players. Ain't no double, dunker, five.
[28:57] Speaker 3: Out, like, whoo! Only one basketball. Rebalance. It don't matter. Shit,
[29:03] Speaker 3: we low-key got Dwight Howard, too. I'll leave Bible study. Low?
[29:06] Speaker 8: Low?
[29:07] Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll play the pig and roll. I'm coming off
[29:09] Speaker 4: the screen, slashing back door.
[29:10] Speaker 3: How do you think?
[29:12] Speaker 1: Iso, Iso work. Where would this 35 rank in today's NBA?
[29:15] Speaker 1: I just can't get my man on the team.
[29:16] Speaker 3: He gotta be the defender. No, no, he gotta be
[29:19] Speaker 3: the defender. It's the new day. You the defender.
[29:22] Speaker 6: It's the new day and age.
[29:23] Speaker 3: He's 3 and D. Mm-hmm. Right?
[29:26] Speaker 8: He can do both. He can do both.
[29:27] Speaker 3: Score anything.
[29:27] Speaker 8: No dilly. No dilly.
[29:27] Speaker 6: And, yo, we'll be all right.
[29:28] Speaker 3: We're going to lose because no one's going to pass.
[29:30] Speaker 8: No one's going to pass. Y'all definitely not going to pass.
[29:40] Speaker 3: Pick and roll.
[29:40] Speaker 4: Listen, we got you on the weak side. I said
[29:43] Speaker 4: the pick and roll. Your man got to help. Lexi
[29:45] Speaker 4: on the bench.
[29:46] Speaker 6: Lexi on the bench.
[29:59] Speaker 4: Go team, go!
[30:03] Speaker 6: One thing we got is.
[30:08] Speaker 3: I'm the only current player on the couch.
[30:11] Speaker 6: He's the sixth man. She gonna get his minutes.
[30:13] Speaker 3: You crazy as hell.
[30:15] Speaker 6: You gonna get his minutes and he don't listen.
[30:17] Speaker 3: I'm the tallest one out here. Me and you need me.
[30:22] Speaker 6: If you don't listen.
[30:23] Speaker 3: That's why I don't want to be stuck in Apocalypse.
[30:26] Speaker 3: You see that shit?
[30:27] Speaker 5: Because he don't listen either.
[30:34] Speaker 3: I just want to see what the huddles. Who's calling
[30:38] Speaker 3: the plays?
[30:39] Speaker 1: Gil?
[30:40] Speaker 8: Yeah, she's going to get minutes. Y'all going to argue
[30:42] Speaker 8: and Gil's going to leave. He's going to play dead.
[30:43] Speaker 8: He's going to act like he hurt.
[30:44] Speaker 3: We'll come up with the game plan.
[30:47] Speaker 6: We'll come up with the game plan.
[30:50] Speaker 3: What's the record? 82 game season. I'm guarding 94 feet though.
[30:54] Speaker 2: How many games will win?
[30:55] Speaker 3: Well, I think 75. All of us on our prime?
[31:00] Speaker 3: All of us on our prime? Are we low-key got
[31:01] Speaker 3: the White House? It's going to be my first losing season.
[31:04] Speaker 3: It's going to be my first losing season. Nah, you capping, dog.
[31:08] Speaker 3: So I'm going to take all of them. Before injuries?
[31:12] Speaker 6: Before all of our injuries.
[31:13] Speaker 3: You might win 20 games. You might win 20.
[31:15] Speaker 6: I'm going to take 0-4-0-5 version of myself.
[31:16] Speaker 3: I'm going to take 0-3-0-4. Probably 06, 07. Probably 06, 07.
[31:24] Speaker 2: I didn't say 10.
[31:24] Speaker 3: 20 games is horrible. 10 is way worse. 20 is
[31:27] Speaker 3: also horrible. 20 and 62.
[31:28] Speaker 2: 20 and 62 is horrible.
[31:29] Speaker 3: We 50 games. Might be good enough to get the
[31:33] Speaker 3: 10th seed in the end. We're going to win 50 games.
[31:36] Speaker 3: We're going to get to the playoffs. Like, since... Rasheed
[31:43] Speaker 3: is with us, too. You got Rasheed, Dwight. You got
[31:45] Speaker 3: Cheryl Swoops. Hell yeah. You got Cheryl Swoops. Oh, we're
[31:48] Speaker 3: going to win.
[31:48] Speaker 6: They ain't coming off the bench.
[31:50] Speaker 5: They ain't coming off the bench.
[31:52] Speaker 3: Sorry. Ain't enough. Sorry, Dwight's starting. I'm the man that
[31:53] Speaker 3: can trade there.
[31:54] Speaker 6: Dwight's starting at five.
[31:55] Speaker 3: Sorry, Joe. I'm the man that can trade. Dwight Howard's
[31:58] Speaker 3: starting at five.
[31:58] Speaker 6: Dwight's starting at five.
[32:00] Speaker 3: Sorry, Joe. He's going to have to win this spot.
[32:02] Speaker 3: He's going to have to win this spot in training camp. Hey,
[32:04] Speaker 3: that's one of those. Lexi, step in here. Who you got? Oh,
[32:07] Speaker 3: not me. Get somebody else. Come on.
[32:10] Speaker 6: Come on, Josiah.
[32:12] Speaker 3: Oh, hell no. Lexi, fight back. It's the apocalypse. It
[32:16] Speaker 3: is the apocalypse.
[32:18] Speaker 2: I do not want to fight back.
[32:19] Speaker 3: Sorry. I already said that. I'm tapping out. I'm tapping out.
[32:22] Speaker 3: Don't care.
[32:22] Speaker 2: Don't give a fuck.
[32:23] Speaker 3: Might as well not waste time. Get it over with.
[32:28] Speaker 3: They said 35 wins max. Damn. They out of their
[32:32] Speaker 3: goddamn mind.
[32:34] Speaker 6: See, they don't know.
[32:35] Speaker 2: It's because y'all are saying I'm not playing.
[32:37] Speaker 3: They don't know.
[32:37] Speaker 1: That's why.
[32:38] Speaker 6: We talking about prime.
[32:40] Speaker 3: This is, like, before injuries, like, when niggas cry. Yeah,
[32:42] Speaker 3: they tripping. They tripping. Chat celebrating. Hater win. Hater ween.
[32:48] Speaker 3: Hater win.
[32:48] Speaker 5: Today's version of it, they judging us on now.
[32:53] Speaker 8: Yeah, they tripping.
[32:54] Speaker 6: Trust me. Go look at that.
[32:56] Speaker 3: Old 304 version. Our size suit with our wings. I know. Like, what?
[32:59] Speaker 3: We need to have a podcast showdown. We can take
[33:02] Speaker 3: on everybody. We'll kill every podcast.
[33:04] Speaker 8: Yeah, everything.
[33:04] Speaker 3: They ain't got enough. They ain't got enough.
[33:05] Speaker 8: And primes? Yeah.
[33:07] Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no... There's no podcast like that. There's no problem.
[33:10] Speaker 4: I mean, the only people that'll be, what, Paul Pierce?
[33:13] Speaker 6: They can team up.
[33:14] Speaker 1: Paul Pierce, KG, and then Matt Barnes.
[33:19] Speaker 6: They can team up. They got Trevor Reese over there
[33:21] Speaker 6: in the mix.
[33:21] Speaker 3: Shout out to you.
[33:22] Speaker 5: They can team up. Tell them I said it.
[33:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, they in here. Then you said y'all.
[33:29] Speaker 6: Could team up.
[33:30] Speaker 3: And listen, Jack. I'm a dog.
[33:32] Speaker 6: I'm going to tell you this. I'm a dog walking.
[33:35] Speaker 3: Whoever got to guard me.
[33:37] Speaker 8: What?
[33:37] Speaker 3: Bro, bro. I'm a dog walking.
[33:40] Speaker 6: I'm a dog walking.
[33:42] Speaker 3: Let's go.
[33:42] Speaker 6: I don't care who.
[33:44] Speaker 3: Let's go. On a leash.
[33:45] Speaker 6: On a leash.
[33:46] Speaker 3: Huh? On a leash?
[33:48] Speaker 4: You know when I get to walk in, hey, man,
[33:50] Speaker 4: hold on.
[33:50] Speaker 8: No, no.
[33:51] Speaker 6: Come back here. Come back here.
[33:53] Speaker 4: We're going to keep milking this. You're going to serve
[33:56] Speaker 4: this motherfucker out the day. It's the new leash, the
[33:58] Speaker 4: backpack with the key.
[34:00] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
[34:00] Speaker 5: It's that new one, how they got the kid on
[34:02] Speaker 5: the leash with the backpack on him.
[34:03] Speaker 3: They dig one full flat. Imagine a man rocking the
[34:06] Speaker 3: baby and the dog at the same time. I mean, the.
[34:08] Speaker 8: Starting five, just in general, you.
[34:11] Speaker 4: Y'all two, you and Dwight Howard, that's... Imagine a man
[34:15] Speaker 4: one full flat in every time until they sub you.
[34:19] Speaker 4: Dan Dickow, you come in the game, one full flat.
[34:23] Speaker 6: Imagine hearing that.
[34:24] Speaker 3: You're not coming off the bench, bro. Imagine hearing that shot.
[34:27] Speaker 8: I could.
[34:27] Speaker 4: You come in the game as a regular NBA player
[34:30] Speaker 4: and a nigga.
[34:31] Speaker 6: No, we got a six-man. One full flat, and then
[34:34] Speaker 6: one full flat. So we got a six-man over here.
[34:36] Speaker 1: Gil, I need you more as a facilitator on this part.
[34:39] Speaker 3: Yeah, he could go crazy.
[34:40] Speaker 8: No, no, no.
[34:41] Speaker 3: No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. One, two, three.
[34:52] Speaker 3: Or five. We could do the Celsius. Either one of y'all.
[34:55] Speaker 3: I mean, we could, but I'm saying if we want
[34:57] Speaker 3: to go big. Either one of y'all.
[35:02] Speaker 6: Nah, he's a six man. He's a six man.
[35:03] Speaker 3: He ain't going to want to play with us. It
[35:06] Speaker 3: depends on what you're like. I'm going to pass. He's
[35:08] Speaker 3: the passer.
[35:08] Speaker 6: He's the point guard.
[35:09] Speaker 3: Nick, what gil do you want to get on this one?
[35:10] Speaker 6: He want me to be the passer.
[35:11] Speaker 8: You want me to be the passer? You ain't seen
[35:14] Speaker 8: him yet.
[35:14] Speaker 3: Nah, I need the 28-29 gil. I'm sorry. I need 28-29.
[35:17] Speaker 3: If it's credentials, everybody start. I'm definitely coming on. I'm
[35:24] Speaker 3: proud for my coming off the bench. I'm a real
[35:26] Speaker 3: corner boy. I'm a corner boy for real. I don't
[35:29] Speaker 3: need to score. I'm cool with it. I'm cool with
[35:31] Speaker 3: a double-double. We shoot when we catch it anyway. We
[35:33] Speaker 3: in the game to do one thing. Shoot it. If
[35:35] Speaker 3: we played in our prime today. We ain't tripping over here.
[35:45] Speaker 8: We good.
[35:45] Speaker 3: You know how fast we gonna be, dawg? Yeah, we
[35:47] Speaker 3: coming in to take off. Huh?
[35:56] Speaker 8: Don't think about that. Y'all getting too excited.
[35:58] Speaker 3: Y'all thinking about that over. It's over, man. Your knees
[36:02] Speaker 3: don't move. My knees hurt thinking about that shit. You
[36:05] Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? Thinking about how fast you got
[36:07] Speaker 3: to run. You know how fast you going to be?
[36:10] Speaker 3: You know the funny thing?
[36:12] Speaker 1: We over here talking, we still doing this.
[36:13] Speaker 6: Like, yeah, boy, I can't.
[36:15] Speaker 3: Back hurting and shit.
[36:16] Speaker 6: You know what I would do it?
[36:17] Speaker 8: Right now, you start getting too into it.
[36:21] Speaker 6: I ain't even got $ 10, 000.
[36:22] Speaker 5: I ain't even got $ 10, 000.
[36:24] Speaker 3: I ain't got it no more. You can feel it, though.
[36:27] Speaker 6: I can tell it hurt.
[36:28] Speaker 3: I know what that feels like.
[36:29] Speaker 1: So we asked the chat, how many games would the
[36:31] Speaker 1: Gills Arena crew win? We gave them four options.
[36:33] Speaker 3: We said 82 games, 60 games, 40 games, or 20 games. 40%
[36:37] Speaker 3: said 60 games, so that is the majority. Shout out
[36:40] Speaker 3: to the chat. Haters no more.
[36:42] Speaker 1: All right, but let's get into some actual basketball talk
[36:45] Speaker 1: on this Halloween edition of Gills Arena presented by Underdog
[36:48] Speaker 1: Woo Woo. Anytime Wimby and Chet Holmgren face off, it's
[36:51] Speaker 1: worth paying attention to. Chet entered the game last night
[36:54] Speaker 1: with a 2-1 career head-to-head record against a French phenom
[36:58] Speaker 1: who bested him for Rookie of the Year in Chet's
[37:00] Speaker 1: redshirt rookie season. Just want to make sure I know.
[37:04] Speaker 1: I have to clarify, as always. Last night proved to
[37:07] Speaker 1: be Chet's night again. Scored 19 points on 7-for-10 shooting,
[37:11] Speaker 1: including a perfect 3-for-3 from long distance, with the Thunder
[37:14] Speaker 1: getting the win. Wimby, on the other hand, had a
[37:16] Speaker 1: rough night, scoring just 6 points on 1-for-5 shooting in
[37:20] Speaker 1: 27 minutes.
[37:21] Speaker 3: It was just the fourth time.
[37:23] Speaker 1: In 75 career games, Wimby has failed to reach double
[37:25] Speaker 1: digits in scoring.
[37:27] Speaker 3: So this is a budding.
[37:28] Speaker 1: Rivalry with ESPN Spurs reporter Michael C. Wright reporting that
[37:32] Speaker 1: Wimby wouldn't say Chet's name in pregame interviews about the matchup,
[37:36] Speaker 1: referring to the entire OKC squad in general instead. So
[37:41] Speaker 1: what are the chances that Wimby versus Chet becomes the
[37:43] Speaker 1: league's next great rivalry?
[37:45] Speaker 8: It ain't going to happen. It's going to happen the
[37:51] Speaker 8: day I think Wimby get, like, a game, like a
[37:54] Speaker 8: real game. Right now he ain't got no game.
[37:56] Speaker 3: Right now Wimby does not have a game, you're saying?
[37:58] Speaker 8: No, he's a straight just lunchtime baller, all highlights.
[38:03] Speaker 3: He need a package, like a go-to. A lunchtime baller.
[38:07] Speaker 3: He's a lunchtime baller. He's got to put it together.
[38:09] Speaker 3: He really need a go-to.
[38:12] Speaker 8: I feel like every time, like, you don't know what
[38:14] Speaker 8: you're going to get. You're going to get either a
[38:15] Speaker 8: step-back threes or you're going to get.
[38:18] Speaker 3: In his second year?
[38:19] Speaker 8: But still, I said he ain't got no game yet.
[38:22] Speaker 8: I'm not saying he ain't going to be good. I
[38:23] Speaker 8: say he ain't got no game yet. Once he figure
[38:26] Speaker 8: out a go-to, once he get one go-to, then it's
[38:29] Speaker 8: going to build to two and three.
[38:30] Speaker 3: Saying he don't have no game?
[38:32] Speaker 8: He's a highlight player. He's a highlight player.
[38:36] Speaker 3: Explain what that means. Random.
[38:38] Speaker 8: You too. Everything is a highlight. You got to do
[38:41] Speaker 8: a step back. But after the step back, you don't
[38:43] Speaker 8: know what else to do if you throw it to
[38:45] Speaker 8: him at the post.
[38:46] Speaker 3: That sounds like the same package Luka got. No, no.
[38:49] Speaker 8: No, it ain't like the same package.
[38:54] Speaker 3: Game time. That's a go-to move. When you have a
[38:57] Speaker 3: book you can open up, right, with a variety of moves.
[39:00] Speaker 3: There's a couple people like that. You know what you're
[39:01] Speaker 3: going to say? You're going to say, it's a ratty.
[39:03] Speaker 3: It's too much. It's all over the place. Can you
[39:05] Speaker 3: tell me his go-to? It's still a book. What is
[39:07] Speaker 3: his go-to? Jump shot. Just a jump shot? Shoot it.
[39:12] Speaker 8: Go-to.
[39:13] Speaker 3: When I'm open, I'm shoot. I'm wimpy, I shoot it. Stop.
[39:16] Speaker 3: That's his go-to.
[39:17] Speaker 6: We know your go-to.
[39:18] Speaker 3: No, I'm saying his go-to. Hold on, hold on. Quick break,
[39:20] Speaker 3: quick break, quick break. Okay, we got it.
[39:22] Speaker 8: Let my soul glow.
[39:23] Speaker 3: Follow the drip. Follow the drip, we got it. here.
[39:30] Speaker 3: That's Michael Jackson that got burned up. But the fact
[39:33] Speaker 3: that he said his go-to is a jump shot. That's
[39:38] Speaker 3: everybody who has a scoring mentality's first option is a jumper.
[39:42] Speaker 2: He takes too many jump shots.
[39:44] Speaker 3: Because that's his go-to. Lunchtime ball, he call, he.
[39:49] Speaker 8: I'm just saying, once he understand and, like, once he
[39:52] Speaker 8: get a go-to, I think his game will expand. Right now,
[39:57] Speaker 8: if he make a three, he gonna keep shooting threes. Like,
[39:59] Speaker 8: he gotta.
[40:00] Speaker 3: At what point do you develop a go-to?
[40:03] Speaker 8: You should always... Everybody have a go-to. In high school,
[40:06] Speaker 8: you have a go-to. In high school, if I had
[40:09] Speaker 8: the ball in five seconds.
[40:10] Speaker 3: I know what I'm gonna do. When you have a
[40:12] Speaker 3: consistent offense, you know where you gonna get your go-to at, right? Yeah. So,
[40:16] Speaker 3: I can't develop a go-to move until I know I
[40:18] Speaker 3: got a go-to spot. Where's my go-to spot to do
[40:22] Speaker 3: my go-to move?
[40:23] Speaker 6: That's what he's saying. He don't have it.
[40:24] Speaker 3: But he do have it. Where? Where's his go-to spot?
[40:28] Speaker 8: You don't get five points.
[40:31] Speaker 3: If he has the ball. So, that's why I said
[40:34] Speaker 3: shoot it. When he get it, his signature is shoot
[40:36] Speaker 3: it because they don't know where to put him. They
[40:38] Speaker 3: don't know where to put him. You can't develop a
[40:40] Speaker 3: package if you don't got no go-to. Like you said,
[40:43] Speaker 3: where's your package at? Left block. And he can tell
[40:47] Speaker 3: us his book on the left block. In high school,
[40:50] Speaker 3: you develop. You develop. No, you do not. Yes, you do. No,
[40:52] Speaker 3: you do not. Yes, you do. You have a page.
[40:54] Speaker 3: You have a page. A person has to do the
[40:57] Speaker 3: same move all the time. That's his go-to. That's a page.
[40:59] Speaker 3: If you know how to get a bucket, I know
[41:01] Speaker 3: I'm going to either miss it. But you're going to
[41:02] Speaker 3: change it. This is a good shot. Your go-to. I'm
[41:05] Speaker 3: going to drive it up and pull up sometimes. If
[41:07] Speaker 3: you got a Hezzy pull-up. You got a Hezzy, right?
[41:09] Speaker 1: Yep.
[41:09] Speaker 3: If you say that's your go-to. until you find out
[41:13] Speaker 3: you can put it down. Then you're like, oh, that's
[41:16] Speaker 3: my new go-to now. Because you're building your package. That's
[41:20] Speaker 3: your counter. So now I'm using my counter all the time. No, no, no.
[41:24] Speaker 3: I was using my counter. Because my go-to was good. Look,
[41:28] Speaker 3: my go-to was good. But now that I got this,
[41:32] Speaker 3: I'm like, this is way better than just doing that.
[41:34] Speaker 6: I don't have to do that no more. I literally
[41:37] Speaker 6: don't do it.
[41:37] Speaker 3: You gotta have one. Who does that?
[41:40] Speaker 6: What do you mean? Like, Dirk, we knew what his
[41:41] Speaker 6: go-to move was.
[41:43] Speaker 4: What was his go-to move? When they're throwing a... At first,
[41:45] Speaker 4: it was just a fadeaway.
[41:46] Speaker 3: And then? Then he used the knee. Okay, so what
[41:48] Speaker 3: did he do? He changed it. He added it.
[41:51] Speaker 8: That's what you do.
[41:52] Speaker 3: Your back is right. Listen.
[41:54] Speaker 8: He don't have nothing yet.
[41:56] Speaker 3: He does have something yet. He's just raw talent. What
[41:58] Speaker 3: does he start with? Even think anything. What's the second one?
[42:02] Speaker 3: Two dribble, bull up. What's next? Kick and roll, step back.
[42:08] Speaker 3: I'm taking what you give me. So if you're going
[42:12] Speaker 3: to give me this every time, it's going to become
[42:14] Speaker 3: my signature, right? If I do this move and you
[42:16] Speaker 3: play defense on me this way every time, is that
[42:19] Speaker 3: my signature move or is this what you're giving me?
[42:20] Speaker 8: Nope.
[42:21] Speaker 2: But he don't got, like, anything signature.
[42:23] Speaker 3: It's not a signature. Is this LeBron's signature? Yes. Yes.
[42:27] Speaker 3: Right here. Right here. Was he doing it in 2016?
[42:29] Speaker 3: He's been doing it forever. No, he hasn't. Actually, he has.
[42:33] Speaker 3: He hasn't.
[42:33] Speaker 6: He didn't notice it.
[42:34] Speaker 3: He hasn't. He didn't notice it forever. He didn't do
[42:37] Speaker 3: it until he got to the Lakers. He didn't do
[42:39] Speaker 3: it until he got to the Lakers. No, he's always
[42:42] Speaker 3: done that. He didn't do this. He didn't do this? Yeah,
[42:44] Speaker 3: right here. All this? I played against him in the playoffs.
[42:49] Speaker 6: That motherfucker did it the whole time.
[42:51] Speaker 3: Against Detroit?
[42:52] Speaker 5: Come on, bro. Sean, I got a question. So you
[42:55] Speaker 5: say you add two to the Hezzy, right?
[42:57] Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. You want to go here.
[43:00] Speaker 5: If don't nobody react to it, you shooting it every time.
[43:05] Speaker 3: KD. That's the move, right? That's the signature.
[43:08] Speaker 4: That's the original move.
[43:10] Speaker 5: That's the signature. If he don't crowd you, there's no
[43:13] Speaker 5: need for you to now go. You're going to do
[43:17] Speaker 5: it every time, and if he don't react to it,
[43:18] Speaker 5: you're going to shoot it. This is your move. The counter,
[43:22] Speaker 5: what they're saying, is now that's that. If I don't
[43:26] Speaker 5: react to it, why the fuck would you hands up me?
[43:29] Speaker 4: And that's what this generation is doing. Why would you
[43:32] Speaker 4: hands up me if I didn't react to the Hezzy?
[43:34] Speaker 3: And now you're taking a bad shot. I'll tell you
[43:38] Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Quincy Doobie mastered this move that I'm
[43:42] Speaker 3: talking about. Quincy Doobie, okay. He never went to the
[43:45] Speaker 3: original Hezzy anymore. He never used it. He literally went
[43:49] Speaker 3: to this move every time. First, he didn't use it
[43:52] Speaker 3: for a counter. That was his signature. Bounce, woof.
[43:56] Speaker 6: Yes.
[43:56] Speaker 3: Bounce, woof. That's his move. It wasn't a Hezzy. It
[44:00] Speaker 3: wasn't a Hesi. That's all I'm saying. That wasn't a Hesi.
[44:03] Speaker 3: He developed another move, and he developed this as his
[44:06] Speaker 3: signature move for his signature question. He didn't have that
[44:10] Speaker 3: as a counter.
[44:12] Speaker 4: He has a signature. He has a signature move.
[44:15] Speaker 1: Right?
[44:16] Speaker 3: Fake the shot. I'm hesitating.
[44:18] Speaker 4: Now, if I do this and go and you stop it,
[44:21] Speaker 4: he has a counter to that.
[44:23] Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not his signature. That's his counter. I'm
[44:26] Speaker 3: talking about his signature. The signature is fake and go.
[44:28] Speaker 3: If he don't go for that, now he has to
[44:30] Speaker 3: do a counter. Yeah, but this is... That's the signature.
[44:33] Speaker 8: That's what I said.
[44:34] Speaker 6: So this is the shot.
[44:35] Speaker 3: Let me.
[44:36] Speaker 6: No, no, he don't.
[44:38] Speaker 3: He don't have. He don't go to that. He don't
[44:40] Speaker 3: go to that. He goes straight to them. He goes
[44:41] Speaker 3: straight to it.
[44:42] Speaker 8: That's his.
[44:42] Speaker 3: That's his signature. So what do we do? Like, what
[44:46] Speaker 3: do you think? So guys want to turn around jump
[44:49] Speaker 3: shot as their signature. Into his signature.
[44:51] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[44:52] Speaker 5: So guys that shoot turn around jumpers as their signature.
[44:55] Speaker 3: Like the fadeaway jumper.
[44:56] Speaker 6: Either shoulder, right? So they just go up and under
[45:00] Speaker 6: for no reason.
[45:02] Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're predicting it. I don't have to go
[45:07] Speaker 3: to my first move because I know you're going to
[45:09] Speaker 3: go bite on my second move. So I can turn
[45:11] Speaker 3: my second move into my signature because I already know
[45:14] Speaker 3: how you're going to go. We don't have that, though.
[45:17] Speaker 3: We don't have that.
[45:17] Speaker 6: But you're going to up and under for no reason.
[45:19] Speaker 3: I'm not doing the up and under for no reason.
[45:21] Speaker 5: If I go to turn and fade, why would I
[45:23] Speaker 5: just not shoot the ball?
[45:25] Speaker 3: If he ain't going to.
[45:25] Speaker 4: If he ain't jump, why would I... turn up and
[45:29] Speaker 4: under to go to another move for no reason.
[45:31] Speaker 3: Because it depends on how you do the move.
[45:33] Speaker 6: No, your signature is doing it.
[45:35] Speaker 8: That shit just gets you subbed out.
[45:37] Speaker 3: Not if you know how to do it. If you
[45:39] Speaker 3: know how to do it. When there's five seconds on
[45:43] Speaker 3: the clock, that's the new dude.
[45:44] Speaker 6: All of us have a move.
[45:46] Speaker 4: That we done perfected and we're going to do and
[45:48] Speaker 4: we're going to go to it. Five seconds on the clock,
[45:51] Speaker 4: he don't have that yet.
[45:53] Speaker 3: Of course he don't. It's his second year. I'm saying
[45:55] Speaker 3: his signature is his first.
[45:56] Speaker 8: But this ain't his second year playing basketball. He been
[45:59] Speaker 8: playing basketball.
[46:00] Speaker 3: For a while. How many 10-year players right now got
[46:03] Speaker 3: signature moves?
[46:03] Speaker 8: My son will go right every time because he knows
[46:05] Speaker 8: he good going that way.
[46:06] Speaker 3: What's Devin Booker's signature move? What do he do going
[46:08] Speaker 3: that way? What's Devin Booker's signature move? You can't tell me.
[46:11] Speaker 3: What's Donovan Mitchell's signature move? What's Jason Tatum's signature move?
[46:17] Speaker 3: Y'all can't tell me.
[46:18] Speaker 8: None of these dudes have been in the league six, seven, eight,
[46:20] Speaker 8: nine years.
[46:21] Speaker 3: In the league. You gonna tell me moves you've seen
[46:23] Speaker 3: him do? You can't tell me those are his signature moves.
[46:26] Speaker 3: He not going to sit here and be like, yeah,
[46:27] Speaker 3: that's my signature move. Niggas don't even got signature moves.
[46:31] Speaker 6: Jason Tatum does. Jason Tatum definitely does. Side step to
[46:35] Speaker 6: the right. Side step to the right. So that's two.
[46:38] Speaker 3: That's three signature moves.
[46:40] Speaker 6: He got one.
[46:40] Speaker 3: It's the same move.
[46:41] Speaker 6: He goes left or he goes right. It's right or left.
[46:43] Speaker 3: It's right or left. Right or left. What's Kyrie's signature move?
[46:47] Speaker 3: He don't have one. He don't have one. Okay, cool.
[46:49] Speaker 3: What's his signature move? KD?
[46:53] Speaker 1: You know what it is?
[46:54] Speaker 3: What's Bradley Bill's? What's Bradley Bill's? He's a shooter. Bradley Bill.
[47:00] Speaker 3: Bradley Bill. That's shooters. What's Steph Curry's signature move? If
[47:04] Speaker 3: you can make shots consistently.
[47:06] Speaker 6: He's in the category of Curry.
[47:08] Speaker 3: Like Luka, right? His actual signature move is right one, pop.
[47:13] Speaker 6: It back, fake it, step back.
[47:15] Speaker 3: That sounds like a bunch of counters. That sounds like
[47:18] Speaker 3: a bunch of counters. Don't it sound like, if you
[47:21] Speaker 3: reach for this, I'll do this, and you'll do this?
[47:23] Speaker 8: No, no, no.
[47:24] Speaker 3: Why would he do it if it ain't about nobody
[47:27] Speaker 3: stopping him doing it? That's exactly what I just said
[47:29] Speaker 3: about that.
[47:30] Speaker 8: That's exactly what I just said about that.
[47:33] Speaker 4: That's exactly what I just said about this.
[47:36] Speaker 3: What are you talking about? I just said, Huh. That's
[47:39] Speaker 3: the signature move. Signature move. Y'all just said Kyrie.
[47:42] Speaker 8: All this.
[47:43] Speaker 3: No, we didn't. No, we said Luka. He just said Luka.
[47:45] Speaker 3: I just said Kyrie. What's Kyrie's signature move? He don't
[47:48] Speaker 3: have one.
[47:48] Speaker 6: Why don't he have one?
[47:50] Speaker 3: Because he got so many. Okay. He got a whole bag.
[47:54] Speaker 3: What's Steph Curry's? What's Steph Curry's? So now we got
[47:57] Speaker 3: two motherfuckers that don't got signature moves. Everybody got Not
[48:00] Speaker 3: a signature move. Everybody don't have a signature move. Because
[48:02] Speaker 3: you're talking about Wendy.
[48:03] Speaker 8: You're talking about Wendy. I said he doesn't have a go-to,
[48:06] Speaker 8: not a signature move.
[48:07] Speaker 3: What is a go-to? What is a go-to? What is
[48:09] Speaker 3: a go-to? It's not a signature. It's a signature move.
[48:12] Speaker 3: My go-to is white. It's a go-to, not a signature move.
[48:15] Speaker 8: No, no.
[48:15] Speaker 3: What is a signature move?
[48:17] Speaker 8: You need a bucket, what you going to do? If
[48:21] Speaker 8: I threw you the ball right now in five seconds,
[48:23] Speaker 8: what you going to do?
[48:24] Speaker 3: You just going to make up some shit? You just
[48:26] Speaker 3: going to make up some shit for you?
[48:28] Speaker 6: Lexi, what did you tell me about Sabrina?
[48:31] Speaker 2: Oh, crossover, step back.
[48:33] Speaker 6: You knew it was coming. You weren't even in the building.
[48:35] Speaker 3: Is that her go-to? Yeah. Is that her signature?
[48:38] Speaker 8: When they do the, um, the, the, the stop report,
[48:40] Speaker 8: what they do?
[48:41] Speaker 3: You went to do it.
[48:42] Speaker 6: You went to do it.
[48:43] Speaker 3: A signature? Okay, so Iris said crossover was a signature, right?
[48:46] Speaker 3: One time, one time, one time, one time. Lexi talking,
[48:49] Speaker 3: Lexi talking.
[48:50] Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like only certain players have, like,
[48:52] Speaker 2: a signature move, but everyone got their go-to.
[48:55] Speaker 3: What is your go-to move? Actually, don't share it now
[48:56] Speaker 3: because I want to get the standing report. I know,
[48:57] Speaker 3: I can't say.
[48:58] Speaker 1: So just make up one so they don't think that's
[49:00] Speaker 1: the move and then you can hit them with the
[49:01] Speaker 1: real one.
[49:02] Speaker 3: But you just hit the real one, right? Yep. Paws over,
[49:05] Speaker 3: step back.
[49:07] Speaker 6: You said you knew it was coming.
[49:08] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[49:09] Speaker 2: That's actually a lot of girls' signature moves now I'm
[49:11] Speaker 2: thinking about it. Going left, step back.
[49:13] Speaker 3: Hey, I had a signature move. What's Joker's signature move? No,
[49:17] Speaker 3: what's his go-to? What's Joker's go-to move? So we're going
[49:19] Speaker 3: to change the words. We're going to move it. We're
[49:21] Speaker 3: going to move it. You don't watch Big Man. I
[49:22] Speaker 3: don't watch Big Man. I know when I was playing, when.
[49:25] Speaker 8: I watched Kobe, I know I tried to do the dribble,
[49:28] Speaker 8: pull up, pump fake.
[49:29] Speaker 3: What's Chet Holmgren's go-to?
[49:31] Speaker 6: Don't have one yet.
[49:31] Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
[49:33] Speaker 8: He just know how to score better than what we
[49:34] Speaker 8: call it.
[49:35] Speaker 6: So why do Wimby have to have a package?
[49:37] Speaker 3: Because....
[49:39] Speaker 8: He's going to be getting five points. Everybody should have
[49:41] Speaker 8: a package. Everybody should have a package. But everybody don't
[49:44] Speaker 8: have a package.
[49:45] Speaker 3: What's Wuppa call it? Everybody don't got a package. What's
[49:48] Speaker 3: Greek Freak? What's his go-to? Yeah, what did he develop?
[49:51] Speaker 3: When he developed one, what happened?
[49:53] Speaker 8: You would never see Greek Freak have a five-point game.
[49:56] Speaker 3: He's doing a Euro every time. But that's the bigger
[49:59] Speaker 3: issue for me.
[49:59] Speaker 1: When we play 27 minutes, five shots, three of them
[50:02] Speaker 1: are three-point.
[50:03] Speaker 3: Greek didn't start doing a Euro to me.
[50:04] Speaker 6: Only five shots?
[50:05] Speaker 3: Yes, five shots.
[50:06] Speaker 1: Hold on.
[50:06] Speaker 8: Hold on.
[50:08] Speaker 6: That's the problem in itself.
[50:10] Speaker 3: Five shots in 25 minutes. He got five shots only. 60%
[50:13] Speaker 3: of those shots were three-pointers. But he don't need no bag.
[50:16] Speaker 3: He didn't even get a chance to get into the bag.
[50:18] Speaker 3: But he shot all threes. Why would I pass it
[50:20] Speaker 3: to a 7'10? Look, I've only got five shots. What
[50:21] Speaker 3: you mean? It don't matter. I got 20 more shots
[50:23] Speaker 3: to shoot. What you talking about? Four threes out of five.
[50:25] Speaker 8: I got two.
[50:30] Speaker 3: One team more shots.
[50:31] Speaker 5: He don't deserve it.
[50:32] Speaker 3: Why he wasn't getting the ball? Five shots. He don't
[50:33] Speaker 3: deserve it. Five shots. Lex, you tripping. Chris Waller. Five.
[50:36] Speaker 3: But three of them were threes. I got 15 more
[50:37] Speaker 3: shots to shoot.
[50:38] Speaker 6: So let me ask you this.
[50:39] Speaker 2: Why is he not getting the ball?
[50:40] Speaker 6: As a star player, do you think that you only.
[50:42] Speaker 3: He's not getting the ball.
[50:43] Speaker 6: Do you think you're only going to get five as
[50:44] Speaker 6: a star player?
[50:45] Speaker 3: No. Of course, I'm going to shoot three. I'm going
[50:46] Speaker 3: to shoot three. I'm trying to test myself.
[50:48] Speaker 4: I'm trying to test where the buck going to stop tonight.
[50:50] Speaker 3: For sure. Chris Paul on your team? Yeah, that's a problem.
[50:53] Speaker 3: We talked about this. That's a problem. Then we talk
[50:55] Speaker 3: about it. We're like, Chris is going to give him
[50:56] Speaker 3: the ball. That's a problem. Chris is going to give
[50:57] Speaker 3: him the ball.
[50:57] Speaker 6: Chris is going to give him the ball.
[50:58] Speaker 3: That's a problem. I don't know. I don't know where
[51:00] Speaker 3: Wimby wants the ball.
[51:01] Speaker 2: At because he floats around the perimeter.
[51:03] Speaker 3: All I'm saying is Wimby don't. How can he show
[51:05] Speaker 3: his package if he ain't?
[51:07] Speaker 8: If you guarding Wimby, what you doing? What way do
[51:10] Speaker 8: you send Wimby? What way do you? You don't even
[51:13] Speaker 8: like to go this way a lot. You don't even
[51:15] Speaker 8: like to go left a lot or even go right.
[51:16] Speaker 8: There's only one way. I turn and I don't see you,
[51:19] Speaker 8: I'm shooting.
[51:20] Speaker 3: Turn, I look, where you at?
[51:22] Speaker 6: Don't think that.
[51:23] Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. He don't think that. He get
[51:25] Speaker 3: the ball and want to do it. You can't think
[51:26] Speaker 3: that in five possessions, bro. You got five possessions. It
[51:28] Speaker 3: don't matter. You got five possessions, bro. It does. Watch this.
[51:33] Speaker 4: When Carlos Boozer was on the block, And he turned
[51:36] Speaker 4: and faced, which way is he going?
[51:38] Speaker 1: Right.
[51:38] Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's going
[51:41] Speaker 3: to his left hand.
[51:42] Speaker 5: Because he's wanting to go to his left.
[51:44] Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
[51:46] Speaker 8: If I cut him off, he would like to drive
[51:48] Speaker 8: this way.
[51:49] Speaker 3: That's what I said. I said, watch him. He's going
[51:50] Speaker 3: to say left, and then boom. Yeah, go to.
[51:52] Speaker 2: And then I would say a signature move is when
[51:55] Speaker 2: James Harden was doing that.
[51:56] Speaker 3: A perfected move. A signature is perfection. It's a perfected move.
[52:01] Speaker 3: This is my go-to, and I perfected my go-to. Not
[52:02] Speaker 3: everybody has that.
[52:04] Speaker 4: A lot of people ain't perfect a move.
[52:07] Speaker 3: For it to be considered a signature move.
[52:10] Speaker 2: That people are trying to emulate.
[52:11] Speaker 4: But everybody has, if you watch someone's game and shit
[52:14] Speaker 4: is getting cracking, they.
[52:15] Speaker 3: Have something to go to.
[52:18] Speaker 4: Wimby game right now is no different than like a
[52:21] Speaker 4: Jordan Poole.
[52:22] Speaker 3: Right?
[52:23] Speaker 4: It's... They have so much in their bag that they
[52:26] Speaker 4: haven't learned, like, this is the beginning of the game package,
[52:31] Speaker 4: and then there's a last five minutes.
[52:33] Speaker 3: When you need buckets, when you need the end of
[52:36] Speaker 3: the game.
[52:36] Speaker 4: Like, if I give him the ball at the end
[52:37] Speaker 4: of the clock, he might, ten shots, they all might
[52:40] Speaker 4: be in.
[52:41] Speaker 3: I get it, but wait, if you don't have organization.
[52:44] Speaker 6: That happens.
[52:46] Speaker 3: That happens. Warriors, Wizards. Jordan Poole, do what you want.
[52:51] Speaker 3: Spurs should be in an organizational format for Wimby to
[52:56] Speaker 3: get shots to not look like Jordan Poole. That's what
[52:59] Speaker 3: I'm saying. I don't know how that's possible.
[53:02] Speaker 5: We spoke before the show and you made previous statements
[53:07] Speaker 5: about Greg Popovich. Yeah, we talked about that. You have
[53:11] Speaker 5: made statements about Pop in the past. And I'm a
[53:14] Speaker 5: big Greg Popovich fan. I love Pop, right? But If
[53:18] Speaker 5: I'm real honest, I get what Shad is saying. And
[53:21] Speaker 5: to the point that the topic that we're on now
[53:26] Speaker 5: speaks to what he is saying.
[53:28] Speaker 3: Facts.
[53:29] Speaker 6: It leads room for question.
[53:32] Speaker 3: With Pop?
[53:32] Speaker 6: Yes.
[53:33] Speaker 3: Let him cook, though. Let me cook real quick. Let
[53:35] Speaker 3: him cook. Brother Knowledge is on building right now. He
[53:39] Speaker 3: about to cook. Yeah. Let me cook, right? Mm-hmm.
[53:49] Speaker 6: There's no way.
[53:51] Speaker 5: Go look at, if we can bring it up, how
[53:53] Speaker 5: many times Tim Duncan only got five shots.
[53:56] Speaker 3: Right?
[53:57] Speaker 6: You have this phenom.
[54:02] Speaker 3: No, not again. That didn't pop out.
[54:05] Speaker 6: If he moved to a shot.
[54:07] Speaker 3: That's crazy.
[54:09] Speaker 5: So, there's no game in this NBA that your future.
[54:17] Speaker 6: Should only get five shots.
[54:20] Speaker 5: You run, if it is the case, you see the
[54:24] Speaker 5: floor of the game, you see the way the game
[54:25] Speaker 5: is going. Guys are running up and down, he's not
[54:28] Speaker 5: getting the touches that he should get. Listen, I'm going
[54:31] Speaker 5: to call, I've been in a game where Greg Popovich
[54:33] Speaker 5: called a timeout and the score was 2-0. That's facts.
[54:38] Speaker 5: Our first two points of the game was a fast
[54:40] Speaker 5: break point. And I guarantee the scouting report said, stop
[54:44] Speaker 5: their fast.
[54:44] Speaker 6: Break, don't let them run. The score was 2-0.
[54:46] Speaker 3: He took all five starters out. Told y'all.
[54:50] Speaker 5: And put them right back in like a minute later.
[54:52] Speaker 5: But the point was that. So that's why I said,
[54:56] Speaker 5: I've seen Pop coach. So that's why I believe in him.
[54:58] Speaker 5: But it leaves room for question.
[55:00] Speaker 3: Is Pop still coaching? Yeah.
[55:02] Speaker 4: There's no reason that any NBA game gets five shots.
[55:08] Speaker 6: You call timeout.
[55:09] Speaker 3: Yes.
[55:10] Speaker 4: You call a play on the Spurs right now.
[55:13] Speaker 5: You call a play. Listen, we running turn five.
[55:16] Speaker 3: Give it to him.
[55:18] Speaker 6: And if you pass it, we got an issue. Call
[55:21] Speaker 6: turn five again.
[55:23] Speaker 5: Whatever you shoot it as, I need you to be aggressive, son.
[55:27] Speaker 3: Yep.
[55:28] Speaker 5: There's nothing else to be said. He didn't shot three
[55:30] Speaker 5: threes in his first five shots.
[55:32] Speaker 6: Time out.
[55:34] Speaker 3: Enough.
[55:35] Speaker 6: We get it.
[55:37] Speaker 3: Trying to warm up. You're trying to get a feel.
[55:38] Speaker 6: We get it.
[55:39] Speaker 3: You're trying to get a feel. We get it. We
[55:40] Speaker 3: know we can shoot.
[55:41] Speaker 6: Let me help you out. Let me get you an
[55:43] Speaker 6: easy touch. An easy look.
[55:46] Speaker 3: Shoot your jump hook, son.
[55:47] Speaker 6: Turn around and jump on the block. Something.
[55:49] Speaker 3: You're 7'5.
[55:50] Speaker 6: Can't nobody block it.
[55:51] Speaker 3: Free throws. Cool.
[55:53] Speaker 6: So I get what you said.
[55:55] Speaker 3: Right? This is for you.
[55:59] Speaker 4: To put him in a situation for you to coach
[56:02] Speaker 4: him and teach him how to be aggressive.
[56:05] Speaker 5: This is a teaching moment. We're about teaching young guys, right?
[56:09] Speaker 5: He's in his second year. Let's help him become this
[56:12] Speaker 5: superstar that we expect him to be. You only got
[56:16] Speaker 5: five shots. This is unacceptable. Win the next game. Tonight, tomorrow,
[56:21] Speaker 5: whatever it is. You're going to get 20 shots.
[56:24] Speaker 3: Easy.
[56:24] Speaker 6: I don't care how you get them.
[56:25] Speaker 5: Don't care how you get them. So, therefore, yes to
[56:30] Speaker 5: what you're saying. I am one of the people. Somebody
[56:33] Speaker 5: asked me the other day, like, is there a team
[56:38] Speaker 5: that I wish I could have played for in my career?
[56:40] Speaker 5: And I said San Antonio because I would love to
[56:42] Speaker 5: play for Pop. Been on the other side of a
[56:45] Speaker 5: lot of the other shit.
[56:48] Speaker 8: Loses.
[56:49] Speaker 4: Biggest stage, first round to the finals, right? Yeah.
[56:52] Speaker 8: Been on the other side of getting out of the coach.
[56:55] Speaker 6: Getting out of the coach.
[56:56] Speaker 3: Right?
[56:57] Speaker 8: Fucking sweat.
[56:58] Speaker 6: We had a squad.
[56:59] Speaker 8: We had a squad.
[57:00] Speaker 6: Should we have got to sweat?
[57:01] Speaker 8: Nah.
[57:02] Speaker 3: Hell nah.
[57:03] Speaker 1: So, Kenton, you asked how many times did Duncan take
[57:06] Speaker 1: five field goals or fewer in his career. He did
[57:08] Speaker 1: it 36 times, but only three times in his 20s.
[57:10] Speaker 1: He's 23, 26, 28.
[57:11] Speaker 5: And then the other five was when he was more
[57:15] Speaker 5: than half an hour.
[57:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, more than half an hour. When he should have
[57:18] Speaker 3: been sitting on the couch with us. From 2014 or later. Absolutely.
[57:20] Speaker 6: So that don't.
[57:22] Speaker 8: But do you want your star player just chucking up three?
[57:25] Speaker 3: No, no. And him going five stars, that's his fault.
[57:28] Speaker 6: You draw a player like Dirk here, right? Let him
[57:31] Speaker 6: catch you on the elbow.
[57:32] Speaker 3: But that's the thing. Be aggressive.
[57:34] Speaker 6: But that's what I'm saying.
[57:35] Speaker 4: We're telling him they should draw up the plays for Dirk.
[57:39] Speaker 3: Hey, don't cross the line.
[57:40] Speaker 6: We're saying, here, go into the pinch post.
[57:43] Speaker 8: Boom.
[57:44] Speaker 6: Go into the.
[57:44] Speaker 3: Post, right? Go ahead.
[57:46] Speaker 8: Go ahead.
[57:47] Speaker 3: Almost crashed out of time? Flame. I'm about to flame. Oh,
[57:49] Speaker 3: you blame it. You blame it. Go ahead, Gil. Go ahead, Gil.
[57:52] Speaker 4: Like, what I'm saying is, we're saying, all right, put
[57:55] Speaker 4: him on the elbow like dirt, right? We're saying put
[57:57] Speaker 4: him on the block because he's 7'5.
[58:02] Speaker 3: Is he... Does he know how to do that yet?
[58:06] Speaker 3: Thank you. No. We watched him in the.
[58:08] Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is, we watched him in the Olympics.
[58:10] Speaker 4: We watch his game right now. That is really something
[58:13] Speaker 4: he doesn't do.
[58:14] Speaker 3: Think about this.
[58:15] Speaker 4: When we watched his team And we blame this team
[58:19] Speaker 4: for not getting the ball. He's wide open by himself
[58:21] Speaker 4: down there. One thing that we didn't point out the
[58:25] Speaker 4: whole time is, did he even try to get open
[58:30] Speaker 4: at all?
[58:31] Speaker 1: Right?
[58:32] Speaker 6: You are 7'5.
[58:33] Speaker 3: How hard is.
[58:36] Speaker 6: It to duck in front of somebody.
[58:38] Speaker 1: And say, throw that?
[58:41] Speaker 3: How hard is it to throw me out of my position?
[58:44] Speaker 3: You know, as a passer, you can throw the offensive
[58:46] Speaker 3: player out of position when he's asking for the ball?
[58:49] Speaker 3: You know when I'm posted up and you throw it
[58:50] Speaker 3: too high and then they, ah.
[58:52] Speaker 6: Too high? Can we throw the ball too high for you?
[58:56] Speaker 3: Can you throw it too high? You know when you
[58:58] Speaker 3: throw it out of bounds? You know when you throw
[59:01] Speaker 3: it out of bounds over his head? Sub. Huh? Sub.
[59:04] Speaker 3: They should have been subbed all year last year. You're
[59:06] Speaker 3: throwing the ball to a post player out of position.
[59:09] Speaker 3: That's the worst thing you can do. He can't even
[59:11] Speaker 3: get in position. He can't even get in position. That's
[59:13] Speaker 3: the worst thing you can do.
[59:15] Speaker 6: We don't have the options.
[59:17] Speaker 3: Bulk up. Get bigger. Spurs offense does what? Get bigger.
[59:20] Speaker 3: Spurs offense is catered to who? What type of position?
[59:23] Speaker 3: Five men.
[59:23] Speaker 6: The five men.
[59:24] Speaker 3: So all those position plays that they have, they should
[59:27] Speaker 3: set for Wimby. They don't because that gets them the
[59:30] Speaker 3: ball underneath the basket. He don't want.
[59:32] Speaker 2: To be there.
[59:32] Speaker 3: I feel like he's Tim Duncan. This thing is not
[59:34] Speaker 3: Tim Duncan.
[59:35] Speaker 4: Well, he don't want to be there because they don't
[59:37] Speaker 4: have Tim Duncan.
[59:38] Speaker 3: They don't have Tim Duncan either.
[59:39] Speaker 4: Because he ain't Tim Duncan.
[59:41] Speaker 6: Nobody's Tim Duncan.
[59:42] Speaker 3: Nobody's Tim Duncan.
[59:43] Speaker 6: He's better than Tim Duncan.
[59:44] Speaker 3: Go ahead and do it like Tim.
[59:45] Speaker 6: He's better than Tim Duncan.
[59:46] Speaker 3: Why do you think he's shooting threes?
[59:48] Speaker 6: Why do you think he's shooting threes?
[59:49] Speaker 3: Just because he's shooting them. Because he's shooting them. He
[59:51] Speaker 3: ain't making them. He's not making them. He's not making them.
[59:54] Speaker 3: He didn't just make one from 40. He didn't just
[59:56] Speaker 3: make one from 40. He didn't just make one from 40.
[59:58] Speaker 3: He didn't make a logo three.
[1:00:00] Speaker 6: He didn't cross half.
[1:00:01] Speaker 3: He didn't have the skills. He watched too much YouTube.
[1:00:03] Speaker 3: He didn't have the skills.
[1:00:04] Speaker 2: That was not a good shot, though.
[1:00:06] Speaker 3: It wasn't. It wasn't. That was a bad shot. Remember
[1:00:08] Speaker 3: when Dame hit that shot against DG? It was a
[1:00:10] Speaker 3: bad shot. Who threw the ball at him out of him?
[1:00:12] Speaker 3: It went in, though. It's different now. It's always.
[1:00:16] Speaker 1: So we're going to be shot 33% for three last seasons,
[1:00:19] Speaker 1: only shooting 19% so far this season. And shooting 19%
[1:00:23] Speaker 1: this season. But what I'm saying is, you are seven.
[1:00:26] Speaker 4: There's nobody that can jump with you that's taller than you,
[1:00:30] Speaker 4: that can actually.
[1:00:31] Speaker 6: If you got the ball under.
[1:00:33] Speaker 4: The lane and then tried to do a hook or something,
[1:00:35] Speaker 4: nobody's blocking that.
[1:00:36] Speaker 3: Say that to everybody. Say it to Chet. Say it
[1:00:39] Speaker 3: to MB.
[1:00:39] Speaker 4: Say it to Joker. Say it to all the bigs
[1:00:42] Speaker 4: that shoot it. We're not talking about shooting threes.
[1:00:45] Speaker 6: What you talking about? We're talking about where's the rest
[1:00:48] Speaker 6: of the game? We know you can shoot it. Where
[1:00:50] Speaker 6: is the rest?
[1:00:50] Speaker 3: What do you mean?
[1:00:51] Speaker 4: Where is your 90? What I'm saying is... What you mean?
[1:00:54] Speaker 3: Thank you. A highlight. What you mean? You don't like highlights?
[1:00:57] Speaker 3: That's all Kobe Bryant did.
[1:00:58] Speaker 6: That's all Kobe Bryant did.
[1:01:00] Speaker 3: Michael Jordan was a book of highlights. Every move was
[1:01:03] Speaker 3: a highlight. All right, all right, all right. Oh, Kyrie
[1:01:08] Speaker 3: not a highlight film?
[1:01:09] Speaker 8: No.
[1:01:09] Speaker 3: No? Hell no. What'd he do for games? He knew
[1:01:12] Speaker 3: he was going to do step backs. Y'all know they watching, right?
[1:01:14] Speaker 3: Y'all know they watching. Say it again. He's not a
[1:01:17] Speaker 3: highlight film.
[1:01:17] Speaker 6: See, that's the problem.
[1:01:18] Speaker 3: You're talking about a highlight.
[1:01:20] Speaker 4: You're talking about a 2% play. Where's the 98% of
[1:01:24] Speaker 4: his play?
[1:01:25] Speaker 3: In his second year. Just like you say, LeBron, he
[1:01:29] Speaker 3: was supposed to be doing all this stuff with a
[1:01:30] Speaker 3: second-round player. He's a second-round player. His first year. Give
[1:01:34] Speaker 3: him time. Give him time. Give him time. They want
[1:01:36] Speaker 3: to give him time, but he had 21 a game.
[1:01:38] Speaker 3: He averaged 21. He averaged 51.
[1:01:46] Speaker 6: Melo knew what his game was.
[1:01:48] Speaker 3: He averaged 21. They said give him time. What kind
[1:01:53] Speaker 3: of basketball you say he play? Highlight basketball. What'd you
[1:01:56] Speaker 3: call it? Highlight reel. Lunchtime ballers. Lunchtime ballers. Lunchtime ballers.
[1:02:00] Speaker 3: 21 a game on lunchtime ballers. It's a YouTube post.
[1:02:03] Speaker 3: YouTube post. Highlight. I mean, George Paul. It was 21
[1:02:06] Speaker 3: a game on lunchtime ballers. It's a lot of O'Packers.
[1:02:10] Speaker 3: It's a lot of lunchtime ballers in the league. Come on, man. Lunchtime.
[1:02:13] Speaker 3: It's a lot of lunchtime ballers. So we need to
[1:02:14] Speaker 3: tell them to go to lunch then. We need to
[1:02:16] Speaker 3: tell a lot of guys to go to lunch.
[1:02:20] Speaker 6: Go to six period. Go to six period. Six period.
[1:02:25] Speaker 6: Go to six period.
[1:02:26] Speaker 3: You're going to sleep after lunch.
[1:02:27] Speaker 8: You're going to sleep after lunch.
[1:02:30] Speaker 3: Oh, we got two more classes. We got two more classes.
[1:02:35] Speaker 3: We got 56 period. Miss Edison class, you sleep in
[1:02:38] Speaker 3: the back. Don't trip. You know it. You know it.
[1:02:40] Speaker 3: You know it. No, I'm saying, listen.
[1:02:48] Speaker 4: After your rookie year, right, which just was free ball,
[1:02:52] Speaker 4: I would have expected.
[1:02:54] Speaker 6: Free ball package. Free ball, just playing basketball.
[1:02:57] Speaker 4: As a rookie, you just play basketball.
[1:03:01] Speaker 3: Right?
[1:03:01] Speaker 6: You're just playing basketball as a rookie.
[1:03:04] Speaker 3: LeBron James just played basketball.
[1:03:06] Speaker 6: Jordan's first year, he just played basketball. What Kobe was.
[1:03:09] Speaker 4: Doing his first year, that was basketball. What Luka was doing,
[1:03:12] Speaker 4: it's basketball. You're just using your natural talent, and.
[1:03:15] Speaker 6: Then you narrow it down.
[1:03:17] Speaker 4: I expected that this summer, he was coming into the
[1:03:22] Speaker 4: season with something that when we watched the game, we
[1:03:25] Speaker 4: were like, okay, he worked on that.
[1:03:28] Speaker 3: You're telling me he looks better.
[1:03:30] Speaker 6: He looks better this year.
[1:03:32] Speaker 3: You're telling me you look better this year than you
[1:03:35] Speaker 3: did last year? You mean to tell me I got
[1:03:36] Speaker 3: less shots this year than I did last year? You
[1:03:39] Speaker 3: mean to tell me y'all ain't learned a lesson?
[1:03:42] Speaker 4: This year, he looking like a rookie.
[1:03:43] Speaker 3: Man. He look like a rookie. You give me the
[1:03:45] Speaker 3: ball like a rookie.
[1:03:45] Speaker 6: He look like a rookie this year, right?
[1:03:48] Speaker 3: You give me the ball like a rookie.
[1:03:48] Speaker 6: This is rookie year.
[1:03:50] Speaker 3: Five shots. I think he too tired for me.
[1:03:51] Speaker 6: I wouldn't.
[1:03:52] Speaker 3: Listen, you know what? I think he tired.
[1:03:55] Speaker 1: Averaging three less shots per game than he did last season.
[1:03:57] Speaker 3: He could possibly, for.
[1:03:58] Speaker 6: A rookie, he had a long fucking year.
[1:04:01] Speaker 3: He had a long time, bro.
[1:04:03] Speaker 6: He had a long year. If he said that, I
[1:04:06] Speaker 6: would be like, I accept that.
[1:04:08] Speaker 3: I accept that. Y'all being weird.
[1:04:11] Speaker 4: Bro, what?
[1:04:11] Speaker 3: You don't think he'd come in here like, give me
[1:04:13] Speaker 3: the ball? I want the ball.
[1:04:14] Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck about him having to play.
[1:04:15] Speaker 3: I think he's tired. LeBron James is 22nd year? I
[1:04:17] Speaker 3: think he's mentally tired. Twenty-second year, how many shots did
[1:04:24] Speaker 3: he take the last game? I think he took about...
[1:04:26] Speaker 3: He took about what? A lot of shots, right? You're
[1:04:29] Speaker 3: not telling me no 13-year-old is out here talking about,
[1:04:32] Speaker 3: I don't want to take a lot of shots. He
[1:04:34] Speaker 3: won't smoke with everybody. He won't shoot at everybody.
[1:04:37] Speaker 6: You just talked.
[1:04:38] Speaker 3: You just talked. You just talked. You just talked. It
[1:04:41] Speaker 3: ain't got nothing to do with him. It ain't got
[1:04:44] Speaker 3: nothing to do with Winby. I need the ball to shoot.
[1:04:47] Speaker 3: I need the ball to shoot. I need the ball
[1:04:49] Speaker 3: to shoot. I need the ball to shoot. I need
[1:04:52] Speaker 3: the ball. Go. I need the ball. He need the
[1:04:54] Speaker 3: coach to give him the ball.
[1:04:56] Speaker 6: He need the coach to give him the ball. He
[1:04:59] Speaker 6: need the timeout.
[1:05:03] Speaker 3: Does anybody else but the coach get you the ball?
[1:05:05] Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, who give me the boom give it
[1:05:06] Speaker 3: in this organization Anybody he don't want to give it
[1:05:08] Speaker 3: to Chris Paul won't give him the ball? Get the
[1:05:21] Speaker 3: fuck off.
[1:05:21] Speaker 8: Why did Chris Paul go there? You think he went
[1:05:22] Speaker 8: there not to pass the ball?
[1:05:23] Speaker 3: Greg Popovich is giving the ball to who?
[1:05:25] Speaker 8: You know, Chris said, you know, I'm going to just
[1:05:26] Speaker 8: go fuck this nigga life up.
[1:05:28] Speaker 3: Right. I'm going to just go here and mess this up.
[1:05:30] Speaker 8: He just did it to Steph. He just did it
[1:05:31] Speaker 8: to Steph, didn't he? It's been like seven months. You
[1:05:33] Speaker 8: didn't get no chip.
[1:05:34] Speaker 3: No, he didn't. It's been like seven months.
[1:05:36] Speaker 6: You didn't get no chip. He wasn't winning no chip.
[1:05:38] Speaker 3: So what you go for? I don't know. Opportunity. I
[1:05:43] Speaker 3: needed a team. I needed a team. So what you
[1:05:46] Speaker 3: come down here for? If you ain't come down here
[1:05:49] Speaker 3: to help me get 20 shots, man, you got to
[1:05:50] Speaker 3: move around. One game? That's on him. So why are
[1:05:53] Speaker 3: we talking about it? Did you just say one game?
[1:05:54] Speaker 3: Did you just say one game? Did you just say
[1:05:56] Speaker 3: one game? I'm sure they gave him the ball. Did
[1:05:58] Speaker 3: you just say one game? I'm sure they gave him
[1:05:59] Speaker 3: the ball. Did you just say one game? I'm sure
[1:06:01] Speaker 3: they gave him the ball. I'm so serious. Did you
[1:06:06] Speaker 3: just say one game? They trying to blame everybody else.
[1:06:07] Speaker 3: He probably got double-teamed. He on the court. He got double-teamed.
[1:06:09] Speaker 3: He got double-teamed. Yeah, he got double-teamed.
[1:06:11] Speaker 8: He don't know how to shoot out the double-team.
[1:06:12] Speaker 3: Don't say that. He got double-teamed. He got double-teamed. One game?
[1:06:15] Speaker 3: One game, right? One game, right? They knew what to do.
[1:06:18] Speaker 3: Spanned on it one game?
[1:06:20] Speaker 8: They knew what to do.
[1:06:20] Speaker 3: One game. One game. And they lost by what?
[1:06:22] Speaker 8: They was down by 20 the whole game down there.
[1:06:25] Speaker 3: One game, right? They was getting blew up? They was
[1:06:26] Speaker 3: getting blew up. Yeah, they was getting blew up. Well,
[1:06:27] Speaker 3: let's keep this thing moving.
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[1:06:49] Speaker 3: Do we have a body bag available? Yeah, we do. Okay.
[1:06:52] Speaker 3: For Billie Jean and his love.
[1:06:55] Speaker 8: For Billie Jean and his love.
[1:06:57] Speaker 3: And his back.
[1:06:58] Speaker 6: This joker died.
[1:06:59] Speaker 4: This joker died.
[1:07:02] Speaker 3: He always blaming the coaches. Billie Jean and Beetlejuice better
[1:07:06] Speaker 3: beat it. I'm going to beat your ass right back.
[1:07:09] Speaker 3: Can y'all call a timeout? I can call a timeout.
[1:07:12] Speaker 4: Because the players won't ask me to ball.
[1:07:14] Speaker 3: Yeah, coach.
[1:07:15] Speaker 6: You crazy?
[1:07:16] Speaker 3: Damn, the coach, the coach.
[1:07:18] Speaker 4: Hey, man, if y'all don't give me that goddamn rock
[1:07:20] Speaker 4: on the head, what did LeBron James say?
[1:07:22] Speaker 6: What did LeBron James say to Rudy?
[1:07:24] Speaker 2: Give me the fucking ball.
[1:07:27] Speaker 6: Swing, swing, motherfucker.
[1:07:28] Speaker 3: He didn't say, hey. He said, he didn't say. JJ,
[1:07:31] Speaker 3: can you tell him to swing, swing?
[1:07:34] Speaker 6: Swing, swing, motherfucker.
[1:07:36] Speaker 3: As soon as Rui got out there, uh. So, Sean.
[1:07:40] Speaker 5: He's talking in French.
[1:07:41] Speaker 3: Turn up. He went emo.
[1:07:42] Speaker 4: That don't understand French.
[1:07:43] Speaker 6: He's doing all the way.
[1:07:44] Speaker 3: Hey, Rui got the ball. He's doing LeBron on the bench.
[1:07:47] Speaker 3: You don't know how to speak. Talking about some swing,
[1:07:49] Speaker 3: swing to that nigga. No, no, no, no, no, no.
[1:07:51] Speaker 6: We lost one.
[1:07:52] Speaker 3: He talking in French. We lost one game. You ain't
[1:07:54] Speaker 3: talking about swing, swing to who? Lose two in a row. No.
[1:07:58] Speaker 6: We lost one in a row.
[1:08:00] Speaker 3: Two in a row. One.
[1:08:01] Speaker 6: Drop them down.
[1:08:02] Speaker 3: One game. One game in a row?
[1:08:04] Speaker 8: One game.
[1:08:05] Speaker 3: We only lost one game. In a row.
[1:08:07] Speaker 4: We lost one legitimate game, and God and the basketball
[1:08:13] Speaker 4: gods gave us game two. You better realize what happened there.
[1:08:21] Speaker 4: Bronny was going back home. The only way he was
[1:08:23] Speaker 4: getting in that game is what?
[1:08:25] Speaker 8: A blowout.
[1:08:26] Speaker 3: A blowout. It don't matter which way we go. It
[1:08:28] Speaker 3: does matter.
[1:08:29] Speaker 6: Get the boy in the game.
[1:08:30] Speaker 3: Got in the game.
[1:08:32] Speaker 6: He had his first bucket where he.
[1:08:34] Speaker 4: I mean, to be honest, no jokes aside, I know
[1:08:38] Speaker 4: there's some fans in there that was probably feeling like
[1:08:42] Speaker 4: proud parents.
[1:08:43] Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
[1:08:43] Speaker 6: They watched this little.
[1:08:45] Speaker 4: Kid walk around in this diaper, being held to then score.
[1:08:49] Speaker 4: They've been there that long as fans to watch the
[1:08:52] Speaker 4: little kid who's watching his father to watch both of
[1:08:56] Speaker 4: them play. I mean, for them Cleveland fans, some of
[1:09:00] Speaker 4: those got to be like, yo, this is an amazing
[1:09:03] Speaker 4: moment for me.
[1:09:04] Speaker 3: Well, Gil, let's talk about it.
[1:09:05] Speaker 1: Wednesday night, LeBron and Bronny returned to their homeland as
[1:09:09] Speaker 1: the Lakers were looking to bounce back from a road
[1:09:11] Speaker 1: not win to the Suns against the undefeated Cavs.
[1:09:15] Speaker 3: The emotions and atmosphere....
[1:09:17] Speaker 6: We out here, you know, it is a turned up
[1:09:19] Speaker 6: in the arena.
[1:09:21] Speaker 3: So I'm Thor, watch out. Ladies and gentlemen.
[1:09:26] Speaker 6: That's my son. That's Cash.
[1:09:29] Speaker 8: A.K.A. Papa.
[1:09:32] Speaker 1: Like I said, Wednesday night, LeBron and Bronny returned to
[1:09:36] Speaker 1: their homeland, looking to bounce back from a road not
[1:09:39] Speaker 1: win against the Suns, taking on the undefeated Cavs.
[1:09:42] Speaker 3: The emotions and.
[1:09:43] Speaker 1: Atmosphere appeared to be too overwhelming for the James gang
[1:09:46] Speaker 1: in the purple and gold. Well, that and the Cavs'
[1:09:49] Speaker 1: 42-point first quarter offensive explosion. Evan Mobley led the Cavs
[1:09:52] Speaker 1: with 25 points, five boards. Jared Allen had 20.17 rebounds.
[1:09:55] Speaker 1: Donovan Mitchell put up 24-7 dimes, three steals. LeBron was
[1:09:59] Speaker 1: the Lakers' leading scorer, finishing with 26 points. AD had 22-13,
[1:10:02] Speaker 1: and Dalton Connect came off the bench and finished with
[1:10:05] Speaker 1: 18 points after going.
[1:10:06] Speaker 3: Donut against Phoenix.
[1:10:08] Speaker 1: So Lakers, after starting the season 3-0 with an 82-0
[1:10:11] Speaker 1: season in sight, have now lost to their 3-2 after
[1:10:15] Speaker 1: suffering their first and likely only blowout of the season.
[1:10:18] Speaker 3: They had to have at least one.
[1:10:20] Speaker 1: But it should be noted that after the Dodgers went
[1:10:22] Speaker 1: down 5-0 in the third inning of Game 5 of
[1:10:25] Speaker 1: the World Series, the Lakers sacrificed their own win to
[1:10:28] Speaker 1: help lift the Blue Crew to a World Series title.
[1:10:32] Speaker 1: and an ultimate display of selflessness. But what do y'all, Sean, Sean,
[1:10:36] Speaker 1: you can go first. I know you did forecast that
[1:10:39] Speaker 1: some scary things may be on the horizon. What do
[1:10:42] Speaker 1: you think about the Lakers getting blown out by the Cavs,
[1:10:44] Speaker 1: and is that a big deal?
[1:10:47] Speaker 3: I mean, seeing that the Dodgers won, I think it
[1:10:49] Speaker 3: was a great day, you know, to see the Lakers struggle,
[1:10:52] Speaker 3: to see, you know, it look real nasty. You know,
[1:10:56] Speaker 3: I just try to figure out why it's so serious,
[1:11:00] Speaker 3: you know. These Lakers are just absolutely, they're disgusting. You know,
[1:11:08] Speaker 3: they disgust me. They disgust me. Shot Lakers not at
[1:11:10] Speaker 3: full strength. Two key rotational players. Yeah, but it's like
[1:11:13] Speaker 3: stomach turning to watch Austin Reeves be outplayed by a rookie.
[1:11:20] Speaker 3: And then watch D-Lo just, ugh. I'm just so glad
[1:11:25] Speaker 3: I'm not a Laker fan. You know what I'm saying?
[1:11:27] Speaker 3: I would be very upset with the fact that they
[1:11:30] Speaker 3: made no moves. Don Connect is their star player. They
[1:11:35] Speaker 3: need to invest in him. They need to invest. This year,
[1:11:39] Speaker 3: if it was just the this year thing, yeah. They
[1:11:42] Speaker 3: need to invest in him. How do you feel about
[1:11:44] Speaker 3: the Lakers?
[1:11:47] Speaker 4: You can't stop fate, man. Like, He played the first
[1:11:53] Speaker 4: game with his dad, right? And then he ain't played since.
[1:11:57] Speaker 4: You go to Cleveland, it feels, when you watch the game,
[1:12:02] Speaker 4: it feels as if they, it feels as if this
[1:12:08] Speaker 4: was more of a script, right? In a sense, like,
[1:12:12] Speaker 4: y'all getting blown out, y'all getting blown out.
[1:12:14] Speaker 3: To the point where he gets in.
[1:12:16] Speaker 4: Y'all are, all of y'all are playing horrible. to the
[1:12:21] Speaker 4: point where he do get in in his hometown, and
[1:12:24] Speaker 4: he scores his first point in his hometown.
[1:12:27] Speaker 3: God, did that.
[1:12:28] Speaker 6: That's, that's, you know what I mean?
[1:12:29] Speaker 3: That's not, that's not by accident, man. That is, like,
[1:12:33] Speaker 3: you can't, You can't erase that.
[1:12:35] Speaker 4: Like, hitting the first point in L.A. is cool, but
[1:12:38] Speaker 4: hitting your first point where you're from and where you
[1:12:40] Speaker 4: watch all your basketball is a whole nother feeling.
[1:12:43] Speaker 3: For sure, that's a fact.
[1:12:44] Speaker 4: So I don't get, like, me as a fan just watching, like,
[1:12:47] Speaker 4: when I heard, I'm like, like, somebody was like, oh,
[1:12:50] Speaker 4: you watching the Cavs? I said, I'm only watching if
[1:12:52] Speaker 4: there's a blowout knowing if Bronny's going to get in.
[1:12:54] Speaker 4: I'm only going to watch it if it's a blowout
[1:12:57] Speaker 4: and Bronny's going to get in to see if he
[1:12:58] Speaker 4: scores his first bucket back there.
[1:13:00] Speaker 1: So you brought it up. Let's talk about it. It
[1:13:02] Speaker 1: wasn't all bad for the Lakers. Uh, Fans in Cleveland chanted,
[1:13:05] Speaker 1: we want Bronny in the third quarter.
[1:13:07] Speaker 3: That's crazy. Then again in the fourth quarter.
[1:13:09] Speaker 8: That's crazy.
[1:13:09] Speaker 1: And J.J. Redick decided to put him in the game
[1:13:11] Speaker 1: with about five minutes remaining.
[1:13:13] Speaker 2: How long do you think this is going to be?
[1:13:14] Speaker 6: Five minutes.
[1:13:15] Speaker 3: Okay.
[1:13:16] Speaker 1: But with just over two minutes left in the game,
[1:13:18] Speaker 1: Bronny got his first career bucket.
[1:13:20] Speaker 3: Special moment for the Akron board kid. Hold on, hold on,
[1:13:24] Speaker 3: hold on, hold on. Rewind. I seen somebody stand up. No, rewind.
[1:13:28] Speaker 6: Oh, no, no, they were standing.
[1:13:29] Speaker 3: Let's see it again.
[1:13:30] Speaker 6: I want to show shot.
[1:13:31] Speaker 3: Hey, shot, shot.
[1:13:32] Speaker 4: Remember you said, like, LeBron stuff when he was doing it?
[1:13:35] Speaker 4: He hit you with his daddy move.
[1:13:37] Speaker 3: Yes. Watch. Go forward, go forward, go forward.
[1:13:40] Speaker 1: Bronny used his pop's patented LeFu3 move to get the bucket.
[1:13:44] Speaker 8: What, what? Uh-huh.
[1:13:49] Speaker 1: Arguably the greatest first basket for any rookie in NBA history.
[1:13:54] Speaker 3: Watch.
[1:13:54] Speaker 8: Here we go.
[1:13:55] Speaker 3: Watch. Man, that Kardashian.
[1:13:56] Speaker 4: Watch.
[1:13:58] Speaker 3: Keep you in the league. He sure did do that.
[1:14:02] Speaker 3: Already has a go-to move. Bronny already has a go-to
[1:14:05] Speaker 3: move this early in his career.
[1:14:07] Speaker 6: That's what you shot.
[1:14:09] Speaker 3: A signature move passed out from the family. LeBron had
[1:14:13] Speaker 3: to try to play it off. He was smiling in
[1:14:14] Speaker 3: his head. You already know. Hollywood. Parties. Weird parties.
[1:14:20] Speaker 1: So Bronny ended the game with two points to assist
[1:14:22] Speaker 1: a steal and five minutes to action. And, of course,
[1:14:25] Speaker 1: he and LeBron are now the highest-scoring father-son duo in
[1:14:27] Speaker 1: NBA history. A record-breaking day. We push narratives on the show.
[1:14:34] Speaker 1: We're in the media, but we're not really in the media.
[1:14:36] Speaker 1: We're not really in the media. Y'all definitely ain't talking
[1:14:38] Speaker 1: no basketball. Let me know when y'all gonna talk some basketball.
[1:14:42] Speaker 3: When the Paramount credits cut, y'all done with the movie shit.
[1:14:47] Speaker 3: Tell me when we talking some hoop. Talk Laker hoop, please.
[1:14:51] Speaker 2: You don't like the Lakers?
[1:14:53] Speaker 3: Talk Laker hoop, not Laker movies. Technically Laker hoop, Sean.
[1:14:57] Speaker 3: It's not the production company. What are we doing?
[1:14:59] Speaker 8: So you didn't like seeing that yesterday?
[1:15:02] Speaker 3: That didn't warm your heart? I don't watch the Lakers play.
[1:15:05] Speaker 2: But you saw him score.
[1:15:07] Speaker 3: That was your first time seeing it, Sean. I didn't
[1:15:09] Speaker 3: see it. What happened? Your makeup looked like a tear.
[1:15:12] Speaker 3: He's a child. You checking in the first time. You
[1:15:14] Speaker 3: making your first bucket in the NBA wasn't cold. For you? See,
[1:15:23] Speaker 3: he played better than... See, he played better than Wimby. See,
[1:15:26] Speaker 3: he played better than Wimby last night. Why does it
[1:15:28] Speaker 3: have to relate to me? What does it have to
[1:15:30] Speaker 3: do with Wimby? It has nothing to do with me. Like,
[1:15:33] Speaker 3: we're not going to do that. It has nothing to
[1:15:34] Speaker 3: do with me.
[1:15:34] Speaker 6: You're talking about Bronny.
[1:15:36] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[1:15:37] Speaker 3: I just said, when are we going to get past
[1:15:39] Speaker 3: the credits and we're going to watch the game? We're
[1:15:42] Speaker 3: going to stop watching the movie. Right now. Need a
[1:15:45] Speaker 3: new charger. We were talking about the Lakers, and he
[1:15:49] Speaker 3: was just like, all we talked about was Bronny checking
[1:15:51] Speaker 3: in the game. I was like, yeah, at what point
[1:15:53] Speaker 3: are we going to talk about the game? For Cleveland fans,
[1:15:56] Speaker 3: that was the most important thing. No, Cleveland Cavaliers actually
[1:15:59] Speaker 3: look good. They whooped their ass. They whooped the Lakers' ass.
[1:16:02] Speaker 3: They look good, but what.
[1:16:02] Speaker 4: I'm saying is for the Cleveland fans themselves.
[1:16:06] Speaker 4: Their hero, I don't give a fuck what nobody said.
[1:16:10] Speaker 3: LeBron James is.
[1:16:12] Speaker 6: Ohio, Cleveland, that whole motherfucking side, that's their hero.
[1:16:17] Speaker 3: The hero had a son. The son made it to.
[1:16:20] Speaker 4: The NBA, and the son's first bucket was in front
[1:16:25] Speaker 4: of us. Like, you can't tell them nothing now.
[1:16:28] Speaker 3: That was a championship for those people last night.
[1:16:30] Speaker 1: A lot of Cleveland fans said that moment was bigger
[1:16:33] Speaker 1: than actually Bron bringing them their championship, seeing Bronowski.
[1:16:36] Speaker 6: No, no, man, probably.
[1:16:38] Speaker 4: For some of them people, probably yes. It's probably second.
[1:16:43] Speaker 4: It's probably second.
[1:16:44] Speaker 3: Like, it's a dad moment. It's a parent moment. It's second.
[1:16:47] Speaker 4: Like, you sitting there with your kid watching LeBron James
[1:16:52] Speaker 4: grow up, and then the son that you watching, and
[1:16:55] Speaker 4: then he comes in, and y'all a little bit older,
[1:16:58] Speaker 4: your son's an adult, and boom. That same kid is
[1:17:03] Speaker 4: scoring here.
[1:17:03] Speaker 1: We do have somebody on this couch who knows that feeling. Kenyon,
[1:17:06] Speaker 1: only member on this couch currently to have your son
[1:17:08] Speaker 1: follow in your footsteps, make it to the league. How
[1:17:10] Speaker 1: special of a moment was it for you to see
[1:17:12] Speaker 1: KJ get his first bucket?
[1:17:15] Speaker 6: It was dope.
[1:17:16] Speaker 5: No, it was a good thing, man. Just for him
[1:17:18] Speaker 5: to be there is a blessing in itself.
[1:17:21] Speaker 3: Don't cry.
[1:17:21] Speaker 6: That was last year.
[1:17:22] Speaker 3: Don't you cry, motherfucker.
[1:17:24] Speaker 6: Don't you cry, motherfucker.
[1:17:26] Speaker 5: That was last year.
[1:17:31] Speaker 3: That was this time last year.
[1:17:35] Speaker 6: That was dope.
[1:17:35] Speaker 5: Just for him to be there in his self is
[1:17:37] Speaker 5: a blessing and an honor. But, no, just to see him,
[1:17:41] Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying? Just, yeah, know that you're
[1:17:44] Speaker 5: in the league. You know, it's that. And, yeah, he
[1:17:47] Speaker 5: ain't got a lot of buckets since then. I think
[1:17:51] Speaker 5: y'all are.
[1:17:51] Speaker 2: Just deflecting on how bad the buckets look.
[1:17:54] Speaker 7: Do y'all think the Cavs should retire, I mean, have
[1:17:57] Speaker 7: a statue for Brown right now?
[1:17:58] Speaker 3: Oh, no, there's going to be a statue. No, no, no,
[1:17:59] Speaker 3: but right now while he's playing. Do you think, like... No, no, no, no.
[1:18:04] Speaker 6: Like Jordan did?
[1:18:05] Speaker 7: Yeah, because do you think that he's done enough for
[1:18:07] Speaker 7: Cleveland to be able to get that?
[1:18:09] Speaker 3: Like right now, though, before he retires.
[1:18:11] Speaker 6: They would have never saw a championship.
[1:18:13] Speaker 3: I think they should do a statue while he's playing.
[1:18:15] Speaker 1: And make the face realistic if we do have one request.
[1:18:17] Speaker 3: Just to get it out the way.
[1:18:19] Speaker 7: Because he got to do Miami.
[1:18:20] Speaker 3: He's getting one in Miami. He's probably getting one in L.A.
[1:18:22] Speaker 3: What I'm saying is, if you're a Cleveland... Everywhere. You
[1:18:26] Speaker 3: need something. If you're a Cleveland....
[1:18:29] Speaker 4: And this is hometown, right? This is not Michael Jordan.
[1:18:33] Speaker 4: This is a hometown.
[1:18:34] Speaker 3: Hero for you, right? And he's still playing?
[1:18:38] Speaker 4: I'm probably thinking that this would be crazy and good
[1:18:45] Speaker 4: for us if we did a statue while he's living,
[1:18:50] Speaker 4: when he comes here.
[1:18:51] Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
[1:18:52] Speaker 4: And make it a statue day when he's coming with
[1:18:55] Speaker 4: his team. Either they can't do it this year, maybe
[1:18:57] Speaker 4: next year.
[1:18:58] Speaker 3: Yeah, next year with his son. Like, do it.
[1:19:00] Speaker 4: Him being retired and coming here and making it a day,
[1:19:02] Speaker 4: I don't know if that hits the same. Wait, here
[1:19:04] Speaker 4: in L.A.? No, what I'm saying, I don't know if
[1:19:06] Speaker 4: it hits this, once he retires, then we do one.
[1:19:09] Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, he needs to be playing now.
[1:19:11] Speaker 4: Even with the Wade one, that wasn't the same feeling
[1:19:18] Speaker 4: as if he came to town. And all those fans,
[1:19:21] Speaker 4: them D-Way fans are coming there to watch the game
[1:19:24] Speaker 4: and watch him. That hits a little different. That's just
[1:19:26] Speaker 4: PR right there. I'm giving them PR. Next year, I
[1:19:30] Speaker 4: will be trying to unveil... There's a statue for him.
[1:19:34] Speaker 4: You're going to do it. I'll do it while he's
[1:19:36] Speaker 4: still living. Michael Jordan had one. That's what I'm saying.
[1:19:39] Speaker 4: This is what I'm saying. Motherfuckers in there rubbing that
[1:19:41] Speaker 4: shit before the game.
[1:19:42] Speaker 3: Ooh, that's good luck. That's good luck.
[1:19:44] Speaker 7: So does LeBron deserve that opportunity.
[1:19:47] Speaker 3: To be able to live that up? So the first
[1:19:49] Speaker 3: statue is going to be him making the decision to
[1:19:52] Speaker 3: go to Miami. Like sitting in the chair. The statue
[1:19:57] Speaker 3: sitting in the chair. I'm going to take my talent
[1:19:59] Speaker 3: to South Beach. No, that's going to be the one
[1:20:01] Speaker 3: in Miami. That's the first one. That's the first one
[1:20:03] Speaker 3: in Cleveland. It's going to be on the left side
[1:20:04] Speaker 3: of the stadium. And then when he come back to
[1:20:08] Speaker 3: Cleveland and leave again, I'm taking my talent to Hollywood now.
[1:20:11] Speaker 3: I'm telling you. And then the other side of the
[1:20:13] Speaker 3: room is going to have him going to Hollywood.
[1:20:15] Speaker 7: The one he's going to have in Cleveland is when
[1:20:17] Speaker 7: he's doing the talk.
[1:20:18] Speaker 3: And then the one in Hollywood is going to be
[1:20:21] Speaker 3: the one he had in Space Jam when he... You
[1:20:23] Speaker 3: got the Space Jam, John.
[1:20:25] Speaker 7: I mean, listen, he getting three.
[1:20:27] Speaker 3: He might get three.
[1:20:29] Speaker 4: When they knew that was going to be his last year,
[1:20:32] Speaker 4: they should have revealed that statue.
[1:20:33] Speaker 3: His last game. Right after the 60, walk outside. Boom!
[1:20:41] Speaker 1: Let's shift it. So, Bronny got his first bucket. What
[1:20:43] Speaker 1: do you remember about getting your first bucket? How did
[1:20:45] Speaker 1: you feel scoring your first bucket.
[1:20:48] Speaker 8: In the league?
[1:20:49] Speaker 2: We're trying to make you feel something.
[1:20:50] Speaker 3: First bucket in the league. What do you want me
[1:20:51] Speaker 3: to feel? Man, I mean. What was your first bucket?
[1:20:53] Speaker 3: You got a big smile on your face. My first
[1:20:54] Speaker 3: bucket was against.
[1:20:58] Speaker 6: Portland.
[1:21:00] Speaker 3: Portland. Lil Wayne was at the game. See? Got a
[1:21:04] Speaker 3: bucket in front of him. I started that game. I
[1:21:05] Speaker 3: only had two points.
[1:21:07] Speaker 1: You did not have to tell us that part. We
[1:21:08] Speaker 1: would have rolled with the story. You got a bucket
[1:21:10] Speaker 1: in front of Lil Wayne.
[1:21:11] Speaker 3: So you was wimpy moment.
[1:21:13] Speaker 8: That's why that's wimpy moment.
[1:21:14] Speaker 3: Here's Marty J. If I was the number one pick,
[1:21:17] Speaker 3: I'd have shot way more.
[1:21:18] Speaker 8: He was wimpy.
[1:21:18] Speaker 3: Lexi, how about yourself?
[1:21:19] Speaker 8: First WBA ever.
[1:21:20] Speaker 3: I do not remember my first bucket. How do you
[1:21:22] Speaker 3: not remember your first bucket?
[1:21:23] Speaker 2: Because I was miserable.
[1:21:25] Speaker 3: I hated it there. So it was like... Wait, when
[1:21:28] Speaker 3: you first got there, you hated it? Yes. How do
[1:21:31] Speaker 3: you hate it when you first get there?
[1:21:33] Speaker 2: My coach sat me in his office and told me
[1:21:34] Speaker 2: I was not going to play before camp even started.
[1:21:37] Speaker 3: Okay, but you got in, right? I don't remember.
[1:21:40] Speaker 2: I've erased that whole year out of my brain.
[1:21:44] Speaker 8: Well.
[1:21:46] Speaker 8: Okay.
[1:21:47] Speaker 3: Nick, how about your first NBA bucket?
[1:21:51] Speaker 8: It was... The bucket was cool, but... I got subbed
[1:21:56] Speaker 8: out at the, you know. It was a good moment,
[1:22:00] Speaker 8: but they was losing already. That's why. They was getting
[1:22:04] Speaker 8: their ass whooped. He subbed us in. I scored, but
[1:22:08] Speaker 8: then they started winning by more. That's when the Gil
[1:22:12] Speaker 8: famous moment came. That was earlier in the year. Oh,
[1:22:16] Speaker 8: that was?
[1:22:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, that was. It was Boston. First NBA bucket. I
[1:22:21] Speaker 3: was in Philly.
[1:22:22] Speaker 7: I remember coming off, what was that? Pitch ahead, go through,
[1:22:26] Speaker 7: cut through, go around. Michael Redd coming off, and I
[1:22:28] Speaker 7: was in the corner for a three.
[1:22:30] Speaker 3: I knocked down a three. Your first one was a three?
[1:22:31] Speaker 3: First shot. Yeah, first shot.
[1:22:32] Speaker 8: It was my first shot, too.
[1:22:33] Speaker 3: I was nervous. I was like, man, just hit the rim, something.
[1:22:35] Speaker 3: And then, yeah, it was awesome. Just hit the rim.
[1:22:38] Speaker 3: It's the best when it's the first shot, too. It
[1:22:40] Speaker 3: was the first shot. And it go in.
[1:22:41] Speaker 8: It went in.
[1:22:42] Speaker 3: It was a switch, too. I was like, yeah, 17-99,
[1:22:44] Speaker 3: first game.
[1:22:47] Speaker 1: I believe still the youngest player in NBA history with
[1:22:49] Speaker 1: a 50-point game, if I'm not mistaken.
[1:22:50] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to always be. Seven games. Ed is
[1:22:54] Speaker 3: the fastest. Yeah, nobody's going. Yeah, it's never be broke.
[1:22:57] Speaker 3: He was talking shit. First bucket. Don't kill. Don't kill.
[1:23:03] Speaker 3: I remember that. He was talking shit. Tell Gil I'm
[1:23:05] Speaker 3: coming in. 55, mama. Sleep tight.
[1:23:09] Speaker 8: I remember that shit.
[1:23:12] Speaker 4: My first bucket, I have no earthly idea what it was.
[1:23:16] Speaker 1: Okay.
[1:23:18] Speaker 6: I got 16 shots on my first game.
[1:23:19] Speaker 3: Damn! That's what?
[1:23:21] Speaker 8: I don't know.
[1:23:22] Speaker 3: Shooters?
[1:23:22] Speaker 6: I was four for 16.
[1:23:24] Speaker 3: That's it? My first game, so.
[1:23:25] Speaker 8: You're older now.
[1:23:26] Speaker 4: Which one of them four went in? I have no idea.
[1:23:31] Speaker 8: 55.
[1:23:31] Speaker 3: Back in 1965.
[1:23:32] Speaker 8: You say his menopause kicked in?
[1:23:36] Speaker 3: I can't really think that long.
[1:23:39] Speaker 5: Don't get mad at me because I started and you was.
[1:23:41] Speaker 3: Hey, don't do that. Let's all stick together. I started. No, no.
[1:23:45] Speaker 6: No, you did not.
[1:23:46] Speaker 3: No, no, no.
[1:23:46] Speaker 4: You know damn well you didn't start. Damn well you
[1:23:48] Speaker 4: had no, you were nowhere near starting.
[1:23:50] Speaker 3: I didn't want to start again. It was good selling.
[1:23:51] Speaker 4: You was nowhere near starting.
[1:23:52] Speaker 8: That's when they had KG.
[1:23:53] Speaker 3: It was the first game. They couldn't ask what. Well,
[1:23:55] Speaker 3: I started out the gate.
[1:23:56] Speaker 8: KG was looking at unpaid flashes when he looked at the.
[1:23:58] Speaker 3: Jersey, remember? He said, what? Who the fuck? Who the
[1:24:01] Speaker 3: fuck are you?
[1:24:02] Speaker 8: Because it was that sub then and free throw.
[1:24:04] Speaker 5: Yeah, just because y'all remember y'all first bucket, y'all wasn't
[1:24:07] Speaker 5: getting a lot of opportunities.
[1:24:09] Speaker 6: Don't be mad at me.
[1:24:11] Speaker 3: How disrespectful.
[1:24:12] Speaker 4: Y'all actually remember y'all first time y'all checked in and, no,
[1:24:16] Speaker 4: I started the game.
[1:24:17] Speaker 6: I don't remember that.
[1:24:18] Speaker 8: You got a lot on your mind.
[1:24:19] Speaker 3: I don't remember that. You got a lot on your mind.
[1:24:21] Speaker 6: I played a lot of basketball games.
[1:24:22] Speaker 3: Dealing with a lot, brother.
[1:24:23] Speaker 4: I think I done played more basketball games than everybody
[1:24:25] Speaker 4: on this couch.
[1:24:26] Speaker 3: Dealing with a lot, brother. I think it's a lot
[1:24:28] Speaker 3: of knowledge rotating. It's a lot of basketball. You know
[1:24:31] Speaker 3: what's so funny? A lot of basketball.
[1:24:33] Speaker 4: You would have had a lot of fun with us.
[1:24:37] Speaker 4: You would have had a lot of fun. You would
[1:24:39] Speaker 4: have had no choice. You would have had no choice.
[1:24:43] Speaker 3: You would have been in his life like, God damn it.
[1:24:47] Speaker 6: These motherfuckers don't take shit. Nah, I wouldn't say that.
[1:24:51] Speaker 8: That would've been an issue.
[1:24:53] Speaker 4: We would've run circuits around this place. We would've all
[1:24:57] Speaker 4: been fucked up.
[1:24:59] Speaker 3: It was like, I-R.
[1:25:02] Speaker 8: I-R, I-R.
[1:25:02] Speaker 4: It was one time that y'all would've knew not to
[1:25:04] Speaker 4: mess with me after we lost.
[1:25:05] Speaker 6: They would've been like, yo, so what happened to the Tiki?
[1:25:07] Speaker 6: And fucked them all up.
[1:25:10] Speaker 4: Wouldn't that bitch be like, we were trying to make
[1:25:12] Speaker 4: him laugh.
[1:25:13] Speaker 3: It was his birthday.
[1:25:14] Speaker 6: We were just trying.
[1:25:15] Speaker 3: To say, happy birthday. Nick, what'd you say? He almost
[1:25:18] Speaker 3: whooped my ass on the plane one time.
[1:25:20] Speaker 8: I was saying too much.
[1:25:26] Speaker 3: Sweating now. Motherfucker, I said leave me alone. You said
[1:25:31] Speaker 3: leave him alone. You didn't say leave. You didn't say
[1:25:34] Speaker 3: nothing about me. My turn.
[1:25:36] Speaker 6: Yeah, y'all were, especially after we lost.
[1:25:40] Speaker 3: No. Not the time, Jack.
[1:25:44] Speaker 6: Not the time.
[1:25:44] Speaker 1: So, Cavs are now 5-0 for the first time since
[1:25:47] Speaker 1: the LeBron era.
[1:25:48] Speaker 3: No.
[1:25:48] Speaker 1: Including wins over the Knicks and Lakers their last two games.
[1:25:52] Speaker 1: Are the Cavs looking like the real deal in the East?
[1:25:55] Speaker 3: It's five games. Five and 0, though. You know what's
[1:25:59] Speaker 3: so funny? For the last, I mean, I....
[1:26:03] Speaker 4: I guess that's just a culture of NBA analysts, NBA podcasts, whatever.
[1:26:10] Speaker 3: They don't get no love. You know what I mean?
[1:26:12] Speaker 3: No one cares.
[1:26:13] Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody cares. And that's the bad part because they
[1:26:17] Speaker 4: have a good team. They have a good, solid team.
[1:26:21] Speaker 4: They play well. They play hard. So, you know, you
[1:26:24] Speaker 4: got to give them the credit starting off with the 5-0.
[1:26:25] Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, 5-0. 5-0 since 2017. You know, 5-0.
[1:26:28] Speaker 3: They're going to finish fourth.
[1:26:29] Speaker 4: They're going to finish fourth. Maybe third. Finish first, maybe third.
[1:26:37] Speaker 4: They're not going to get the credit that they should
[1:26:41] Speaker 4: because they are in Cleveland.
[1:26:42] Speaker 3: That's the bad part about it. They don't have a
[1:26:46] Speaker 3: star like that. Like a superstar.
[1:26:48] Speaker 8: They do.
[1:26:49] Speaker 3: He's a star. And this is why we can't talk because...
[1:26:52] Speaker 3: He's a star. He's a star. Him right here. I
[1:26:55] Speaker 3: said a mega star. No, don't do it. Don't do it.
[1:26:57] Speaker 3: Don't do it.
[1:26:58] Speaker 2: Didn't we talk about this already?
[1:26:59] Speaker 3: Don't do it.
[1:26:59] Speaker 2: We've already had this conversation.
[1:27:00] Speaker 6: Do not do it.
[1:27:01] Speaker 3: Donald Mitchell's top five. Do not do it.
[1:27:02] Speaker 6: We just go what?
[1:27:03] Speaker 3: He's hard.
[1:27:04] Speaker 8: He's hard.
[1:27:04] Speaker 3: He's a star. You don't think Donald Mitchell's top five? No, no, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[1:27:10] Speaker 3: He's just, he has something. He has something deeply rooted.
[1:27:14] Speaker 8: Deeply rooted.
[1:27:15] Speaker 3: I ain't got nothing deeply rooted against nobody. Are you
[1:27:17] Speaker 3: hoping to get top five?
[1:27:18] Speaker 8: No, no, no, no.
[1:27:20] Speaker 3: Book. No, no, no, no, no. He's not a number
[1:27:22] Speaker 3: one option on a championship team.
[1:27:24] Speaker 6: All right, you done fucked up?
[1:27:26] Speaker 3: You've already had this whole conversation before.
[1:27:29] Speaker 6: Drink, please!
[1:27:29] Speaker 7: Jalen Brown is the number one option.
[1:27:31] Speaker 3: Jalen Brown's not a number one. That's why they do
[1:27:33] Speaker 3: a start at five.
[1:27:35] Speaker 7: Jalen Brown is a number one option.
[1:27:37] Speaker 3: We just saw it last year. He's doing a second.
[1:27:39] Speaker 7: Donovan Mitchell is not a number one option on the
[1:27:41] Speaker 7: championship team.
[1:27:42] Speaker 3: Who's on the first start at five, y'all, on Netflix? Okay.
[1:27:44] Speaker 3: All right, so which one is he doing? Are you
[1:27:47] Speaker 3: doing season two? Okay, so what that means. That's the
[1:27:50] Speaker 3: second option. He's not a starting five. So why did
[1:27:53] Speaker 3: they get finals MVP then, Jason Tatum? That's the second option.
[1:27:56] Speaker 3: How did we get here? Answer the question.
[1:27:59] Speaker 7: So why did Jason Tatum get finals MVP?
[1:28:01] Speaker 3: I know how. I know how.
[1:28:03] Speaker 4: If you watch from the start of five, all the
[1:28:05] Speaker 4: reporters who said Jason Tatum cannot win the championship being
[1:28:10] Speaker 4: the number one pick.
[1:28:12] Speaker 3: Brandon. Right?
[1:28:13] Speaker 6: Being the number one option. All those reporters who said
[1:28:18] Speaker 6: it here.
[1:28:18] Speaker 3: Remember, this is the beginning of the season.
[1:28:20] Speaker 4: They publicly here said Jason Tatum is not that guy.
[1:28:24] Speaker 4: He cannot win a championship being the number one option.
[1:28:28] Speaker 3: Right? Okay.
[1:28:29] Speaker 6: Those are the same people who voted.
[1:28:32] Speaker 3: Now, that's the problem, because this is a narrative that they...
[1:28:34] Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is a... This
[1:28:37] Speaker 3: is a... This is public.
[1:28:40] Speaker 6: This was a narrative they pushed.
[1:28:41] Speaker 4: Now, if he wins a championship being the number one option,
[1:28:46] Speaker 4: you look stupid for saying it. So you voted against
[1:28:49] Speaker 4: him to make yourself look right.
[1:28:51] Speaker 3: I'm not rolling. Jalen Brown went out there to play.
[1:28:55] Speaker 3: The media didn't pay Jalen Brown to play bad. Hold on.
[1:28:58] Speaker 3: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. if you go out
[1:29:03] Speaker 3: and win the MVP. Hold on. When did Jason, when
[1:29:05] Speaker 3: did Jason, when did Brown, when did Brown become the
[1:29:09] Speaker 3: number one option? When did you hear that? When did
[1:29:13] Speaker 3: I hear that?
[1:29:13] Speaker 6: What day did.
[1:29:14] Speaker 8: You hear that?
[1:29:15] Speaker 3: When I said it.
[1:29:16] Speaker 6: When did he hear it?
[1:29:17] Speaker 3: When I said it.
[1:29:17] Speaker 8: No, no, no.
[1:29:18] Speaker 3: He said when he said it.
[1:29:19] Speaker 6: When he said it. When I made it up. When
[1:29:21] Speaker 6: did he hear it?
[1:29:22] Speaker 3: I made it up out of thin air. When did
[1:29:24] Speaker 3: you make it up? So you made it up. I
[1:29:26] Speaker 3: created a narrative that Jalen Brown is the number one
[1:29:27] Speaker 3: option on the team. You never heard it. When did
[1:29:30] Speaker 3: you make it up?
[1:29:30] Speaker 8: When?
[1:29:35] Speaker 3: In a regular season? No, no, you didn't. It was
[1:29:38] Speaker 3: in the finals. It was in the finals. Right before
[1:29:40] Speaker 3: Steve A did that stuff, I picked him. He was
[1:29:42] Speaker 3: picking Jalen Brown. What I'm saying is, when did Jalen
[1:29:44] Speaker 3: Brown become a number one option publicly?
[1:29:45] Speaker 8: 82 games?
[1:29:45] Speaker 3: No. Round one?
[1:29:46] Speaker 8: No. Round two? No.
[1:29:46] Speaker 4: No, what I'm saying is, when did they publicly start
[1:29:49] Speaker 4: saying it?
[1:30:03] Speaker 3: When they realized... When they realized... Everybody lock in.
[1:30:06] Speaker 4: Boston was probably gonna win the championship, and they was
[1:30:09] Speaker 4: gonna look stupid. So then that's when the narrative started
[1:30:12] Speaker 4: running that, oh, Jalen Brown, oh, Jalen Brown, oh, his defense,
[1:30:15] Speaker 4: his defense, that motherfucker got 38 and 8.
[1:30:17] Speaker 6: Like, oh, his defense, oh, he playing great defense.
[1:30:19] Speaker 3: He's shooting 75%.
[1:30:21] Speaker 6: Oh, his defense, oh.
[1:30:22] Speaker 3: We're switching the narrative that Jalen Brown didn't do what
[1:30:26] Speaker 3: he was supposed to do because of his stats. What
[1:30:28] Speaker 3: did he do? Because his stats don't match. When he
[1:30:31] Speaker 3: made the game. Jalen Brown deserved every award he got.
[1:30:37] Speaker 8: He didn't make the all-team. That's when the narrative, oh,
[1:30:40] Speaker 8: he's mad. That's when I felt like it started happening.
[1:30:43] Speaker 8: He didn't make the all-team.
[1:30:45] Speaker 4: It started in the Eastern Conference Finals.
[1:30:48] Speaker 3: When Jason Tater made the Olympic team, did any narrative change?
[1:30:52] Speaker 4: Nothing.
[1:30:53] Speaker 3: Then when he started not to play, that's when some
[1:30:55] Speaker 3: narrative started to change. When he didn't get to play.
[1:30:59] Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you want to now say, we
[1:31:01] Speaker 3: don't even play. Man, you didn't play, and you didn't
[1:31:04] Speaker 3: get picked. Nah, man, you know I'm the best player
[1:31:06] Speaker 3: on this team.
[1:31:07] Speaker 1: So just bringing it back, because this was a question
[1:31:09] Speaker 1: about the Cleveland Cavaliers.
[1:31:11] Speaker 3: You got the favor from the media. I like Jalen Brown. Shot,
[1:31:14] Speaker 3: are the Cavs looking like the real deal?
[1:31:16] Speaker 8: Yes.
[1:31:17] Speaker 3: I said last year when they showed promise, I said
[1:31:20] Speaker 3: the Cavs, Something to be reckoned with, but they ended
[1:31:22] Speaker 3: up getting rid of BJ. I mean, JB Bickerstaff. And then,
[1:31:26] Speaker 3: you know, Garland was up. He was trying to figure
[1:31:28] Speaker 3: out what he was going to do. They brought the
[1:31:30] Speaker 3: same squad back. I don't think they did. They didn't
[1:31:32] Speaker 3: get better at all, but they're going to, like you said.
[1:31:34] Speaker 3: Kenny Atkinson came in. Five, six, you know, they'll get five, six.
[1:31:38] Speaker 3: Same story. Consistent, you know. They show promise, you know,
[1:31:42] Speaker 3: to show the team. They got to find a number
[1:31:44] Speaker 3: one option. Don't do it. Fourth in the East last year.
[1:31:47] Speaker 8: Don't do it.
[1:31:47] Speaker 3: Don't break them down. Beetlejuice. They need to find a
[1:31:50] Speaker 3: number one option. Oh, hey, you Beetlejuice today. Come on.
[1:31:53] Speaker 3: Come on, Beetle. You discovered something? I was just trying to.
[1:31:57] Speaker 3: Do it.
[1:31:59] Speaker 8: Drop it.
[1:31:59] Speaker 3: I don't want to even do it. I'm just saying defense.
[1:32:02] Speaker 8: I see that camera in the middle.
[1:32:04] Speaker 3: Okay. Okay. Okay.
[1:32:06] Speaker 4: You know when they say, like, ew, he was playing
[1:32:09] Speaker 4: some great defense, and then you look at the person
[1:32:11] Speaker 4: that he was sticking.
[1:32:11] Speaker 3: Stats, you're like, ew, man, that's defense.
[1:32:13] Speaker 8: Okay. Yeah.
[1:32:15] Speaker 3: Is that 30, 32, 27, 29? I'm just saying he
[1:32:18] Speaker 3: played both sides. I'm just saying. I ain't got to
[1:32:20] Speaker 3: say that. B, you ain't got to say that. You
[1:32:22] Speaker 3: got to say we won.
[1:32:23] Speaker 8: All you got to say is we won.
[1:32:24] Speaker 3: 38, yeah, that wasn't enough. That 38 wasn't enough. That
[1:32:28] Speaker 3: 32 wasn't enough. Whatever you got on me wasn't enough.
[1:32:31] Speaker 3: We won.
[1:32:32] Speaker 7: Jason Tatum is not a better defender than Jalen Brown.
[1:32:35] Speaker 3: I don't know. How do you know that? I know that.
[1:32:37] Speaker 3: Who says that? How do you know that for sure?
[1:32:39] Speaker 3: Who did they put on the toughest offensive player? He said, what?
[1:32:43] Speaker 3: He's the foreman. Wait, wait, wait.
[1:32:44] Speaker 6: Say that again.
[1:32:45] Speaker 4: Say that again.
[1:32:45] Speaker 3: Nick, I'm asking you a question. Nick, who do they put.
[1:32:47] Speaker 8: On the best offensive player? Uh, Drew Holiday was guarding Kyrie.
[1:32:58] Speaker 8: Ain't that the best offensive player?
[1:32:59] Speaker 3: On the team? On Dallas? Ain't that the best player?
[1:33:02] Speaker 3: Excuse me? I like this. Say it again.
[1:33:04] Speaker 6: I like this conversation.
[1:33:05] Speaker 3: Say it again. Ain't Kyrie the best.
[1:33:07] Speaker 4: I like this conversation.
[1:33:08] Speaker 3: Offensive player? And you asking me that question. Is that
[1:33:11] Speaker 3: a rhetorical question?
[1:33:13] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[1:33:14] Speaker 3: Luka is the best player on the team. Okay, Luka's
[1:33:16] Speaker 3: the best player on the team. Who was guarding Luka? Position-wise.
[1:33:18] Speaker 3: Who was guarding Luka?
[1:33:20] Speaker 6: Who was guarding Luka?
[1:33:21] Speaker 8: Brown.
[1:33:22] Speaker 3: Brown. So the best defender.
[1:33:24] Speaker 6: The best.
[1:33:25] Speaker 4: Defender guarded the best offensive player.
[1:33:30] Speaker 3: And what was the deal?
[1:33:31] Speaker 6: How about this?
[1:33:31] Speaker 4: Let's try it on the other team.
[1:33:33] Speaker 3: Oh, let's move the goalposts. Let's move the goalposts.
[1:33:36] Speaker 6: How about we move the goalposts?
[1:33:38] Speaker 3: How about we move the goalposts? He's the best at it.
[1:33:41] Speaker 3: How about we try it my way? How about we
[1:33:44] Speaker 3: try it my way? Let me put it over here.
[1:33:47] Speaker 6: And say, how about this?
[1:33:48] Speaker 3: You see how genius he is? How about this? I'm
[1:33:52] Speaker 3: not going to move it.
[1:33:53] Speaker 4: I'm going to use your same metrics. The best defensive
[1:33:57] Speaker 4: player guards The best offensive player, correct?
[1:34:02] Speaker 3: Say it again.
[1:34:03] Speaker 6: The best defensive.
[1:34:04] Speaker 4: Player, which would have been Jalen Brown, guarded the best
[1:34:07] Speaker 4: offensive player, right?
[1:34:09] Speaker 3: Fair assessment.
[1:34:10] Speaker 6: Fair assessment, right?
[1:34:11] Speaker 2: Their best defender.
[1:34:12] Speaker 3: Who was the best defender on Dallas?
[1:34:15] Speaker 8: Ooh. Ain't that Jones or PJ? Which one? Who guarded
[1:34:20] Speaker 8: the best offensive player on Dallas then?
[1:34:23] Speaker 2: Their best defender.
[1:34:24] Speaker 8: Ooh.
[1:34:25] Speaker 3: Who guarded the best offensive player on Dallas?
[1:34:27] Speaker 2: Jason gets everybody's best defender.
[1:34:30] Speaker 4: Who do you put your worst defender on?
[1:34:34] Speaker 3: He said the best offensive player, right? Now I'm moving
[1:34:37] Speaker 3: the goal post. Now I'm moving the goal post. What
[1:34:40] Speaker 3: he said out of his mouth. He said the best
[1:34:42] Speaker 3: offensive player. Slip of the tongue. Was it a slip
[1:34:45] Speaker 3: of the tongue?
[1:34:45] Speaker 1: You said the best offensive player on Dallas.
[1:34:48] Speaker 3: I don't think he said the best offensive player. On Boston.
[1:34:51] Speaker 4: The best defensive player on Dallas will be guarding the
[1:34:55] Speaker 4: best offensive player on Boston.
[1:34:59] Speaker 3: Offensive player.
[1:35:00] Speaker 8: Right?
[1:35:00] Speaker 3: And you're going to usually hide your worst defense.
[1:35:06] Speaker 4: Defensive player, right? So you're usually going to put your
[1:35:09] Speaker 4: worst defensive player on a.
[1:35:12] Speaker 3: Guy who you don't really fear. Right? I bet they
[1:35:16] Speaker 3: fear him now. Who is the.
[1:35:18] Speaker 4: Worst defensive player on Dallas?
[1:35:20] Speaker 6: Can somebody say it?
[1:35:21] Speaker 3: Probably Luka. Luka, okay. Don't say problem. You've seen that shit. Luka?
[1:35:24] Speaker 3: Don't say problem. So who was Luka guarding.
[1:35:26] Speaker 6: The whole series?
[1:35:26] Speaker 3: Kyrie Irving is the worst defender on the team.
[1:35:28] Speaker 6: Who was Luka guarding?
[1:35:31] Speaker 3: Who was Luka guarding? Come on, man. Who was Luka guarding?
[1:35:35] Speaker 3: That was embarrassing. Come on, man.
[1:35:37] Speaker 8: Come on.
[1:35:38] Speaker 3: You need to say something like that? Nope. He was guarding. Kenyon,
[1:35:40] Speaker 3: don't do that, Kenyon. Kenyon, don't do that. He was
[1:35:42] Speaker 3: guarding Brown. Kenyon, you seen what you seen.
[1:35:45] Speaker 6: He was guarding Brown.
[1:35:46] Speaker 3: It ain't like you seen it. It ain't like you
[1:35:47] Speaker 3: seen it. We seen it.
[1:35:48] Speaker 6: We watched it.
[1:35:49] Speaker 3: We seen them all guarding each other. Everybody guarded everybody.
[1:35:52] Speaker 3: Nobody was designated to guard.
[1:35:54] Speaker 6: Oh, no, they was designated.
[1:35:56] Speaker 3: On Boston. Oh, okay. When you got four killers on
[1:35:58] Speaker 3: the team. Who you going to say, oh, you just
[1:36:00] Speaker 3: guard him? Lucky ain't. No. Lucky YouTube's here. So let's
[1:36:03] Speaker 3: see who's sitting next to who on the team.
[1:36:06] Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
[1:36:06] Speaker 4: Because I'm pretty sure Luka was being guarded by Brown.
[1:36:10] Speaker 3: At what point are we getting to the point? At
[1:36:13] Speaker 3: what point are we getting to the point?
[1:36:14] Speaker 8: Wait, are we saying Brown the best defender on the team?
[1:36:17] Speaker 3: Yeah. He's better than Drew Holiday? No. I was about
[1:36:20] Speaker 3: to say, look what Drew did to Kyrie. He ain't
[1:36:22] Speaker 3: better than Drew. He is the third best at everything.
[1:36:26] Speaker 3: He's the third best at everything, but he somehow gets
[1:36:29] Speaker 3: the MVP. Bro, I think Jalen Brown is the best
[1:36:31] Speaker 3: defender on the team. He's better than Drew?
[1:36:32] Speaker 1: Yes.
[1:36:33] Speaker 6: Right now.
[1:36:34] Speaker 8: Yes.
[1:36:35] Speaker 3: Right now. He's taller. He's stronger. He's faster. He does
[1:36:38] Speaker 3: all that better. Drew's smarter. Drew's smarter. Drew's way smarter.
[1:36:44] Speaker 3: But Jalen, he don't give up. Lock in and all that. Yes.
[1:36:47] Speaker 3: I'm rolling with you. I'm rolling with you on that one.
[1:36:49] Speaker 3: And I'm only giving size to the bet. Drew is
[1:36:52] Speaker 3: up there. He got this chance. Jalen Brown's an animal.
[1:36:54] Speaker 3: He's an animal. First of all, he'll come down, defend,
[1:36:57] Speaker 3: and then come down and give you a bucket.
[1:37:00] Speaker 6: Everybody can't do that.
[1:37:01] Speaker 3: Everybody can't do that in the league. A lot of
[1:37:04] Speaker 3: guys can't do that in the league.
[1:37:05] Speaker 7: Come down, defend the best player, and then come get
[1:37:07] Speaker 7: you a bucket.
[1:37:08] Speaker 3: A lot of guys cannot do that. Listen, not like
[1:37:12] Speaker 3: Jalen Brown. Thank you, Brandon.
[1:37:15] Speaker 6: I wish I could guard the best defender.
[1:37:17] Speaker 3: I wish I could guard the best offensive player. What
[1:37:20] Speaker 3: the fuck? Relax. Jalen Brown. Look at that Jalen Brown fan. Oh, shit. Wait, wait. Stop, yo.
[1:37:32] Speaker 4: Where the fuck did he come from?
[1:37:35] Speaker 3: Jalen Brown, man. You just sitting there talking. Jalen Brown, man.
[1:37:39] Speaker 3: Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown, man. Zombies courtesy of Jalen Brown
[1:37:42] Speaker 3: and the Boston Celtics. What is this? Wait, wait, hold on.
[1:37:53] Speaker 3: Where the fuck did they come from?
[1:37:56] Speaker 2: Brandon, I think you know black people react.
[1:38:00] Speaker 1: Now, Nick, Nick, stand up and hit the dance with them.
[1:38:03] Speaker 3: I seen this. I didn't see this one. No, I
[1:38:08] Speaker 3: didn't see her.
[1:38:12] Speaker 8: No.
[1:38:12] Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I'm not playing with you. Lexi, Lexi,
[1:38:16] Speaker 3: sacrifice yourself. Lexi, sacrifice yourself for the count. That's a fit. Gil,
[1:38:22] Speaker 3: go to Costco. That's a fit. Came out from fucking nowhere.
[1:38:27] Speaker 3: That's a fit. Oh, everything I rocked that. Give me that.
[1:38:30] Speaker 3: Zombies are fitted. Zombies are fitted. Damn, they missed. Looked
[1:38:35] Speaker 3: like he got them fear guys on.
[1:38:38] Speaker 8: Right?
[1:38:38] Speaker 3: They didn't get them. Zombies fly. Yo, what? Somebody got them.
[1:38:42] Speaker 8: No.
[1:38:42] Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so Jalen Brown got it. Go ahead.
[1:38:45] Speaker 6: I don't know what Brandon is doing.
[1:38:47] Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
[1:38:48] Speaker 3: All in my shoe. Nick, get your dance going. That's crazy.
[1:38:51] Speaker 3: I wanted my dance. They all got it. Y'all good? Hey, man,
[1:39:03] Speaker 3: y'all done? Hey, are y'all done? Okay, cool. I knew
[1:39:07] Speaker 3: all y'all was scary. That is slow motion.
[1:39:11] Speaker 4: And King got his shoe skin on.
[1:39:14] Speaker 3: We had a special.
[1:39:14] Speaker 5: Look at all that.
[1:39:18] Speaker 3: Special gift sent over by Jalen Brown in the Celtics.
[1:39:20] Speaker 3: Sock wig. Yeah, shout-out to Taylor Brown, man. I just
[1:39:26] Speaker 3: saw the lights and all I heard was... I was
[1:39:29] Speaker 3: a number one option level troll. Number one option level troll.
[1:39:32] Speaker 3: Number one. Number one. I can't. I mean, I just
[1:39:35] Speaker 3: saw the lights. I thought we was doing mostly fans
[1:39:37] Speaker 3: or something. Or hibachi time. You did not hear the music.
[1:39:40] Speaker 3: You did not hear my host kid. I thought somebody
[1:39:43] Speaker 3: finally had enough of gear. I said, damn, I came
[1:39:48] Speaker 3: at the wrong time. Oh, my God.
[1:39:52] Speaker 1: All right, but let's keep it moving. Let's stay in
[1:39:55] Speaker 1: the Eastern Conference.
[1:39:56] Speaker 3: Ooh, that look like an ex-T being ugly like that.
[1:39:58] Speaker 2: Look, she's just sitting there.
[1:40:01] Speaker 3: Again, we do not want to know which team, man.
[1:40:02] Speaker 3: Thank you very much. But entering Thursday's game. Oh, my God.
[1:40:06] Speaker 3: That is not okay. That wasn't a real... That is
[1:40:09] Speaker 3: not okay. She's just sitting there staring. All right, well,
[1:40:11] Speaker 3: get her a plate.
[1:40:13] Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
[1:40:14] Speaker 1: Get her some of that potato salad with the raisins
[1:40:16] Speaker 1: in it, please.
[1:40:16] Speaker 3: Oh, my God. She's just sitting there, right? Looking at
[1:40:18] Speaker 3: my soul. That's a dog, right? Y'all said y'all wanted
[1:40:22] Speaker 3: to work. You said you wanted new work, Nick. I
[1:40:28] Speaker 3: don't need the work.
[1:40:28] Speaker 8: They got to scare me mentally.
[1:40:32] Speaker 3: I got to be like, damn. I need emotional trauma.
[1:40:37] Speaker 8: I got to be scared like that.
[1:40:39] Speaker 3: Did you see the way those two guys act? We
[1:40:42] Speaker 3: just sit here watching y'all. No, I'm real.
[1:40:45] Speaker 4: That was like Oakley walked into the building.
[1:40:48] Speaker 6: Oakley walked in.
[1:40:48] Speaker 3: Y'all like, check, please. He said, Oakley. Uh-oh, downstairs. Y'all
[1:40:56] Speaker 3: was out of there. Y'all looked like you were downstairs.
[1:41:00] Speaker 4: Because I was looking at this one and then, yeah, yeah.
[1:41:03] Speaker 3: Y'all looked like you were downstairs. He came creeping. If
[1:41:05] Speaker 3: the zombies want to go hoop, the court is open. See,
[1:41:06] Speaker 3: they got me once.
[1:41:07] Speaker 6: You want to go get me again.
[1:41:08] Speaker 8: Fuck.
[1:41:09] Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, this is.
[1:41:11] Speaker 7: See, that's why I said when you did that, I
[1:41:13] Speaker 7: started running.
[1:41:13] Speaker 3: I said, nope, I'm not playing no more. I don't care.
[1:41:16] Speaker 3: I ain't playing. I don't even want to look.
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[1:41:30] Speaker 4: Pick them.
[1:41:30] Speaker 3: Get it fast. Y'all just proved that you will lose,
[1:41:33] Speaker 3: you will die in the apocalypse immediately. All right. You
[1:41:40] Speaker 3: want to stay and fight him? No.
[1:41:42] Speaker 8: I'll prove that when I see somebody.
[1:41:46] Speaker 4: Y'all just white-girled it. Y'all both failed.
[1:41:49] Speaker 3: Y'all both failed. I've seen him run, so I ran.
[1:41:54] Speaker 6: And y'all tripped.
[1:41:55] Speaker 3: I didn't know that happened in real life. You did.
[1:41:58] Speaker 2: That shit happened in real life.
[1:41:59] Speaker 3: That's why you look the way you look now.
[1:42:01] Speaker 6: You don't understand?
[1:42:02] Speaker 8: You did.
[1:42:03] Speaker 3: Y'all tripped like in the movies.
[1:42:07] Speaker 4: Y'all are the source of blackness. And this is the
[1:42:10] Speaker 4: reason why all black people.
[1:42:13] Speaker 6: All black people die.
[1:42:15] Speaker 4: Before the credits start in scary movies.
[1:42:18] Speaker 6: We the first ones to go.
[1:42:20] Speaker 3: Y'all grew up in good neighborhoods. When you see somebody,
[1:42:22] Speaker 3: you go.
[1:42:22] Speaker 2: But y'all fell. I didn't know that happened. They always
[1:42:26] Speaker 2: show that in scary movies.
[1:42:27] Speaker 3: And I'm like, why they always fall over nothing? And
[1:42:29] Speaker 3: y'all both fell over nothing. They not from the hood.
[1:42:32] Speaker 3: They not from the hood. I didn't know what was
[1:42:34] Speaker 3: going on. Nobody from the hood falls. Nobody from the
[1:42:36] Speaker 3: hood falls. And he was walking. They ain't never had
[1:42:39] Speaker 3: no fences.
[1:42:39] Speaker 2: You know when Michael Myers be walking slow as.
[1:42:42] Speaker 3: Hell and they trip? My knees don't feel that bad.
[1:42:45] Speaker 3: They just sitting there standing.
[1:42:48] Speaker 6: He's still nervous.
[1:42:50] Speaker 3: Are they real? Are they real? He said, I'm over here.
[1:42:54] Speaker 6: He have dead time, but I'm holding now. Take me back.
[1:43:03] Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
[1:43:03] Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Jesus. You're going to die.
[1:43:11] Speaker 8: At this age, yeah. We're going to die from a
[1:43:13] Speaker 8: lot of shit. Fuck the curl up and everything, man.
[1:43:15] Speaker 3: Mess the curl up. Can I get my spray, please?
[1:43:19] Speaker 1: Can we get Nick some more activator? Curl dried out.
[1:43:24] Speaker 1: Looking like cookie head. But let's keep it moving. Entering
[1:43:27] Speaker 1: Thursday's game against the Heat, Carl Anthony Towns was averaging
[1:43:29] Speaker 1: just 15 points. on nine field goal attempts per game.
[1:43:33] Speaker 1: But this game was much different for the Big Bodega.
[1:43:37] Speaker 1: Cat looked like the four-time All-Star the Knicks traded for
[1:43:40] Speaker 1: a month ago. So Cat dropped the 44 piece, going
[1:43:44] Speaker 1: 17 for 25 from the field, four for five from deep.
[1:43:47] Speaker 1: He also grabbed 13 rebounds in 39 minutes of action.
[1:43:50] Speaker 3: You already know Tim said, you gon' play. You gon' play, Mr. Bodega.
[1:43:54] Speaker 1: His 44 points were the third highest total in the
[1:43:56] Speaker 1: league this season, behind Paolo's 50 and Maxie's 45. and
[1:44:00] Speaker 1: the most by a Knicks center since Patrick Ewing put
[1:44:02] Speaker 1: up 46 all the.
[1:44:04] Speaker 3: Way back in 1995.
[1:44:05] Speaker 1: But Jalen Brunson had 22 points and nine dimes, scoring
[1:44:08] Speaker 1: 18 of those 22 in the second half. And after
[1:44:11] Speaker 1: saying he needed to get Cat the ball more, he
[1:44:14] Speaker 1: backed it up with five of those assists going to
[1:44:17] Speaker 1: the big bodega. Uh-oh.
[1:44:18] Speaker 3: We got Nick Curl.
[1:44:27] Speaker 8: It's a little dry in the front.
[1:44:30] Speaker 3: Big fur. That zombie got a fit on, bro. I
[1:44:37] Speaker 3: ain't gonna lie. Zombies get fits off in 2024.
[1:44:40] Speaker 8: For sure.
[1:44:42] Speaker 3: Appreciate you to our zombie duo.
[1:44:46] Speaker 8: Real character. It ain't even snapped out of it. It
[1:44:48] Speaker 8: ain't even said.
[1:44:49] Speaker 3: Nicknames are PG and MB. I hate this. He said,
[1:44:51] Speaker 3: I hate this. Got him uncomfortable. Man, right?
[1:44:59] Speaker 1: What's y'all reaction to Cat dropping a 40-piece after getting
[1:45:02] Speaker 1: up eight shots in the previous game? You have some
[1:45:06] Speaker 1: opinions after the eight-shot performance.
[1:45:09] Speaker 6: Good for his confidence.
[1:45:10] Speaker 7: I mean, it's always good when you come to a
[1:45:11] Speaker 7: new team. It's good for you to, like, get that
[1:45:14] Speaker 7: game under you, see where you fit in. He got
[1:45:18] Speaker 7: it in early, so, I mean, you know, it's whatever.
[1:45:23] Speaker 3: It's whatever. I mean, it's the Knicks. It's the Knicks.
[1:45:26] Speaker 3: It is a New York team, Brandon.
[1:45:27] Speaker 2: The conversation was head.
[1:45:29] Speaker 3: I'm phased by New York teams. Yeah, I'm phased right
[1:45:31] Speaker 3: now by New York teams. Anybody can get it. That's
[1:45:33] Speaker 3: coming at L.A. We are a Los Angeles night show.
[1:45:36] Speaker 4: You know, it's good for him because, or just like
[1:45:39] Speaker 4: any baller, when you're trying to figure out how to
[1:45:42] Speaker 4: get the ball and you voice it or it's pointed out, like, yo,
[1:45:45] Speaker 4: he needs the ball, and you actually produce, right? Because
[1:45:50] Speaker 4: if he would have came out here and played bad...
[1:45:53] Speaker 4: Everybody been like, yeah, so what?
[1:45:55] Speaker 3: Can he go back to eight shots?
[1:45:57] Speaker 4: And so the fact that he produced, you know, it's
[1:46:00] Speaker 4: going to lead to, you know, better success for them.
[1:46:03] Speaker 8: Mr.
[1:46:03] Speaker 1: Cemetery Larry, our resident New York Knicks fan since July.
[1:46:08] Speaker 3: Run the tape back for me. Run the tape back.
[1:46:10] Speaker 7: Yo, the one thing you do want to do, though,
[1:46:12] Speaker 7: is see the ball go in when you go to
[1:46:13] Speaker 7: the new team.
[1:46:13] Speaker 8: Man.
[1:46:14] Speaker 3: For your confidence. So eight shots previous game, 25.
[1:46:17] Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
[1:46:18] Speaker 3: All right. That's a midi. That's a midi. You know
[1:46:21] Speaker 3: what I'm saying? That's called a midi. This is a
[1:46:24] Speaker 3: post hook, jump hook.
[1:46:26] Speaker 8: That's a drive.
[1:46:27] Speaker 3: That was a drive. This is a pick and roll.
[1:46:30] Speaker 3: This is a dunk. Oh, shit. He getting dunked? Okay.
[1:46:32] Speaker 1: Look.
[1:46:32] Speaker 3: Look, he got dunked here.
[1:46:34] Speaker 8: All right.
[1:46:35] Speaker 3: So this is a post move, jump hook in the post.
[1:46:38] Speaker 3: This is a post play. Boom. This is a drive
[1:46:41] Speaker 3: from the top of the key all the way to
[1:46:44] Speaker 3: the bucket. And one. Drive.
[1:46:45] Speaker 8: Fantasy.
[1:46:46] Speaker 1: Oh, this is a pick-and-pop.
[1:46:48] Speaker 3: Three-pointer as a seven-footer. Oh, again, let me do this.
[1:46:53] Speaker 3: I can rebound, too. Let me get this down here,
[1:46:57] Speaker 3: because I'm seven-foot. Flex, he did the Cemetery Larry flex.
[1:47:00] Speaker 3: What year is that? What year is this, Flex? What
[1:47:03] Speaker 3: year is he in?
[1:47:04] Speaker 7: He better be fucking doing that.
[1:47:06] Speaker 3: I just remember Josiah asking Cemetery Larry, what do you think?
[1:47:12] Speaker 3: Josiah did ask him a Terry Larry question. That's all
[1:47:16] Speaker 3: I remember. I think Cat is about to find him
[1:47:21] Speaker 3: a nice home at this New York zoo.
[1:47:23] Speaker 8: I think so, too.
[1:47:25] Speaker 3: He's going to find a nice little cage where we
[1:47:27] Speaker 3: can let that lion roar. Your preface said you like dogs,
[1:47:32] Speaker 3: not cats, but you like lions.
[1:47:33] Speaker 8: You like lions.
[1:47:34] Speaker 3: What is a lion? Feline. A cat. Uh-huh.
[1:47:38] Speaker 2: A big cat.
[1:47:38] Speaker 3: A big herd. I don't want to have to dumb
[1:47:41] Speaker 3: it down. Dumb it down? You know what I'm saying?
[1:47:43] Speaker 3: Let's keep it as a lion, right? Keep the lion
[1:47:46] Speaker 3: on the cage. Y'all just seen that lion roaring just now.
[1:47:48] Speaker 3: A panthera. It's only one lion. New York plays that ball.
[1:47:54] Speaker 3: I remember Gil saying that it was bad for New
[1:47:56] Speaker 3: York to try to keep Julius, and now the more
[1:47:58] Speaker 3: I see Julius play with Timberwolves, it's probably the best
[1:48:02] Speaker 3: move they made bringing Cat over here. He fits them better.
[1:48:07] Speaker 3: He fits in way better. Even though Drew don't, he
[1:48:09] Speaker 3: don't fit the Timberwolves. He don't? Nah. No, he slows
[1:48:13] Speaker 3: the ball. He's a ball stopper. He slows the ball down.
[1:48:15] Speaker 3: But what that does is he helps them move the
[1:48:17] Speaker 3: ball and he picks his spot because he ain't like...
[1:48:20] Speaker 3: the ultra aggressive like Yeah, he don't steal the show. Like,
[1:48:23] Speaker 3: he'll get it, he'll do what he need to do.
[1:48:25] Speaker 3: I think this game.
[1:48:26] Speaker 6: He's a lot faster.
[1:48:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot faster. That's what makes him good. He's
[1:48:29] Speaker 3: faster with whatever he's going to make. Well, they can't
[1:48:32] Speaker 3: shoot the three either. He can shoot it, but it
[1:48:34] Speaker 3: ain't consistent like that. But he don't have to shoot
[1:48:36] Speaker 3: the three. Nah, he been shooting the fucking three. He
[1:48:38] Speaker 3: can shoot it. He can shoot it. He don't have
[1:48:39] Speaker 3: to shoot the three. He can't shoot it like Cactus.
[1:48:41] Speaker 3: I don't know. This year? Yeah, I'm going to say Cactus.
[1:48:44] Speaker 6: This year, he been shooting it. Fuck out that ball.
[1:48:47] Speaker 3: From the three. He got better. He got 38 the
[1:48:49] Speaker 3: second game, dude. He got better.
[1:48:50] Speaker 8: Huh?
[1:48:50] Speaker 3: He's at 38 in the second game. He's shooting about, what,
[1:48:54] Speaker 3: high 50s right now, right? I mean, we'll see. 45, baby.
[1:48:58] Speaker 3: I would say come February. We'll see. I like Cat.
[1:48:59] Speaker 3: I like Cat would do it. I like what they do.
[1:49:01] Speaker 3: Come February. Build wins around him. Build wins around his performances.
[1:49:05] Speaker 3: They got to survive. That's all.
[1:49:06] Speaker 6: Survive until you get your home.
[1:49:07] Speaker 1: Julius Randle currently shooting 63% from three.
[1:49:10] Speaker 3: Damn. Y'all better stop playing with my dog. That's my run.
[1:49:14] Speaker 3: 2.5 makes on four attempts. That's a run? Yeah, that's
[1:49:16] Speaker 3: my run. In his first four games this season.
[1:49:17] Speaker 8: So happy he got out of New York, but I
[1:49:19] Speaker 8: think this is good for New York.
[1:49:20] Speaker 3: They finally got like a semi-star, man. New York finally
[1:49:25] Speaker 3: has a... A real star. He's a real star. Did
[1:49:28] Speaker 3: they not have one? He's a real star. Oh, semi-star, okay.
[1:49:33] Speaker 3: Did they not have a star in Jalen Brunson? He
[1:49:36] Speaker 3: was making... He.
[1:49:37] Speaker 8: Had to make himself a star. He came near a star.
[1:49:40] Speaker 8: I know what you mean. He finally got someone. He
[1:49:44] Speaker 8: got that glitter around him.
[1:49:45] Speaker 3: He's supposed to be a star. Right, yeah. But Jalen
[1:49:50] Speaker 3: Brunson is... It's how he plays.
[1:49:54] Speaker 4: Like, when I watch his podcast, when I watch his podcast,
[1:49:58] Speaker 4: he has a personality.
[1:49:59] Speaker 6: He's funny as fuck, right? Okay.
[1:50:01] Speaker 3: Very supportive of Jalen Brunson.
[1:50:03] Speaker 6: He's fantastic. Like, he's funny.
[1:50:05] Speaker 4: When he plays, he plays that grimy, he plays that grimy,
[1:50:10] Speaker 4: don't say nothing assassin basketball, right?
[1:50:13] Speaker 3: He don't smile. He don't do any of that. So
[1:50:15] Speaker 3: it's kind of, it's different. Like, if he... If he
[1:50:20] Speaker 3: had his... That's what I'm saying. If he had his.
[1:50:22] Speaker 4: If he can transform his podcast personality onto the court
[1:50:26] Speaker 4: at moments, he can shoot up.
[1:50:30] Speaker 3: Yeah. For real. Yeah, he's funny as hell. He's funny, right? No,
[1:50:34] Speaker 3: he is funny. Yeah. But it's still very.
[1:50:35] Speaker 4: It's a little thing, you know, get a little drink in,
[1:50:37] Speaker 4: grab a little hand in.
[1:50:38] Speaker 3: It's just a little thing. But it's still very, like, dry.
[1:50:42] Speaker 3: Dry humor. Sarcastic. Yeah. I mean, it kind of matches
[1:50:45] Speaker 3: his game.
[1:50:45] Speaker 2: Kenya, do you have a podcast? Yeah, him and Josh Hart.
[1:50:51] Speaker 6: Him and who? Josh Hart.
[1:50:54] Speaker 2: It's called, what, The Roommates or something?
[1:50:56] Speaker 3: What, The Roommates, yeah.
[1:50:57] Speaker 6: They're funny.
[1:50:58] Speaker 3: Yeah, they're funny.
[1:50:59] Speaker 2: They be on their club.
[1:50:59] Speaker 3: I like them. News to me. I got to send
[1:51:01] Speaker 3: Josh Hart some stuff, man. He said, I ain't winning
[1:51:02] Speaker 3: in life. Yeah, thanks. News to me. Can you and
[1:51:06] Speaker 3: Josh Hart increase the peace?
[1:51:08] Speaker 7: Josh Hart, I want to see some tough crowd to
[1:51:10] Speaker 7: see if I'm winning in life.
[1:51:11] Speaker 8: Oh, brother.
[1:51:13] Speaker 4: I hope he throw that shit in the trash just
[1:51:14] Speaker 4: because the way you delivered it.
[1:51:16] Speaker 8: All right.
[1:51:16] Speaker 3: That's fine. I hope he wears a book. Everybody got
[1:51:18] Speaker 3: to come to LA. Everybody got to come to LA.
[1:51:21] Speaker 4: Hey, Nick owe $ 100.
[1:51:24] Speaker 3: It's Halloween.
[1:51:25] Speaker 6: I owe $ 300. I owe $ 300.
[1:51:27] Speaker 3: I ain't going to lie. I owe $ 300. I'm not
[1:51:29] Speaker 3: a dick today.
[1:51:30] Speaker 5: With a dead guy in a red jacket, owe $ 100.
[1:51:33] Speaker 8: The dead guy.
[1:51:34] Speaker 3: You owe a lot of money, bro. Mr. B, you
[1:51:35] Speaker 3: said everybody has to come to LA. They do.
[1:51:38] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[1:51:38] Speaker 3: Do they need to check in when they arrive? Yeah,
[1:51:40] Speaker 3: you got to check in. I'm on a podcast. Check in.
[1:51:43] Speaker 3: Josh Hart, please pull up to the podcast. We're going
[1:51:45] Speaker 3: to check in. We're going to check in here. So,
[1:51:48] Speaker 3: second question.
[1:51:51] Speaker 1: How much did Cat need a game like this to
[1:51:53] Speaker 1: get Nick's fan on his side? As you know, Nick's
[1:51:54] Speaker 1: fan is very fickle.
[1:51:58] Speaker 6: Just be honest.
[1:51:59] Speaker 2: He needed a 40 ball?
[1:52:00] Speaker 8: He needed it.
[1:52:02] Speaker 3: No, it's not a 40 ball.
[1:52:03] Speaker 4: There's not one Nick fan in New York right now that.
[1:52:07] Speaker 3: Gives two shits about what he did last night. Okay?
[1:52:13] Speaker 3: Are we going to be honest? Let's just be honest
[1:52:15] Speaker 3: with a Nick.
[1:52:16] Speaker 4: There's no Nick fan last night that paid attention to
[1:52:21] Speaker 4: him scoring 44.
[1:52:22] Speaker 3: It was the only bright spot. No, there was no
[1:52:25] Speaker 3: bright spot.
[1:52:26] Speaker 4: There was no bright spot that could have been bright
[1:52:29] Speaker 4: last night for them.
[1:52:31] Speaker 6: They lost that game.
[1:52:32] Speaker 4: TV, internet, motherfucking cable gone.
[1:52:38] Speaker 6: Go!
[1:52:38] Speaker 3: Gil, can you remind our New York fans what game
[1:52:40] Speaker 3: you're referring to? They had a 5-0 lead and lost.
[1:52:44] Speaker 3: In the World Series. When the Dodgers became world champions
[1:52:47] Speaker 3: of the world.
[1:52:47] Speaker 4: You really think after that, after the ending of the night,
[1:52:52] Speaker 4: whatever happened, you think they was like, oh, let's see
[1:52:54] Speaker 4: what the Knicks is doing.
[1:52:55] Speaker 3: Hell no! That's exactly what the Knicks fans do.
[1:53:00] Speaker 6: What about them Knicks?
[1:53:02] Speaker 3: What about them Knicks?
[1:53:02] Speaker 6: What did them Knicks do?
[1:53:04] Speaker 3: Ah, fuck the Yankees. Ah, fuck them all to hell.
[1:53:06] Speaker 3: But what did them Knicks do? Ah, we won. What
[1:53:09] Speaker 3: did you do? Ah, OK. What did you do? They
[1:53:12] Speaker 3: was drunk after that. OK. He longs for a ticket shot.
[1:53:16] Speaker 6: You did what?
[1:53:16] Speaker 3: Look at Stone Cold. He turned everything on. This game
[1:53:19] Speaker 3: was already over. This game's already over. But then I
[1:53:23] Speaker 3: watched the cat highlights.
[1:53:24] Speaker 6: You watched the cat highlights, right?
[1:53:26] Speaker 3: And it made you feel what? Better. Better.
[1:53:29] Speaker 4: He said, after the game, I turned all this shit on.
[1:53:31] Speaker 3: Make us all feel better. A lot of angry people
[1:53:34] Speaker 3: in that parking lot drunk. It's a safe game. They've
[1:53:36] Speaker 3: been watching those Knicks. They've been watching those Knicks last night.
[1:53:38] Speaker 3: It's a fail safe, man. The Knicks win. Everybody else lose.
[1:53:41] Speaker 3: It's not something to build on. That's a game. This
[1:53:43] Speaker 3: is a World Series.
[1:53:44] Speaker 6: They played Miami. This was the World Series.
[1:53:46] Speaker 3: You really think? I wouldn't have took that subway. No,
[1:53:49] Speaker 3: not that one. Not last night. Not last night. Not
[1:53:52] Speaker 3: last night. Yankees, brother?
[1:53:53] Speaker 6: Not last night.
[1:53:54] Speaker 3: We care.
[1:53:55] Speaker 8: New York.
[1:53:56] Speaker 3: It was 4-1. Not last 4-1. We had to win
[1:53:58] Speaker 3: three more games. We knew. We knew. We knew. We
[1:54:01] Speaker 3: ain't going to be too delusional. As far as timing goes,
[1:54:04] Speaker 3: as far as timing goes, I'm pretty sure the.
[1:54:07] Speaker 6: Basketball game was over before the baseball game.
[1:54:09] Speaker 2: But imagine if Cat had a bad game.
[1:54:11] Speaker 6: So that 44 happened before that collapsed.
[1:54:12] Speaker 4: Well, They was in Miami, not New York.
[1:54:20] Speaker 3: And you know, in.
[1:54:21] Speaker 6: Miami, it is New York fans. They can sense it.
[1:54:23] Speaker 6: But the class ain't happened yet.
[1:54:24] Speaker 3: But they can sense it.
[1:54:25] Speaker 8: It's good.
[1:54:26] Speaker 6: Since it didn't happen, the two totals.
[1:54:27] Speaker 3: They knew. They knew Rizzo was slow. They knew Gary
[1:54:30] Speaker 3: Cole wasn't about to cover.
[1:54:31] Speaker 6: Was it on SportsCenter? Was this 44 on SportsCenter?
[1:54:34] Speaker 3: Yep. Yep. No. Not like us. They knew Freddie was ready. Hey, tomorrow.
[1:54:38] Speaker 2: That's my thing.
[1:54:39] Speaker 3: It ain't even on YouTube right now.
[1:54:40] Speaker 7: And you know what the Dodgers finna play.
[1:54:43] Speaker 3: That's it. They not like us. Juan Soto. Oh, yeah.
[1:54:46] Speaker 3: Juan Soto, come to death row. Mm-hmm. Okay?
[1:54:48] Speaker 1: Don't have to worry about your first baseman. He's in
[1:54:50] Speaker 1: death row over here. Not getting to base. Freddie Freeman,
[1:54:51] Speaker 1: janky anchor.
[1:54:53] Speaker 6: This is going after Matt.
[1:54:54] Speaker 3: We want Jazz.
[1:54:55] Speaker 4: Hey.
[1:54:56] Speaker 3: I want Jazz. I know he smoked blood. Jazz needs
[1:54:58] Speaker 3: to come over to our team. Leave the game. Hey,
[1:55:01] Speaker 3: you know Jazz smoked blood. They can go. He can go.
[1:55:03] Speaker 3: He needs to come to LA.
[1:55:05] Speaker 6: Your lips turning black, Jazz.
[1:55:06] Speaker 3: We got the fire out here. We'll take Jazz and
[1:55:08] Speaker 3: Marcus Strowman.
[1:55:09] Speaker 4: Hey, a New York fan said he would score 44
[1:55:11] Speaker 4: when we ain't paying attention.
[1:55:13] Speaker 3: There's nobody here. That's cold, brother. They playing their best
[1:55:17] Speaker 3: when nobody there. Nobody watching.
[1:55:22] Speaker 8: A lot of Knicks fans in Miami, though.
[1:55:26] Speaker 3: A lot of Knicks fans in Miami.
[1:55:28] Speaker 6: No pressure tonight, baby.
[1:55:29] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no pressure. No pressure. No pressure tonight, baby.
[1:55:33] Speaker 3: Let me get to this. That's why I said the
[1:55:36] Speaker 3: bubble had to be no pressure. I ain't got to
[1:55:37] Speaker 3: worry about nobody screaming, yelling at me.
[1:55:39] Speaker 1: Probably the hardest condition that any team could play in.
[1:55:42] Speaker 8: Ain't nobody in there yelling saying you did.
[1:55:45] Speaker 3: Nothing. That was the easiest ever to play. I would
[1:55:48] Speaker 3: have had hotel toilets. There's only a few teams, there's.
[1:55:51] Speaker 4: Only a few franchises in sports that neutral hurts them.
[1:55:57] Speaker 8: Yankees, Dodgers, Cowboys, Steelers, Lakers.
[1:56:05] Speaker 3: Hey, Steelers fans, pull up wherever it's at.
[1:56:08] Speaker 4: They got to find, but they're not Cowboys. Cowboys want
[1:56:11] Speaker 4: to be at home when they play. They don't want
[1:56:13] Speaker 4: to be in a neutral site where There's no fans?
[1:56:16] Speaker 3: Like, nah. Steelers win chips, don't they? Steelers win chips. Nonetheless.
[1:56:20] Speaker 2: Good job, Cap.
[1:56:21] Speaker 3: Shout out to the Big Bo Niggas.
[1:56:22] Speaker 2: Big Purr.
[1:56:23] Speaker 3: New York fans, this is going to get okay. Are
[1:56:25] Speaker 3: we gonna take Juan Soto off your hands? Yeah, I
[1:56:27] Speaker 3: just got a.
[1:56:27] Speaker 8: They got their ass.
[1:56:28] Speaker 3: I got a taste for one of my Cleveland homies. Yeah,
[1:56:31] Speaker 3: that shit crazy, bro. See, nobody gave a fuck about
[1:56:33] Speaker 3: Brody being out there in Cleveland. He's capping. He didn't
[1:56:36] Speaker 3: even get tickets to the game. First of all, he's
[1:56:38] Speaker 3: a liar.
[1:56:38] Speaker 6: He didn't get tickets to the game. No, he was not.
[1:56:41] Speaker 6: They had a standard ovation for him.
[1:56:43] Speaker 3: That's a lie. That's a lie. He's a cap. He
[1:56:44] Speaker 3: said it was one section of the crowd. He said
[1:56:47] Speaker 3: it was a section of the crowd. Let me ask
[1:56:49] Speaker 3: you this. Tell your homie, does he like... Kobe Bryant.
[1:56:53] Speaker 3: He loves LeBron.
[1:56:54] Speaker 6: No, he likes Kobe Bryant.
[1:56:55] Speaker 3: He's not. He likes Kobe Bryant. No, he's a LeBron fan. Oh,
[1:56:57] Speaker 3: a LeBron fan. Yeah. He really a Cleveland fan. He say,
[1:57:00] Speaker 3: LeBron not from Cleveland. He ain't a Cleveland fan. He
[1:57:03] Speaker 3: ain't a Cleveland fan. He ain't really from hood. He
[1:57:06] Speaker 3: ain't really from hood, but they rock with it. That
[1:57:08] Speaker 3: ain't a real.
[1:57:09] Speaker 4: See, that's why he ain't a Cleveland Cavaliers fan. Because
[1:57:11] Speaker 4: you can throw a rock and hit all that shit. Yep.
[1:57:14] Speaker 3: Tell him to go listen to Bone Thugs-A-Lot.
[1:57:15] Speaker 6: Akron, Canton, Youngstown, Cleveland.
[1:57:19] Speaker 3: Don't kill the messenger, man.
[1:57:20] Speaker 4: You're not going to be a Cleveland Cavaliers fan.
[1:57:24] Speaker 3: I'm being Stephen A. I just got a credible source
[1:57:28] Speaker 3: that just told me Nobody was cheering for the man,
[1:57:33] Speaker 3: and the cameras was panning and pandering for him. Say
[1:57:36] Speaker 3: his name. I can't. Say his name.
[1:57:40] Speaker 6: What you hiding him for?
[1:57:41] Speaker 3: Journalistic integrity. That is dangerous. Of course. I did not
[1:57:52] Speaker 3: do such a thing. I did not do such a thing.
[1:57:56] Speaker 3: You were messing with Bronny's marketability. No, I'm not. They talked, too.
[1:58:03] Speaker 3: Steven ain't pull up. We ain't forgot. We busy, too.
[1:58:07] Speaker 3: We busy, too, sir. Okay. We got the zombie work
[1:58:12] Speaker 3: for you, Mr. A. Got zombie work. That shit probably hit,
[1:58:17] Speaker 3: don't it? Damn. Nothing. Sorry. Nothing.
[1:58:25] Speaker 1: Gil and Nick start hollering at the zombies during the apocalypse.
[1:58:30] Speaker 3: Y'all keeping y'all masks on the whole day? Hell yeah,
[1:58:32] Speaker 3: I'm gonna pick the kids up. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
[1:58:37] Speaker 3: I'm gonna trick-or-treatin'. You gonna trick-or-treatin'? It's just early.
[1:58:40] Speaker 6: Well, it get dark at 5.30.
[1:58:40] Speaker 3: Man, I gotta keep this paint on and shit the
[1:58:43] Speaker 3: whole day? I'm in character all day. Somebody need to
[1:58:46] Speaker 3: touch me up.
[1:58:47] Speaker 6: Come on to the grill.
[1:58:48] Speaker 3: Hey, back there, we still got the makeup artist here.
[1:58:50] Speaker 3: Shout out to our lovely makeup artist, our crew. I'm
[1:58:52] Speaker 3: taking a nap on my back. Wig on it.
[1:58:59] Speaker 8: Uh-huh.
[1:59:00] Speaker 3: Let's keep this thing moving. You take a shit off, huh?
[1:59:03] Speaker 3: You're like, yeah.
[1:59:04] Speaker 1: As K-Mart can tell you, being the number one overall
[1:59:06] Speaker 1: pick comes with some expectations.
[1:59:08] Speaker 8: As who?
[1:59:08] Speaker 3: As K-Mart.
[1:59:09] Speaker 4: Who?
[1:59:09] Speaker 3: The Joker.
[1:59:10] Speaker 8: Who?
[1:59:11] Speaker 3: K-Mart.
[1:59:12] Speaker 8: Who?
[1:59:12] Speaker 3: No. Knowledge. Don't call me that, bro.
[1:59:14] Speaker 8: Mr. Knowledge?
[1:59:15] Speaker 3: No. Mr. Knowledge. As a gentleman to my right can
[1:59:21] Speaker 3: tell you.
[1:59:21] Speaker 4: See, if you call me K-Mart, I think you're a fan, bro.
[1:59:23] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:59:24] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[1:59:25] Speaker 3: I am a fan.
[1:59:26] Speaker 4: No, no, no.
[1:59:26] Speaker 6: Not on this couch, you're not.
[1:59:27] Speaker 3: Okay. We are co-workers.
[1:59:28] Speaker 6: We're co-workers.
[1:59:29] Speaker 3: That's my co-worker, Kanye. You called me K-Mart.
[1:59:32] Speaker 6: Don't do that.
[1:59:33] Speaker 3: Kanye, I already told you the questions, yo. Don't do that.
[1:59:37] Speaker 2: This is hilarious. I need to record this.
[1:59:39] Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. Uh-oh.
[1:59:40] Speaker 6: Get your shot, dog.
[1:59:41] Speaker 3: Batty, batty, shot o'clock. You said you was going to holler.
[1:59:43] Speaker 3: Get it going.
[1:59:45] Speaker 6: Yo, she for real.
[1:59:46] Speaker 2: Batty, batty, shot o'clock.
[1:59:48] Speaker 3: Oh, she for real with it, man. Hey, you earning
[1:59:50] Speaker 3: that check. Thank you. Yo, she killed it.
[1:59:55] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[1:59:55] Speaker 3: How come zombies can't talk? They dead. They can walk
[2:00:00] Speaker 3: and move. They can make that noise. They can make
[2:00:07] Speaker 3: that noise, but they can't learn the English language. I
[2:00:11] Speaker 3: don't like to speak. Damn, Gina.
[2:00:15] Speaker 6: What was the question, Joe?
[2:00:17] Speaker 1: Well, being the number one overall pick, being the number
[2:00:22] Speaker 1: one pick comes with some expectations. So Native Frenchman 2020
[2:00:25] Speaker 1: for number one overall pick, Zachary Rissache. I realized pretty
[2:00:29] Speaker 1: quickly the NBA was nothing like anything I had previously
[2:00:31] Speaker 1: experienced playing professionally in France. So here's what he told
[2:00:35] Speaker 1: John Hollinger of the Athletic during training camp. He said,
[2:00:38] Speaker 1: back in France, I was super athletic. Now I'm just
[2:00:41] Speaker 1: a regular dude.
[2:00:42] Speaker 3: Damn. We've been trying to say it all. But, question
[2:00:49] Speaker 3: for you. Do you appreciate the honesty coming from Zachary? Oh,
[2:00:53] Speaker 3: he playing in real time.
[2:00:55] Speaker 5: Like, I think Wimby made a statement something similar. Like,
[2:01:00] Speaker 5: the game was, yeah, it's that. When you young and
[2:01:03] Speaker 5: you gifted and you're taller than everybody, those are great attributes.
[2:01:09] Speaker 5: You around certain guys where you're the most athletic.
[2:01:12] Speaker 3: Guy, great. But it's every third guy here, right?
[2:01:20] Speaker 6: It ain't you and then.
[2:01:23] Speaker 5: 72 other guys. No, it's... Yeah, so there's a glaring
[2:01:29] Speaker 5: difference in that regard. We're not talking about just skill set.
[2:01:33] Speaker 5: We're talking about just, you said, athleticism. So it's, yeah,
[2:01:38] Speaker 5: I appreciate his honesty, but it's, there's nothing that.
[2:01:44] Speaker 6: You can go work on.
[2:01:46] Speaker 3: Can't get in the weight room?
[2:01:47] Speaker 6: No, exactly, no. No, there's nothing you can do to.
[2:01:49] Speaker 3: For athletics. Generics. I mean, no, genetics. Calf raises? Calf raises.
[2:01:53] Speaker 6: There's nothing you can do for athleticism.
[2:01:54] Speaker 3: Yeah, when you was 10.
[2:01:56] Speaker 6: For athleticism?
[2:01:57] Speaker 5: There's nothing you can do to be athletic.
[2:02:00] Speaker 3: Really?
[2:02:01] Speaker 6: Nothing. You have it or you don't.
[2:02:04] Speaker 2: He's clearly talking about, like, the.
[2:02:05] Speaker 3: Like, even the guys who are like, oh, I got
[2:02:07] Speaker 3: a 50-inch vertical. Where he's from.
[2:02:08] Speaker 8: Think about, like, a 5'5 dude who got a 40-something-inch vertical,
[2:02:10] Speaker 8: 50-inch vertical.
[2:02:10] Speaker 3: His genetics is already there. I worked on my lifestyle.
[2:02:19] Speaker 3: But you probably already had them. That's just jumping, though.
[2:02:23] Speaker 3: That's just jumping, yeah. When I went to Dominguez, right,
[2:02:25] Speaker 3: in the 10th grade, that's when I got that 250.
[2:02:27] Speaker 3: Remember the Home Depot Center? Yes.
[2:02:36] Speaker 1: Right?
[2:02:36] Speaker 7: And Carson, I was one of the first athletes to
[2:02:38] Speaker 7: go there at a young age, and we were doing
[2:02:40] Speaker 7: things to train our body.
[2:02:42] Speaker 3: It was like cross-training. But that helped my ability and everything.
[2:02:45] Speaker 6: It got you stronger.
[2:02:46] Speaker 3: It got you stronger. And everything. Bro, I came back.
[2:02:49] Speaker 6: Because jumping is what?
[2:02:50] Speaker 3: In my sophomore year, I started going between.
[2:02:52] Speaker 4: I couldn't even touch the rim barely.
[2:02:53] Speaker 6: Because you know what that is, right?
[2:02:54] Speaker 3: That's me working on my body.
[2:02:56] Speaker 6: You're working on your body, but you know what jumping is, though?
[2:02:58] Speaker 3: I'll apply a metric.
[2:02:59] Speaker 6: Jumping ain't just leg. Jumping is your core muscle.
[2:03:02] Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Everything.
[2:03:04] Speaker 6: So it ain't just.
[2:03:04] Speaker 4: Jump roping, all that stuff. You know how many people that... Listen,
[2:03:07] Speaker 4: hold on.
[2:03:08] Speaker 5: You know how many people that I was around that
[2:03:10] Speaker 5: wasn't athletic that bought the motherfucking jump shoes? That still
[2:03:14] Speaker 5: couldn't fucking walk.
[2:03:15] Speaker 6: That couldn't jump after.
[2:03:16] Speaker 3: They wore them?
[2:03:17] Speaker 5: You saw a motherfucker walking around... For those that don't know...
[2:03:21] Speaker 5: We old as shit on the couch, right? They were
[2:03:23] Speaker 5: strength shoes. They had a big-ass platform on the front.
[2:03:26] Speaker 5: They walk around on your toes like this all day,
[2:03:29] Speaker 5: and people think it's gonna help you jump. And I
[2:03:32] Speaker 5: still out-jumped every single one of them motherfuckers, and I
[2:03:35] Speaker 5: never wore.
[2:03:36] Speaker 3: Them one day. I didn't wear it either.
[2:03:37] Speaker 7: I didn't wear it, but I'm set the training plyometrics, bro.
[2:03:40] Speaker 3: No, think about it. No. I know.
[2:03:41] Speaker 4: It's in height and what you already have inside of you, right?
[2:03:45] Speaker 6: So let's take Cal Anderson. I don't give a fuck
[2:03:48] Speaker 6: who he work out for now.
[2:03:51] Speaker 3: It has to start young, though.
[2:03:52] Speaker 6: D won't be jumping.
[2:03:54] Speaker 3: It's not in his genetics. It has to start younger, though.
[2:03:56] Speaker 3: You already have. But you can jump higher. No, but
[2:04:00] Speaker 3: what I'm saying is. You can jump higher. How about this?
[2:04:05] Speaker 3: How about this?
[2:04:06] Speaker 4: No, no, what I'm saying is my genetics say I'm
[2:04:09] Speaker 4: going to jump. My max that I can get would
[2:04:12] Speaker 4: be a 38-inch vertical, right? So if I'm only jumping
[2:04:15] Speaker 4: at 34 and I'm doing all the shit y'all doing,
[2:04:18] Speaker 4: I'm going to max out at what I'm going to
[2:04:20] Speaker 4: max out. Yours might be 43. His might be 50.
[2:04:23] Speaker 4: Yours might be 44. But you're going to have genetically
[2:04:27] Speaker 4: a better engine. All you're doing is just tuning that
[2:04:29] Speaker 4: motherfucker up when you're lifting.
[2:04:31] Speaker 3: When I got to college, when I got to college.
[2:04:33] Speaker 4: Like Elijah, I don't give a fuck what Elijah do.
[2:04:37] Speaker 4: He ain't jumping 44.
[2:04:38] Speaker 3: Inches, right? Alani, Alani, Alani from the beginning.
[2:04:44] Speaker 6: Since he was little, what.
[2:04:46] Speaker 4: I'm saying, Alani from the beginning has been the most
[2:04:50] Speaker 4: athletic kid I have.
[2:04:51] Speaker 6: He is jumping.
[2:04:53] Speaker 4: In front of it, he already moves faster at a
[2:04:56] Speaker 4: certain age. So he's going to have a 44.
[2:05:00] Speaker 6: You get stronger, right?
[2:05:01] Speaker 4: I was athletic when I got to Cincinnati.
[2:05:03] Speaker 6: I could jump, right?
[2:05:05] Speaker 5: 1996, when I got to college, I was athletic. I
[2:05:07] Speaker 5: could jump, right? I got stronger. I didn't get more bounce.
[2:05:15] Speaker 5: I didn't gain... It looked better. It looked more explosive.
[2:05:19] Speaker 5: I could already jump.
[2:05:21] Speaker 3: So we said when you first ducked, we ain't supposed
[2:05:24] Speaker 3: to go to, like... Like, I just ducked.
[2:05:27] Speaker 2: And then I keep jumping. Because you got taller, Nick.
[2:05:28] Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on.
[2:05:29] Speaker 6: Did you hear this motherfucker say it?
[2:05:30] Speaker 1: What?
[2:05:31] Speaker 3: When they first dunked, It was hard.
[2:05:38] Speaker 4: But the more he did it, it got easier.
[2:05:40] Speaker 6: Motherfucker, you kept growing, yes. Of course it's going to
[2:05:43] Speaker 6: get easier.
[2:05:45] Speaker 8: And it got easier because you.
[2:05:48] Speaker 3: I stopped growing at 6'3 1⁄2. Yes. I was 13.
[2:05:53] Speaker 6: And you got stronger?
[2:05:53] Speaker 3: I dunked when I was 13. And then you started
[2:05:56] Speaker 3: doing more dunks, right? I started lifting weights. I started
[2:06:01] Speaker 3: doing plyometrics. You got stronger?
[2:06:03] Speaker 8: And I.
[2:06:04] Speaker 3: began to jump higher.
[2:06:06] Speaker 6: So it's plyometrics on your legs?
[2:06:08] Speaker 4: So when you was doing plyometrics at 22, did you gain.
[2:06:12] Speaker 3: Four more inches?
[2:06:13] Speaker 8: No.
[2:06:13] Speaker 3: I gained.
[2:06:14] Speaker 6: No, you didn't.
[2:06:15] Speaker 3: Your ass, whatever you was jumping at 22, you stopped.
[2:06:18] Speaker 3: So to prove y'all right, so to prove y'all right,
[2:06:21] Speaker 3: any answer I give, just say, no, you didn't! No,
[2:06:26] Speaker 3: you didn't. Any answer I get, no, you didn't. No,
[2:06:30] Speaker 3: you didn't. I got this. Hey, I was actually doing
[2:06:32] Speaker 3: all this. No, you wasn't.
[2:06:33] Speaker 8: Okay.
[2:06:33] Speaker 3: No, you wasn't. All right. I was there. I watched you.
[2:06:36] Speaker 3: You wasn't doing shit.
[2:06:37] Speaker 6: Who's the highest jumper?
[2:06:38] Speaker 8: I seen you.
[2:06:38] Speaker 4: Who's the highest jumper right now in the NBA?
[2:06:40] Speaker 3: Fuck, what's going on, man?
[2:06:43] Speaker 2: Y'all are Jalen Greene.
[2:06:44] Speaker 3: Jalen Greene? Yeah, Jalen Greene, yeah.
[2:06:47] Speaker 6: Does he jump high?
[2:06:48] Speaker 3: He in the.
[2:06:49] Speaker 8: NBA, right?
[2:06:50] Speaker 3: He in the NBA. He jumps high, man. He jumps high.
[2:06:52] Speaker 3: Do it? Yeah, he jumps high.
[2:06:54] Speaker 6: Then he did in high school?
[2:06:55] Speaker 3: Yes. Huh?
[2:06:55] Speaker 4: How he was jumping in high school, this motherfucker with
[2:06:58] Speaker 4: plyometrics should be jumping over the fucking rim.
[2:07:00] Speaker 3: Bro, he is.
[2:07:01] Speaker 6: He should be jumping over the rim, goddammit.
[2:07:03] Speaker 4: From what he was doing in high school, from all
[2:07:07] Speaker 4: these ply meshes with the pros, doing all this extra shit,
[2:07:10] Speaker 4: he should.
[2:07:10] Speaker 6: Be jumping over the motherfucking rim. He's jumping higher.
[2:07:13] Speaker 3: Yes, he's jumping higher. He's jumping higher.
[2:07:15] Speaker 6: I want somebody.
[2:07:16] Speaker 3: I want.
[2:07:16] Speaker 6: Somebody, please.
[2:07:18] Speaker 4: Zach Levine came in in the NBA with a 45-inch vertical.
[2:07:21] Speaker 3: He went to UCLA, so.
[2:07:31] Speaker 4: 45-inch vertical. That means, by y'all theory, he should be
[2:07:37] Speaker 4: at least.
[2:07:37] Speaker 3: 48, right?
[2:07:38] Speaker 4: Huh?
[2:07:38] Speaker 3: Because he's been working on his legs in the NBA. Huh?
[2:07:41] Speaker 6: No, I'm just talking about.
[2:07:43] Speaker 8: Northwest.
[2:07:44] Speaker 3: Lights did it.
[2:07:44] Speaker 8: But I feel like every person has a threshold of athleticism.
[2:07:50] Speaker 4: You're saying what I'm saying. Everyone's body naturally has a threshold.
[2:07:54] Speaker 3: So if his threshold is.
[2:07:55] Speaker 4: 44 and mine is 38, we can work out the same.
[2:07:59] Speaker 3: I can do more.
[2:07:59] Speaker 8: I'm never.
[2:08:00] Speaker 3: going to get to 40.
[2:08:00] Speaker 4: But can you go from 38 to 40? My genetics
[2:08:03] Speaker 4: don't give it to me.
[2:08:04] Speaker 8: But nobody said you're going to get a 40.
[2:08:06] Speaker 6: Like him, I don't give a fuck what he eats.
[2:08:08] Speaker 4: We can both eat the same calories.
[2:08:11] Speaker 6: We can both eat the same calories. His body's going to.
[2:08:14] Speaker 3: Do different than mine. You're not going to go from
[2:08:16] Speaker 3: 25 to 50 inches.
[2:08:16] Speaker 6: You're going to go from 25 to 29.
[2:08:17] Speaker 3: That's an increase. It is an increase. No, it's not.
[2:08:20] Speaker 3: It's up to you to get there.
[2:08:21] Speaker 8: I can go.
[2:08:31] Speaker 3: From 29 to 32. I can go from 32 to 35. Right,
[2:08:34] Speaker 3: but you can't.
[2:08:34] Speaker 8: It depends on how.
[2:08:36] Speaker 3: Hard I work.
[2:08:37] Speaker 2: But you can only get to 35 if your body
[2:08:39] Speaker 2: is inclined.
[2:08:40] Speaker 3: To be there anyway. No, you can't. I know I did.
[2:08:42] Speaker 3: I know I did. I know I did. I know
[2:08:44] Speaker 3: I kept going up because I stopped working on it.
[2:08:47] Speaker 3: I know. I've seen other people do it, too. I've
[2:08:51] Speaker 3: seen Amari Stoudemire go from.
[2:08:53] Speaker 4: Barely touching the middle of the rim to touching the
[2:08:55] Speaker 4: top of the backboard.
[2:08:56] Speaker 6: Oh, when he was touching the rim in eighth grade
[2:08:58] Speaker 6: until he.
[2:08:59] Speaker 3: Turned into ninth grade. I started jumping crazy, bro.
[2:09:02] Speaker 6: Oh, when he was in eighth grade.
[2:09:04] Speaker 3: All that. I started jumping crazy. No, hey, hey. We
[2:09:07] Speaker 3: rock with strip shoes. No, I didn't do that. I
[2:09:09] Speaker 3: didn't do that. No, I don't know what that is.
[2:09:11] Speaker 3: I didn't do that. Strip shoes. Strip shoes.
[2:09:13] Speaker 7: We had the jump rope, plyometrics, and cross training.
[2:09:16] Speaker 3: Jump soles and strip shoes. All that. All that.
[2:09:19] Speaker 6: Come on now.
[2:09:20] Speaker 3: Jump over the box. All you're doing, if you was elite,
[2:09:23] Speaker 3: you knew what plyometrics was. Exactly. For sure. Were you
[2:09:26] Speaker 3: fast when you was little? Was I fast? Yeah, were
[2:09:30] Speaker 3: you fast?
[2:09:31] Speaker 7: I was fast, but I feel like I got faster
[2:09:33] Speaker 7: once I.
[2:09:33] Speaker 3: Started working on my life. Once you got older, okay. No, no, no, no,
[2:09:35] Speaker 3: I'm talking about, no. So, most likely, at eight.
[2:09:39] Speaker 4: Years old, you was probably the fastest kid. Nine years old,
[2:09:43] Speaker 4: you was probably the fastest kid. Ten years old, you
[2:09:45] Speaker 4: was probably the fastest kid. All right, you've been the
[2:09:47] Speaker 4: fastest kid the whole time.
[2:09:48] Speaker 3: No, no.
[2:09:49] Speaker 6: All right, you was the most... I got more athletic.
[2:09:52] Speaker 3: And he got faster. I got better with the training.
[2:09:55] Speaker 3: I'm in the ninth grade doing different.
[2:09:57] Speaker 7: I'm in the ninth grade training like a professional.
[2:10:01] Speaker 3: Yes. I was training like a professional. Think about what
[2:10:04] Speaker 3: I'm saying. I'm not just going in there. No, what
[2:10:07] Speaker 3: I'm saying is think about what I'm saying. When you
[2:10:08] Speaker 3: were eight years old, you didn't do no training, right?
[2:10:12] Speaker 2: You were already better than him.
[2:10:12] Speaker 4: You compared to your other peers, you were already superhuman
[2:10:17] Speaker 4: in them. So if y'all all worked out into the
[2:10:20] Speaker 4: same drills, they can't catch you because your natural ability
[2:10:25] Speaker 4: was better than their natural ability.
[2:10:26] Speaker 6: Like Nixon, right?
[2:10:28] Speaker 3: Trash!
[2:10:29] Speaker 4: Let's do this shit again.
[2:10:32] Speaker 3: Have a Halloween, motherfucker. Have a Halloween. Have a Halloween.
[2:10:37] Speaker 3: I couldn't help it. Have a Halloween.
[2:10:38] Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you're fine.
[2:10:39] Speaker 3: Have a Halloween.
[2:10:40] Speaker 6: I couldn't help it.
[2:10:42] Speaker 3: My bad. My bad. That was a bad example.
[2:10:44] Speaker 6: I'm just saying, I don't care. You know Nick is
[2:10:46] Speaker 6: on the couch.
[2:10:47] Speaker 3: I don't care what kind of shoes.
[2:10:48] Speaker 6: That boy get.
[2:10:49] Speaker 3: I don't care what kind of training he get. Right? Trash. Trash.
[2:10:54] Speaker 6: I'm a killer.
[2:10:54] Speaker 3: They ain't going to call my son a trash, nigga.
[2:10:56] Speaker 3: I'm not from TV. I mean, what? I couldn't help it.
[2:11:01] Speaker 6: The joke really sucked.
[2:11:03] Speaker 3: You had that business.
[2:11:04] Speaker 8: You had that one for a comment. That's cool.
[2:11:07] Speaker 3: He couldn't wait. He couldn't wait to say that shit.
[2:11:12] Speaker 3: You know I got to go home. He going to say,
[2:11:14] Speaker 3: why you didn't whip his ass, daddy? I'm going to say, man,
[2:11:17] Speaker 3: that nigga gave me some money. Like my son.
[2:11:18] Speaker 4: My son.
[2:11:19] Speaker 8: My son was mad at me.
[2:11:21] Speaker 3: I said, son, we need you. He gave you some V-Bucks.
[2:11:25] Speaker 3: He gave you some V-Bucks. Man, take that. I said
[2:11:27] Speaker 3: he V-Bucks, man. Stop talking to grown folks. Crazy. Defend you.
[2:11:32] Speaker 4: All right.
[2:11:32] Speaker 1: Let's move to our last topic before mostly, fam.
[2:11:35] Speaker 8: I'm not saying you're going to be Vince Carter if you.
[2:11:38] Speaker 3: Can't jump. So let me.
[2:11:40] Speaker 5: Ask you, did Vince jump high when he got to
[2:11:42] Speaker 5: the league?
[2:11:42] Speaker 3: Who, me?
[2:11:43] Speaker 6: Vince.
[2:11:43] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[2:11:43] Speaker 3: Did Vince Carter? Yeah.
[2:11:44] Speaker 6: I don't know.
[2:11:45] Speaker 3: Hell yeah. He didn't see him in high school?
[2:11:48] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[2:11:48] Speaker 3: That's fine. You know who I seen in high school
[2:11:51] Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm playing against grown men. I
[2:11:54] Speaker 3: got to get higher. I got to go higher now.
[2:11:58] Speaker 3: You're getting stronger. I got to go higher.
[2:12:00] Speaker 8: Stronger.
[2:12:00] Speaker 4: I seen somebody in high school dunking and I was like,
[2:12:04] Speaker 4: ain't no motherfucking way he played high school basketball.
[2:12:06] Speaker 6: Like we jump like that?
[2:12:07] Speaker 8: You got more power as.
[2:12:08] Speaker 3: You're getting older.
[2:12:09] Speaker 6: No, no, you get more power.
[2:12:09] Speaker 3: You're working out. You're working out. You get more power.
[2:12:12] Speaker 6: You're getting stronger, but.
[2:12:13] Speaker 4: What I'm saying is it's already your genetics.
[2:12:15] Speaker 3: You're already that. I can get him more power.
[2:12:18] Speaker 4: You can't go from Cal Anderson to Vince Carter.
[2:12:22] Speaker 3: No, but that wouldn't even be a goal. I mean,
[2:12:24] Speaker 3: that's extreme. That's extreme. He can get halfway, though.
[2:12:27] Speaker 8: Right, exactly, because that's all he can do.
[2:12:30] Speaker 3: He can get two, maybe three inches, man.
[2:12:32] Speaker 6: Maybe two or three.
[2:12:33] Speaker 3: He can increase. That's what I'm saying. Two, three, five tops. Nah.
[2:12:40] Speaker 3: Five tops.
[2:12:41] Speaker 4: How about this? If you grab ten kids, right, ten kids...
[2:12:46] Speaker 4: and you put them through the same workout, they can
[2:12:48] Speaker 4: only do the same thing.
[2:12:50] Speaker 3: If they're doing 100 put, they.
[2:12:51] Speaker 4: Can only all do One, there's no very, they can
[2:12:57] Speaker 4: only do.
[2:12:58] Speaker 3: And they are doing it. They're all doing it.
[2:13:00] Speaker 4: What I'm saying is, there's going to be a number one,
[2:13:04] Speaker 4: and there's going.
[2:13:05] Speaker 6: To be a last place.
[2:13:06] Speaker 8: Yes.
[2:13:07] Speaker 6: Because of the genetics itself.
[2:13:10] Speaker 3: How could there be a place when they're all results?
[2:13:12] Speaker 6: Because what they show up with.
[2:13:13] Speaker 3: They're all results. Because they got to show up. All
[2:13:15] Speaker 3: we need is results. We don't need two placements.
[2:13:17] Speaker 8: So what if the last place starts up in higher school?
[2:13:20] Speaker 3: No, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is the genetics.
[2:13:22] Speaker 3: If they all start in the same and they all
[2:13:24] Speaker 3: did the same thing, right?
[2:13:30] Speaker 4: There's going to be a first place and there's going
[2:13:32] Speaker 4: to be a last place.
[2:13:34] Speaker 3: Because the engine.
[2:13:35] Speaker 4: No, the engine they're starting with is different already.
[2:13:38] Speaker 3: They're all starting the same. What are they doing? And
[2:13:41] Speaker 3: they're all doing the same thing.
[2:13:42] Speaker 6: It won't be the same.
[2:13:43] Speaker 3: Yes.
[2:13:44] Speaker 8: No, we all starting the same. Me and you, same thing,
[2:13:47] Speaker 8: same everything. And we doing the same thing.
[2:13:49] Speaker 6: I show up 6'9, and you show up your height.
[2:13:51] Speaker 3: No, but he said they all starting the same.
[2:13:52] Speaker 4: No, no, no, what I'm saying is you're showing up
[2:13:54] Speaker 4: as your genetic body.
[2:13:55] Speaker 2: No, but, like, not training.
[2:13:56] Speaker 3: Like, no training.
[2:13:57] Speaker 6: You show up as Nick... As you were born, like, 6'4?
[2:14:00] Speaker 2: Before you started training.
[2:14:02] Speaker 6: I show up 6'9.
[2:14:03] Speaker 3: And y'all doing, hey, Nick, what he said. Let's just
[2:14:05] Speaker 3: say this. I'll say this. I'm 6'3, he's 6'9. We
[2:14:09] Speaker 3: got to do the same amount of push-ups, the same
[2:14:12] Speaker 3: amount of squats, the same amount of all of that.
[2:14:16] Speaker 3: There's not going to be a better.
[2:14:19] Speaker 6: There is not.
[2:14:20] Speaker 3: Going to be a better because there are already detriments
[2:14:23] Speaker 3: that he's taller. So how are we going to say
[2:14:26] Speaker 3: who's going to jump higher? Who's going to run faster?
[2:14:29] Speaker 3: All that's going to be dependent on how we did it.
[2:14:33] Speaker 3: If I do my push-ups the right way, you're doing
[2:14:35] Speaker 3: the right way, we should have the same results.
[2:14:36] Speaker 4: You can't have the same results because y'all don't have
[2:14:39] Speaker 4: the same genetics.
[2:14:40] Speaker 6: You don't have the same parents.
[2:14:42] Speaker 3: So you're saying we can't lift the same amount. So
[2:14:44] Speaker 3: you're saying... If we do the same and he goes
[2:14:48] Speaker 3: in and lifts 250 and I lift 250 and that's
[2:14:50] Speaker 3: the max, isn't that the same?
[2:14:52] Speaker 5: No, but if I do it six times and you
[2:14:53] Speaker 5: do it 12, it's.
[2:14:54] Speaker 3: Not the same. But if I do it six and
[2:14:55] Speaker 3: you do it six, it's the same, right? No, it's not.
[2:14:58] Speaker 3: It's not the same. Your genetics aren't better than mine
[2:15:01] Speaker 3: at that point, right? Okay, all right.
[2:15:04] Speaker 4: If his parents is LeBron James and Serena Williams, that's
[2:15:09] Speaker 4: what he has in his blood, right? And you got
[2:15:12] Speaker 4: Jokic's body, you got Jokic's genetics, and Luka's, whatever, that's
[2:15:17] Speaker 4: your genetics. You both think y'all motherfuckers working the same.
[2:15:21] Speaker 4: It's gonna be moving the same, huh?
[2:15:24] Speaker 6: You got a Honda.
[2:15:25] Speaker 3: inside.
[2:15:26] Speaker 4: He has a Bugatti inside.
[2:15:28] Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck what you think he's going
[2:15:30] Speaker 3: to do.
[2:15:31] Speaker 4: You better get on HGH. You better get on whatever
[2:15:34] Speaker 4: you think you can do.
[2:15:35] Speaker 3: You can do it if you do it.
[2:15:36] Speaker 8: If he was doing it, he would be doing similar.
[2:15:40] Speaker 3: You can do it.
[2:15:43] Speaker 4: But we're talking about athleticism.
[2:15:46] Speaker 6: His engine is all different.
[2:15:49] Speaker 4: The genetics is different, which changes.
[2:15:52] Speaker 6: So your genetics, your.
[2:15:54] Speaker 3: Athleticism, your athleticism, your genetics. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
[2:16:00] Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Cash. Cash. Where cash at?
[2:16:03] Speaker 4: I guess he does.
[2:16:05] Speaker 3: Being athletic is being athletic. No, it's not. No, it's not.
[2:16:08] Speaker 3: So is there a difference between being athletic in certain
[2:16:10] Speaker 3: sports or is it all sports? It's the same. Somebody
[2:16:12] Speaker 3: in the family.
[2:16:15] Speaker 4: All his kids, I don't give a fuck if they
[2:16:17] Speaker 4: play sports or not. All his kids has his genetics.
[2:16:21] Speaker 6: So all his kids are going to naturally jump.
[2:16:24] Speaker 3: Because you know who's athletic?
[2:16:25] Speaker 6: Hold on. Because you know who's athletic?
[2:16:27] Speaker 8: Who?
[2:16:29] Speaker 4: The nigga that owe you $ 100.
[2:16:32] Speaker 6: Because his name Paul Roby.
[2:16:34] Speaker 3: You know who that is?
[2:16:34] Speaker 4: That's my father. Right? The very first time. Hold on.
[2:16:41] Speaker 6: In college, right?
[2:16:42] Speaker 4: We playing Miami of Ohio.
[2:16:46] Speaker 6: Charlie Cole is the head coach.
[2:16:48] Speaker 5: I'm a freshman in college.
[2:16:50] Speaker 6: We get done with the game.
[2:16:52] Speaker 5: The man walk up to me after the game and says, son,
[2:16:55] Speaker 5: by chance, shut the fuck up.
[2:16:59] Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, man.
[2:17:01] Speaker 8: Nigga.
[2:17:03] Speaker 3: Oh, dude. Goddamn. Worth it, worth it, worth it. Go ahead.
[2:17:09] Speaker 4: So, Charlie Cole, the head coach of Miami, walk up
[2:17:13] Speaker 4: to me after the game.
[2:17:14] Speaker 5: And asked me, son, by chance is your dad Paul Roby?
[2:17:18] Speaker 5: I've never met Charlie Cole a day in my life.
[2:17:22] Speaker 5: You know how he know that's my daddy? He coached
[2:17:25] Speaker 5: Paul in high school. Know what he said? You jump
[2:17:29] Speaker 5: just like him.
[2:17:31] Speaker 3: So there's only one way to settle this. No, no, no,
[2:17:33] Speaker 3: there's not.
[2:17:34] Speaker 6: You jumped just like him.
[2:17:35] Speaker 3: It's to ask the question. I know mine. Does Marcus
[2:17:37] Speaker 3: Jordan inherit Michael Jordan's genetics? We never seen it. Yes,
[2:17:41] Speaker 3: we have. I have. I have.
[2:17:43] Speaker 6: They all jumped at him in school. They all jumped
[2:17:45] Speaker 6: at him in school.
[2:17:46] Speaker 3: You know who genetics he didn't get? Michaels. You know
[2:17:48] Speaker 3: who he did? He got Michael. Juanita. You can get
[2:17:52] Speaker 3: your mama sued.
[2:17:53] Speaker 6: He got Juanita sued.
[2:17:55] Speaker 3: You can get your mama sued. Or your slave master.
[2:17:58] Speaker 6: But you're getting somebody.
[2:18:00] Speaker 3: Hold on.
[2:18:01] Speaker 6: Hold on. I know an athlete out here.
[2:18:04] Speaker 3: Picking cotton and shit.
[2:18:05] Speaker 5: No shot at Jerome Stanley. You seen Cash and Stanley jump?
[2:18:10] Speaker 3: It is what it is.
[2:18:11] Speaker 6: Have you seen Cash and Stanley jump?
[2:18:12] Speaker 3: We have seen Cash and Stanley jump.
[2:18:14] Speaker 5: If you look at Jerome Stanley, my bad, Jerome, you
[2:18:16] Speaker 5: don't think that's his son. Because he got his athleticism
[2:18:19] Speaker 5: from his mama's side.
[2:18:20] Speaker 6: His mama ran track. So it's very possible.
[2:18:23] Speaker 3: Gary Payton Jr. Right?
[2:18:25] Speaker 6: So, therefore, it can.
[2:18:26] Speaker 3: Go from either side. He ain't got none of that.
[2:18:30] Speaker 6: And you see his mama.
[2:18:31] Speaker 3: Only one way to settle this. Like JaVale McGee.
[2:18:33] Speaker 1: Right?
[2:18:34] Speaker 3: It is.
[2:18:38] Speaker 6: Daddy can jump in his mom.
[2:18:40] Speaker 3: It ain't genetics, right? So it ain't genetics, right? It
[2:18:42] Speaker 3: is genetics. So you didn't get it. You didn't just
[2:18:44] Speaker 3: get it. You didn't get it. Only one way to
[2:18:46] Speaker 3: settle this. I didn't get all of them.
[2:18:47] Speaker 6: Are we picking and choosing?
[2:18:49] Speaker 3: What is your? Are you athletic for a girl?
[2:18:51] Speaker 4: I didn't get my dad's genetics.
[2:18:52] Speaker 3: Hold on.
[2:18:53] Speaker 4: Like Cheryl's pooping her husband.
[2:18:54] Speaker 6: What'd she say?
[2:18:54] Speaker 3: Look at the son. What'd she just say?
[2:18:56] Speaker 6: Are you athletic for a girl?
[2:18:57] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[2:18:58] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[2:18:58] Speaker 3: Did you get your father's genetics?
[2:19:00] Speaker 6: If she was 6'5, she could dunk.
[2:19:01] Speaker 3: Hold on. If she was a boy, she can dunk. Yeah.
[2:19:03] Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on. If she was... Hold on,
[2:19:04] Speaker 3: hold on, hold on. a dog, she could.
[2:19:06] Speaker 8: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[2:19:08] Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[2:19:09] Speaker 6: Candace Parker and her brother.
[2:19:11] Speaker 3: Did you get your dad's genetics, though?
[2:19:13] Speaker 2: Yes, I got some of them.
[2:19:14] Speaker 3: Did you get your dad's genetics?
[2:19:15] Speaker 2: It's not all or nothing.
[2:19:16] Speaker 3: It's not all or nothing. What'd you tell me?
[2:19:18] Speaker 2: I didn't get his jumping.
[2:19:19] Speaker 3: What'd you tell me, though? You said you couldn't get
[2:19:21] Speaker 3: a number? You said I didn't get my dash genetics.
[2:19:23] Speaker 3: They heard you. They heard you. Why don't you know
[2:19:26] Speaker 3: what I meant, though? You don't get all of them
[2:19:28] Speaker 3: or none of them. I thought you were going to
[2:19:29] Speaker 3: help me prove a point, and then you went right
[2:19:31] Speaker 3: at it. No, no, no, no, no. I've been trying
[2:19:34] Speaker 3: to say this the whole time, and no one let
[2:19:35] Speaker 3: me talk. Hey, hey, hold on, hold on.
[2:19:37] Speaker 6: Hold the fuck on.
[2:19:38] Speaker 3: Hold the fuck on.
[2:19:39] Speaker 4: Y'all gave me a dozen dashes at 40.
[2:19:40] Speaker 3: Nobody can jump at that age. We're missing something. LeBron?
[2:19:44] Speaker 3: We're missing something. We're missing something. Mike was dunking at 40.
[2:19:46] Speaker 3: Hold on.
[2:19:47] Speaker 8: Okay. Shot.
[2:19:51] Speaker 6: Did your pops play sports?
[2:19:52] Speaker 4: Yep.
[2:19:53] Speaker 3: What'd he play?
[2:19:54] Speaker 8: Nothing.
[2:19:55] Speaker 3: He played sports, but he played nothing.
[2:20:01] Speaker 2: Just hold on.
[2:20:01] Speaker 3: I hate this nigga.
[2:20:03] Speaker 6: You know what a fish is? I hate him, bro.
[2:20:05] Speaker 3: I hate this nigga, man.
[2:20:07] Speaker 4: Because I can tell you genetically, there's no.
[2:20:11] Speaker 3: My daddy was trash. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[2:20:14] Speaker 4: He has a son and a daughter who is elite.
[2:20:18] Speaker 3: Twins. In they blood.
[2:20:20] Speaker 6: They twins.
[2:20:21] Speaker 3: In they blood. It does not reflect my mama or
[2:20:23] Speaker 3: my daddy. You think that's a reflection?
[2:20:25] Speaker 8: It don't.
[2:20:26] Speaker 3: Nah, genetics don't. Y'all are anomalies.
[2:20:27] Speaker 4: So, oh, so it happens just both twins, different, both elite?
[2:20:32] Speaker 3: Okay. I think genetics for sure. Okay. Genetics, like, it's
[2:20:38] Speaker 3: not all or nothing.
[2:20:39] Speaker 1: One way to settle this, we got a studio audience here.
[2:20:42] Speaker 1: We got a studio audience here.
[2:20:43] Speaker 3: Great, great, great.
[2:20:44] Speaker 1: Do y'all agree with Rashad, Nick, and Brandon, or do
[2:20:48] Speaker 1: y'all agree with Gill and Kenya?
[2:20:49] Speaker 3: It's a bullet. That's it. Let's take it to... Well, just... Okay. Rashad.
[2:20:54] Speaker 5: That's who I agree with.
[2:20:57] Speaker 3: They speak. Oh, they said they want to kill Rashad?
[2:20:59] Speaker 3: They speak.
[2:21:01] Speaker 6: Facts, facts, facts.
[2:21:02] Speaker 3: They said they want to kill me? Yeah, you did.
[2:21:05] Speaker 2: They agree with me.
[2:21:06] Speaker 3: Let's move on to mostly fans. Oh, they agree with me.
[2:21:09] Speaker 3: I was about to say. Take two. Zombies can't speak,
[2:21:13] Speaker 3: ladies and gentlemen. I was like, shit, they gonna beat
[2:21:16] Speaker 3: it down. He did pull it back, like, where that
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[2:21:24] Speaker 1: So first question from Underdog user Zoe, what is your
[2:21:28] Speaker 1: favorite Halloween movie? Ooh.
[2:21:31] Speaker 3: Oh, I'll go to them. I love it. Hmm.
[2:21:35] Speaker 2: Like Halloween themes?
[2:21:36] Speaker 3: Favorite Halloween movie.
[2:21:38] Speaker 2: Or like a scary movie. What does that mean exactly?
[2:21:40] Speaker 3: I mean, Die Hard? The movie you watch on Halloween.
[2:21:42] Speaker 3: The Christmas movie.
[2:21:43] Speaker 2: Oh, I like scary movies.
[2:21:46] Speaker 3: My favorite Halloween movie is The Nun 1 and 2.
[2:21:48] Speaker 8: I ain't seen none of those.
[2:21:51] Speaker 2: I like the Conjuring movies.
[2:21:53] Speaker 3: They were supposed to ask.
[2:21:54] Speaker 8: I don't like that. Yeah, I know you don't like that.
[2:21:56] Speaker 8: I don't like the bite, like when they mess with it.
[2:21:58] Speaker 3: See, I don't like when people be cutting it. Halloween
[2:22:00] Speaker 3: movie has to be Halloween.
[2:22:01] Speaker 2: Well, Halloween themed, I like Halloween Town.
[2:22:04] Speaker 3: Halloween Town is fire.
[2:22:06] Speaker 2: Love that, if we're talking about Halloween-themed stuff.
[2:22:08] Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of Ernest Gershwin. Or Mom is
[2:22:10] Speaker 3: Going on a Date with a Vampire.
[2:22:12] Speaker 2: Or Don't Look Under the Bed.
[2:22:13] Speaker 3: What are we talking about? Favorite Halloween movies.
[2:22:15] Speaker 2: Those are all Disney movies that scared the shit out
[2:22:17] Speaker 2: of me.
[2:22:17] Speaker 3: What about Halloween, pal? It's on Disney. Like Hocus Pocus,
[2:22:20] Speaker 3: you know? Oh, yeah, yeah. Great film. Yeah, Hocus Pocus
[2:22:22] Speaker 3: is a good one. The second one was dope, too,
[2:22:24] Speaker 3: when they brought back the old characters. That was hot.
[2:22:26] Speaker 8: Or the witch one, when she was eating the little kids,
[2:22:29] Speaker 8: like Bewitched or some shit.
[2:22:31] Speaker 3: What was the black movie? The nose, yeah, the nose.
[2:22:33] Speaker 3: The black Halloween movie with Cat Williams. Mine's the Gremlins.
[2:22:36] Speaker 3: The Black Haunted House. Oh, Gremlins is good. I'm a Gremlin.
[2:22:41] Speaker 3: That's a good one, Nick. Mine is Gremlins. Gremlins? Was
[2:22:45] Speaker 3: those Halloween movies? I mean, Freddy Cougar. You can never go.
[2:22:48] Speaker 3: You can't go. No, it's not scary.
[2:22:50] Speaker 6: Well, I'm going to go with the name of the question.
[2:22:53] Speaker 6: I'm going to go with Halloween.
[2:22:56] Speaker 8: Okay.
[2:22:56] Speaker 3: Pick one.
[2:22:57] Speaker 6: There's 20 of them.
[2:22:57] Speaker 3: I'm going with Blair Witch Project. Good film. Quality cinema.
[2:23:03] Speaker 3: Scary as hell. Gil, how about yourself? Beetle. Beetlejuice. Okay.
[2:23:09] Speaker 1: I liked that you were doing your Beetlejuice voice earlier
[2:23:11] Speaker 1: in the show, too.
[2:23:12] Speaker 3: Beetlejuice. All right, let's ask our zombies. Zombies, favorite Halloween movie? Annabelle. Zombieland. Zombieland.
[2:23:19] Speaker 3: That's fire.
[2:23:24] Speaker 1: He designated Tucker in a zombie group.
[2:23:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, baby, hey, baby. Hey, baby, sit
[2:23:30] Speaker 3: here and let me talk. Okay, baby? I'm going to
[2:23:33] Speaker 3: talk to you. Just sit here and look good, okay?
[2:23:35] Speaker 3: Did scary movies come out on Halloween? In that general range, usually.
[2:23:40] Speaker 6: Around that time. Around that time?
[2:23:42] Speaker 2: I just saw Smile's movie.
[2:23:43] Speaker 4: Because I was thinking about, like, Freddy Cougar and all that.
[2:23:45] Speaker 3: Did that actually come on during that? Crazy. But that's
[2:23:48] Speaker 3: in there. That's in there. Freddy's in there. Halloween's in there.
[2:23:51] Speaker 3: That's what I said.
[2:23:52] Speaker 4: We consider them Halloween movies, but did they originally come out?
[2:23:55] Speaker 6: See, Halloween comes out. They all based. You would think Halloween, like.
[2:23:58] Speaker 4: Yeah, Halloween night, but Muffin came out.
[2:24:00] Speaker 3: Halloween. Well, original Nightmare on Elm Street premiered November 16th.
[2:24:05] Speaker 2: Oh, I love the first Nightmare on Elm Street.
[2:24:07] Speaker 3: November 16th. It seemed like they were a little late
[2:24:09] Speaker 3: to the party. It's in November 16th.
[2:24:11] Speaker 6: Yeah, for my mom's birthday.
[2:24:13] Speaker 3: Deep Blue Sea, scary movie. Leprechaun.
[2:24:16] Speaker 8: Huh?
[2:24:16] Speaker 3: Leprechaun. Chuckie. Tell us from the hood. Chuckie. Tell us
[2:24:21] Speaker 3: from the hood.
[2:24:22] Speaker 7: Tell us from the hood was scary when I was young.
[2:24:26] Speaker 3: Tell us from the hood was scary when my body
[2:24:28] Speaker 3: was gold. My body was gold. You got a coin?
[2:24:31] Speaker 3: Come here. It's in your head.
[2:24:34] Speaker 1: Well, appreciate all y'all for this lovely Halloween. Obviously, we
[2:24:39] Speaker 1: had to elevate from last year. We took it to
[2:24:41] Speaker 1: another level. I know a new scary movie that's out
[2:24:43] Speaker 1: when you're an adult.
[2:24:44] Speaker 4: When you're in your 18s, the like 30, 40.
[2:24:48] Speaker 8: It's called child support.
[2:24:51] Speaker 3: Oh, that's a scary-ass movie. All right, let's wrap it up.
[2:24:53] Speaker 3: That's a scary-ass movie. Woo!
[2:24:57] Speaker 8: Woo!
[2:24:58] Speaker 3: Woo! Hey, hey, hey. Hey, scary as hell.
[2:25:02] Speaker 6: Hey, scary as hell. Checking your wallets.
[2:25:05] Speaker 3: What's that sound? Who knocking at the door? Who knocking
[2:25:10] Speaker 3: at the door?
[2:25:11] Speaker 6: The worst sound is... Case closed.
[2:25:13] Speaker 3: God damn! Did you see the way he murdered that motherfucker?
[2:25:18] Speaker 6: He owe $ 20, 000. By next week.
[2:25:23] Speaker 3: By next week, boy, you good.
[2:25:25] Speaker 1: Another unserious Halloween at Gil's Arena presented by Underdog Woman.
[2:25:29] Speaker 3: I gotta get my money.
[2:25:31] Speaker 4: I owe $ 300.
[2:25:31] Speaker 3: I owe $ 300.
[2:25:32] Speaker 1: Appreciate you to our crew for these lovely decorations. Appreciate
[2:25:35] Speaker 1: you everybody on the couch. Appreciate you everybody in the chat.
[2:25:37] Speaker 1: Make sure you have a safe and fun Halloween. We
[2:25:40] Speaker 1: will see y'all next week.
[2:25:41] Speaker 5: This has been another episode of Gil's Arena presented by
[2:25:43] Speaker 5: Underdog Woman.
[2:25:45] Speaker 3: Wait, Gil gotta get money out.
[2:25:46] Speaker 6: Hey, T-Rod 1340.
[2:25:48] Speaker 4: How many did you have?
[2:25:51] Speaker 3: They came through that back.
[2:25:53] Speaker 4: So you get 500 from me and King.
[2:25:55] Speaker 3: I owe three, he owe two. T-Rod 1340. Damn.
[2:25:58] Speaker 1: Well, this has been Gil's Arena presented by Underdog.
[2:26:04] Speaker 3: We will see y'all next week.

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